Speaker 1: Laura, come on.
Speaker 2: Friday afternoon. We're here.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 4: We made it at the end of the week.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm a bit sniffy, guys. I watched
Speaker 5: The Whale last night.
Speaker 2: I saw it on stand. It's on stand now.
Speaker 5: I wasn't expecting, like I need to watch something, so
Speaker 5: I went understand and then The Whale popped up and
Speaker 5: I was like, you know what, I'm going to do?
Speaker 4: It it is. I walked out of the cinema in
Speaker 4: tears after I watch that. It is so beautiful. I mean,
Speaker 4: it's really sad, but it's so beautiful.
Speaker 3: I haven't actually seen it because.
Speaker 4: You're crying this weekend.
Speaker 1: I thought that was too sad from what everyone kept
Speaker 1: saying was so sad, and I just haven't been in
Speaker 1: the sad mood yet.
Speaker 5: It is sad, but you know, you're an actor and
Speaker 5: you watch Brendan Fraser and as.
Speaker 2: Am I and he's so good.
Speaker 5: You won the Oscar for it, and it was so
Speaker 5: well deserved. So is Sadie Sink from Stranger Things. But
Speaker 5: Sadie think in this is so good, that acting is great.
Speaker 5: And then it just took me by surprise that it
Speaker 5: was on stand. I watched it the whole thing, then
Speaker 5: went to bed like one.
Speaker 2: I am well.
Speaker 4: I also think if you're a parent and you watch
Speaker 4: this show, it just makes you. I mean, it's good
Speaker 4: for anyone who has young kids. You really kind of
Speaker 4: had these moments where you're like, cherish my relationship with
Speaker 4: my children because it's all around him trying to reconnect
Speaker 4: with his daughter, and it's just like you, you can't
Speaker 4: help but feel so sorry for him. I'm with cry again,
Speaker 4: get your chocolate.
Speaker 2: And he's a big boy, and he's a gay man.
Speaker 2: It's really sad.
Speaker 3: I'm sad thinking I don't even now.
Speaker 4: Guys on the up now. I mean, we've got a
Speaker 4: big show. You've got a bone to pick with Mitch.
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 3: Jim straight? I do back off, my boyfriend.
Speaker 5: I know exactly what you're going to bring up, and
Speaker 5: you sure you're going to if you want to bring
Speaker 5: it on the air, that's your prior.
Speaker 3: Bring it. Oh it's bitten Burrott.
Speaker 2: All right, bring it.
Speaker 5: You're on the pick up, Britt, Laura and Mitch, thanks
Speaker 5: for being here right now. Rushing to Chemists Warehouse to
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Speaker 3: Oh I got a big bone to pick with one
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what have I done.
Speaker 3: I'll give you a hint. It's not Laura the book.
Speaker 2: Isn't it a process of elimination? There, I'm guessing it's me.
Speaker 3: I just feel like you're ruining my relationship. Oh that's
Speaker 3: it's very hard.
Speaker 2: She wanted to get talked to a therapists. Perhaps.
Speaker 3: No, so Ben's here, My partner.
Speaker 1: Ben is here from overseas and is here for such
Speaker 1: a short time, and last night very no, I live alone,
Speaker 1: so just Ben to night.
Speaker 3: Last night, I'm on the lounge.
Speaker 1: Ben disappears for a while. Twenty minutes goes past, and
Speaker 1: I hear none other than Mitch Mitch True and in
Speaker 1: my bedroom. And I'm like, Mitch is in my bedroom.
Speaker 1: And I was like, but Ben's in my bedroom. And
Speaker 1: I was like, hang on a minute.
Speaker 4: They're just cuddling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just snuggling.
Speaker 5: I'm newly single, so you know, no.
Speaker 1: And it was I creep in there, and Ben's sitting
Speaker 1: there like twirling his hairs like he's back in high school.
Speaker 1: Mitch and Ben are just voice messaging each other non stop,
Speaker 1: like this obsession with each other.
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait, this is what Mitch does. This is
Speaker 4: exactly what Mitch did when we became friends, and then
Speaker 4: he became friends with Matt and then I would walk
Speaker 4: into the room and they would just be on the
Speaker 4: phone to each other. And I'm like, Mitch, you haven't
Speaker 4: replied to my message. Why are you speaking to my husband?
