WEBVTT - BACH UNCUT - The Kinky Captain gets his Queen 

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<v Speaker 1>What what are you thinking?

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<v Speaker 2>Just relaxing.

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<v Speaker 1>Relax, Maddie J. Don't relax that much.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Oh my god. How have you? How

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<v Speaker 2>have you got a number one fucking podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, guys, and a'll welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>To Laugh un Cut. My name is Maddy J. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm joined by my half drunk fiance.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good to be here, guys. But you know what's

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<v Speaker 1>even better than being here on the podcast sitting across

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<v Speaker 1>from you, Maddy J.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's being a winner. And that's what's better. Being a

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<v Speaker 1>winner feels really, really good. Don't don't call me a

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<v Speaker 1>bad winner and say I'm rubbing it in you deserve.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you were the kind of person who would

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<v Speaker 2>get like an A plus on their exam and then

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<v Speaker 2>just rub it in everyone's face so you'd win a

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<v Speaker 2>race at athletics, and then for the next week or

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<v Speaker 2>two you'd just be gloating NonStop.

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<v Speaker 1>You truly lost me at the A plus part. That

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<v Speaker 1>would imply that I had to have been academic at school.

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<v Speaker 1>So no, I'm making up for it now by being

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<v Speaker 1>the oracle of the Bachelor everybody. Matt told me that

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't allowed to say it at the beginning, he said,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell you about hollyween race.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah ruined it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I guess what Holdog wins, Guys, Holly did win.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think it's just the fact that you got

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<v Speaker 2>really lucky. Okay, you just happen to fluke at one time.

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<v Speaker 2>Every other season prior to this, you've always got it wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>So so one occasion, Laura Burn, you are correct. Cheers

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<v Speaker 2>to you, ching.

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<v Speaker 1>Last year or lucky season. I did really think it

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<v Speaker 1>was going to be Bella who was going to win.

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<v Speaker 1>And to be fair, I think also Lockie had no

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<v Speaker 1>idea who was going to pick either.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Laura Burn, your sonne zing.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so we have we have two episodes to

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<v Speaker 1>recap tonight. It's kind of weird recapping the end of

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<v Speaker 1>it like it's finished. It's all over.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Look, it's upsetting. It's been a really fun ride

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<v Speaker 2>up until now. But you know, unfortunately all good things

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<v Speaker 2>must come to an end. And anyone out there who

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<v Speaker 2>may be a little bit upset, I say to you, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>don't be upset it's over. Just be happy that it's happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Write that one down. Yeah, that's welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>That quote is direct from Maddy j He is truly,

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<v Speaker 1>truly a wealth of wisdom everybody. But before we get

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<v Speaker 1>into recapping the last two episodes, you know what, we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to talk about all of it, the highs the lows.

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<v Speaker 1>But before we do that, we're going to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>our own personal highs and lows for a moment, because

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<v Speaker 1>our kids are driving us crazy. Matthew, how are you feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, it's not been a good day. It's been a

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<v Speaker 2>very frustrating day. We had this toy that Marley just

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<v Speaker 2>became obsessed with, and it wasn't really a toy. It

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<v Speaker 2>was it was a pencil case. It was a smiggle

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<v Speaker 2>Is it a smiggle pencil case?

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<v Speaker 1>You're making it sound weirder than what it was. It

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<v Speaker 1>was okay, it was a baby. It was her baby.

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<v Speaker 1>If you guys fall following me me on Instagram, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a photo of her with her little puffer jacket on

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<v Speaker 1>and she used to wear it down her jacket so

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<v Speaker 1>she would carry her baby around in the same way

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<v Speaker 1>that I would carry Lolo around. So cute, and it

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<v Speaker 1>had a little face and it was like wearing like

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<v Speaker 1>a pink little hoodie and it was furry, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was like her comforter that she would carry everywhere, but it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was also a pencil case.

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<v Speaker 1>So she lost that and it's been it's been a

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<v Speaker 1>real problem in the household because she doesn't sleep without it,

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't leave the house without it, she doesn't get

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<v Speaker 1>to daycare without it. And it turns out that that

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<v Speaker 1>goddamn pencil case is now a collector's item, like.

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<v Speaker 2>A hundred bucks online. Now it's ridiculous. And every time

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<v Speaker 2>she goes to bed and as I'm walking out the door,

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<v Speaker 2>she'll go, Daddy, I stop, and I turn around and say, yes, Marley,

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<v Speaker 2>there's baby, And I have to say to her, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh baby, that's right. Yeah, let me just have a

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<v Speaker 2>quick look. I'll be back in a second. And I

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<v Speaker 2>have to run out the door and close it and

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<v Speaker 2>hope that she doesn't wake back up.

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<v Speaker 1>And baby's coming by Amazon, and it's cost mummy and

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<v Speaker 1>dadding an arm and a leg. So anyway, if you

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<v Speaker 1>want a baby, you can just buy them online. They

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<v Speaker 1>cost one hundred bucks. Fine. I hate it when you

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<v Speaker 1>don't last time make a joke. You do that on

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<v Speaker 1>purpose to try to wig me out. But you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the winner, so you're never gonna wag me out,

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew Johnson. With that out of the way, how about

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<v Speaker 1>we recap the episodes that have just happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, let's do it for one last.

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<v Speaker 1>Time, bringing on Home Baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is the I think this is the first

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<v Speaker 2>time that the last three remaining women organize the dates

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<v Speaker 2>because I think back to my season, sorry sorry, our season,

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<v Speaker 2>and I organized the date that was our second last date.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that right?

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<v Speaker 1>We went paragliding. Is that what it was like?

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<v Speaker 2>Parag Yeah, gliding. We jumped off a cliff, but we

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<v Speaker 2>were strapped to men. We were each strapped to a

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<v Speaker 2>separate man. And so as I looked over, I just

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<v Speaker 2>saw Laura and the fetal position strapped to another man,

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<v Speaker 2>which is awkwardly quite nice arousing, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>get used to this.

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<v Speaker 1>That's weird for starters. I was not in the fetal position.

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<v Speaker 1>I was loving it.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like they've changed it a little bit with

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<v Speaker 2>the women organizer dates. So for these three dates, it's

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<v Speaker 2>all about the women revealing a bit more of themselves

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<v Speaker 2>to Jimmy.

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<v Speaker 1>So we kick off these single dates with Holly, my

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<v Speaker 1>number one girl, gets the number one date. Oh, who

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<v Speaker 1>would have thought it. And here she is driving a

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<v Speaker 1>great big boat. Look, it's not a great big boat.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a medium size, pretty like affordable boat. But

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<v Speaker 1>here she is rocking up and ready.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to sound really cynical here. Do you think

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<v Speaker 2>she was actually driving the boat? I mean, she looked

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<v Speaker 2>like she was doing a good job of just spinning

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<v Speaker 2>the wheel. But I think I think there was someone downstairs,

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<v Speaker 2>because it was a double decker boat. She was upstairs.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't how she was driving it.

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew Johnson, do you think that there was editing behind

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<v Speaker 1>such things? Yeah, smoke and mirrors and a bit of.

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<v Speaker 2>Production, I'm afraid.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Laura Burn, are you telling me that things that

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<v Speaker 1>happen on reality TV are not always real?

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what I'm saying, Holly, you want to find

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<v Speaker 2>out where you actually driving that boat or nut.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that's the most important part of

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<v Speaker 1>the day. But anyway, Holly rocks up in a great

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<v Speaker 1>big old boat, and there she is ready to take

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<v Speaker 1>her Jimmy for a little ride. And it's good to

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<v Speaker 1>be reminded that they have such a great banter between

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<v Speaker 1>the two of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm liking the yellow thank you, liking the green ah,

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<v Speaker 2>there's nothing quite like admiring what the other person is

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<v Speaker 2>wearing and then announcing it for everyone to hear.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you've got to verbalize these things. Unfortunately, with the Bachelor,

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<v Speaker 1>when you're all miked up, the internal thoughts have to

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<v Speaker 1>be external words. And that's the one thing that you

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<v Speaker 1>get prompted about all the time. It's like, if you

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<v Speaker 1>think you love him, you must tell him. If you

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<v Speaker 1>think you like this about him, tell him. So you're

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<v Speaker 1>constantly saying words that really should just be thought, like

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<v Speaker 1>I need to fart right now. Okay that Joe, Tim

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<v Speaker 1>anyway back to.

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<v Speaker 2>It, Laura, I like your white shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, and wearing crooks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, people do love the crocs. Hey. I always find

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<v Speaker 2>it really interesting when I'm looking at the body language

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<v Speaker 2>of two people on the show. I find it interesting

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<v Speaker 2>to see who goes in for the kiss first. And

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<v Speaker 2>when Jimmy meets Holly, he's always the one leaning in

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<v Speaker 2>for the kiss, and on the other days it's always

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<v Speaker 2>the girls leaning into kiss him first.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of the big telltale signs to be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>And I want to say this to everyone so that

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<v Speaker 1>if there ever is another Bachelor season after this, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to see it with Brooke when it comes

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<v Speaker 1>to hometowns and when it comes to the last single date,

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<v Speaker 1>which is obviously what we're on now. How they greet

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<v Speaker 1>each other is such a massive telltale sign as to

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<v Speaker 1>who it's going to be. So if the bachelor or

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<v Speaker 1>the bachelorette looks so stove to see that person, you

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like that, that is such a big indicator.

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<v Speaker 1>Whereas I feel like with Jay and with Brookie wants

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<v Speaker 1>a cookie, they kind of like, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know it properly, say it properly, Kie ones a cookie.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it was more the girls leaning into

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy than what it was the other way around.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally. Now, this date with Holly, this is actually quite

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<v Speaker 2>a serious one because if we remember from our hometowns,

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<v Speaker 2>she kind of choked up real bad on the step

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<v Speaker 2>of her apartments when she was meant to say like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I love you so much, and she

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't because it was all getting too much for her.

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<v Speaker 2>So now it's a really important opportunity for Holly to

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<v Speaker 2>open up, and open up she does. So these dates

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<v Speaker 2>are really serious. Obviously, they right at the pointy end

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<v Speaker 2>of things, and they had to talk about, Hey, is

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<v Speaker 2>this going to work outside of the show, What is

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<v Speaker 2>the feasibility of this relationship working in real life? The

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<v Speaker 2>fact that Jimmy's a pilot. It sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>It sucks, and it has posed quite a few issues

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<v Speaker 1>for quite a few of the girls. However, for Holly,

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<v Speaker 1>she seems to she seems to be okay with it.

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<v Speaker 1>The fact that he's going to be an absent boyfriend

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine point nine percent of the time. It feels

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<v Speaker 1>really easy picturing a family with Jimmy and life after this.

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<v Speaker 2>Look when you're single, I guess it would be quite

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<v Speaker 2>easy to imagine a life with your partner never ever

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<v Speaker 2>being around or even in the same country.

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy makes dating him sounds so shit. Like every episode

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, So, I'm a pilot and I'm never gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be here ever. I want you to know that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to abandon you several days of a week, at

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<v Speaker 1>least five days, and when we're together it'll be quality time,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know you'll be majorityly raising our children on

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<v Speaker 1>your own.

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<v Speaker 2>I will never make you orgasm.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever, and I'll probably never send you a good morning text.

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<v Speaker 1>Look as cute as they are, and at this part

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<v Speaker 1>of the date, look, I love Holly, I love Jimmy.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that they're going to be beautiful together and

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<v Speaker 1>have beautiful, batchy babies. But at this part of the date,

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking, dear God, Jimmy, You're truly not selling

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<v Speaker 1>this for me. Holly's just opened up about like her

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<v Speaker 1>relationship with her dad, or her relationship with her parents,

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<v Speaker 1>being divorced, feeling abandoned.

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<v Speaker 2>I fly planes, so I'll never be here. So even

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<v Speaker 2>though I'm never going to be home, when I am

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<v Speaker 2>home for that one minute of the week, it will

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<v Speaker 2>be very very good.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not going to be on TikTok is what he's saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Matt jabbing the guts right there from Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>And then of course, just to really round out the date,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, to finish it off, just an ode to

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<v Speaker 1>the last day that they had, they go for a

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<v Speaker 1>swim in some freezing foltic water.

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<v Speaker 2>Once again, why is he trying to give holy hypothermia?

