WEBVTT - #153 Peanut Butter Lunch, Stool Samples And Fake Illnesses 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:03.640 You in the video we did about the tens machine. Yes, 0:00:03.760 --> 0:00:07.120 I do recall a couple of comments on this. There 0:00:07.200 --> 0:00:11.720 was one Ash that said, why is his hair always dirty? 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:17.919 Who's well? I think me? I'd had on, didn't I? Yeah, yeah? 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:21.880 Is my hair? It's always a bit ship? I showered, 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:23.239 I brushed it kind of. 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:25.279 Why do you mean it's not dirty? 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:29.680 It's maybe their phone's dirty and it's just reflecting on 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:30.200 your hair. 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:34.320 I don't wash my hair. Why, Okay, who washes their hair? 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:34.640 Well? 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:37.600 I mean is it a problem? Are sure to put 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:39.560 water on it? Of course washed? 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:42.880 Of course it's always a bit because the back is 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:44.080 a bit self conscious. 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:47.360 I almost wore a beanie today. That would look weird 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:48.360 if he wore a beanie. 0:00:48.640 --> 0:01:08.679 Okay, it's not doing any favors for myself. And welcome 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:09.919 back to two noting dads. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.880 I'm Maddie Jay and I'm Ash. And this is a 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:15.679 podcast all about parenting. It is the good, it is 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:19.280 the bad, and the relatable. And there is no. 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:24.800 Advice from Ash, from myself, from anyone, no real advice 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:28.920 in this episode advice. We're not about giving advice. What 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.400 we are about is giving advice. 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:34.840 No, no, sorry, what are we about very well, go 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:36.680 on confusing, this is what we're about. 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:37.559 Let me tell you something. 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:39.440 Let me tell you what happened today just really quickly 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:44.200 was fresh, okay, oscar this morning in bed for a cuddle, 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:46.240 love that then. 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:48.800 Very coldest morning was one of the coldest mornings. 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:52.160 Look, my house is just freezing all the time. It 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:53.160 is so fucking cold. 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:55.880 But we have a I just want to say, when 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:59.280 I wake up a morning's like today and I'm cold, 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:00.720 I think of you. 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:04.480 I think of you and you're technically homeless. I was like, God, 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:07.400 I hope it's okay up there. Homeless are warmer than me. 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:10.919 Anyway, we have an electric blanket all right on our 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:14.680 on our bed. I'm not allowed to have the electric 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:18.600 so on because I left it on one too many times. 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:19.000 So. 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:21.280 I've been banned. 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:23.800 So when mom goes to the gym and the kids 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:26.800 coming for a cuddle, we scooped you on over to 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:31.200 the side, to the affluent side of the bed. 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:35.679 And like in India when there's like literally one road 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:38.520 and on one side it's like the four people and 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:39.920 on the other side it's a nice house. 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:47.639 It's like anyway, so we scooped over and Oscar's like, oh, 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:51.440 got a bit of a sore throat brow you sick? 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:54.200 And I was like, oh, I guess you can't go 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:59.680 on your excursion today. Is just kidding, I'm just kidding, 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:02.320 And I was like, yeah, so it gotcha. Anyway, he's 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:06.160 super excited about that about the first excursion at big 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:06.880 school today. 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:07.720 They're getting on. 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:13.080 A bus, a chartered bus all together, the whole grade grade. 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:22.280 Such a dad thing you got me. Don't ask me 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:23.919 what to choose GPS, because I won't be able to 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:24.440 tell that either. 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:27.320 Super excited this morning, Joshing off to school. He wanted 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:29.560 to go early. He's got to watch. You gotta watch 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:31.040 for his birthday. So now he thinks he can tell 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:32.880 the time, and it's annoying. 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:35.160 What watch did you get him? It's just a digital 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:36.000 Minecraft one. 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:38.120 It just has like the numbers it's right, and he 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:42.000 can be like it's nine three. 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:45.160 But he has no idea what that means. 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:46.880 No, he has no idea what that means. So anyway, 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:50.000 he went to school really excited. And I've just received 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:53.560 a text message from April, who happens to be my 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:57.760 wife also the mother of my children, and she says devastating. 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:00.000 I'll just get you to read this out. 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:04.320 Ah, she's it's a school email. School, it's a formal 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:09.680 email dear parents and cares. It's very inclusive. 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:10.400 I like that. 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:16.320 It is with great disappointment. It is with great sorry. 