WEBVTT - #251: Another Door Opens 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:07.840 Just posted by a couple of Mitches. Hello, yeah, hell a, 0:00:08.000 --> 0:00:12.680 you release yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:14.800 You know, I take cognition vitamins every day. 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:18.080 I think you need to up the dice now. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:24.439 Is Mitch Julie and Mitchell Coos hollo you Hello you 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:28.000 Hello Mitchell. Big week for you, huh, massive week for 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:31.400 you for you. 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:31.639 Not for me, massive week for me. 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:34.520 It was a massive week for me. I am brain 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:36.640 frightum on like four hours sleep, and I hope you 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:38.239 don't mind. I know we're wrapping up. We only have 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:42.479 this less than five episodes left. M on that what. 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:47.880 Last episode two fifty I very confidently said, well, we're 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:50.600 down to the final five in fact after this episode, 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:53.040 but then there are four left, and my darling Sewan 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:56.760 very kindly pointed out that's completely fucking wrong. Why because 0:00:57.200 --> 0:01:00.560 two fifty one fifty three, two four, two fifty five 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:03.279 that's five episodes. Oh, you're right, Like you know when 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:06.360 people say, oh, I don't count to ten one two, No, 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:08.399 you just skipped a second. You meant to start at zero, 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:11.479 like a stop watch doesn't start at one, does it? Anyway, 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:15.120 that's fucking irrelevant. It is now we're into the final. 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:17.160 Final five, Final five. But I do want to say, 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:18.960 now that we've officially started the final five, do you 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:20.600 mind if I do something we've never done on this show? 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.120 Of course, I just want to start the show, yep, 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:25.119 and I don't want to waffle at the beginning. I've 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.440 got some news to share it. Can we just start 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:30.520 well formalities? If it's your first time listening? Well, is 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:32.400 it just me? We start every episode they're saying with 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:34.679 an is it just me? Each something we've noticed, hate 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:37.040 or appreciate. We don't tell each other what it's going 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:39.160 to be. However, I have a fucking feeling. I know 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:41.600 what this is going to be about. Also proce Keepy 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:42.120 Jenner is here? 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:44.240 Hi, Hi Jenna a third wheel Radley? 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:47.280 Is it just me? 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:50.480 Are any of you unemployed? 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:54.720 That's cruel? Don't say like that. 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:59.240 It's just you? Unfortunately, Yes, yeah, let's jump straight to it. 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:03.560 I have some news. So I have left Kiss FM 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:07.200 arn and I am no longer going to be on 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:08.920 the network. In twenty twenty five, I will not be 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:11.720 on the radio in any capacity as as far as 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:14.480 this message goes, And that time of recording, it was 0:02:14.520 --> 0:02:18.120 not my decision I was. I was given alternate options 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:19.760 at the network, but they not what I wanted and 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:21.320 not at all the cattle rol level that I have 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:22.600 been doing for a decade. 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:25.880 I don't think anyone saw this coming. Of the newspaper 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:28.400 headlines saying blindsided, and I was like, fuck, that's the 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:30.239 perfect word for it, because no one saw that coming. 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:32.760 Joint me to play the announcement you did on Kiss 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:34.359 for any of our idiots that might have missed it. 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:36.720 Yeah, but yeah, this is on the pick up one 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:37.640 of my old shows. 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:41.000 Oh you're still there for a couple of weeks. 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:42.840 We'll get to all that info, but yeah, play it 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:44.880 before we start the show today. 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:48.320 We a sorry, is it just me on the fly? 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:51.200 It sounded like you were starting an ad before we 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:55.400 get into today's episode. Thanks, Hey, before we. 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:58.399 Start the show today. His program's brought to you by Redundancies. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:03.560 I shouldn't keep going before we start the show today. 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:08.480 We and I have some news that I really don't 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:11.400 want to have to share. But we have some show news, yes, 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:15.000 and really big changes to the show. Yeah. So late 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:17.959 last week I was informed by the powers at b 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:23.640 at Arn, which is the parent company, that they have 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:27.120 identified my roles and my position here at the pickup 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:31.120 with you two as roles that won't be returning in 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:35.920 twenty twenty five. So I just want to say that 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:40.880 it wasn't my decision, wasn't my call. I really wanted 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:43.000 to stay on this show with the two of you, 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:46.000 and that I love working in radio and I love 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:49.560 working here. I have been told that it's, at the 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:51.640 end of the day, a financial decision for the company. 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:53.200 Mitch. We also want to. 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:56.840 Say, oh no, don't, don't know, no, don't because listen, 0:03:56.960 --> 0:03:59.080 the critics said that a gay man and two girls 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.320 on radio wouldn't work, and now we're hysterical it's not 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:01.920 going to be good. 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.560 I am jealous at the people to get to work 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:10.320 QUICKI next, well, I. 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:14.920 Want you to, but you know our hand has been forced. Listen. 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:17.840 I am so grateful, I genuinely am for what they 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:20.080 have given me over the almost decade I've been here, 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:23.360 almost a decade. You know, I started on the Kyle 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:25.120 and Jackie Oh Show when I was nineteen and I 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:27.840 was their burista. I made their coffees and let me 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:30.719 tell you, I was a kid who dreamt to have 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:32.560 a show like this, and now I've had a show 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:34.800 like this, and now I've got way more time to 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:37.279 dream of more dreams and head on out and doing 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:39.760 this show and connecting to the audience that are listening now, 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:42.840 and working with you two and having every show at 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:45.080 the radio station. I cleaned the toilets in this building 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:48.080 when I was twenty, you know, I started here. Yeah. 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:51.839 Actually should go back to HATEHR to discuss that. 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.840 But Mitch, you are a brilliant broadcaster, and this is 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:57.200 this is the biggest loss to this network. You're not 0:04:57.279 --> 0:05:00.839 being here, it really is. Fuck. 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:03.000 Thanks for making me realive that. 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:05.560 Sorry, I should have checked if that was okay. 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:07.279 It's a beautiful mess. 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:09.320 Did you just wing that or did you sort of 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:10.479 have a speech prepared? 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:10.600 No? 