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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini.

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Speaker 2: Spat mccffee out this morning, Will, I heard some audio

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Speaker 2: on a podcast that is called Life Uncut, Life Cut,

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Speaker 2: that is with Laura Brn and Brittany Hockley.

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Speaker 3: Do you know who those two are?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 5: I know Laura Byrne. I know Laura Burn. She was

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Speaker 5: and Little Women, wasn't she.

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Speaker 2: No, that's that's Laura Dern, a famous, very famous actress.

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Speaker 3: Actually, you're actually pretty good.

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Speaker 6: It is Laura Brn trading it off her name. Like,

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Speaker 6: if I was Laura Derne, I'd be suing this woman

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Speaker 6: for copyright because that's sufficiently misleading and deceptive to be

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Speaker 6: trading off her brand.

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Speaker 3: No, I think Laura br Brne.

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Speaker 2: I'd be like, yeah, it's her real name, and she's

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Speaker 2: not an actress. She's Maddie j She's Mattie Jay's wife.

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Speaker 5: Oh, Maddie Jay for The Bachelor.

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Speaker 3: Yea, Laura Burn.

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Speaker 5: They were in love early.

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Speaker 6: Absolutely watched that season of the Bachelor. Did you really

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Speaker 6: had a date? Had acht date and then went painting together?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Gorgeous, gorgeous. They're a very happy story. They got two

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Speaker 3: or three kids now.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, she's had a podcast called Life un Cut with

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Speaker 2: their friend Brittany Hockley. And this is a story that

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Speaker 2: Laura Burne told on her podcast today.

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Speaker 1: Okay, babe, can you pick up the soap? And as

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Speaker 1: they picked up the soap, he pissed on my head.

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Speaker 1: I was so a far too far. Surprisingly, we're not

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Speaker 1: together anymore. We didn't see it' I on a lot

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Speaker 1: of things. You saw a urine to I ill.

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Speaker 3: From Brittany Hockley.

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Speaker 5: Who's Brittany Hockley?

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Speaker 3: She I think she was. She's on the Bachelor, Bacheloretti.

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Speaker 5: What do you mean on the shows she dated?

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Speaker 7: She was?

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Speaker 3: I haven't dated it. She she was on.

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Speaker 5: To Have Escape, then Bachelor in the Islands.

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Speaker 3: She was sorry, and Alisa was close.

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Speaker 5: Bachelor in Paradise Islands.

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Speaker 2: On the Islands, I was pretty close anyway. What are

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Speaker 2: your thoughts? She's Laura Burns talked about getting weaed on

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Speaker 2: on her head, which I think is way too far.

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Speaker 2: Do you ever find it funny and be honest with me,

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Speaker 2: when you're in the shower with your partner, do you

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Speaker 2: do the old we on the leg trick?

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Speaker 3: Ah?

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Speaker 5: No, I don't.

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Speaker 6: I've never done No, I've never really I think urinating

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Speaker 6: on someone you know, generally speaking, you should ask them whether.

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Speaker 3: You can do that first.

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Speaker 5: I mean, if they're into it, to go for it.

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about the scenario. I know blogs that find

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Speaker 3: this funny.

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Speaker 2: Theyah, their girlfriends are closing their eyes, washing their hair,

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Speaker 2: and it goes both ways.

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Speaker 3: By the way, I've heard of girls doing it to

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Speaker 3: guys as well.

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Speaker 7: Well.

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Speaker 6: Luckily for me, I haven't got that moment where I

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Speaker 6: close my eyes and washed my hair so she she

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Speaker 6: can't catch me off guard.

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Speaker 8: I do.

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Speaker 2: I'm vulnerable, but luckily mim doesn't piss on my leg.

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Speaker 2: But honest think little PSA to blokes out there, I

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Speaker 2: don't think it's ever funny when you piss on the.

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Speaker 6: Girls They're not Yeah, yeah, No, I think you're going

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Speaker 6: to piss on something in their consent.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, All right now I've covered that onto the

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Speaker 2: fund very recently. Will you made a prank call to

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Speaker 2: a fan shop, yeah, asking if they had a fan

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Speaker 2: called only fans.

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Speaker 4: I've had her mentioned a few Timerooms only fans, which

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Speaker 4: he will cross only fans.

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Speaker 3: Very awkward.

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Speaker 6: I was going on behalf of Arthur asking to see

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Speaker 6: if he could get his daughter only fans his granddaughter

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Speaker 6: only fans.

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Speaker 3: Hilarious, And it was just the most awkward phone call she.

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Speaker 5: Had to tell me she had.

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Speaker 6: She had to tell an eight year old man that

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Speaker 6: his granddaughter wanted to get into porn.

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Speaker 2: Now, I want to play in this exact area again.

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Speaker 2: Up next, I just figure that because golden showers. Effectively,

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Speaker 2: this is what's happen to Laura Burn, it's a golden

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Speaker 2: shower because they're in the news. Right up next, I've

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Speaker 2: got the number of a bathroom and shower.

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Speaker 3: Store, Perfect, and I want you to call them as

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Speaker 3: Arthur and ask if they have a golden shower.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Perfect, Are you up for it?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely perfect? Easy showers.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was going to go, hey, maybe he's.

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Speaker 4: Been giving golden showers or he's been getting.

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Speaker 3: Him that's a bit sick.

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Speaker 2: Maybe say you've got a new partner who is requesting

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Speaker 2: a golden shower.

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Speaker 4: And then.

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Speaker 2: I hope what happens next is a guy very awkwardly

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Speaker 2: has to explain that a golden shower is someone taking

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Speaker 2: away on you.

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Speaker 6: Awesome.