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:22.000 It is with great disappointment that we were notified this 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:27.880 morning by the Charter Bus company that they had canceled 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:29.080 our booking. 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:33.599 For today's excursion to Gibburagong. 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:40.680 It's an indigenous site. Don't shush me? 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:43.960 Is it because I'm indigenous? You wanted to shush me? 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:50.320 That was an acknowledgment of country for anyone wondering ash, 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:51.719 what are your background? 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:52.839 Is indigenous? 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:56.400 And MWe kindergarten students have returned to their classroom and 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:58.640 the excursion will be rebooked for a later date. 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:02.680 Oh, it's dis a point, that is it's devastating. 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:05.479 That's bad management. Do you reckon? Was it at the 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:07.560 fold of the bus company or do you reckon? They 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:09.000 went to one of the teachers said, how you did 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:10.520 booking that bus? That's what's happened. 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:12.680 I reckon. That's the thing. 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:15.880 When there's too many fingers in the pie, things get missed. 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:20.559 So April said devastating. Of course, absolutely, And she said, 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:23.200 so sad. I feel for him, And my response was, 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:25.760 he also needs to understand disappointment. 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:29.120 So turn it into a teaching He's a good emotions 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:31.480 to experience. And do you reckon right now? He's going, 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:33.200 Oh God, Tickles come back. 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:35.760 Yeah, yeah, it'd be a sick babe afternoon, that's for sure. 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:39.520 That is sad. That is really sad. That is really sad. 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:41.719 I want to I want to get to the bottom 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:44.240 of that roll. Keep your post. Who was a fault here? 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:46.680 We'll launch a full investigation. 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:49.520 Because if it wasn't the bus company, they're being defamed 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:53.160 right now, the good parents of the Northern Beaches. Right now, 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:56.359 all the disappointment is targeted towards that bus company. 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:58.800 Yeah, for sure, I don't know who it is. I'd 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:00.560 name and shame if I knew. Can you dig a 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:02.360 little deeper I will be digging a little bit deeper 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.600 stuff soon. I'll get to the bottom of it for you. Wow, 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:06.680 you're really upset about it. 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:08.080 I can see. No, I'm rattled. 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:11.039 I do want to ask about Oscar's birthday. Oh yeah, 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:12.640 I do want to ask. But before I got about that, 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:15.200 But before I go into Oscar's birthday. I want to 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:15.760 talk about me. 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:19.920 I love that and what a standout guy. 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:20.240 I am. 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:21.800 Okay, that's enough about you anyway. 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:24.560 If I may say so myself, you know I'm was 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:27.960 someone ash that in any situation. 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:30.560 I feel like you're setting this up to be a 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:32.040 real fall from grace. 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:41.680 If there is ever someone in need, anyone, gender, age, nationality. 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:45.080 I'll help anyone, inclusive of you. Very inclusive that that 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:47.440 email was very inclusive. Yes, yes, you know. 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:50.400 I don't want to put myself in situations where I 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:53.120 need to be heroic, But at the same time, those 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:56.400 situations seem to find me. It's almost like the universe 0:06:56.560 --> 0:07:00.280 knows that I'm the kind of person that will look 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:02.919 at danger in the face and front it head on. 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:06.520 You're a hero in disguise. What do you mean? So 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:10.040 you're just in disguise as a regular person. Thank you, 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:13.000 but you are somewhat of a hero. I would say 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:17.200 thank you. I will accept that with open arms. You're welcome. 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:18.600 Do you want to know what happened? 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:18.840 Yeah? 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:20.520 No, I don't know. 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:23.720 It would be very awkward if you were like, I 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:25.040 don't to give a shit and that's all we got 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:27.840 time for So I was getting a coffee the other morning, 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:31.040 ash in the morning cold. 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:32.640 I do you know how you love your coffee? 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:36.559 I love a morning coffee. You know, there's very much 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:39.520 a line in the sand, pre coffee, post coffee. 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:41.920 And what was that? 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:42.200 Came in? 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:46.800 There was a light trying to think where were going 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:48.120 with that? I'm like, did you shot yourself? 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:51.920 As I was going into the cafe, there was a 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:54.400 lady who was tying a dog up to a chair. 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:57.840 She was going to order her coffee as well. Big 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:00.920 staffy I think it was a staffy. As she finished 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:02.920 tying the dog to the chair, which was a metal chair. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:06.600 The chair he kind of like shrugged a bit, the 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:07.400 chair rattle. 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:11.040 He worked out that it didn't weigh very much. Well, 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:14.679 he he, I don't. I wouldn't go that far. I would. 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:17.360 He got a little bit startled by the noise of 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:20.560 the chair. Oh shit, okay, So he kind of like 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:23.120 was like oh. The dog was like oh fuck is that? 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.680 And the chair was like oh And he was like, oh, 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:27.800 hang on, I took a step back. And then as 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:30.400 he took a step back, the chair followed him and 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:32.720 he was like, oh, looka that's a bit you know, 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:34.880 it's a bit scary for the dog. Dog doesn't know 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:38.600 what a chair is. And so as the dog started 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:40.520 to then like start to walk away trying to get 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:43.000 away from the chair, the chair was following the dog. 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:44.240 Oh my goodness. 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:47.280 And from then on it just snowballed. So this dog 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:50.560 then got fully freaked out started running away. And as 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:54.800 the dog ran away, this chair, this chair is chasing 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:55.240 the dog. 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:58.320 This metal chair is balancing up and down the road. 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:00.319 At this point, it's like trying to outrun you shadow. 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:04.960 And this lady is like she's an older lady. 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:10.360 She's like, Billa, Billy, no bet, it's still young Billy, Phillip, 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:12.200 please Billy. 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:15.840 And I'm watching this unfold and I'm like, God, you 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:21.160 gotta start running. And I was like, do I do? 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:23.520 I just really want to get my coffee. I get 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:26.040 my coffee first and then I can help her. And 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.520 no one was helping this lady. And this dog was 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:31.800 now running through the car park and this chair like 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:35.120 balancing luckily missed all the cars. 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:39.719 Oh that is lucky. And she's like, Billy, please will 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:48.319 just come back. And I was like I got to 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:51.040 help her. Just start chasing this dog, didn't you well, 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:52.640 I was such an eck. 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:56.839 Chasing a bag in the wind when you drop a 0:09:56.880 --> 0:10:01.280 receipt and you put your foot on it, and. 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:03.280 I thought to myself, I'm not going to chase after 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:03.920 the dog. 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:06.320 I kind of like you want to act cool as well, 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:10.120 Thank you, Billy. 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:13.520 So the way that it worked out, so the dog 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:16.800 kind of turns around and then starts heading back towards 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.319 the cafe. All of a sudden, the dogs may be 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.720 like one hundred meters away, oh no, last fifty meters away, 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:27.040 and it's running towards me full gallop. Lady's still yelling 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:29.040 Billy out from the rest of the car park, and 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:33.000 this chair is du bouncing around, and I'm like, fuck, 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:35.760 here we go. You know, I'm like a full back 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:39.560 on the footy field. It's me as a prop running 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:42.320 full pace at me. And yeah, came the ponger and 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:45.440 I'm there like ready to take on this dog. And 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:47.720 I was like, do you know what I've got this? 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:50.240 I've got this. 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:53.320 I'm going to save the day. I will rescue Billy. 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:55.680 Best case scenario, free coffee. 0:10:56.760 --> 0:11:01.120 And I also just I just want the praise, you know, 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:03.640 I just I just I want to know that people 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:04.680 give me a pat on the back. 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:08.640 As I go to grab this dog, he side steps 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:14.360 me the old drawer he drew you in, Billy was 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:14.920 very quick. 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:19.079 So now I've missed Billy, and I look up and 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:20.040 the chair. 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:27.600 And I braves the impact, and the chair fucking hits me. 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:29.960 You're stunned. 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:34.160 You've been chaired by a dog at a cafe in 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:34.600 the morning. 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:39.880 I'm assuming it hurts. I can tell one of those 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:43.160 one of those silver like yeah, I know the chairs. 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:46.200 So the chairs cleaned me up, and I've kind of 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:50.800 grabbed onto the chair you've latched on. I malatched onto 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:54.920 the chair, but the chair is moving at such a pace. 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:58.480 Actually I can't hold onto the chair, but I slow 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:00.880 him down, you know. I take the wind out of 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:04.160 the sails of old Billy boy, the staffy dog. And 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:06.040 then as I kind of look over, I'm on my back. 