Speaker 1: You in the video we did about the tens machine. Yes,
Speaker 1: I do recall a couple of comments on this. There
Speaker 1: was one Ash that said, why is his hair always dirty?
Speaker 2: Who's well? I think me? I'd had on, didn't I? Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 1: Is my hair? It's always a bit ship? I showered,
Speaker 1: I brushed it kind of.
Speaker 2: Why do you mean it's not dirty?
Speaker 3: It's maybe their phone's dirty and it's just reflecting on
Speaker 3: your hair.
Speaker 2: I don't wash my hair. Why, Okay, who washes their hair?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: I mean is it a problem? Are sure to put
Speaker 2: water on it? Of course washed?
Speaker 1: Of course it's always a bit because the back is
Speaker 1: a bit self conscious.
Speaker 2: I almost wore a beanie today. That would look weird
Speaker 2: if he wore a beanie.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not doing any favors for myself. And welcome
Speaker 1: back to two noting dads.
Speaker 2: I'm Maddie Jay and I'm Ash. And this is a
Speaker 2: podcast all about parenting. It is the good, it is
Speaker 2: the bad, and the relatable. And there is no.
Speaker 1: Advice from Ash, from myself, from anyone, no real advice
Speaker 1: in this episode advice. We're not about giving advice. What
Speaker 1: we are about is giving advice.
Speaker 3: No, no, sorry, what are we about very well, go
Speaker 3: on confusing, this is what we're about.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you what happened today just really quickly
Speaker 3: was fresh, okay, oscar this morning in bed for a cuddle,
Speaker 3: love that then.
Speaker 1: Very coldest morning was one of the coldest mornings.
Speaker 3: Look, my house is just freezing all the time. It
Speaker 3: is so fucking cold.
Speaker 1: But we have a I just want to say, when
Speaker 1: I wake up a morning's like today and I'm cold,
Speaker 1: I think of you.
Speaker 2: I think of you and you're technically homeless. I was like, God,
Speaker 2: I hope it's okay up there. Homeless are warmer than me.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we have an electric blanket all right on our
Speaker 3: on our bed. I'm not allowed to have the electric
Speaker 3: so on because I left it on one too many times.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: I've been banned.
Speaker 3: So when mom goes to the gym and the kids
Speaker 3: coming for a cuddle, we scooped you on over to
Speaker 3: the side, to the affluent side of the bed.
Speaker 1: And like in India when there's like literally one road
Speaker 1: and on one side it's like the four people and
Speaker 1: on the other side it's a nice house.
Speaker 2: It's like anyway, so we scooped over and Oscar's like, oh,
Speaker 2: got a bit of a sore throat brow you sick?
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, I guess you can't go
Speaker 3: on your excursion today. Is just kidding, I'm just kidding,
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, so it gotcha. Anyway, he's
Speaker 3: super excited about that about the first excursion at big
Speaker 3: school today.
Speaker 2: They're getting on.
Speaker 3: A bus, a chartered bus all together, the whole grade grade.
Speaker 2: Such a dad thing you got me. Don't ask me
Speaker 2: what to choose GPS, because I won't be able to
Speaker 2: tell that either.
Speaker 3: Super excited this morning, Joshing off to school. He wanted
Speaker 3: to go early. He's got to watch. You gotta watch
Speaker 3: for his birthday. So now he thinks he can tell
Speaker 3: the time, and it's annoying.
Speaker 2: What watch did you get him? It's just a digital
Speaker 2: Minecraft one.
Speaker 3: It just has like the numbers it's right, and he
Speaker 3: can be like it's nine three.
Speaker 2: But he has no idea what that means.
Speaker 3: No, he has no idea what that means. So anyway,
Speaker 3: he went to school really excited. And I've just received
Speaker 3: a text message from April, who happens to be my
Speaker 3: wife also the mother of my children, and she says devastating.
Speaker 3: I'll just get you to read this out.
Speaker 1: Ah, she's it's a school email. School, it's a formal
Speaker 1: email dear parents and cares. It's very inclusive.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: It is with great disappointment. It is with great sorry.
Speaker 1: It is with great disappointment that we were notified this
Speaker 1: morning by the Charter Bus company that they had canceled
Speaker 1: our booking.
Speaker 2: For today's excursion to Gibburagong.
Speaker 3: It's an indigenous site. Don't shush me?
Speaker 4: Is it because I'm indigenous? You wanted to shush me?
Speaker 4: That was an acknowledgment of country for anyone wondering ash,
Speaker 4: what are your background?
Speaker 2: Is indigenous?
Speaker 1: And MWe kindergarten students have returned to their classroom and
Speaker 1: the excursion will be rebooked for a later date.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's dis a point, that is it's devastating.
Speaker 1: That's bad management. Do you reckon? Was it at the
Speaker 1: fold of the bus company or do you reckon? They
Speaker 1: went to one of the teachers said, how you did
Speaker 1: booking that bus? That's what's happened.
Speaker 2: I reckon. That's the thing.
Speaker 3: When there's too many fingers in the pie, things get missed.
Speaker 3: So April said devastating. Of course, absolutely, And she said,
Speaker 3: so sad. I feel for him, And my response was,
Speaker 3: he also needs to understand disappointment.
Speaker 1: So turn it into a teaching He's a good emotions
Speaker 1: to experience. And do you reckon right now? He's going,
Speaker 1: Oh God, Tickles come back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it'd be a sick babe afternoon, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: That is sad. That is really sad. That is really sad.
Speaker 2: I want to I want to get to the bottom
Speaker 2: of that roll. Keep your post. Who was a fault here?
Speaker 2: We'll launch a full investigation.
Speaker 1: Because if it wasn't the bus company, they're being defamed
Speaker 1: right now, the good parents of the Northern Beaches. Right now,
Speaker 1: all the disappointment is targeted towards that bus company.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, I don't know who it is. I'd
Speaker 3: name and shame if I knew. Can you dig a
Speaker 3: little deeper I will be digging a little bit deeper
Speaker 3: stuff soon. I'll get to the bottom of it for you. Wow,
Speaker 3: you're really upset about it.
Speaker 2: I can see. No, I'm rattled.
