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Speaker 1: Good Morning, Pats Money, coome Onrning, Alex Money, good morning, Rio,
Speaker 1: good morning. What an incredible couple of days ahead of
Speaker 1: us now for armchair sports fans it is on Small
Speaker 1: RL AFL Smagasboard Sports Swedish smaggas Bard You've got the
Speaker 1: you got AFL's back footage back tonight NRL and also
Speaker 1: F one as well. And then tonight the Matildas in
Speaker 1: an extraordinary game. Again it's the the Uranian women's team,
Speaker 1: and they showed so much courage the other day playing
Speaker 1: anywhere with them things going back on in their homeland,
Speaker 1: but also refusing to sing the national anthem. I don't
Speaker 1: know if anyone's seen this story. You talk about courage,
Speaker 1: they were they were told by the regime. They must
Speaker 1: sing the national anthem not to embarrass the regime, and
Speaker 1: they defiantly didn't sing it on Monday night's opener against
Speaker 1: South Korea. Incredible. I hope they get an amazing reception team.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's an incredible couple of days. Absolutely. Now, Alex,
Speaker 1: are you going down to F one? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I am today. So I'm going to take my son Max.
Speaker 3: He's four years old. He cannot wait. So from his kindom, he's.
Speaker 1: Not gonna remember any of this. Hopefully he does some
Speaker 1: of them, just ticklarly in front of the TV. Tell
Speaker 1: him he's there. Can I come instead of him? Because
Speaker 1: do you know this? You can go and have a
Speaker 1: little looksie around today if you live nearby. Yes, like
Speaker 1: a post code bias. It's hilarious. You know, we gotta
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 4: You gotta print off like a utility buill to preyer
Speaker 4: that you live in the area. So I'm going to
Speaker 4: print off my little gas bill and I'm going to
Speaker 4: take it off to the F one and go here
Speaker 4: you go, guys, I live just over there.
Speaker 3: Can I come in?
Speaker 1: There's sure income? It's so unfair and what do you
Speaker 1: get to do? Just wander around around? Incredible. You'll see
Speaker 1: all the teams getting ready with the cars and do
Speaker 1: the walk.
Speaker 3: The drivers walk around the track as well.
Speaker 1: But it's unfair. It's only if you live nearby. Other
Speaker 1: sport would do this.
Speaker 3: Well, we've got to put up with the noise as well.
Speaker 1: For the next four days. So I love the fact
Speaker 1: that you just got a print off a utility bill
Speaker 1: and in no way it's that fakable. It's thought proof.
Speaker 1: There's nothing online now where you could do that in
Speaker 1: less than sixty seconds. You're going to have a million
Speaker 1: people down there apparently live round Albert Park, but we will.
Speaker 1: Now it's a crazy thing. You just got to pitch.
Speaker 1: So what they're going to be going through everyone's gas
Speaker 1: and electricity.
Speaker 3: Bill pretty much?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lewis Hamilton's going to be going, no, this one's fake.
Speaker 4: Nice try mates, And he's like, make sure you do
Speaker 4: it at work today because we haven't any paper at home.
Speaker 3: I've kept forgetting to buy paper for them, so I'm going.
Speaker 1: To do it today at work. Well, good luck trying
Speaker 1: to print anything off because someone here is the queen
Speaker 1: of print and stuff on. Do you remember that three out
Speaker 1: your page NASA document?
Speaker 5: We don't.
Speaker 1: Why were you printing off the NASA logo knows what
Speaker 1: book goodness knows what kind of sleepers sell your parts
Speaker 1: of parts? And then the other extraordinary thing, what just
Speaker 1: a way of this year? How now just in the
Speaker 1: last seven days, So seven days, seven days ago, if
Speaker 1: you said that we would be getting emotional plane coming
Speaker 1: into Australia from the Middle East and emotional scenes of
Speaker 1: families being reunited, Koshi Koschy being reunited with his family.
Speaker 1: I was getting emotional hearing him how he was looking
Speaker 1: forward to seeing his family. We would have gone, you crazy,
Speaker 1: what's happened in the last seven days? But yeah, so
Speaker 1: the first flight to land into Sydney, pats is that?
