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What an incredible couple of days ahead of 0:01:50.045 --> 0:01:54.285 us now for armchair sports fans it is on Small 0:01:54.445 --> 0:02:00.045 RL AFL Smagasboard Sports Swedish smaggas Bard You've got the 0:02:00.285 --> 0:02:03.205 you got AFL's back footage back tonight NRL and also 0:02:03.525 --> 0:02:06.885 F one as well. And then tonight the Matildas in 0:02:06.925 --> 0:02:10.845 an extraordinary game. Again it's the the Uranian women's team, 0:02:11.085 --> 0:02:14.205 and they showed so much courage the other day playing 0:02:14.205 --> 0:02:16.245 anywhere with them things going back on in their homeland, 0:02:16.245 --> 0:02:19.485 but also refusing to sing the national anthem. I don't 0:02:19.485 --> 0:02:22.205 know if anyone's seen this story. You talk about courage, 0:02:22.285 --> 0:02:25.485 they were they were told by the regime. They must 0:02:25.525 --> 0:02:28.605 sing the national anthem not to embarrass the regime, and 0:02:28.645 --> 0:02:32.085 they defiantly didn't sing it on Monday night's opener against 0:02:32.325 --> 0:02:36.725 South Korea. Incredible. I hope they get an amazing reception team. 0:02:36.765 --> 0:02:40.645 So yeah, it's an incredible couple of days. Absolutely. Now, Alex, 0:02:40.725 --> 0:02:43.044 are you going down to F one? Yeah? 0:02:43.125 --> 0:02:45.165 I am today. So I'm going to take my son Max. 0:02:45.685 --> 0:02:49.044 He's four years old. He cannot wait. So from his kindom, he's. 0:02:48.885 --> 0:02:51.885 Not gonna remember any of this. Hopefully he does some 0:02:51.965 --> 0:02:53.965 of them, just ticklarly in front of the TV. Tell 0:02:54.005 --> 0:02:57.205 him he's there. Can I come instead of him? Because 0:02:57.365 --> 0:02:58.565 do you know this? You can go and have a 0:02:58.605 --> 0:03:02.845 little looksie around today if you live nearby. Yes, like 0:03:02.965 --> 0:03:05.405 a post code bias. It's hilarious. You know, we gotta 0:03:05.405 --> 0:03:05.525 do it. 0:03:05.565 --> 0:03:07.925 You gotta print off like a utility buill to preyer 0:03:07.925 --> 0:03:09.925 that you live in the area. So I'm going to 0:03:09.925 --> 0:03:11.445 print off my little gas bill and I'm going to 0:03:11.485 --> 0:03:12.805 take it off to the F one and go here 0:03:12.805 --> 0:03:14.405 you go, guys, I live just over there. 0:03:14.645 --> 0:03:15.245 Can I come in? 0:03:15.325 --> 0:03:18.245 There's sure income? It's so unfair and what do you 0:03:18.285 --> 0:03:22.005 get to do? Just wander around around? Incredible. You'll see 0:03:22.005 --> 0:03:24.005 all the teams getting ready with the cars and do 0:03:24.045 --> 0:03:24.364 the walk. 0:03:24.405 --> 0:03:25.925 The drivers walk around the track as well. 0:03:26.725 --> 0:03:29.685 But it's unfair. It's only if you live nearby. Other 0:03:29.725 --> 0:03:30.445 sport would do this. 0:03:30.645 --> 0:03:32.725 Well, we've got to put up with the noise as well. 0:03:34.285 --> 0:03:36.125 For the next four days. So I love the fact 0:03:36.165 --> 0:03:37.925 that you just got a print off a utility bill 0:03:38.165 --> 0:03:42.405 and in no way it's that fakable. It's thought proof. 0:03:43.445 --> 0:03:45.965 There's nothing online now where you could do that in 0:03:46.045 --> 0:03:48.645 less than sixty seconds. You're going to have a million 0:03:48.645 --> 0:03:51.645 people down there apparently live round Albert Park, but we will. 0:03:51.685 --> 0:03:56.405 Now it's a crazy thing. You just got to pitch. 