Speaker 1: The Chris John O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Melbourn's Gold one
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Speaker 2: Good Morning, Happy Monday Morning. We are now broadcasting this
Speaker 2: week from the inside of a Macy's Christmas shop window.
Speaker 2: It has I've never been in a radio studio that
Speaker 2: has looked so christmasy, and yet never been in a
Speaker 2: country where I don't feel Christmasy at all, because obviously
Speaker 2: you're used to Christmas always being summer yep. For all
Speaker 2: of my life, I'm used to the opposite, just at
Speaker 2: being cold, gray, rainy, if we were lucky, snow. So
Speaker 2: the moment my head is seeing sunshine, I'm getting excited
Speaker 2: about the summer shorts, T shirt, sun and then you're
Speaker 2: going happy Christmas. The two don't mix up. And now
Speaker 2: I'm in the studio here that looks incredible. We've got
Speaker 2: the Christmas tree, the tinsel everywhere.
Speaker 3: It's working. Though, didn't you feel like you said, felt happy?
Speaker 2: It's I it looks great in here, but it does
Speaker 2: feel like we're in a shot window. Doesn't it someone's
Speaker 2: even come in. I'd like to think that Santa's elves
Speaker 2: have come in and done it over the weekend and
Speaker 2: actually stenciled spray stuff on the studio windows.
Speaker 3: Does that come off easily?
Speaker 4: No, the clean isn't going to be all right.
Speaker 2: So on today's show, then it's the Christian O't Color
Speaker 2: Breakfast show? Have you had a top weekend with a
Speaker 2: Sheene panel service on this morning show till the next hour.
Speaker 2: Then we come back with an update of more Code
Speaker 2: Brown stories you were there listening Friday and now I'm
Speaker 2: referring to. Also an update on nick As the Cow.
Speaker 2: Nick As the cow is the giant cow living over
Speaker 2: in Perth, and one that was about eight tons bigger
Speaker 2: than the other cows. Ye go, an update about our
Speaker 2: chat from Nickers the cow from some farmers who were
Speaker 2: listening Friday. And an update about airplane seats. We were
Speaker 2: talking about the elbow rest walls. By the way, I've
Speaker 2: been to Adelaide for the first time this weekend for
Speaker 2: the U Sea fights was yesterday, and so on the
Speaker 2: flight back yesterday sat next So I always have the
Speaker 2: middle seat, which is your preferred seat to.
Speaker 3: Go definitely not middle. I would I'll go aisle, then window,
Speaker 3: and then middle.
Speaker 2: Right, Why do you go to aisles? You get those
Speaker 2: long legs yours. You can get a little bit of
Speaker 2: stretch out. Then, don't you word? If you fall a seat,
Speaker 2: you always get waxed by the car as it's coming
Speaker 2: up and down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do worry about that.
Speaker 2: Why don't you. I don't think that you've ever thought
Speaker 2: through which seat you prefer.
Speaker 3: Well, it's definitely not middle.
Speaker 2: Middle.
Speaker 3: Everybody universally knows middle is the worst.
Speaker 2: Do you think so? Yeah, I I've been in the middle. Perhaps,
Speaker 2: Where do you like?
Speaker 5: I'm usually on the aisle because Chris is at the
Speaker 5: window and orderies in the middle.
Speaker 2: Right. Gosh, it's funny how we all have these sort
Speaker 2: of Anyway, I'm in my normal position, prime position in
Speaker 2: the middle, and there's a lovely elderly lady next to me. Right.
Speaker 2: She's like chatting to me and ask how I'm getting
Speaker 2: on the country. And after about ten minutes she starts
Speaker 2: a nod off on my shoulder, and I do. It's
Speaker 2: very polite because I want to start. It was a
Speaker 2: guy I just moved his head and smash it into
Speaker 2: the wind of it.
Speaker 3: There's your bit over there.
Speaker 2: So I just go excuse me, excuse me, excuse me,
Speaker 2: excuse me. She did, She goes, oh, so sorry, falls
Speaker 2: back on the shoulder again and then said again hello, hello,
Speaker 2: excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. We were looking around
Speaker 2: gig thing right. I was so sorry. I was sorry.
Speaker 2: Does it again this time? I can't be bothered turning
Speaker 2: an hour in ten minutes. I let have a snooze
Speaker 2: about ten minutes on my shoulder and the stewardess goes
Speaker 2: there nice and excuse me her pretzels because she's asleep.
Speaker 2: So I get a kind of bonus package.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three parts of How was the Gene bon Jovi on
Speaker 2: Saturday night was massive.
Speaker 5: It was so big because of course the stands are
Speaker 5: all packed and can you imagine the whole playing surface
Speaker 5: packed as well, and they had like a white cover
Speaker 5: on the ground so they look like ants. It was
Speaker 5: very hard to see the boys, but they are incredible.
Speaker 2: It was to sound good because when we were out
Speaker 2: at Werribee last weekend before Bungalow, Camel station one last year.
Speaker 2: There were a couple of people chatting to us, and
Speaker 2: warn of them was a big bon Jovie fan. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I said, are you going to see that? Jeane?
Speaker 2: She was opting not to. She was going to go
Speaker 2: into I think in Brisbane. Ye, she thought. The sound
Speaker 2: of the g sometimes the big bands isn't very good.
Speaker 5: Look it's not, but for such a big area you
Speaker 5: kind of expect that. But it didn't spoil the experience.
Speaker 5: We saw Michael Jackson there. I think it was ninety
Speaker 5: four or ninety five.
Speaker 2: Did you lucky thing? What tour out?
Speaker 3: But wasn't it.
Speaker 4: His history tour?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 4: And it was horrible.
Speaker 5: The reverb off the Great Southern Stand was awful. But
Speaker 5: of course that's all gone now, it's all redeveloped. But look,
Speaker 5: I just thought it was amazing just to be there.
Speaker 5: It's the first time i'd seen them live. I thought
Speaker 5: it was brilliant.
Speaker 2: He's still got a great voice as well.
Speaker 4: Oh he has, and he's a bit of a spunk.
Speaker 2: And where were you? Where were your seats?
Speaker 4: Our seats were kind of we were sort of halfway up.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it wasn't nice.
Speaker 4: Blade.
Speaker 2: She was up.
Speaker 4: I wasn't on the ground at all. No, I wasn't
Speaker 4: in the mosh pit, but it was still good.
Speaker 2: And this weekend I made my debut in a place
Speaker 2: called Adelaide. Have you ever been?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I worked in Adelaide for my first job in radio.
Speaker 3: Three weeks.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, how did that go? And
Speaker 2: then you've got little bit three weeks well, and you
Speaker 2: within three weeks you ruled. You thought, I've done everything
Speaker 2: I need to do here. I've changed radio and Adelaide.
Speaker 3: I probably moved almost like I moved out of Melbourne,
Speaker 3: moved everything to Adelaide. This is going to be my
Speaker 3: new start, my new job. And then at the end
Speaker 3: of three weeks of work experience, the boss said, I
Speaker 3: can give you a job here or you can have
Speaker 3: the same job back in Melbourne. So packed up all
Speaker 3: my stuff.
Speaker 4: I came back promotion.
Speaker 2: Now tell me this. Then I thought it was a
Speaker 2: charming place. It's a very to me. It's a very
Speaker 2: small place. The grid system was very easy to walk around,
Speaker 2: and everyone's very very friendly as well. But then, why Pats,
Speaker 2: when I said, this morning I had go to an Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Do you go?
Speaker 5: You said, you said it was a bit like a
Speaker 5: small US.
Speaker 2: What did you say, the US city? The grid system?
Speaker 2: How I do that? But you then go dead? Now
Speaker 2: now now why is that? He says a girl who
Speaker 2: lives out at wabin, I mean you bug eyed locals
Speaker 2: out there, the kissing cousin.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: On the show, no topic is ever fully rested. We
Speaker 2: do you think called late to the party? Where if
Speaker 2: you want to chip in about anything we've been talking
Speaker 2: about on the show, you can a couple of weeks later,
Speaker 2: a couple of days later, and you can email me
Speaker 2: for late to the party Christian at Gold one o
Speaker 2: four three dot com dot au cover once a catch
Speaker 2: up with an over the weekend Christian Friday show Code
Speaker 2: Brown's in the swimming pool reminded me of a holiday
Speaker 2: to Greece. So if you cause you missed Friday's show,
Speaker 2: we were just talking about I until Friday show. And
Speaker 2: now I know a lot more information from you, I
Speaker 2: have changed my opinion. I always thought that if a
Speaker 2: child accidentally did a number two in a swimming ball
Speaker 2: and we all had to evacuate, they drained the pool
Speaker 2: and as we found out from a lot of you.
