Speaker 1: Just posted by a couple of Mitches. Hello, yeah, hell a,
Speaker 1: you release yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: You know, I take cognition vitamins every day.
Speaker 2: I think you need to up the dice now.
Speaker 1: Is Mitch Julie and Mitchell Coos hollo you Hello you
Speaker 1: Hello Mitchell. Big week for you, huh, massive week for
Speaker 1: you for you.
Speaker 2: Not for me, massive week for me.
Speaker 1: It was a massive week for me. I am brain
Speaker 1: frightum on like four hours sleep, and I hope you
Speaker 1: don't mind. I know we're wrapping up. We only have
Speaker 1: this less than five episodes left. M on that what.
Speaker 2: Last episode two fifty I very confidently said, well, we're
Speaker 2: down to the final five in fact after this episode,
Speaker 2: but then there are four left, and my darling Sewan
Speaker 2: very kindly pointed out that's completely fucking wrong. Why because
Speaker 2: two fifty one fifty three, two four, two fifty five
Speaker 2: that's five episodes. Oh, you're right, Like you know when
Speaker 2: people say, oh, I don't count to ten one two, No,
Speaker 2: you just skipped a second. You meant to start at zero,
Speaker 2: like a stop watch doesn't start at one, does it? Anyway,
Speaker 2: that's fucking irrelevant. It is now we're into the final.
Speaker 1: Final five, Final five. But I do want to say,
Speaker 1: now that we've officially started the final five, do you
Speaker 1: mind if I do something we've never done on this show?
Speaker 1: Of course, I just want to start the show, yep,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to waffle at the beginning. I've
Speaker 1: got some news to share it. Can we just start
Speaker 1: well formalities? If it's your first time listening? Well, is
Speaker 1: it just me? We start every episode they're saying with
Speaker 1: an is it just me? Each something we've noticed, hate
Speaker 1: or appreciate. We don't tell each other what it's going
Speaker 1: to be. However, I have a fucking feeling. I know
Speaker 1: what this is going to be about. Also proce Keepy
Speaker 1: Jenner is here?
Speaker 2: Hi, Hi Jenna a third wheel Radley?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Are any of you unemployed?
Speaker 4: That's cruel? Don't say like that.
Speaker 1: It's just you? Unfortunately, Yes, yeah, let's jump straight to it.
Speaker 1: I have some news. So I have left Kiss FM
Speaker 1: arn and I am no longer going to be on
Speaker 1: the network. In twenty twenty five, I will not be
Speaker 1: on the radio in any capacity as as far as
Speaker 1: this message goes, And that time of recording, it was
Speaker 1: not my decision I was. I was given alternate options
Speaker 1: at the network, but they not what I wanted and
Speaker 1: not at all the cattle rol level that I have
Speaker 1: been doing for a decade.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone saw this coming. Of the newspaper
Speaker 2: headlines saying blindsided, and I was like, fuck, that's the
Speaker 2: perfect word for it, because no one saw that coming.
Speaker 2: Joint me to play the announcement you did on Kiss
Speaker 2: for any of our idiots that might have missed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, this is on the pick up one
Speaker 1: of my old shows.
Speaker 2: Oh you're still there for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: We'll get to all that info, but yeah, play it
Speaker 1: before we start the show today.
Speaker 2: We a sorry, is it just me on the fly?
Speaker 2: It sounded like you were starting an ad before we
Speaker 2: get into today's episode. Thanks, Hey, before we.
Speaker 1: Start the show today. His program's brought to you by Redundancies.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't keep going before we start the show today.
Speaker 1: We and I have some news that I really don't
Speaker 1: want to have to share. But we have some show news, yes,
Speaker 1: and really big changes to the show. Yeah. So late
Speaker 1: last week I was informed by the powers at b
Speaker 1: at Arn, which is the parent company, that they have
Speaker 1: identified my roles and my position here at the pickup
Speaker 1: with you two as roles that won't be returning in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. So I just want to say that
Speaker 1: it wasn't my decision, wasn't my call. I really wanted
Speaker 1: to stay on this show with the two of you,
Speaker 1: and that I love working in radio and I love
Speaker 1: working here. I have been told that it's, at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, a financial decision for the company.
Speaker 2: Mitch. We also want to.
Speaker 1: Say, oh no, don't, don't know, no, don't because listen,
Speaker 1: the critics said that a gay man and two girls
Speaker 1: on radio wouldn't work, and now we're hysterical it's not
Speaker 1: going to be good.
Speaker 3: I am jealous at the people to get to work
Speaker 3: QUICKI next, well, I.
Speaker 1: Want you to, but you know our hand has been forced. Listen.
Speaker 1: I am so grateful, I genuinely am for what they
Speaker 1: have given me over the almost decade I've been here,
Speaker 1: almost a decade. You know, I started on the Kyle
Speaker 1: and Jackie Oh Show when I was nineteen and I
Speaker 1: was their burista. I made their coffees and let me
Speaker 1: tell you, I was a kid who dreamt to have
Speaker 1: a show like this, and now I've had a show
Speaker 1: like this, and now I've got way more time to
Speaker 1: dream of more dreams and head on out and doing
Speaker 1: this show and connecting to the audience that are listening now,
Speaker 1: and working with you two and having every show at
Speaker 1: the radio station. I cleaned the toilets in this building
Speaker 1: when I was twenty, you know, I started here. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Actually should go back to HATEHR to discuss that.
Speaker 2: But Mitch, you are a brilliant broadcaster, and this is
Speaker 2: this is the biggest loss to this network. You're not
Speaker 2: being here, it really is. Fuck.
Speaker 1: Thanks for making me realive that.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I should have checked if that was okay.
Speaker 4: It's a beautiful mess.
Speaker 2: Did you just wing that or did you sort of
Speaker 2: have a speech prepared?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I had some notes prepared ahead of time in dot Points,
Speaker 1: the first time I'd ever prepared for any radio in
Speaker 1: my whole life. Actually it was my goodbye announcement. But
Speaker 1: I just want to say that, Yeah, it wasn't my choice.
Speaker 1: I wanted to stay, but my hand was forced. This
Speaker 1: industry is going through like a big upheaval. Times are changing.
Speaker 1: But I think you get loud into such a false
Speaker 1: sense of security when your job is what we do
Speaker 1: you know, I think we're lucky. Radio podcasting is different
Speaker 1: to radio. You know, we have such control over this
Speaker 1: this show and this medium and what we get to say,
Speaker 1: but radio like, it's a different beast. It really is.
Speaker 1: And I think I just thought that I was part
Speaker 1: of the furniture and I was safe.