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:13.159 I had some notes prepared ahead of time in dot Points, 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:15.400 the first time I'd ever prepared for any radio in 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:20.800 my whole life. Actually it was my goodbye announcement. But 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:23.560 I just want to say that, Yeah, it wasn't my choice. 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:27.000 I wanted to stay, but my hand was forced. This 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:31.560 industry is going through like a big upheaval. Times are changing. 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:34.680 But I think you get loud into such a false 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:37.760 sense of security when your job is what we do 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:40.440 you know, I think we're lucky. Radio podcasting is different 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:42.880 to radio. You know, we have such control over this 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:45.200 this show and this medium and what we get to say, 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:50.520 but radio like, it's a different beast. It really is. 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:52.520 And I think I just thought that I was part 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:53.800 of the furniture and I was safe. 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:55.960 You know, I think everyone did. 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:59.080 Yeah, in fact, that would explain to our dy. It's 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:01.640 why you were missing from last Monday's episode because you 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:03.320 told us the reason you couldn't do it, and we 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:06.000 were like, is this that joke? You know, I didn't 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:08.039 believe it because it was just so far fetched to 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:08.960 us that that could happen. 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:13.039 We were expecting you to be like, just kidding. I 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:13.840 was still waiting. 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:16.159 We'll talk about this all in good time. But it 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:17.880 was the day that we were recording and you guys 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:19.320 were in the studio and I said, I'll be ten minutes. 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:21.120 I've just got a meeting. I thought I was going 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:23.200 to get given what of cash? I don't know. I'm 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:25.360 doing so well. The ratings for the show are fantastic. 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:27.160 They got to get me a bonus, and then a 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:28.760 lady from HR was in there. I'm like, oh, this 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:32.560 is not good. So you know, I just want I 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:35.000 have had some of the most beautiful messages I've ever 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:36.920 received in my life from people that listen to the 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:40.320 show and my radio shows, and I just need to 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:41.000 say thank you. 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.720 It obviously would have been a shock at first, and 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:47.400 it's different for everyone. When some people, for example, get 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:50.280 made redundant, they're like, sweet, I'm out. They see it. 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:53.360 It's like a blessing. It's so different when you see 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:54.680 a future at the. 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:57.000 Business, when you're being told that you have a future, and. 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:59.200 Also it just does a reason to believe you don't 0:06:59.360 --> 0:06:59.880 that's right. 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:02.800 It doesn't make sense to me. I mean, I understand financially, 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:04.640 why why it had to be done. 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:06.800 I guess, and I feel like correct me if I'm wrong, 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:08.320 and I want to put words in your bloody mouth. 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:10.400 I feel like now you can see it for what 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:13.760 it is, just the financial decision, because at first, when 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:16.400 that initial shock happens, you obviously can't help but take 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:17.160 it a bit personally. 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:19.400 Well, either that or it's deeply personal. And I mean, 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:21.640 as much as I like to joke and throw around 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:24.200 all these bits on the show and both shows like 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:26.480 I'm a ver, I don't think I've pissed anyone off. 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:29.160 You know, Oh my god, the thing I was stunned by. 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:31.960 I've actually got a few comments to read out, because 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:35.840 sometimes if radio shows get axed, you'll see people in 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:39.200 the comments being nasty, being like, oh good about time. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:39.880 They deserve that. 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:41.840 They're I switch off at this time every day. 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:44.240 Yeah, I don't think again, correct me if I'm wrong. 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:46.240 I don't think I saw a single comment like that. 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:49.480 To not be trolled, especially on Facebook and daily mail, 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:51.960 and to not be trolled and have everyone go what 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:55.840 that sucks thing? It for what it is, that's pretty big. 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:57.960 Well, that's very sweet, Mitchel. I think the one thing 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:00.480 that shocked me out of everything, and you know, as 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:02.760 guarded as I am and as devastated as I am, 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:06.480 I'm ready to talk about the fact that they used 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:08.880 a headshot of when I was fat in the paper. 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:12.400 I mean, for God's sake, they use an old headgshop 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:14.720 when I was twenty four. That was for each of 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:17.520 I think I think that was a contracept of diaphragm. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:20.640 Sam took that photo, oh that one. Yeah, yeah, I 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:22.360 completely forgot about that. 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:24.720 The photover I'm actually cut it out of the newspaper 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:26.840 and it's actually stuck on my desk at the moment. 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:31.720 Well that that article because I just think it's just 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:33.480 you're in the newspaper. 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:34.920 Page three. I don't know how the hell am That's 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:38.720 pretty good. I'll take it pretty good. But it's like blindside, 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:41.679 a gobsmacked radio star cut and then it's me. 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:46.040 Like the photo. But I don't imagine there'd be many 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:47.520 photos out there of you looking devo. 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:49.200 No, there's not many. 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:51.240 Yeah, no, they wouldn't be able to pick a stocking 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:52.800 me to be looking sad. 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:56.760 Jenny. Can you google Kissfir Mitch Chery because this has 0:08:56.800 --> 0:09:00.480 never happened to me, and you know, I'll take it. Baby. 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:03.040 I got papped, really yeah. 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:05.199 I thought someone getting the Pepsi was taking photos of 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:07.840 the Pepsi Palace because of its architecture. Right, I might 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:09.480 look at that guy with a big, big lens with 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:11.240 you leaving the building. 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:15.080 The headline reads, You'll be right, mate. Laura Burn and 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:18.719 Britney Hockley support axed co host Mitch Jury as the 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:21.440 exit Sydney's Kiss FM studios. 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.960 It looks like I'm being charged with manslaughter. 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:28.960 Yeah, it looks like they're escorting you because you're standing 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:30.960 in the middle and they're both LinkedIn arm each It 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:33.640 looks like you're in handcuffs and they're escorting you, like 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:35.120 you'll do this peacefully. 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:40.640 I'm embarrassed. I look horrific. You really don't look horrific, crumpy. 