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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast. Mini.

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Speaker 2: I'd love to hear some calls from people on thirteen

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Speaker 2: one oh sixty five. If you've got a story that

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Speaker 2: you can't escape, that story.

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Speaker 3: Nice, smooth, seamless, it's like the original song.

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Speaker 2: The reason we're talking about that is because Sun Yang,

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Speaker 2: who is a Chinese swimmo, likes to freestyle. Oh what

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Speaker 2: was the joke actually, I was actually looking for a

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Speaker 2: bit of audible back up the song freestyler. I thought

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Speaker 2: would have been a nice little accompaniment to that word. No,

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Speaker 2: he likes to freestyle, and I think if we had

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Speaker 2: an audio producer that was, you know, worth half his salt,

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Speaker 2: then you would have heard it whack early. Yeah, well

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Speaker 2: he warranted though, disappointing early, disappointing on well get the

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Speaker 2: song mate. So anyway, Sun Yang Sonyang, who likes to

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Speaker 2: freestyle's missed it again.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, it's a good time beautiful.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, so he he he's been doping for a

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Speaker 2: very long time or accupations. Let's leave it to that Woods.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, he's serving a four year ban. He can't

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Speaker 2: swim at the moment.

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Speaker 3: He's not going to the Olympics. That was the news today,

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Speaker 3: wasn't it.

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Speaker 2: He cannot go to the Tokyo Olympics. But the reality

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Speaker 2: is that no matter how many doping charges come up

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Speaker 2: against his name, no matter how many medals or world

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Speaker 2: championships this guy wins, he can't escape the story. Literally,

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Speaker 2: on every other story about him, it goes doping charges.

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Speaker 2: This is what he was once famous for. But he

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Speaker 2: cannot escape the story. But a few months after his

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Speaker 2: original doping charge, he drove a borrowed Porsche Suv into

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Speaker 2: a bus near Shanghai.

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Speaker 3: Is it a parked bus or a moving bus? I

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Speaker 3: think it's very embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: I think it might have been. I feel a little

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Speaker 2: bit sorry for sort. I mean, first of all, he

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Speaker 2: can't have down the Olympics, But second of all, he

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Speaker 2: cannot escape this story about the fact that he drove

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Speaker 2: a Porsche Suv into a bus in his hometown. That

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Speaker 2: story so third and one oh six or five? Have

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Speaker 2: you got a story that you can't escape? So this,

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Speaker 2: this tale traces you everywhere, every argument that you have

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Speaker 2: with your friends, every time you catch up for a beer,

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Speaker 2: the story gets brought out.

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Speaker 3: I can't escape.

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Speaker 4: You've got a few well because of you to a

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Speaker 4: radio show with you, and you feel the need to

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Speaker 4: always bring these up. And they're not even that bad

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Speaker 4: a stories like, Sure, on a couple of occasions, I

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Speaker 4: cleaned my entire apartment with clean wipes. It's not even

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Speaker 4: that bad. But you always you always bring that up

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Speaker 4: and you tease me, yeah, well.

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Speaker 2: It's a shocking story. It's a shocking story, I mean,

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Speaker 2: and these need to be embarrassing, significantly dumb or embarrassing things.

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Speaker 2: As a thirty year old man, you didn't know what

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Speaker 2: of wet whites and did your entire apartment flour Like

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Speaker 2: that story has got to come up with.

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Speaker 4: You and it works just fine. By the way, you

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Speaker 4: also always bring up the story about.

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Speaker 2: Me rotten this Island with the cheese player and a client.

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Speaker 3: Well, I wasn't going to bring on that one, but

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Speaker 3: that's another example. She wasn't a client, she was a client. Well,

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Speaker 5: Randomly, it's always completely taken out of context. You also

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Speaker 5: you also run with a story, an alleged story, which

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Speaker 5: is untrue, which is that I hooked up with an

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Speaker 5: engaged woman you did a long long time ago to

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Speaker 5: been pregnant.

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Speaker 2: We don't know.

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Speaker 4: No, she definitely wasn't pregnant, and she was she was,

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Speaker 4: she was engaged made she can't hide that one. She

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Speaker 4: was on a break, she was no mate from friends.

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Speaker 2: Let's just move on, shall we. We've all got these stories.

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Speaker 2: Thirty one oh six five. Have you got a story

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Speaker 2: that you can't escape? My friend, who she'll remain unnamed largely,

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Speaker 2: we'll call him Richard. He's got a few of these

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Speaker 2: They had a few too many people saying at the

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Speaker 3: That's a story you can't escape.

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Speaker 2: And if we go camping or we ever got we're

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Speaker 2: not sleeping. He got it story right now, we're taking

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Speaker 2: story that you can't escape, that story, that's me on

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Speaker 2: the falsetto there.

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Speaker 6: Turn it up.

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Speaker 3: You sound good, Yeah, thanks man. Sound really working on

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Speaker 3: that now.