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:09.040 As I look over, another guy stepped in and as 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:12.200 I've slowed Billy down so much, he's now grabbed Billy 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:15.640 swooped in and took your moment. 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:18.079 That mother fucker. 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:23.439 People are applauding this man. Oh the lady comes running. 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:27.160 Billy, Billy, You're saved, Billy Tree cheers for the stranger 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:29.400 runs right past me. 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:36.120 I get nothing. Oh not a pat on the back? 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:41.160 You assisted? Yeah, I was. I limp into the cafe. 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:44.719 I'm like fucking up. Really, I was like. 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:48.600 Yeah, so that's four fifty for the coffee and fifteen 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:49.320 bucks of the chair. 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:56.959 Oh fuck, very good from you, very good. You are 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.600 a hero. You're a modern day hero. Thank you. And 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:02.360 the dog he's safe and the chair is ruined. Beautiful. 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:05.400 Look, A similar thing happened to not to me, but 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:07.960 to a friend of mine who they had the dog 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:11.160 and had the lead, and they for some reason they 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:14.559 tied the lead just to an empty coke bottle or 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:17.320 something like, just like it was just it was just 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:19.679 like it was just like a like fiddling, you know 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:23.040 how you're just like fiddling with the just I. 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:24.800 Thought you meant tying to a coke bottle to like 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:28.000 that'll stop him, just like a fiddle. 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:29.360 Just kids. Yeah. 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:33.320 Anyway, the dog moved and the bottle started to follow 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:33.720 the dog. 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.600 Freak the dog out. This story is not. 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:39.400 Going to end well, yeah, the dog got hit by 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:44.160 a car. Yeah, the bottle chased it into oncoming traffic. Whushka, 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:45.040 bottle was fine? 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:51.720 What were you doing me. It's this is not my story, 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:55.000 someone else's story. You were there. I wasn't there. Thank god, 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:58.080 it's definitely you. Yes. 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:02.400 No, my dog found a pack of listenerine strips under 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.200 the bed and sneeze for three hours straight. That's the 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:06.200 worst thing that I've ever accidentally done to a dog. 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:08.280 Moving on from we were. 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:11.040 Moved right, let's go straight fast. 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:17.120 Oscar's birthday. Oscar's birthday, Yes, what an affair. Also, god, 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:19.920 why did we throw them a party last year? I 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:23.120 said to April. I said, this year, like really low key. 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:25.880 It was just like really close friends. A couple of 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:29.680 us went tenpin bowling. Also chaos. 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:34.800 It is just kid party after kid party, and. 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:38.680 They're in each other's lanes. This guy's trying to bowl. Okay, 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:41.920 get the fuck out of my lines. I saw you. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:43.280 You do. You have the spin. 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:45.920 I've got it all man, You're very good. I've got 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:49.000 a perfect game in bowling. No, they made it up. 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:55.520 I high two hundreds though, very good, thank you. Uh yeah, 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:59.920 absolute chaos. And the kids they're so fucking excited. Oscar's excited. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:02.840 There's meltdowns happening left, right and center, but all in all, 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:06.280 pretty pretty good. He got spoilt rotten that he did 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:10.200 by friends family. It got to the point where it's 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:12.840 we were trying to educate him a little bit about 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:15.560 how we're going to lunch with the family now, and 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:19.800 there's obviously my family. They were all down, not specifically 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:21.440 for his birthday, but they were just all here. 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:23.040 So we went had a pub lunch. 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:25.760 Where it's a playground and my kids and my niece 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.800 and stuff could go and play. But it was like, oh, 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:33.280 how many kids at well the party, oh well, the 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:35.240 bowling party itself. 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.840 Was I think there was like six or seven kids. Great, 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:40.400 great number. It was just it was just meant to 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:40.880 be lokey. 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:44.320 But the family thing was the next day, which was Sunday, 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:47.480 and I was like, what are we doing today? And 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:52.320 we're like, we're going to have a party with the family, 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:55.160 and we're trying to educate him that it's not just 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:58.200 about the presence. It's like, it's also nice to see 0:15:58.240 --> 0:15:59.880 your family, and he was just like, yeah, but it is. 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:03.840 I was like, come on, man, like they're all here 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:06.080 for you and blah blah blah blah blah. So trying 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:08.240 to educate him to do that was the biggest challenge 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.080 over the weekend because he didn't give a fuck about. 