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<v Speaker 1>She's only thought out from the date. She's like, do

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<v Speaker 1>I have to get back in Jimmy's like, get back

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<v Speaker 1>in the water. I'll do anything for love.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, when you go on a date and they

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<v Speaker 2>tell you what you need to bring in terms of wardrobe,

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<v Speaker 2>so you know, if you're going to be in the water,

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<v Speaker 2>you will get a note from production to say, hey, Laura,

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<v Speaker 2>bring your kini bottoms on this date.

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<v Speaker 1>Holly was like, I did not want to pack my

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<v Speaker 1>bikini bottoms. I'm never going swimming with Jimmy again.

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<v Speaker 2>Please.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she's got PTSD after going swimming in the swamp

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<v Speaker 1>from a few weeks back.

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<v Speaker 2>My favorite part of this date was after they went

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<v Speaker 2>for the swim, they'd gotten changed and now on the

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<v Speaker 2>roof of this boat is this beautiful little setup with

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<v Speaker 2>wine and cheese and champagne, and Holly says this beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh look at this, Holly. You've just told us fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>minutes prior that you organized this date, and now you're

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<v Speaker 1>surprised by how beautiful it looks. Stick to the script, Holly, continuity,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, look, this is their time to sit down

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<v Speaker 1>and have some intimacy, and Holy really lets her guard down.

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<v Speaker 1>Holly like goes from being the girl that's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>crying at hometowns, hunched in the corner doing a pool

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<v Speaker 1>in her doorway to being the one to drop the

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<v Speaker 1>l bomb first.

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<v Speaker 2>She's laying it on thick and fast now. But do

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<v Speaker 2>you think I wasn't quite sure if she said I'm

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<v Speaker 2>falling in love with you or four in love with you.

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<v Speaker 1>We could have pressed for rewind and listened to it

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<v Speaker 1>again if you weren't sure. But I'm pretty sure she

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<v Speaker 1>said I've fallen in love with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, let's play it and you at home can try

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<v Speaker 2>and figure out what she said. I have fallen in

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<v Speaker 2>love with you.

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<v Speaker 1>The big thing I want to unpack with you here,

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<v Speaker 1>Matt and people I mean, like the lovely listeners may

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<v Speaker 1>not be aware of this, but let's bring you into

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<v Speaker 1>the warm embrace of the bachelor world. There is a

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<v Speaker 1>big difference between the words. Like in normal life, if

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<v Speaker 1>you said I've fallen in love with you, I'm falling

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<v Speaker 1>in love with you, like blah blah blah blah, they're

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<v Speaker 1>all kind of similar vein of things. In bachelor world,

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<v Speaker 1>they mean significantly different things. If you say I have

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<v Speaker 1>fallen in love with you, that's the same as saying

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<v Speaker 1>I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you reckon? That's the same as someone saying I

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<v Speaker 2>might be in love with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you reckon? Anyonome would ever say I might be

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<v Speaker 1>in love with you fifty to fifty.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I've said that before. Hey, who ex girlfriend? Sorry

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<v Speaker 2>about that? Rachel?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh did you really?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not? What's wrong with you? I'm better than that.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a bachelor, I'm a dream.

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<v Speaker 1>You did tell me that you love me first, and

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<v Speaker 1>I will always be happy that I won?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeap?

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<v Speaker 2>When did I? Oh? That shrugs? I said at the finale? Sorry? Sorry, sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Normally at this point you say I'm falling for you,

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<v Speaker 2>as in like, hey, it's like it's coming because you

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<v Speaker 2>need to leave, you need to leave a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of something special for the end, for the finale. But

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<v Speaker 2>now that she said falling in love with you, it's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>where do you go from here? Like now they have

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<v Speaker 2>to have sex to make it seem like they are

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<v Speaker 2>progressing somewhat more.

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<v Speaker 1>I would that they don't have sex on The Bachelor,

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<v Speaker 1>just on our screen so that we can see the

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<v Speaker 1>next step in their relationship. Really, Jimmy and Holly, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're listening to this, please can you start an only

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<v Speaker 1>fan so that Matt knows what happens next in your relationship? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Where do they go for the finale?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we want to know if you've consummated it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure they have.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll ask them tomorrow when we interview them.

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<v Speaker 2>But Jimmy responds in such a beautiful and articulate manner,

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to see a part of you, and

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<v Speaker 2>I've loved every second of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Today it sucks, and you would have experienced this in

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<v Speaker 1>Georgia Love season. Remember when you did that season and

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<v Speaker 1>you were on national TV and proclaimed your love for

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<v Speaker 1>someone prior to it being me. You didn't tell her

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<v Speaker 1>you loved her.

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<v Speaker 2>I never told her.

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<v Speaker 1>You never said I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't remember what I said, but no, no, no, I

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<v Speaker 2>never said, never said the old word.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say I'm falling in love?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I said I might perhaps could envision myself

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<v Speaker 2>being in a position where I may love a part

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<v Speaker 2>of you. I think your face just can't remember exactly

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<v Speaker 2>what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>There is nothing worse than being on the Bachelor and

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<v Speaker 1>being at that point in the show where you sit

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<v Speaker 1>there and you tell, like when I told you how

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<v Speaker 1>I felt about you, and I said, I think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>falling in love with you?

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you say think? Why don't you just just

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<v Speaker 2>say like, hey, I'm mate, I'm into this, I'm all in.

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<v Speaker 2>You were like tiptoeing around. You were like, oh, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I'm not. I think perhaps it's like, come on,

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<v Speaker 2>just deliver it straight.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a little bit of self respect at the

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<v Speaker 1>time and reservation.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it would be ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>You were still dating other women. So I said to you,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm falling in love with you. And I

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<v Speaker 1>remember saying it, and you couldn't say anything back at all,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was so demoralized, like dehumanizing. I was like, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>glad we covered that one off.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I was like more wine.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, let's make out now, because this is

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<v Speaker 1>fucking awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually a good point. When there's nothing else to

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<v Speaker 2>be said, the easiest thing to do is just start kissing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I now kind of think as well, sometimes when

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<v Speaker 1>people are like so when you watch The Bachelor and

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<v Speaker 1>they're just kissing all the time, sometimes they think maybe

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<v Speaker 1>they're not actually that into each other. Maybe they just

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<v Speaker 1>have nothing to say to each other and they're using

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<v Speaker 1>kissing as like a prop to kind of feel the

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<v Speaker 1>space totally.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what do you mean that never happens? Ever,

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<v Speaker 2>It's so random. Not on my season.

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<v Speaker 1>Wrapping up on Holy State and then we dive headfirst

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<v Speaker 1>into Ja And you know what, it's a good thing

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<v Speaker 1>that Jay rocked up at the exact same pontoon that

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<v Speaker 1>Holly and Jimmy just said goodbye to each other at.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the fact that Jay is wearing Act of Where,

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<v Speaker 2>just to really show Jimmy that she is going to

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<v Speaker 2>slip into life in the Eastern suburbs so effortlessly.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they're going to go for a little walk

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<v Speaker 1>along the bond Ay to Bronte Coastal Walk.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I was thinking more along the lines of doing

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<v Speaker 2>cocaine and rivisis.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that that's where they hitded, but they

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<v Speaker 1>do have the world's most boring date.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you can't really do much in a kayak, can you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's quite limiting.

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<v Speaker 1>You certainly can't do cocaine on a kayak, can you.

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<v Speaker 1>Mat Well, I was hopeful that one time. Look I

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<v Speaker 1>was twenty two.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me live it, don't you think? It's just like

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<v Speaker 2>a real fuck you to Jay. The fact that the

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<v Speaker 2>last date was in a beautiful boat, and then we

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<v Speaker 2>cut to Jay's date and all they can afford it

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<v Speaker 2>just two measly little kayaks.

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<v Speaker 1>But isn't Joe the one organizing the dates now? So

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it Jay that just didn't put the effort in.

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<v Speaker 1>Collie's there and she's like, I got a boat, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a big ass piece of salmon. Let's cook this up.

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<v Speaker 1>And Jay's like, hey, I got the kayaks ready. Or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe it was production who said, sorry, we just

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<v Speaker 1>blew the budget on Holly.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon it was the fact that Jay was too

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<v Speaker 2>lazy to organize anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what a perfect date is. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to take him back to the business luge and we're

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<v Speaker 1>just going to play another game of chess. It's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Look the kayak date it was pretty boring. Jimmy was

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<v Speaker 1>obviously there was some things, some rumors that he needed

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<v Speaker 1>to clear up.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, Jimmy trying to solve rumors with Jay on a

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<v Speaker 2>date that's never happened before.

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<v Speaker 1>Whilst this was happening, were you just like, Jay's going

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<v Speaker 1>home tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been thinking that since like three weeks ago. I've

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<v Speaker 2>known that Jay is going to go home. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, come on, mate, just pull the trigger. The

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<v Speaker 2>gun is aimed clearly at her head. It's game over.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do think that Jimmy obviously really really dug Jay,

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<v Speaker 1>like there was obviously something there for quite a long

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<v Speaker 1>time where he was like, I just want to get

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<v Speaker 1>through this next, like, surely this can't be true. Surely

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<v Speaker 1>this can't be true.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally I agree, and I think it was the fifty

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<v Speaker 2>third rumor that he was like, enough is enough.

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<v Speaker 1>You fool me once, Jay, you fool me once. Well, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think that this Kayaking date could get any

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<v Speaker 1>more boring. But then Jay took him to see the

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney Symphony Orchestras. Apparently, jam this is the Sydney sam

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<v Speaker 1>Phinny Orchestra. This is Jimmy, Yeah, and they're going to

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<v Speaker 1>play a piece called Salu de more. I love press

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<v Speaker 1>school music. It kind of catches people off guard when

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<v Speaker 1>I let them know, so I think Jimmy will be

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<v Speaker 1>really surprised by this.

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<v Speaker 2>It was as if she told Jimmy, We're going to

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<v Speaker 2>watch this paint dry and that is going to be

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<v Speaker 2>our date. Jimmy did not give a crap.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, this is like really a part of

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<v Speaker 1>me and I want to share with you something that

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<v Speaker 1>I really love. And you could just see Jimmy like

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<v Speaker 1>the boy from the Northern Beaches who used to go

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<v Speaker 1>out like fishing with his friends. The glaze over his

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<v Speaker 1>eyes and he was like, oh, yes, the Sydney Orchestra,

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<v Speaker 1>this is exactly what I want to do with my

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday nights.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, to be fair, probably knows half of them because

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<v Speaker 2>they're friends with his parents.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know what, the real crux of this date,

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<v Speaker 1>the real takeo message, was that there was another rumor

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<v Speaker 1>to debunk and unfortunately your Jay Chessco, the one that

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<v Speaker 1>you've been rooting for since day dot, once upon a

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<v Speaker 1>time dated somebody in the public eye. As though that's

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<v Speaker 1>like really sorted in like a terrible offense. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>possibly go on The Bachelor if you've once upon a

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<v Speaker 1>time dated someone who was in the public eye.

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<v Speaker 2>No, don't you think in Jimmy's defense, don't you think

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<v Speaker 2>that if you've got a track record of being attracted

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<v Speaker 2>to people who are in the public eye and now

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<v Speaker 2>you're on a show like The Bachelor, it kind of

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<v Speaker 2>starts to give a bit of it an indication that

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<v Speaker 2>your objective is to just be someone who's famous, a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a clout chaser.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we do go on to find that the person

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<v Speaker 1>who Jay dated was actually the Bachelor in New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know what, guys, if you haven't listened to

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<v Speaker 1>the interview that we did with Jay which came out yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>we asked her the hard questions. We got to the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom of it, and Jay actually dated this guy when

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<v Speaker 1>he was twenty six years old, and now she's like,

0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:53.120
<v Speaker 1>what in her thirties. It was six years ago and

0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:55.800
<v Speaker 1>he has only just become the Bachelor now. But the

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<v Speaker 1>way that the editing and it all kind of came together,

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<v Speaker 1>it was so obvious that there was such a big

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<v Speaker 1>chunk of that story that was missing, and it made

0:20:02.680 --> 0:20:05.320
<v Speaker 1>it seem like she literally just jumped from like the

0:20:05.359 --> 0:20:07.639
<v Speaker 1>New Zealand Bachelor straight into the Australian one and was like,

0:20:07.640 --> 0:20:11.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna snag myself. Is it snag myself or bag myself?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna bag myself a bachelor snag bag.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that both. I wasn't gonna say anything. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, snag right up, baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop smelling your croc. Matt just took his shoe off

0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:28.120
<v Speaker 1>halfway through and started smelling his sweaty croc. I'm glad

0:20:28.160 --> 0:20:29.480
<v Speaker 1>that you're enjoying this so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, do your croc sweat You've got like the inner padding,

0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:36.000
<v Speaker 2>so you're minded like the pure plastic ones.

