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Speaker 1: You in the video we did about the tens machine. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I do recall a couple of comments on this. There

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Speaker 1: was one Ash that said, why is his hair always dirty?

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Speaker 2: Who's well? I think me? I'd had on, didn't I? Yeah, yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is my hair? It's always a bit ship? I showered,

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Speaker 1: I brushed it kind of.

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Speaker 2: Why do you mean it's not dirty?

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Speaker 3: It's maybe their phone's dirty and it's just reflecting on

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Speaker 3: your hair.

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Speaker 2: I don't wash my hair. Why, Okay, who washes their hair?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: I mean is it a problem? Are sure to put

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Speaker 2: water on it? Of course washed?

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Speaker 1: Of course it's always a bit because the back is

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Speaker 1: a bit self conscious.

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Speaker 2: I almost wore a beanie today. That would look weird

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Speaker 2: if he wore a beanie.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's not doing any favors for myself. And welcome

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Speaker 1: back to two noting dads.

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Speaker 2: I'm Maddie Jay and I'm Ash. And this is a

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Speaker 2: podcast all about parenting. It is the good, it is

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Speaker 2: the bad, and the relatable. And there is no.

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Speaker 1: Advice from Ash, from myself, from anyone, no real advice

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Speaker 1: in this episode advice. We're not about giving advice. What

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Speaker 1: we are about is giving advice.

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Speaker 3: No, no, sorry, what are we about very well, go

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Speaker 3: on confusing, this is what we're about.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you what happened today just really quickly

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Speaker 3: was fresh, okay, oscar this morning in bed for a cuddle,

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Speaker 1: Very coldest morning was one of the coldest mornings.

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Speaker 3: Look, my house is just freezing all the time. It

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Speaker 3: is so fucking cold.

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Speaker 1: But we have a I just want to say, when

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Speaker 1: I wake up a morning's like today and I'm cold,

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Speaker 2: I think of you and you're technically homeless. I was like, God,

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Speaker 2: I hope it's okay up there. Homeless are warmer than me.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, we have an electric blanket all right on our

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Speaker 3: so on because I left it on one too many times.

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Speaker 1: So.

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Speaker 2: I've been banned.

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Speaker 3: So when mom goes to the gym and the kids

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Speaker 3: coming for a cuddle, we scooped you on over to

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Speaker 1: And like in India when there's like literally one road

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Speaker 2: It's like anyway, so we scooped over and Oscar's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: got a bit of a sore throat brow you sick?

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Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, I guess you can't go

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Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, so it gotcha. Anyway, he's

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Speaker 2: They're getting on.

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Speaker 3: A bus, a chartered bus all together, the whole grade grade.

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Speaker 2: Such a dad thing you got me. Don't ask me

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Speaker 3: Super excited this morning, Joshing off to school. He wanted

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Speaker 3: to go early. He's got to watch. You gotta watch

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Speaker 3: for his birthday. So now he thinks he can tell

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Speaker 2: What watch did you get him? It's just a digital

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Speaker 2: Minecraft one.

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Speaker 3: It just has like the numbers it's right, and he

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Speaker 2: But he has no idea what that means.

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Speaker 3: No, he has no idea what that means. So anyway,

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Speaker 3: he went to school really excited. And I've just received

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Speaker 1: Ah, she's it's a school email. School, it's a formal

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Speaker 1: email dear parents and cares. It's very inclusive.

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Speaker 2: I like that.

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Speaker 1: It is with great disappointment. It is with great sorry.

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Speaker 1: It is with great disappointment that we were notified this

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Speaker 2: For today's excursion to Gibburagong.

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Speaker 3: It's an indigenous site. Don't shush me?

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Speaker 4: Is it because I'm indigenous? You wanted to shush me?

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Speaker 4: That was an acknowledgment of country for anyone wondering ash,

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Speaker 1: And MWe kindergarten students have returned to their classroom and

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Speaker 1: the excursion will be rebooked for a later date.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's dis a point, that is it's devastating.

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Speaker 1: That's bad management. Do you reckon? Was it at the

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Speaker 2: I reckon. That's the thing.

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Speaker 3: When there's too many fingers in the pie, things get missed.

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Speaker 3: So April said devastating. Of course, absolutely, And she said,

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Speaker 3: he also needs to understand disappointment.

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Speaker 1: So turn it into a teaching He's a good emotions

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Speaker 1: to experience. And do you reckon right now? He's going,

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Speaker 1: Oh God, Tickles come back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it'd be a sick babe afternoon, that's for sure.

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Speaker 2: That is sad. That is really sad. That is really sad.

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Speaker 2: I want to I want to get to the bottom

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Speaker 2: of that roll. Keep your post. Who was a fault here?

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Speaker 2: We'll launch a full investigation.