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:44.559 It looks like I'm disgraced, Like it looks like I've 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:48.480 been let go because I've said something really problematic and 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:53.160 in the same week as Alan Jones in the present. 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:55.920 Did you know that was taking photos? 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:56.520 No? 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:59.320 I didn't, but the girls who clearly like I don't know, 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:01.240 they must be used to it. The girls are very famous, 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:03.480 but they're like, I think someone's taking out photo and 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.839 then so I don't know what to do. No, I look, 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:09.320 we joke about it, but I have to say. 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:11.240 Can you let me know as soon as it's not 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:13.640 too soon to joke. Because I had to stop myself 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:16.600 when that post went on Instagram, you announcing that you 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:20.840 were leaving. I had to stop myself from commenting something smart, Arsie. 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:23.160 What did you want to what was it? 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:27.199 I was going to comment that thing that close friends 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:30.240 often do when there's a pregnancy or an engagement announcement, 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:32.079 and it was going to be like I'm so glad 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:35.800 we can finally tell people. I was like, that's going 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:37.920 to be funny too exactly, no one knowing, but I 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:40.720 would find that you when's it not too soon to 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:44.640 make jokes? We can finally tell you. 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:49.440 A little sooner. It's a little soon, you know. And 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:52.240 the thing is, I had messages from idiots and the listeners, 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:55.240 and I don't know, I think I hoped people could 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:58.160 tell how much I loved being on those shows. Yeah, 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:01.800 and the night show especially was like my my baby, 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:04.199 Like I did next Your Midnight. I hosted the late 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:06.800 night show that I worked on, The Thinker Girls before that, 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:10.080 that's where Mitch and I met and HQ HQ, it's 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:12.160 where Jenna and I worked together. We met and then 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:14.120 I had the show to myself and then I love 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:16.000 that and it rated its tits off. It did really 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:18.320 well and I was so happy with the show, and 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:21.320 we got great guests and it was brilliant, and I just, 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:24.240 you know, I actually am devastated and got it. 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:26.600 I feel like we all are, though, we really are. 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:29.000 But you know what, it's going to be your acting 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:31.080 story that we'll be able to tell in years to come. 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:34.520 During your I don't know, some sixty minutes or Australian 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:37.360 story or something. A lot of people in the industry 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.120 have one. You know that Hey, Misch and Nandy were 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:40.440 acted very early in their career. 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:42.280 Said to me to help to cheer me up. It 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:42.840 was very sweet. 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:44.240 Christy Swan was axed. 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:47.360 Really yeah, but it's not about your talent or anything. 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:48.720 It is financial. 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:50.960 I'm going to read some of the comments. Katie said, 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:52.800 I think all the members of this group this is 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:55.079 in our Indurian idiots. I think all the members of 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:57.560 this group can say with confidence that this decision is 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:00.840 not a reflection of Cherry's talent. And you create brings 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:02.560 so much joy and comfort to those who hear it, 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:05.600 and it's evident in your interactions with others that you 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:07.720 have a heart of gold. I'm so sorry this happened. 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:09.319 And you have such a crowd of humans in your 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:12.040 corner rooting for you and who are excited to see 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:15.480 where you land because you have so much goodness to give. See, 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:16.280 that's gorgeous. 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:18.720 That's that's really nice. 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:21.040 And then Kate said, have a feeling that CHERI will 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:24.199 need another trip to the smash room. I have a 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:25.840 feeling that's actually why he did join us. 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:28.760 Yeah, that was the subtext with the smashing. 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:30.600 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:33.480 Anyway, let's continue with the show. I'm still on air, 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:36.280 by the way, for the next couple weeks. It's my choice. 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:37.800 And I do want to say, actually, because there are 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:40.160 a couple of comments, the ending of this podcast has 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:41.680 nothing to do with the ending of the radio show, 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:45.400 and it was actually, I mean, that's just a sick 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:46.240 way the world works. 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:49.360 Yeah, just pure fucking bad luck, weird coincidence. 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:51.600 No, but people have tried. I saw some comment as 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:54.120 connecting dots that aren't there to be connected. 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:56.880 Yeah, Justin said, oh my god, this is terrible. I 0:12:56.920 --> 0:12:59.160 guess this is why the podcast is ending. Also, since 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:01.400 the two of them will know be with iHeart No, 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:02.559 so not the case. 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:04.680 How will I will still be with iHeart? 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:07.000 General will still your heart. But also the way that 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:09.160 the structure that this works is we own this podcast. Yeah, 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:11.280 we're the bosses of the show, So we we give 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:14.000 our ad space to iHeartRadio and then they they sell 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:15.960 them and that's how we both make money whatever. But 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:18.880 it's got nothing. The contracts are completely separate, and it 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:21.560 was unfortunately one of those things in the world and 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:25.319 the universe. That was a shock, a bad coincidence of timings. 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:27.720 In fact, what you've actually just the kind of leads 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:29.480 me into my it gym as well. Do you want 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:31.040 me to get into it right now? 0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:33.720 Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah. I just want to say thank 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:35.120 you to the idiot, Thank you for you too. You've 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:37.040 been amazing. Friends, and to anyone that said to listen 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:38.640 to me on the radio, it will not be the 0:13:38.679 --> 0:13:39.600 last time you hear me. 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:41.160 Well, obviously not. 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:45.520 God, you have no platform. Now. I went from three 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:50.920 to zero in a week. It's all right, onwards and upwards. 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:53.280 Yes, exactly, Let's do your reach, all right, let's go. 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:56.440 Is it just me? 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:02.120 Is there a you need tiny part of you that 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:07.880 sees this as a good thing? My cutting, the tiny 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:10.439 part of me that sees it as an opportunity. 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:14.080 At first I was so angry, but now I feel like, 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:16.760 I don't know, it's like opened a new door, you know, 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:18.920 this could be such a positive thing. 