0:20:36.200 --> 0:20:39.120
<v Speaker 1>Mine of the fleece lined crocs. They're a little bit sweaty,

0:20:39.320 --> 0:20:41.760
<v Speaker 1>but they're also particularly warm and insulated.

0:20:42.160 --> 0:20:46.320
<v Speaker 2>Mina just quite plasticky and sweaty and stinky. Anyway, where were.

0:20:46.160 --> 0:20:48.440
<v Speaker 1>We We're talking about Jay and how she likes to

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<v Speaker 1>bag herself or snag herself a bachelor.

0:20:50.960 --> 0:20:54.760
<v Speaker 2>Look, okay, Jay is innocent in this rumor once again.

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<v Speaker 2>But the thing that I found really interesting is that

0:20:58.480 --> 0:21:02.040
<v Speaker 2>she didn't really give my like she really needed to

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<v Speaker 2>open up and be like, hey, Jimmy May I think

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<v Speaker 2>you're incredible. You're the matter of my dreams. I can

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<v Speaker 2>see myself falling in love with you. She didn't really

0:21:10.720 --> 0:21:13.240
<v Speaker 2>give much. She was like, I like your shoes.

0:21:13.720 --> 0:21:15.639
<v Speaker 1>No, I mean, to be fair, she did open up

0:21:15.640 --> 0:21:17.600
<v Speaker 1>a little bit. She did tell Jimmy that she could

0:21:17.600 --> 0:21:20.240
<v Speaker 1>see how well and perfectly he would fit into her life.

0:21:20.640 --> 0:21:23.960
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you're fit in really well with how

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<v Speaker 1>I like to live my life and the things that

0:21:26.040 --> 0:21:28.680
<v Speaker 1>I enjoy, you know, because I like to date bachelor's

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<v Speaker 1>and all.

0:21:29.119 --> 0:21:31.280
<v Speaker 2>Then in there I was like, mate, just send her

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<v Speaker 2>home right now. Don't even bring it to a rose ceremony.

0:21:33.920 --> 0:21:35.760
<v Speaker 2>There's no point, although.

0:21:35.400 --> 0:21:37.359
<v Speaker 1>You do kind of think, and I guess I've been

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<v Speaker 1>feeling this the whole way along. Well, I mean, at

0:21:39.680 --> 0:21:43.760
<v Speaker 1>least since Brooke came back. You can tell how extremely

0:21:43.920 --> 0:21:47.560
<v Speaker 1>emotionally invested Brook is, right, and like Holly as well,

0:21:47.600 --> 0:21:49.719
<v Speaker 1>the two girls that have gone through to number one

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<v Speaker 1>and number two are intensely emotionally invested. I didn't feel

0:21:54.760 --> 0:21:57.960
<v Speaker 1>like Jay was that intensely emotionally invested, not at all.

0:21:58.280 --> 0:21:58.720
<v Speaker 2>Nah.

0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:00.960
<v Speaker 1>I kind of think if Jimmy was one hundred percent

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<v Speaker 1>either way Brook or Holly, if he knew what he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to pick, he should have taken Jay to number

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<v Speaker 1>two was like a buffer because I don't think she

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<v Speaker 1>would have been as heartbroken as Brook or Holly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I just think at this point I could

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<v Speaker 2>just tell that he had the ick. I think the

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<v Speaker 2>relationship with Jay had totally run its course.

0:22:18.119 --> 0:22:20.560
<v Speaker 1>And also, to be fair, he would not have wanted

0:22:20.640 --> 0:22:24.320
<v Speaker 1>Jay to win, and come second he was like, fuck you,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get rid of you at number three. And so

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<v Speaker 1>that is a wrap on Jay's day. Let's get on

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<v Speaker 1>down to Brookie Walkie town. Oh, Brookie.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a very cute little date for her. I

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<v Speaker 2>was trying to figure out how they're going to make

0:22:37.680 --> 0:22:41.280
<v Speaker 2>it work with puppy, tying it back to her personality.

0:22:41.280 --> 0:22:43.800
<v Speaker 2>But it was like, because she's an occupational therapist, which

0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:46.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't really understand exactly what that does, but apparently

0:22:47.080 --> 0:22:50.320
<v Speaker 2>it's to allow people to get back into the workforce.

0:22:51.040 --> 0:22:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I did not get that. That was a very

0:22:53.960 --> 0:22:56.159
<v Speaker 1>tenuous stretch of a link. The whole time I was

0:22:56.200 --> 0:22:58.640
<v Speaker 1>watching that, I was like, Okay, this data is supposed

0:22:58.640 --> 0:23:00.760
<v Speaker 1>to be about them, like share a little bit about

0:23:00.760 --> 0:23:03.760
<v Speaker 1>their personality, and here we are with Brookie and a

0:23:03.760 --> 0:23:06.520
<v Speaker 1>puppy and then her talking about her tingling overies.

0:23:06.880 --> 0:23:08.560
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, it's not as if Jimmy's going to play

0:23:08.560 --> 0:23:11.320
<v Speaker 2>with a puppy. Then go, hang on a second. I

0:23:11.600 --> 0:23:13.680
<v Speaker 2>do love brook and I would.

0:23:13.640 --> 0:23:17.520
<v Speaker 1>Like to have her babies very very soon. The more

0:23:17.560 --> 0:23:23.800
<v Speaker 1>I hold Regan, the more I'm like, oh god, Jimmy

0:23:24.000 --> 0:23:28.720
<v Speaker 1>is so good at this and it's really sexy.

0:23:30.119 --> 0:23:32.560
<v Speaker 2>I would totally have a baby with them.

0:23:33.840 --> 0:23:38.240
<v Speaker 1>I feel so uncomfortable and like my heart hurts now

0:23:38.280 --> 0:23:40.320
<v Speaker 1>that we all know what happens, We all know what

0:23:40.400 --> 0:23:43.360
<v Speaker 1>happens to Brookie Wookie to be able to like talk

0:23:43.400 --> 0:23:46.280
<v Speaker 1>about this date now just oh, it fills me with

0:23:46.359 --> 0:23:50.000
<v Speaker 1>so much uncomfortable anxiety. She's going to get a heart smashed.

0:23:50.119 --> 0:23:53.679
<v Speaker 2>She is into Jimmy hook Line and Sinker, and.

0:23:53.560 --> 0:23:56.200
<v Speaker 1>She makes it very clear that in her own head,

0:23:56.240 --> 0:23:57.800
<v Speaker 1>it's going to be her at the finish line. Like

0:23:57.840 --> 0:24:00.280
<v Speaker 1>she keeps saying to him, you know that she feels

0:24:00.280 --> 0:24:02.320
<v Speaker 1>like she's in a relationship with him, that she feels

0:24:02.359 --> 0:24:04.919
<v Speaker 1>like he's her boyfriend already. And I feel like that

0:24:05.080 --> 0:24:06.880
<v Speaker 1>at this point in time, when there's still two other

0:24:06.920 --> 0:24:10.359
<v Speaker 1>girls in the race, that's a really big steak to

0:24:10.520 --> 0:24:14.560
<v Speaker 1>claim your man at that's not the same that shouldn't

0:24:14.560 --> 0:24:15.600
<v Speaker 1>surprise anywhere.

0:24:16.640 --> 0:24:19.879
<v Speaker 2>Brookie Wookie really wants to sex it up, so she

0:24:19.960 --> 0:24:21.560
<v Speaker 2>brings him to a spa.

0:24:21.680 --> 0:24:24.280
<v Speaker 1>The only thing that makes me feel more uncomfortable than

0:24:24.359 --> 0:24:26.600
<v Speaker 1>knowing that it's not brook and her wanting to share

0:24:26.640 --> 0:24:29.360
<v Speaker 1>her undying love for him is Brooke talking about how

0:24:29.359 --> 0:24:31.680
<v Speaker 1>she wants to get sexy for Jimmy. That also makes

0:24:31.680 --> 0:24:34.119
<v Speaker 1>me really uncomfortable. Feels like a little like it feels

0:24:34.119 --> 0:24:35.960
<v Speaker 1>like a little child being like I'm going to show

0:24:36.000 --> 0:24:38.800
<v Speaker 1>him my sexy side that was like, oh, Brookie, just stop.

0:24:38.880 --> 0:24:41.760
<v Speaker 1>You're an angel, You're a virtuine ah.

0:24:41.880 --> 0:24:43.560
<v Speaker 2>It was too much for me, you know, I felt

0:24:43.600 --> 0:24:46.120
<v Speaker 2>sorry for Holly. You know, this whole time, She's had

0:24:46.160 --> 0:24:48.880
<v Speaker 2>so many dates where she's had to swim in a swamp.

0:24:49.080 --> 0:24:50.680
<v Speaker 2>On the last day, she had to swim in the ocean,

0:24:50.680 --> 0:24:54.120
<v Speaker 2>which is about two degrees and now Brookie gets an

0:24:54.160 --> 0:24:56.800
<v Speaker 2>indoor spa with a heated water. I mean, the girls

0:24:56.840 --> 0:24:57.399
<v Speaker 2>live in large.

0:24:57.560 --> 0:25:01.159
<v Speaker 1>Could you imagine the conversations they're having now, Like, Okay,

0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:04.120
<v Speaker 1>why'd you take you to that swamp? Jimmy, you all

0:25:04.200 --> 0:25:06.520
<v Speaker 1>up there in the hot sawna rubbing yourself all over

0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:08.280
<v Speaker 1>brooking anyway, I wouldn't want to be a fly on

0:25:08.320 --> 0:25:11.320
<v Speaker 1>that wall. But to be honest, look, it was another

0:25:11.400 --> 0:25:14.000
<v Speaker 1>pretty non eventful date. I felt like this episode was

0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:17.440
<v Speaker 1>not my favorite episode. It was a bit non exciting,

0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:18.600
<v Speaker 1>a bit non eventful.

0:25:18.760 --> 0:25:20.639
<v Speaker 2>It was my favorite of the entire season.

0:25:20.880 --> 0:25:21.880
<v Speaker 1>Why was that, Maddie Jay?

0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:23.919
<v Speaker 2>It was? It was just it had it all. It

0:25:23.960 --> 0:25:28.960
<v Speaker 2>had spas, It had boats, kayaks, puppy dogs, and orchestras, and.

0:25:28.960 --> 0:25:31.440
<v Speaker 1>It also had Brooks gy rating on Jimmy and a spa.

0:25:31.520 --> 0:25:32.760
<v Speaker 2>And that's what I live for.

0:25:33.280 --> 0:25:35.760
<v Speaker 1>I think it is important to note that, like production

0:25:35.960 --> 0:25:38.720
<v Speaker 1>really went hard on trying to make us think that

0:25:38.760 --> 0:25:40.639
<v Speaker 1>this is going to be Brookie at the end. Like

0:25:40.720 --> 0:25:44.639
<v Speaker 1>that was a very steamy little spa date. Wait didn't

0:25:44.680 --> 0:25:46.560
<v Speaker 1>you get the spa date with Georgia Love?

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:50.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but on that spa date it was a little

0:25:50.040 --> 0:25:54.119
<v Speaker 2>bit different because we were shooting it like out way

0:25:54.200 --> 0:25:56.760
<v Speaker 2>west in Sydney. We were like like kind of towards

0:25:56.800 --> 0:26:00.280
<v Speaker 2>Blue mountains and somebody in the art departs and he

0:26:00.320 --> 0:26:03.240
<v Speaker 2>looks after all the props forgot to turn the spa on.

0:26:04.040 --> 0:26:07.840
<v Speaker 2>So it was the coldest water I have ever been.