0:03:56.565 --> 0:03:58.805 So what they're going to be going through everyone's gas 0:03:58.805 --> 0:04:00.085 and electricity. 0:03:59.525 --> 0:04:00.285 Bill pretty much? 0:04:00.405 --> 0:04:02.645 Yeah, Lewis Hamilton's going to be going, no, this one's fake. 0:04:03.605 --> 0:04:05.485 Nice try mates, And he's like, make sure you do 0:04:05.525 --> 0:04:07.125 it at work today because we haven't any paper at home. 0:04:07.125 --> 0:04:09.685 I've kept forgetting to buy paper for them, so I'm going. 0:04:09.525 --> 0:04:12.405 To do it today at work. Well, good luck trying 0:04:12.445 --> 0:04:15.045 to print anything off because someone here is the queen 0:04:15.085 --> 0:04:17.245 of print and stuff on. Do you remember that three out 0:04:17.284 --> 0:04:18.445 your page NASA document? 0:04:18.485 --> 0:04:19.005 We don't. 0:04:22.045 --> 0:04:25.045 Why were you printing off the NASA logo knows what 0:04:27.604 --> 0:04:30.085 book goodness knows what kind of sleepers sell your parts 0:04:30.125 --> 0:04:35.005 of parts? And then the other extraordinary thing, what just 0:04:35.044 --> 0:04:37.684 a way of this year? How now just in the 0:04:37.765 --> 0:04:40.245 last seven days, So seven days, seven days ago, if 0:04:40.284 --> 0:04:43.445 you said that we would be getting emotional plane coming 0:04:43.525 --> 0:04:46.964 into Australia from the Middle East and emotional scenes of 0:04:47.005 --> 0:04:52.124 families being reunited, Koshi Koschy being reunited with his family. 0:04:52.164 --> 0:04:54.245 I was getting emotional hearing him how he was looking 0:04:54.245 --> 0:04:56.485 forward to seeing his family. We would have gone, you crazy, 0:04:56.525 --> 0:04:58.724 what's happened in the last seven days? But yeah, so 0:04:58.844 --> 0:05:01.244 the first flight to land into Sydney, pats is that? 0:05:01.685 --> 0:05:04.244 So it's the first repatriation flight out of the Middle 0:05:04.245 --> 0:05:07.844 East since all the hussle from the weekend about. 0:05:07.565 --> 0:05:09.325 To that we're calling it. 0:05:12.085 --> 0:05:14.004 I was trying to put it nicely, but yeah, the 0:05:14.044 --> 0:05:16.605 first two hundred and then the government sending over about 0:05:16.685 --> 0:05:21.525 five teams to try and get any Aussie strandard that 0:05:21.565 --> 0:05:22.245 want to come home. 0:05:22.765 --> 0:05:24.325 This sounds like the set up to a new Chris 0:05:24.364 --> 0:05:27.764 Hemsworth movie. What do you mean five teams of trades. 0:05:27.525 --> 0:05:29.164 No repatriation teams? 0:05:29.245 --> 0:05:32.124 So you know, experts in that field about you know, 0:05:32.245 --> 0:05:35.005 organizing passports, flights and getting people back. 0:05:34.964 --> 0:05:37.564 Well make sure they printed off. Yeah, YouTube's bills as 0:05:37.604 --> 0:05:41.645 a four more, there's nothing stronger than that. 0:05:42.125 --> 0:05:45.404 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:05:45.445 --> 0:05:47.205 The other week on the show we were talking about 0:05:47.844 --> 0:05:50.604 spotting celebrities and shops. She won't believe what I saw 0:05:50.685 --> 0:05:55.725 yesterday out Centerling Carl and Jackie. Oh, I couldn't believe it. 0:05:56.005 --> 0:05:57.964 Come they passed the means test. 0:05:57.765 --> 0:05:59.525 For that incredible. 0:06:00.844 --> 0:06:02.484 Perhapsy how was your day yesterday? 