Speaker 2: Don't you bring this to me. I'm not the other woman.
Speaker 3: You are.
Speaker 5: Your men. Check your men, because they come flying to me.
Speaker 5: They do know, Yeah, you check the receipts. I don't
Speaker 5: reach out first. Matty, Jay and Benjamin all come crawling.
Speaker 1: Are you saying that this is not one sided? Are
Speaker 1: you saying that ben is matching your love and obsession.
Speaker 5: I'm just going to get my d MS from Ben
Speaker 5: open on Instagram. The last message Ben sent to me
Speaker 5: was Mitchie, what's your number? What's your numbers?
Speaker 3: Instagram to fine, So.
Speaker 2: I gave you my number and we've been texting.
Speaker 4: He called you a pet name. Wait, I'm invalidity on this.
Speaker 2: Show me your phone and my fingers get to Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I believe is and I think
Speaker 1: I think you need to give me my boyfriend.
Speaker 4: But no, I think it's uncomfortable when you think a
Speaker 4: relationship is mutual but it really is just one sided.
Speaker 3: Do you think it's one I think it's I think
Speaker 3: no Ben.
Speaker 1: I know Ben is such a kind person, but I
Speaker 1: I feel like his loyalty lies with me.
Speaker 2: Quite, can you guys just quite for a second. I
Speaker 2: was going to give Benn a call. Hello, Hi, it's Mitch.
Speaker 4: Yes, I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how are you? Man?
Speaker 5: Oh? Jealous?
Speaker 2: Was it nice? I can see you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You called everything? Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Man a good girls are just chucked out. I though't
Speaker 2: say hi, monsieur.
Speaker 4: That's cute.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you miss me? Or do I have to? Is
Speaker 2: it awkward now?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I thought. That's why I hoped.
Speaker 1: I wish you didn't do nature.
Speaker 2: I know, I know it's hard. The dinners.
Speaker 5: We would have so much f We could do like
Speaker 5: a like like a Maca's run, or get a soft
Speaker 5: serve like a mcfl Yes, yes, why don't we do that?
Speaker 5: Because you've got the different time, zon, why don't I
Speaker 5: pick you up? We're gonna mac flurry brick can come.
Speaker 2: But she gets tired, so oh yeah.
Speaker 5: The couch. We're up facetiming, and then she's like, wakes
Speaker 5: up and she's missing out.
Speaker 3: You cheats.
Speaker 4: Then I'd probably leave brittant home asleep on the couch too.
Speaker 1: Mcflurry's I can't believe you have been having a bromance
Speaker 1: behind my back.
Speaker 2: We are we are mcflurry brothers. Yeah. I love you
Speaker 2: man so good. He's my favorite person in the world.
Speaker 3: Babe, I love you. I love that You're gonna go
Speaker 3: have you actually are having a name?
Speaker 5: That's how you know he loves me. He's in bed,
Speaker 5: button ake and he still took the FaceTime call.
Speaker 3: Did he wake you up? And you took that call?
Speaker 2: I also know when something's up, and something was definitely up.
Speaker 5: All right, we'll chat soon for mcflurry see a bed
Speaker 5: see tonight. I love him so much.
Speaker 4: He's a good sport.
Speaker 1: That actually just makes my heart warm to know that
Speaker 1: he just like loves you because I love you.
Speaker 4: I think it's also cute when Britt's like, hey, then
Speaker 4: when are you thinking about proposing to me? And he's like,
Speaker 4: I haven't been, but Mitch, I miss you. Yeah, he's cute.
Speaker 2: Late night, all right, we're back after this.
Speaker 5: It's the pickup with britt Laura and Mitch rushing to
Speaker 5: chemist warehouse.
Speaker 2: Great savings every day. Now.
Speaker 5: As we know, Brittany, we diagnosed you on the show
Speaker 5: earlier in the year as having technick medical diagnosis.
Speaker 2: Laura, look at that neck on.
Speaker 4: Her it's a hunchback. More so, it's the bulge.
Speaker 3: On the back of the bulge.
Speaker 1: I diagnose myself with technic because I get constant migraines,
Speaker 1: and I think it's.
Speaker 3: Because I look at my phone too much.
Speaker 5: All technique yet, it was a fad that came out
Speaker 5: early fab which is people are developing something called technic,
Speaker 5: which is like they look like a little bluegle Way
Speaker 5: because they're gonna hump on the back of their neck
Speaker 5: from looking down on them.