Speaker 6: So it's the first repatriation flight out of the Middle
Speaker 6: East since all the hussle from the weekend about.
Speaker 1: To that we're calling it.
Speaker 6: I was trying to put it nicely, but yeah, the
Speaker 6: first two hundred and then the government sending over about
Speaker 6: five teams to try and get any Aussie strandard that
Speaker 6: want to come home.
Speaker 1: This sounds like the set up to a new Chris
Speaker 1: Hemsworth movie. What do you mean five teams of trades.
Speaker 5: No repatriation teams?
Speaker 6: So you know, experts in that field about you know,
Speaker 6: organizing passports, flights and getting people back.
Speaker 1: Well make sure they printed off. Yeah, YouTube's bills as
Speaker 1: a four more, there's nothing stronger than that.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: The other week on the show we were talking about
Speaker 1: spotting celebrities and shops. She won't believe what I saw
Speaker 1: yesterday out Centerling Carl and Jackie. Oh, I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 7: Come they passed the means test.
Speaker 5: For that incredible.
Speaker 1: Perhapsy how was your day yesterday?
Speaker 5: Had an interesting day.
Speaker 6: Our daughter, who is fourteen, is doing her Duke of
Speaker 6: Ed at school, Oh good honor, which is brilliant worldwide scheme,
Speaker 6: and they have to do three things. So they have
Speaker 6: to do a three activities essentially one volunteer and she's
Speaker 6: cooking at the local soup kitchen near school, which is great.
Speaker 6: Another skill has to be like a skill essentially, so
Speaker 6: she's going to do piano for that and keyboard in
Speaker 6: a music class in the third.
Speaker 1: By really lowering the bar, Duke of Venery used to
Speaker 1: be you used to have to live outdoors for a
Speaker 1: week in the UK. It's really extreme.
Speaker 5: Oh really, you know you.
Speaker 1: Have to go like hiking an Orienta and they camp
Speaker 1: out for like a week. There's like the bronze silver
Speaker 1: gold version of it, the gold one. I think it's
Speaker 1: about ten or twelve years ago. I was invited to
Speaker 1: Saint James's Palace to do a speech tour recipients of
Speaker 1: the Goldward Ones. I'm doing this speech and then the
Speaker 1: main man comes in other jick, Yes, Prince Philip starts
Speaker 1: heckling me back, and his nineties right, I've never seen
Speaker 1: him before. My low really funny. It was yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it was ninety two at the time, ninety one
Speaker 1: to incredibleness. But it starts heckling me right. And I
Speaker 1: then said to him, are you here to get your
Speaker 1: not dead yet ward? And he sent me a note
Speaker 1: a couple of days later he just signed it jus
Speaker 1: still not dead yet. These kids had like lived outdoors
Speaker 1: for a week. It was like really extreme what they've done.
Speaker 5: Oh well, maybe she's gone the easy way out, so.
Speaker 1: Might be the Australian version. Eat a tin tam, befriend
Speaker 1: a hobo.
Speaker 6: So her third activity has to be physical. So she said,
Speaker 6: you know what, I'll just walk the dog. And I thought, oh, okay,
Speaker 6: what you called.
Speaker 1: Duke right now is spinning in his royal gray What dog?
Speaker 1: What the dinosa? What the dinosaur? Yes, that's a dingo.
Speaker 1: Some of them like that. It's a big dog, to
Speaker 1: be fair.
Speaker 5: Probably is in extreme sport. And we found out this
Speaker 5: dog is called far Lap, a big boy. He's very dull.
Speaker 6: He's not quite a great day in size, but he's
Speaker 6: not far off it anyway. So she took him for
Speaker 6: a walk. Only he saw a cat walking along and bolted. Well,
Speaker 6: oh my goodness, so.
Speaker 1: She's wearing that's not in the news. Shear last tense.
Speaker 1: He saw a cat. He ate a cat?
Speaker 5: No, no, I didn't eat it. He just likes to
Speaker 5: chase them anyway.
Speaker 6: So he pulled her with such force in the lead
Speaker 6: that she like flew out of her thongs.
Speaker 1: No, maybe new listeners need to know this. It's like
Speaker 1: a sort of quarterly event on the show. Pantsy will
Speaker 1: have some tool store about someone being propelled through the
Speaker 1: air seriously away of Patsy, who was once butted by goat.