Speaker 2: No they don't. They just chuck a load of chlorine
Speaker 2: in yep scoob it up with the old poon neett.
Speaker 2: That's it. I was in the hotel. Was in the
Speaker 2: hotel swoom pool on a recent holiday to Greece, and
Speaker 2: the young lad who was swimming with his dad said
Speaker 2: I need to go to the toilet. His dad said
Speaker 2: to him, well, you know what to do. Get out
Speaker 2: the pool and go to the toilet. The very young
Speaker 2: lad totters out of the pool, walks along the edge,
Speaker 2: not believing he's doing anything wrong, squats over the edge
Speaker 2: of the pool, pulls the trunks down and drops mass
Speaker 2: baths straight into the deep en, and then bombs back
Speaker 2: into the pool himself. I don't know what the Greek
Speaker 2: word is the Cobe Brown team, but all hell broke loose.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Christian. Listen to the podcast and I'm a farmer,
Speaker 2: and you were talking about Nickers, the giant cow over
Speaker 2: in Perth. That's six 't six and a ton and
Speaker 2: a half, and I'm wondering how difficult would be to milk.
Speaker 2: I'd be careful to do that. It's in fact a boy,
Speaker 2: it's a stick so if you and Jack started tugging
Speaker 2: anything down there on those others, you might get a surprise.
Speaker 2: We wouldn't have known. We wouldn't have known. Finally, Christian,
Speaker 2: on Friday, you were talking about the well who gets
Speaker 2: the arm rest on planes, and Jack mentioned about another
Speaker 2: guy of culling up on his lap and falling asleep.
Speaker 2: The plane etiquette for arm rests is as follows. Aisle
Speaker 2: seats gets one arm rest and leg room in the aisle.
Speaker 2: Middle seats gets two armrests. Window seat get one arm
Speaker 2: rest and a view from the window. That's a system
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know about that. I mean,
Speaker 2: that is why I like the middle, because I believe
Speaker 2: that I can get two arms.
Speaker 3: You see, I think arm rest can be shared. You
Speaker 3: can have both people's arms on one rest.
Speaker 2: You can exactly. But we don't live in that world
Speaker 2: of sharing anymore. Everyone wants everything just for themselves. How
Speaker 2: do you know who's going to go front arm, who's
Speaker 2: going to go rear arm. That's where the jockeying is.
Speaker 2: You get some guys that just go in the middle
Speaker 2: and don't display out.
Speaker 3: Middle should get the choice because middle is the worst scene.
Speaker 2: But the worst seat is the king's seat. The king
Speaker 2: would sit in the middle. No, no, no, the king
Speaker 2: sits on the island.
Speaker 3: And maybe he would because he's security as either side of.
Speaker 2: Him exactly well the security. Yes, there was an old
Speaker 2: lady fell asleep with me and some guy eating the
Speaker 2: whole time for an hour and ten minutes away. If
Speaker 2: you've got an email sort of show for lakes laparties,
Speaker 2: Christian at Gold one four to three dot com dot A.
Speaker 1: You the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 2: So lastly, go on the show. We were saying how
Speaker 2: we want to find people who are at work when
Speaker 2: we start the show, and then we're going to try
Speaker 2: and build a game, create a game, design a game
Speaker 2: around whatever you're doing when we start the show in
Speaker 2: this first hour, the secret out of the show, before
Speaker 2: the boss is up and before everyone else starts pouring
Speaker 2: in after seven o'clock. So I know a lot of
Speaker 2: you we spoke to on Friday are at work already
Speaker 2: the moment we start. One of them is Sharon in Wherabee.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Sharon, Good morning, Christian. How are you today?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good. How was your weekend? Sharon, it was.
Speaker 6: Not too bad. It was pretty damn good. The weather
Speaker 6: was beautiful on Saturday, so I enjoyed the most. But
Speaker 6: it on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Excellent. Now remind us again, you're at work at a
Speaker 2: news agency.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, I am news agency and Ted slot right okay?
Speaker 2: And this opens at what time?
Speaker 6: Seven o'clock? But I generally consider some customers beforehand?
Speaker 2: Yes, right, okay, so I thought this morning? Then, so
Speaker 2: are you open now? Yep? Right. So what we want
Speaker 2: to do is we need to build a game. First
Speaker 2: of all, we need the name for the game, and
Speaker 2: we also need some music for it as well. Now,
Speaker 2: I thought if you could tell us what the most
Speaker 2: recent customer has spent, maybe could people could try and
Speaker 2: call in and guess what they got?
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, the most recent would be thirty nine dollars
Speaker 6: and fifteen since that's.
Speaker 3: A large order and a tato.
Speaker 7: Yeah, please check it?
Speaker 2: And is that this morning thirty nine dollars? Since thirty
Speaker 2: nine dollars and fifteen cents? Okay, So we need people
Speaker 2: to call in and try and guess what they got
Speaker 2: exactly thirty nine ers or fifteen cents? Why do there,
Speaker 2: shann We need some music for this. I've got three choices,
Speaker 2: you can pick which one. Okay, we haven't got a
Speaker 2: name for the game yet either, good god, No, we're
Speaker 2: not on nov Nope, we're not a fox. Yes, that's us.
Speaker 2: That's us. That's us, Sharon. That's us, isn't it Sharon?
Speaker 2: You're the exec producer this feature. We need to have
Speaker 2: a name, Jack and Pats. Have you got anything for
Speaker 2: the name so far?
Speaker 3: This game the news agency game, come on, placeholder Sharon.
Speaker 4: Chez's news agent. Oh onehad?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, you can in Melbourne then, So it's
Speaker 2: thirty nine dollars and fifteen cents. Yes, all right, who
Speaker 2: haven't guess the nest we'll give you a prize.
Speaker 1: For Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: So we're trying out a new thing with you. If
Speaker 2: you're at work right now, we're going to try and
Speaker 2: build a game involving your job. Guinea pig for this
Speaker 2: is the great Sharon in Werriby works for a news agency.
Speaker 6: Welcome Byck Sharon, Thank you very much, Christian, thank you. Yes,
Speaker 6: I do you feel like a guinea pig in this,
Speaker 6: but I'm willing to give it a try.
Speaker 2: No guinea pigs will be harmed. An experimentation phase of this, okay,
Speaker 2: and give yourself a plug. Whereby s are you? And
Speaker 2: what's the name?
Speaker 6: I'm in the QV Building, QV Center, corner Lane Stele
Speaker 6: and Swanston Street.
Speaker 2: And I bet you have a lot of regular local customers.
Speaker 2: Aren't they coming the same times? Certain days?
Speaker 6: They do yes, day in dayet And then if I
Speaker 6: had a dollar for every time someone said to me
Speaker 6: it's this a winning ticket, I could have retired by nil.
Speaker 2: Do you know, Bill Away, have you ever handy big winners? There?
Speaker 6: No, not shit noice. So maybe if you come and
Speaker 6: buy a ticket, Christian, maybe you could be a big winner.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So this is a game that we've
Speaker 2: created for Sharon's job and involves her telling us the
Speaker 2: most recent purchase. You've got to try and work out
Speaker 2: what the person got. So the the bill at the moment,
Speaker 2: then the receipt.
Speaker 6: Was for how much fifty fifteen?
Speaker 2: Okay, So some possible titles until we meet again, because
Speaker 2: she's at the till yep, until the mystery shopper, the
Speaker 2: secret till Jack, what have you got?
Speaker 3: I don't like, I don't mind the mystery shopper. I've
Speaker 3: got what you're buying?
Speaker 2: Maybe what you buying?
Speaker 3: Maybe put it in a bill baby transaction action?
Speaker 2: Oh, transaction action this week? Only a tax, lotto or purchase?
Speaker 3: Hundering?
Speaker 2: No, all right, So what's the name we're going to
Speaker 2: go for? What's your first one?
Speaker 3: What you're buying?
Speaker 2: What you buyd is the name of this game? Now?
Speaker 2: What you're buying? Okay? So thirty nine dollars fifteen? All right,
Speaker 2: so I'm going to go to the lines now, Sharon. Okay,
Speaker 2: they're gonna guess you say yes or no? Hik you
Speaker 2: all right, Liz, good morning, Good morning, Christian Liszt. You
Speaker 2: are now the second guinea pig in this experiment. You're
Speaker 2: the first person to play. What's your buying?
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 2: All right? What do you think the thirty nine dollars
Speaker 2: and fifteen cents?
Speaker 8: Was four?