Speaker 4: I don't know if this is a legitimate thing.
Speaker 2: I mean, we've moved on. Technique is a thing of
Speaker 2: the past.
Speaker 4: Sorry, thank god we finally moved past.
Speaker 5: Technique is done a group of people over in probably
Speaker 5: the Scandies. It's always the Swedish people that are doing
Speaker 5: these research for always very forward thinking. They have worked
Speaker 5: out that by the year twenty one hundred, so in
Speaker 5: like eighty years, humans will not look like what we
Speaker 5: do today. I've printed out a piece of paper for
Speaker 5: you all. I've got this render for you. This is
Speaker 5: shocking furniture.
Speaker 2: Not real. I've created Enna. So I've got a photo
Speaker 2: of Anna.
Speaker 4: We're gonna look like my great grandma.
Speaker 5: Look, this is apparently what humans will look like in
Speaker 5: eighty years, based on current work from home situations.
Speaker 4: This woman clause no, no, no, no no. This woman in
Speaker 4: this picture is legitimately eighty years old.
Speaker 2: No no, no.
Speaker 5: She's got red swollen eyes and bags because she has
Speaker 5: a remote work from home setup and she has to
Speaker 5: work from her.
Speaker 3: Hang on, this woman has claws, she's hunched.
Speaker 1: But then, I'm also just looking back at this study
Speaker 1: that you've brought us.
Speaker 3: This study is from someone called Furniture at Work that
Speaker 3: are trying to sell work from home furniture. Is there
Speaker 3: any part of this that's ringing?
Speaker 2: Belf let me read the stats. Furniture at Work explained
Speaker 2: Edna that.
Speaker 1: They have a sale on Wednesday.
Speaker 5: Edna unfortunately displays many physical effects because of her consistent
Speaker 5: use of technology, screen exposure, and poor furniture use.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is the.
Speaker 3: Last time I let Mitch run. Guys.
Speaker 4: Also, why is Anna? Why has she got so many
Speaker 4: like she literally is eighty? Why has she got so
Speaker 4: many wrinkles? Like her face has fallen down? That's got
Speaker 4: nothing to do with looking at a screen.
Speaker 5: We're gonna put this photo on the pick up socials,
Speaker 5: but if you keep reading, they're so awful to Anna.
Speaker 2: Look.
Speaker 5: Na's also put on a lot of weight and has
Speaker 5: a weak immune system due to inefficient fresh air and exercise.
Speaker 1: How was there I'm genuinely concerned how there was nothing
Speaker 1: about this article is picture or where it's from?
Speaker 3: The jumped out at you and thought maybe this was
Speaker 3: not legit?
Speaker 5: Where the hilarious? Also in the render, she's wearing like
Speaker 5: really dirty clothes. That's got nothing to do with the
Speaker 5: work from home set up. They've really just done a dirty.
Speaker 3: You drop your chicken nuggets on your shirt when.
Speaker 2: You're eating in bed, and then you get in with
Speaker 2: your claws.
Speaker 4: Anna has given up on the life, is what Anna
Speaker 4: has done, but is having a hard time. Why have
Speaker 4: they put her in such tight lie crafts?
Speaker 2: But they've got.
Speaker 3: Swollen limbs apparently. No, I actually don't mind that ribbing.
Speaker 3: That ribbing outfits quite in Laura and Anda's in.
Speaker 2: Head to toe skims. She's good money whatever. Work from
Speaker 2: home she.
Speaker 3: Too, She's got a great names.
Speaker 4: Okay, look, just moving on from Anna for one second.
Speaker 4: I do think though working from home has its own liabilities.
Speaker 4: People do it from their bed, They do it from
Speaker 4: their couch, lying down, So real, hasard?
Speaker 3: Are you in on this furniture?
Speaker 2: Ad by?
Speaker 4: Now the stand up?
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Speaker 3: Am coming in with something a bit different for you lot.
Speaker 3: Today I'm coming in with a quiz. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 3: want to test your knowledge of Australia.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: The reason I want to do this is Australiana.
Speaker 3: Australiana. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Is there a reason why you felt the need to
Speaker 4: test how Australian we are?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Today's the day I feel like an absolute moron and
Speaker 1: now I want to know if there are other morons
Speaker 1: in this room as well.