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:21.200 Yeah, I mean, look, there is a little there's like 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:22.000 a fire in me. 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:22.480 Yeah. 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:24.280 Sorry not, I was fired. It's what I was trying 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:26.600 to say about. Sorry, sorry at me. No, No, there 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:28.160 is a little fire in me. But it's like I 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:30.560 can sense that it's burning, but it's not a full, 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:32.040 you know, stoked fire. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:34.120 Yet, what do you mean, Well. 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:36.240 I have that in me, and I go, yes, there's 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:38.040 so much I want to do. But you've got to 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:40.920 understand that, like kiss and broadcasting and being a radio 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:44.080 presenter was in my DNA exactly. So it's my reality 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:46.960 has been turned upside down. I spent more time in 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:49.320 the radio studio than I have in my house, genuinely. 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:51.880 I mean, there's no denying that that everything's been turned 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:54.680 upside down. But also having said that, am I right 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:56.680 in saying that this is the only place you've worked 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:57.240 in media? 0:14:57.760 --> 0:14:59.480 Yes? I had a brief din as a life saver 0:14:59.560 --> 0:14:59.920 that I was. 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:03.080 Like, not including coals and shit, But this is the 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:04.560 only place you've had a radio job. 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:05.440 Correct, correct? Yeah? 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:07.240 Yeah, And so I suppose there obviously is like a 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:11.040 sense of loyalty right massively, even a little bit of 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:12.920 Stockholm syndrome if you don't mind miss that. 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:15.680 Probably yeah, you're probably right. I mean, yes, you were 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:18.440 definitely right. When I was told I it was like, 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:21.120 it is so personal because you can't take it any 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:21.480 other way. 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:25.000 And also I will say that we recorded an episode 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:27.600 with Kate Langbrook hasn't come out yet. We're saving that 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:30.200 for next week. It is stick around. And at this 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:33.160 time you hadn't been let go and you were talking 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:36.040 to Kate about how much the job had become almost 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:39.880 like Groundhog Day. Your exact words, you described it as 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:44.200 an old old candle melting down. It kills you. Yes, 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:46.600 you were being dramatic, but there is truth behind that 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:50.000 because no denying that you fucking loved the job. Ye, 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:53.360 you appreciated it. You valued it because obviously it's a 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:56.440 good fucking opportunity. Why wouldn't you, But also it was 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:58.600 taking a little bit of a toll, wasn't it. 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:00.480 Well, I mean, if you want the truth, that's why 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:02.800 the podcast part of it is ending, because I was 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:03.640 we both. 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:05.280 Were, as we said at the time, too much juggling. 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:08.080 Yeah, I was exhausted and I've said it before before 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:09.840 I'd even chosen to leave this show and those shows 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:12.040 were cut. I was doing, I am doing what is it? Five? 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:16.880 Ten twelve shows a week, twelve content shows circ de 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:19.320 Salah don't even do twelve shows a week, and they're 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:19.920 flipp it like. 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:22.840 Not even alphabe, but can do fucking twelve No, Cynthia, 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:25.280 I'd like to see you try back exactly, to be honest, 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:27.200 and it was I was exhausted. 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:29.240 But I don't want this to be picked up or 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:31.720 taken by anyone that I wasn't grateful, loved the jobs, 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:32.720 or gave it one hundred percent. 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:35.280 Yeah, as I said, no denying that. But that's why 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:36.920 it's easier for me than it is for you to 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:40.440 see it as an opportunity to spread your wings, basically, 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:43.560 because I don't know how to describe it without sounding 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:46.960 like a bitch. How do I describe it? It's like 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:50.000 say it because Okay, well I've known you for fucking years, right, 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:51.160 what is it seven? 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:52.520 If it's seven years seven or eight? 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:55.240 And the whole time i've known you, you've been so 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:59.880 vivacious and energetic, full of life and colorful. Yeah, but 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:03.280 it's just been maybe in the last year or two 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:05.640 that that colorfulness there's a bit more gray in there 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:10.800 because it's becoming so groundhog day ish. Yeah, And obviously 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:12.879 you'd be a fool to throw in the towel. And 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:14.399 so I think this is where I'm getting a bit 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:16.120 woo woo. I never do this, but I'm getting weo 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:18.679 weoo I think the universe was like, I'm stepping in. 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:21.080 He's never gonna quit. In fact, you've been house hunting. 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:23.040 You were about to fucking sign a mortgage, making me 0:17:23.080 --> 0:17:26.399 more beholden to the job. The universe was like, nahap, 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:27.200 get out. 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:30.200 You're not the only person that I said that. Isn't 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:32.760 that weird? And it's also apparently in my Satin's return. 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:34.000 I don't know what that means. 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:34.560 We need to get. 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:36.120 No. 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:38.560 Hang on, here's a comment from Demi. All these doors 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:40.600 closing will only give you all the freedom in the 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:43.520 world to open some new and exciting ones. I just 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:45.359 know you'll play a huge part in the future of 0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:48.920 radio or TV or both. He's the nail on the head, Demi. 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:51.200 That's very sweet, I know, but it's just as scary, 0:17:51.320 --> 0:17:51.520 you know. 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:54.840 Yeah, Like you're obviously going to get another fucking gig. 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:57.199 No one doubts that at all. But even if it 0:17:57.240 --> 0:18:00.840 doesn't happen immediately, God, wouldn't a fucking gap year be 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:01.880 the most gorgeous thing? 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:03.040 Oh Mitchell, I don't. 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:05.080 Have to do anything. You can do what you want. 0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:09.280 Follow your curiosity. I know, so fulfilling, my. 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:11.879 Grace, my grace, my producer craz goes to me, do 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:13.760 I come to Gochella next year? IM, I can't. 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:18.240 I care you, Canchella. And that's what I meant about 0:18:18.240 --> 0:18:21.200 the last couple of years. Things that used to excite 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:23.760 you no longer were as much. No they were because 0:18:23.840 --> 0:18:27.560 your mind was like, it's either work or recharge two things. 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:29.080 But now you can just play well. 