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Speaker 1: Because if it wasn't the bus company, they're being defamed

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Speaker 1: right now, the good parents of the Northern Beaches. Right now,

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Speaker 1: all the disappointment is targeted towards that bus company.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, I don't know who it is. I'd

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Speaker 3: little deeper I will be digging a little bit deeper

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Speaker 3: stuff soon. I'll get to the bottom of it for you. Wow,

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Speaker 2: I can see. No, I'm rattled.

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Speaker 1: I do want to ask about Oscar's birthday. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do want to ask. But before I got about that,

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Speaker 1: But before I go into Oscar's birthday. I want to

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Speaker 2: I love that and what a standout guy.

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Speaker 1: I am.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's enough about you anyway.

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Speaker 1: If I may say so myself, you know I'm was

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Speaker 1: If there is ever someone in need, anyone, gender, age, nationality.

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Speaker 3: I'll help anyone, inclusive of you. Very inclusive that that

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Speaker 1: I don't want to put myself in situations where I

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Speaker 2: Do you want to know what happened?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It would be very awkward if you were like, I

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Speaker 2: I do you know how you love your coffee?

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Speaker 1: I love a morning coffee. You know, there's very much

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Speaker 2: And what was that?

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Speaker 2: There was a light trying to think where were going

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Speaker 1: As I was going into the cafe, there was a

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Speaker 1: And from then on it just snowballed. So this dog

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Speaker 1: She's like, Billa, Billy, no bet, it's still young Billy, Phillip,

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Speaker 2: And I'm watching this unfold and I'm like, God, you

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Speaker 1: I just really want to get my coffee. I get

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Speaker 2: Oh that is lucky. And she's like, Billy, please will

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Speaker 1: Chasing a bag in the wind when you drop a

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Speaker 2: I thought to myself, I'm not going to chase after

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Speaker 3: I kind of like you want to act cool as well,

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Billy.

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Speaker 1: and it's running towards me full gallop. Lady's still yelling

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Speaker 1: Billy out from the rest of the car park, and

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Speaker 1: this chair is du bouncing around, and I'm like, fuck,

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Speaker 1: here we go. You know, I'm like a full back

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Speaker 1: on the footy field. It's me as a prop running

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Speaker 1: I'm there like ready to take on this dog. And

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Speaker 1: I was like, do you know what I've got this?

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Speaker 1: I've got this.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to save the day. I will rescue Billy.

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Speaker 2: Best case scenario, free coffee.

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Speaker 1: And I also just I just want the praise, you know,

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Speaker 1: I just I just I want to know that people

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Speaker 2: As I go to grab this dog, he side steps

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Speaker 2: That mother fucker.

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Speaker 1: People are applauding this man. Oh the lady comes running.

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Speaker 2: I get nothing. Oh not a pat on the back?

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Speaker 2: You assisted? Yeah, I was. I limp into the cafe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's four fifty for the coffee and fifteen

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Speaker 2: Oh fuck, very good from you, very good. You are

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Speaker 2: Freak the dog out. This story is not.

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Speaker 3: Going to end well, yeah, the dog got hit by

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Speaker 2: What were you doing me. It's this is not my story,

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Speaker 3: No, my dog found a pack of listenerine strips under

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Speaker 5: Oscar's birthday. Oscar's birthday, Yes, what an affair. Also, god,

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Speaker 3: It is just kid party after kid party, and.

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Speaker 2: They're in each other's lanes. This guy's trying to bowl. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Was I think there was like six or seven kids. Great,

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Speaker 3: But the family thing was the next day, which was Sunday,

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Speaker 3: I was like, come on, man, like they're all here

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Speaker 2: Anyone else other than what they were giving him. And

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what do you got? I think next year

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Speaker 3: To reverse the roles and just get him to give

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Speaker 3: don't like fuck the family counting his birthday down for

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like kids don't care about family. I don't care

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Speaker 3: Why Because I think it's a nice thing that my

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Speaker 2: She doesn't need to thank you, she needs she needs

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Speaker 2: a bit more than that. Isn't that fair? I think

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Speaker 3: I think that's very empathetic of me, to be honest,

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Speaker 2: That was silly.

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Speaker 3: Lots of presents, lots of Lego. Holy shit, the kid

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Speaker 3: is is like a Lego genius. It's unbelievable, like he's

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Speaker 1: I let him do his thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he'd be thanging over here and I'm doing whatever,

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Speaker 3: he'll do an eighteen plus lego on his own.

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Speaker 2: What dude, unbelievable, rain Man, brain man.

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Speaker 3: Nothing real event will happened other than just the chaos

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Speaker 2: That's really all that happened.

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Speaker 1: We've got Marley's coming up's birthday is on Friday Thursday,

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Speaker 2: Will be doing too much, and we thought, well.