0:06:02.685 --> 0:06:03.925 Had an interesting day. 0:06:04.284 --> 0:06:07.325 Our daughter, who is fourteen, is doing her Duke of 0:06:07.604 --> 0:06:11.124 Ed at school, Oh good honor, which is brilliant worldwide scheme, 0:06:11.565 --> 0:06:13.284 and they have to do three things. So they have 0:06:13.364 --> 0:06:18.284 to do a three activities essentially one volunteer and she's 0:06:18.404 --> 0:06:21.604 cooking at the local soup kitchen near school, which is great. 0:06:22.404 --> 0:06:26.484 Another skill has to be like a skill essentially, so 0:06:26.525 --> 0:06:28.604 she's going to do piano for that and keyboard in 0:06:28.645 --> 0:06:30.244 a music class in the third. 0:06:30.325 --> 0:06:33.164 By really lowering the bar, Duke of Venery used to 0:06:33.164 --> 0:06:35.005 be you used to have to live outdoors for a 0:06:35.044 --> 0:06:37.165 week in the UK. It's really extreme. 0:06:37.284 --> 0:06:38.325 Oh really, you know you. 0:06:38.284 --> 0:06:40.364 Have to go like hiking an Orienta and they camp 0:06:40.404 --> 0:06:43.125 out for like a week. There's like the bronze silver 0:06:43.205 --> 0:06:46.205 gold version of it, the gold one. I think it's 0:06:46.205 --> 0:06:49.565 about ten or twelve years ago. I was invited to 0:06:49.685 --> 0:06:52.884 Saint James's Palace to do a speech tour recipients of 0:06:52.885 --> 0:06:55.964 the Goldward Ones. I'm doing this speech and then the 0:06:56.044 --> 0:07:00.604 main man comes in other jick, Yes, Prince Philip starts 0:07:00.645 --> 0:07:04.164 heckling me back, and his nineties right, I've never seen 0:07:04.245 --> 0:07:06.925 him before. My low really funny. It was yeah, I 0:07:06.924 --> 0:07:08.525 think it was ninety two at the time, ninety one 0:07:08.604 --> 0:07:12.245 to incredibleness. But it starts heckling me right. And I 0:07:13.085 --> 0:07:14.565 then said to him, are you here to get your 0:07:14.645 --> 0:07:18.485 not dead yet ward? And he sent me a note 0:07:18.485 --> 0:07:22.684 a couple of days later he just signed it jus 0:07:23.005 --> 0:07:27.765 still not dead yet. These kids had like lived outdoors 0:07:27.804 --> 0:07:30.005 for a week. It was like really extreme what they've done. 0:07:30.045 --> 0:07:32.285 Oh well, maybe she's gone the easy way out, so. 0:07:32.445 --> 0:07:38.045 Might be the Australian version. Eat a tin tam, befriend 0:07:38.045 --> 0:07:38.565 a hobo. 0:07:39.725 --> 0:07:42.605 So her third activity has to be physical. So she said, 0:07:42.605 --> 0:07:44.645 you know what, I'll just walk the dog. And I thought, oh, okay, 0:07:44.725 --> 0:07:45.525 what you called. 0:07:47.845 --> 0:07:51.244 Duke right now is spinning in his royal gray What dog? 0:07:51.885 --> 0:07:55.845 What the dinosa? What the dinosaur? Yes, that's a dingo. 0:07:56.045 --> 0:07:58.804 Some of them like that. It's a big dog, to 0:07:58.845 --> 0:07:59.525 be fair. 0:07:59.525 --> 0:08:02.085 Probably is in extreme sport. And we found out this 0:08:02.245 --> 0:08:06.125 dog is called far Lap, a big boy. He's very dull. 0:08:06.205 --> 0:08:08.125 He's not quite a great day in size, but he's 0:08:08.165 --> 0:08:10.765 not far off it anyway. So she took him for 0:08:10.765 --> 0:08:16.124 a walk. Only he saw a cat walking along and bolted. Well, 0:08:16.364 --> 0:08:18.045 oh my goodness, so. 0:08:17.965 --> 0:08:21.125 She's wearing that's not in the news. Shear last tense. 