0:26:07.920 --> 0:26:10.040
<v Speaker 2>And they were like, all right, guys, we're ready to

0:26:10.080 --> 0:26:12.280
<v Speaker 2>jump into the spa. So we hopped in there and

0:26:12.359 --> 0:26:14.679
<v Speaker 2>it was like freezing, like it took your breath away,

0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:17.720
<v Speaker 2>and it was so cold to the point where you

0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:20.439
<v Speaker 2>could barely get any words out at all. And they

0:26:20.480 --> 0:26:22.639
<v Speaker 2>were like, hey, you know, we're so sorry. We just

0:26:22.720 --> 0:26:24.959
<v Speaker 2>need five minutes in the waters and we can call

0:26:25.000 --> 0:26:27.199
<v Speaker 2>it quits and you guys can hop out. So we

0:26:27.200 --> 0:26:30.640
<v Speaker 2>were in there shivering, could barely get a word out,

0:26:30.680 --> 0:26:32.760
<v Speaker 2>And if you watch it back, it makes me look

0:26:32.800 --> 0:26:35.320
<v Speaker 2>more nervous than cold, which I guess kind of worked.

0:26:35.680 --> 0:26:38.439
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, freaking art department, new assholes.

0:26:38.720 --> 0:26:41.720
<v Speaker 1>I am sitting here with my jaw on the table

0:26:41.800 --> 0:26:44.560
<v Speaker 1>listening to this guy. So Matt's obviously talking about the

0:26:44.600 --> 0:26:46.840
<v Speaker 1>spa date that he had with Georgia Love, not with me.

0:26:47.200 --> 0:26:49.320
<v Speaker 1>I didn't have a spa date with him. I had

0:26:49.440 --> 0:26:52.560
<v Speaker 1>no idea that that was the case. I just thought that, like,

0:26:52.680 --> 0:26:55.879
<v Speaker 1>you were so nervous and like jittery with nerves. I

0:26:55.880 --> 0:26:59.480
<v Speaker 1>didn't realize that you were fucking freezing. That changes things

0:26:59.520 --> 0:26:59.720
<v Speaker 1>for me.

0:27:00.040 --> 0:27:02.919
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I hate till both of us we hate it

0:27:02.960 --> 0:27:06.240
<v Speaker 2>every second. It was honestly some of the coldest ward

0:27:06.280 --> 0:27:08.760
<v Speaker 2>I've ever been in because we're shooting it like in

0:27:08.800 --> 0:27:11.800
<v Speaker 2>the middle of winter out near that Blue mountains, and

0:27:11.880 --> 0:27:13.919
<v Speaker 2>it was about ten o'clock at night. It was just

0:27:13.960 --> 0:27:15.280
<v Speaker 2>an absolute nightmare.

0:27:15.440 --> 0:27:18.639
<v Speaker 1>That is the most miserable intimacy scene I've ever heard of.

0:27:18.880 --> 0:27:20.440
<v Speaker 1>And that was when you were supposed to tell her

0:27:20.440 --> 0:27:21.119
<v Speaker 1>that you loved her.

0:27:21.400 --> 0:27:27.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, and I love a spa.

0:27:28.000 --> 0:27:30.000
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't love a spar I was like, Oh.

0:27:29.880 --> 0:27:32.040
<v Speaker 2>Great, this is gonna be fun. We've got champagne, we've

0:27:32.080 --> 0:27:34.240
<v Speaker 2>got some chocolate. Let's do it. And then I hopped

0:27:34.280 --> 0:27:36.200
<v Speaker 2>in there and it was like jumping in the water

0:27:36.240 --> 0:27:36.960
<v Speaker 2>with Titanic.

0:27:37.200 --> 0:27:40.119
<v Speaker 1>I my god, even But also, do you know what

0:27:40.160 --> 0:27:42.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm realizing now? This is my revelation. The spa is

0:27:42.960 --> 0:27:46.080
<v Speaker 1>a number two thing. Bella also got the spa. Bella

0:27:46.160 --> 0:27:48.680
<v Speaker 1>got the spa, Brook got the Spa. Maddie j got

0:27:48.680 --> 0:27:51.160
<v Speaker 1>the Spa, the Spa of death. You took a lise

0:27:51.200 --> 0:27:55.399
<v Speaker 1>in a spa too, Holy shit, nobody ever wants to

0:27:55.440 --> 0:27:56.840
<v Speaker 1>go in a spa. You're on the back of a

0:27:56.840 --> 0:28:00.800
<v Speaker 1>boat with a lise in a spa, right, yes, yes,

0:28:00.920 --> 0:28:02.960
<v Speaker 1>it's the death of the Spa. Hey, some living in

0:28:02.960 --> 0:28:06.280
<v Speaker 1>the past. Let's focus on the future. Let's focus on

0:28:06.280 --> 0:28:08.480
<v Speaker 1>the row ceremony. All right, Well, Jay goes home. Look,

0:28:08.480 --> 0:28:10.600
<v Speaker 1>it's no surprise to anyone. She was on her way out,

0:28:10.680 --> 0:28:16.320
<v Speaker 1>has been for weeks. Finally, Jimmy King, all right, she

0:28:16.400 --> 0:28:17.440
<v Speaker 1>didn't seem that sad.

0:28:17.440 --> 0:28:17.680
<v Speaker 2>Bye.

0:28:17.720 --> 0:28:20.360
<v Speaker 1>I think she seemed shocked. I think Jay was very

0:28:20.400 --> 0:28:22.479
<v Speaker 1>surprised that she went home in that moment, but she

0:28:22.480 --> 0:28:24.000
<v Speaker 1>didn't seem overly sad.

0:28:24.280 --> 0:28:26.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I wasn't really expecting her to be that

0:28:26.440 --> 0:28:29.840
<v Speaker 2>sad because she never really opened up that much like

0:28:29.880 --> 0:28:31.800
<v Speaker 2>she was never in love with the guy. You know.

0:28:31.960 --> 0:28:33.919
<v Speaker 2>She was always like, yeah, things are going alright, and

0:28:33.920 --> 0:28:36.560
<v Speaker 2>he seems pretty cool. But if she was like, hey,

0:28:36.600 --> 0:28:39.120
<v Speaker 2>this guy is really the man of my dreams, then

0:28:39.160 --> 0:28:42.360
<v Speaker 2>I would have felt so sorry for her. But now

0:28:42.400 --> 0:28:44.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm just annoyed that she cost me the wind.

0:28:44.520 --> 0:28:46.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the fifty bucks and the good old sleep in

0:28:46.840 --> 0:28:47.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get now.

0:28:47.760 --> 0:28:50.880
<v Speaker 2>Hey, let's talk about finale. Laura Byrne. Can you believe

0:28:50.920 --> 0:28:53.520
<v Speaker 2>we have made it to the finale? What a long,

0:28:53.720 --> 0:28:55.440
<v Speaker 2>tenuous journey it's been to get here.

0:28:55.760 --> 0:28:58.160
<v Speaker 1>We made it. It is ten thirty at night. Guys,

0:28:58.400 --> 0:29:02.920
<v Speaker 1>We've crawled inself closer and closer to bringing you the

0:29:03.080 --> 0:29:05.720
<v Speaker 1>final episode of About Chunkut and then you never have

0:29:05.800 --> 0:29:08.000
<v Speaker 1>to hear from her skin real we are.

0:29:08.280 --> 0:29:11.960
<v Speaker 2>We're surrounded by empty bottles of wine. There's takeaway containers

0:29:12.000 --> 0:29:12.280
<v Speaker 2>on the.

0:29:12.240 --> 0:29:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Table, condoms everywhere.

0:29:15.760 --> 0:29:17.440
<v Speaker 2>I wish.

0:29:18.120 --> 0:29:21.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh, do you know what? I'm a fucking emotional wreck

0:29:21.200 --> 0:29:22.200
<v Speaker 1>after that episode.

0:29:22.440 --> 0:29:24.520
<v Speaker 2>Rookie Wookie didn't get a cookie.

0:29:27.160 --> 0:29:31.520
<v Speaker 1>You can't say that. I am actually feeling some PTSD

0:29:31.640 --> 0:29:32.440
<v Speaker 1>after that episode.

0:29:32.680 --> 0:29:37.560
<v Speaker 2>It was a brutal finale, absolutely gut wrenching.

0:29:37.720 --> 0:29:40.719
<v Speaker 1>And if you didn't know Matt deals with his trauma

0:29:40.760 --> 0:29:42.120
<v Speaker 1>by making jokes about it.

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:44.920
<v Speaker 2>I can only make a joke about it because I've

0:29:44.920 --> 0:29:45.840
<v Speaker 2>been there before.

0:29:46.480 --> 0:29:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I've been runner up.

0:29:48.680 --> 0:29:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I know what it feels like and it sucks. But

0:29:52.240 --> 0:29:54.400
<v Speaker 2>if you don't laugh, you cry. Look, filming was a

0:29:54.440 --> 0:29:57.240
<v Speaker 2>little while ago, so hopefully she's doing a lot better

0:29:57.320 --> 0:29:59.040
<v Speaker 2>than what we saw tonight.

0:29:59.520 --> 0:30:03.240
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, let's get into talking about the family, because you

0:30:03.280 --> 0:30:06.360
<v Speaker 1>know what, Jimmy brought his mom, his dad, his sister,

0:30:06.600 --> 0:30:07.320
<v Speaker 1>and his cousin.

0:30:07.440 --> 0:30:09.560
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's the thing that I find really weird. Normally,

0:30:09.640 --> 0:30:12.840
<v Speaker 2>the finale is saved for your immediate family, so like, yeah,

0:30:13.080 --> 0:30:15.800
<v Speaker 2>your mom or your brothers and sisters. He brought his cousin.

0:30:15.880 --> 0:30:17.960
<v Speaker 2>His cousin's just like, hey, where are you guys going,

0:30:18.320 --> 0:30:20.360
<v Speaker 2>Alice Springs? Fuck, yeah, I'm coming too.

0:30:20.880 --> 0:30:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay. I didn't think that this was that weird. I

0:30:22.840 --> 0:30:24.440
<v Speaker 1>actually thought it was like pretty normal.

0:30:24.520 --> 0:30:27.400
<v Speaker 2>And then the more say anything, you just sat there

0:30:27.640 --> 0:30:30.479
<v Speaker 2>and ate the cheese and the sandwiches on the table.

0:30:30.640 --> 0:30:33.320
<v Speaker 1>The more we talked about it, Matt was like, you

0:30:33.440 --> 0:30:35.400
<v Speaker 1>aren't even close with your cousins, Like, do you know

0:30:35.440 --> 0:30:38.200
<v Speaker 1>anyone who would bring their cousin to the Bachelor Finale,

0:30:38.600 --> 0:30:41.040
<v Speaker 1>like and now they think about it, No, I don't.

0:30:41.120 --> 0:30:44.280
<v Speaker 2>It is weird. Jimmy weird never been done before, but

0:30:44.280 --> 0:30:46.320
<v Speaker 2>he was probably like, what are you doing here, Chantell.

0:30:47.280 --> 0:30:51.080
<v Speaker 1>She's like, Eh, she's got like a handful of cumb sandwiches.

0:30:50.720 --> 0:30:54.200
<v Speaker 2>On Family are delicious.

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:56.880
<v Speaker 1>They were a bit critical of the girls, but we're

0:30:56.880 --> 0:30:59.200
<v Speaker 1>going to get into that. First off the ranks, we

0:30:59.280 --> 0:31:02.640
<v Speaker 1>have Rookie Wookie, who didn't get a cookie Paul. Brookie

0:31:02.680 --> 0:31:04.520
<v Speaker 1>has just said that, you know, she finds it really

0:31:04.520 --> 0:31:07.560
<v Speaker 1>hard meeting new partner's parents because she's had a really

0:31:07.640 --> 0:31:09.959
<v Speaker 1>difficult relationship in the past with her ex and her

0:31:09.960 --> 0:31:12.240
<v Speaker 1>ex's parents, and you know, she feels like maybe she's

0:31:12.280 --> 0:31:15.400
<v Speaker 1>going to overcompensate. And she walks in to meet Jimmy's

0:31:15.440 --> 0:31:18.920
<v Speaker 1>parents and like she doesn't disappoint, she certainly certainly does.

0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:22.080
<v Speaker 1>Brook walks in there looking like she's just done six

0:31:22.200 --> 0:31:24.720
<v Speaker 1>espresso Martiniz, which is exactly what she looked like on

0:31:24.800 --> 0:31:26.000
<v Speaker 1>her last single date.