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Speaker 1: Marley's turning six, she's into flying yoga, so we were like,

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Speaker 2: it's going to be who's got flying yoga money? Jesus,

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Speaker 3: I know people be doing way too much for birthday,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: then it was a long story.

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Speaker 2: But people are.

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Speaker 1: Doing We've got we've we splurged on a fairye, we've

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Speaker 1: She'll dance, just some bubbles.

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Speaker 3: I took all the kids bowling. It was like one

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Speaker 2: Did you feed them? Was that including for the animals? No,

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Speaker 3: It was only like, to be honest, two games took

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Speaker 2: One game, yeah, I wasn't expecting it to take.

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Speaker 3: Like three hours. It's I think I had like nine beers. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: No, I had a couple. I had a couple with

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Speaker 3: Anyway, something eventful did happen over the weekend.

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Speaker 2: I fucking come on, jogged my memory on something else.

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Speaker 2: So April comes home.

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Speaker 3: She's taken Macy to the specialist who's said something wrong

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Speaker 2: And she was the.

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Speaker 1: First kind of public spotting that she's had without me. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 3: She came home, she's like, you made it. The receptionists

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Speaker 3: but it reminded me you're welcome, Yeah, you are welcome.

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Speaker 2: Got it.

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Speaker 3: I walk in the receptionist straight away, you're the guy

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Speaker 2: She was like, you're so funny. It's so me blah

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Speaker 2: and I love that. And then she was like, how

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Speaker 2: She was like, oh, Ashton, yes, here's your stool sample.

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Speaker 3: Kid, hands it over, hands it over, and I was like, yeah, okay, okay.

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Speaker 3: She's like, I'll be here all day.

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Speaker 2: That's it. I'm never going back.

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Speaker 3: I'll probably die. I don't know what's wrong with me.

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Speaker 3: And I need to get my stool test. At least

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Speaker 3: it's not like a pursepex clear box.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it was. Do you know what it was? Never

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Speaker 2: Wear a disguise. It's like a it's like a big

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Speaker 3: So it's a ziploc bag and it's got like pathology

441
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:09,679
Speaker 3: slips in there with the little yellow, yellow lidded clear

442
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 3: sample jar.

443
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:16,360
Speaker 1: The yellow lid screams medical sample. Yes, screams it. It's screams.

444
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,359
Speaker 2: Ash is going to poop in this?

445
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 1: Do that?

446
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,920
Speaker 2: How much poo do you put in there? Oh? It

447
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 2: fill it to the brim? I go na. Sorry.

448
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:27,440
Speaker 3: I was particularly getting a stool sample because something in

449
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,680
Speaker 3: that area wasn't right.

450
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 2: The Nine Beers bowling or no, no, this has gone

451
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 2: way back. Sorry, this is going this is pre nine Beers.

452
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 3: And I was like okay, well I grabbed the bag

453
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 3: offer and I was like okay, So like, oh, do

454
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,399
Speaker 3: I have to drop it off here, like, is there

455
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,240
Speaker 3: anyone else I can drop it.

456
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 2: Off closer to home? I live like down the road.

457
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,159
Speaker 3: But I didn't want to have to come back to

458
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 3: this situation because that's embarrassing.

459
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 2: And she was like, no, no, no, go to bring it

460
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 2: back here. I'll be here all day. We're open till

461
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 2: seven pm.

462
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, great, this is great, this

463
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 3: is good, this is good great. So I left, and

464
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 3: the whole way home, I'm thinking, I don't want to

465
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 3: shoot in this carp because mind you think bringing it

466
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 3: back in yeah, but mind you it's pretty running.

467
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 2: Down there at the moment.

468
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 1: She's like, no, I didn't say we. I said pooh,

469
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:20,880
Speaker 1: And you're like, that is my poop.

470
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,640
Speaker 3: That is my pooh. I squirted it out my bum

471
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 3: if that's what you need to know. I went home

472
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 3: and I told April, and April was like, what are

473
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 3: you going to do? And I'm like, well, for my health,

474
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 3: I need to do it, obviously, because health is key.

475
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,880
Speaker 2: So I did that pretty good.

476
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 3: So I deliberated over the whole course of the day,

477
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 3: well the whole course of the morning, and I thought

478
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 3: maybe if I go around lunchtime, she's gone to lunch

479
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 3: and there'll be like a different receptionist.

480
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 2: It's very good.

481
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,119
Speaker 1: Do you poo in the toilet and then scoop it

482
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 1: from the toilet into the couple? Do you poo into

483
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 1: the little jar? Oh, I don't have.

484
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,399
Speaker 2: That good of a name. I had to scoop. I

485
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,880
Speaker 2: had to scoop, scoop. You get in. There's some tongs,

486
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 2: those tongs straight straight the bin. Yeah, it stinks.