Speaker 2: I mean, we need quiz. How do you think we
Speaker 2: got the gig? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's correct, that it's all done, don't worry about quiz.
Speaker 1: No. So my partner Banning's over here from Switzerland and
Speaker 1: we were having a lovely walk and he looked into
Speaker 1: the rainforest and he said, isn't it nice to think
Speaker 1: of how many monkeys during their living their best life?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, babe, we don't have monkeys here,
Speaker 1: and he's like what He's like, oh, us foreigners.
Speaker 3: We just thought there were monkeys everywhere.
Speaker 1: Then he proceeded to ask me about all these other animals.
Speaker 1: Do you have these animals here? And I was answering
Speaker 1: with confidence because I didn't want to look like an idiot.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't actually know if that's
Speaker 1: an Australian animal, but I didn't want to admit that
Speaker 1: to him, So.
Speaker 2: You thought, let's take it friends.
Speaker 4: So you're like, you're the idiot about Australiana, and you
Speaker 4: want to see if we are also equally as inept accurate, okay, perfect,
Speaker 4: the quiz is cold native or not? Okay? That about
Speaker 4: two seconds and two minutes ago. I don't know if
Speaker 4: I'm going to be good at this or not, Like
Speaker 4: there's a chance I'm going to be great. I also
Speaker 4: might surprise myself and be terrible.
Speaker 2: I think I'll be fine to be perfectly honest. So
Speaker 2: let's do some game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you really strike me as like secondary crocodile, dundee.
Speaker 4: If you're ever to come back in another life, meet
Speaker 4: you with an acubra on.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go.
Speaker 3: Native or no. I'm going to start with some easy ones.
Speaker 4: Elk, is it an animal or a tree? There's a
Speaker 4: tree and there's Okay, No, they're not native.
Speaker 2: They're not native, of course they're not.
Speaker 3: CAP's crash.
Speaker 2: We're gonna now this Laura.
Speaker 1: Headless chicken monster, headless chicken monster. Is this a real name?
Speaker 3: It's a c cucumber.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's not its real name.
Speaker 3: Next? Okay, liar bird native native? Correct?
Speaker 2: No correct?
Speaker 3: Numbat no wrong?
Speaker 4: Wem bat is a Numbbat's not a numbat?
Speaker 3: Is native?
Speaker 4: Oh damn it?
Speaker 2: Yes, ship, I don't even know what a numbad is.
Speaker 4: Neither you.
Speaker 3: The pangolin, Oh not native? You have to confirm to
Speaker 3: pangolin is not native? Correct?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 5: But a penguin is the jugong?
Speaker 4: They're native.
Speaker 2: They're not.
Speaker 4: A from Africa jugong. They're the things that swim around.
Speaker 2: They're not do goong in the water.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say no, dogong. What people used to think
Speaker 4: were mermaid Back in the day, they had a big, big.
Speaker 3: Tail called a cea elephant and it's native.
Speaker 1: Double the black footed ferret, the black footed ferret, I'm
Speaker 1: going to say yes.
Speaker 4: I'm sure we've got a few ferrets in the wild.
Speaker 2: Guys are not a very good Laura. Correct.
Speaker 4: I wish we were going against each other because.
Speaker 2: You're at this Do the big one to end them all?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: The big one worth a thousand points, the anti.
Speaker 4: Ta, the anti eater. Yeah no, and a kid is native,
Speaker 4: but an anteita is not native.
Speaker 2: I just to have some drama in this game. I
Speaker 2: think it is native.
Speaker 3: Well, you guys were a team, But Laura wins hard.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I body love animals. I love
Speaker 4: the zoo. I'm that I'm that loser at the zoo
Speaker 4: that reads all the parks.
Speaker 3: You've got a wrong. Still, it's hard. It's sometimes it's
Speaker 3: hard to know.
Speaker 4: There is not one single person sitting in their car
Speaker 4: that knew what a headless chicken monster is. Not one,
Speaker 4: not a single one. And if you did, can't wait
Speaker 4: to the phone to ring off the hook.
Speaker 2: All right, we're done, let's get out of here.
Speaker 3: Back on Monday, see guys, well.
Speaker 2: And what are you up next?
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Speaker 5: by bye.