0:31:26.280 --> 0:31:27.320
<v Speaker 2>Starbucks, Thank you.

0:31:28.160 --> 0:31:30.200
<v Speaker 1>This episode is brought to you also by Starbucks. Her

0:31:30.200 --> 0:31:32.080
<v Speaker 1>poor fucking eyes were just popping out of her head.

0:31:32.120 --> 0:31:34.120
<v Speaker 1>She was like, and it's so good to meet you.

0:31:34.960 --> 0:31:36.680
<v Speaker 2>Well to be fair, She did answer some of the

0:31:36.760 --> 0:31:39.680
<v Speaker 2>questions okay, like, for example, what do you struggle with

0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:41.280
<v Speaker 2>the most, and she said, you know, with the other

0:31:41.320 --> 0:31:45.360
<v Speaker 2>girls and being jealous. Great answer, very good point. However,

0:31:45.440 --> 0:31:47.560
<v Speaker 2>she did start to go into details about when she

0:31:47.680 --> 0:31:51.160
<v Speaker 2>was trying to deflower their son and she was in

0:31:51.200 --> 0:31:53.800
<v Speaker 2>the spa with him on the last day. Very unnecessary.

0:31:54.080 --> 0:31:57.120
<v Speaker 1>Imagine like going and meeting a someone's family for the

0:31:57.160 --> 0:32:00.120
<v Speaker 1>first time, like taking your new partner to meet your

0:32:00.160 --> 0:32:02.880
<v Speaker 1>mom and your new partner says, yeah, I just wanted

0:32:02.920 --> 0:32:06.040
<v Speaker 1>to get really sexy on our last date. I would

0:32:06.040 --> 0:32:08.280
<v Speaker 1>be like, please stop speaking now.

0:32:08.600 --> 0:32:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Ye how are things with How are things with my son? Great?

0:32:11.200 --> 0:32:13.000
<v Speaker 2>I gave him a hand job yesterday.

0:32:15.000 --> 0:32:16.560
<v Speaker 1>I showed him my sexy side.

0:32:17.240 --> 0:32:19.560
<v Speaker 2>Well that's fantastic. You guys look really happy together.

0:32:20.120 --> 0:32:22.520
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what, Jimmy's dad was pretty approving of it.

0:32:22.560 --> 0:32:24.640
<v Speaker 1>To be fair, though Brook walked in she hadn't said

0:32:24.680 --> 0:32:27.360
<v Speaker 1>one thing, and Jimmy's dad was like, you are beautiful.

0:32:27.480 --> 0:32:30.560
<v Speaker 1>I am sold. He didn't even really speak to Brook

0:32:30.560 --> 0:32:33.440
<v Speaker 1>from what we saw. Jimmy's mom did, on the other hand,

0:32:33.440 --> 0:32:35.160
<v Speaker 1>and Jimmy's mom was like, I don't know if this

0:32:35.240 --> 0:32:37.080
<v Speaker 1>is a good match, and Jimmy's dad was like, nope,

0:32:37.400 --> 0:32:40.240
<v Speaker 1>she's perfect. You will never speak poor of my Brookie walking.

0:32:40.400 --> 0:32:41.480
<v Speaker 1>She looks amazing.

0:32:41.640 --> 0:32:43.840
<v Speaker 2>But I did feel sorry for brook when she got

0:32:43.880 --> 0:32:45.560
<v Speaker 2>taken away for the one on one chat with her

0:32:45.600 --> 0:32:50.000
<v Speaker 2>mum and they went to this like rusted old shed

0:32:50.280 --> 0:32:52.320
<v Speaker 2>that they were sitting down on. It was like such

0:32:52.320 --> 0:32:56.120
<v Speaker 2>a weird interrogation spot. And that's when things really started

0:32:56.120 --> 0:32:58.760
<v Speaker 2>to unravel. You know, she was just digging her own grave,

0:32:58.920 --> 0:33:03.040
<v Speaker 2>saying like, I'm really clingy, I'm actually quite needy, I'm

0:33:03.160 --> 0:33:06.080
<v Speaker 2>very spiritual, and then she started crying.

0:33:06.320 --> 0:33:08.960
<v Speaker 1>It's nothing quite like saying that you're spiritual and then

0:33:09.000 --> 0:33:11.480
<v Speaker 1>bursting out and tears to really win over a parent.

0:33:13.120 --> 0:33:15.520
<v Speaker 1>I cried when I met your mom in Thailand.

0:33:15.640 --> 0:33:18.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you didn't say that you were clingy and needy.

0:33:19.120 --> 0:33:21.000
<v Speaker 2>I didn't, and then say you're very spiritual.

0:33:21.120 --> 0:33:24.320
<v Speaker 1>I said, I was falling in love with you. I

0:33:24.360 --> 0:33:26.720
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm falling in love with your son, and

0:33:26.760 --> 0:33:29.640
<v Speaker 1>then I cried, which also just made me look clingy

0:33:29.640 --> 0:33:32.200
<v Speaker 1>and needy and spiritual without actually saying those words to

0:33:32.240 --> 0:33:32.520
<v Speaker 1>your mum.

0:33:32.600 --> 0:33:34.440
<v Speaker 2>Mom came back and was like tutting on about that.

0:33:34.480 --> 0:33:35.640
<v Speaker 2>Laura Burn girl.

0:33:36.400 --> 0:33:38.040
<v Speaker 1>That's all right, your mum loves me now. I won

0:33:38.120 --> 0:33:38.960
<v Speaker 1>her over in time.

0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:45.000
<v Speaker 2>But the but Jimmy's mum she does not approve of Brook.

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:47.000
<v Speaker 1>She doesn't and she does go back and she says

0:33:47.040 --> 0:33:50.080
<v Speaker 1>that she can see some flags, some red flags in

0:33:50.120 --> 0:33:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jimmy's relationship that she thinks will be a

0:33:52.200 --> 0:33:55.040
<v Speaker 1>problem down the track. One thing I do want to say, though,

0:33:55.240 --> 0:33:57.760
<v Speaker 1>is like it's very easy for us to sit here

0:33:57.800 --> 0:33:59.920
<v Speaker 1>and poke fun at that meeting of like Brook me

0:34:00.000 --> 0:34:02.360
<v Speaker 1>eating Jimmy's parents for the first times, and how intense

0:34:02.400 --> 0:34:05.480
<v Speaker 1>she came across, and how like all in and yes,

0:34:05.560 --> 0:34:07.280
<v Speaker 1>she said some things that I think, you know, maybe

0:34:07.320 --> 0:34:09.479
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't say them meeting a parent for the first time,

0:34:09.920 --> 0:34:12.839
<v Speaker 1>but she was being her genuine self. And one thing

0:34:12.920 --> 0:34:15.400
<v Speaker 1>I really loved about this is like she was not

0:34:15.440 --> 0:34:17.560
<v Speaker 1>trying to put it on or say the right things.

0:34:17.640 --> 0:34:20.520
<v Speaker 1>Like Brook is very very aware that some of the

0:34:20.560 --> 0:34:22.960
<v Speaker 1>things about her do not line up with what Jimmy wants.

0:34:22.960 --> 0:34:25.400
<v Speaker 1>And she hasn't lied at any point or tried to

0:34:25.480 --> 0:34:28.400
<v Speaker 1>like fabricate an outcome, And I think that that's really

0:34:28.400 --> 0:34:30.520
<v Speaker 1>fucking admirable. At this point in time, it would be

0:34:30.560 --> 0:34:33.480
<v Speaker 1>so easy to say I'm not clinging. I'm not you know,

0:34:33.719 --> 0:34:36.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm not codependent in relationships. I'm super fine. I'm independent.

0:34:37.000 --> 0:34:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Just because you wanted the guy to choose you, I'm

0:34:39.200 --> 0:34:41.279
<v Speaker 1>like really proud of her and we should stop picking

0:34:41.320 --> 0:34:43.759
<v Speaker 1>on Brookie because she did that. She like was true

0:34:43.800 --> 0:34:44.400
<v Speaker 1>to herself.

0:34:44.600 --> 0:34:47.239
<v Speaker 2>My approach in those kind of situations is always just

0:34:47.280 --> 0:34:49.840
<v Speaker 2>to lie and tell the person that's asking the questions

0:34:49.920 --> 0:34:50.759
<v Speaker 2>what they want to hear.

0:34:51.239 --> 0:34:53.319
<v Speaker 1>It definitely would get you further in life. It may

0:34:53.360 --> 0:34:55.719
<v Speaker 1>get you winning the Bachelor. However, it may not give

0:34:55.760 --> 0:34:57.200
<v Speaker 1>you a long term relationship.

0:34:57.320 --> 0:34:58.040
<v Speaker 2>Never be honest.

0:34:58.120 --> 0:35:00.560
<v Speaker 1>You know what tomorrow's problems are, Tomorrow's problem. That's how

0:35:00.600 --> 0:35:01.960
<v Speaker 1>I like to look at these things.

0:35:02.320 --> 0:35:04.840
<v Speaker 2>All right, that's Brooke done. Now time for hold dog

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:07.879
<v Speaker 2>And can I just say, is it me or has

0:35:07.920 --> 0:35:09.440
<v Speaker 2>Holly's teeth gotten whiter?

0:35:09.920 --> 0:35:11.840
<v Speaker 1>I think it's just that Carly's teeth have left the

0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:15.239
<v Speaker 1>building and so now there's no point of comparison. Unfortunately,

0:35:15.280 --> 0:35:19.520
<v Speaker 1>without Carly there just makes Holly's teeth illuminate even more.

0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:22.719
<v Speaker 2>Or she comes in and it's a little bit of

0:35:22.719 --> 0:35:25.319
<v Speaker 2>a tricky situation for Holly because she's got beef with

0:35:25.400 --> 0:35:28.399
<v Speaker 2>Jimmy's sister from the last time they met, and see

0:35:28.480 --> 0:35:31.000
<v Speaker 2>they don't seem to be getting along. Now. Holly has

0:35:31.000 --> 0:35:34.359
<v Speaker 2>a chat with Jimmy's dad and I think it's going

0:35:34.400 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 2>pretty well.

0:35:35.360 --> 0:35:38.200
<v Speaker 1>I think all of Australia thinks it's going pretty well.

0:35:38.239 --> 0:35:41.040
<v Speaker 2>And even when they return to the table, Jimmy's dad

0:35:41.080 --> 0:35:43.200
<v Speaker 2>is like, do you know what that was great? You're

0:35:43.239 --> 0:35:44.879
<v Speaker 2>an awesome chick. I really like you.

0:35:45.080 --> 0:35:48.480
<v Speaker 1>So Holly also thinks it's going well until she leaves.

0:35:48.880 --> 0:35:51.440
<v Speaker 1>The minute Holly walks away from the table, She's like,

0:35:51.520 --> 0:35:54.040
<v Speaker 1>it's been so great to meet everyone. I like, you know,

0:35:54.160 --> 0:35:57.719
<v Speaker 1>your family seems wonderful, especially your dad. Holly walks away

0:35:57.719 --> 0:36:02.920
<v Speaker 1>and Jimmy's dad's like, I fucking hate her. Yeah, hit

0:36:02.920 --> 0:36:04.319
<v Speaker 1>did the old bait and switch on her.

0:36:04.760 --> 0:36:07.000
<v Speaker 2>So this is awkward because one of the parents' is

0:36:07.080 --> 0:36:08.760
<v Speaker 2>team Brooke and the other's team Holly.

0:36:09.040 --> 0:36:11.840
<v Speaker 1>Imagine bringing your parents all the way to Alice Springs

0:36:11.880 --> 0:36:14.120
<v Speaker 1>for them to be absolutely no help.

0:36:14.320 --> 0:36:16.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm just annoyed that he didn't ask his cousin

0:36:16.560 --> 0:36:17.240
<v Speaker 2>for some advice.

0:36:17.360 --> 0:36:19.240
<v Speaker 1>Well, she was also there just for a free holiday

0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:21.680
<v Speaker 1>and to be absolutely no help. She's over at the cafeteria,

0:36:21.760 --> 0:36:23.840
<v Speaker 1>sitting down with your parents and saying, can you please

0:36:23.920 --> 0:36:26.360
<v Speaker 1>pick a girlfriend for me? Which one fifty to fifty?