487
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 3: There's no sound sound, there's no smell barrier around those

488
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 3: little yellow things out seap.

489
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,639
Speaker 2: Very good word. Well, well put, I would say. I

490
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 2: went back. It was in a shopping center to which

491
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 2: makes it even more walking through the shopping center. I

492
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 2: had to walk through the shaving the sugar. Did I

493
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 2: step in ship? What's going on? Yes? I had to

494
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 2: walk through the shopping center.

495
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 3: With the zipla ziploc bag of ship steaming, ship steaming.

496
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 2: It was still warm smoking. People were clearing out. It

497
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 2: has Matt sooner. It did have the big bio hazard

498
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 2: thing on the front.

499
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 3: And as I'm walking, Yeah, all the smuggles sprinklers have

500
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 3: come on. You're bee lining to the receptionist, bee lining

501
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:52,640
Speaker 3: to the doctors. And I've like staked out the doctors.

502
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 3: I'm walking through the shops, staking out to see.

503
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 2: If she's there.

504
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 3: She's there, okay, and I'm like fuck, But there's another

505
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 3: receptionist there as too. There's two people there now, and

506
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 3: I've walked in with a shitty bag. They're eating their lunch.

507
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 3: Oh God, I give them the bag of ship, and

508
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 3: the receptionist turns to the other person who's also working

509
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 3: on receptions, like this is the.

510
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,880
Speaker 2: Guy I was telling you about. God.

511
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 3: No, She proceeds to get her phone out. You did

512
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 3: not get a photo. I got a photo with them,

513
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 3: with the ship in the photo, the ships in the background.

514
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 3: In hindsight, it would have been it would have actually

515
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 3: been if I had the ship. But they've taken they've

516
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 3: got their phone out. First of all, she's showing their

517
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 3: videos of me.

518
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 2: That's inappropriate. And then she's like, can we get a photo?

519
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 2: There's like patient confidentiality. I might. I've just shatt in

520
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 2: a jar given it to you. You want to get a

521
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 2: photo with me.

522
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 1: There's absolutely no way that she's handed over that ship.

523
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: She's got that right now in the freezer.

524
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 3: I never did get the results back. Now it turns

525
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 3: out I was experimenting with Ashwagun and that was the problem.

526
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 3: It's like some sort of herbal ship.

527
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 2: Well, there you go, so I'm fine with that. God,

528
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 2: technically I didn't even really need to give her the

529
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 2: bag of ship.

530
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:16,400
Speaker 1: Going to the doctors is scary enough for being recognized.

531
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: I've never been back to that particular doctor, to that receptionist.

532
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 1: If she is listening, please, there's a time and a

533
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 1: place in the medical center keeping my ship back. Yeah,

534
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 1: I just really quickly, really really quickly. Do you ever

535
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: make lunch for Oscar for school?

536
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my job most of the time. What kind

537
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:37,919
Speaker 2: of sandwich did you give?

538
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:43,159
Speaker 3: It's just VEGGIEMI bro, Yeah, it's just easy, good, good idea.

539
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 2: What did you do?

540
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 3: Actually, well, have to do both lunches. She's christ No,

541
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 3: it's annoying, but yeah, anyway, moving on. It's not all

542
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 3: about you, isn't it?

543
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 2: Well done? Thank you.

544
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: I don't live I don't make the sandwiches, nor any

545
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: of the artists that go into Marley's lunch.

546
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 2: She's doing it.

547
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,919
Speaker 1: No, No, she's away at the moment. She's still in

548
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 1: the gold coat. So this week I've been doing.

549
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 2: Don't make a sandwich? Like that.

550
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 4: Well.

551
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 2: I was just like, Mally, what do you eat? She's like,

552
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 2: I don't know. I was like, what do you want?

553
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 2: It's just the same thing every day.

554
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: And then she was like, give me a peanut butter

555
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 1: sandwich and I was like, great, I'm.

556
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 3: Not allowed to take peanufy the sandwiches school.

557
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 2: How do you know that nuts? But how do you

558
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 2: know that.

559
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 3: People die from allergies of nuts?

560
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 2: Oh? He's good, very good.

561
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: Can't school me, so hang on to stay. I've killed

562
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 1: three kids. I will be in hiding after this episode. No,

563
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 1: I didn't realize. I didn't realize. And on Monday I

564
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: gave her a peanut butter sandwich and Marley came home

565
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 1: and picked her up. She came home, she's like I'm starving.

566
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: She's like, Daddy, why did you do that to me?

567
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 2: And I was like what do you mean?

568
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 1: And she's like the sandwich and I was like what

569
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: was wrong? And she's like, we cannot have nuts? And

570
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, hang on, you asked for it, so

571
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 1: don't don't don't blame me.