Speaker 1: I do want to ask about Oscar's birthday. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I do want to ask. But before I got about that,
Speaker 1: But before I go into Oscar's birthday. I want to
Speaker 1: talk about me.
Speaker 2: I love that and what a standout guy.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's enough about you anyway.
Speaker 1: If I may say so myself, you know I'm was
Speaker 1: someone ash that in any situation.
Speaker 2: I feel like you're setting this up to be a
Speaker 2: real fall from grace.
Speaker 1: If there is ever someone in need, anyone, gender, age, nationality.
Speaker 3: I'll help anyone, inclusive of you. Very inclusive that that
Speaker 3: email was very inclusive. Yes, yes, you know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to put myself in situations where I
Speaker 1: need to be heroic, But at the same time, those
Speaker 1: situations seem to find me. It's almost like the universe
Speaker 1: knows that I'm the kind of person that will look
Speaker 1: at danger in the face and front it head on.
Speaker 2: You're a hero in disguise. What do you mean? So
Speaker 2: you're just in disguise as a regular person. Thank you,
Speaker 2: but you are somewhat of a hero. I would say
Speaker 2: thank you. I will accept that with open arms. You're welcome.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know what happened?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It would be very awkward if you were like, I
Speaker 1: don't to give a shit and that's all we got
Speaker 1: time for So I was getting a coffee the other morning,
Speaker 1: ash in the morning cold.
Speaker 2: I do you know how you love your coffee?
Speaker 1: I love a morning coffee. You know, there's very much
Speaker 1: a line in the sand, pre coffee, post coffee.
Speaker 2: And what was that?
Speaker 4: Came in?
Speaker 2: There was a light trying to think where were going
Speaker 2: with that? I'm like, did you shot yourself?
Speaker 1: As I was going into the cafe, there was a
Speaker 1: lady who was tying a dog up to a chair.
Speaker 1: She was going to order her coffee as well. Big
Speaker 1: staffy I think it was a staffy. As she finished
Speaker 1: tying the dog to the chair, which was a metal chair.
Speaker 1: The chair he kind of like shrugged a bit, the
Speaker 1: chair rattle.
Speaker 2: He worked out that it didn't weigh very much. Well,
Speaker 2: he he, I don't. I wouldn't go that far. I would.
Speaker 1: He got a little bit startled by the noise of
Speaker 1: the chair. Oh shit, okay, So he kind of like
Speaker 1: was like oh. The dog was like oh fuck is that?
Speaker 1: And the chair was like oh And he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: hang on, I took a step back. And then as
Speaker 1: he took a step back, the chair followed him and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, looka that's a bit you know,
Speaker 1: it's a bit scary for the dog. Dog doesn't know
Speaker 1: what a chair is. And so as the dog started
Speaker 1: to then like start to walk away trying to get
Speaker 1: away from the chair, the chair was following the dog.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: And from then on it just snowballed. So this dog
Speaker 1: then got fully freaked out started running away. And as
Speaker 1: the dog ran away, this chair, this chair is chasing
Speaker 1: the dog.
Speaker 2: This metal chair is balancing up and down the road.
Speaker 2: At this point, it's like trying to outrun you shadow.
Speaker 2: And this lady is like she's an older lady.
Speaker 1: She's like, Billa, Billy, no bet, it's still young Billy, Phillip,
Speaker 1: please Billy.
Speaker 2: And I'm watching this unfold and I'm like, God, you
Speaker 2: gotta start running. And I was like, do I do?
Speaker 1: I just really want to get my coffee. I get
Speaker 1: my coffee first and then I can help her. And
Speaker 1: no one was helping this lady. And this dog was
Speaker 1: now running through the car park and this chair like
Speaker 1: balancing luckily missed all the cars.
Speaker 2: Oh that is lucky. And she's like, Billy, please will
Speaker 2: just come back. And I was like I got to
Speaker 2: help her. Just start chasing this dog, didn't you well,
Speaker 2: I was such an eck.
Speaker 1: Chasing a bag in the wind when you drop a
Speaker 1: receipt and you put your foot on it, and.
Speaker 2: I thought to myself, I'm not going to chase after
Speaker 2: the dog.
Speaker 3: I kind of like you want to act cool as well,
Speaker 3: Thank you, Billy.
Speaker 1: So the way that it worked out, so the dog
Speaker 1: kind of turns around and then starts heading back towards
Speaker 1: the cafe. All of a sudden, the dogs may be
Speaker 1: like one hundred meters away, oh no, last fifty meters away,
Speaker 1: and it's running towards me full gallop. Lady's still yelling
Speaker 1: Billy out from the rest of the car park, and
Speaker 1: this chair is du bouncing around, and I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: here we go. You know, I'm like a full back
Speaker 1: on the footy field. It's me as a prop running
Speaker 1: full pace at me. And yeah, came the ponger and
Speaker 1: I'm there like ready to take on this dog. And
Speaker 1: I was like, do you know what I've got this?
Speaker 1: I've got this.
Speaker 2: I'm going to save the day. I will rescue Billy.
Speaker 2: Best case scenario, free coffee.
Speaker 1: And I also just I just want the praise, you know,
Speaker 1: I just I just I want to know that people
Speaker 1: give me a pat on the back.
Speaker 2: As I go to grab this dog, he side steps
Speaker 2: me the old drawer he drew you in, Billy was
Speaker 2: very quick.
Speaker 1: So now I've missed Billy, and I look up and
Speaker 1: the chair.
Speaker 2: And I braves the impact, and the chair fucking hits me.
Speaker 2: You're stunned.
Speaker 3: You've been chaired by a dog at a cafe in
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming it hurts. I can tell one of those
Speaker 2: one of those silver like yeah, I know the chairs.
Speaker 1: So the chairs cleaned me up, and I've kind of
Speaker 1: grabbed onto the chair you've latched on. I malatched onto
Speaker 1: the chair, but the chair is moving at such a pace.
Speaker 1: Actually I can't hold onto the chair, but I slow
Speaker 1: him down, you know. I take the wind out of
Speaker 1: the sails of old Billy boy, the staffy dog. And
Speaker 1: then as I kind of look over, I'm on my back.