Speaker 4: You know, I think everyone did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in fact, that would explain to our dy. It's
Speaker 2: why you were missing from last Monday's episode because you
Speaker 2: told us the reason you couldn't do it, and we
Speaker 2: were like, is this that joke? You know, I didn't
Speaker 2: believe it because it was just so far fetched to
Speaker 2: us that that could happen.
Speaker 3: We were expecting you to be like, just kidding. I
Speaker 3: was still waiting.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about this all in good time. But it
Speaker 1: was the day that we were recording and you guys
Speaker 1: were in the studio and I said, I'll be ten minutes.
Speaker 1: I've just got a meeting. I thought I was going
Speaker 1: to get given what of cash? I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: doing so well. The ratings for the show are fantastic.
Speaker 1: They got to get me a bonus, and then a
Speaker 1: lady from HR was in there. I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is not good. So you know, I just want I
Speaker 1: have had some of the most beautiful messages I've ever
Speaker 1: received in my life from people that listen to the
Speaker 1: show and my radio shows, and I just need to
Speaker 1: say thank you.
Speaker 2: It obviously would have been a shock at first, and
Speaker 2: it's different for everyone. When some people, for example, get
Speaker 2: made redundant, they're like, sweet, I'm out. They see it.
Speaker 2: It's like a blessing. It's so different when you see
Speaker 2: a future at the.
Speaker 1: Business, when you're being told that you have a future, and.
Speaker 2: Also it just does a reason to believe you don't
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense to me. I mean, I understand financially,
Speaker 1: why why it had to be done.
Speaker 2: I guess, and I feel like correct me if I'm wrong,
Speaker 2: and I want to put words in your bloody mouth.
Speaker 2: I feel like now you can see it for what
Speaker 2: it is, just the financial decision, because at first, when
Speaker 2: that initial shock happens, you obviously can't help but take
Speaker 2: it a bit personally.
Speaker 1: Well, either that or it's deeply personal. And I mean,
Speaker 1: as much as I like to joke and throw around
Speaker 1: all these bits on the show and both shows like
Speaker 1: I'm a ver, I don't think I've pissed anyone off.
Speaker 2: You know, Oh my god, the thing I was stunned by.
Speaker 2: I've actually got a few comments to read out, because
Speaker 2: sometimes if radio shows get axed, you'll see people in
Speaker 2: the comments being nasty, being like, oh good about time.
Speaker 2: They deserve that.
Speaker 1: They're I switch off at this time every day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think again, correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: I don't think I saw a single comment like that.
Speaker 2: To not be trolled, especially on Facebook and daily mail,
Speaker 2: and to not be trolled and have everyone go what
Speaker 2: that sucks thing? It for what it is, that's pretty big.
Speaker 1: Well, that's very sweet, Mitchel. I think the one thing
Speaker 1: that shocked me out of everything, and you know, as
Speaker 1: guarded as I am and as devastated as I am,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to talk about the fact that they used
Speaker 1: a headshot of when I was fat in the paper.
Speaker 1: I mean, for God's sake, they use an old headgshop
Speaker 1: when I was twenty four. That was for each of
Speaker 1: I think I think that was a contracept of diaphragm.
Speaker 1: Sam took that photo, oh that one. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: completely forgot about that.
Speaker 3: The photover I'm actually cut it out of the newspaper
Speaker 3: and it's actually stuck on my desk at the moment.
Speaker 4: Well that that article because I just think it's just
Speaker 4: you're in the newspaper.
Speaker 1: Page three. I don't know how the hell am That's
Speaker 1: pretty good. I'll take it pretty good. But it's like blindside,
Speaker 1: a gobsmacked radio star cut and then it's me.
Speaker 2: Like the photo. But I don't imagine there'd be many
Speaker 2: photos out there of you looking devo.
Speaker 1: No, there's not many.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, they wouldn't be able to pick a stocking
Speaker 2: me to be looking sad.
Speaker 1: Jenny. Can you google Kissfir Mitch Chery because this has
Speaker 1: never happened to me, and you know, I'll take it. Baby.
Speaker 2: I got papped, really yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought someone getting the Pepsi was taking photos of
Speaker 1: the Pepsi Palace because of its architecture. Right, I might
Speaker 1: look at that guy with a big, big lens with
Speaker 1: you leaving the building.
Speaker 3: The headline reads, You'll be right, mate. Laura Burn and
Speaker 3: Britney Hockley support axed co host Mitch Jury as the
Speaker 3: exit Sydney's Kiss FM studios.
Speaker 1: It looks like I'm being charged with manslaughter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like they're escorting you because you're standing
Speaker 2: in the middle and they're both LinkedIn arm each It
Speaker 2: looks like you're in handcuffs and they're escorting you, like
Speaker 2: you'll do this peacefully.
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed. I look horrific. You really don't look horrific, crumpy.
Speaker 1: It looks like I'm disgraced, Like it looks like I've
Speaker 1: been let go because I've said something really problematic and
Speaker 1: in the same week as Alan Jones in the present.
Speaker 2: Did you know that was taking photos?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I didn't, but the girls who clearly like I don't know,
Speaker 1: they must be used to it. The girls are very famous,
Speaker 1: but they're like, I think someone's taking out photo and
Speaker 1: then so I don't know what to do. No, I look,
Speaker 1: we joke about it, but I have to say.
Speaker 2: Can you let me know as soon as it's not
Speaker 2: too soon to joke. Because I had to stop myself
Speaker 2: when that post went on Instagram, you announcing that you
Speaker 2: were leaving. I had to stop myself from commenting something smart, Arsie.
Speaker 1: What did you want to what was it?
Speaker 2: I was going to comment that thing that close friends
Speaker 2: often do when there's a pregnancy or an engagement announcement,
Speaker 2: and it was going to be like I'm so glad
Speaker 2: we can finally tell people. I was like, that's going
Speaker 2: to be funny too exactly, no one knowing, but I
Speaker 2: would find that you when's it not too soon to
Speaker 2: make jokes? We can finally tell you.
Speaker 1: A little sooner. It's a little soon, you know. And
Speaker 1: the thing is, I had messages from idiots and the listeners,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, I think I hoped people could
Speaker 1: tell how much I loved being on those shows. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the night show especially was like my my baby,
Speaker 1: Like I did next Your Midnight. I hosted the late
Speaker 1: night show that I worked on, The Thinker Girls before that,
Speaker 1: that's where Mitch and I met and HQ HQ, it's
Speaker 1: where Jenna and I worked together. We met and then
Speaker 1: I had the show to myself and then I love
Speaker 1: that and it rated its tits off. It did really
Speaker 1: well and I was so happy with the show, and
Speaker 1: we got great guests and it was brilliant, and I just,
Speaker 1: you know, I actually am devastated and got it.
Speaker 4: I feel like we all are, though, we really are.