Speaker 5: I was butted by a god to hoterrific.
Speaker 1: Got air out of her gun boots. The gun boats
Speaker 1: are still in the mud right now. Pers He hasn't
Speaker 1: landed evidence.
Speaker 7: Your family needs to tie up their laces.
Speaker 1: Got more hawks.
Speaker 6: It was it was like a It was like a
Speaker 6: reinvention of that, only it was already this time the
Speaker 6: thongs on the pavement to get or she was flying
Speaker 6: almost horizontal to.
Speaker 1: Wonder woman.
Speaker 6: Anyway, So I don't know, she might have to get
Speaker 6: another physical activity because that did not go.
Speaker 1: Did you do it?
Speaker 5: No, we didn't have it.
Speaker 1: In some sort of nerd school, it would have done it. No.
Speaker 8: I was more debating in the in the debating realm. Yes,
Speaker 8: I didn't have time.
Speaker 1: I may have What are you the debate captain?
Speaker 7: I was the debate captain?
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, I was a third speaker, so I would
Speaker 8: come in at the end and then.
Speaker 7: Wrap it up.
Speaker 1: So how many were Was it timed? Yes?
Speaker 7: So you'd go and you'd get the topic.
Speaker 8: Then you'd get an hour to prepare and then you'd
Speaker 8: get Each team has three speakers, and you can speak
Speaker 8: for about seven to nine men.
Speaker 1: And so are you selecting from the team. Do you
Speaker 1: have a big team?
Speaker 8: Know that you pretty much go through in a team
Speaker 8: of three or four, there's three speakers, and.
Speaker 7: Then you've got sort of the guy on the benches
Speaker 7: now we're.
Speaker 1: Going to do next week on the show Debate Week.
Speaker 1: You've got a song, a song or an ad break
Speaker 1: to prepare start the Debate Championships. The inter Show Debate
Speaker 1: Championships next week.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: This week on the show, we've been trying to recreate Brick,
Speaker 1: Brian Brick. What is in a classic Aussie pub? So
Speaker 1: if you've got any things you think have to be
Speaker 1: in the pub, let me know. You can text us
Speaker 1: four seven five three one oh four to three. You
Speaker 1: can also call this morning on thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 1: After the show yesterday, I was thinking what are the
Speaker 1: most common named pubs in Australia. I know in the
Speaker 1: UK red line is number one. Nice, hundreds of red lines.
Speaker 1: Then it's like the King's heads, Queen's arms and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, but it's the red line. And in the
Speaker 1: UK you give because there are so many pubs, or
Speaker 1: well they used to be there dropping by the way.
Speaker 1: Now sadly you give directions by the pubs. Should we go? Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you see the red line pub you've gone too far.
Speaker 1: Turn around and you'll see the kings, the King's arms.
Speaker 1: That's when you know you're there, all right, So what
Speaker 1: do we think. You're in the top ten most commonly
Speaker 1: named pubs in Australia. Railway number two, Railways a number two.
Speaker 1: There are eighty two.
Speaker 5: What about terminutes?
Speaker 1: Not in the top ten. I would have had a
Speaker 1: guess at that as well. It feels like it's the
Speaker 1: top ten.
Speaker 9: The Shakespeare No tattersals, Nope, not in the top ten.
Speaker 7: Lord Nelson, No, you do see a lot of those.
Speaker 1: Victoria Hotel is in the top ten. There are thirty
Speaker 1: nine Victoria Hotel. Yeah, okay, think about this country and
Speaker 1: think about when pubs first came along. What would they
Speaker 1: want to attract. They'd want it to sound fancy, the local.
Speaker 3: No, like horse, Yeah, the horse and cart.
Speaker 1: That's the number one. The Royal Hotel. Oh, two hundred
Speaker 1: and forty four, two hundred and forty four, Royal Hotel.
Speaker 1: And of course no one's calls them. You wouldn't say,
Speaker 1: I'm going for a drink, come and join it down
Speaker 1: at the Royal Hotel. You just called the Royal Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, so that's the number one, number one, it's
Speaker 1: the Royal Hotel. There are more pubs called the Royal
Speaker 1: Hotel than anything else. In Australia. But what's a number two?