Speaker 1: As I look over, another guy stepped in and as
Speaker 1: I've slowed Billy down so much, he's now grabbed Billy
Speaker 1: swooped in and took your moment.
Speaker 2: That mother fucker.
Speaker 1: People are applauding this man. Oh the lady comes running.
Speaker 3: Billy, Billy, You're saved, Billy Tree cheers for the stranger
Speaker 3: runs right past me.
Speaker 2: I get nothing. Oh not a pat on the back?
Speaker 2: You assisted? Yeah, I was. I limp into the cafe.
Speaker 2: I'm like fucking up. Really, I was like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's four fifty for the coffee and fifteen
Speaker 3: bucks of the chair.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, very good from you, very good. You are
Speaker 2: a hero. You're a modern day hero. Thank you. And
Speaker 2: the dog he's safe and the chair is ruined. Beautiful.
Speaker 3: Look, A similar thing happened to not to me, but
Speaker 3: to a friend of mine who they had the dog
Speaker 3: and had the lead, and they for some reason they
Speaker 3: tied the lead just to an empty coke bottle or
Speaker 3: something like, just like it was just it was just
Speaker 3: like it was just like a like fiddling, you know
Speaker 3: how you're just like fiddling with the just I.
Speaker 1: Thought you meant tying to a coke bottle to like
Speaker 1: that'll stop him, just like a fiddle.
Speaker 2: Just kids. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, the dog moved and the bottle started to follow
Speaker 3: the dog.
Speaker 2: Freak the dog out. This story is not.
Speaker 3: Going to end well, yeah, the dog got hit by
Speaker 3: a car. Yeah, the bottle chased it into oncoming traffic. Whushka,
Speaker 3: bottle was fine?
Speaker 2: What were you doing me. It's this is not my story,
Speaker 2: someone else's story. You were there. I wasn't there. Thank god,
Speaker 2: it's definitely you. Yes.
Speaker 3: No, my dog found a pack of listenerine strips under
Speaker 3: the bed and sneeze for three hours straight. That's the
Speaker 3: worst thing that I've ever accidentally done to a dog.
Speaker 3: Moving on from we were.
Speaker 2: Moved right, let's go straight fast.
Speaker 5: Oscar's birthday. Oscar's birthday, Yes, what an affair. Also, god,
Speaker 5: why did we throw them a party last year? I
Speaker 5: said to April. I said, this year, like really low key.
Speaker 5: It was just like really close friends. A couple of
Speaker 5: us went tenpin bowling. Also chaos.
Speaker 3: It is just kid party after kid party, and.
Speaker 2: They're in each other's lanes. This guy's trying to bowl. Okay,
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of my lines. I saw you.
Speaker 2: You do. You have the spin.
Speaker 3: I've got it all man, You're very good. I've got
Speaker 3: a perfect game in bowling. No, they made it up.
Speaker 3: I high two hundreds though, very good, thank you. Uh yeah,
Speaker 3: absolute chaos. And the kids they're so fucking excited. Oscar's excited.
Speaker 3: There's meltdowns happening left, right and center, but all in all,
Speaker 3: pretty pretty good. He got spoilt rotten that he did
Speaker 3: by friends family. It got to the point where it's
Speaker 3: we were trying to educate him a little bit about
Speaker 3: how we're going to lunch with the family now, and
Speaker 3: there's obviously my family. They were all down, not specifically
Speaker 3: for his birthday, but they were just all here.
Speaker 2: So we went had a pub lunch.
Speaker 3: Where it's a playground and my kids and my niece
Speaker 3: and stuff could go and play. But it was like, oh,
Speaker 3: how many kids at well the party, oh well, the
Speaker 3: bowling party itself.
Speaker 2: Was I think there was like six or seven kids. Great,
Speaker 2: great number. It was just it was just meant to
Speaker 2: be lokey.
Speaker 3: But the family thing was the next day, which was Sunday,
Speaker 3: and I was like, what are we doing today? And
Speaker 3: we're like, we're going to have a party with the family,
Speaker 3: and we're trying to educate him that it's not just
Speaker 3: about the presence. It's like, it's also nice to see
Speaker 3: your family, and he was just like, yeah, but it is.
Speaker 3: I was like, come on, man, like they're all here
Speaker 3: for you and blah blah blah blah blah. So trying
Speaker 3: to educate him to do that was the biggest challenge
Speaker 3: over the weekend because he didn't give a fuck about.
Speaker 2: Anyone else other than what they were giving him. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, what do you got? I think next year
Speaker 2: we're going.
Speaker 3: To reverse the roles and just get him to give
Speaker 3: people things. Don't do that, like, just to give him
Speaker 3: some sort of let him be like gluttonous, you know
Speaker 3: for that day. You know, when you're a kid, you
Speaker 3: don't like fuck the family counting his birthday down for
Speaker 3: ninety days. It's been about him for long enough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like kids don't care about family. I don't care
Speaker 2: of the thing. I want him to care about the family.
Speaker 3: Why Because I think it's a nice thing that my
Speaker 3: grandmother's in her eighties.
Speaker 2: She doesn't need to thank you, she needs she needs
Speaker 2: a bit more than that. Isn't that fair? I think
Speaker 2: that's fair.
Speaker 3: I think that's very empathetic of me, to be honest,
Speaker 3: it is. Maybe I'm a hero in disguise. Don't be ridiculous.
Speaker 2: That was silly.
Speaker 3: Lots of presents, lots of Lego. Holy shit, the kid
Speaker 3: is is like a Lego genius. It's unbelievable, like he's
Speaker 3: built it all. And it was like I'm talking thousands
Speaker 3: of pieces of lego. He's built trucks and car It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Lego is expensive. We've spoken about it before. It is expensive.
Speaker 1: It is crazy, it is it is crazy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's but you know what you do you build with
Speaker 1: him or do you let him just do his thing?
Speaker 1: I let him do his thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he'd be thanging over here and I'm doing whatever,
Speaker 3: and then if there's something's a bit hard or it
Speaker 3: needs a bit of muscle, but otherwise he'll do like like,
Speaker 3: he'll do an eighteen plus lego on his own.