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Speaker 2: Right up next, here is a grab from a podcast

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Speaker 2: I was listening to.

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Speaker 3: It's called Excuse Me, Excuse Me Life on cut with.

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Speaker 5: Laura Burn there's not Laura dern No.

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Speaker 3: And Brittany Hockley. He wasn't of this.

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Speaker 1: Okay, babe, can you pick up the soap? And as

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Speaker 1: I picked up the soap, he missed on my head.

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Speaker 1: I was so a too far. Surprisingly, we're not together anymore.

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Speaker 1: We didn't see I'd eye on a lot of things.

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Speaker 1: You saw a urine too.

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Speaker 3: I ill pretty messed up.

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Speaker 2: It's a golden shower effectively. Now that's gross. We've talked

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Speaker 2: about it before the song. Don't deal it, guys. If

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Speaker 2: you are someone who weeds on your partner's leg, it's

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Speaker 2: not funny.

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Speaker 3: Unless she wants it exactly right, exactly right.

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Speaker 2: I want you to make a phone call right now

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Speaker 2: as your old character Arthur to a bathroom store effectively

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Speaker 2: asking for a golden shower.

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Speaker 5: No, but like I'm actually I'm asking for a physical

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Speaker 5: golden shower.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well that's what Arthur thinks.

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Speaker 5: That's what he thinks.

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Speaker 2: But I think there's going to be a great moment

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Speaker 2: where the person in the show room has to say

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Speaker 2: to an eighty year old man, no, no, no, no, this

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Speaker 2: is what a golden.

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Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, here, how about them direct.

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Speaker 4: Yes, what was your name there, sir? I didn't quite

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Speaker 4: catch that. Jay, Good afternoon, j J. The blue Jay

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Speaker 4: was one of my favorite birds.

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Speaker 7: Oh right, okay, anyway, what can I help? Yes?

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, back to business. But I'm on a mission today.

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Speaker 4: I want a bit of a mission.

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Speaker 3: I have a new squeeze.

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Speaker 4: If you like, We're feel like we're probably doing a

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Speaker 4: bit more metrimonial poker than we used to. And she

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Speaker 4: told me that she's got an issue with my shower head,

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Speaker 4: so I was wonning if you could just feel me?

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Speaker 7: Is that sure? What sort of shower hairs you look?

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Speaker 7: You as well?

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Speaker 4: I really quite like my shower head at the moment.

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Speaker 4: But the big issue is the color of the shower

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Speaker 4: That's that's what I'm coming up against.

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Speaker 7: She wants all existing shower head again.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well to me, it looks more like a green

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Speaker 4: but yeah, no, that's right. But I'm also color blind

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Speaker 4: and blind in one eye, so sometimes I don't even

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Speaker 4: know who the shower head is. Tend to put my

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Speaker 4: head under one of the taps until she tells me

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Speaker 4: that that's not the shower head. Excuse me, So so

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Speaker 4: it's excuse me. Sorry, Jay, Let's have a quick sip

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Speaker 4: before if I may. It's so, it's currently green, could

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Speaker 4: be an orange. I think they're similar. But she said

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Speaker 4: that she wants a golden shower, and I'm just essentially

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Speaker 4: bringing up to try and sort that out for her,

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Speaker 4: because we.

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Speaker 7: Do have a brush gold available if you like.

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Speaker 4: You've got a golden show there, yep, perfect, all right,

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Speaker 4: won't take it? Beautiful?

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Speaker 7: Sure? What's your mobile number? Please?

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Speaker 4: You can get me on zero for ZERU for oh

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Speaker 4: do you wish? Sorry, man, I enough trouble. Remember my

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Speaker 4: own name and my left hand. Let me know my

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Speaker 4: phone number. I'll tell you what I can. Just just

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Speaker 4: give me two seconds.

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Speaker 2: Hello Ja, Yes, hey, Jad, it's a good time to

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Speaker 2: mention mate that that actually wasn't arthuric on you.

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Speaker 3: That was Will from a radio show.

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Speaker 7: Wow, yeah, I thought Sorr, Yeah, I thought I had

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Speaker 7: a special feeling here.

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Speaker 5: Do you gold golden shower?

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Speaker 7: Is Jay golden show? Well gold color?

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Speaker 5: No, but a golden shower. Do you know what a

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Speaker 5: golden shower is?

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Speaker 7: What is golden shower?

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Speaker 6: By the way, Oh you don't know?

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Speaker 7: Oh right, hilarious brush gold color shower head or something.

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Speaker 6: No, Jay, golden golden shower is when somebody asks you

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Speaker 6: to urinate on them.

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Speaker 8: Wow, Jesus, that's why, that's why we were so impressed,

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Speaker 8: J when you were playing such a straight back to

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Speaker 8: the question.

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Speaker 7: By the way, Yeah, oh J.

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Speaker 3: We just saw we just saw your name.

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Speaker 2: We just needed the number of someone who does showers, yes,

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Speaker 2: to see how they'd react to that. And can I

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Speaker 2: just say, Jay, you were a professional through the entire thing.

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Speaker 5: Amazingly professional. Yeah, amazingly professional and very patient as well.

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Speaker 7: That's all right, Jay?

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Speaker 5: What's the shop called that you work at?

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Speaker 7: Bathroom Direct?

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Speaker 5: Bathroom Direct? Where are you? Where abouts are you?

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Speaker 3: And Clayton?

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Nice? So it's bathroom Direct. Go and see Jay at.

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Speaker 6: Oakley South, correct, and just don't ask him for a golden.

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Speaker 5: Shower or you can.

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Speaker 3: He does have golden he's got it.

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Speaker 5: He's he he's got lots of them. Hear more of

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Speaker 5: the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to