0:36:26.480 --> 0:36:27.879
<v Speaker 2>And did it all the time with my mom?

0:36:28.120 --> 0:36:29.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, you actually did do that with your mum. It's

0:36:29.920 --> 0:36:31.160
<v Speaker 1>actually now that I think about.

0:36:30.920 --> 0:36:33.040
<v Speaker 2>It, Yes, so I can imagine, and yes I can

0:36:33.080 --> 0:36:33.400
<v Speaker 2>done it.

0:36:33.600 --> 0:36:36.520
<v Speaker 1>What did your mom say after meeting Alisea?

0:36:36.560 --> 0:36:38.240
<v Speaker 2>And I I can't remember.

0:36:38.560 --> 0:36:42.239
<v Speaker 1>That is so untrue and also incredibly useless. Your mum

0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:43.920
<v Speaker 1>was also just there for the free holiday tailer.

0:36:44.239 --> 0:36:46.840
<v Speaker 2>My brother was like, it is weird that Laura doesn't

0:36:46.840 --> 0:36:48.160
<v Speaker 2>have any hobbies.

0:36:49.400 --> 0:36:51.400
<v Speaker 1>And only talks about salcidancy.

0:36:51.600 --> 0:36:53.800
<v Speaker 2>I do you remember that part? He was like, really,

0:36:53.840 --> 0:36:55.800
<v Speaker 2>big red flags here, just be careful.

0:36:55.880 --> 0:36:56.759
<v Speaker 1>Did he really say that?

0:36:57.000 --> 0:36:57.440
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:37:00.280 --> 0:37:04.440
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Look, so the parents are completely useless. We realized that,

0:37:05.120 --> 0:37:07.520
<v Speaker 1>and now Jimmy's left all to his own. He does

0:37:07.640 --> 0:37:10.440
<v Speaker 1>make the comment though, that he spends one day with

0:37:10.520 --> 0:37:12.600
<v Speaker 1>Brooke and it's going to be Brooke, and then he

0:37:12.640 --> 0:37:15.680
<v Speaker 1>spends the next day with Holly, which then leads us

0:37:15.680 --> 0:37:18.120
<v Speaker 1>into the single dates with this episode, and the first

0:37:18.200 --> 0:37:21.200
<v Speaker 1>date is Brook and I think maybe he just picked

0:37:21.200 --> 0:37:23.040
<v Speaker 1>Holly because she was the last date that he had.

0:37:23.120 --> 0:37:26.280
<v Speaker 2>He was like, he's just going to make it easy

0:37:26.320 --> 0:37:26.920
<v Speaker 2>for himself.

0:37:27.400 --> 0:37:30.640
<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jimmy have a hot air balloon. It's very romantic.

0:37:30.840 --> 0:37:32.719
<v Speaker 2>Can I just say, have you ever been on a

0:37:32.760 --> 0:37:35.880
<v Speaker 2>hot air balloon? Laura? No, it's actually a bit of

0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:36.480
<v Speaker 2>a nightmare.

0:37:36.800 --> 0:37:38.200
<v Speaker 1>When have you been on a hot air balloon?

0:37:38.320 --> 0:37:41.359
<v Speaker 2>I was up in North Queensland for the travel show

0:37:41.400 --> 0:37:43.880
<v Speaker 2>I was doing, and it's really quite annoying because you

0:37:43.920 --> 0:37:45.920
<v Speaker 2>got to wake up at three o'clock in the morning

0:37:46.239 --> 0:37:49.320
<v Speaker 2>and you're up super super early, and you're so tired.

0:37:49.360 --> 0:37:52.239
<v Speaker 2>But obviously it's very beautiful for the sunrise, but you're

0:37:52.239 --> 0:37:54.080
<v Speaker 2>just more exhausted than anything else.

0:37:54.520 --> 0:37:57.120
<v Speaker 1>I think Brook is pretty excited from the minute that

0:37:57.160 --> 0:37:59.760
<v Speaker 1>she's in the car. She's like, God, the sun is rising.

0:38:00.360 --> 0:38:04.760
<v Speaker 1>Brook's enthusiasm for everything is completely endearing, and that's so endearing,

0:38:04.840 --> 0:38:06.759
<v Speaker 1>and that's obviously one of the things that Jimmy really

0:38:06.760 --> 0:38:09.520
<v Speaker 1>really loves about her. And like this whole like just

0:38:10.400 --> 0:38:13.520
<v Speaker 1>excitement for life, you know, excitement for any activity.

0:38:13.719 --> 0:38:15.600
<v Speaker 2>Look. To be honest, not a lot happens on the

0:38:15.640 --> 0:38:18.000
<v Speaker 2>single dates, but you don't really expect much on these

0:38:18.080 --> 0:38:20.359
<v Speaker 2>dates other than the fact that it's just one more

0:38:20.400 --> 0:38:24.360
<v Speaker 2>opportunity for the woman to say, Hey, this is exactly

0:38:24.400 --> 0:38:27.000
<v Speaker 2>how I feel about you. The tough thing about Brook

0:38:27.080 --> 0:38:30.600
<v Speaker 2>is the fact that she wholeheartedly believes that she is

0:38:30.640 --> 0:38:31.720
<v Speaker 2>going to end up with Jimmy.

0:38:32.040 --> 0:38:34.719
<v Speaker 1>It's really interesting, isn't it, Because she is actually so

0:38:35.080 --> 0:38:37.680
<v Speaker 1>endearing in that, Like the way that she speaks and

0:38:37.760 --> 0:38:40.759
<v Speaker 1>the things that she says on anybody else coming out

0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:43.280
<v Speaker 1>of anybody else's mouth would come across as like arrogant

0:38:43.280 --> 0:38:45.160
<v Speaker 1>and cocky. Her saying like, I know what's going to

0:38:45.200 --> 0:38:47.200
<v Speaker 1>be us at the end. I know it's you and me,

0:38:47.680 --> 0:38:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Like I know that you feel the same way. I

0:38:49.560 --> 0:38:52.520
<v Speaker 1>feel like that's a really overly confident thing to say,

0:38:52.560 --> 0:38:55.560
<v Speaker 1>and not many people have that like level of blind

0:38:55.640 --> 0:38:58.759
<v Speaker 1>faith about what they're embarking on because obviously there's still

0:38:58.760 --> 0:39:01.279
<v Speaker 1>another girl in there. But the way she says it,

0:39:01.280 --> 0:39:03.520
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't come across as arrogant. It still comes across

0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:05.600
<v Speaker 1>as really innocent. Like I still think that there's something

0:39:05.640 --> 0:39:08.000
<v Speaker 1>about her and the things that she's saying that was

0:39:08.040 --> 0:39:10.960
<v Speaker 1>really endearing, and it just set us up for such

0:39:11.120 --> 0:39:14.719
<v Speaker 1>a big fucking heartbreak at the end when it all

0:39:14.760 --> 0:39:15.680
<v Speaker 1>came crashing down.

0:39:15.880 --> 0:39:17.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think the one thing that you hear time

0:39:17.640 --> 0:39:19.520
<v Speaker 2>and time again from so many people who go on

0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:23.040
<v Speaker 2>these shows is the fact that they expect the worst

0:39:23.040 --> 0:39:25.760
<v Speaker 2>but hope for the best. And the annoying thing about

0:39:25.800 --> 0:39:30.319
<v Speaker 2>Brook is that without this little safety mechanism that she's got,

0:39:30.440 --> 0:39:33.280
<v Speaker 2>she is going to fall so hard. Like you said,

0:39:33.560 --> 0:39:35.880
<v Speaker 2>now we have the very last date of this season,

0:39:35.960 --> 0:39:38.439
<v Speaker 2>and it is with Holly. This is the very last

0:39:38.480 --> 0:39:40.719
<v Speaker 2>single date of the season, and it's also the last

0:39:40.840 --> 0:39:43.440
<v Speaker 2>chance for Captain Kinki to flex his pilot muscle.

0:39:43.680 --> 0:39:45.200
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's not going to be the only muscle that

0:39:45.200 --> 0:39:47.120
<v Speaker 1>he's been flexing. Let's be real. I'm sure him and

0:39:47.239 --> 0:39:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Number one will be getting some one on one time

0:39:49.560 --> 0:39:51.120
<v Speaker 1>at the very end of this not date.

0:39:51.160 --> 0:39:53.359
<v Speaker 2>But you know you're talking about it's cock an.

0:39:55.440 --> 0:39:58.359
<v Speaker 1>Captain Kinky. It's been aware at the sexual innuendo has

0:39:58.400 --> 0:39:59.400
<v Speaker 1>been on this episode.

0:39:59.520 --> 0:40:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I found a little bit awkward

0:40:01.000 --> 0:40:02.759
<v Speaker 2>about the start of this date is that it was

0:40:02.800 --> 0:40:05.279
<v Speaker 2>set up by Jimmy explaining that him and his dad

0:40:05.320 --> 0:40:07.920
<v Speaker 2>did this beautiful trip to Ularu on a plane. And

0:40:07.960 --> 0:40:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I can't help but think this is the same dad

0:40:09.680 --> 0:40:11.080
<v Speaker 2>that absolutely hates Holly.

0:40:11.560 --> 0:40:13.239
<v Speaker 1>Not to make it any worse than that, or any

0:40:13.320 --> 0:40:15.279
<v Speaker 1>more awkward. But the fact that they then go and

0:40:15.520 --> 0:40:18.640
<v Speaker 1>enjoy the beautiful scenes of Ularu and Jimmy's dad, who

0:40:18.680 --> 0:40:20.439
<v Speaker 1>doesn't like Holly, then crashes the date.

0:40:21.040 --> 0:40:22.840
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't that so fucking weird?

0:40:23.239 --> 0:40:25.319
<v Speaker 1>What I don't understand, though, is like, oh, that whole

0:40:25.400 --> 0:40:27.920
<v Speaker 1>date and how beautiful it was. Why did his parents

0:40:27.920 --> 0:40:30.479
<v Speaker 1>crashing the date go for so long? Like I felt

0:40:30.520 --> 0:40:33.759
<v Speaker 1>like half the days, literally half the date. It was like,

0:40:34.040 --> 0:40:36.279
<v Speaker 1>instead of focusing on the romance or whatever it was

0:40:36.320 --> 0:40:39.640
<v Speaker 1>they talked about, it was literally Jimmy's mum and dad.

0:40:39.440 --> 0:40:41.200
<v Speaker 2>And they were like, what are you guys doing. Oh,

0:40:41.239 --> 0:40:43.400
<v Speaker 2>we're doing the walking tour. Oh great, we might do

0:40:43.440 --> 0:40:46.440
<v Speaker 2>that tomorrow. Yeah. Do you guys have wine? Yeah? We do.

0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:48.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh you got wine and cheese too. Oh. I like

0:40:48.719 --> 0:40:50.520
<v Speaker 1>your jackets they're matching. That's cute.

0:40:50.760 --> 0:40:52.160
<v Speaker 2>We'll see you at breakfast one morning.

0:40:52.280 --> 0:40:54.560
<v Speaker 1>How fun was the five seconds of watching Jimmy's mum

0:40:54.560 --> 0:40:56.680
<v Speaker 1>and dad just walk away wearing their matching jackets.

0:40:56.800 --> 0:40:59.759
<v Speaker 2>It was so weird. It was like they needed thirty

0:40:59.760 --> 0:41:01.720
<v Speaker 2>seven of filler. What was that about?

0:41:01.800 --> 0:41:04.040
<v Speaker 1>I think productions trying to make it like more unreal,

0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:06.920
<v Speaker 1>like a little bit more behind the scenes lifting the

0:41:06.960 --> 0:41:09.080
<v Speaker 1>lid on reality TV if you will.

0:41:09.280 --> 0:41:11.880
<v Speaker 2>So all gonna. Then they just go back to kissing

0:41:11.880 --> 0:41:13.720
<v Speaker 2>in front of Laru beautiful.

0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:15.680
<v Speaker 1>Which also makes you think that, like they've sectioned off

0:41:15.680 --> 0:41:18.799
<v Speaker 1>this special area for them to be. There's obviously other people.

0:41:18.880 --> 0:41:20.600
<v Speaker 1>There's tourists who are all there looking.

0:41:20.360 --> 0:41:22.279
<v Speaker 2>At Ularu on the trip of a lifetime.