Speaker 9: I can figure it.
Speaker 2: It's a pack of cigarettes, isn't it, Sharon? Was it
Speaker 2: a pack of fags? Tough like? Liz?
Speaker 6: Sorry?
Speaker 2: All right, hello, producers, that's it putting through Tracy, good morning, Hi,
Speaker 2: Hey going, Christian, Yeah, I'm good. How's your weekend? Good?
Speaker 10: Thank you?
Speaker 3: It's really good.
Speaker 2: Ah, excellent, that's great. Is now thirty nine dollars and
Speaker 2: fifteen cents? What do you think that got it? Run?
Speaker 2: At Sharon's?
Speaker 10: I think there was an eighteen.
Speaker 3: An eighteen nine.
Speaker 6: Test Bow quick tick.
Speaker 2: All right, think you're going to say it was an
Speaker 2: over eighteens magazine when they all top self. So I
Speaker 2: wanted to get themselves going on a Monday. Sharon's other answer,
Speaker 2: close but not close enough. Okay, let's go to belly.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Billy. That's the spirit. This is
Speaker 2: a guy who's attacking the week already, Good morning, Billy,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: I thought he was going.
Speaker 6: I thought it was going to be somebody playing off
Speaker 6: the newspaper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, coming in on.
Speaker 9: The start of the man's going to plant it off
Speaker 9: of the bill night byey.
Speaker 2: Tough luck, Billy boy, All right, give us a call down.
Speaker 2: Then what do you think there's thirty nine dollars and
Speaker 2: fifteen cents was for.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: We only don't start believing. I always said I definitely know.
Speaker 2: But since Steve Perry, lead singer of Journey, was one
Speaker 2: of the stars on Isolated Naked Vocal a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago, Gold one O four point three. Come on,
Speaker 2: it's Monday mornings ten to seven. We're creating a brand
Speaker 2: new game we're gonna do once a week involving you.
Speaker 2: If you're at work or we start the show at
Speaker 2: six o'clock and I know that's a lot of you.
Speaker 2: And the first guinea pig to try this out with
Speaker 2: us is Sharon in Werribee. She works for a news
Speaker 2: agency and we've created this game around her job.
Speaker 11: Show what's your buying?
Speaker 12: Fuck?
Speaker 2: She tells us what the most recent customers spent. You've
Speaker 2: got to work out what it was on at the moment.
Speaker 2: Then thirty nine dollars and fifteen cents? What do you
Speaker 2: think they were buying? Welcome back, Sharon.
Speaker 6: Hello, how are you Christian?
Speaker 2: I'm still good like it was like ten minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Now this changed luckily you can't be a bit up
Speaker 2: and down this early in the morning, but so not
Speaker 2: too bad, all right, Sharon. If you've got some Christmas
Speaker 2: decorations up, we've got them up in the studio right
Speaker 2: now on our fake tree.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we're sand get him up Hi at work here,
Speaker 6: But my mum headed Christmas decorations up about the first
Speaker 6: week of November.
Speaker 2: Oh well, she goes too soon. She's another Christmas Zilla
Speaker 2: like Pats.
Speaker 6: She is worse than a Christmas You'll know, I'm telling
Speaker 6: you she Every looking crany at the sill with decorations
Speaker 6: has been a bild does my heading?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And shout and tell me this? What's your favorite
Speaker 2: Christmas movie? What do you think is the greatest Christmas movie?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 6: Geez, I don't know you.
Speaker 2: Fan of elf? Am?
Speaker 6: I fan of you?
Speaker 2: Sorry Elf? The Will Pharaoh movie Elf?
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, and him alone is a great one, him alone,
Speaker 6: and yeah, don't probably get Haim alone, Yes, Hamoloine definitely, Thanks.
Speaker 2: You Ion, sorry for putting your spot.
Speaker 6: Then all right, it's okay, all right.
Speaker 2: We've got some customers coming into the studio right now
Speaker 2: and into the show. Sorry, Jack and Ballarat, good morning,
Speaker 2: get out?
Speaker 13: How done?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good? Jack? What do you think the thirty
Speaker 2: nine dollars and fifteen cents was spent on?
Speaker 1: My Oregon?
Speaker 3: Is an eighteen line? A quick victim and asked coffee?
Speaker 2: I love how specific that is. That is so good.
Speaker 2: That's great, mate, that's the spirit. Sharon is Jackie Boy
Speaker 2: the right is the winner?
Speaker 6: Quite spit quice enough?
Speaker 2: All right? Up, like jack have a good day, Kate. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: almost hostile, but anyway doesn't matter. Kate, welcome to the show.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm not hostile, Kate.
Speaker 2: What do you think the thirty nine dollars was spent on?
Speaker 8: I think it's an eighteen game quick pick and.
Speaker 2: A scratchy scratchy yep, Sharon, quite spit quice enough. Okay, sorry, Kate.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Cecilia. Hi, Hi, Celia, great name, all right, Celia? Yeah,
Speaker 2: thinks do you think? Do you think you're okay? Yes?
Speaker 10: I think I'm okay. I'm on my way to work
Speaker 10: and I'm.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay. And what do you do?
Speaker 10: It's so it's a we have a retail plasterboard supplier.
Speaker 2: Okay? Cool? And how much do you think the thirteen
Speaker 2: dollars and fifteen cents? What do you think it was
Speaker 2: spent on?
Speaker 10: I think it was a Pats Lotto ticket and a
Speaker 10: Herald son.
Speaker 2: Do you know what, Sharon? I think I'm going to
Speaker 2: give her the prize. I'm going to say it's close enough.
Speaker 6: It is close enough. Years, it's close enough, but still
Speaker 6: not close enough, but close enough.
Speaker 2: It's close enough, not closed up. It's close enough for
Speaker 2: a Monday morning looking at the time of the club.
Speaker 2: We've got to get out of this. It's gone on
Speaker 2: too long. It's so this customer who spent this thirty
Speaker 2: nine dollars and fifty cents, you refer to her as
Speaker 2: missus Friendly? Is that right? Yes?
Speaker 6: I do, because she's one of the most friendliest customers around.
Speaker 6: And because I said that, many customers I sometimes don't
Speaker 6: know their name, so I just refer to these lovely
Speaker 6: ladies missus friendly.
Speaker 2: And what did missus Friendly buy for the thirty nine dollars.
Speaker 6: And fifty actually spent three tests? What I tickets for
Speaker 6: a Saturday night A twenty four game Quick Pick for
Speaker 6: seventeen dollars and five cents Q twelve gamequ Picked for
Speaker 6: eight dollars fifty.
Speaker 10: Five, saving me a week and a TV week and
Speaker 10: a TV week.
Speaker 3: TV week still flying off the shelves.
Speaker 6: Yeah, check. You'd be surprised when I run out of
Speaker 6: TV weeks as soon as I get the TV on
Speaker 6: a shelf today. As soon as I've ran out, I'm
Speaker 6: going to have people saying, where's all your TV weeks?
Speaker 6: You've got no TV weeks lift now does it get.
Speaker 2: Biggert this Timmy because they lad the big Christmas Bump edition.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's only about a couple of weeks. We'll get
Speaker 6: up to two weeks. Things that will be you like
Speaker 6: a two weeks special on the same as a Woman's Days,
Speaker 6: a new idea, all them lovely soape drama Magazine's great.
Speaker 2: All right, Sharon, you've been a star this morning as well.
Speaker 2: We're going to give you a prize helping us out
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much, and thank you for choosing me
Speaker 6: to be a part of the first trol of this game.
Speaker 6: I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: No better guinea big in town than you, Sharon Werriby.
Speaker 6: Thank you very much. I enjoyed a Christian have a
Speaker 6: good day.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Sharon. Thank you. Cecilia. You have one and
Speaker 2: you want a family pass to go and see The Grinch,
Speaker 2: and also you get some merchandise. It is in cinemas.
Speaker 2: Now you've got a nice family mark passing. Go and
Speaker 2: see a great Christmas movie, The Grinch. All right, enjoy
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: That's the spirit the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: This morning show.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, the huge prize thanks to Chapel Street and our
Speaker 2: twelve days of Christmas today is a thousand dollars worth
Speaker 2: of vinyl. What an amazing prize. So I'm jealous. Who
Speaker 2: ever wins that prize a great prize. So you've got that. Also,
Speaker 2: today's from now on, We're in the last five shows
Speaker 2: of the year. That's it. We've only got five shows left.
Speaker 2: Is this normal? Not Australian?
Speaker 4: When you finished this it is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, normally don't break up until like the twenty first,
Speaker 2: twenty second, even Christmas Eve. I've been doing a radio.