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:12.000 Anyone else other than what they were giving him. And 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:14.640 I'm like, what do you got? I think next year 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:15.560 we're going. 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:17.480 To reverse the roles and just get him to give 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:20.960 people things. Don't do that, like, just to give him 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:23.920 some sort of let him be like gluttonous, you know 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:26.560 for that day. You know, when you're a kid, you 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:30.160 don't like fuck the family counting his birthday down for 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.440 ninety days. It's been about him for long enough. 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:36.160 Yeah, like kids don't care about family. I don't care 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:39.080 of the thing. I want him to care about the family. 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:42.400 Why Because I think it's a nice thing that my 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:43.440 grandmother's in her eighties. 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:45.800 She doesn't need to thank you, she needs she needs 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:49.240 a bit more than that. Isn't that fair? I think 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:49.680 that's fair. 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:52.320 I think that's very empathetic of me, to be honest, 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:55.520 it is. Maybe I'm a hero in disguise. Don't be ridiculous. 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:56.760 That was silly. 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:01.200 Lots of presents, lots of Lego. Holy shit, the kid 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:04.520 is is like a Lego genius. It's unbelievable, like he's 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:08.320 built it all. And it was like I'm talking thousands 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:12.320 of pieces of lego. He's built trucks and car It's unbelievable. 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:15.359 Lego is expensive. We've spoken about it before. It is expensive. 0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:18.440 It is crazy, it is it is crazy. Yeah, yeah, 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:20.960 it's but you know what you do you build with 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:22.480 him or do you let him just do his thing? 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:23.680 I let him do his thing. 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:27.320 Yeah, he'd be thanging over here and I'm doing whatever, 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:29.280 and then if there's something's a bit hard or it 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:35.359 needs a bit of muscle, but otherwise he'll do like like, 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:37.840 he'll do an eighteen plus lego on his own. 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:41.720 What dude, unbelievable, rain Man, brain man. 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:45.919 Nothing real event will happened other than just the chaos 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:48.479 of kids and April being over stimulated the whole weekend. 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:50.360 That's really all that happened. 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:55.360 We've got Marley's coming up's birthday is on Friday Thursday, 0:17:55.400 --> 0:18:00.879 Thursday the nineteenth, and we stupidly we've said we'll have 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:04.960 it here, have it here at home, and then last 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:07.520 weekend Lola got invited to a party. It's like a 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:10.720 flying yoga place that does kids' birthday party. 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:12.359 Will be doing too much, and we thought, well. 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:18.199 Marley's turning six, she's into flying yoga, so we were like, 0:18:18.200 --> 0:18:21.040 we'll book that people are doing too much. It's like 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:24.159 four hundred bucks. What Yeah, so now we've had to 0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:27.960 retract the flying. We had to like deviate what Marley, 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:31.000 you're doing flying yoga for your birthday? And Laura is 0:18:31.040 --> 0:18:32.360 like a four hundred bucks and I was like, yeah, 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:36.119 I haven't the party here, scrap. 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:37.920 So haven't it here. And I'm like, oh my god, 0:18:37.960 --> 0:18:40.960 it's going to be who's got flying yoga money? Jesus, 0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:42.159 that is wild. 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:45.320 I know people be doing way too much for birthday, 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:47.520 and it was it goes back to remember when we 0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:51.840 were talking about last year the guy who had the diggers. 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:52.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:53.800 It just happened to be someone that April knew and 0:18:53.800 --> 0:18:55.119 then it was a long story. 0:18:55.119 --> 0:18:56.000 But people are. 0:18:55.840 --> 0:18:59.320 Doing We've got we've we splurged on a fairye, we've 0:18:59.320 --> 0:19:01.840 got a fairy come. Oh that's cool, a fairy coming. 0:19:01.960 --> 0:19:03.359 She'll dance, just some bubbles. 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:04.600 Yeah, dude. 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:05.879 I took all the kids bowling. It was like one 0:19:05.920 --> 0:19:08.800 hundred and fifty bucks for like for like seven eight kids. 0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:13.200 Did you feed them? Was that including for the animals? No, 0:19:13.280 --> 0:19:15.120 not including food. I just got some nuggies and stuff. 0:19:15.119 --> 0:19:15.719 They were pretty sure. 0:19:15.720 --> 0:19:19.160 It was only like, to be honest, two games took 0:19:19.280 --> 0:19:20.520 way too long for these kids. 0:19:20.560 --> 0:19:24.520 One game, yeah, I wasn't expecting it to take. 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:29.280 Like three hours. It's I think I had like nine beers. Sorry, 0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:33.520 it wasn't a joke. Sorry to get through it somehow, 0:19:33.760 --> 0:19:35.840 so aprils overwhelmed and I'm just tanked. 0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:37.679 No, I had a couple. I had a couple with 0:19:37.760 --> 0:19:40.440 the other days. I don't try backtrack now. 0:19:41.640 --> 0:19:44.800 Anyway, something eventful did happen over the weekend. 0:19:44.600 --> 0:19:48.200 I fucking come on, jogged my memory on something else. 0:19:48.240 --> 0:19:49.280 So April comes home. 0:19:49.359 --> 0:19:51.840 She's taken Macy to the specialist who's said something wrong 0:19:51.840 --> 0:19:53.520 with the rye. She's fine, by the way, thanks for 0:19:53.520 --> 0:19:57.040 your concern. And she got there and the receptions is like, 0:19:58.040 --> 0:20:01.720 you're your rash is wie from two doting dads. 0:20:02.560 --> 0:20:03.679 And she was the. 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:08.240 First kind of public spotting that she's had without me. Yeah, yeah, 0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:09.600