0:41:22.560 --> 0:41:25.040
<v Speaker 1>Jimmy and Holly just had this little sectioned off bit

0:41:25.080 --> 0:41:27.920
<v Speaker 1>where some security yards like, come on down here, have

0:41:28.040 --> 0:41:30.960
<v Speaker 1>your wine here. Also, I want to know what temperature

0:41:31.000 --> 0:41:32.960
<v Speaker 1>it is where they are. One would think that in

0:41:33.040 --> 0:41:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Ularu it's quite warm. And I say this because Holly's

0:41:36.200 --> 0:41:39.040
<v Speaker 1>there wearing a little playsuit. Jimmy's wearing a T shirt

0:41:39.120 --> 0:41:42.080
<v Speaker 1>or something and that sort of description. And then there's

0:41:42.160 --> 0:41:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Jimmy's mum and dad both wearing puffer jackets.

0:41:44.600 --> 0:41:49.880
<v Speaker 2>Again, thermals and beanies and gloves. Holly's got hypothermia again.

0:41:51.800 --> 0:41:54.080
<v Speaker 1>I really hope that Jimmy just has Holly like rugged up.

0:41:54.080 --> 0:41:54.160
<v Speaker 2>Now.

0:41:54.680 --> 0:41:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Holly's like, I never want to leave the central heating

0:41:56.560 --> 0:41:57.640
<v Speaker 1>of Eastern suburbs.

0:41:57.680 --> 0:42:00.440
<v Speaker 2>Look at the end of their day's it's quite nice,

0:42:00.680 --> 0:42:03.520
<v Speaker 2>quite nice sticks all the boxes, you know, She whispers,

0:42:03.880 --> 0:42:06.719
<v Speaker 2>I really do love you, and then the kisses are

0:42:06.760 --> 0:42:08.280
<v Speaker 2>on the forehead. It's quite beautiful.

0:42:08.440 --> 0:42:10.040
<v Speaker 1>You know what they say about fore head kisses.

0:42:10.320 --> 0:42:10.640
<v Speaker 2>What's that?

0:42:10.960 --> 0:42:13.600
<v Speaker 1>It's how fuck boys suck the sense out of your brain.

0:42:15.040 --> 0:42:17.920
<v Speaker 1>Poor Holly's just there getting lulled further and further and

0:42:17.960 --> 0:42:22.480
<v Speaker 1>further into a false sense of security. Ny levitating out

0:42:22.480 --> 0:42:25.480
<v Speaker 1>of the body. Anyway, look, it's a very lovely day.

0:42:25.640 --> 0:42:27.839
<v Speaker 1>At this point in time, they've done a pretty good job.

0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:31.000
<v Speaker 1>I would say that this season for me was like

0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:33.920
<v Speaker 1>the biggest cliffhanger season. I was not sure which way

0:42:33.960 --> 0:42:36.040
<v Speaker 1>it was. I mean, I don't know, Okay, I've been

0:42:36.120 --> 0:42:39.480
<v Speaker 1>holdogs since the number one episode, but genuinely in this

0:42:39.560 --> 0:42:42.680
<v Speaker 1>episode I had real moments of like, holy shit, now.

0:42:42.680 --> 0:42:45.719
<v Speaker 2>Hang on a second. Let's let's remember last season with

0:42:45.800 --> 0:42:49.839
<v Speaker 2>Lockey Arena Bella that was like we didn't know what

0:42:49.920 --> 0:42:50.320
<v Speaker 2>was happening.

0:42:50.400 --> 0:42:52.040
<v Speaker 1>Then that is true, But like we said at the

0:42:52.040 --> 0:42:54.600
<v Speaker 1>beginning of this episode, Lockie also didn't know. He woke

0:42:54.680 --> 0:42:56.520
<v Speaker 1>up that day, flipped a coin and then figured it out.

0:42:57.840 --> 0:42:59.680
<v Speaker 1>But look at them now. He made the right decision.

0:43:00.040 --> 0:43:01.720
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I love about the finale moment

0:43:01.920 --> 0:43:05.760
<v Speaker 2>is that Osher is there standing waiting for Jimmy to arrive,

0:43:06.280 --> 0:43:08.719
<v Speaker 2>and then in the distance you see Jimmy walking down

0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:10.160
<v Speaker 2>and Osha goes.

0:43:11.440 --> 0:43:15.120
<v Speaker 1>He is doing his best. David Atton Brough always come

0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:22.120
<v Speaker 1>on the Majestic Bachelor approaches in the wilderness of Oololu. Anyway,

0:43:22.120 --> 0:43:27.600
<v Speaker 1>that joke went on, okay, but can you tell me

0:43:27.640 --> 0:43:31.080
<v Speaker 1>what you thought? Did you think it was a pretty

0:43:31.080 --> 0:43:33.120
<v Speaker 1>fifty to fifty split or by this time, were you

0:43:33.200 --> 0:43:36.160
<v Speaker 1>like more in Camp Holly or more in Camp Brook. No.

0:43:36.440 --> 0:43:39.240
<v Speaker 2>I think I was thinking it was going to be Holly.

0:43:39.640 --> 0:43:42.839
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I felt for Brooke. I obviously want Brook

0:43:42.880 --> 0:43:45.400
<v Speaker 2>to be in love, but I just thought Holly just

0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:48.360
<v Speaker 2>made a lot more sense. Everything about Holly just for me,

0:43:48.520 --> 0:43:49.440
<v Speaker 2>ticked all the boxes.

0:43:49.760 --> 0:43:51.560
<v Speaker 1>We've made it all the way to the end. We've

0:43:51.560 --> 0:43:54.759
<v Speaker 1>had some highs, we've had some lows. You and me

0:43:54.840 --> 0:43:57.319
<v Speaker 1>have had some fights, we've had some good lass We've

0:43:57.360 --> 0:44:00.440
<v Speaker 1>had some good times each other.

0:44:00.520 --> 0:44:02.440
<v Speaker 2>More for this, I don't know what date is. I

0:44:02.440 --> 0:44:03.520
<v Speaker 2>don't know what the time is.

0:44:03.680 --> 0:44:06.800
<v Speaker 1>It's currently twenty minutes past eleven and we're still recording,

0:44:07.040 --> 0:44:09.040
<v Speaker 1>and hopefully by the time this ends up in your

0:44:09.080 --> 0:44:11.560
<v Speaker 1>libraries tomorrow, we're not delirious and we're still together.

0:44:12.280 --> 0:44:16.120
<v Speaker 2>I hope people listen to this episode.

0:44:16.640 --> 0:44:19.040
<v Speaker 1>I still love you, honey, even if this has almost

0:44:19.040 --> 0:44:22.560
<v Speaker 1>been the fucking undoing of us. All Right, so we're here.

0:44:22.920 --> 0:44:26.280
<v Speaker 1>It's the very final. It's the final final, the very final.

0:44:28.120 --> 0:44:31.560
<v Speaker 1>There will be no more on cause people. And unfortunately

0:44:31.640 --> 0:44:34.360
<v Speaker 1>Channel ten once again, they thought that they would fool

0:44:34.480 --> 0:44:37.400
<v Speaker 1>us with a little little dress, the foot out the door.

0:44:38.160 --> 0:44:41.320
<v Speaker 1>Then Holly walked up with a producer. It was all weird.

0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:44.760
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't it strange? I've been so tricky here. Holly

0:44:44.840 --> 0:44:47.640
<v Speaker 2>walked down, she got stopped by a producer, and then

0:44:47.640 --> 0:44:50.880
<v Speaker 2>the camera pans down to the rock and then pans

0:44:50.920 --> 0:44:54.040
<v Speaker 2>back up and like magic, it's now Brook.

0:44:54.520 --> 0:44:57.160
<v Speaker 1>But also, can you remember that on Abby and Chelsea's

0:44:57.200 --> 0:44:59.640
<v Speaker 1>season they did the exact same thing. They had Chelsea

0:44:59.680 --> 0:45:01.920
<v Speaker 1>get out the car first, and I think it was

0:45:01.960 --> 0:45:05.440
<v Speaker 1>such a huge and like impactful bait and switch that

0:45:05.480 --> 0:45:06.920
<v Speaker 1>then they were like, oh, oh, we're going to try

0:45:06.960 --> 0:45:10.040
<v Speaker 1>it again on this season. But like it's almost too mean,

0:45:10.480 --> 0:45:13.759
<v Speaker 1>especially when someone as like vulnerable and heartbroken as Brook

0:45:13.840 --> 0:45:16.720
<v Speaker 1>is standing there, Like the bait and switch was too cruel.

0:45:16.960 --> 0:45:18.359
<v Speaker 2>I feel like they do that in the States quite

0:45:18.400 --> 0:45:20.520
<v Speaker 2>a lot, but now it's very on trend here in Australia.

0:45:20.800 --> 0:45:22.440
<v Speaker 1>I just want to go back to the stock standard.

0:45:22.480 --> 0:45:24.080
<v Speaker 1>The first foot out of the car is on the

0:45:24.080 --> 0:45:26.200
<v Speaker 1>way out of there, like she's got one foot in

0:45:26.239 --> 0:45:27.800
<v Speaker 1>the uber of one on the way to see Jimmy,

0:45:27.800 --> 0:45:29.680
<v Speaker 1>and then she's just gonna go home. I live for

0:45:29.719 --> 0:45:30.520
<v Speaker 1>those old days.

0:45:30.840 --> 0:45:34.560
<v Speaker 2>But wasn't it just one of the most awful scenes

0:45:34.640 --> 0:45:37.760
<v Speaker 2>to watch? It was like, you know, watching a car crash,

0:45:37.800 --> 0:45:40.600
<v Speaker 2>You know you wanted to turn the TV off. Poor

0:45:40.640 --> 0:45:43.880
<v Speaker 2>old Brookie just getting a heart ripped out and stumped

0:45:43.880 --> 0:45:45.760
<v Speaker 2>on by Jimmy. It was just brutal.

0:45:46.040 --> 0:45:50.600
<v Speaker 1>It was honestly like the saddest Bachelor finale I think

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:54.960
<v Speaker 1>I have ever seen. And one of the really difficult

0:45:55.000 --> 0:45:58.480
<v Speaker 1>parts for that was that I think watching how sad

0:45:58.560 --> 0:46:02.400
<v Speaker 1>brook was, it wasn't enough buffering to kind of allow

0:46:02.520 --> 0:46:04.759
<v Speaker 1>us to feel really happy for Holly, Like and I

0:46:04.960 --> 0:46:08.160
<v Speaker 1>have been so excited about Holly. I am rooting for

0:46:08.200 --> 0:46:10.799
<v Speaker 1>this from day one, and even I felt like I

0:46:10.840 --> 0:46:14.879
<v Speaker 1>couldn't be fully excited about her finale, about what they

0:46:14.920 --> 0:46:17.239
<v Speaker 1>said to each other and about their love story, just

0:46:17.280 --> 0:46:20.560
<v Speaker 1>because this was so much about Brooks heartbreak and that

0:46:20.680 --> 0:46:23.120
<v Speaker 1>in that moment was pretty devastating totally.

0:46:23.200 --> 0:46:25.360
<v Speaker 2>And then it was so awkward as well when Jimmy's

0:46:25.400 --> 0:46:29.800
<v Speaker 2>mom and dad just walked into frame. I came still

0:46:29.840 --> 0:46:30.520
<v Speaker 2>on their tour.

0:46:31.600 --> 0:46:32.759
<v Speaker 1>They're on the walking tour.

0:46:33.000 --> 0:46:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Jimmy, Hi, hey, moms, see what you're doing, Jimmy Darling,

0:46:40.680 --> 0:46:43.200
<v Speaker 2>is this finale? Should we sorry? I would just have

0:46:43.280 --> 0:46:44.960
<v Speaker 2>a little bit of some wine and some cheese over here.

0:46:45.040 --> 0:46:45.800
<v Speaker 1>Who did you pick?

0:46:46.000 --> 0:46:46.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:46:46.560 --> 0:46:49.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Not brook Oh sorry, brook Oh we'll be back

0:46:49.280 --> 0:46:55.360
<v Speaker 1>in fifteen. Brooklyn didn't get the cookie. It's so rough.