Speaker 3: Show Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm stunned. I feel a bit of a putting
Speaker 2: up stumps too soon.
Speaker 3: In the UK, do you open presents on Christmas Eve
Speaker 3: or Christmas Morning?
Speaker 2: Traditionally the same as the entire planet on Christmas Days.
Speaker 3: Family does Christmas Eve?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Americans?
Speaker 2: Why what is it about? Americans? How are you gonna
Speaker 2: have that big, one big meal on Christmas Days? Enough?
Speaker 2: You got to chuck it one at atle bit earlier
Speaker 2: for thanks Thanksgiving and now you can't wait another couple
Speaker 2: of hours. That's unbelievable. What's on with delayed gratification. We
Speaker 2: let the kids open one little present each on Christmas Eve. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but all of them. Why are you then going it
Speaker 2: on Christmas Day? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good point, because it will get through that excitement of
Speaker 3: waking up on Christmas morning and running down to the
Speaker 3: tree and going, oh yeah we opened all this last.
Speaker 2: Night, pick up all the the wrapping, baby, put it
Speaker 2: in the recycling. It's not the same all right. So
Speaker 2: of the weekend, then I went to today which was
Speaker 2: great fun for the UFC fights yesterday and a big
Speaker 2: fight weekend actually on this strange fight for ninety seconds.
Speaker 2: Do you pay for that? For Jeff horm on Friday night?
Speaker 2: And then one of the biggest robbery eas daylight robberies
Speaker 2: in the world yesterday Tyson Fury easily outclassing and out
Speaker 2: boxing Gionce Wilder and an epic fight between a pane them.
Speaker 2: Hopefully it's going to be a rematch whilst it was
Speaker 2: an Adelaide went out Saturday night, went to two places.
Speaker 2: The first bar. We went to a place called two
Speaker 2: kW big rooftop bar. I was in the lift going
Speaker 2: in with the Australian cricket team. Oh well right, now
Speaker 2: all of them at the hot. There was a lot
Speaker 2: of them right as they're on a cricket team. Now
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, obviously they're over it's a test, I believe.
Speaker 2: Thursday at the Oval, the bar we overlooks the Oval
Speaker 2: and which looked it looks amazing. However apparently people going, yeah,
Speaker 2: they're in town to prepare and get ready on thinking hmmm,
Speaker 2: in a bar to get ready. Yesterday when I was
Speaker 2: flying back to Melbourne, the engine team were turning up,
Speaker 2: so I don't know if they were going to get
Speaker 2: on it for a night as well, not the Aussies
Speaker 2: and up before or However. I also met a man
Speaker 2: who had a missing finger. We're talked more about that
Speaker 2: and he had an amazing story in half an hour's time.
Speaker 2: So that might have been exciting. And I had ringside
Speaker 2: seats at the UC yesterday. That was exciting. But that's
Speaker 2: not what happens in a weekend because when I came
Speaker 2: home I still had to get on with the kind
Speaker 2: of admin and the nitty gritty that we all have
Speaker 2: to do in life. We started this last Monday on
Speaker 2: the show we call it Mondane Monday.
Speaker 14: Monday Monday, every Monday, I want to mortalize you turning
Speaker 14: you into a Monday Hero by celebrating the very dullest
Speaker 14: thing you had to do over the weekend.
Speaker 2: Don't be ashamed of it. Own it, Melbourne. Tell me
Speaker 2: now then, what was the dullest thing you did over
Speaker 2: the weekend? Nine four one four one oh four three
Speaker 2: And what we do We get Brian our voiceover man,
Speaker 2: to turn you into a Monday Morning hero on Monday.
Speaker 2: Monday for me Jack and Patsy's ask.
Speaker 15: Kristin came home from a weekender way to find that
Speaker 15: the toilet was blocked and had to unblock it whilst
Speaker 15: yelling at his kids that they used too.
Speaker 11: Much toilet paper. Wouldn't come home.
Speaker 15: Dad, Now mendo toilet living the dream with a toilet planger.
Speaker 11: Great work, Christian.
Speaker 15: Jack spit the weekend painting and bedroom, first, making sure
Speaker 15: that all the dropsheets completely covered the floor and were
Speaker 15: taped at the edges, before painting the walls and ceiling.
Speaker 11: Some paint drift in his hair. Good fun, great stuff.
Speaker 2: Jack.
Speaker 15: Petrina Jones dressed in her favorite Disney ninety and fluffy
Speaker 15: pink slippers and brought in.
Speaker 11: The wheely bin from the front of Red.
Speaker 15: Joint and then did the backyard poop a skew, but ran.
Speaker 11: Out of plastic bags.
Speaker 15: Damn that supermarket bag band Petrina, You're on fire.
Speaker 2: Which at his points out the poop wasn't from Patsy's dogs,
Speaker 2: No dog, its husband, Chris, can.
Speaker 1: You wear.
Speaker 2: That's why she had those big old bags were live
Speaker 2: to pick up that old poop. Okay, come on, then
Speaker 2: tell us about the dullestig muted over the weekend. We
Speaker 2: can turn you into a Monday Morning hero for Monday Mondays.
Speaker 2: Let's celebrate the dull admin of life every Monday nine
Speaker 2: four one four, one oh four three. What did you
Speaker 2: get done over the weekend?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I literally came back from Adelaide yesterday. I
Speaker 2: left it at lunch time Saturday and thought, you know,
Speaker 2: the kids, daddy's back. But now I came back. My
Speaker 2: wife was like, oh really sorry, but I needed to
Speaker 2: fix that. The toilet, the downstairs toilet was full and
Speaker 2: I mean blocked. You know we ever done that? Sometimes
Speaker 2: we use the public toilet and you flush it and
Speaker 2: it keeps rising up and it just stops, just stops
Speaker 2: and it's like a big old oxtail soup.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 2: That's what I came back to, and I was so
Speaker 2: we didn't I had to just deal with it, to
Speaker 2: get on with it. This is what you're gonna do,
Speaker 2: haven't you? Sometimes to life? So I have to. I
Speaker 2: literally just put my bag down. I'm like, God's sake,
Speaker 2: and my wife Sarah goes to me else it going
Speaker 2: to deal with it. So all right, Yeah, that's what's for.
Speaker 2: And it's the kids because they're girls. There might be
Speaker 2: just twelve and fourteen, but they are training women. That
Speaker 2: is how girls that come out of the womb, and
Speaker 2: they begin training womanhood immediately, and they use too much
Speaker 2: lou role and it's sort of clogged up in there
Speaker 2: like a mountain. So I'm trying to I have to
Speaker 2: put my hand in. I put my hand in. I
Speaker 2: put my hand in.
Speaker 16: Oh my gosh, trying to loosen someone up down there.
Speaker 2: And the hand is not like what it finds in there,
Speaker 2: so we don't have a plunger. And so I have
Speaker 2: to go around to Rudy, my Croatian neighbor.
Speaker 3: Knocking do with that wet hand.
Speaker 2: I've cleaned it. I've cleaned it. I've cleaned it, okay,
Speaker 2: scrub the nails and not with the other hand. And
Speaker 2: this is attired gentleman. It's a lovely, lovely, twinkly eye gentleman.
Speaker 2: And he's got a great accent. And I went around.
Speaker 2: I told him, and he said.
Speaker 4: He goes.
Speaker 2: I know, Chris, I don't have a plunger, but I
Speaker 2: have a look at my shared and I see what
Speaker 2: we have. He knocks at the door. Ten minutes later,
Speaker 2: and I'm not making a suck right o the door.
Speaker 2: He's got his leaf blower. Can't for your leaf blower
Speaker 2: in my bog trying to blow out the weekend pray
Speaker 2: the walls. You the clean up operation, you're ndous. I said, look,
Speaker 2: I appreciate your help, Rudy, but no.
Speaker 9: Not.
Speaker 2: All right. So we're talking about this because they do
Speaker 2: it Monday. Monday. This is where we celebrate every Monday,
Speaker 2: the real nitty gritty of life that you have to
Speaker 2: get done over the weekend, because yeah, hopefully done some
Speaker 2: great stuff for the weekend, but there's stilly with those
Speaker 2: things you have to do, those boring the admin of
Speaker 2: life being a grown up, that we have to get
Speaker 2: done over the weekend.
Speaker 7: And we call it Mondame Monday.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Monday Monday. So tell me about the dullest
Speaker 2: thing you did over the weekend. The best one we
Speaker 2: get during the show today, I've got a Village Cinema
Speaker 2: Gold Class voucher. So the best one we get is
Speaker 2: just audience to do is just tell us the dudest
Speaker 2: thing you did over the weekend. Nine four one four three.