Speaker 2: But you know what, it's going to be your acting
Speaker 2: story that we'll be able to tell in years to come.
Speaker 2: During your I don't know, some sixty minutes or Australian
Speaker 2: story or something. A lot of people in the industry
Speaker 2: have one. You know that Hey, Misch and Nandy were
Speaker 2: acted very early in their career.
Speaker 1: Said to me to help to cheer me up. It
Speaker 1: was very sweet.
Speaker 2: Christy Swan was axed.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, but it's not about your talent or anything.
Speaker 3: It is financial.
Speaker 2: I'm going to read some of the comments. Katie said,
Speaker 2: I think all the members of this group this is
Speaker 2: in our Indurian idiots. I think all the members of
Speaker 2: this group can say with confidence that this decision is
Speaker 2: not a reflection of Cherry's talent. And you create brings
Speaker 2: so much joy and comfort to those who hear it,
Speaker 2: and it's evident in your interactions with others that you
Speaker 2: have a heart of gold. I'm so sorry this happened.
Speaker 2: And you have such a crowd of humans in your
Speaker 2: corner rooting for you and who are excited to see
Speaker 2: where you land because you have so much goodness to give. See,
Speaker 2: that's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: That's that's really nice.
Speaker 2: And then Kate said, have a feeling that CHERI will
Speaker 2: need another trip to the smash room. I have a
Speaker 2: feeling that's actually why he did join us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the subtext with the smashing.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, let's continue with the show. I'm still on air,
Speaker 1: by the way, for the next couple weeks. It's my choice.
Speaker 1: And I do want to say, actually, because there are
Speaker 1: a couple of comments, the ending of this podcast has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with the ending of the radio show,
Speaker 1: and it was actually, I mean, that's just a sick
Speaker 1: way the world works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just pure fucking bad luck, weird coincidence.
Speaker 1: No, but people have tried. I saw some comment as
Speaker 1: connecting dots that aren't there to be connected.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Justin said, oh my god, this is terrible. I
Speaker 2: guess this is why the podcast is ending. Also, since
Speaker 2: the two of them will know be with iHeart No,
Speaker 2: so not the case.
Speaker 4: How will I will still be with iHeart?
Speaker 1: General will still your heart. But also the way that
Speaker 1: the structure that this works is we own this podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're the bosses of the show, So we we give
Speaker 1: our ad space to iHeartRadio and then they they sell
Speaker 1: them and that's how we both make money whatever. But
Speaker 1: it's got nothing. The contracts are completely separate, and it
Speaker 1: was unfortunately one of those things in the world and
Speaker 1: the universe. That was a shock, a bad coincidence of timings.
Speaker 2: In fact, what you've actually just the kind of leads
Speaker 2: me into my it gym as well. Do you want
Speaker 2: me to get into it right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah. I just want to say thank
Speaker 1: you to the idiot, Thank you for you too. You've
Speaker 1: been amazing. Friends, and to anyone that said to listen
Speaker 1: to me on the radio, it will not be the
Speaker 1: last time you hear me.
Speaker 2: Well, obviously not.
Speaker 1: God, you have no platform. Now. I went from three
Speaker 1: to zero in a week. It's all right, onwards and upwards.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, Let's do your reach, all right, let's go.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Is there a you need tiny part of you that
Speaker 2: sees this as a good thing? My cutting, the tiny
Speaker 2: part of me that sees it as an opportunity.
Speaker 3: At first I was so angry, but now I feel like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's like opened a new door, you know,
Speaker 3: this could be such a positive thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, look, there is a little there's like
Speaker 1: a fire in me.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sorry not, I was fired. It's what I was trying
Speaker 1: to say about. Sorry, sorry at me. No, No, there
Speaker 1: is a little fire in me. But it's like I
Speaker 1: can sense that it's burning, but it's not a full,
Speaker 1: you know, stoked fire.
Speaker 2: Yet, what do you mean, Well.
Speaker 1: I have that in me, and I go, yes, there's
Speaker 1: so much I want to do. But you've got to
Speaker 1: understand that, like kiss and broadcasting and being a radio
Speaker 1: presenter was in my DNA exactly. So it's my reality
Speaker 1: has been turned upside down. I spent more time in
Speaker 1: the radio studio than I have in my house, genuinely.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's no denying that that everything's been turned
Speaker 2: upside down. But also having said that, am I right
Speaker 2: in saying that this is the only place you've worked
Speaker 2: in media?
Speaker 1: Yes? I had a brief din as a life saver
Speaker 1: that I was.
Speaker 2: Like, not including coals and shit, But this is the
Speaker 2: only place you've had a radio job.
Speaker 1: Correct, correct? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so I suppose there obviously is like a
Speaker 2: sense of loyalty right massively, even a little bit of
Speaker 2: Stockholm syndrome if you don't mind miss that.
Speaker 1: Probably yeah, you're probably right. I mean, yes, you were
Speaker 1: definitely right. When I was told I it was like,
Speaker 1: it is so personal because you can't take it any
Speaker 1: other way.
Speaker 2: And also I will say that we recorded an episode
Speaker 2: with Kate Langbrook hasn't come out yet. We're saving that
Speaker 2: for next week. It is stick around. And at this
Speaker 2: time you hadn't been let go and you were talking
Speaker 2: to Kate about how much the job had become almost
Speaker 2: like Groundhog Day. Your exact words, you described it as
Speaker 2: an old old candle melting down. It kills you. Yes,
Speaker 2: you were being dramatic, but there is truth behind that
Speaker 2: because no denying that you fucking loved the job. Ye,
Speaker 2: you appreciated it. You valued it because obviously it's a
Speaker 2: good fucking opportunity. Why wouldn't you, But also it was
Speaker 2: taking a little bit of a toll, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, if you want the truth, that's why
Speaker 1: the podcast part of it is ending, because I was
Speaker 1: we both.
Speaker 2: Were, as we said at the time, too much juggling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was exhausted and I've said it before before
Speaker 1: I'd even chosen to leave this show and those shows
Speaker 1: were cut. I was doing, I am doing what is it? Five?
Speaker 1: Ten twelve shows a week, twelve content shows circ de
Speaker 1: Salah don't even do twelve shows a week, and they're
Speaker 1: flipp it like.
Speaker 2: Not even alphabe, but can do fucking twelve No, Cynthia,
Speaker 2: I'd like to see you try back exactly, to be honest,
Speaker 2: and it was I was exhausted.
Speaker 1: But I don't want this to be picked up or
Speaker 1: taken by anyone that I wasn't grateful, loved the jobs,
Speaker 1: or gave it one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as I said, no denying that. But that's why
Speaker 2: it's easier for me than it is for you to
Speaker 2: see it as an opportunity to spread your wings, basically,
Speaker 2: because I don't know how to describe it without sounding
Speaker 2: like a bitch. How do I describe it? It's like
Speaker 2: say it because Okay, well I've known you for fucking years, right,
Speaker 2: what is it seven?