572
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 2: She's five, Yeah, she doesn't know.

573
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 4: Well, you're an adult.

574
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 2: I didn't know either.

575
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: For anyone out there, if you're going to school next year,

576
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,959
Speaker 1: if you've got to start making lunch is just know

577
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 1: that the rules are different. Back when I was a kid, bro,

578
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: you can bring nuts to school. It was survival of

579
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: the fittest if you use nutsank god, no, no, no, no, okay,

580
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: moving on.

581
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 2: So I just want my advice. I'm just letting people know. Fuck. Sorry, no,

582
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 2: it's not advice. Might just be wary. Just be aware.

583
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: Parents out there, cares, cares parents and cares. No nuts

584
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: at school because what happens ash because of the other kids.

585
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: You have to eat your nut, lunch, your peanut butter

586
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: in the classroom.

587
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 2: Lunch and shut up.

588
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: And so Mally had she couldn't play with the other

589
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: kids at lunchtime because she had to eat it in

590
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: the classroom.

591
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 2: Oh and so she was.

592
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,959
Speaker 1: Punished, and so she the whole time she was like,

593
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: fucking dad, fucking stitching me up and making it a

594
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: pan butter sand got eating whatever.

595
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 2: It's not crunchy peanut butter. There's got to be there's

596
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 2: got to be a middle ground. It was. It was smooth.

597
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 2: It was smooth panut butter. Yeah, are you a smooth family? Nana?

598
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 1: Fucking Nana, I bought this stuff said yeah, enough said that.

599
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,959
Speaker 2: What's that with that generation?

600
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 3: That generation is also with that generation they tell the

601
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 3: most diabolical stories.

602
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 2: It's a bit rich coming from you, but r.

603
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: Minor entertaining, says the guy who just talked about handing

604
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: over his ship for the last fifteen minutes.

605
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 3: Hey, I love it. I love a bit of shit.

606
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 3: Why do we have to adjust our whole life for

607
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 3: these people?

608
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I say, stuff him, Yeah, sit here, stuff don't

609
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: it's not for this.

610
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, mostly regression.

611
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 2: You don't want to so just tell me what your

612
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 2: parent do you want? My grand party at the shirt?

613
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: You don't want advice from frangs?

614
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 2: Go and tell me what is your current?

615
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 3: Once again, I'm gonna say that's the greatest song we've ever.

616
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 2: Very arrogant from you, but I agreed. Okay, grand let's go.

617
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 2: Let's do you want to go first first? Don't you

618
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 2: let me? I hate it when we fight. I just

619
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 2: listeners out there. That's us having a full heated argument.

620
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 2: That was it. Yeah, we're not going to talk for

621
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 2: twenty four hours after this great Oh I'm just my kid.

622
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 2: I kid, I said here, I have kids and I kid.

623
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 2: Can you smile for once there we go.

624
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 3: I it is from mint and he said, Minty, this

625
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 3: is from Mindy.

626
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 2: Get it out, hurry out, bait baity, I'm joking. Shut up. Okay,

627
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 2: this is a bit of a silly one. I'm gonna

628
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 2: say this is a silly one. Us silly babies crying

629
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 2: when they're tired. No one's stopping you. Just go to sleep.

630
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: I did see a TikTok with a parent hack. Apparently,

631
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: just full disclosure. I don't hate my kids. Apparently you

632
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: go outside and you make them look into the sun.

633
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 2: That's how you make them sneeze.

634
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: Apparently that's how you make can go to sleep. You

635
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: put hot lights in their face. That's not asleep. That's

636
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 1: called blind. Catherine says school emails like clogging up my inbox.

637
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know what that feels like because I can't

638
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: subscribe to the fucking school.

639
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 2: Lucky you.

640
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 3: Well, we just forgot an email from the school today, Remember,

641
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 3: so this is one of many that we get.

642
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 2: I don't get them all right, Look, I think, yeah,

643
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 2: just pretty, k doesn't matter. She kid's ill. This is

644
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 2: from m I don't know if it's Emma or Emily.

645
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 2: Will figure that out. We'll take the journey. People usually

646
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: mother in law. Sorry, I thought it was just like

647
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 2: people moving on people, and that is all. People usually

648
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 2: mother in law, someone who's the mother in law. Brave

649
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 2: of her to put her name down. I don't think

650
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 2: she's named mother in law and it reads please do

651
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 2: not say my name.

652
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 3: M So people usually mother in law's calling your baby

653
00:32:53,160 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 3: my baby or our baby, like bro, what the fucking yeah?

654
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 2: I think, Ah, there's all those it is it's a

655
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 2: family unit.