0:08:21.165 --> 0:08:22.564 He saw a cat. He ate a cat? 0:08:22.765 --> 0:08:24.444 No, no, I didn't eat it. He just likes to 0:08:24.525 --> 0:08:25.884 chase them anyway. 0:08:25.965 --> 0:08:28.925 So he pulled her with such force in the lead 0:08:29.045 --> 0:08:31.805 that she like flew out of her thongs. 0:08:32.205 --> 0:08:36.685 No, maybe new listeners need to know this. It's like 0:08:36.765 --> 0:08:39.684 a sort of quarterly event on the show. Pantsy will 0:08:39.725 --> 0:08:42.244 have some tool store about someone being propelled through the 0:08:42.285 --> 0:08:47.084 air seriously away of Patsy, who was once butted by goat. 0:08:47.405 --> 0:08:50.285 I was butted by a god to hoterrific. 0:08:49.885 --> 0:08:52.444 Got air out of her gun boots. The gun boats 0:08:52.444 --> 0:08:55.684 are still in the mud right now. Pers He hasn't 0:08:55.765 --> 0:08:56.605 landed evidence. 0:08:56.725 --> 0:08:58.765 Your family needs to tie up their laces. 0:09:00.605 --> 0:09:02.324 Got more hawks. 0:09:02.885 --> 0:09:04.845 It was it was like a It was like a 0:09:04.885 --> 0:09:07.645 reinvention of that, only it was already this time the 0:09:07.725 --> 0:09:13.325 thongs on the pavement to get or she was flying 0:09:13.365 --> 0:09:16.564 almost horizontal to. 0:09:17.285 --> 0:09:18.165 Wonder woman. 0:09:19.645 --> 0:09:21.165 Anyway, So I don't know, she might have to get 0:09:21.165 --> 0:09:23.525 another physical activity because that did not go. 0:09:23.645 --> 0:09:24.124 Did you do it? 0:09:24.845 --> 0:09:25.964 No, we didn't have it. 0:09:27.965 --> 0:09:30.525 In some sort of nerd school, it would have done it. No. 0:09:30.725 --> 0:09:34.845 I was more debating in the in the debating realm. Yes, 0:09:35.324 --> 0:09:36.005 I didn't have time. 0:09:36.324 --> 0:09:41.525 I may have What are you the debate captain? 0:09:41.725 --> 0:09:42.925 I was the debate captain? 0:09:43.084 --> 0:09:45.525 Yes, yes, I was a third speaker, so I would 0:09:45.564 --> 0:09:46.765 come in at the end and then. 0:09:47.605 --> 0:09:48.165 Wrap it up. 0:09:49.405 --> 0:09:51.365 So how many were Was it timed? Yes? 0:09:51.405 --> 0:09:52.765 So you'd go and you'd get the topic. 0:09:52.804 --> 0:09:55.525 Then you'd get an hour to prepare and then you'd 0:09:55.564 --> 0:09:57.845 get Each team has three speakers, and you can speak 0:09:57.885 --> 0:09:59.085 for about seven to nine men. 0:09:59.165 --> 0:10:01.485 And so are you selecting from the team. Do you 0:10:01.525 --> 0:10:02.165 have a big team? 0:10:03.005 --> 0:10:04.685 Know that you pretty much go through in a team 0:10:04.725 --> 0:10:06.564 of three or four, there's three speakers, and. 0:10:06.485 --> 0:10:08.165 Then you've got sort of the guy on the benches 0:10:08.885 --> 0:10:09.405 now we're. 0:10:09.245 --> 0:10:11.645 Going to do next week on the show Debate Week. 0:10:13.845 --> 0:10:16.725 You've got a song, a song or an ad break 0:10:16.845 --> 0:10:21.765 to prepare start the Debate Championships. The inter Show Debate 0:10:21.845 --> 0:10:23.045 Championships next week. 0:10:23.684 --> 0:10:25.844 Christian Connell Show Podcast. 