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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. Jen Y Rye has

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Speaker 1: been working harder than Liz.

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Speaker 2: Truss, trying to outlast ahead of Lettuce, and he's come

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Speaker 2: up with this Jen Wye Rise, Jimmy Jabb.

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Speaker 1: What about Ryan's Rye observations? Get it Rye?

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Speaker 2: As in like this week started with the unpacking of

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Speaker 2: last week's activities, Jonesy was saving lives or putting his

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Speaker 2: face into places it shouldn't be.

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Speaker 1: In a nutshell, Jonesy.

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Speaker 2: Was out in the surf and he had to rescue

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Speaker 2: a struggling lady snorkler, and the only way to get

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Speaker 2: back into shore on his board was to put his

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Speaker 2: face into her bum naturally.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're making this to be a bigger deal than

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Speaker 1: it is.

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Speaker 3: Well, why you told the story.

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Speaker 2: You asked me how my weekend was, and I mentioned

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Speaker 2: wardrobe doors rescue, a young lady went to a twenty first.

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Speaker 3: Well this is what happens is.

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Speaker 1: A normal weekend.

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Speaker 3: You get up in the morning and next minute your

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Speaker 3: faces in someone's bumb No one plans, so the tribal

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Speaker 3: drum is beating for accidental bum in the face.

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Speaker 1: So this never happens to you.

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Speaker 3: So am I presuming you don't help people. No, you

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Speaker 3: and I both done Dancing with the stars. There's a

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Speaker 3: lot of bum in the face. Yeah, but it's not

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Speaker 3: always accidental, meaning that it's part of the routine and practicing.

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Speaker 1: And Helen the judge from from Dancing.

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Speaker 4: With the statue, what you've got to do, You've got

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Speaker 4: to have more bottom.

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Speaker 1: In your face, Brenda, No, she doesn't. She did say this.

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Speaker 1: She want a face. She never said that. That was

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Speaker 1: the after drinks past.

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Speaker 3: See, you're the one making this weird.

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Speaker 2: Monty Python star Eric Idol spoke about Elvis doing Monty

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Speaker 2: Python impressions. According to the King's former partner, he also

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Speaker 2: went down an unexpected part.

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Speaker 4: Linda told Thompsons herself told me that she after she

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Speaker 4: closed down in Nashville, she Elvis would make her sit

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Speaker 4: next for in bed and do Python sketches. And I

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Speaker 4: didn't believe her, and she'd said no. But she's hiss

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Speaker 4: enterity on a new brain, Harry's brain, doesn't it In

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Speaker 4: the Elvis movie, No, they didn't put what's best Lemon doing?

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Speaker 1: Come on?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. It's like they didn't put the song in

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Speaker 4: that other one about Jesus. You know, they didn't put

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Speaker 4: the song at the end. You know your guy, what's

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Speaker 4: his name? The Australian boy was fine, the one, you know,

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Speaker 4: the one, the bloody, the very bloody one, you know,

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Speaker 4: Barry mackenzie.

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Speaker 1: Barry mckinno. I'm not married.

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Speaker 4: It's the only thing we've got from about Jesus.

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Speaker 3: No, hang on, let's do this well, are about mel Gibson, Mel.

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Speaker 1: Gibson, he didn't put the song in the end.

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Speaker 4: It was calling with a bloody song, the best of

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Speaker 4: the film, you know, it.

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Speaker 1: Was calling for that song. It really was.

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Speaker 2: With COVID restrictions winding down, it seems the so called

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Speaker 2: resistance groups have nothing to do but turn on each other. Take,

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Speaker 2: for ample, the Melbourne Freedom Movement taking on the camera

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Speaker 2: Freedom Movement at a protest.

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Speaker 1: Of what's a good protest? They keep betting my face

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Speaker 1: because you're all over.

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Speaker 2: Lice and your plants everywhere, balls and you, buddy, I've got.

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Speaker 1: And they're on the same side. Love it. You know,

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Speaker 1: we just had Eric Cardeline.

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Speaker 3: You know, it reminds me of the People's Front of Judea.

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Speaker 4: I using Judean People's Front. God, what Judean people for

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Speaker 4: the People's Front of judea, oh, I thought we were

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Speaker 4: the popular front, people's front, and.

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Speaker 3: Then debating how big your balls are?

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Speaker 2: Just go home, And with all the stories about James

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Speaker 2: Corden being a prize douche who doesn't want to hear

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Speaker 2: another one.

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Speaker 3: Half an hour into a New York to London flight,

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Speaker 3: passengers in business class noticed a woman with a crying

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Speaker 3: baby being brought through the cook by a flight attendant.

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Speaker 3: They looked on in mild horror as they saw the

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Speaker 3: attendant directed to an empty seat next to James Cordon.

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Speaker 3: Expecting a huge celebrity hiss, he fit to kick off.

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Speaker 3: Corton's cabin mates were impressed to see that he didn't

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Speaker 3: say a word. He didn't make any sort of complaint.

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Speaker 3: He simply put on a pair of noise canceling headphones,

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Speaker 3: pulled an eye mask over his eyes, turned away from

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Speaker 3: the woman, and went to sleep. Fair enough, pretty decent,

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Speaker 3: they say. When the plane landed, passengers were surprised to

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Speaker 3: see Cordon remain seated as the woman with the baby

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Speaker 3: struggled to open the overhead locker, and even more surprised

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Speaker 3: when she turned to Cordon and said, for f's sake,

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Speaker 3: can you at least hold the baby while I get

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Speaker 3: the bags down. The woman was his wife and the

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Speaker 3: baby was his baby.

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Speaker 1: Boom boom.

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Speaker 2: I should start spreading stories about you guys, but I

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Speaker 2: need to write home.

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Speaker 1: This has been jen y Riye'es, Jibbi Jabba. Good on your.

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Speaker 3: Jam, Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Satham