Speaker 2: Some of them are going to come in so far
Speaker 2: from your calls and Facebook.
Speaker 11: Shout them from where.
Speaker 15: Toby ate some dodgy food and spent the weekend in
Speaker 15: bed with a tummy latch a washing machine. Tom from
Speaker 15: Hoppin's Crossing dug up catpoo from the cat run and
Speaker 15: put the bins out.
Speaker 11: Glenn from Baronia washed his socks.
Speaker 15: Then tumber drive them and then sorted them out.
Speaker 11: Brennan from hoppers Crossing spent.
Speaker 15: Saturday trying to learn how to fold.
Speaker 11: A fitted sheets.
Speaker 15: George from Oakley changed jees Son Snappy, faked.
Speaker 11: Him and took him for a walk in the rain.
Speaker 15: Sou from Paknem what six episodes back to back of
Speaker 15: Escape to the Country.
Speaker 11: Helen from Ballarat cleaned.
Speaker 15: The toilet four loads of what he was done and
Speaker 15: she did the grocery shopping. Congratulations everybody, you are all stars.
Speaker 2: All right, what's the nice thing he did over the weekend?
Speaker 2: Let me know.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Time now for to hear some more of your Monday
Speaker 2: mondays Mondane Monday. Every Monday, we're celebrating the admiral and
Speaker 2: the Dulla Admirin of life. The things you have to
Speaker 2: get done over the weekend, amongst all the hopefully exciting
Speaker 2: things you did over the weekend. Hopeny and enjoin the
Speaker 2: great weather on Saturday. Here's some of the best ones
Speaker 2: we've had from you so far.
Speaker 15: Howard from Belgrade did all of his taxes for his business.
Speaker 11: Howard, I am impressed.
Speaker 15: Catherine from a raven list of twenty seven books on
Speaker 15: a selling website. Catherine, that's amazing. Sean from Saint Albans
Speaker 15: and Black the toilet hadn't moved the lawns. You're just
Speaker 15: like Christian, Sean, well done. Lee from Sundry was picking
Speaker 15: out here out of the daughters.
Speaker 2: Don rash Lee, I'm proud, great word ever.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: So I went to Adelaide for first time and ended
Speaker 2: up eating an amazing restaurant an Adelaide called Goucho, and
Speaker 2: I think it's something of an institution. Then I met
Speaker 2: the owner and his wife, dy knew everyone and the
Speaker 2: reason on was to in Adelaide was a big UFC
Speaker 2: fan or a load of fights yesterday at the entertainment center.
Speaker 2: Three of the fighters who were fighting yesterday the night
Speaker 2: before were eating in this restaurant when I was there
Speaker 2: as well, and then an embarrassing count of one of them,
Speaker 2: but we'll say that for later.
Speaker 3: What happens if two UFA FI to see the person
Speaker 3: there about to fight.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I was worried about. Luckily they must
Speaker 2: someone must organize all that. Because Adelaide not a huge city.
Speaker 2: You could easily run into somebody that you're fighting twelve
Speaker 2: forteen hours time. Some of them had had a quite
Speaker 2: a bit of needle with each other at the wains
Speaker 2: as well, so but these were there were heavyweight fighters
Speaker 2: and they were all having huge great states, not drinking
Speaker 2: e booze. But obviously they've weighed in, so they want
Speaker 2: to bulk up and they need some energy anyway. I
Speaker 2: get in dused to a guy called Soda who's a
Speaker 2: big deal in Adelaide, so does the news there. But
Speaker 2: he's also on a very good breakfast show, Jody and
Speaker 2: Soda on Mix and Adelaide. And he's a lovely guy.
Speaker 2: It's really really friendly. And he introduced me to a
Speaker 2: man with nine fingers and I'm looking at the nine
Speaker 2: fingers and because I'm I don't want to be rude
Speaker 2: and go why have you got nine fingers? I don't
Speaker 2: know the story. And then the guy goes mouse as
Speaker 2: so this guy is introduced as right, I don't even
Speaker 2: know his actual name mouse. This is what you do
Speaker 2: in Australia. Mouse. I'm thinking you can't be called mister mouse.
Speaker 2: That you do have some strange names. Surely it's not
Speaker 2: a boy's name, is it mouse? He goes Mouse, Why
Speaker 2: you've only got known fingers? He goes, well, I used
Speaker 2: to play AFL and I kept getting injuries to this
Speaker 2: finger here which is no longer there. That was his
Speaker 2: air and he said that the surgeon said, you're going
Speaker 2: need to have the bones fused, but that will mean
Speaker 2: that you probably will end your playing career. And you'll
Speaker 2: know this guy's Brett backwell, some of you might remember
Speaker 2: the name. Back in early late nineties. They got nominated
Speaker 2: for the AFL Rising Star. Played for Carton in the
Speaker 2: two thousands, and he didn't want to stop playing, obviously
Speaker 2: it's his sport. So he decided that the better option
Speaker 2: rather than have this operation that would enter his career,
Speaker 2: was to have that finger, that pesky finger that kept
Speaker 2: getting injured removed as in amputated.
Speaker 3: Do you make that decision on the spot, like do
Speaker 3: you come.
Speaker 2: To change to this guy? Can I tell you something?
Speaker 2: I get the feeling. Yeah, mister mouse mouse Man does
Speaker 2: that okay? And he said, oh, it became by accident.
Speaker 2: It became this international news story about a footy player
Speaker 2: in Australia de sign and have his finger, electing to
Speaker 2: have his finger removed and playing with nine fingers. So
Speaker 2: much so that Letterman, David Letterman, heard about it. They
Speaker 2: flew him over first class. He goes on. Let him
Speaker 2: with like Sheryl Crow and those are big stars. He's
Speaker 2: just some kid, you know, He's that in his early
Speaker 2: twenties and all the other chat shows they're so competitive.
Speaker 2: If they thought he was really funny, and charming as
Speaker 2: your australiings are. He then goes and does the rounds
Speaker 2: of chat shows, and he ended up at the end
Speaker 2: of this extraordinary week he was telling me about in
Speaker 2: Billy Crystal's private box watch watching a basketball game, throwing
Speaker 2: peanuts at unsuspecting spectators with Billy Crystal. So, anyway, the
Speaker 2: thing is, this morning, I want to know that I
Speaker 2: think that if you have a missing finger, you've got
Speaker 2: a story about why it's missing, right, You've got a
Speaker 2: mouse story. Okay, by the way, someone told me later
Speaker 2: on off the few more drinks, why is called mouse?
Speaker 2: But we do not need to go into that right now. Anyway,
Speaker 2: do you have a missing finger and why? Okay, that's
Speaker 2: what one of this morning who listening has a missing
Speaker 2: finger and why is it missing?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: So I'm asking this morning the do you have a
Speaker 2: missing finger? On why he made a man in a
Speaker 2: bar in Adelaide on Saturday night. He did have a
Speaker 2: missing finger that he decided. No one said you need
Speaker 2: to have that finger moved. He just decided it'd be
Speaker 2: easier to prolong here his playing AFL career. Nickname of
Speaker 2: the mouse you might know. Some of you might remember
Speaker 2: it used to play for Carlton Brett backwell, he decided
Speaker 2: to have the finger removed if you wanted which one
Speaker 2: it was ring finger? And I said, wouldn't that though,
Speaker 2: affect how he catched the ball and handling the ball?
Speaker 2: And he said no, he thought that actually he'd be
Speaker 2: fine if he didn't have that one.
Speaker 3: And almost twenty years later, does he regret his decision
Speaker 3: or is he glad?
Speaker 2: Because he is he did this right? I went, really,
Speaker 2: I thought, I thought, you put all your fingers out
Speaker 2: to catch the ball and at speed, you know, in
Speaker 2: the cause of game. And he goes, no, look at this,
Speaker 2: and he picked up a wine ball. And I don't
Speaker 2: still don't understand what he was demonstrating to me.
Speaker 3: Hard to prove that he can grab things.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, So do you have a missing finger?
Speaker 2: And why? Nine four one oh four three? Tim? Good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning, How you going man? I'm good Tim. So
Speaker 2: you got a missing finger?
Speaker 9: Yes, I've got a missing finger on the right hand.
Speaker 9: Is my index finger?
Speaker 2: Yep? How come.
Speaker 9: I was an apprentice captain and John in the early
Speaker 9: eighties and I accidentally put my hand into a machine
Speaker 9: when I when I was doing some timber.