0:10:26.525 --> 0:10:29.125 This week on the show, we've been trying to recreate Brick, 0:10:29.165 --> 0:10:32.204 Brian Brick. What is in a classic Aussie pub? So 0:10:32.285 --> 0:10:34.285 if you've got any things you think have to be 0:10:34.324 --> 0:10:36.525 in the pub, let me know. You can text us 0:10:36.845 --> 0:10:40.165 four seven five three one oh four to three. You 0:10:40.204 --> 0:10:44.645 can also call this morning on thirteen fifty five twenty two. 0:10:45.684 --> 0:10:48.005 After the show yesterday, I was thinking what are the 0:10:48.045 --> 0:10:52.045 most common named pubs in Australia. I know in the 0:10:52.165 --> 0:10:57.125 UK red line is number one. Nice, hundreds of red lines. 0:10:57.564 --> 0:11:00.885 Then it's like the King's heads, Queen's arms and stuff 0:11:00.925 --> 0:11:03.285 like that, but it's the red line. And in the 0:11:03.405 --> 0:11:05.885 UK you give because there are so many pubs, or 0:11:05.925 --> 0:11:07.844 well they used to be there dropping by the way. 0:11:07.885 --> 0:11:12.084 Now sadly you give directions by the pubs. Should we go? Yeah, 0:11:12.084 --> 0:11:13.765 if you see the red line pub you've gone too far. 0:11:14.324 --> 0:11:17.165 Turn around and you'll see the kings, the King's arms. 0:11:17.204 --> 0:11:19.365 That's when you know you're there, all right, So what 0:11:19.365 --> 0:11:21.725 do we think. You're in the top ten most commonly 0:11:21.804 --> 0:11:27.765 named pubs in Australia. Railway number two, Railways a number two. 0:11:27.804 --> 0:11:28.845 There are eighty two. 0:11:29.165 --> 0:11:30.365 What about terminutes? 0:11:30.925 --> 0:11:32.725 Not in the top ten. I would have had a 0:11:32.725 --> 0:11:34.485 guess at that as well. It feels like it's the 0:11:34.525 --> 0:11:34.925 top ten. 0:11:35.204 --> 0:11:40.325 The Shakespeare No tattersals, Nope, not in the top ten. 0:11:40.324 --> 0:11:43.085 Lord Nelson, No, you do see a lot of those. 0:11:46.485 --> 0:11:50.765 Victoria Hotel is in the top ten. There are thirty 0:11:50.885 --> 0:11:56.605 nine Victoria Hotel. Yeah, okay, think about this country and 0:11:56.645 --> 0:12:00.285 think about when pubs first came along. What would they 0:12:00.804 --> 0:12:04.965 want to attract. They'd want it to sound fancy, the local. 0:12:05.005 --> 0:12:08.165 No, like horse, Yeah, the horse and cart. 0:12:08.204 --> 0:12:14.565 That's the number one. The Royal Hotel. Oh, two hundred 0:12:14.605 --> 0:12:17.684 and forty four, two hundred and forty four, Royal Hotel. 0:12:18.405 --> 0:12:21.085 And of course no one's calls them. You wouldn't say, 0:12:21.125 --> 0:12:22.804 I'm going for a drink, come and join it down 0:12:22.845 --> 0:12:25.964 at the Royal Hotel. You just called the Royal Yes, 0:12:26.045 --> 0:12:28.324 all right, so that's the number one, number one, it's 0:12:28.365 --> 0:12:31.005 the Royal Hotel. There are more pubs called the Royal 0:12:31.045 --> 0:12:33.444 Hotel than anything else. In Australia. But what's a number two? 0:12:34.804 --> 0:12:37.085 Think about any way you've ever been, you will always 0:12:37.125 --> 0:12:40.325 see these ones. It's always this. 0:12:39.725 --> 0:12:41.364 Not the Grand or something. 0:12:41.444 --> 0:12:43.925 The Grand is it number four? Pats, There are seventy 0:12:44.045 --> 0:12:49.445 three pubs named the Grand in Australia. It's commercial, the commercial, 0:12:49.525 --> 0:12:52.725 commercial hotels. I didn't ruin us oell with that many. 0:12:52.564 --> 0:12:53.444 One in my hometown. 0:12:53.444 --> 0:12:55.485 There you go. Then it's the Railway at number three, 0:12:55.485 --> 0:12:58.085 with eighty two pubs called the Railway, The Grands at 0:12:58.125 --> 0:13:03.765 number four, then the Exchange Victoria is a number six, 0:13:03.965 --> 0:13:08.525 the Crown, the number seven. At eight, you've got the Imperial. 