Speaker 2: What dude, unbelievable, rain Man, brain man.
Speaker 3: Nothing real event will happened other than just the chaos
Speaker 3: of kids and April being over stimulated the whole weekend.
Speaker 2: That's really all that happened.
Speaker 1: We've got Marley's coming up's birthday is on Friday Thursday,
Speaker 1: Thursday the nineteenth, and we stupidly we've said we'll have
Speaker 1: it here, have it here at home, and then last
Speaker 1: weekend Lola got invited to a party. It's like a
Speaker 1: flying yoga place that does kids' birthday party.
Speaker 2: Will be doing too much, and we thought, well.
Speaker 1: Marley's turning six, she's into flying yoga, so we were like,
Speaker 1: we'll book that people are doing too much. It's like
Speaker 1: four hundred bucks. What Yeah, so now we've had to
Speaker 1: retract the flying. We had to like deviate what Marley,
Speaker 1: you're doing flying yoga for your birthday? And Laura is
Speaker 1: like a four hundred bucks and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't the party here, scrap.
Speaker 2: So haven't it here. And I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's going to be who's got flying yoga money? Jesus,
Speaker 2: that is wild.
Speaker 3: I know people be doing way too much for birthday,
Speaker 3: and it was it goes back to remember when we
Speaker 3: were talking about last year the guy who had the diggers.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It just happened to be someone that April knew and
Speaker 3: then it was a long story.
Speaker 2: But people are.
Speaker 1: Doing We've got we've we splurged on a fairye, we've
Speaker 1: got a fairy come. Oh that's cool, a fairy coming.
Speaker 1: She'll dance, just some bubbles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3: I took all the kids bowling. It was like one
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty bucks for like for like seven eight kids.
Speaker 2: Did you feed them? Was that including for the animals? No,
Speaker 2: not including food. I just got some nuggies and stuff.
Speaker 2: They were pretty sure.
Speaker 3: It was only like, to be honest, two games took
Speaker 3: way too long for these kids.
Speaker 2: One game, yeah, I wasn't expecting it to take.
Speaker 3: Like three hours. It's I think I had like nine beers. Sorry,
Speaker 3: it wasn't a joke. Sorry to get through it somehow,
Speaker 3: so aprils overwhelmed and I'm just tanked.
Speaker 2: No, I had a couple. I had a couple with
Speaker 2: the other days. I don't try backtrack now.
Speaker 3: Anyway, something eventful did happen over the weekend.
Speaker 2: I fucking come on, jogged my memory on something else.
Speaker 2: So April comes home.
Speaker 3: She's taken Macy to the specialist who's said something wrong
Speaker 3: with the rye. She's fine, by the way, thanks for
Speaker 3: your concern. And she got there and the receptions is like,
Speaker 3: you're your rash is wie from two doting dads.
Speaker 2: And she was the.
Speaker 1: First kind of public spotting that she's had without me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh god, I actually find that.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: She came home, she's like, you made it. The receptionists
Speaker 3: recognized me because of you. And then she's like you yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but it reminded me you're welcome, Yeah, you are welcome.
Speaker 3: It reminded me of a time when I was recognized
Speaker 3: in a situation that I didn't wish to be or
Speaker 3: was hoping that didn't go on. A while back, I
Speaker 3: had to do a stool sample yep. Now I had
Speaker 3: to go to the doctors to pick up the stool
Speaker 3: sample kit yep, from the receptionist.
Speaker 2: Got it.
Speaker 3: I walk in the receptionist straight away, you're the guy
Speaker 3: who wears the towel on his head and I was
Speaker 3: like yeah.
Speaker 2: She was like, you're so funny. It's so me blah
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah. Great great boost of the ego
Speaker 2: and I love that. And then she was like, how
Speaker 2: can I help? No, nothing, oh no nothing. I just
Speaker 2: saw the poppy to say. I was like, I'm here
Speaker 2: to pick up a stool. She's like, oh, yes, she knew.
Speaker 2: She was like, oh, Ashton, yes, here's your stool sample.
Speaker 3: Kid, hands it over, hands it over, and I was like, yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, that's pretty embarrassing. She was like,
Speaker 3: so you just bring it back. I'm like to you,
Speaker 3: She's like, I'll be here all day.
Speaker 2: That's it. I'm never going back.
Speaker 3: I'll probably die. I don't know what's wrong with me.
Speaker 3: And I need to get my stool test. At least
Speaker 3: it's not like a pursepex clear box.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was. Do you know what it was? Never
Speaker 2: done it. It was a big you should do it.
Speaker 2: Wear a disguise. It's like a it's like a big
Speaker 2: zi block sandwich bag, right, like a medical z blocks.
Speaker 2: You don't ship in the bag. Sorry, it's a Wooly's
Speaker 2: paper bag. You take a ship it because the handles
Speaker 2: will break.
Speaker 1: Here's your kids, just one big.
Speaker 2: It's one of those old coal's gray bag.
Speaker 3: So it's a ziploc bag and it's got like pathology
Speaker 3: slips in there with the little yellow, yellow lidded clear
Speaker 3: sample jar.
Speaker 1: The yellow lid screams medical sample. Yes, screams it. It's screams.
Speaker 2: Ash is going to poop in this?
Speaker 1: Do that?
Speaker 2: How much poo do you put in there? Oh? It
Speaker 2: fill it to the brim? I go na. Sorry.
Speaker 3: I was particularly getting a stool sample because something in
Speaker 3: that area wasn't right.
Speaker 2: The Nine Beers bowling or no, no, this has gone
Speaker 2: way back. Sorry, this is going this is pre nine Beers.
Speaker 3: And I was like okay, well I grabbed the bag
Speaker 3: offer and I was like okay, So like, oh, do
Speaker 3: I have to drop it off here, like, is there
Speaker 3: anyone else I can drop it.
Speaker 2: Off closer to home? I live like down the road.
Speaker 3: But I didn't want to have to come back to
Speaker 3: this situation because that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: And she was like, no, no, no, go to bring it
Speaker 2: back here. I'll be here all day. We're open till
Speaker 2: seven pm.
Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, great, this is great, this
Speaker 3: is good, this is good great. So I left, and
Speaker 3: the whole way home, I'm thinking, I don't want to
Speaker 3: shoot in this carp because mind you think bringing it
Speaker 3: back in yeah, but mind you it's pretty running.
Speaker 2: Down there at the moment.
Speaker 1: She's like, no, I didn't say we. I said pooh,
Speaker 1: And you're like, that is my poop.
Speaker 3: That is my pooh. I squirted it out my bum
Speaker 3: if that's what you need to know. I went home
Speaker 3: and I told April, and April was like, what are
Speaker 3: you going to do? And I'm like, well, for my health,
Speaker 3: I need to do it, obviously, because health is key.
Speaker 2: So I did that pretty good.
Speaker 3: So I deliberated over the whole course of the day,
Speaker 3: well the whole course of the morning, and I thought
Speaker 3: maybe if I go around lunchtime, she's gone to lunch
Speaker 3: and there'll be like a different receptionist.
Speaker 2: It's very good.
Speaker 1: Do you poo in the toilet and then scoop it
Speaker 1: from the toilet into the couple? Do you poo into
Speaker 1: the little jar? Oh, I don't have.
Speaker 2: That good of a name. I had to scoop. I
Speaker 2: had to scoop, scoop. You get in. There's some tongs,
Speaker 2: those tongs straight straight the bin. Yeah, it stinks.
Speaker 3: There's no sound sound, there's no smell barrier around those
Speaker 3: little yellow things out seap.
Speaker 2: Very good word. Well, well put, I would say. I
Speaker 2: went back. It was in a shopping center to which
Speaker 2: makes it even more walking through the shopping center. I
Speaker 2: had to walk through the shaving the sugar. Did I
Speaker 2: step in ship? What's going on? Yes? I had to
Speaker 2: walk through the shopping center.
Speaker 3: With the zipla ziploc bag of ship steaming, ship steaming.
Speaker 2: It was still warm smoking. People were clearing out. It
Speaker 2: has Matt sooner. It did have the big bio hazard
Speaker 2: thing on the front.
Speaker 3: And as I'm walking, Yeah, all the smuggles sprinklers have
Speaker 3: come on. You're bee lining to the receptionist, bee lining
Speaker 3: to the doctors. And I've like staked out the doctors.
Speaker 3: I'm walking through the shops, staking out to see.
Speaker 2: If she's there.
Speaker 3: She's there, okay, and I'm like fuck, But there's another
Speaker 3: receptionist there as too. There's two people there now, and
Speaker 3: I've walked in with a shitty bag. They're eating their lunch.
Speaker 3: Oh God, I give them the bag of ship, and
Speaker 3: the receptionist turns to the other person who's also working
Speaker 3: on receptions, like this is the.
Speaker 2: Guy I was telling you about. God.
Speaker 3: No, She proceeds to get her phone out. You did
Speaker 3: not get a photo. I got a photo with them,
Speaker 3: with the ship in the photo, the ships in the background.
Speaker 3: In hindsight, it would have been it would have actually
Speaker 3: been if I had the ship. But they've taken they've
Speaker 3: got their phone out. First of all, she's showing their
Speaker 3: videos of me.
Speaker 2: That's inappropriate. And then she's like, can we get a photo?
Speaker 2: There's like patient confidentiality. I might. I've just shatt in
Speaker 2: a jar given it to you. You want to get a
Speaker 2: photo with me.
Speaker 1: There's absolutely no way that she's handed over that ship.
Speaker 1: She's got that right now in the freezer.
Speaker 3: I never did get the results back. Now it turns
Speaker 3: out I was experimenting with Ashwagun and that was the problem.
Speaker 3: It's like some sort of herbal ship.
Speaker 2: Well, there you go, so I'm fine with that. God,
Speaker 2: technically I didn't even really need to give her the
Speaker 2: bag of ship.
Speaker 1: Going to the doctors is scary enough for being recognized.
Speaker 1: I've never been back to that particular doctor, to that receptionist.
Speaker 1: If she is listening, please, there's a time and a
Speaker 1: place in the medical center keeping my ship back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just really quickly, really really quickly. Do you ever
Speaker 1: make lunch for Oscar for school?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my job most of the time. What kind
Speaker 2: of sandwich did you give?
Speaker 3: It's just VEGGIEMI bro, Yeah, it's just easy, good, good idea.
Speaker 2: What did you do?
Speaker 3: Actually, well, have to do both lunches. She's christ No,
Speaker 3: it's annoying, but yeah, anyway, moving on. It's not all
Speaker 3: about you, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Well done? Thank you.
Speaker 1: I don't live I don't make the sandwiches, nor any
Speaker 1: of the artists that go into Marley's lunch.
Speaker 2: She's doing it.
Speaker 1: No, No, she's away at the moment. She's still in
Speaker 1: the gold coat. So this week I've been doing.
Speaker 2: Don't make a sandwich? Like that.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: I was just like, Mally, what do you eat? She's like,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I was like, what do you want?
Speaker 2: It's just the same thing every day.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, give me a peanut butter
Speaker 1: sandwich and I was like, great, I'm.
Speaker 3: Not allowed to take peanufy the sandwiches school.
Speaker 2: How do you know that nuts? But how do you
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 3: People die from allergies of nuts?
Speaker 2: Oh? He's good, very good.
Speaker 1: Can't school me, so hang on to stay. I've killed
Speaker 1: three kids. I will be in hiding after this episode. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize. I didn't realize. And on Monday I
Speaker 1: gave her a peanut butter sandwich and Marley came home
Speaker 1: and picked her up. She came home, she's like I'm starving.
Speaker 1: She's like, Daddy, why did you do that to me?
Speaker 2: And I was like what do you mean?
Speaker 1: And she's like the sandwich and I was like what
Speaker 1: was wrong? And she's like, we cannot have nuts? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, hang on, you asked for it, so
Speaker 1: don't don't don't blame me.
Speaker 2: She's five, Yeah, she doesn't know.
Speaker 4: Well, you're an adult.
Speaker 2: I didn't know either.