Speaker 1: Think about any way you've ever been, you will always
Speaker 1: see these ones. It's always this.
Speaker 5: Not the Grand or something.
Speaker 1: The Grand is it number four? Pats, There are seventy
Speaker 1: three pubs named the Grand in Australia. It's commercial, the commercial,
Speaker 1: commercial hotels. I didn't ruin us oell with that many.
Speaker 3: One in my hometown.
Speaker 1: There you go. Then it's the Railway at number three,
Speaker 1: with eighty two pubs called the Railway, The Grands at
Speaker 1: number four, then the Exchange Victoria is a number six,
Speaker 1: the Crown, the number seven. At eight, you've got the Imperial.
Speaker 7: Familiar with a lot of imperials.
Speaker 1: Then it's the Star yea, and then coming in hot
Speaker 1: at number ten, the Club. I've not seen many of that.
Speaker 1: I've not seen many of those. The Christian O'Connell show
Speaker 1: podcast What is in Every Single Aussie Bub? This week
Speaker 1: they've announced they are looking to build an Australian themed
Speaker 1: pub in Vegas on the Strip after Eneel was there
Speaker 1: last weekend. So we said, look, the Americans, they won't
Speaker 1: know how to do this. Let's help them out. Let's
Speaker 1: kind of recreate the classic Cosi pub brick by brick.
Speaker 1: What do you see there, Christian? Those bowls straight from
Speaker 1: the seventies that have learned they're made of wood. They
Speaker 1: put chips or nuts in them, Yes, that salads, and
Speaker 1: they have not been topped up since the seventies. An
Speaker 1: old camping out the front with a bowl of water,
Speaker 1: waiting for its owner to have a few quiet ones
Speaker 1: and fell chatting up the barmaid. You're right, there's always
Speaker 1: some guy on a felled mission trying to impress the
Speaker 1: bar mate. Just been thrown out by his wife or divorced.
Speaker 3: Ten skins.
Speaker 1: Yes, the pub needs to drive through bottle shop. They're
Speaker 1: often actually bigger than the actual pub. Some of them
Speaker 1: are a macular Yeah, beautiful, huge real estate Christian. The
Speaker 1: country pub needs toilet door markers showing the silhouette of
Speaker 1: a lady with a parasol and a man's one. The
Speaker 1: men's on top hat and cane. What year are we?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: What century were we in?
Speaker 7: The modern?
Speaker 1: About the time I just put my head around the
Speaker 1: door and just look for the long trough My problem?
Speaker 8: You know why they use like the different chromosome ones like, yes,
Speaker 8: I don't know which one I am, which one is
Speaker 8: the man.
Speaker 1: Probably a duke of edbus thing. Just work out what
Speaker 1: toilet is what, and you've got your duke of e. Christian,
Speaker 1: what were you seeing? Every classic Aussie pump, the long
Speaker 1: metal trough with like six yellow urinal cakes and the
Speaker 1: old school metal flush chains now no chase smell as well, Yes, Christian,
Speaker 1: Every Aussie Barny's a bistro that turns into a nightclub
Speaker 1: after the meals have been served, with a light up
Speaker 1: dance floor, like the movie Saturday Night Fever. We'll have
Speaker 1: to disagree that. I'm not sure it's exactly like the
Speaker 1: movie Saturday Night Fever Sunday Fever Dream. Yes do you? Then?
Speaker 1: Always had then the old mobile disco. Oh you guy,
Speaker 1: the guy unloading from is like you or the vinyl we.
Speaker 6: Had that you go for your palmer and you'd be
Speaker 6: unpacking it.
Speaker 1: This guy's coming out getting all the getting the lights
Speaker 1: some week ost smoke machine.
Speaker 7: He wasn't exactly Tiesta or.
Speaker 1: Way before Fred. Again, well he was called Fred.
Speaker 5: So we didn't know any better.
Speaker 1: We love that. Some of the ones we've had so far,
Speaker 1: these has been incredible. Michelle, yesterday with the cutlery handed
Speaker 1: to you, wrapped within an inch of it's life, stuck
Speaker 1: down with what looks like a spot of spits. It is,
Speaker 1: it's really swallowed in this very tight Steve had seven
Speaker 1: main doors to the bar, but only one of them
Speaker 1: actually opens yep. Photos of local horses winning regional race meetings.