656
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's all those memes as well that kind

657
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 3: of play into this, which is like mums and sons

658
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 3: all right, So you see all those things where it's

659
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 3: like the love between a mum and a son that

660
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 3: the wife to be is never going to be good enough,

661
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 3: and it sort of plays into that thing where it's like, well,

662
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 3: I'm part of their relationship, right, so now.

663
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 2: Am I a genius hanging on? Just my genius, I'll

664
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 2: just come up with this on the spot.

665
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm part of their relationship, so therefore that baby

666
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 3: must also be mine mine?

667
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 2: Does your mother in law do that? Na? All right? Look,

668
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 2: I agree I think that that my baby is.

669
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 3: My an April's baby, right, not my mom's or not

670
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 3: my mother in law's baby.

671
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 2: Right a grand baby and their parents is their great grandbaby.

672
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: Yep, you're back with me now kind of yeah, okay,

673
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: next next points from Chelsea. I'm a teacher and I

674
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 1: hate that parents tell their kids if you feel sick,

675
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: then tell the teacher.

676
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 2: And we sent home.

677
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: They nagged me all friggin day.

678
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 2: Fingers at Oscar.

679
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say, I thought she

680
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 3: was going to say, I'm a teacher and.

681
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 2: I hate kids. I was like, well, I think you're

682
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:22,760
Speaker 2: in the wrong prependent.

683
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 3: Just on that point, let's circle back to the start

684
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 3: of this episode when I said that Oscar would end

685
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 3: up in sick bay.

686
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 2: Guess what he is at home? He's no, he's not.

687
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 2: I read the message. April called me twice and I

688
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 2: was like, I had to pick Oscar from sick bay

689
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 2: and planning of a sore ear. He'll literally what wait,

690
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 2: didn't you have a saw a throat this morning? It's

691
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 2: moved to his ear.

692
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: Apparently he's good because I saw ear like an earache.

693
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: How do I how do I? How do you quiz that?

694
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,240
Speaker 1: How do you sniff out? If that's bullshit?

695
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 3: I get annoyed with just my kids saying they're sick.

696
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 3: Imagine having a whole classroom kids been like, you just.

697
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 1: Send them all off to sick bab another day off

698
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: because they probably got a quota.

699
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, right right, I've got a little pear ant if

700
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:19,919
Speaker 2: I may.

701
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: At the moment, we've got we've got so many soft toys,

702
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,720
Speaker 1: mountains of them, and we've started to like do bag

703
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: by bag loads once a week out to the savos,

704
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:35,919
Speaker 1: getting rid of them, getting rid of them, or donating them,

705
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: donating them, donating to those horse Yeah, please whip away.

706
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 2: Whipping away.

707
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: And it shits me that the kids out of nowhere

708
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: will be like, as I'm putting them to bed, they

709
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: look at me and go, where is my purple unicorn

710
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: that I had one time three months ago?

711
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm like, what so frustrated?

712
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: I can't remember where they put their shoe when they

713
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 1: came in the front door home from daycare and school,

714
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, they're like fucking piecing

715
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: together a toy that they once had the blink of

716
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 1: an eye months ago.

717
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 3: It's frustrated because I'd like to ask her, I'm like,

718
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 3: what did you do at school today? It's like oh,

719
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 3: and then he'll be like, hey, where's that train said

720
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 3: I had when I was like two years old, and

721
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 3: I had like the blue and red wheels and like

722
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 3: the yellow puff of smoke coming out the top of it.

723
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 2: It's like what.

724
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: And you know we'll find it tomorrow And they're like, ah,

725
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: that toy. Anyway, Ash, we have some questions.

726
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 3: We do, we do have questions. I'm going to ask

727
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,720
Speaker 3: you the first question, Matthew. This was from Phil Sounds

728
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:45,760
Speaker 3: made up Top three never never, noip, Top three, Top

729
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 3: three lame.

730
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,919
Speaker 2: Things that you enjoy now that you're a parent. Yep,

731
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 2: there are a lot.

732
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: There is a long list of things that I enjoy

733
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: that are very lame. I'm a very lame guy.

734
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 2: Ash. If you can say no, you're not, yeah you are.

735
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 2: You know, you know you're definitely not. Definitely not no,

736
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 2: no one bit no are we okay? Number one? You

737
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 2: said it, not me. I'll start with I think yeah, go.

738
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 2: I will start with this is going to.

739
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: Be a massive surprise to everyone listening, going to the

740
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: toilet to do a pooh oh man.

741
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 3: That was mine too. It was my first one, it was.

742
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 3: But they're also locking the door.

743
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 2: Bam. Game changer. And then I get in trouble for

744
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 2: locking the door. But who my April because she's like,

745
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 2: what they can't get in?

746
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 3: I'm like yeah, She's like were they coming when I'm

747
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 3: in there and like, lock.

748
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 2: The door, genius, what are you doing. It's the lamest

749
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 2: and the best.