0:46:55.400 --> 0:46:57.800
<v Speaker 1>It is so rough. It's so rough seeing someone be

0:46:58.040 --> 0:47:01.880
<v Speaker 1>completely heartbroken. It honestly felt like Jimmy had kicked a puppy.

0:47:01.920 --> 0:47:04.080
<v Speaker 1>It looked like he'd just kicked Reagan, the puppy from

0:47:04.080 --> 0:47:05.120
<v Speaker 1>the previous episode.

0:47:05.239 --> 0:47:08.080
<v Speaker 2>It was worse than that. I think something else that

0:47:08.160 --> 0:47:10.839
<v Speaker 2>I really didn't like as well is that where they

0:47:10.880 --> 0:47:13.440
<v Speaker 2>were located in the bottom of this gorge, which was

0:47:13.440 --> 0:47:16.960
<v Speaker 2>a beautiful setting. By the way, the issue is to

0:47:17.080 --> 0:47:21.000
<v Speaker 2>walk away. It was kind of went on forever, you know,

0:47:21.000 --> 0:47:23.439
<v Speaker 2>you had to like walk on what seemed like half

0:47:23.440 --> 0:47:26.960
<v Speaker 2>a kilometer. So it's like Jimmy's just standing there, He's

0:47:27.000 --> 0:47:30.640
<v Speaker 2>in tears, and then Brooks and freaking high heels, like

0:47:30.719 --> 0:47:33.759
<v Speaker 2>stomping through rocks and like climbing this gorge to get

0:47:33.760 --> 0:47:36.120
<v Speaker 2>back to the car park. It's like, come on.

0:47:36.120 --> 0:47:38.799
<v Speaker 1>It's literally like the worst walk of shame you could

0:47:38.800 --> 0:47:42.520
<v Speaker 1>ever do in your entire life, Like there is nothing

0:47:42.719 --> 0:47:45.520
<v Speaker 1>worse than that walk of shame. And then getting in

0:47:45.520 --> 0:47:47.600
<v Speaker 1>the car and Brookers in the car and she's crying

0:47:47.640 --> 0:47:49.440
<v Speaker 1>and the car is like a four wheel drive. She's

0:47:49.480 --> 0:47:51.560
<v Speaker 1>getting thrown around in the back with a hard.

0:47:51.600 --> 0:47:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Sign because it's so late at night. The guy's gone

0:47:54.040 --> 0:47:57.040
<v Speaker 2>off road. He's like, oh shit, just keep driving. Brook's

0:47:57.080 --> 0:47:58.839
<v Speaker 2>getting thrown around in the back of the car.

0:47:59.200 --> 0:48:02.359
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we see Rook's heartbreak. It is devastating, and then

0:48:02.440 --> 0:48:05.680
<v Speaker 1>we do afterwards and can you tell everyone, how quick

0:48:05.719 --> 0:48:08.960
<v Speaker 1>is it after you tell the person that you're going home,

0:48:09.160 --> 0:48:10.759
<v Speaker 1>until you get to tell the person that you're in

0:48:10.800 --> 0:48:11.319
<v Speaker 1>love with them?

0:48:11.400 --> 0:48:13.440
<v Speaker 2>It's pretty quick. And I think one of the reasons

0:48:13.480 --> 0:48:16.120
<v Speaker 2>why they make it so quick partly because everyone's being

0:48:16.160 --> 0:48:18.600
<v Speaker 2>paid by the hour, there's a lot of crew on site,

0:48:18.800 --> 0:48:21.800
<v Speaker 2>but also they're really worried about paparazzi as well spoiling

0:48:21.840 --> 0:48:24.160
<v Speaker 2>the show, so they try and should it as quick

0:48:24.200 --> 0:48:27.359
<v Speaker 2>as possible. I think when we did a finale, I

0:48:27.360 --> 0:48:30.359
<v Speaker 2>think from when number two goes to when I then

0:48:30.719 --> 0:48:34.440
<v Speaker 2>spoke to you, it's maybe five or ten minutes at

0:48:34.480 --> 0:48:35.400
<v Speaker 2>the most.

0:48:35.320 --> 0:48:39.480
<v Speaker 1>Which makes my mind absolutely boggle. Like the one thing

0:48:39.560 --> 0:48:41.640
<v Speaker 1>I think if you're watching that closely, is like as

0:48:41.719 --> 0:48:44.720
<v Speaker 1>Holy is walking towards Jimmy, Jimmy looks like he's still

0:48:44.800 --> 0:48:47.600
<v Speaker 1>crying or has been crying. So if you were Holy,

0:48:47.760 --> 0:48:49.920
<v Speaker 1>of course you're going to think I'm going home, like

0:48:50.000 --> 0:48:52.760
<v Speaker 1>this guy is so upset to have to break my heart,

0:48:53.239 --> 0:48:56.720
<v Speaker 1>but instead he's upset because he's just smashed poor little

0:48:56.760 --> 0:48:59.400
<v Speaker 1>Reagan Brookie Walkie with the cookie's heart in half, like

0:48:59.440 --> 0:49:02.239
<v Speaker 1>she's dead and he's still recovering from that. It just

0:49:02.280 --> 0:49:03.399
<v Speaker 1>happened five seconds ago.

0:49:03.600 --> 0:49:07.839
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember. Even at the end, Holly goes, oh,

0:49:07.880 --> 0:49:12.359
<v Speaker 2>are they happy tears, It's like, no, no, it's when

0:49:12.360 --> 0:49:14.440
<v Speaker 2>I crushed Brook's heart. That's why I was crying.

0:49:14.880 --> 0:49:18.040
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm fucked. I'm so emotionally fucked right now.

0:49:18.360 --> 0:49:20.480
<v Speaker 1>It's also like, how do you go from being on

0:49:20.560 --> 0:49:23.719
<v Speaker 1>such a low to such a high and then like

0:49:23.719 --> 0:49:26.360
<v Speaker 1>like it's like emotional whiplash, almost.

0:49:26.040 --> 0:49:28.640
<v Speaker 2>You feel quite numb in that moment. It's really hard

0:49:28.680 --> 0:49:30.919
<v Speaker 2>to enjoy it. You know, it starts to I think,

0:49:30.960 --> 0:49:34.480
<v Speaker 2>sync in after the actual moment's taken place, when you're

0:49:34.520 --> 0:49:37.560
<v Speaker 2>with number one. Look, I know it's really hard to

0:49:37.600 --> 0:49:40.680
<v Speaker 2>ignore the heartbreak from Brook, but let's not forget that

0:49:40.719 --> 0:49:43.920
<v Speaker 2>there is a really incredible love story between Jimmy and Holly.

0:49:44.400 --> 0:49:46.520
<v Speaker 1>And I also think as well, like I know, like

0:49:46.920 --> 0:49:49.879
<v Speaker 1>it's went downhill, Like you cannot not focus on how

0:49:50.000 --> 0:49:52.239
<v Speaker 1>sad that situation was with Brooke. I know that the

0:49:52.320 --> 0:49:55.320
<v Speaker 1>Instagram and like our Facebook was blowing up and everyone

0:49:55.440 --> 0:49:57.319
<v Speaker 1>kind of almost did a one eighty and wanted to

0:49:57.440 --> 0:50:00.759
<v Speaker 1>protect her a little bit. But I just go back

0:50:00.800 --> 0:50:03.759
<v Speaker 1>to thinking about when we interviewed Jimmy earlier in the year,

0:50:03.760 --> 0:50:07.239
<v Speaker 1>and he was so fucking stoked about the person that

0:50:07.320 --> 0:50:09.200
<v Speaker 1>he's now dating, and like to be able to put

0:50:09.200 --> 0:50:11.239
<v Speaker 1>a face to that person and for him to say

0:50:11.280 --> 0:50:13.720
<v Speaker 1>how in love with her he is. He also mentioned

0:50:13.719 --> 0:50:16.480
<v Speaker 1>to us that like after the show finished filming and

0:50:16.480 --> 0:50:18.800
<v Speaker 1>they got to spend that really special time together because

0:50:18.800 --> 0:50:20.399
<v Speaker 1>you go away and you get to spend a couple

0:50:20.440 --> 0:50:23.000
<v Speaker 1>of days without any film crew or cameraman or anything

0:50:23.120 --> 0:50:26.160
<v Speaker 1>just on your own, like away off in the mountains,

0:50:26.200 --> 0:50:28.719
<v Speaker 1>like it secluded, and he said that that's where he

0:50:28.760 --> 0:50:31.640
<v Speaker 1>felt like their relationship really solidified and grew.

0:50:31.800 --> 0:50:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's because you have sex about eighty five thousand

0:50:35.480 --> 0:50:37.400
<v Speaker 2>times in the space of three days.

0:50:37.480 --> 0:50:40.640
<v Speaker 1>There is nothing else to do. There's literally no internet,

0:50:40.680 --> 0:50:43.480
<v Speaker 1>there's no like, barely a TV. All you do is

0:50:43.520 --> 0:50:45.520
<v Speaker 1>have sex until you can't walk.

0:50:48.320 --> 0:50:50.480
<v Speaker 2>And that is why we'd love the Bachelor.

0:50:50.719 --> 0:50:54.240
<v Speaker 1>That is an insight into our relationship and not anymore. Also,

0:50:54.400 --> 0:50:56.839
<v Speaker 1>I really hope that they wear protection otherwise they're going

0:50:56.840 --> 0:50:58.960
<v Speaker 1>to have a baby within the year. That's also another

0:50:59.000 --> 0:51:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Bachelor number here for it. Can't wait, churn burn and

0:51:02.200 --> 0:51:07.080
<v Speaker 1>push them out. That was weird. That is it from us?

0:51:07.200 --> 0:51:09.319
<v Speaker 1>This was such a big episode, guys, it's so late.

0:51:09.360 --> 0:51:11.480
<v Speaker 1>We have done an absolute best on this one. But

0:51:11.560 --> 0:51:15.320
<v Speaker 1>we have loved so much bringing you these batch uncut episodes.

0:51:15.520 --> 0:51:18.239
<v Speaker 1>We are interviewing Holly and Jimmy in just a couple

0:51:18.280 --> 0:51:18.800
<v Speaker 1>of hours.

0:51:18.880 --> 0:51:20.440
<v Speaker 2>What time is that interview booked in for?

0:51:20.680 --> 0:51:22.359
<v Speaker 1>Way too early and we need to get to bed.

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<v Speaker 1>We're actually interviewing them tomorrow, which is Friday for us,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's today for you. If you're listening to this,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's going to be a little bit of weird

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<v Speaker 1>podcasting inception. We have reached out to Brook because we

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<v Speaker 1>really want to interview her as well. However, at the moment,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know whether or not she feels up for

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<v Speaker 1>doing media or up for doing interviews, and that we

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<v Speaker 1>totally respect that decision. If she doesn't want to come

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<v Speaker 1>on the pod.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that is it. That is it. My second last

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<v Speaker 2>ever episode with Life on Cut. I've really enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to say it's been so amazing getting

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<v Speaker 2>all the feedback from everybody on social media. When you

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<v Speaker 2>guys say that you enjoyed the episode, honestly, it makes

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<v Speaker 2>it so worthwhile. So thank you so much for all

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<v Speaker 2>the positive feedback.

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<v Speaker 1>And we all need to try and wear Maddie J

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<v Speaker 1>down so that he'll come back and do Bachelorette with us,

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<v Speaker 1>because right now he's a little bit unsure and we

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<v Speaker 1>need to tell him how funny he is and how

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<v Speaker 1>pretty he is and how and just come on, darling,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want me to stop you.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop me? I'm going to keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>Laura, please store giving out our personal phone numbers on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. No, guys, honestly, please slat in his DMS,

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<v Speaker 1>convince him that you need him back for Bachelorette. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't do this on my own, people, No, but I

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<v Speaker 1>really can't do this on my own. The convincing all

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. Please let him know that you love him,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is it from us. If you have loved

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<v Speaker 1>the episodes, go leave a review. Tell your friends and

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<v Speaker 1>you know the drill. Tell your mum, tell your dad,

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<v Speaker 1>Tell your sister, and your brother, and your dog, and

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<v Speaker 1>your cousin.

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<v Speaker 2>And your cousin. Don't forget to tell your cousin. They

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<v Speaker 2>need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you bring your cousin along and share the

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<v Speaker 1>love because.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not gonna the boy. They're not gonna bay the babes.