Speaker 1: For anyone out there, if you're going to school next year,
Speaker 1: if you've got to start making lunch is just know
Speaker 1: that the rules are different. Back when I was a kid, bro,
Speaker 1: you can bring nuts to school. It was survival of
Speaker 1: the fittest if you use nutsank god, no, no, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: moving on.
Speaker 2: So I just want my advice. I'm just letting people know. Fuck. Sorry, no,
Speaker 2: it's not advice. Might just be wary. Just be aware.
Speaker 1: Parents out there, cares, cares parents and cares. No nuts
Speaker 1: at school because what happens ash because of the other kids.
Speaker 1: You have to eat your nut, lunch, your peanut butter
Speaker 1: in the classroom.
Speaker 2: Lunch and shut up.
Speaker 1: And so Mally had she couldn't play with the other
Speaker 1: kids at lunchtime because she had to eat it in
Speaker 1: the classroom.
Speaker 2: Oh and so she was.
Speaker 1: Punished, and so she the whole time she was like,
Speaker 1: fucking dad, fucking stitching me up and making it a
Speaker 1: pan butter sand got eating whatever.
Speaker 2: It's not crunchy peanut butter. There's got to be there's
Speaker 2: got to be a middle ground. It was. It was smooth.
Speaker 2: It was smooth panut butter. Yeah, are you a smooth family? Nana?
Speaker 1: Fucking Nana, I bought this stuff said yeah, enough said that.
Speaker 2: What's that with that generation?
Speaker 3: That generation is also with that generation they tell the
Speaker 3: most diabolical stories.
Speaker 2: It's a bit rich coming from you, but r.
Speaker 1: Minor entertaining, says the guy who just talked about handing
Speaker 1: over his ship for the last fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: Hey, I love it. I love a bit of shit.
Speaker 3: Why do we have to adjust our whole life for
Speaker 3: these people?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I say, stuff him, Yeah, sit here, stuff don't
Speaker 1: it's not for this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mostly regression.
Speaker 2: You don't want to so just tell me what your
Speaker 2: parent do you want? My grand party at the shirt?
Speaker 1: You don't want advice from frangs?
Speaker 2: Go and tell me what is your current?
Speaker 3: Once again, I'm gonna say that's the greatest song we've ever.
Speaker 2: Very arrogant from you, but I agreed. Okay, grand let's go.
Speaker 2: Let's do you want to go first first? Don't you
Speaker 2: let me? I hate it when we fight. I just
Speaker 2: listeners out there. That's us having a full heated argument.
Speaker 2: That was it. Yeah, we're not going to talk for
Speaker 2: twenty four hours after this great Oh I'm just my kid.
Speaker 2: I kid, I said here, I have kids and I kid.
Speaker 2: Can you smile for once there we go.
Speaker 3: I it is from mint and he said, Minty, this
Speaker 3: is from Mindy.
Speaker 2: Get it out, hurry out, bait baity, I'm joking. Shut up. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is a bit of a silly one. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say this is a silly one. Us silly babies crying
Speaker 2: when they're tired. No one's stopping you. Just go to sleep.
Speaker 1: I did see a TikTok with a parent hack. Apparently,
Speaker 1: just full disclosure. I don't hate my kids. Apparently you
Speaker 1: go outside and you make them look into the sun.
Speaker 2: That's how you make them sneeze.
Speaker 1: Apparently that's how you make can go to sleep. You
Speaker 1: put hot lights in their face. That's not asleep. That's
Speaker 1: called blind. Catherine says school emails like clogging up my inbox.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know what that feels like because I can't
Speaker 1: subscribe to the fucking school.
Speaker 2: Lucky you.
Speaker 3: Well, we just forgot an email from the school today, Remember,
Speaker 3: so this is one of many that we get.
Speaker 2: I don't get them all right, Look, I think, yeah,
Speaker 2: just pretty, k doesn't matter. She kid's ill. This is
Speaker 2: from m I don't know if it's Emma or Emily.
Speaker 2: Will figure that out. We'll take the journey. People usually
Speaker 2: mother in law. Sorry, I thought it was just like
Speaker 2: people moving on people, and that is all. People usually
Speaker 2: mother in law, someone who's the mother in law. Brave
Speaker 2: of her to put her name down. I don't think
Speaker 2: she's named mother in law and it reads please do
Speaker 2: not say my name.
Speaker 3: M So people usually mother in law's calling your baby
Speaker 3: my baby or our baby, like bro, what the fucking yeah?
Speaker 2: I think, Ah, there's all those it is it's a
Speaker 2: family unit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's all those memes as well that kind
Speaker 3: of play into this, which is like mums and sons
Speaker 3: all right, So you see all those things where it's
Speaker 3: like the love between a mum and a son that
Speaker 3: the wife to be is never going to be good enough,
Speaker 3: and it sort of plays into that thing where it's like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm part of their relationship, right, so now.
Speaker 2: Am I a genius hanging on? Just my genius, I'll
Speaker 2: just come up with this on the spot.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm part of their relationship, so therefore that baby
Speaker 3: must also be mine mine?
Speaker 2: Does your mother in law do that? Na? All right? Look,
Speaker 2: I agree I think that that my baby is.
Speaker 3: My an April's baby, right, not my mom's or not
Speaker 3: my mother in law's baby.
Speaker 2: Right a grand baby and their parents is their great grandbaby.
Speaker 1: Yep, you're back with me now kind of yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: next next points from Chelsea. I'm a teacher and I
Speaker 1: hate that parents tell their kids if you feel sick,
Speaker 1: then tell the teacher.
Speaker 2: And we sent home.
Speaker 1: They nagged me all friggin day.
Speaker 2: Fingers at Oscar.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say, I thought she
Speaker 3: was going to say, I'm a teacher and.
Speaker 2: I hate kids. I was like, well, I think you're
Speaker 2: in the wrong prependent.
Speaker 3: Just on that point, let's circle back to the start
Speaker 3: of this episode when I said that Oscar would end
Speaker 3: up in sick bay.
Speaker 2: Guess what he is at home? He's no, he's not.