750
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: Whenever the kids come in for a cuddle in the morning,

751
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: after like ten minutes, I'm like, well, I'm off to

752
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: the toilet and they're like, You've always got to the

753
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: door when we come in here.

754
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 2: Come back for dinner time.

755
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was my number three, So I'm going to

756
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 3: give you my number two.

757
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 2: My number two is and it's kind of sneaky.

758
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 3: It is when either the kids aren't in the room

759
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 3: or they're asleep. Oh sneak a dessert okay, so that

760
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 3: could be either from the cupboard or I've even driven

761
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,840
Speaker 3: to drive through Gotta MiG Flurry and just sat in

762
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 3: the carnated.

763
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 2: On my head. I was like, where are you going

764
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 2: with nowhere? I'm just in the car, Like sometimes I

765
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,240
Speaker 2: go back around and get no one. You don't, damn

766
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 2: lame boy.

767
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: Number two for me is being in the car and

768
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: driving solo.

769
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it is good, love it and you get

770
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 3: to listen to whatever you want to listen to, just

771
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 3: white noise, heaven, just listening to the sleep music. Ah god,

772
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:46,280
Speaker 3: it is good. It's very very good, I would say,

773
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 3: And you touched on it the other day. Is solo chores?

774
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 2: Now solo chores where the kids can't get to you.

775
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 3: So if it's kind of like I'm say, I our

776
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 3: washing lines at the back yep, and it's like the

777
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 3: sheets need to be hung out. As much as I

778
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 3: hate hanging the sheets out, especially a fitted sheets, not man,

779
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 3: I'll go out the back door. I'll actually lock myself

780
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 3: out on purpose, on purpose, and it's a big glass

781
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 3: door at the back, and the kids are like up

782
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 3: against the guys.

783
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 2: Know, the headphones on. Get it done, and then I

784
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 2: might just mosey around the backyard, look looking for dog poop,

785
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 2: now the mcflurry, now the MCA there. And then I'll

786
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 2: walk up casually, walk around, see if there's anything else

787
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 2: I can do outside just a handy GUYE No, I'm not.

788
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm literally just mosying around the backyard.

789
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 1: Essentially, anything by yourself is it's all of a sudden

790
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: when you're a parent, just delightful.

791
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 2: I think that's another one for everyone, right, But is

792
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 2: it lame? Depends what you're watching.

793
00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 1: This is pretty lame. Okay, this is about as lame

794
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: as it gets. But I feel like parents out there

795
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: will be on the same page as me.

796
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

797
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: When it's the weekend, you get a lot of washing

798
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 1: to do, and it's a really hot summer's day and

799
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,439
Speaker 1: you know that washing is going to dry real quick.

800
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you get through a couple of loads

801
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 1: in one day.

802
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 2: It's exciting.

803
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's exciting when it goes from being dirty all

804
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 3: the way to where it needs to be in this

805
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 3: final destination that at the end of the day better

806
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 3: than sex.

807
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,320
Speaker 2: It's had then set. I have a bonus one.

808
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 3: I just thought of specifically, in a pool, you go

809
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 3: to the deep end and you just submerge yourself and

810
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 3: you just sit there and you can't hear anything else

811
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 3: other than.

812
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 2: The ticking of that the ticking of the pool cleaner going.

813
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, how good these And then you come

814
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 2: back up and a kid jumps on your.

815
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: You just want to end this segment by saying that, gosh,

816
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: we love our kids.

817
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,320
Speaker 3: I love them so much that I try to avoid

818
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 3: them actively, just for simple pleasures very good.

819
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:13,240
Speaker 1: This one is from Carli in the Facebook group. She says,

820
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: what's the best way to make dad slash husbands feel

821
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: valued so they know they are doing an amazing job

822
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,399
Speaker 1: apart from just telling them.

823
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 2: Apart from just telling them they're doing an amazing job.

824
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, has April done anything to you where you felt

825
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: really valued as a parent?

826
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:30,720
Speaker 2: Actually?

827
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:35,720
Speaker 3: And it comes in the shape of words, usually because

828
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 3: the other things, not for.

829
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,280
Speaker 2: It's look, I remember the other day we were in

830
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 2: bed reverse reverse cow girl. How did you know we

831
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,839
Speaker 2: were in bed? Not? How do you think it was?

832
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 3: And she actually said to me, she was like, I've

833
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 3: really noticed the things that you've been doing over and

834
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 3: above like what you usually been doing of late, And

835
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 3: I felt I felt appreciated and I continued to do them.

836
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:07,280
Speaker 2: That works.

837
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:12,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know the question is that I know that

838
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 1: she's asking other than words, But yeah, I don't know.