Speaker 1: Garlic breads an entree on the menu. Brad had council
Speaker 1: workers in uniform having a really long lunch. That'll be
Speaker 1: happening today at so many pubs around Australia. Dartboard uncomfortably
Speaker 1: next to the pool table, footy tipping leaderboard, Condon slash
Speaker 1: tampon Spencer and the ladies that only takes coins. Narel
Speaker 1: had photos of random celebrities that have visited over the
Speaker 1: years loose or omitting toilet seats. It's never correctly fitted,
Speaker 1: there's never Someone with a big ass has destroyed these
Speaker 1: toilets and is going round Australia destroying toilets. And this
Speaker 1: show will not rest until, like Scooby do, we unmask
Speaker 1: who this perpetrator is.
Speaker 2: To the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, those under those foot wrests in Australian Pums were
Speaker 1: the trots to drop the peanut shells. That's what needs
Speaker 1: to be there. No, that's how they need in cinemas cleaners.
Speaker 1: They're going to pick up all our crap. Floor. Have
Speaker 1: a trough there, a little foot rest. Chuck your carton's
Speaker 1: in there, right there? You go? All right? What is
Speaker 1: in every single Australian pub? We're trying to recreate the
Speaker 1: Aussie pub? Good morning? Two two first names. Matt George.
Speaker 1: You can't forget the old guy. The barfly sitting in
Speaker 1: the corner has been there since the dawn of time.
Speaker 1: They probably built the pub around him. I love this
Speaker 1: bit of detail here from our friend Matt George. Haw's
Speaker 1: a mobility scooter with the rain cover parked right near
Speaker 1: the door. Assie flag stick it out the bag and right.
Speaker 1: Probably got the flag pole outside the house as well.
Speaker 1: The other thing in the men's and women's toilets we're
Speaker 1: talking about. What do you see in every single loss?
Speaker 1: You pump uh no fancy hand sanitizer with the pump,
Speaker 1: good old tiny tiny tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny tiny tiny
Speaker 1: sliver of a bar of soap.
Speaker 7: Yes, that about four thousand people that's been there.
Speaker 1: You're right, and delicately plays pubic hair. The worse from
Speaker 1: the Queen, isn't it. It's a tiny, tiny little sliver.
Speaker 1: You know. I'd say it's time to bring back the
Speaker 1: bar of soap.
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's not.
Speaker 1: No, it is nice. I think it's better to shower
Speaker 1: the bar of soap than that sort of shower wash.
Speaker 8: If I've had a big workout, I'll use the power
Speaker 8: molive goal.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love. We need to partner up and do
Speaker 1: a collaborate with them Golden fair Man palm olive goal.
Speaker 7: It's heavy duty. When you get a lot of gunk.
Speaker 1: I caught it in a prison wash. Yeah, get a
Speaker 1: thick l up. Ohmy heating rivals, un mistakable smell lemon.
Speaker 1: And also I want to bor a soap that doesn't
Speaker 1: have is an overly fragranced Yeah, I don't want a
Speaker 1: lemon myrtle. Yeah, you know, sandal wood or leather.
Speaker 7: I'm a man widow.
Speaker 1: Denko rub the soap bar. I want lemon, myrtle or hibiscus.
Speaker 7: Maybe it should be the new Chemist. You know how
Speaker 7: they do fragrances.
Speaker 1: Maybe we do soap collab collab. Yes, Patsy, what do
Speaker 1: you see in every.
Speaker 5: Pum Well, there's got to be a mixed grill.
Speaker 6: Then you surely you know, you get a chopped the
Speaker 6: steak or sausage, maybe a results sides, yeah, egg on top.
Speaker 1: If you're lucky, steak, Diane sauce.
Speaker 5: And the bacon. Don't forget the bacon's.
Speaker 1: A heart attack on a plate.
Speaker 5: Basically, yes, then you cover it into tomatow sawce drown.
Speaker 1: It, the side of type two diabetes to go please,
Speaker 1: and a very limited range of sources if you're having
Speaker 1: a steak as well. So now we've got fifty seven
Speaker 1: different types, you know, and they bring out even the mustards.