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:31.240 So if you want the truth of it, like you 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:34.280 kind of fit I got into in Stockholm syndrome is 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:36.840 the perfect way to describe it. I just got into 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:39.080 thinking that that was all I had to give, or 0:18:40.000 --> 0:18:41.840 the only product I was ever going to give, you know, 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:44.239 because you get so good at a product, like what 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:45.800 do they say, seven years in a job, that you're 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:48.199 a professional, Like you finally mastered your craft. I'm up 0:18:48.200 --> 0:18:50.600 to like nine. So I was like going in and 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:52.320 it was it was so easy for me to get 0:18:52.320 --> 0:18:54.960 out there, get a couple of easy gags, and continue 0:18:54.960 --> 0:18:58.280 on the radio that I'm excited to stretch a new 0:18:58.320 --> 0:18:58.960 side of my brain. 0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:02.680 Yeah. People have been saying to us for weeks, I'm 0:19:02.680 --> 0:19:05.200 so excited to see what you guys do next. Fuck me. Yeah, 0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:08.359 Now they mean it more than the world's your oyster. 0:19:08.480 --> 0:19:11.520 Our reunion's going to be so fucking live stream. It's 0:19:11.560 --> 0:19:12.520 going to go crazy. 0:19:12.680 --> 0:19:14.000 And now I could be the one to make fun 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:15.600 of you for not having a full time job. 0:19:15.760 --> 0:19:18.600 I have make fun of you. I admire and I respect, 0:19:18.600 --> 0:19:20.360 but the irony is not lost on me that now 0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:22.480 we've a very similar situation. 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:23.960 Welcome to the club. 0:19:24.880 --> 0:19:27.920 Also, like it's normal to have that fear as well, 0:19:27.960 --> 0:19:30.399 and I feel that like that fear will also drive 0:19:30.480 --> 0:19:34.520 you for sure. So don't beat yourself up about being 0:19:34.560 --> 0:19:36.840 scared and stuff, because I feel like that's normal. You've 0:19:37.520 --> 0:19:40.199 this has become your life. Yeah, and now it's just 0:19:40.240 --> 0:19:43.400 to explore more options and it's so exciting. 0:19:43.000 --> 0:19:45.399 And it's ally but also you're very safe. 0:19:45.680 --> 0:19:46.080 Yeah. 0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:47.600 Am I being able to do that? 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:47.880 Yeah? 0:19:47.920 --> 0:19:50.000 Because it's like you're going to end up homeless, not 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:51.879 being able to pay rent up work, you know what 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:54.840 I mean. Like you're in a good spot to take 0:19:54.880 --> 0:19:55.080 this on. 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:57.680 There's a payout, like, you know what. That's the truth 0:19:57.760 --> 0:20:00.800 of the matter is this industry is in a shit spot, 0:20:00.960 --> 0:20:03.920 right and it's no medium. Yeah, it's no one person's 0:20:03.920 --> 0:20:05.840 fault or no one company's fault, and it's keys to 0:20:05.840 --> 0:20:08.040 say around. It's all the networks, right, you know who 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:11.600 is fucked. It's the little people who don't have a profile, 0:20:11.720 --> 0:20:13.800 can't get on a podcast and can't go and do 0:20:13.840 --> 0:20:17.360 a dinnerly deal, you know, like it's it really is frightening. 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:19.359 And then there's there's such a small pool and it's 0:20:19.440 --> 0:20:22.080 dwindling day by day of roles that they can take. 0:20:22.480 --> 0:20:25.159 So I'm very blessed and that's not lost on me 0:20:25.200 --> 0:20:27.120 that I get to come on here and waffle and chat. 0:20:27.240 --> 0:20:29.800 So yeah, I just wanted to say that, Yeah, I 0:20:29.800 --> 0:20:31.560 feel like you're in a better spot today than you 0:20:31.600 --> 0:20:33.879 were even last week. I feel you've had time to 0:20:33.920 --> 0:20:36.360 process the whole thing, right, Yeah that's good. 0:20:36.400 --> 0:20:39.200 Yeah, definitely, Yeah, I'm better. But you know, there's highs 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:40.879 and there's lowers. It does, Evan, of course. 0:20:41.000 --> 0:20:43.240 Yeah, and it's also important not to bottle things up 0:20:43.560 --> 0:20:45.840 talk about it, and I feel like that makes you 0:20:45.840 --> 0:20:46.680 feel better as well. 0:20:46.920 --> 0:20:49.440 Yeah, well said, thanks guys, it's very nice. 0:20:49.480 --> 0:20:51.440 If I could wrap this whole conversation up, it would 0:20:51.440 --> 0:20:53.720 just be you'll be right, You'll be right, Yeah, no 0:20:53.800 --> 0:20:57.080 one's doubting it. Yeah, you'll be fucking right, hear here. 0:20:57.520 --> 0:21:04.960 So we do too early for that, as Helen Keller 0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:07.399 once said, this podcast. 0:21:06.920 --> 0:21:12.680 Is fucking dope you're listening to Is it just me? Okay? 0:21:12.880 --> 0:21:16.640 Coming up in Wednesdays, episode number fifty two, a new 0:21:16.720 --> 0:21:19.840 round of will It Yes. 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:21.679 No, the segment no one asked for. 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:23.240 Hey, you started it? 0:21:23.400 --> 0:21:25.959 I know, but bos are what off? Now? What are 0:21:25.960 --> 0:21:26.560 we doing? 0:21:27.000 --> 0:21:27.200 Well? 0:21:27.240 --> 0:21:28.440 Do you want me to tell you now? And should 0:21:28.440 --> 0:21:29.280 I save it to Wednesday? 0:21:29.320 --> 0:21:29.359 No? 0:21:29.480 --> 0:21:31.520 I like a surprise, because basically. 0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:33.280 Will it if you're if you're fucking new here is 0:21:33.320 --> 0:21:36.920 when we do weird food experiments done? Will it block 0:21:37.160 --> 0:21:37.720 our own dog? 0:21:37.720 --> 0:21:39.720 I watch the that we decided was it? Was it 0:21:39.800 --> 0:21:41.880 the cherry ripe chocolate block, which. 0:21:41.640 --> 0:21:43.880 We later found out is actually yeah, yeah, I think 0:21:43.880 --> 0:21:45.560 it was the Was it the ginger nut? 0:21:45.880 --> 0:21:47.600 Yeah? 0:21:47.680 --> 0:21:48.440 Yes, that was done? 0:21:48.480 --> 0:21:49.360 It amazing. 0:21:49.960 --> 0:21:51.760 And we also did will it Blend, which is where 0:21:51.760 --> 0:21:54.880 I just turned meals into SMOOTHI it's like a meat 0:21:54.880 --> 0:21:55.919 pine of big m into. 0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:58.800 A smoothie reversed, engineered and I had to guess the ingredients. 0:21:58.880 --> 0:22:01.080 And we've also done will It Cream, which was a 0:22:01.359 --> 0:22:02.480 di y ice cream. 0:22:02.640 --> 0:22:06.200 Oh, I thought you're talking about that night with Jenna. 0:22:05.080 --> 0:22:06.200 And it didn't on that night. 0:22:06.280 --> 0:22:07.840 No, I definitely did nothing. 0:22:08.720 --> 0:22:11.760 I've got a brand new will it another food experiment? 0:22:12.160 --> 0:22:13.359 I can tell you if you want. 0:22:14.520 --> 0:22:17.080 Do you know Jenna? I have told her, fuck you're 0:22:17.119 --> 0:22:20.560 doing car hoots. It's like my redundancy meeting all over again. 0:22:21.160 --> 0:22:23.520 Two people privy to info that I know nothing about. 0:22:23.600 --> 0:22:26.400 Well, we had to figure out something because someone's been moping. 0:22:27.720 --> 0:22:29.680 Don't you start me. I'm allowed to mope. 0:22:29.800 --> 0:22:32.480 Sorry, you haven't given me the permission to be. It's 0:22:32.560 --> 0:22:32.960 not too. 0:22:32.920 --> 0:22:36.480 Too soon, so let's keep it a surprise for me. 0:22:36.520 --> 0:22:39.000 All right, Well that's coming up on Wednesday. Meanwhile, should 0:22:39.000 --> 0:22:40.479 we head to the phone for me to get one 0:22:40.480 --> 0:22:42.280 of our beautiful idiots on for an Is it just you? 0:22:42.440 --> 0:22:44.280 Let's do it. Ours are a bit mopey today, like 0:22:44.280 --> 0:22:46.560 speaking of moping, so let's get someone on. We're going 0:22:46.600 --> 0:22:50.400 to Victoria today. Back us Marsh, backus march back as 0:22:50.560 --> 0:22:53.320 march Marsh. We'll ask your Chloe. 0:22:53.400 --> 0:22:57.359 Yeah, some just sound and me I don't know, backus Marsh. 0:22:58.520 --> 0:23:00.920 Hello, Hi Choe. 0:23:00.680 --> 0:23:06.320 N Oh my god, Hi guys. Nothing. I'm just at 0:23:06.359 --> 0:23:07.119 work at the moment. 0:23:07.240 --> 0:23:07.840 Oh what do you do? 0:23:08.800 --> 0:23:11.159 I work at a car wash? 0:23:10.480 --> 0:23:12.679 Oh, oh my god. Can you describe to me the 0:23:12.680 --> 0:23:14.760 most revolting car that's ever come your way. 0:23:15.760 --> 0:23:17.439 It's not even the cars, it's the people. 0:23:18.080 --> 0:23:19.880 Of course, you just want to give them a rints too. 0:23:19.960 --> 0:23:22.240 Right, Oh my god, I can't even shay you what 0:23:22.240 --> 0:23:22.639 I want to do. 0:23:23.440 --> 0:23:25.399 I can imagine. What do people get mad about? What 0:23:25.440 --> 0:23:27.560 the car isn't polished up to their standards. 0:23:27.920 --> 0:23:30.720 It's yeah, it's mainly just like the cars aren't clean enough. 0:23:30.760 --> 0:23:32.960 I'm like, well, you have to hand scrub it properly, and. 0:23:32.920 --> 0:23:35.480 Also they have to pay for the xy clean, right 0:23:35.520 --> 0:23:37.919 if they want it done perfectly exactly? 0:23:38.359 --> 0:23:39.760 Well, how long have you listened to the show? 0:23:41.560 --> 0:23:47.640 Oh my god, my friend shout out Georgina. Hi, she 0:23:47.880 --> 0:23:50.280 showed me. I think it was the episode where you 0:23:50.680 --> 0:23:51.880 started micro were they? 0:23:52.480 --> 0:23:56.880 Oh my god, that was in season two ship. 0:23:57.760 --> 0:24:00.320 Yeah. I think that was like either before COVID or just. 0:24:00.400 --> 0:24:04.280 Started or okay, well listen, we haves pronunciation. 0:24:04.359 --> 0:24:06.120 I believe it was got back when we're doing those 0:24:06.160 --> 0:24:09.680 remember that. All right, We're gonna let Bradley we know. 0:24:09.600 --> 0:24:11.399 About Bachus Marsh. Where where the fuck's that? 0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:14.959 So BACKA smash is basically like forty five minutes from 0:24:14.960 --> 0:24:17.639 the city, pending traffic, and forty five minutes from Ballarat. 0:24:18.040 --> 0:24:20.400 Oh, it's been such a nice position. 0:24:20.840 --> 0:24:24.000 It used to be like the stopover town, like gold 0:24:24.040 --> 0:24:25.040 mining era. 0:24:25.240 --> 0:24:26.280 I believe gorgeous. 0:24:26.280 --> 0:24:27.560 Have you been to Sovereign Hill? 0:24:28.520 --> 0:24:30.840 I did. I haven't been like in a few years. 0:24:30.840 --> 0:24:33.160 I think the last time I went I was in primary. 0:24:33.560 --> 0:24:37.639 Bradley, it looks lovely backus Marsh anyway, Yeah, you're right, Bradley, 0:24:37.680 --> 0:24:39.480 he's ready to count you win, Chlo, have you got it? 0:24:39.520 --> 0:24:40.520 Needs to just me? Ready to go? 0:24:40.960 --> 0:24:41.600 Absolutely? 0:24:41.640 --> 0:24:45.199 Here we go? Is it just me? 0:24:49.160 --> 0:24:51.640 Is it really therapeutic to write out a small list 0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:53.840 of inconveniences for your enemies? 