Speaker 1: If it's seven years seven or eight?
Speaker 2: And the whole time i've known you, you've been so
Speaker 2: vivacious and energetic, full of life and colorful. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: it's just been maybe in the last year or two
Speaker 2: that that colorfulness there's a bit more gray in there
Speaker 2: because it's becoming so groundhog day ish. Yeah, And obviously
Speaker 2: you'd be a fool to throw in the towel. And
Speaker 2: so I think this is where I'm getting a bit
Speaker 2: woo woo. I never do this, but I'm getting weo
Speaker 2: weoo I think the universe was like, I'm stepping in.
Speaker 2: He's never gonna quit. In fact, you've been house hunting.
Speaker 2: You were about to fucking sign a mortgage, making me
Speaker 2: more beholden to the job. The universe was like, nahap,
Speaker 2: get out.
Speaker 1: You're not the only person that I said that. Isn't
Speaker 1: that weird? And it's also apparently in my Satin's return.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: We need to get.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Hang on, here's a comment from Demi. All these doors
Speaker 2: closing will only give you all the freedom in the
Speaker 2: world to open some new and exciting ones. I just
Speaker 2: know you'll play a huge part in the future of
Speaker 2: radio or TV or both. He's the nail on the head, Demi.
Speaker 1: That's very sweet, I know, but it's just as scary,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like you're obviously going to get another fucking gig.
Speaker 2: No one doubts that at all. But even if it
Speaker 2: doesn't happen immediately, God, wouldn't a fucking gap year be
Speaker 2: the most gorgeous thing?
Speaker 1: Oh Mitchell, I don't.
Speaker 2: Have to do anything. You can do what you want.
Speaker 2: Follow your curiosity. I know, so fulfilling, my.
Speaker 1: Grace, my grace, my producer craz goes to me, do
Speaker 1: I come to Gochella next year? IM, I can't.
Speaker 2: I care you, Canchella. And that's what I meant about
Speaker 2: the last couple of years. Things that used to excite
Speaker 2: you no longer were as much. No they were because
Speaker 2: your mind was like, it's either work or recharge two things.
Speaker 2: But now you can just play well.
Speaker 1: So if you want the truth of it, like you
Speaker 1: kind of fit I got into in Stockholm syndrome is
Speaker 1: the perfect way to describe it. I just got into
Speaker 1: thinking that that was all I had to give, or
Speaker 1: the only product I was ever going to give, you know,
Speaker 1: because you get so good at a product, like what
Speaker 1: do they say, seven years in a job, that you're
Speaker 1: a professional, Like you finally mastered your craft. I'm up
Speaker 1: to like nine. So I was like going in and
Speaker 1: it was it was so easy for me to get
Speaker 1: out there, get a couple of easy gags, and continue
Speaker 1: on the radio that I'm excited to stretch a new
Speaker 1: side of my brain.
Speaker 2: Yeah. People have been saying to us for weeks, I'm
Speaker 2: so excited to see what you guys do next. Fuck me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Now they mean it more than the world's your oyster.
Speaker 1: Our reunion's going to be so fucking live stream. It's
Speaker 1: going to go crazy.
Speaker 2: And now I could be the one to make fun
Speaker 2: of you for not having a full time job.
Speaker 1: I have make fun of you. I admire and I respect,
Speaker 1: but the irony is not lost on me that now
Speaker 1: we've a very similar situation.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the club.
Speaker 3: Also, like it's normal to have that fear as well,
Speaker 3: and I feel that like that fear will also drive
Speaker 3: you for sure. So don't beat yourself up about being
Speaker 3: scared and stuff, because I feel like that's normal. You've
Speaker 3: this has become your life. Yeah, and now it's just
Speaker 3: to explore more options and it's so exciting.
Speaker 2: And it's ally but also you're very safe.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Am I being able to do that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because it's like you're going to end up homeless, not
Speaker 2: being able to pay rent up work, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Like you're in a good spot to take
Speaker 2: this on.
Speaker 1: There's a payout, like, you know what. That's the truth
Speaker 1: of the matter is this industry is in a shit spot,
Speaker 1: right and it's no medium. Yeah, it's no one person's
Speaker 1: fault or no one company's fault, and it's keys to
Speaker 1: say around. It's all the networks, right, you know who
Speaker 1: is fucked. It's the little people who don't have a profile,
Speaker 1: can't get on a podcast and can't go and do
Speaker 1: a dinnerly deal, you know, like it's it really is frightening.
Speaker 1: And then there's there's such a small pool and it's
Speaker 1: dwindling day by day of roles that they can take.
Speaker 1: So I'm very blessed and that's not lost on me
Speaker 1: that I get to come on here and waffle and chat.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I just wanted to say that, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: feel like you're in a better spot today than you
Speaker 2: were even last week. I feel you've had time to
Speaker 2: process the whole thing, right, Yeah that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, Yeah, I'm better. But you know, there's highs
Speaker 1: and there's lowers. It does, Evan, of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's also important not to bottle things up
Speaker 3: talk about it, and I feel like that makes you
Speaker 3: feel better as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well said, thanks guys, it's very nice.
Speaker 2: If I could wrap this whole conversation up, it would
Speaker 2: just be you'll be right, You'll be right, Yeah, no
Speaker 2: one's doubting it. Yeah, you'll be fucking right, hear here.
Speaker 3: So we do too early for that, as Helen Keller
Speaker 3: once said, this podcast.
Speaker 2: Is fucking dope you're listening to Is it just me? Okay?
Speaker 2: Coming up in Wednesdays, episode number fifty two, a new
Speaker 2: round of will It Yes.
Speaker 1: No, the segment no one asked for.
Speaker 2: Hey, you started it?
Speaker 1: I know, but bos are what off? Now? What are
Speaker 1: we doing?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Do you want me to tell you now? And should
Speaker 2: I save it to Wednesday?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I like a surprise, because basically.
Speaker 2: Will it if you're if you're fucking new here is
Speaker 2: when we do weird food experiments done? Will it block
Speaker 2: our own dog?
Speaker 1: I watch the that we decided was it? Was it
Speaker 1: the cherry ripe chocolate block, which.
Speaker 2: We later found out is actually yeah, yeah, I think
Speaker 2: it was the Was it the ginger nut?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes, that was done?
Speaker 4: It amazing.
Speaker 2: And we also did will it Blend, which is where
Speaker 2: I just turned meals into SMOOTHI it's like a meat
Speaker 2: pine of big m into.