Speaker 2: I read the message. April called me twice and I
Speaker 2: was like, I had to pick Oscar from sick bay
Speaker 2: and planning of a sore ear. He'll literally what wait,
Speaker 2: didn't you have a saw a throat this morning? It's
Speaker 2: moved to his ear.
Speaker 1: Apparently he's good because I saw ear like an earache.
Speaker 1: How do I how do I? How do you quiz that?
Speaker 1: How do you sniff out? If that's bullshit?
Speaker 3: I get annoyed with just my kids saying they're sick.
Speaker 3: Imagine having a whole classroom kids been like, you just.
Speaker 1: Send them all off to sick bab another day off
Speaker 1: because they probably got a quota.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right right, I've got a little pear ant if
Speaker 2: I may.
Speaker 1: At the moment, we've got we've got so many soft toys,
Speaker 1: mountains of them, and we've started to like do bag
Speaker 1: by bag loads once a week out to the savos,
Speaker 1: getting rid of them, getting rid of them, or donating them,
Speaker 1: donating them, donating to those horse Yeah, please whip away.
Speaker 2: Whipping away.
Speaker 1: And it shits me that the kids out of nowhere
Speaker 1: will be like, as I'm putting them to bed, they
Speaker 1: look at me and go, where is my purple unicorn
Speaker 1: that I had one time three months ago?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm like, what so frustrated?
Speaker 1: I can't remember where they put their shoe when they
Speaker 1: came in the front door home from daycare and school,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, they're like fucking piecing
Speaker 1: together a toy that they once had the blink of
Speaker 1: an eye months ago.
Speaker 3: It's frustrated because I'd like to ask her, I'm like,
Speaker 3: what did you do at school today? It's like oh,
Speaker 3: and then he'll be like, hey, where's that train said
Speaker 3: I had when I was like two years old, and
Speaker 3: I had like the blue and red wheels and like
Speaker 3: the yellow puff of smoke coming out the top of it.
Speaker 2: It's like what.
Speaker 1: And you know we'll find it tomorrow And they're like, ah,
Speaker 1: that toy. Anyway, Ash, we have some questions.
Speaker 3: We do, we do have questions. I'm going to ask
Speaker 3: you the first question, Matthew. This was from Phil Sounds
Speaker 3: made up Top three never never, noip, Top three, Top
Speaker 3: three lame.
Speaker 2: Things that you enjoy now that you're a parent. Yep,
Speaker 2: there are a lot.
Speaker 1: There is a long list of things that I enjoy
Speaker 1: that are very lame. I'm a very lame guy.
Speaker 2: Ash. If you can say no, you're not, yeah you are.
Speaker 2: You know, you know you're definitely not. Definitely not no,
Speaker 2: no one bit no are we okay? Number one? You
Speaker 2: said it, not me. I'll start with I think yeah, go.
Speaker 2: I will start with this is going to.
Speaker 1: Be a massive surprise to everyone listening, going to the
Speaker 1: toilet to do a pooh oh man.
Speaker 3: That was mine too. It was my first one, it was.
Speaker 3: But they're also locking the door.
Speaker 2: Bam. Game changer. And then I get in trouble for
Speaker 2: locking the door. But who my April because she's like,
Speaker 2: what they can't get in?
Speaker 3: I'm like yeah, She's like were they coming when I'm
Speaker 3: in there and like, lock.
Speaker 2: The door, genius, what are you doing. It's the lamest
Speaker 2: and the best.
Speaker 1: Whenever the kids come in for a cuddle in the morning,
Speaker 1: after like ten minutes, I'm like, well, I'm off to
Speaker 1: the toilet and they're like, You've always got to the
Speaker 1: door when we come in here.
Speaker 2: Come back for dinner time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was my number three, So I'm going to
Speaker 3: give you my number two.
Speaker 2: My number two is and it's kind of sneaky.
Speaker 3: It is when either the kids aren't in the room
Speaker 3: or they're asleep. Oh sneak a dessert okay, so that
Speaker 3: could be either from the cupboard or I've even driven
Speaker 3: to drive through Gotta MiG Flurry and just sat in
Speaker 3: the carnated.
Speaker 2: On my head. I was like, where are you going
Speaker 2: with nowhere? I'm just in the car, Like sometimes I
Speaker 2: go back around and get no one. You don't, damn
Speaker 2: lame boy.
Speaker 1: Number two for me is being in the car and
Speaker 1: driving solo.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it is good, love it and you get
Speaker 3: to listen to whatever you want to listen to, just
Speaker 3: white noise, heaven, just listening to the sleep music. Ah god,
Speaker 3: it is good. It's very very good, I would say,
Speaker 3: And you touched on it the other day. Is solo chores?
Speaker 2: Now solo chores where the kids can't get to you.
Speaker 3: So if it's kind of like I'm say, I our
Speaker 3: washing lines at the back yep, and it's like the
Speaker 3: sheets need to be hung out. As much as I
Speaker 3: hate hanging the sheets out, especially a fitted sheets, not man,
Speaker 3: I'll go out the back door. I'll actually lock myself
Speaker 3: out on purpose, on purpose, and it's a big glass
Speaker 3: door at the back, and the kids are like up
Speaker 3: against the guys.
Speaker 2: Know, the headphones on. Get it done, and then I
Speaker 2: might just mosey around the backyard, look looking for dog poop,
Speaker 2: now the mcflurry, now the MCA there. And then I'll
Speaker 2: walk up casually, walk around, see if there's anything else
Speaker 2: I can do outside just a handy GUYE No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm literally just mosying around the backyard.
Speaker 1: Essentially, anything by yourself is it's all of a sudden
Speaker 1: when you're a parent, just delightful.
Speaker 2: I think that's another one for everyone, right, But is
Speaker 2: it lame? Depends what you're watching.
Speaker 1: This is pretty lame. Okay, this is about as lame
Speaker 1: as it gets. But I feel like parents out there
Speaker 1: will be on the same page as me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When it's the weekend, you get a lot of washing
Speaker 1: to do, and it's a really hot summer's day and
Speaker 1: you know that washing is going to dry real quick.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you get through a couple of loads
Speaker 1: in one day.