0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:56.240 I like that? 0:24:56.280 --> 0:24:58.600 Wait, wait, wait for them? 0:24:59.040 --> 0:25:01.480 Yeah? Like so you don't want to wish grievers bodily 0:25:01.480 --> 0:25:05.720 harm towards someone. Never So two months ago I started 0:25:05.720 --> 0:25:06.200 a list. 0:25:06.480 --> 0:25:08.840 Oh this sounds fantastic. So like this is the punishment 0:25:08.880 --> 0:25:10.320 you're manifesting for them? 0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:11.960 Yeah, oh my god? 0:25:12.000 --> 0:25:13.080 What did I make a paper cut? 0:25:13.160 --> 0:25:13.360 Yeah? 0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:13.879 Read the man? 0:25:14.000 --> 0:25:15.960 So if you want to pick a number each, I'll 0:25:16.080 --> 0:25:17.840 go so far. 0:25:18.040 --> 0:25:21.440 How long's the list? There's forty, I'll go thirty seven 0:25:21.480 --> 0:25:22.160 my favorite number? 0:25:22.359 --> 0:25:24.280 All right, No, you just individually? 0:25:24.359 --> 0:25:26.040 Yeah, okay, you start thirty seven? 0:25:26.320 --> 0:25:31.520 So thirty seven is I hope your candle never burns evenly. 0:25:33.480 --> 0:25:34.800 Horrible when that happens. 0:25:35.119 --> 0:25:38.160 Bloody tunnel and you can never get that hump, can you. Now, 0:25:38.200 --> 0:25:40.280 there's always a candle hump or a hill And no 0:25:40.280 --> 0:25:42.359 matter I light the candle, that hold on the side 0:25:42.359 --> 0:25:43.080 and try to burn it. 0:25:43.200 --> 0:25:44.480 And people tell you if you put a bit of 0:25:44.520 --> 0:25:46.479 foil over it, it should even it out. No, it never 0:25:46.520 --> 0:25:48.080 works for me. It never works for me. 0:25:48.200 --> 0:25:49.960 That's fantastic or all right. 0:25:50.080 --> 0:25:53.440 My turn, my turn, okay. Number twenty three. 0:25:54.359 --> 0:25:58.879 Twenty three is I hope when you're building a flat 0:25:58.960 --> 0:26:02.560 pack finish and see one piece to the side and 0:26:02.640 --> 0:26:04.159 never know where it was meant to go. 0:26:05.040 --> 0:26:08.040 Oh my god, that's the best and it's going to 0:26:08.080 --> 0:26:10.440 be a little bit ricketty for its whole fucking life. 0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:10.880 That thing. 0:26:11.000 --> 0:26:13.359 Oh that's amazing. I swear they put extras in just 0:26:13.359 --> 0:26:14.000 a funk with us. 0:26:14.119 --> 0:26:16.520 Yeah, it's just a drive puzzle. It's an adult puzzle, 0:26:16.560 --> 0:26:16.960 all right. 0:26:17.359 --> 0:26:22.280 Give me Chloe thirteen thirteen as if you haven't had 0:26:22.320 --> 0:26:24.040 enough bad luck, that's my lucky number. 0:26:24.200 --> 0:26:27.439 This isn't going to do well for your ego. Chury okay, God, 0:26:27.880 --> 0:26:30.280 I hope in a group's photo. The person who's taking 0:26:30.280 --> 0:26:33.320 a photos finger is over the lens, only covering your face. 0:26:35.400 --> 0:26:36.480 That's fucking cruel. 0:26:36.480 --> 0:26:37.280 That would upset me. 0:26:37.400 --> 0:26:39.400 Great, God, it's so funny. 0:26:39.720 --> 0:26:41.280 You get what you get and you don't get upset. 0:26:41.280 --> 0:26:43.840 All right, Am I going to be greedy for asking 0:26:43.880 --> 0:26:45.280 for another one? I'm loving this? 0:26:45.480 --> 0:26:45.640 Yeah? 0:26:45.680 --> 0:26:49.080 I know I would read the whole list to you guys, 0:26:49.440 --> 0:26:50.240 So go for it. 0:26:50.240 --> 0:26:51.640 Gus, give us a couple of notables. 0:26:52.200 --> 0:26:53.920 Yeah, actually, you tell us your favorites. 0:26:55.760 --> 0:26:57.720 I hope you always get a trolley with a broken 0:26:57.760 --> 0:27:02.639 wheel the worst. Oh, this one's actually happened to me, 0:27:02.680 --> 0:27:04.880 and that's why it's on the list. Yes, I hope 0:27:04.880 --> 0:27:07.159 every time you say something funny, no one but the 0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:09.760 person next to you shears it and repeats it and 0:27:09.800 --> 0:27:10.560 everyone laughs. 0:27:10.600 --> 0:27:13.120 That happens to me all the time. You know who's 0:27:13.160 --> 0:27:16.119 actually the queen of saying exactly what I said, but 0:27:16.280 --> 0:27:20.399 louder and then claiming the laughs riving reporter Oscar all 0:27:20.440 --> 0:27:23.200 the time, and I don't let him have the win. 0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:27.399 I'm like, but no one ever sides to all Right, 0:27:27.440 --> 0:27:29.679 one more give us your best? Yeah, no, not one more? 0:27:30.440 --> 0:27:33.200 Yeah, I need more? What about number seven? 0:27:33.520 --> 0:27:35.440 I was gonna say, I'm seven. 0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:39.440 Oh op. When you cook chips in the oven, they 0:27:39.520 --> 0:27:41.440 never crisp and it's always soggy. 0:27:42.200 --> 0:27:45.000 Oh my god. You know oven chips have They never work? 0:27:45.480 --> 0:27:47.639 Oven chips never work for me. Are either too burnt 0:27:47.680 --> 0:27:49.159 or they're wet in the middle and cold. 0:27:48.880 --> 0:27:50.800 And yeah, they feel very mashed potato. 0:27:52.560 --> 0:27:53.120 I agree with. 0:27:53.080 --> 0:27:54.520 You, I say, air friers for the wind. 0:27:54.560 --> 0:27:55.920 All right, thirty one? 0:27:56.440 --> 0:27:57.720 Your age thirty one? 0:27:58.320 --> 0:28:00.000 Shut up? Not this sweet? 0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:02.080 It's actually mine. 0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:07.480 I hope you order clothes online or you buy in 0:28:07.600 --> 0:28:09.760 store and get them the wrong size and you can't 0:28:09.800 --> 0:28:11.399 return it because it was a sale item. 0:28:11.560 --> 0:28:15.639 Oh, this is fantastic. I don't want to say that 0:28:15.840 --> 0:28:17.600 I have a favorite. Is it just you call? But 0:28:17.640 --> 0:28:20.159 this is fantastic. Are you in our group, Chloe? 0:28:20.640 --> 0:28:22.639 I'm not as active as I would like to be. 0:28:23.600 --> 0:28:25.000 Please post the full list? 0:28:25.119 --> 0:28:25.920 Yes, good idea. 0:28:26.440 --> 0:28:28.080 Oh absolutely, I'll do that right now. 0:28:28.240 --> 0:28:30.000 No, not right now, wait till the episode comes out. 0:28:30.200 --> 0:28:31.520 It'll make no fucking sense to anyone. 0:28:31.600 --> 0:28:34.280 Yet, everyone's like, shut up, you boys, make the content. 0:28:35.160 --> 0:28:37.919 Sorry, I bet the bullet there you're fine. 0:28:38.000 --> 0:28:40.640 Yeah, So idiots head along to Enduring Idiots. There's a 0:28:40.640 --> 0:28:42.120 link in the show notes if you're not already part 0:28:42.120 --> 0:28:44.320 of our Facebook group so you can see the full list. 0:28:44.360 --> 0:28:45.880 I actually can't wait to see it myself. I mean, 0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:48.120 did you come up with all of these yourself? Yep. 0:28:48.440 --> 0:28:52.280 I will say about ninety percent of the list has 0:28:52.360 --> 0:28:53.880 happened to me and that's why. 0:28:54.000 --> 0:28:56.280 And you're like, I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. 0:28:56.400 --> 0:29:01.720 Actually, yeah, I do, actually have to amazing. I'd love 0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:03.520 to its great, all right, cloth. 0:29:04.120 --> 0:29:06.160 Something happening to someone and be like, I don't want 0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:08.959 that to happen to me at all. 0:29:09.040 --> 0:29:11.280 Right. We'll make sure you message Prize keep It Jenna 0:29:11.320 --> 0:29:14.480 on our Instagram and she'll send you your umbrella umbrella. 0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:15.480 Do I get an umbrella? Yes? 0:29:15.520 --> 0:29:15.680 You do? 0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:16.760 You get an umbrella? 0:29:17.440 --> 0:29:17.840 Oh? My? 0:29:19.600 --> 0:29:20.400 One of how many? 0:29:22.200 --> 0:29:23.360 No, there's five left? 0:29:23.760 --> 0:29:24.760 My lucky number. 0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:30.120 Five. Give us five before you go. Number yeah, number five, 0:29:30.200 --> 0:29:30.880 number five. 0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:34.680 Number five. I hope McDonald's mess up your order and 0:29:34.760 --> 0:29:36.400 you don't realize until you're already home. 0:29:39.520 --> 0:29:43.520 It's always the chips or the sources or just not 0:29:43.600 --> 0:29:45.280 in there. Chloe, this is one of the best calls. 0:29:45.840 --> 0:29:48.800 Is great. Thank you, love your hen, Thanks for calling 0:29:48.800 --> 0:29:54.600 the show. Hi guys. Sorry out all right, Well that 0:29:54.720 --> 0:29:55.080 was great. 0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:55.760 I loved that. 0:29:55.800 --> 0:29:57.280 And if you want to be one of the final 0:29:57.640 --> 0:29:59.960 is it just you callers on this podcast and win 0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:02.480 yourself one of the unbrowners and a tope bag because 0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:05.520 we're gonna get rid of them before we exit for good. 0:30:06.320 --> 0:30:08.640 You can DM whatever's on your mind to our Instagram 0:30:08.680 --> 0:30:10.360 at a couple of mitches, or send a text to 0:30:10.400 --> 0:30:16.040 this number. I'll thought till nine a two zero two 0:30:19.880 --> 0:30:29.040 nine on the fly, sorry, bucket list on the fly. Yeah, 0:30:29.320 --> 0:30:32.440 I just thought of this. Should we try and get 0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:36.320 before we finish a straight male caller for an if 0:30:36.360 --> 0:30:38.080 it just you? I don't think we've ever had one. 0:30:38.080 --> 0:30:40.880 I could be wrong. Please it's mostly women engage, which 0:30:41.000 --> 0:30:42.800 nothing wrong with that. There are people, but I just 0:30:42.840 --> 0:30:44.280 love for the novelty for something to be. 0:30:44.320 --> 0:30:47.160 Like good a fella time we thought we had when 0:30:47.160 --> 0:30:49.960 we were Gasolin. It was Mitch that fucking top from 0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:53.000 I remember sound. The show has got me through some 0:30:53.080 --> 0:30:56.520 dark times with my gorgeous boyfriend. 0:30:56.040 --> 0:30:58.920 Cloth that guy. Yeah, let's do it anyway. Sorry, we 0:30:59.040 --> 0:31:00.680 were we on the thought. That's good. 0:31:00.880 --> 0:31:03.880 On that note, we are going to go Yeah we better. Yeah, 0:31:03.920 --> 0:31:06.240 thanks for listening everyone, it's been a big week. 0:31:06.880 --> 0:31:09.080 Definitely been a fucking big week for you, right. 0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:11.400 Oh my god, it has Jesus? Is that man sort 0:31:11.400 --> 0:31:13.960 of charge slaughter? 0:31:14.000 --> 0:31:14.840 It's twenty twenty four. 0:31:15.000 --> 0:31:18.760 Yeah, just slaughter? Really, I mean, you don't put anything 0:31:18.800 --> 0:31:22.320 before it. You know, someone called me out on my 0:31:23.200 --> 0:31:25.560 former radio show. They DM me and they were like, 0:31:25.600 --> 0:31:27.480 you need to stop saying ladies and gentlemen. And I 0:31:27.520 --> 0:31:29.240 want to. I want to be so inclusive and I 0:31:29.280 --> 0:31:33.000 actually actively try, but there's just not a good gender 0:31:33.040 --> 0:31:35.600 neutral term for ladies and gentlemen that has the grandeur 0:31:35.640 --> 0:31:36.480 of ladies in gentlemen? 