Speaker 2: Do you do some tinder some timber? Oh? Sorry, there
Speaker 2: was someone else right already? You lost your finger in
Speaker 2: a tinder date? Good lord? So but I thought, don't
Speaker 2: they train you too easy? Hello? What? Sorry? Don't they
Speaker 2: train you? I would think the number one rule maybe
Speaker 2: you missed that lesson is don't put your own fingers
Speaker 2: in the machine.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Mate, that's that's the thing about being an apprentice where
Speaker 9: they teach a right from wrong. And yeah, i'd learned
Speaker 9: pretty well and done the wrong and.
Speaker 3: Tim because it's your index thing, you're on your main hand.
Speaker 3: Do you find that you go and point things out,
Speaker 3: like point to somebody and say, I'll look over there,
Speaker 3: and then you're pointing with a stub.
Speaker 9: You can say that I lost the whole index finger
Speaker 9: because I was birthday and being young, they cut the
Speaker 9: stunt right out and my other fingers were damaged as well. Right,
Speaker 9: but when I go to point my work made five
Speaker 9: at me because my singers don't point straight the point
Speaker 9: like a hand corner.
Speaker 2: I'm not laughing. What's happened? Just the image if I
Speaker 2: pulled over a car and I was lost and I
Speaker 2: went so is it left or right? And you're pointing
Speaker 2: five different directions? But what do you like picking up
Speaker 2: a wine bottle? Because that's the test. Apparently all right,
Speaker 2: Jim dan com, I have a lovely weekend, the weekend
Speaker 2: already in a good week Sue, Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 11: How are you pretty good?
Speaker 2: Sue? So have you got an extra finger?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 2: Now? I don't, but you did have?
Speaker 10: I did have. I was born with eleven eleven fingers?
Speaker 2: Wow? And whereabouts was the excell little.
Speaker 10: Pinky on my pinky?
Speaker 2: You had a double pinky?
Speaker 10: I had a double pinky on my left hand side?
Speaker 2: No white? Did they have to remove it?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Because it stuck out sideway?
Speaker 3: Did they give you a choice? Or it got done
Speaker 3: when you were too young to decide?
Speaker 10: I know when I was a baby and the vines
Speaker 10: hadn't formed properly yet. So what they did was they round,
Speaker 10: They wound a piece of wire or something around it,
Speaker 10: and it fell off. That's how they I was left
Speaker 10: with like a wart thing like it's a doctor's office
Speaker 10: the hospital.
Speaker 2: Years ago. You sed dond a lot of money if
Speaker 2: you had an next sort of thing like that in
Speaker 2: the circus or stuff like that. People you know, don't
Speaker 2: see the bearded lady and the eleven fingered lady as
Speaker 2: well playing a piano. Yeah, we got to wear a bit.
Speaker 10: This is also happened if I hadn't had Barry.
Speaker 2: That's amazing, all right, Sue, thanks for giving us a call,
Speaker 2: No worry, Thank you by.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three due.
Speaker 2: Next hour one it he's going to be winning one
Speaker 2: thousand dollars worth of old school vinyl from Grevel Records
Speaker 2: in Pride and so thanks to the Twelve Days of
Speaker 2: Christmas and Chapel Street Before that, though, we've got your
Speaker 2: Monday Morning misheard lyrics, so it's a mixed back. Today.
Speaker 2: I've got the first thing we're going to do with
Speaker 2: this is a guy every week who really is the
Speaker 2: star of this feature. He listens to the podcast of
Speaker 2: this show in England and he has over three hundred
Speaker 2: of these songs of misheard lyrics on his hard drive
Speaker 2: and each week he gives us a top five. This
Speaker 2: week is the festive edition. It's a last week of
Speaker 2: the year, so he's now I should warn you down
Speaker 2: all Christmas songs, but some of the misheard lyrics are
Speaker 2: Christmas week Christmas song right, So first of all, then
Speaker 2: Monday Misheard Lyrics we go to this is the Christmas edition,
Speaker 2: This top five. After this, I've got some more the
Speaker 2: ones you've just sent in anyway, and some of them
Speaker 2: are great if you've never heard this feature. By the way,
Speaker 2: some of the Hall of Famous we've had over the
Speaker 2: last couple of weeks of doing this, The Beatles Ticket
Speaker 2: to Ride Maybe My Baby Don't Care right, great song,
Speaker 2: great lyric or is it my Baby Donkey?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Then there was the who no one knows what is like?
Speaker 11: You need to be the bad Man?
Speaker 2: What's a daughtery thinking? He's singing No one's like to
Speaker 2: be the bad man? Or is it no one knows
Speaker 2: to be the Batman?
Speaker 11: No one knows what is like to be the bad man?
Speaker 2: It's batman, I'm sorry it is. And then this was
Speaker 2: one of my new favorite ones, Celine Dion the hots
Speaker 2: I believe that the heart does go on? Or is
Speaker 2: it she's singing that the hot dogs go on? It is?
Speaker 2: It's hot dogs? You can't and hear it? It changes
Speaker 2: it all?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 2: Then the Top five Christian edition. First of all, than
Speaker 2: Eric Carmen, all by myself, I think of Christian How
Speaker 2: can John think that anything sounds like a Christmas word
Speaker 2: in this? All right? All by myself? Don't want to
Speaker 2: be all by myself anymore? Eric Carmen's classic hit. Or
Speaker 2: is it Obama's Elf? Don't want to be Obama's elf anymore,
Speaker 2: it really is. That's a great one, very very good. Okay,
Speaker 2: Let's go to Mariah Carrie. All right, so it should
Speaker 2: be I don't want a lot for Christmas? Or is
Speaker 2: it I don't want her not for Christmas? No, not
Speaker 2: that one. No, Let's go to the great David Bowie,
Speaker 2: The Secret Life of Arabia. This is going to be
Speaker 2: a new favorite. All right. So you're just hearing the
Speaker 2: Secret Life of Arabia? Or is it Brian voice of
Speaker 2: Van Bryan has already got the Secret Life of a Reindeer.
Speaker 2: The way that Bowie used to say words rainer about
Speaker 2: fifteen consents in there, But it was the case David Bowie.
Speaker 2: I'm going to that drop every single day this week.
Speaker 2: That's a great one. Handsome at Christmas coming over to
Speaker 2: Melbourne as well. One of the many shows you can
Speaker 2: go and see on the Golden Ticket Handsome at Christmas.
Speaker 13: Memories round the Christmas Tree our sweetest swans.
Speaker 2: Ever with me. Memories around the Christmas tree are the
Speaker 2: sweetest ones that remain with me? Or is it memories
Speaker 2: around the Christmas tree are the sweetest swans that will
Speaker 2: mate with me?
Speaker 13: The memories round the Christmas Tree our sweetest swams.
Speaker 2: And then we got Gata, somebody that I used to know.
Speaker 2: Huge it you could be addicted to a certain kind
Speaker 2: of sadness? Or is it you could be addicted to
Speaker 2: a certain kind of Santa's It's not quite over the
Speaker 2: line of the Hawkeye replay. That doesn't quite the v
Speaker 2: a r. That doesn't quite go over the line. That
Speaker 2: one our favorite top five?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: This one? The Secret Life?
Speaker 1: I've a reained the Christian O'Connell Breakfast show Men's Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three, which on Monday's Misheard Lyrics was done a top
Speaker 2: five the Christmas edition. Now we've got some ones that
Speaker 2: are coming from you. If you want to email me
Speaker 2: your Misheard lyrics is Christian at Gold one four three
Speaker 2: dot com dot au. This one comes from Mike Christianist
Speaker 2: and every morning to show on the way to work. However,
Speaker 2: I'm always too busy on the roads to call in,
Speaker 2: so I've emailed you a couple of Christmas ones. First
Speaker 2: one is from the Jackson five. I saw Mummy kissing
Speaker 2: Santa Claus. You get it? She didn't see me creep
Speaker 2: down the stairs to have a peep. Or is it
Speaker 2: she didn't see me creep down the stairs to have
Speaker 2: a pee? Mike. That's a great one. This is one
Speaker 2: I'm not so sure about. This is Chris Rea a
Speaker 2: classic driving home for Christmas. A free way, yep, but
Speaker 2: soon there'll be a freeway. Yeah, which our correspondent might
Speaker 2: here thinks, but soon there be a three way free way.
Speaker 2: Gives the whole thing why he's rushing over for Christmas?
Speaker 2: Isn't he a couple more then Christian? This comes from Jacqueline.