Speaker 1: A smoothie reversed, engineered and I had to guess the ingredients.
Speaker 2: And we've also done will It Cream, which was a
Speaker 2: di y ice cream.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you're talking about that night with Jenna.
Speaker 2: And it didn't on that night.
Speaker 1: No, I definitely did nothing.
Speaker 2: I've got a brand new will it another food experiment?
Speaker 2: I can tell you if you want.
Speaker 1: Do you know Jenna? I have told her, fuck you're
Speaker 1: doing car hoots. It's like my redundancy meeting all over again.
Speaker 1: Two people privy to info that I know nothing about.
Speaker 2: Well, we had to figure out something because someone's been moping.
Speaker 1: Don't you start me. I'm allowed to mope.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you haven't given me the permission to be. It's
Speaker 2: not too.
Speaker 1: Too soon, so let's keep it a surprise for me.
Speaker 2: All right, Well that's coming up on Wednesday. Meanwhile, should
Speaker 2: we head to the phone for me to get one
Speaker 2: of our beautiful idiots on for an Is it just you?
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Ours are a bit mopey today, like
Speaker 1: speaking of moping, so let's get someone on. We're going
Speaker 1: to Victoria today. Back us Marsh, backus march back as
Speaker 1: march Marsh. We'll ask your Chloe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, some just sound and me I don't know, backus Marsh.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi Choe.
Speaker 5: N Oh my god, Hi guys. Nothing. I'm just at
Speaker 5: work at the moment.
Speaker 2: Oh what do you do?
Speaker 5: I work at a car wash?
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god. Can you describe to me the
Speaker 2: most revolting car that's ever come your way.
Speaker 5: It's not even the cars, it's the people.
Speaker 2: Of course, you just want to give them a rints too.
Speaker 5: Right, Oh my god, I can't even shay you what
Speaker 5: I want to do.
Speaker 1: I can imagine. What do people get mad about? What
Speaker 1: the car isn't polished up to their standards.
Speaker 5: It's yeah, it's mainly just like the cars aren't clean enough.
Speaker 5: I'm like, well, you have to hand scrub it properly, and.
Speaker 2: Also they have to pay for the xy clean, right
Speaker 2: if they want it done perfectly exactly?
Speaker 1: Well, how long have you listened to the show?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, my friend shout out Georgina. Hi, she
Speaker 5: showed me. I think it was the episode where you
Speaker 5: started micro were they?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was in season two ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I think that was like either before COVID or just.
Speaker 2: Started or okay, well listen, we haves pronunciation.
Speaker 1: I believe it was got back when we're doing those
Speaker 1: remember that. All right, We're gonna let Bradley we know.
Speaker 2: About Bachus Marsh. Where where the fuck's that?
Speaker 5: So BACKA smash is basically like forty five minutes from
Speaker 5: the city, pending traffic, and forty five minutes from Ballarat.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's been such a nice position.
Speaker 5: It used to be like the stopover town, like gold
Speaker 5: mining era.
Speaker 1: I believe gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Have you been to Sovereign Hill?
Speaker 5: I did. I haven't been like in a few years.
Speaker 5: I think the last time I went I was in primary.
Speaker 2: Bradley, it looks lovely backus Marsh anyway, Yeah, you're right, Bradley,
Speaker 2: he's ready to count you win, Chlo, have you got it?
Speaker 2: Needs to just me? Ready to go?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Here we go? Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Is it really therapeutic to write out a small list
Speaker 5: of inconveniences for your enemies?
Speaker 4: I like that?
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait for them?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Like so you don't want to wish grievers bodily
Speaker 5: harm towards someone. Never So two months ago I started
Speaker 5: a list.
Speaker 2: Oh this sounds fantastic. So like this is the punishment
Speaker 2: you're manifesting for them?
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god?
Speaker 1: What did I make a paper cut?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Read the man?
Speaker 5: So if you want to pick a number each, I'll
Speaker 5: go so far.
Speaker 2: How long's the list? There's forty, I'll go thirty seven
Speaker 2: my favorite number?
Speaker 1: All right, No, you just individually?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you start thirty seven?
Speaker 5: So thirty seven is I hope your candle never burns evenly.
Speaker 2: Horrible when that happens.
Speaker 1: Bloody tunnel and you can never get that hump, can you. Now,
Speaker 1: there's always a candle hump or a hill And no
Speaker 1: matter I light the candle, that hold on the side
Speaker 1: and try to burn it.
Speaker 2: And people tell you if you put a bit of
Speaker 2: foil over it, it should even it out. No, it never
Speaker 2: works for me. It never works for me.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic or all right.
Speaker 4: My turn, my turn, okay. Number twenty three.
Speaker 5: Twenty three is I hope when you're building a flat
Speaker 5: pack finish and see one piece to the side and
Speaker 5: never know where it was meant to go.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's the best and it's going to
Speaker 2: be a little bit ricketty for its whole fucking life.
Speaker 2: That thing.
Speaker 1: Oh that's amazing. I swear they put extras in just
Speaker 1: a funk with us.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just a drive puzzle. It's an adult puzzle,
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 1: Give me Chloe thirteen thirteen as if you haven't had
Speaker 1: enough bad luck, that's my lucky number.
Speaker 5: This isn't going to do well for your ego. Chury okay, God,
Speaker 5: I hope in a group's photo. The person who's taking
Speaker 5: a photos finger is over the lens, only covering your face.
Speaker 2: That's fucking cruel.
Speaker 1: That would upset me.
Speaker 2: Great, God, it's so funny.
Speaker 5: You get what you get and you don't get upset.
Speaker 2: All right, Am I going to be greedy for asking
Speaker 2: for another one? I'm loving this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I know I would read the whole list to you guys,
Speaker 5: So go for it.
Speaker 1: Gus, give us a couple of notables.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually, you tell us your favorites.
Speaker 5: I hope you always get a trolley with a broken
Speaker 5: wheel the worst. Oh, this one's actually happened to me,
Speaker 5: and that's why it's on the list. Yes, I hope
Speaker 5: every time you say something funny, no one but the
Speaker 5: person next to you shears it and repeats it and
Speaker 5: everyone laughs.
Speaker 2: That happens to me all the time. You know who's
Speaker 2: actually the queen of saying exactly what I said, but
Speaker 2: louder and then claiming the laughs riving reporter Oscar all
Speaker 2: the time, and I don't let him have the win.
Speaker 2: I'm like, but no one ever sides to all Right,
Speaker 2: one more give us your best? Yeah, no, not one more?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need more? What about number seven?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I'm seven.
Speaker 5: Oh op. When you cook chips in the oven, they
Speaker 5: never crisp and it's always soggy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know oven chips have They never work?