0:13:10.125 --> 0:13:12.045 Familiar with a lot of imperials. 0:13:13.485 --> 0:13:17.045 Then it's the Star yea, and then coming in hot 0:13:17.084 --> 0:13:21.645 at number ten, the Club. I've not seen many of that. 0:13:21.684 --> 0:13:25.605 I've not seen many of those. The Christian O'Connell show 0:13:25.845 --> 0:13:31.485 podcast What is in Every Single Aussie Bub? This week 0:13:31.485 --> 0:13:34.885 they've announced they are looking to build an Australian themed 0:13:35.204 --> 0:13:38.165 pub in Vegas on the Strip after Eneel was there 0:13:38.405 --> 0:13:40.565 last weekend. So we said, look, the Americans, they won't 0:13:40.564 --> 0:13:42.405 know how to do this. Let's help them out. Let's 0:13:42.444 --> 0:13:45.925 kind of recreate the classic Cosi pub brick by brick. 0:13:46.804 --> 0:13:50.084 What do you see there, Christian? Those bowls straight from 0:13:50.084 --> 0:13:52.204 the seventies that have learned they're made of wood. They 0:13:52.204 --> 0:13:55.684 put chips or nuts in them, Yes, that salads, and 0:13:55.725 --> 0:14:00.204 they have not been topped up since the seventies. An 0:14:00.204 --> 0:14:02.125 old camping out the front with a bowl of water, 0:14:02.204 --> 0:14:05.245 waiting for its owner to have a few quiet ones 0:14:05.485 --> 0:14:09.964 and fell chatting up the barmaid. You're right, there's always 0:14:09.965 --> 0:14:13.485 some guy on a felled mission trying to impress the 0:14:13.525 --> 0:14:16.804 bar mate. Just been thrown out by his wife or divorced. 0:14:17.005 --> 0:14:17.605 Ten skins. 0:14:17.925 --> 0:14:22.885 Yes, the pub needs to drive through bottle shop. They're 0:14:22.885 --> 0:14:26.685 often actually bigger than the actual pub. Some of them 0:14:26.685 --> 0:14:32.005 are a macular Yeah, beautiful, huge real estate Christian. The 0:14:32.045 --> 0:14:36.365 country pub needs toilet door markers showing the silhouette of 0:14:36.405 --> 0:14:40.525 a lady with a parasol and a man's one. The 0:14:40.565 --> 0:14:43.765 men's on top hat and cane. What year are we? 0:14:43.965 --> 0:14:44.005 No? 0:14:44.405 --> 0:14:45.604 What century were we in? 0:14:47.285 --> 0:14:47.685 The modern? 0:14:51.045 --> 0:14:52.845 About the time I just put my head around the 0:14:52.845 --> 0:14:55.045 door and just look for the long trough My problem? 0:14:55.125 --> 0:14:57.405 You know why they use like the different chromosome ones like, yes, 0:14:58.005 --> 0:14:59.685 I don't know which one I am, which one is 0:14:59.725 --> 0:15:02.165 the man. 0:15:02.485 --> 0:15:05.925 Probably a duke of edbus thing. Just work out what 0:15:05.965 --> 0:15:09.885 toilet is what, and you've got your duke of e. Christian, 0:15:09.885 --> 0:15:12.405 what were you seeing? Every classic Aussie pump, the long 0:15:12.605 --> 0:15:16.605 metal trough with like six yellow urinal cakes and the 0:15:16.645 --> 0:15:24.765 old school metal flush chains now no chase smell as well, Yes, Christian, 0:15:24.765 --> 0:15:27.565 Every Aussie Barny's a bistro that turns into a nightclub 0:15:27.965 --> 0:15:30.165 after the meals have been served, with a light up 0:15:30.245 --> 0:15:33.765 dance floor, like the movie Saturday Night Fever. We'll have 0:15:33.805 --> 0:15:36.765 to disagree that. I'm not sure it's exactly like the 0:15:36.805 --> 0:15:42.445 movie Saturday Night Fever Sunday Fever Dream. Yes do you? Then? 0:15:42.525 --> 0:15:45.125 Always had then the old mobile disco. Oh you guy, 0:15:45.445 --> 0:15:48.485 the guy unloading from is like you or the vinyl we. 0:15:48.445 --> 0:15:50.244 Had that you go for your palmer and you'd be 0:15:50.325 --> 0:15:51.085 unpacking it. 0:15:51.165 --> 0:15:53.405 This guy's coming out getting all the getting the lights 0:15:54.645 --> 0:15:56.325 some week ost smoke machine. 