Speaker 1: There's a go mustard guy. I see him in restaurant. Wait,
Speaker 1: that's his job. It just comes out with the mustards.
Speaker 1: You don't see him doing anything else. He's got like
Speaker 1: four different mustards, some around the world, whole green, American, French, English.
Speaker 4: Almost bravy mushroom yeah yeah, big gravy boats yes source.
Speaker 1: You know what else? Is also there?
Speaker 4: A white plastic phone on the wall the wives and
Speaker 4: partners to ring to see if their husbands are still there. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I know there's phones, but I trust me, this phone
Speaker 4: is still used to this day.
Speaker 1: Harry's still there. And don't get it, don't get it.
Speaker 1: She's calling. They're on the Attorney Sea water and another
Speaker 1: one has been born. Don't pick it up? What do
Speaker 1: I tell it? Very?
Speaker 3: I'm on my way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just left now he hasn't. I witnessed this
Speaker 1: as a child. I know.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Quite a few people messaging the show. The other thing
Speaker 1: you see in every single Australian pub or you used
Speaker 1: to see tabletop arcade games, shout out Moon Patrol, Moon
Speaker 1: Patrol with Moon Patrol. There was another one that I'd
Speaker 1: always have, pac Man, and then there was another. God
Speaker 1: was it Gatta girl Gariga? Someone to know some game, right?
Speaker 1: I need some help this morning. I really really need
Speaker 1: some help. This now is going to become a show
Speaker 1: and tell I brought something into studio from home. This
Speaker 1: is a real life deaf con situation. I have a
Speaker 1: deep love of sharpie pens and they're always on me. However,
Speaker 1: I came home yesterday I didn't realize there was one
Speaker 1: capless and that is like pin out of a grenade
Speaker 1: in my back pock it. I'm sat on the couch
Speaker 1: having a cup of tea my wife, we're talking about
Speaker 1: our days. I get up and she starts screaming, I've
Speaker 1: left a stain on the couch from a dark black, vivid,
Speaker 1: angry scar of a sharpie pen that's leaked onto there.
Speaker 1: So we start googling. Then we started going to AI
Speaker 1: AI help us AI fire up AI, Come on chat GPT.
Speaker 1: Sharpie panicsays, go get some rubbing alcohol. We're like, what
Speaker 1: is rubbing alcohol? We've got drinking alcohol. But I don't
Speaker 1: think pouring a peanut or a nice shearss on this
Speaker 1: is going to help chat GPT. It ain't that smart.
Speaker 1: After all, you haven't got street smarts.
Speaker 7: Rubbing alcohol is one of those things you never have.
Speaker 8: Also, before you hang a picture rub the wic propol.
Speaker 1: Proposes it was a thing during lockdown when we're told
Speaker 1: her to start drinking. It was RFKG or trump or boris.
Speaker 6: So one of the bozos, isn't it just like MYTHI
Speaker 6: though I don't know metho methylated spirits.
Speaker 5: Is that anassy thing?
Speaker 1: No? I know what you mean. So I found her
Speaker 1: hand sanitized it just basically they're recommending something wh's got
Speaker 1: a high alcohol content. So this hand sanitizer was seventy percent.
Speaker 1: I start putting it on it just changes it to indigo.
Speaker 1: The stain remains. So it was as we went to
Speaker 1: bed last night, my wife looked at it, you know
Speaker 1: when she sort of looks at you, you see what
Speaker 1: you done. I brought it in this morning. It's still
Speaker 1: it's faded, but it's there. It's always going to be there.
Speaker 7: The same one, yeah, same one.
Speaker 1: Out scene on the radio. It's the couch to have.
Speaker 1: So this is all woven fabric, which apparently makes it
Speaker 1: harder because it seeps in right. So I got sad
Speaker 1: out as well, just you know, it always solves everything.
Speaker 1: So sadly couldn't do this, and then I put it
Speaker 1: on a cool wash for an hour. That did nothing.
Speaker 6: You can get a can't you get like a color
Speaker 6: corrector at the supermarket?
Speaker 7: Yes, there's one.