Speaker 1: Oven chips never work for me. Are either too burnt
Speaker 1: or they're wet in the middle and cold.
Speaker 2: And yeah, they feel very mashed potato.
Speaker 1: I agree with.
Speaker 5: You, I say, air friers for the wind.
Speaker 1: All right, thirty one?
Speaker 5: Your age thirty one?
Speaker 1: Shut up? Not this sweet?
Speaker 4: It's actually mine.
Speaker 5: I hope you order clothes online or you buy in
Speaker 5: store and get them the wrong size and you can't
Speaker 5: return it because it was a sale item.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is fantastic. I don't want to say that
Speaker 2: I have a favorite. Is it just you call? But
Speaker 2: this is fantastic. Are you in our group, Chloe?
Speaker 5: I'm not as active as I would like to be.
Speaker 2: Please post the full list?
Speaker 1: Yes, good idea.
Speaker 5: Oh absolutely, I'll do that right now.
Speaker 2: No, not right now, wait till the episode comes out.
Speaker 2: It'll make no fucking sense to anyone.
Speaker 1: Yet, everyone's like, shut up, you boys, make the content.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I bet the bullet there you're fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So idiots head along to Enduring Idiots. There's a
Speaker 2: link in the show notes if you're not already part
Speaker 2: of our Facebook group so you can see the full list.
Speaker 2: I actually can't wait to see it myself. I mean,
Speaker 2: did you come up with all of these yourself? Yep.
Speaker 5: I will say about ninety percent of the list has
Speaker 5: happened to me and that's why.
Speaker 2: And you're like, I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, I do, actually have to amazing. I'd love
Speaker 1: to its great, all right, cloth.
Speaker 5: Something happening to someone and be like, I don't want
Speaker 5: that to happen to me at all.
Speaker 2: Right. We'll make sure you message Prize keep It Jenna
Speaker 2: on our Instagram and she'll send you your umbrella umbrella.
Speaker 1: Do I get an umbrella? Yes?
Speaker 3: You do?
Speaker 2: You get an umbrella?
Speaker 3: Oh? My?
Speaker 1: One of how many?
Speaker 4: No, there's five left?
Speaker 5: My lucky number.
Speaker 1: Five. Give us five before you go. Number yeah, number five,
Speaker 1: number five.
Speaker 5: Number five. I hope McDonald's mess up your order and
Speaker 5: you don't realize until you're already home.
Speaker 1: It's always the chips or the sources or just not
Speaker 1: in there. Chloe, this is one of the best calls.
Speaker 1: Is great. Thank you, love your hen, Thanks for calling
Speaker 1: the show. Hi guys. Sorry out all right, Well that
Speaker 1: was great.
Speaker 4: I loved that.
Speaker 2: And if you want to be one of the final
Speaker 2: is it just you callers on this podcast and win
Speaker 2: yourself one of the unbrowners and a tope bag because
Speaker 2: we're gonna get rid of them before we exit for good.
Speaker 2: You can DM whatever's on your mind to our Instagram
Speaker 2: at a couple of mitches, or send a text to
Speaker 2: this number. I'll thought till nine a two zero two
Speaker 2: nine on the fly, sorry, bucket list on the fly. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just thought of this. Should we try and get
Speaker 2: before we finish a straight male caller for an if
Speaker 2: it just you? I don't think we've ever had one.
Speaker 2: I could be wrong. Please it's mostly women engage, which
Speaker 2: nothing wrong with that. There are people, but I just
Speaker 2: love for the novelty for something to be.
Speaker 1: Like good a fella time we thought we had when
Speaker 1: we were Gasolin. It was Mitch that fucking top from
Speaker 1: I remember sound. The show has got me through some
Speaker 1: dark times with my gorgeous boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Cloth that guy. Yeah, let's do it anyway. Sorry, we
Speaker 2: were we on the thought. That's good.
Speaker 1: On that note, we are going to go Yeah we better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks for listening everyone, it's been a big week.
Speaker 2: Definitely been a fucking big week for you, right.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it has Jesus? Is that man sort
Speaker 1: of charge slaughter?
Speaker 2: It's twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just slaughter? Really, I mean, you don't put anything
Speaker 1: before it. You know, someone called me out on my
Speaker 1: former radio show. They DM me and they were like,
Speaker 1: you need to stop saying ladies and gentlemen. And I
Speaker 1: want to. I want to be so inclusive and I
Speaker 1: actually actively try, but there's just not a good gender
Speaker 1: neutral term for ladies and gentlemen that has the grandeur
Speaker 1: of ladies in gentlemen?
Speaker 2: What about folks?
Speaker 1: Let me try.
Speaker 2: I don't hate welcome Hello bugs. Yeah that just sounded
Speaker 2: like you said hello bags.
Speaker 4: It reminds me of bugs bunny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, all right, I don't know. Oh, everyone everyone.
Speaker 2: Works, Yeah, everyone's fine.
Speaker 1: You can't say guys, no party people.
Speaker 2: Radio?
Speaker 1: Hey, party people please? No, that was never the radio
Speaker 1: I made for your last show?
Speaker 4: Can you say party people?
Speaker 2: Do you have any stories about like fuck ups you
Speaker 2: made when you were new to radio? But it's early
Speaker 2: it's early days. What do you mean.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm still grieving. I'm not ready to look back.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was more celebrating how far you've come.
Speaker 1: Oh that's sweet. Now. I took the radio station off
Speaker 1: her in the first couple of weeks, and my boss said, made,
Speaker 1: if you do that again, we're going to send you
Speaker 1: back to radio school. And I just had an that's
Speaker 1: to radio.
Speaker 2: School, which is so impressive in itself. By the way,
Speaker 2: Oh okay, we don't need that, comprete. Yeah, because also
Speaker 2: I had to learn how to use the panel, and
Speaker 2: and remember, how do.
Speaker 3: You use that?
Speaker 2: I know, and with your memory after a gap year,
Speaker 2: you look at the panel and go, fuck, what is
Speaker 2: all this? Now to riding the bike, I recognize don't
Speaker 2: know how to use it, and I'm very rarely used it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, what bikes or radio panels? Yeah? All right,
Speaker 1: we'll see you guys in a couple of days.
Speaker 2: Talk to you very soon. Idiots.
Speaker 1: So yeah, fine?
Speaker 4: Is it just a podcast by a.
Speaker 2: Couple of minches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcastuff.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add refound secret segment on the end. We
Speaker 2: pretend the show is done, but it's not. We just
Speaker 2: have a little yap for a while, catch it up
Speaker 2: and planned here.
Speaker 1: God, it has been a fucking weekend.
Speaker 4: I can imagine.
Speaker 1: I notice we got over review. They're obviously waning because
Speaker 1: we're wrapping up, so people think why bother?