839
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: I for me, I know there was there was a

840
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: night when the kids were being really, really tricky, like

841
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 1: it was just an absolute battle from the midment we

842
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: got home, dinner, bath, the kids were like, I hate you,

843
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 1: You're the worst, screaming every step of the way.

844
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 2: It was just a really shitty night.

845
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: And off the back of those nights, you can't help

846
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: it be really exhausted. You kind of deflated as well,

847
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: because you know, just feel like the kids hate you

848
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:47,240
Speaker 1: and you're doing a ship job. But then Laura was

849
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 1: was doing a pretty good job.

850
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 2: Wow that Laura there.

851
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: You know, we'll both we're both struggling. Those both struggling,

852
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: and I just thought I'm going to pull all aside

853
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: after the kids are in bed, and I said, hey, look,

854
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: that was a nightmare of a scenario, like the kids

855
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: would just hell. And I just want you to know

856
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 1: that I thought you handled it so well. I've never

857
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: seen you be so patient. We both cracked it a

858
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: couple of times, but I just thought she needed a

859
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: little lift and I was like, I just want you

860
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,919
Speaker 1: to know that I thought you did such a great job.

861
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 3: And that's that's observation, and it's observation, but then also

862
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 3: acting on it, because you would like a lot of

863
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 3: people would look at whether it's male female, look at

864
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 3: their partner and they we won't be struggling, and they

865
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 3: might just be like I'm struggling too, and not nothing said,

866
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 3: and no one's uplifted whatsoever. And I know, for April

867
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 3: like her, she loves acts of service. Right, so for example,

868
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 3: yesterday she girl she likes acts service. For example, yesterday,

869
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 3: he's a really good example. She went out, she had

870
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 3: to go to Oscar school to do something with Oscar,

871
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 3: and she came back with Oscar, dropped him off, and

872
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,879
Speaker 3: then she went to pick Macy up.

873
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,760
Speaker 2: But she also had to pick up Macy's friend.

874
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 3: As well, because we're looking after an afternoon because her

875
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 3: parents had something important to do.

876
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 2: And I thought, that's a lot.

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Speaker 3: She's just done so much and didn't even say, hey,

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Speaker 3: can you do one or the other because I was

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Speaker 3: doing I was doing some work of writing something I

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Speaker 3: don't know.

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Speaker 2: And then I was like, okay, she's out. I finished

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Speaker 2: what I'm doing.

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Speaker 3: I brang the washing in, I made the kid lunches

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Speaker 3: for the next day, and cleaned up the house. And

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Speaker 3: then I know when she appreciated when she goes to

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Speaker 3: make goes to start to make the lunch and go, oh,

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Speaker 3: the lunches are made.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, well you run around all.

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Speaker 3: Afternoon and it was like, okay, you could see that

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Speaker 3: it made her happy, and it made me happy that

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Speaker 3: she was happy for me.

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Speaker 1: Nothing will ever be better than a genuine, heartfelt appreciation.

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Speaker 1: Words go further than you think. Absolutely, keep on at

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Speaker 1: it both ways, not just to yeah yeah both parents,

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Speaker 1: parents in general. Everybody needs a pat on the back.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say Ash that this record I

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Speaker 1: think from you has been one of the best you've

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Speaker 1: ever done, and I think you've done an outstanding job

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Speaker 1: and you should be extreme proud of yourself.

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Speaker 2: Sure. Thanks man. Anyway, Hey, I love that shirt.

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Speaker 1: And if you thought Ash was also outstanding of this episode,

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Speaker 1: you can let us know by writing a review on

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Speaker 1: Apple podcast even Spotify.

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Speaker 2: We love comments on both.

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Speaker 1: You know, will take any bit of praise anywhere, just

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Speaker 1: don't message it to us on social media because that's

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Speaker 1: a waste. Needs to be a permanent fixture on Apple

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Speaker 1: or Spotify.

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Speaker 2: I just say you delivered that amazing Thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: And you can also that was pay it, that wasn't

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Speaker 3: genuine it, and you can.

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Speaker 2: I could walk with it anyway.

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Speaker 3: You can also join us on social media, which is

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Speaker 3: two doting dads Instagram, TikTok and Facebook. Your tongue twiddling

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Speaker 3: really threw me off. Then you're very good at that anyway.

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Speaker 2: And we will leave.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but are we gonna fuck? I felt silly coming

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Speaker 3: out of my mouth. Jess is just dying? Do you mind?

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Speaker 2: Can you die somewhere else? Yes? Some of us are

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Speaker 2: trying to work. Jesus. What happened around the wrong went

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Speaker 2: down the wrong hole?

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Speaker 3: You shouldn't you shouldn't smoke so many Siggi's jests.

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Speaker 2: And don't tell me last story.

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Speaker 1: Two. Doting Dance Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 3: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 3: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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Speaker 3: people's today