Speaker 8: It's called Doctor Something's color corrector.
Speaker 1: I've used Doctor Nickerbocker. I there a song about him
Speaker 1: from the Whiggels Nikoba Nikobuck number nine. He likes to
Speaker 1: dance and sing on time.
Speaker 8: I had one of a white blanket that I put
Speaker 8: in with like red undies or something in the.
Speaker 1: White red Undies.
Speaker 5: Don't know, Okay, let's all the.
Speaker 1: Gays do it. Red Undies. Wow, anyway back to my stain?
Speaker 1: What a segue? What do I do with this? It's
Speaker 1: woven fabric? Color correct. I must have seen my wife
Speaker 1: and I must have said the phrase woven frabrick two
Speaker 1: hundred times yesterday you never said anything. And then it's
Speaker 1: the thing. It's the catchphrase of the week, is Chris,
Speaker 1: this is woven fabric. You couldn't have put it on
Speaker 1: anything worse. It's a woven Is it woven? Or just
Speaker 1: what is that?
Speaker 7: It looks pretty woven to me?
Speaker 5: Is what do they call that? The bumpy stuff?
Speaker 8: The bookley looks like that's trouble.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. This is a lot cheaper. It's like
Speaker 1: if you touch it, pats it's like Hessian sat like
Speaker 1: you sit on this on shorts. It's really uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: On the old is a linen.
Speaker 1: It is a thick ass fabric. It's more like a doormat.
Speaker 7: It's a classic, like natural.
Speaker 1: What makes us worse for stutter? I just did the old.
Speaker 1: I don't worry about that. I'll just flip it over. However, sadly,
Speaker 1: on the reverse side, is this horrible kind of Ladies
Speaker 1: nineteen six? Is Hosier?
Speaker 7: It looks yes, No, no, no, so I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's the composition with fabric is key.
Speaker 6: Here as to how we get it out, you need
Speaker 6: a Shannon Lush who's like a nussy cleaning expert.
Speaker 7: Who is Shannon Lashon?
Speaker 6: No, Shannon Lush, We'll see she will know what fabric
Speaker 6: it is and what interacts best with the fabric to
Speaker 6: get the stain.
Speaker 1: So, thank you. How do we get hold of Shannon Lush?
Speaker 1: Let's go on, we say her name three times and
Speaker 1: she materializes on the phone.
Speaker 7: I just look, she's the Queen of stain pain.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I think I went to see that lady
Speaker 1: once in soho queen.
Speaker 7: Of what, the queen of stain pain. So you've got
Speaker 7: stained pain, so.
Speaker 1: Much pain right now? Mainly the pain is from my wife.
Speaker 7: You need miss Lush, you need miss.
Speaker 1: Lash I think that's someone else. How do you get
Speaker 1: hold of Shannon? No? Sorry, Shannon? Who is Shannon Lush?
Speaker 5: Let's see if we can email.
Speaker 1: I'll be gettings speaking to the manager of Shannon No,
Speaker 1: can he come round speaks? If it's cash, he'll do
Speaker 1: anything right now. It's just for the gig.
Speaker 2: Christian Condor Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you for caring. About my couch sorry texts Rio
Speaker 1: just came round to my side of the studio and
Speaker 1: can have a look at it. I showed him the
Speaker 1: vivid stain from my shampypan this on this couch cover
Speaker 1: that I brought in today to see if anyone can
Speaker 1: tell me how to get it out. I went, no,
Speaker 1: you can't carry on like that. You can't, you cannot
Speaker 1: carry on. And then ask a very important question, where
Speaker 1: on the couch is this cushion? All right? And also
Speaker 1: the number one thing people want to know moment, what
Speaker 1: is the couch? If you've got it, Rea recognizes it
Speaker 1: from the seat cover, what is it? Freedom? It's the
Speaker 1: Freedom l Sorrento. Yes, you've got it. Pats, have you
Speaker 1: got it? No?
Speaker 5: I have not.
Speaker 6: I've got leather because of that, because no, with the
Speaker 6: kid you wipe it clean. You could just about, you know,
Speaker 6: hose it clean.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, I've just seen half
Speaker 1: the team produce of Sarah also as the Freedom Sorrento.