Speaker 2: Well, I disagree with that because if someone stumbled across
Speaker 2: our podcast and I think should I listen, I reckon
Speaker 2: the most recent review should be Yes, they're gone, but
Speaker 2: it's worth the beam. Yeah, yeah, yep.
Speaker 1: So if you're listening, yeah, well we got a new
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Speaker 1: podcast is one of the very best worth going back
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Speaker 2: Come on you what was it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris Hassel, I think he said Crease Joel Creesy's written.
Speaker 1: I wish you all every success for your careers and
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Speaker 4: Oh I like that.
Speaker 1: Love that, So please guys, come on give us a
Speaker 1: little review. Does it honestly helps a lot?
Speaker 2: Literally, as Oscar would say, please please please pay us
Speaker 2: my star.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I love that gorgeous original song.
Speaker 2: Sweet So I'm at the time of record. By the way,
Speaker 2: it is Seawan's birthday today, Happy birthday, Sean, Happy birthday,
Speaker 2: And I'm slightly furious because my plan was ruined. I
Speaker 2: had this slightly evil plan to make him almost question
Speaker 2: or worry that has Mitchell forgotten? Because I was going
Speaker 2: to say nothing all week, even on the before his birthday,
Speaker 2: say nothing and have him think has he forgotten? And
Speaker 2: then the plan was to get up extra early and
Speaker 2: be like, here are your presents. I'm all that haven't forgotten.
Speaker 2: But then the fucking florist that I organized to have
Speaker 2: flowers delivered on his birthday to his office, they delivered
Speaker 2: them a day early.
Speaker 1: Oh no, so it blew the surprise.
Speaker 2: Yes, because he sent me a photo be like I
Speaker 2: love them, thank you so much. And I was like, fuck,
Speaker 2: now we know that I clearly remembered the birthday. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: And the florists actually today they sent me this huge
Speaker 2: apology being like, we've just seen we caught the delivery
Speaker 2: day wrong. And I was like, you know what, a
Speaker 2: day early is better than a day late. I'll forgive you.
Speaker 1: So did Sean still appreciate the flowers? He still love them?
Speaker 2: Yes, he still did. But then also the night before
Speaker 2: his birthday, another surprise got ruined because I bought him
Speaker 2: tickets to see fuck what's it called? It's some play?
Speaker 2: At Belvoir Street Theater.
Speaker 4: That has august Osage County.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, I've been in august I Sage County.
Speaker 2: Really at the reason that I got tickets to that,
Speaker 2: it's because it has Pamela Ray, the Chicken Plate, the
Speaker 2: freak on Wentworth. I got tickets like a Saturday matinee.
Speaker 1: Gorgeous, perfect for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know right, It's also quite a long shot,
Speaker 2: so I was like, you'll get the matinee. But the
Speaker 2: reason I got spoiled is because Sean mentioned something about
Speaker 2: his plans for Saturday afternoon, and I went what Because
Speaker 2: I was so confident, like what would he be doing
Speaker 2: on a Saturday afternoon because normally if he has plans,
Speaker 2: I'm involved, and I know we didn't have plans. I
Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck are you doing Saturday afternoon?
Speaker 2: He ruined the surprise because they had to tell him
Speaker 2: what I planned. And yes, he made himself available. But
Speaker 2: then I was like, your actual birthday is going to
Speaker 2: be shipped now. No flowers, no tickets. The only thing
Speaker 2: he got today was his present from Isabella, which was
Speaker 2: a bird bath.
Speaker 1: You got Sean a bird bath?
Speaker 2: Sorry, and got a very selfish gift give, but it
Speaker 2: was more for her. There were birds to.
Speaker 4: At least she did it on his birthday, thinking.
Speaker 1: I was to give your old apartment. You've got plenty
Speaker 1: of him for a bird barth.
Speaker 2: Now, in fact, it looks heavier. That thing is going
Speaker 2: to blow away.
Speaker 1: You think it's fake.
Speaker 2: I'm going to show you a photo of his bird bath. Actually,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I need something sturdy because it gets windy
Speaker 2: on the bloody pent house balcony.
Speaker 1: And she pick it up? Where did she get it?
Speaker 2: She clicking collected.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's clever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have many birds on the balcony?
Speaker 2: Yeah's mental for them. She's never more alan.
Speaker 1: She loves to yep, doesn't she?
Speaker 2: It's n y E p T yep.
Speaker 1: What does Connie do? Does she me?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 4: She goes?
Speaker 1: Does she then mew? That's not classic?
Speaker 4: But lately she's been sneezing.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a bella.
Speaker 5: Do they really?
Speaker 4: Because I was here? Yeah, Like she woke me up
Speaker 4: last night because I heard.
Speaker 2: It's such a weird found the cat the cat sleeves
Speaker 2: here we go. Look does that not look heavy? Oh?
Speaker 1: That looks very It looks like it's made of like
Speaker 1: an intense metal.
Speaker 2: Not the case, and they sent tent pegs to hold
Speaker 2: it down, which I assume you would do it in
Speaker 2: a guard.
Speaker 1: I can't do that on a figure out a way
Speaker 1: to scroll down. Get some sticky What does the feet
Speaker 1: look like?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: God, yeah it does.
Speaker 1: So it's not metal. It's like plastic, is it?
Speaker 4: Oh that's so annoy It was metal.
Speaker 1: I think you could just get like a three M
Speaker 1: strip and sticky it stick to the ground.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that would be strong enough.
Speaker 1: I'll just get like a like a nice decorative heavy sandbag.
Speaker 2: Sand bag.
Speaker 1: I don't think they make them. It's my drag queen
Speaker 1: name was King in the stage decorative.
Speaker 2: Sandbag, Sandra Bag.
Speaker 1: Call me Sam Sandra Bag. Oh funny, Well, happy birthday, Seane.
Speaker 1: What are you doing tonight?
Speaker 2: We're just gonna grab a pub me or nothing fancy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, cute. Yeah, you want to tell people? Oh did
Speaker 1: you say this on the podcast or is this one?
Speaker 1: We're being actual personal friends. Isabella on the leash.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't think I have.
Speaker 1: Oh, but your walks Isabella his cat on a leash,
Speaker 1: not red.
Speaker 2: But Sean had the day off work, which is rare,
Speaker 2: and he's like, I'm going to go for a quick walk.
Speaker 2: Do you want to come with me? And I said, yeah, oh, come,
Speaker 2: and then he goes, it's such a shame that Isabella
Speaker 2: can't just come for a walk with us, and I
Speaker 2: was like, hang the fuck on life bs before Sean,
Speaker 2: I did have to take her for walks because the
Speaker 2: vet said she was fucking.