0:15:56.485 --> 0:15:58.045 He wasn't exactly Tiesta or. 0:16:00.165 --> 0:16:02.805 Way before Fred. Again, well he was called Fred. 0:16:05.565 --> 0:16:06.845 So we didn't know any better. 0:16:06.885 --> 0:16:12.085 We love that. Some of the ones we've had so far, 0:16:12.125 --> 0:16:16.085 these has been incredible. Michelle, yesterday with the cutlery handed 0:16:16.085 --> 0:16:19.285 to you, wrapped within an inch of it's life, stuck 0:16:19.325 --> 0:16:22.405 down with what looks like a spot of spits. It is, 0:16:22.485 --> 0:16:25.685 it's really swallowed in this very tight Steve had seven 0:16:25.805 --> 0:16:28.085 main doors to the bar, but only one of them 0:16:28.125 --> 0:16:33.205 actually opens yep. Photos of local horses winning regional race meetings. 0:16:33.805 --> 0:16:37.525 Garlic breads an entree on the menu. Brad had council 0:16:37.565 --> 0:16:41.045 workers in uniform having a really long lunch. That'll be 0:16:41.125 --> 0:16:46.325 happening today at so many pubs around Australia. Dartboard uncomfortably 0:16:46.325 --> 0:16:50.245 next to the pool table, footy tipping leaderboard, Condon slash 0:16:50.285 --> 0:16:54.245 tampon Spencer and the ladies that only takes coins. Narel 0:16:54.365 --> 0:16:57.805 had photos of random celebrities that have visited over the 0:16:57.885 --> 0:17:02.645 years loose or omitting toilet seats. It's never correctly fitted, 0:17:02.965 --> 0:17:06.765 there's never Someone with a big ass has destroyed these 0:17:06.805 --> 0:17:12.365 toilets and is going round Australia destroying toilets. And this 0:17:12.405 --> 0:17:16.365 show will not rest until, like Scooby do, we unmask 0:17:16.685 --> 0:17:18.005 who this perpetrator is. 0:17:19.085 --> 0:17:22.325 To the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:17:22.365 --> 0:17:26.365 Christian, those under those foot wrests in Australian Pums were 0:17:26.485 --> 0:17:28.885 the trots to drop the peanut shells. That's what needs 0:17:28.885 --> 0:17:33.205 to be there. No, that's how they need in cinemas cleaners. 0:17:33.205 --> 0:17:35.165 They're going to pick up all our crap. Floor. Have 0:17:35.245 --> 0:17:38.565 a trough there, a little foot rest. Chuck your carton's 0:17:38.605 --> 0:17:40.845 in there, right there? You go? All right? What is 0:17:40.885 --> 0:17:45.045 in every single Australian pub? We're trying to recreate the 0:17:45.085 --> 0:17:50.005 Aussie pub? Good morning? Two two first names. Matt George. 0:17:50.525 --> 0:17:53.165 You can't forget the old guy. The barfly sitting in 0:17:53.165 --> 0:17:55.245 the corner has been there since the dawn of time. 0:17:55.445 --> 0:17:58.925 They probably built the pub around him. I love this 0:17:59.005 --> 0:18:02.245 bit of detail here from our friend Matt George. Haw's 0:18:02.285 --> 0:18:05.565 a mobility scooter with the rain cover parked right near 0:18:05.605 --> 0:18:09.125 the door. Assie flag stick it out the bag and right. 