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Speaker 2: The reason we're talking about stories you can't escape is

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Speaker 2: Sun Yang, who's a Chinese swimming He's he's not going

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Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, the story he

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Speaker 2: not even hitting the ju ju pretty haha. It's it's

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Speaker 2: So you can't escape. That's great story, and that's that's

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Speaker 2: that's that's sad for some. And there's lots of stories

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Speaker 2: that we all can't escape. They follow us, they haunt

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Speaker 2: us in our dreams. It's like the first time that well,

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Speaker 2: you hopped on the good foot and did the bad

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Speaker 2: thing and you didn't actually make the the place that

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Speaker 2: between the legs for twenty minutes or so, which and

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Speaker 2: I love that. Like car and a carwash, aren't you,

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Speaker 2: you know, just the buffers on either side.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know, how are you supposed to know that

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Speaker 4: you've never done it before. You're like, I think this

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Speaker 4: is it. I think this is it my mate's toolship. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: surely she says something there.

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Speaker 3: And because get this, it wasn't her first time, so

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Speaker 3: she knew what was going on. She was like, this

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Speaker 4: Least after Anyway, let's go to Anna here, and what's

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Speaker 4: the story you're gonna escape?

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Speaker 6: Hey, guys, is particularly embarrassing and stupid because I'm a

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Speaker 6: teacher and I.

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Speaker 1: Could know better.

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Speaker 2: Perfect.

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Speaker 6: But my boyfriend and I were watching when the satellite

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Speaker 6: or whatever was floating over the sky, and he was like, oh,

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Speaker 6: that means that the astronauts are coming back down to

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Speaker 6: not that they're going to float up there. I was like,

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Speaker 6: what are you talking about. No, astronauts have been out

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Speaker 1: It's not a job anymore.

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Speaker 2: Very exceed, very exceed as you reminds you of another story.

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Speaker 2: Stories you can't escape I've enjoyed these. It's just jounced

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Speaker 2: a rag on my friends. Once, when I was studying

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Speaker 2: in Italy, actually Woods, I was hanging out a cultured

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Speaker 2: manner I am, I am for in lots of ways.

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Speaker 2: But I was hanging out with my friend Wolfy and

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Speaker 2: we were sitting out on our turazzo looking up at

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Speaker 2: the moon. It was a full moon at the time,

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Speaker 2: and I said, how far away do you think the

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Speaker 2: moon is, Wolfy, And he said to me that he

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Speaker 2: thought it was between two and three k's away. Wow. Wow, Why.

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Speaker 3: Megan here? Megan, your mom must bring up a story

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Speaker 1: Oh, my mom is terrible, guys.

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Speaker 3: What's the story, Megan?

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Speaker 1: My mom likes to tell anyone and everyone that when

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Speaker 1: I was little, like Toddler, I had a bright hair

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Speaker 1: or a bright yellow pair of gum boots, and apparently

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Speaker 1: I like to put those on and sit under the

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Speaker 1: kitchen table to do a poo, and she likes to

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Speaker 1: put in the noises and everything as Meghan, are you

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Speaker 1: doing a poo?

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Speaker 7: Nice?

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Speaker 1: And I had not escape that.

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Speaker 2: I can't escape it either, So you just you have

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Speaker 2: the gun boots out beside the table so you could

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Speaker 2: just chuck them on before you're headed in for a

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Speaker 2: bit of a sessh Megan, is that right?

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Speaker 1: Like that?

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Speaker 2: Karen? Who's called here? Karen? What's the story you can't escape?

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Speaker 3: Karen? Hey, Karen, Karen, Karen, too bad?

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Speaker 2: I just want to go outside to our junior producer analyse.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, an Aless, You've got a story that you

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Speaker 2: can't escape that I heard whispers of before in the song.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: So when I went camping with one of my ex boyfriends,

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Speaker 8: we were cuddling and he started seeing so you won't

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Speaker 8: go let go by James Arthur and all my friends

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Speaker 8: heard and I was absolutely dying embarrassment.

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Speaker 3: The poor guy, though, what was you saying? You won't

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Speaker 3: let go?

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Speaker 8: Too?

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Speaker 2: Like what we're holding onto in his swagger?

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Speaker 8: Is that?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Good god nothing.

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Speaker 1: He was just like, don't leave me, I love you.

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Speaker 6: And I was like, oh, this is awkward.

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Speaker 3: And did you leave him?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Jesus Christ stategy savage Ben, what's the story you

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Speaker 4: can't escape?

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Speaker 7: When I was about four or five years old, you

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Speaker 7: girl on a farm and decided it was a good

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Speaker 7: idea to flop it out, so to speak, and pee

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Speaker 7: on the chickens and the chicken decided it wanted to

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Speaker 7: jump up and peck me right where you can imagine.

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Speaker 7: You don't want to get pecked.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, and Benny after the pick a little cut, and

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Speaker 4: my mum explained that I was running down the driveway

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Speaker 4: with blood all over.

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Speaker 7: My crutch, holding my my doodle, screaming and she didn't

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Speaker 7: know what had happened. And then I got a nickname

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Speaker 7: after that, called little peck Up.

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Speaker 2: Very good, n we do We just let the first

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Speaker 2: part of that story go, but he was pusying on Jiggins.

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Speaker 3: I didn't let it go. He let it go.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 2: More of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 8: You know you want to