Speaker 2: My husband and I were listening to misheard lyrics a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago. He swears blind that Queen uh
Speaker 2: have listened. First of all, let's go let's play the
Speaker 2: originally Bamian Rhapsody instead of Monstrosity. He's hearing these warm
Speaker 2: sausages almost almost not quite over the line from these
Speaker 2: warm susages, And finally this comes from Luke. Luke McGuire,
Speaker 2: thank you very much for this one Green Day, one
Speaker 2: of your favorite bands, Boulevard of Broken Dreams. The line
Speaker 2: I walk alone, I walk alone sounds like I walk alone,
Speaker 2: luc It does exactly oustand. He's wearing a very nice
Speaker 2: after show. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Loose the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show Gold one four point three.
Speaker 2: Ten minutes time Now the big Bries thanks to Chapel
Speaker 2: Street twelve Days of Christmas. Today's one is a great one.
Speaker 2: One thousand dollars worth of old school vinyl. Awesome, awesome, awesome.
Speaker 2: This to me would be one of the ones I
Speaker 2: would love the most. Meaning they've actually sent them in
Speaker 2: that we could just look at and take some photos
Speaker 2: off to how to promote this today, and we were
Speaker 2: flicking through it before the show today. There's some great
Speaker 2: albums there. They've got probably good range there as well.
Speaker 2: There's a really eclectic mix as well. So that's the
Speaker 2: BRI's gone up in ten minutes time. Dan's does emailed
Speaker 2: me it's just got to work. He was listening to
Speaker 2: us to misheard lyrics and he actually thinks this Bohemia
Speaker 2: absolutely one is save him his life from this warm
Speaker 2: sausage tea. No you're not there, however, pet banata playing
Speaker 2: in the middle of all that, and he said, to
Speaker 2: hit me you the best shot actually sounds like hit
Speaker 2: me with your pet shark. Yes it does. Yes, Yes,
Speaker 2: that's on the money. Dan one out two ain't bad.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll leave it there. This week got the
Speaker 2: big prizes coming up next.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three Dan Umber eight and we start this week with
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars worth of old school vinyl from Grevel
Speaker 2: Records in brand this Christmas shot playing staying in the
Speaker 2: iconic Chapel Street tomorrow is the dumplings, a year's supply
Speaker 2: of mister not just any dumplings, the finest dumplings in town,
Speaker 2: mister Maggie's dumplings. So today it's all about the vinyl.
Speaker 2: One thousand dollars worth of vinyl is it's all the
Speaker 2: greatest records ever recorded, so many brilliant music that you
Speaker 2: can choose from in there. This is a great I'm
Speaker 2: so jealous. This is an amazing prize to win. All right, then,
Speaker 2: So before we play the little clip of how you
Speaker 2: win it this morning? Toughest job this week, chap post,
Speaker 2: because I've made him sing the countdown, you know, the
Speaker 2: twelve Days of Christmas, about all the winners we've had
Speaker 2: so far in the last seven times we've done this. Yep. Obviously,
Speaker 2: the more winners, the harder it gets for.
Speaker 3: You, and the faster we're speeding up the music just
Speaker 3: to get through it all. Yes, okay, and I still
Speaker 3: have to sing it live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the pre recorder, but there's no fun in that.
Speaker 2: You've been practicing for the last hour, three run throughs
Speaker 2: during Pats's News. You did it all in them. Okay,
Speaker 2: can you do it live? Good luck? I pray this morning.
Speaker 2: I prayed this morning. This is the one where it's like,
Speaker 2: you know, when you're running down a hill too quickly
Speaker 2: and your legs started with a bit bit and you
Speaker 2: know it's coming, but you're still right running. That's what
Speaker 2: it's like. What That's exactly what it is when Jack
Speaker 2: has to do this anyway, listen along, will he wobble
Speaker 2: bell up?
Speaker 12: It's Christen o'connlls Tall Days of Christmas.
Speaker 3: On the eighth day of Christmas, Christian gave to you
Speaker 3: some old school Vinyl, Andrew one Friday, thousand dollars, bit
Speaker 3: tab Cam in Caroline Springs, year's worth of ice cream,
Speaker 3: Rachel and Cranbourne got theater tickets. Alana from Linbrook's Goddess
Speaker 3: of Some Pizza, Penny from Corefield one Specialty Cakes, Danny
Speaker 3: Ellen Brighton sin a Aboucher, Andy from Under one Free
Speaker 3: Burgers for a whole year?
Speaker 16: Is there?
Speaker 2: Is there? It's the best one you've done.
Speaker 4: He's sounded a bit like Permit Frog.
Speaker 2: The Harbor. Is it? Caroline in Hot Springs?
Speaker 3: In Caroline Cam in Caroline Springs.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's hot all right? Then each day this week,
Speaker 2: then this is what you gotta do. Santa obviously starts
Speaker 2: his trip to come to Australia to give all the kids.
Speaker 2: He starts it really early. Not many of you know this,
Speaker 2: but he's actually loaded up the sleigh of the weekend.
Speaker 2: And you know, obviously, if you're going on a big
Speaker 2: road trip from North Part to Australia, you want to
Speaker 2: have some tunes, don't You want to have some music?
Speaker 2: So Santa's in his sleigh, he's listening to the sleigh
Speaker 2: radio and you've got to work out what song is
Speaker 2: he enjoying here? It is on day one.
Speaker 12: It's one of your bloody else has been in the
Speaker 12: slog again. I love this song all right after you
Speaker 12: get Dasha Dancer blitzing Rudolph. We've got a big night
Speaker 12: ahead of us. Bloody health. It's cold up here. See
Speaker 12: your little buggers. Keep the fire going and tell missus Claus,
Speaker 12: I'll be home as soon as I can.
Speaker 2: All right. So what was the song that Santo was enjoying? Anyone?
Speaker 2: Preset number one? Bloody else? This is a fox.
Speaker 3: Amazing that in the north Pole. We can pick up
Speaker 3: both frequencies.
Speaker 2: Well, you can pick us up in Balerattes. You can
Speaker 2: get us in Balarat, you can get us in a
Speaker 2: north pole. Give us a cold ninety four one four
Speaker 2: for free.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Alrighty, you went to sing a game yep. Twelve Days
Speaker 2: of Christmas. So many big prizes we've given you so far,
Speaker 2: or thanks to Chapel Street. If you've missed the winner
Speaker 2: so far, Jack sings them back.
Speaker 12: It's Christen O'Connell's Twelve Days of Christmas.
Speaker 3: On the eighth day, of Christmas. Christian gave to you
Speaker 3: some old school final Andrew on Friday, thousand dollar beer tab, Camming,
Speaker 3: Caroline Springs year's worth of vice cream, Rachel and Cramburon.
Speaker 11: Got bitter tickets.
Speaker 3: Alana from Lin Brooks got us have some pizza. Pen
Speaker 3: from Colfield one Specialty Cakes. Danny Llen Brighton's in number,
Speaker 3: Folcher Andy from One Free, I guess for a whole year.
Speaker 2: Actually genius, that's an incredible performance. Nails it again, all right?
Speaker 2: Then this week you're listening into Santa firing up the sleighs.
Speaker 2: He heads over here to all the good kids for
Speaker 2: Christmas presents. But what is he listening to? What song
Speaker 2: is he listening to on the in sleigh radio?
Speaker 12: It's one of your bloody else has been in the
Speaker 12: slow again. I love this song?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 12: How do you get Dasha, Dancer, Blitz and Rudolph. We've
Speaker 12: got a big night tohead of us. Oh bloody health,
Speaker 12: it's cold up here.
Speaker 11: See your little buggers.
Speaker 12: Keep the fire going and tell missus Klaus, I'll be
Speaker 12: home as soon as I can.
Speaker 2: Hate this Gods the lines shining come on him, yay iye?
Speaker 2: And what do you think the song? Is that Santos
Speaker 2: enjoyed there?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 8: I thought it was one thing, but now hearing it again,
Speaker 8: I thought it's something else. What do you want?
Speaker 2: Well, what have you got? Just need one?
Speaker 8: I reckon it's shunky Town.
Speaker 2: That's fine. I don't know why I start to do Santa.
Speaker 17: Then well done, let's turn it up.
Speaker 2: Well done, shiny one. Well that was the last minute, sweachero.
Speaker 2: What are you going to? What was the other one?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 8: I was going to say Highway to Hell because I thought,
Speaker 8: you know, it would have to be Hell to Santa.
Speaker 8: But when I was on hold and listening to it again,
Speaker 8: I thought it was Sunky Town.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe don't lay the song straight after doing the
Speaker 2: push there. It's Monday, you know, all right with this show?