0:31:36.520 --> 0:31:37.240 What about folks? 0:31:38.040 --> 0:31:38.520 Let me try. 0:31:38.600 --> 0:31:43.520 I don't hate welcome Hello bugs. Yeah that just sounded 0:31:43.560 --> 0:31:44.720 like you said hello bags. 0:31:45.200 --> 0:31:46.600 It reminds me of bugs bunny. 0:31:49.160 --> 0:31:52.400 Yeah, No, all right, I don't know. Oh, everyone everyone. 0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:53.640 Works, Yeah, everyone's fine. 0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:56.960 You can't say guys, no party people. 0:31:58.480 --> 0:31:58.800 Radio? 0:31:58.960 --> 0:32:02.560 Hey, party people please? No, that was never the radio 0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:04.040 I made for your last show? 0:32:04.080 --> 0:32:05.840 Can you say party people? 0:32:06.480 --> 0:32:09.200 Do you have any stories about like fuck ups you 0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:11.080 made when you were new to radio? But it's early 0:32:11.760 --> 0:32:13.360 it's early days. What do you mean. 0:32:14.280 --> 0:32:17.160 I'm just I'm still grieving. I'm not ready to look back. 0:32:17.320 --> 0:32:20.000 Oh, I was more celebrating how far you've come. 0:32:20.080 --> 0:32:22.120 Oh that's sweet. Now. I took the radio station off 0:32:22.160 --> 0:32:24.480 her in the first couple of weeks, and my boss said, made, 0:32:24.480 --> 0:32:25.960 if you do that again, we're going to send you 0:32:26.000 --> 0:32:29.000 back to radio school. And I just had an that's 0:32:29.600 --> 0:32:30.280 to radio. 0:32:30.040 --> 0:32:33.680 School, which is so impressive in itself. By the way, 0:32:33.760 --> 0:32:37.280 Oh okay, we don't need that, comprete. Yeah, because also 0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:38.720 I had to learn how to use the panel, and 0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:39.600 and remember, how do. 0:32:39.600 --> 0:32:39.960 You use that? 0:32:40.240 --> 0:32:43.680 I know, and with your memory after a gap year, 0:32:44.760 --> 0:32:46.680 you look at the panel and go, fuck, what is 0:32:46.760 --> 0:32:49.200 all this? Now to riding the bike, I recognize don't 0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:51.280 know how to use it, and I'm very rarely used it. 0:32:51.640 --> 0:32:54.959 Yeah, you're right, what bikes or radio panels? Yeah? All right, 0:32:55.000 --> 0:32:56.280 we'll see you guys in a couple of days. 0:32:56.280 --> 0:32:57.560 Talk to you very soon. Idiots. 0:32:57.560 --> 0:32:58.520 So yeah, fine? 0:32:58.720 --> 0:33:01.760 Is it just a podcast by a. 0:33:01.720 --> 0:33:02.680 Couple of minches. 0:33:03.000 --> 0:33:07.560 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcastuff. 0:33:28.480 --> 0:33:31.520 Welcome to add refound secret segment on the end. We 0:33:31.600 --> 0:33:33.280 pretend the show is done, but it's not. We just 0:33:33.280 --> 0:33:35.360 have a little yap for a while, catch it up 0:33:35.400 --> 0:33:36.040 and planned here. 0:33:36.240 --> 0:33:38.440 God, it has been a fucking weekend. 0:33:39.040 --> 0:33:39.959 I can imagine. 0:33:40.040 --> 0:33:43.160 I notice we got over review. They're obviously waning because 0:33:43.200 --> 0:33:45.200 we're wrapping up, so people think why bother? 0:33:45.960 --> 0:33:48.680 Well, I disagree with that because if someone stumbled across 0:33:48.720 --> 0:33:50.880 our podcast and I think should I listen, I reckon 0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:54.000 the most recent review should be Yes, they're gone, but 0:33:54.080 --> 0:33:56.120 it's worth the beam. Yeah, yeah, yep. 0:33:56.160 --> 0:33:58.840 So if you're listening, yeah, well we got a new 0:33:58.840 --> 0:34:02.000 one top shelf from Chris sad. It's ending, but this 0:34:02.000 --> 0:34:04.040 podcast is one of the very best worth going back 0:34:04.040 --> 0:34:04.840 and listening to them all. 0:34:05.440 --> 0:34:07.080 Come on you what was it? 0:34:07.160 --> 0:34:10.400 Yeah, Chris Hassel, I think he said Crease Joel Creesy's written. 0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:12.560 I wish you all every success for your careers and 0:34:12.560 --> 0:34:14.800 thanks for the podcast. It's been nice, different, unusual. 0:34:15.160 --> 0:34:17.239 Oh I like that. 0:34:17.400 --> 0:34:20.320 Love that, So please guys, come on give us a 0:34:20.360 --> 0:34:23.200 little review. Does it honestly helps a lot? 0:34:23.400 --> 0:34:29.040 Literally, as Oscar would say, please please please pay us 0:34:29.200 --> 0:34:29.719 my star. 0:34:31.440 --> 0:34:36.000 Yeah yeah, I love that gorgeous original song. 0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:41.640 Sweet So I'm at the time of record. By the way, 0:34:41.680 --> 0:34:46.120 it is Seawan's birthday today, Happy birthday, Sean, Happy birthday, 0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:50.359 And I'm slightly furious because my plan was ruined. I 0:34:50.400 --> 0:34:54.600 had this slightly evil plan to make him almost question 0:34:54.760 --> 0:34:57.600 or worry that has Mitchell forgotten? Because I was going 0:34:57.680 --> 0:35:00.920 to say nothing all week, even on the before his birthday, 0:35:00.960 --> 0:35:03.560 say nothing and have him think has he forgotten? And 0:35:03.560 --> 0:35:06.000 then the plan was to get up extra early and 0:35:06.120 --> 0:35:09.280 be like, here are your presents. I'm all that haven't forgotten. 0:35:09.719 --> 0:35:13.200 But then the fucking florist that I organized to have 0:35:13.200 --> 0:35:15.760 flowers delivered on his birthday to his office, they delivered 0:35:15.800 --> 0:35:16.439 them a day early. 0:35:17.120 --> 0:35:19.360 Oh no, so it blew the surprise. 0:35:19.520 --> 0:35:22.080 Yes, because he sent me a photo be like I 0:35:22.120 --> 0:35:23.880 love them, thank you so much. And I was like, fuck, 0:35:24.040 --> 0:35:27.479 now we know that I clearly remembered the birthday. Yes, yes, yes, 0:35:27.520 --> 0:35:30.320 And the florists actually today they sent me this huge 0:35:30.360 --> 0:35:32.720 apology being like, we've just seen we caught the delivery 0:35:32.800 --> 0:35:34.520 day wrong. And I was like, you know what, a 0:35:34.640 --> 0:35:37.600 day early is better than a day late. I'll forgive you. 0:35:37.719 --> 0:35:40.600 So did Sean still appreciate the flowers? He still love them? 0:35:40.719 --> 0:35:43.160 Yes, he still did. But then also the night before 0:35:43.239 --> 0:35:47.759 his birthday, another surprise got ruined because I bought him 0:35:47.800 --> 0:35:50.680 tickets to see fuck what's it called? It's some play? 0:35:50.719 --> 0:35:52.120 At Belvoir Street Theater. 0:35:51.920 --> 0:35:54.440 That has august Osage County. 0:35:54.560 --> 0:35:55.279 Yes, oh my. 0:35:55.160 --> 0:35:57.280 God, I've been in august I Sage County. 0:35:57.360 --> 0:36:01.120 Really at the reason that I got tickets to that, 0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:04.120 it's because it has Pamela Ray, the Chicken Plate, the 0:36:04.160 --> 0:36:09.960 freak on Wentworth. I got tickets like a Saturday matinee. 0:36:09.560 --> 0:36:10.680 Gorgeous, perfect for you. 0:36:10.840 --> 0:36:12.759 Yeah, I know right, It's also quite a long shot, 0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:15.480 so I was like, you'll get the matinee. But the 0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:18.400 reason I got spoiled is because Sean mentioned something about 0:36:18.520 --> 0:36:21.080 his plans for Saturday afternoon, and I went what Because 0:36:21.080 --> 0:36:22.960 I was so confident, like what would he be doing 0:36:22.960 --> 0:36:25.320 on a Saturday afternoon because normally if he has plans, 0:36:25.360 --> 0:36:27.200 I'm involved, and I know we didn't have plans. I 0:36:27.239 --> 0:36:29.760 was like, what the fuck are you doing Saturday afternoon? 0:36:30.920 --> 0:36:32.759 He ruined the surprise because they had to tell him 0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:35.800 what I planned. And yes, he made himself available. But 0:36:35.840 --> 0:36:38.040 then I was like, your actual birthday is going to 0:36:38.080 --> 0:36:40.919 be shipped now. No flowers, no tickets. The only thing 0:36:41.160 --> 0:36:43.640 he got today was his present from Isabella, which was 0:36:43.680 --> 0:36:44.319 a bird bath. 0:36:45.560 --> 0:36:47.479 You got Sean a bird bath? 0:36:48.880 --> 0:36:51.799 Sorry, and got a very selfish gift give, but it 0:36:51.840 --> 0:36:54.000 was more for her. There were birds to. 0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:57.280 At least she did it on his birthday, thinking. 0:36:57.080 --> 0:36:58.520 I was to give your old apartment. You've got plenty 0:36:58.560 --> 0:36:59.399 of him for a bird barth. 0:36:59.520 --> 0:37:03.520 Now, in fact, it looks heavier. That thing is going 0:37:03.560 --> 0:37:04.359 to blow away. 0:37:04.560 --> 0:37:05.480 You think it's fake. 0:37:05.560 --> 0:37:07.760 I'm going to show you a photo of his bird bath. Actually, 0:37:09.040 --> 0:37:11.280 I'm like, I need something sturdy because it gets windy 0:37:11.320 --> 0:37:12.760 on the bloody pent house balcony. 0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:15.080 And she pick it up? Where did she get it? 0:37:15.560 --> 0:37:16.400 She clicking collected. 0:37:16.520 --> 0:37:18.040 Yeah, she's clever. 0:37:18.560 --> 0:37:21.359 Yeah, do you have many birds on the balcony? 0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:25.080 Yeah's mental for them. She's never more alan. 0:37:25.880 --> 0:37:27.040 She loves to yep, doesn't she? 0:37:27.960 --> 0:37:29.680 It's n y E p T yep. 0:37:30.840 --> 0:37:32.080 What does Connie do? Does she me? 0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:32.920 I know? 0:37:33.000 --> 0:37:33.319 She goes? 0:37:34.120 --> 0:37:37.000 Does she then mew? That's not classic? 0:37:37.160 --> 0:37:38.680 But lately she's been sneezing. 0:37:39.440 --> 0:37:40.479 Oh it's a bella. 0:37:40.520 --> 0:37:42.240 Do they really? 0:37:42.440 --> 0:37:45.719 Because I was here? Yeah, Like she woke me up 0:37:45.840 --> 0:37:47.240 last night because I heard. 0:37:48.160 --> 0:37:51.000 It's such a weird found the cat the cat sleeves 0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:56.839 here we go. Look does that not look heavy? Oh? 0:37:56.880 --> 0:37:58.840 That looks very It looks like it's made of like 0:37:58.880 --> 0:38:00.000 an intense metal. 0:38:00.440 --> 0:38:03.719 Not the case, and they sent tent pegs to hold 0:38:03.719 --> 0:38:05.440 it down, which I assume you would do it in 0:38:05.480 --> 0:38:05.759 a guard. 0:38:06.000 --> 0:38:08.200 I can't do that on a figure out a way 0:38:08.200 --> 0:38:09.799 to scroll down. Get some sticky What does the feet 0:38:09.840 --> 0:38:10.120 look like? 0:38:10.320 --> 0:38:10.520 Oh? 0:38:10.560 --> 0:38:11.480 God, yeah it does. 0:38:11.640 --> 0:38:13.239 So it's not metal. It's like plastic, is it? 0:38:13.560 --> 0:38:17.440 Oh that's so annoy It was metal. 