Speaker 1: Overweight, she was porky. She s trimmed down, yes.
Speaker 2: Majorly, And so I was like, I'll get the leash.
Speaker 2: We'll take her with us in the prem, take her
Speaker 2: to the park and then let her out of the
Speaker 2: prem and see if she wants to wander through the
Speaker 2: trees and shit, maybe nipped some bird ye. And then
Speaker 2: as we're leaving the house, we've got a message in
Speaker 2: one of the group chat's been like who wants to
Speaker 2: wfb as in work from Bowlow And so I was like,
Speaker 2: fuck it, Sean, We're taking the cat to the Bowlow.
Speaker 2: Now they're going to get the shock of their lives.
Speaker 2: And it's a few of my friends down there working
Speaker 2: at the fucking bowling club. It's like in the beer
Speaker 2: garden with some drinks with their laptops and we just
Speaker 2: turn up with a fucking cat and pram hot pink leish.
Speaker 2: It's a big milestone. It's Abella's first BOWLO.
Speaker 1: Tripped by the look of that photo. She looks terrified.
Speaker 2: Didn't love it?
Speaker 1: Photo? Enjoy idiots Facebook, Bella, what about where it? Mitches?
Speaker 1: The other day signing mugs, which, by the way, is
Speaker 1: still available if you like to buy one.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're coming towards the end of mug. Member,
Speaker 2: we're more than half way through.
Speaker 1: It looks so cute.
Speaker 2: Fact, well more than halfway.
Speaker 1: It's almost the end of Why do I think it
Speaker 1: was the fifteenth today?
Speaker 2: What's wrong with her?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, as almost the end of November. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you want to mar a couple of minches dot
Speaker 1: com dot but I said, I said, hi, Connie Isabella.
Speaker 2: You both went you idiot, and she looked at you
Speaker 2: like what a fool she did.
Speaker 1: She she's fat phobic though, because when I was really overweight,
Speaker 1: she was terrified.
Speaker 4: Because you called her fat.
Speaker 1: Well, it could bond over that it was we could connect.
Speaker 1: She knew and I knew.
Speaker 2: You know, did you also lose the weight by being
Speaker 2: kept on a leash?
Speaker 1: Only that one time?
Speaker 2: Anyway, That's that's what's been happening. In my week. And
Speaker 2: that's what's been happening in your week, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing much, really hanging with Connie. Connie has been sneezing.
Speaker 3: I called the vet yesterday and asked, what's the problem.
Speaker 3: They said, don't worry, she's been eating, which she has.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that's been my week.
Speaker 1: How much does it cost to have a telehealth with
Speaker 1: a Vetinarian?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I didn't pay.
Speaker 1: Oh you're free.
Speaker 2: Wait did you not go to the actual vet? It
Speaker 2: was the telehealth?
Speaker 3: No, it was just a phone call to the receptionist
Speaker 3: who then asked the vet, right, because I can't make
Speaker 3: my way to the vet because I don't never car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get the pram. Fucking took Isabella to the vet
Speaker 2: in the prem the other day. I wasn't even there.
Speaker 2: What a big stepfather daughter of a bonding moment.
Speaker 4: So I love that.
Speaker 1: Mortifying.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. They sent me a quote for the
Speaker 2: fucking dental work she needs done. Oh no, she needs
Speaker 2: a couple grand they said, at least eight hundred, at
Speaker 2: most one and three hundred, depending on how fucked they are.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of money.
Speaker 2: And they yeah, if we don't intervene now, and we
Speaker 2: let the teeth get worse, she'll go off her food.
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, you're also telling me she's overweight,
Speaker 2: so which one is it? Which one you want?
Speaker 1: I feel like veterinarians just make up issues and they
Speaker 1: got to stay in a job somehow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mechanics, because I don't know any better say to
Speaker 2: me or actually, bro, I know you only need one
Speaker 2: new tire, but you actually need three new ties. These
Speaker 2: ones aren't roadworthy. I can't be like, yeah they are,
Speaker 2: I don't know what roadworthy times stress, you have to
Speaker 2: trust them.
Speaker 3: Luckily, I called the event like half an hour before
Speaker 3: they closed, so I don't think they wanted me to come.
Speaker 1: So they were like, she's fine, cat tail fust crush
Speaker 1: it up for you.
Speaker 4: There's a hack and.
Speaker 1: That's actually smart.
Speaker 2: Sorry you go no.
Speaker 1: I was just same with the Cole's Delhi when you're like,
Speaker 1: what's what's the best and they're like, this one could
Speaker 1: be fucking anything. I don't even know. They're a twelve
Speaker 1: year old. I've got no clue at the best deli meat.
Speaker 5: Is, you know.
Speaker 2: Speaking of hacks, I tried your hack twice a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago because when I had to get my
Speaker 2: tires replaced in the car. I had like three hours
Speaker 2: to kill it Broadway Shopping Center and I'm going to
Speaker 2: get me a bootstuice and I remember what you fucking
Speaker 2: told me, which is if you order a medium, they'll
Speaker 2: end up making too much and then be like, oh,
Speaker 2: we'll just.
Speaker 1: Give you a large.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, didn't did not fuck They've.
Speaker 1: Cottoned onto it. Jeanine Ellis has been listening to it
Speaker 1: to yourself. I should have. You've got to really take
Speaker 1: advantage of the young staff. So if you've got like
Speaker 1: one of those girls in a bandanna who clearly plays
Speaker 1: netball and you know he's almost done with a sert
Speaker 1: for it Tafe, She's not going to give you any extra.
Speaker 1: But the new Hirey, beautiful blonde Lucy, she'll accidentally make
Speaker 1: too much.
Speaker 3: After the smash Room, I went to McDonald's because I
Speaker 3: felt like one of their slurpy things, the slushy thing.
Speaker 3: They accidentally did a large instead of a small.
Speaker 2: So I got that. Yeah, how good?
Speaker 4: It was great.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I just out No, I just checked my I
Speaker 1: got a notification and by the time that I looked up,
Speaker 1: you both stopped talking and it was clearly my point
Speaker 1: to speak, and I had nothing.
Speaker 2: Well, we hope this podcast two percent better today. That's
Speaker 2: all so sweet. Oh my god, there's no an need
Speaker 2: to stay.
Speaker 1: You know how many people said to me, I hope
Speaker 1: you feel percent better this week.
Speaker 2: That's sick.
Speaker 1: It was really sweet, It was really nice.
Speaker 2: I still haven't decided what I'm going to say in
Speaker 2: the final episode. I can't just say two like it's
Speaker 2: any odd episode.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of pressure.
Speaker 2: The fucking is honestly anyway by.
Speaker 1: A so in a couple of days, Pat.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: A podcast by a couple of meters.
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