0:18:10.845 --> 0:18:13.525 Probably got the flag pole outside the house as well. 0:18:18.445 --> 0:18:21.645 The other thing in the men's and women's toilets we're 0:18:21.645 --> 0:18:23.525 talking about. What do you see in every single loss? 0:18:23.525 --> 0:18:27.765 You pump uh no fancy hand sanitizer with the pump, 0:18:28.085 --> 0:18:31.565 good old tiny tiny tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny tiny tiny 0:18:31.925 --> 0:18:33.525 sliver of a bar of soap. 0:18:33.605 --> 0:18:35.965 Yes, that about four thousand people that's been there. 0:18:36.045 --> 0:18:42.325 You're right, and delicately plays pubic hair. The worse from 0:18:42.325 --> 0:18:46.525 the Queen, isn't it. It's a tiny, tiny little sliver. 0:18:46.925 --> 0:18:48.885 You know. I'd say it's time to bring back the 0:18:48.925 --> 0:18:49.525 bar of soap. 0:18:49.605 --> 0:18:50.245 Oh no, it's not. 0:18:50.485 --> 0:18:53.285 No, it is nice. I think it's better to shower 0:18:53.365 --> 0:18:55.805 the bar of soap than that sort of shower wash. 0:18:55.885 --> 0:18:58.165 If I've had a big workout, I'll use the power 0:18:58.205 --> 0:18:58.845 molive goal. 0:18:59.045 --> 0:19:03.125 Yes, I love. We need to partner up and do 0:19:03.165 --> 0:19:06.325 a collaborate with them Golden fair Man palm olive goal. 0:19:06.445 --> 0:19:09.445 It's heavy duty. When you get a lot of gunk. 0:19:09.525 --> 0:19:15.405 I caught it in a prison wash. Yeah, get a 0:19:15.565 --> 0:19:21.845 thick l up. Ohmy heating rivals, un mistakable smell lemon. 0:19:22.125 --> 0:19:25.045 And also I want to bor a soap that doesn't 0:19:25.205 --> 0:19:28.405 have is an overly fragranced Yeah, I don't want a 0:19:28.485 --> 0:19:33.765 lemon myrtle. Yeah, you know, sandal wood or leather. 0:19:34.205 --> 0:19:35.765 I'm a man widow. 0:19:37.565 --> 0:19:43.125 Denko rub the soap bar. I want lemon, myrtle or hibiscus. 0:19:43.445 --> 0:19:45.205 Maybe it should be the new Chemist. You know how 0:19:45.245 --> 0:19:46.365 they do fragrances. 0:19:46.845 --> 0:19:50.285 Maybe we do soap collab collab. Yes, Patsy, what do 0:19:50.325 --> 0:19:51.085 you see in every. 0:19:50.885 --> 0:19:52.565 Pum Well, there's got to be a mixed grill. 0:19:52.925 --> 0:19:55.765 Then you surely you know, you get a chopped the 0:19:56.045 --> 0:20:00.245 steak or sausage, maybe a results sides, yeah, egg on top. 0:20:00.085 --> 0:20:02.565 If you're lucky, steak, Diane sauce. 0:20:02.285 --> 0:20:04.405 And the bacon. Don't forget the bacon's. 0:20:04.005 --> 0:20:05.045 A heart attack on a plate. 0:20:06.125 --> 0:20:10.165 Basically, yes, then you cover it into tomatow sawce drown. 0:20:10.005 --> 0:20:14.525 It, the side of type two diabetes to go please, 0:20:15.365 --> 0:20:17.805 and a very limited range of sources if you're having 0:20:17.885 --> 0:20:20.405 a steak as well. So now we've got fifty seven 0:20:20.445 --> 0:20:23.125 different types, you know, and they bring out even the mustards. 0:20:23.125 --> 0:20:26.365 There's a go mustard guy. I see him in restaurant. Wait, 0:20:26.405 --> 0:20:27.965 that's his job. It just comes out with the mustards. 0:20:27.965 --> 0:20:29.765 You don't see him doing anything else. He's got like 0:20:29.885 --> 0:20:36.485 four different mustards, some around the world, whole green, American, French, English. 0:20:36.325 --> 0:20:41.685 Almost bravy mushroom yeah yeah, big gravy boats yes source. 0:20:41.845 --> 0:20:42.965 You know what else? Is also there? 0:20:43.005 --> 0:20:45.805