0:38:18.160 --> 0:38:19.880 I think you could just get like a three M 0:38:20.000 --> 0:38:21.760 strip and sticky it stick to the ground. 0:38:22.080 --> 0:38:23.520 I don't know if that would be strong enough. 0:38:23.520 --> 0:38:27.160 I'll just get like a like a nice decorative heavy sandbag. 0:38:28.800 --> 0:38:29.399 Sand bag. 0:38:29.480 --> 0:38:31.719 I don't think they make them. It's my drag queen 0:38:31.800 --> 0:38:33.759 name was King in the stage decorative. 0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:36.359 Sandbag, Sandra Bag. 0:38:36.440 --> 0:38:42.240 Call me Sam Sandra Bag. Oh funny, Well, happy birthday, Seane. 0:38:43.160 --> 0:38:44.000 What are you doing tonight? 0:38:45.080 --> 0:38:47.200 We're just gonna grab a pub me or nothing fancy? 0:38:47.239 --> 0:38:49.319 Yeah, cute. Yeah, you want to tell people? Oh did 0:38:49.320 --> 0:38:50.600 you say this on the podcast or is this one? 0:38:50.600 --> 0:38:53.320 We're being actual personal friends. Isabella on the leash. 0:38:54.480 --> 0:38:55.520 Oh I don't think I have. 0:38:55.719 --> 0:38:59.280 Oh, but your walks Isabella his cat on a leash, 0:38:59.520 --> 0:38:59.959 not red. 0:39:00.440 --> 0:39:02.719 But Sean had the day off work, which is rare, 0:39:03.120 --> 0:39:04.640 and he's like, I'm going to go for a quick walk. 0:39:04.680 --> 0:39:06.640 Do you want to come with me? And I said, yeah, oh, come, 0:39:07.040 --> 0:39:09.080 and then he goes, it's such a shame that Isabella 0:39:09.120 --> 0:39:11.160 can't just come for a walk with us, and I 0:39:11.200 --> 0:39:14.040 was like, hang the fuck on life bs before Sean, 0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:15.880 I did have to take her for walks because the 0:39:15.960 --> 0:39:17.120 vet said she was fucking. 0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:19.600 Overweight, she was porky. She s trimmed down, yes. 0:39:19.400 --> 0:39:22.480 Majorly, And so I was like, I'll get the leash. 0:39:22.680 --> 0:39:24.400 We'll take her with us in the prem, take her 0:39:24.400 --> 0:39:26.880 to the park and then let her out of the 0:39:26.920 --> 0:39:28.560 prem and see if she wants to wander through the 0:39:28.560 --> 0:39:32.080 trees and shit, maybe nipped some bird ye. And then 0:39:32.360 --> 0:39:34.200 as we're leaving the house, we've got a message in 0:39:34.239 --> 0:39:36.440 one of the group chat's been like who wants to 0:39:36.640 --> 0:39:40.680 wfb as in work from Bowlow And so I was like, 0:39:40.760 --> 0:39:42.600 fuck it, Sean, We're taking the cat to the Bowlow. 0:39:42.640 --> 0:39:43.919 Now they're going to get the shock of their lives. 0:39:43.920 --> 0:39:45.720 And it's a few of my friends down there working 0:39:45.760 --> 0:39:48.640 at the fucking bowling club. It's like in the beer 0:39:48.719 --> 0:39:51.160 garden with some drinks with their laptops and we just 0:39:51.239 --> 0:39:54.720 turn up with a fucking cat and pram hot pink leish. 0:39:55.160 --> 0:39:57.520 It's a big milestone. It's Abella's first BOWLO. 0:39:57.320 --> 0:40:02.120 Tripped by the look of that photo. She looks terrified. 0:40:02.120 --> 0:40:02.520 Didn't love it? 0:40:03.160 --> 0:40:07.360 Photo? Enjoy idiots Facebook, Bella, what about where it? Mitches? 0:40:07.360 --> 0:40:09.279 The other day signing mugs, which, by the way, is 0:40:09.280 --> 0:40:10.759 still available if you like to buy one. 0:40:10.800 --> 0:40:12.600 Oh yeah, we're coming towards the end of mug. Member, 0:40:12.600 --> 0:40:13.520 we're more than half way through. 0:40:13.560 --> 0:40:14.319 It looks so cute. 0:40:14.640 --> 0:40:16.160 Fact, well more than halfway. 0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:17.440 It's almost the end of Why do I think it 0:40:17.480 --> 0:40:18.239 was the fifteenth today? 0:40:18.280 --> 0:40:18.920 What's wrong with her? 0:40:18.960 --> 0:40:19.000 No? 0:40:19.160 --> 0:40:21.400 No, no, as almost the end of November. I mean, 0:40:21.480 --> 0:40:22.640 if you want to mar a couple of minches dot 0:40:22.680 --> 0:40:26.080 com dot but I said, I said, hi, Connie Isabella. 0:40:26.640 --> 0:40:29.040 You both went you idiot, and she looked at you 0:40:29.120 --> 0:40:32.440 like what a fool she did. 0:40:30.560 --> 0:40:34.480 She she's fat phobic though, because when I was really overweight, 0:40:34.560 --> 0:40:35.640 she was terrified. 0:40:35.400 --> 0:40:36.520 Because you called her fat. 0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:39.600 Well, it could bond over that it was we could connect. 0:40:39.680 --> 0:40:40.560 She knew and I knew. 0:40:40.800 --> 0:40:42.960 You know, did you also lose the weight by being 0:40:43.000 --> 0:40:43.680 kept on a leash? 0:40:44.760 --> 0:40:45.640 Only that one time? 0:40:46.600 --> 0:40:48.680 Anyway, That's that's what's been happening. In my week. And 0:40:48.680 --> 0:40:51.200 that's what's been happening in your week, Jenna. 0:40:52.040 --> 0:40:55.600 Yeah, nothing much, really hanging with Connie. Connie has been sneezing. 0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:58.720 I called the vet yesterday and asked, what's the problem. 0:40:59.040 --> 0:41:01.359 They said, don't worry, she's been eating, which she has. 0:41:01.480 --> 0:41:03.080 So yeah, that's been my week. 0:41:03.520 --> 0:41:05.440 How much does it cost to have a telehealth with 0:41:05.480 --> 0:41:06.839 a Vetinarian? 0:41:07.040 --> 0:41:07.400 I don't know. 0:41:07.440 --> 0:41:08.200 I didn't pay. 0:41:08.400 --> 0:41:09.040 Oh you're free. 0:41:09.080 --> 0:41:11.080 Wait did you not go to the actual vet? It 0:41:11.160 --> 0:41:11.880 was the telehealth? 0:41:12.640 --> 0:41:15.480 No, it was just a phone call to the receptionist 0:41:15.520 --> 0:41:17.759 who then asked the vet, right, because I can't make 0:41:17.800 --> 0:41:19.600 my way to the vet because I don't never car. 0:41:22.080 --> 0:41:25.480 Yeah, get the pram. Fucking took Isabella to the vet 0:41:25.480 --> 0:41:27.120 in the prem the other day. I wasn't even there. 0:41:27.160 --> 0:41:29.120 What a big stepfather daughter of a bonding moment. 0:41:29.239 --> 0:41:30.279 So I love that. 0:41:30.680 --> 0:41:31.359 Mortifying. 0:41:31.480 --> 0:41:33.160 Oh my god. They sent me a quote for the 0:41:33.239 --> 0:41:37.600 fucking dental work she needs done. Oh no, she needs 0:41:38.280 --> 0:41:40.879 a couple grand they said, at least eight hundred, at 0:41:40.920 --> 0:41:44.440 most one and three hundred, depending on how fucked they are. 0:41:45.040 --> 0:41:45.759 It's a lot of money. 0:41:45.800 --> 0:41:48.719 And they yeah, if we don't intervene now, and we 0:41:48.840 --> 0:41:50.919 let the teeth get worse, she'll go off her food. 0:41:50.960 --> 0:41:52.960 And I was like, well, you're also telling me she's overweight, 0:41:53.000 --> 0:41:55.120 so which one is it? Which one you want? 0:41:55.440 --> 0:41:58.120 I feel like veterinarians just make up issues and they 0:41:58.160 --> 0:41:59.240 got to stay in a job somehow. 0:41:59.320 --> 0:42:03.160 Yeah, mechanics, because I don't know any better say to 0:42:03.200 --> 0:42:05.919 me or actually, bro, I know you only need one 0:42:05.920 --> 0:42:08.640 new tire, but you actually need three new ties. These 0:42:08.640 --> 0:42:11.040 ones aren't roadworthy. I can't be like, yeah they are, 0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:13.840 I don't know what roadworthy times stress, you have to 0:42:13.840 --> 0:42:14.279 trust them. 0:42:15.000 --> 0:42:17.360 Luckily, I called the event like half an hour before 0:42:17.360 --> 0:42:19.640 they closed, so I don't think they wanted me to come. 0:42:19.719 --> 0:42:23.439 So they were like, she's fine, cat tail fust crush 0:42:23.480 --> 0:42:25.279 it up for you. 0:42:25.880 --> 0:42:26.759 There's a hack and. 0:42:26.760 --> 0:42:28.800 That's actually smart. 0:42:29.080 --> 0:42:29.680 Sorry you go no. 0:42:29.760 --> 0:42:31.279 I was just same with the Cole's Delhi when you're like, 0:42:31.320 --> 0:42:33.239 what's what's the best and they're like, this one could 0:42:33.239 --> 0:42:35.399 be fucking anything. I don't even know. They're a twelve 0:42:35.480 --> 0:42:38.280 year old. I've got no clue at the best deli meat. 0:42:38.200 --> 0:42:38.799 Is, you know. 0:42:38.880 --> 0:42:42.239 Speaking of hacks, I tried your hack twice a couple 0:42:42.280 --> 0:42:43.920 of weeks ago because when I had to get my 0:42:43.920 --> 0:42:46.680 tires replaced in the car. I had like three hours 0:42:46.680 --> 0:42:48.960 to kill it Broadway Shopping Center and I'm going to 0:42:49.000 --> 0:42:50.920 get me a bootstuice and I remember what you fucking 0:42:50.960 --> 0:42:54.120 told me, which is if you order a medium, they'll 0:42:54.200 --> 0:42:55.920 end up making too much and then be like, oh, 0:42:55.960 --> 0:42:56.359 we'll just. 0:42:56.360 --> 0:42:57.000 Give you a large. 0:42:57.080 --> 0:43:00.640 Yeah, yeah, didn't did not fuck They've. 0:43:00.440 --> 0:43:03.120 Cottoned onto it. Jeanine Ellis has been listening to it 0:43:03.160 --> 0:43:05.560 to yourself. I should have. You've got to really take 0:43:05.600 --> 0:43:07.640 advantage of the young staff. So if you've got like 0:43:08.040 --> 0:43:10.080 one of those girls in a bandanna who clearly plays 0:43:10.120 --> 0:43:12.160 netball and you know he's almost done with a sert 0:43:12.239 --> 0:43:14.320 for it Tafe, She's not going to give you any extra. 0:43:14.600 --> 0:43:18.080 But the new Hirey, beautiful blonde Lucy, she'll accidentally make 0:43:18.120 --> 0:43:18.680 too much. 0:43:19.000 --> 0:43:21.360 After the smash Room, I went to McDonald's because I 0:43:21.360 --> 0:43:23.640 felt like one of their slurpy things, the slushy thing. 0:43:24.440 --> 0:43:26.960 They accidentally did a large instead of a small. 0:43:26.719 --> 0:43:28.680 So I got that. Yeah, how good? 0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:29.880 It was great. 0:43:30.640 --> 0:43:33.080 Sorry, I just out No, I just checked my I 0:43:33.120 --> 0:43:36.200 got a notification and by the time that I looked up, 0:43:36.200 --> 0:43:38.800 you both stopped talking and it was clearly my point 0:43:38.840 --> 0:43:40.200 to speak, and I had nothing. 0:43:40.920 --> 0:43:45.080 Well, we hope this podcast two percent better today. That's 0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:48.239 all so sweet. Oh my god, there's no an need 0:43:48.239 --> 0:43:48.560 to stay. 0:43:48.800 --> 0:43:51.120 You know how many people said to me, I hope 0:43:51.160 --> 0:43:52.600 you feel percent better this week. 0:43:52.920 --> 0:43:53.279 That's sick. 0:43:53.480 --> 0:43:55.360 It was really sweet, It was really nice. 0:43:55.480 --> 0:43:56.920 I still haven't decided what I'm going to say in 0:43:56.960 --> 0:43:59.000 the final episode. I can't just say two like it's 0:43:59.040 --> 0:43:59.800 any odd episode. 0:44:00.000 --> 0:44:00.760 There's a lot of pressure. 0:44:00.840 --> 0:44:03.239 The fucking is honestly anyway by. 0:44:03.320 --> 0:44:05.080 A so in a couple of days, Pat. 0:44:06.040 --> 0:44:07.239 Is it just me? 0:44:07.760 --> 0:44:09.960 A podcast by a couple of meters. 0:44:10.280 --> 0:44:13.920 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.