Speaker 2: What a prize? Are you into? Vinyl or any of
Speaker 2: your family members? A thousand dollars worth of old school vinyl?
Speaker 8: Yeah, vinyl all round for Christmas. Everyone's getting vinyl.
Speaker 2: Good on your world and have a great Christmas. All right,
Speaker 2: thanks for playing, Thank you? All right? So thanks to
Speaker 2: Chapel Street. Another chance tomorrow morning with another song. Maybe
Speaker 2: we won't play it during the same time. This is
Speaker 2: mister Maggie's dumplings.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: I want to hear me annoy Pats. Yeah, hey, Pats,
Speaker 2: just follow when you say next chance to win at
Speaker 2: ten am, it is probably better now it's nine, say
Speaker 2: next chance to win in an hour. It feels more
Speaker 2: urgent and vital.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll change that for you.
Speaker 2: You know she's flicking me the finger.
Speaker 10: Where much?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, the boy says it all.
Speaker 3: You know what's unfair as well. We've got so much
Speaker 3: Christmas decorations in here today is lit up like Standa's
Speaker 3: workshop in Patters Newspaper's nothing. She got nothing, I say.
Speaker 2: I did say, do you want us to put some
Speaker 2: in there?
Speaker 5: And she went no, no, I wouldn't mind some.
Speaker 4: Actually if Cole could russell some art.
Speaker 2: Oh, so we have to get someone to do it
Speaker 2: for you. I actually came in early today and did
Speaker 2: this myself, did you. I was making all those candy
Speaker 2: canes and cut the things up. You know, my fingers
Speaker 2: are bleeding. I could do that a few pats, all right,
Speaker 2: So last week of the show this year, so today
Speaker 2: at work time, Waster Christmas A movie Tick a movie
Speaker 2: turn it into a Christmas one. I've got purple rain
Speaker 2: dear classic Prince movie, Purple Rain Deer. Ten things I
Speaker 2: hate about ell Euel? What is your tied log? What's that?
Speaker 2: Eule is another word for Christmas? You'll greetings.
Speaker 3: I'll take your word for.
Speaker 2: It, thank you. There's something about Mary and Joseph, Lord
Speaker 2: of the far five Golden Rings. I actually write that down,
Speaker 2: and has eight eyes in another way for you ever
Speaker 2: want to make a note of it, and all of
Speaker 2: the five Golden rings and the hills of lights.
Speaker 3: Very good.
Speaker 2: Okay, always end on the weakest one. That's my motto, Jack,
Speaker 2: What have you got for Christmas? A movie?
Speaker 3: There's something about Merry Christmas? Oh, nice police, Navy Daddy's daycare,
Speaker 3: at least Navy Daddy Daycare.
Speaker 2: We've got to start playing that song. I always listen
Speaker 2: to that. It's a great song. It's the best. When
Speaker 2: need to stop playing that tomorrow?
Speaker 3: Hello, Chris, Christmas Eve it to Beaver?
Speaker 2: What Christmas.
Speaker 3: You leave it to Beaver?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh, I know what the reference was. I just
Speaker 2: didn't get the stink before it it leap beaver it
Speaker 2: with leave.
Speaker 3: Christmas Eve it to Beaver? And dude where's my slow
Speaker 3: nice good ending?
Speaker 2: All right? What have you got? Then? Christmas a movie?
Speaker 2: Oh four seven five three, one oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: It's a Brian Adams song.
Speaker 4: Pats by the way, Yes, I know from the Robin Wood.
Speaker 2: She's a fan. Now fifteen minutes past nine? When was
Speaker 2: that nine showing five shows of Quisses hanging in the
Speaker 2: wind by the way, I think you've gone to tour
Speaker 2: it Perats. He came in Friday, right, and she doesn't
Speaker 2: think you now where she was having to go at me,
Speaker 2: being aggressive, Yeah, threatening me, you know times she threatened
Speaker 2: to hit me anyway somewhere. I said, now, do you
Speaker 2: know what, maybe all cheer you up a little piece offering?
Speaker 2: How about I play you a song? Did you want
Speaker 2: to play your Brian Adams song? What would it be?
Speaker 2: And she went, oh god, what is that one?
Speaker 3: I like this? This is favorite?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just one excuse me one? All right? Then
Speaker 2: today's at work time waste to jacuiny to mark Christmas
Speaker 2: a movie, take a movie, turn into Christmas one, Silence
Speaker 2: of the Hams.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 2: Gold Lizzie well done. The Christmas Star is Born silver.
Speaker 2: Angela deserves more smart and funny Reindeers on a planet
Speaker 2: You got it? Well Yeah, well done, Shingler's list he's
Speaker 2: playing catch up is Monday, clear and Clear and Christmas
Speaker 2: Present Danger Silver plus. That's smart. Simmon done, Mistletoe impossible,
Speaker 2: cruise miss An impossible, Cloudy with a chance of bull balls.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite.
Speaker 16: Gold plus, be well done, dude, where's my sleigh? That's fine,
Speaker 16: Bronze John well done, a few good Snowmen gold, Amanda
Speaker 16: and Rosebud well done, Ocean Twelve Days of Christmas in
Speaker 16: gold plus, Santa Lua, The Cuckoo's Nest Silver world done,
Speaker 16: Joe Silent Night at the Museum Silver plus.
Speaker 2: Very smart. Uh, we need to talk about Jesus. Gold
Speaker 2: well done, Herbie, great name as well, dude, where's my pudding?
Speaker 2: Not as good as Sleigh? Silver minus, Rebel without a
Speaker 2: Santa Claus sivil plus. Thanks everyone.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: On last week, we finally told you it. Bungalow of
Speaker 2: mash to get their album out. The Bungalow, the winning
Speaker 2: band of one last tream. This is a band that
Speaker 2: hadn't played together, but we did a competition asking you
Speaker 2: to reunite your old bands. They used to be together
Speaker 2: in the nineties. They're reunited for a competition, like loads
Speaker 2: of bands did to open up one electric day in
Speaker 2: front of thousands of people. Opening up Jimmy answer the Angels.
Speaker 2: We love the song Smile. You keep talking about how
Speaker 2: much you love the song as well. This is it.
Speaker 2: This is live on the main stage. So you can
Speaker 2: own this now and the album that's from and it's
Speaker 2: a good album as well. There's some good tracks on there.
Speaker 2: It's up on iTunes. It started to chart. You got
Speaker 2: it into the top ten of the Alternative charts on
Speaker 2: Friday's Breakfast show How's It Done? Over the weekend?
Speaker 3: Well peaked at number six, so congratulating to the Bungalow Boys.
Speaker 3: Peaked at number six.
Speaker 2: You downloaded it.
Speaker 3: I've got it, I've got it, and I've got it.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I don't have it.
Speaker 2: Sorry, understanding a bit stinky?
Speaker 3: Then I should I should know because I noticed now
Speaker 3: you can also stream it on Spotify.
Speaker 2: As bad as Trump, So you are I think there's true.
Speaker 2: And then there's Jack Post now who goes around town
Speaker 2: and he owns the Bungalow albums to press chicks.
Speaker 3: Sorry no, I did stream it on Spotify over.
Speaker 2: Great So they don't get any money.
Speaker 3: I think they get a car.
Speaker 2: Ah right, Napster, you're killing Bungalow.
Speaker 3: I'm buying it right now, stinking fla.
Speaker 5: What about their kids, Jack, Yeah, the Christmas and their
Speaker 5: future kids.
Speaker 2: I believe that children can fly.
Speaker 3: And going on the iTunes store right now purchasing the album.
Speaker 2: That is shocking. Did you know it was doing during
Speaker 2: that song? Going? Oh it's it slipped out the charts
Speaker 2: of the weekend.
Speaker 4: Any wonder you haven't bought it?
Speaker 2: Download and you downloaded it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Absolute, Chris has as well as your loves it.
Speaker 2: Thank you for that. Okay, well it's a harbor lending
Speaker 2: to a link. It's Gold one I four point three
Speaker 2: the man to blame Jack.
Speaker 1: Post, the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: What are you guys up to after the show today?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? I'll be downloading. No, I don't
Speaker 2: bother with that download them album?
Speaker 4: Yes, number one priority.
Speaker 2: Jack Huggy's up next. Hopefully with the Golden Song as well.
Speaker 2: For the Golden Ticket. Title of today's show is Obama's Elf.
Speaker 2: We are back tomorrow morning. One of you lucky people
Speaker 2: wins the year's supply of dumplings thanks to Chapel Street.
Speaker 2: Have a great day, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold one oh four
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