Speaker 2: It's exciting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's exciting when it goes from being dirty all
Speaker 3: the way to where it needs to be in this
Speaker 3: final destination that at the end of the day better
Speaker 3: than sex.
Speaker 2: It's had then set. I have a bonus one.
Speaker 3: I just thought of specifically, in a pool, you go
Speaker 3: to the deep end and you just submerge yourself and
Speaker 3: you just sit there and you can't hear anything else
Speaker 3: other than.
Speaker 2: The ticking of that the ticking of the pool cleaner going.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, how good these And then you come
Speaker 2: back up and a kid jumps on your.
Speaker 1: You just want to end this segment by saying that, gosh,
Speaker 1: we love our kids.
Speaker 3: I love them so much that I try to avoid
Speaker 3: them actively, just for simple pleasures very good.
Speaker 1: This one is from Carli in the Facebook group. She says,
Speaker 1: what's the best way to make dad slash husbands feel
Speaker 1: valued so they know they are doing an amazing job
Speaker 1: apart from just telling them.
Speaker 2: Apart from just telling them they're doing an amazing job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, has April done anything to you where you felt
Speaker 1: really valued as a parent?
Speaker 2: Actually?
Speaker 3: And it comes in the shape of words, usually because
Speaker 3: the other things, not for.
Speaker 2: It's look, I remember the other day we were in
Speaker 2: bed reverse reverse cow girl. How did you know we
Speaker 2: were in bed? Not? How do you think it was?
Speaker 3: And she actually said to me, she was like, I've
Speaker 3: really noticed the things that you've been doing over and
Speaker 3: above like what you usually been doing of late, And
Speaker 3: I felt I felt appreciated and I continued to do them.
Speaker 2: That works.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know the question is that I know that
Speaker 1: she's asking other than words, But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I for me, I know there was there was a
Speaker 1: night when the kids were being really, really tricky, like
Speaker 1: it was just an absolute battle from the midment we
Speaker 1: got home, dinner, bath, the kids were like, I hate you,
Speaker 1: You're the worst, screaming every step of the way.
Speaker 2: It was just a really shitty night.
Speaker 1: And off the back of those nights, you can't help
Speaker 1: it be really exhausted. You kind of deflated as well,
Speaker 1: because you know, just feel like the kids hate you
Speaker 1: and you're doing a ship job. But then Laura was
Speaker 1: was doing a pretty good job.
Speaker 2: Wow that Laura there.
Speaker 1: You know, we'll both we're both struggling. Those both struggling,
Speaker 1: and I just thought I'm going to pull all aside
Speaker 1: after the kids are in bed, and I said, hey, look,
Speaker 1: that was a nightmare of a scenario, like the kids
Speaker 1: would just hell. And I just want you to know
Speaker 1: that I thought you handled it so well. I've never
Speaker 1: seen you be so patient. We both cracked it a
Speaker 1: couple of times, but I just thought she needed a
Speaker 1: little lift and I was like, I just want you
Speaker 1: to know that I thought you did such a great job.
Speaker 3: And that's that's observation, and it's observation, but then also
Speaker 3: acting on it, because you would like a lot of
Speaker 3: people would look at whether it's male female, look at
Speaker 3: their partner and they we won't be struggling, and they
Speaker 3: might just be like I'm struggling too, and not nothing said,
Speaker 3: and no one's uplifted whatsoever. And I know, for April
Speaker 3: like her, she loves acts of service. Right, so for example,
Speaker 3: yesterday she girl she likes acts service. For example, yesterday,
Speaker 3: he's a really good example. She went out, she had
Speaker 3: to go to Oscar school to do something with Oscar,
Speaker 3: and she came back with Oscar, dropped him off, and
Speaker 3: then she went to pick Macy up.
Speaker 2: But she also had to pick up Macy's friend.
Speaker 3: As well, because we're looking after an afternoon because her
Speaker 3: parents had something important to do.
Speaker 2: And I thought, that's a lot.
Speaker 3: She's just done so much and didn't even say, hey,
Speaker 3: can you do one or the other because I was
Speaker 3: doing I was doing some work of writing something I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, okay, she's out. I finished
Speaker 2: what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: I brang the washing in, I made the kid lunches
Speaker 3: for the next day, and cleaned up the house. And
Speaker 3: then I know when she appreciated when she goes to
Speaker 3: make goes to start to make the lunch and go, oh,
Speaker 3: the lunches are made.
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, well you run around all.
Speaker 3: Afternoon and it was like, okay, you could see that
Speaker 3: it made her happy, and it made me happy that
Speaker 3: she was happy for me.
Speaker 1: Nothing will ever be better than a genuine, heartfelt appreciation.
Speaker 1: Words go further than you think. Absolutely, keep on at
Speaker 1: it both ways, not just to yeah yeah both parents,
Speaker 1: parents in general. Everybody needs a pat on the back.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I just want to say Ash that this record I
Speaker 1: think from you has been one of the best you've
Speaker 1: ever done, and I think you've done an outstanding job
Speaker 1: and you should be extreme proud of yourself.
Speaker 2: Sure. Thanks man. Anyway, Hey, I love that shirt.
Speaker 1: And if you thought Ash was also outstanding of this episode,
Speaker 1: you can let us know by writing a review on
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Speaker 2: We love comments on both.
Speaker 1: You know, will take any bit of praise anywhere, just
Speaker 1: don't message it to us on social media because that's
Speaker 1: a waste. Needs to be a permanent fixture on Apple
Speaker 1: or Spotify.
Speaker 2: I just say you delivered that amazing Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: And you can also that was pay it, that wasn't
Speaker 3: genuine it, and you can.
Speaker 2: I could walk with it anyway.
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Speaker 3: really threw me off. Then you're very good at that anyway.
Speaker 2: And we will leave.
Speaker 3: Okay, but are we gonna fuck? I felt silly coming
Speaker 3: out of my mouth. Jess is just dying? Do you mind?
Speaker 2: Can you die somewhere else? Yes? Some of us are
Speaker 2: trying to work. Jesus. What happened around the wrong went
Speaker 2: down the wrong hole?
Speaker 3: You shouldn't you shouldn't smoke so many Siggi's jests.
Speaker 2: And don't tell me last story.
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