Speaker 1: People are going to think we've got a contract with you.
Speaker 1: I wish we had, would have saved the silk quite
Speaker 1: a few dollars. Actually, I am open to be a
Speaker 1: new ambassador. If you free live reads, suddenly you know push.
Speaker 6: Names in a hat and someone can donate their cushion
Speaker 6: to you, So then it's all new against How do
Speaker 6: you say that?
Speaker 1: Listen here has a great idea, Christian. The solution to
Speaker 1: cushion gate is closer to home. Rio said, he has
Speaker 1: the same count. Simply order him unsafe workplace. We don't
Speaker 1: do that here. Simply order him to give you one
Speaker 1: of his order. I wish you had that power over
Speaker 1: this team. Go home and replace your Christian. Go out
Speaker 1: to my house right now, Christian this way happy Sarah,
Speaker 1: happy Christian, unhappy Rio. But as meet Love said, two
Speaker 1: out of three a bad Christian. Follow me for more
Speaker 1: life acts, Jason, just throw me under the bus. Christian
Speaker 1: morning Fresh dish washing liquid that actually made the most
Speaker 1: difference yesterday, more than the hand sanitizer. But it's only
Speaker 1: just turning from dark black. I mean black is black,
Speaker 1: and it kind of dark black. Yeah, and you have
Speaker 1: dark black, but that is it's indigot, it's a vivid scar.
Speaker 1: It's still there. Christian is simply buy a new couch.
Speaker 1: That pillow is never going to be the same. Even
Speaker 1: if Shannon managed to get it out. Is this going
Speaker 1: to have now an overly white bit of it where
Speaker 1: it looks scorched. It's going to leave a tour in
Speaker 1: shroud mark there, get a new couch. The only way
Speaker 1: Sarah's going to be happy again, Christian, take the cover
Speaker 1: to the dry cleaners. This happened to me with a
Speaker 1: whiteboard marker. They will get it out. I don't think
Speaker 1: they do that.
Speaker 7: No, I reckon they might.
Speaker 3: That's actually a really good idea shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm slightly intimidated by a local dry cleaners. The
Speaker 1: last time I went in, he accused me of being poor.
Speaker 6: Ah, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Well he had a great, big life size poster of
Speaker 1: Oscar Piastre in the window. And do you know my
Speaker 1: and goes, oh, you have known his family in Oscar
Speaker 1: for many years. I wash his uh, his racing outfit.
Speaker 1: When he comes back to Melbourne, he brings like he
Speaker 1: years money, watches them all. And I went, oh, apparently
Speaker 1: he lives around the corner from me. He goes, no, no,
Speaker 1: no he doesn't. That's a rich man sport. You're too
Speaker 1: poor to him And and I went, and he went,
Speaker 1: I went, I'm on the radio, and he goes, he
Speaker 1: goes you own the station. I went, no, you're poor. Wow.
Speaker 1: He's a legend there, him and his wife been running
Speaker 1: it for like fifty years. I'm slightly if I take
Speaker 1: that in, I'll have an hour being told off by
Speaker 1: him and his wife. You're right, you should have your
Speaker 1: velvet on hermin couch told you about. That's Wolven fabric,
Speaker 1: not leather or anything cheap passed. So hopefully we're gonna passy.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for as always when winning situal,
Speaker 1: I just helping, not at all. Passy just sent us
Speaker 1: a link to the website for Shannon Lush. That's just
Speaker 1: the first place anyone that the world's greatest producer plan.
Speaker 1: I thought you might have it in that news rollodex.
Speaker 1: You know we got all the world leaders Elbow Shannon Lush.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: I have a death colm one situation at home. I
Speaker 1: have sharpie pens all the time. They're always on me. Sadly,
Speaker 1: one of them obviously must have lost its cap. It's
Speaker 1: in my back pocket. It's leaked from my backside onto
Speaker 1: a sofa couch cover. If you're playing along at home,
Speaker 1: mister freedom cerinto it has to be. It can only
Speaker 1: be into that woven fabric. I tried sad, I tried
Speaker 1: everything on it. I tried hand sanitizer, put it on
Speaker 1: a delicate wash cold of course, for an hour, and
Speaker 1: I did nothing. So I brought it in today pleading
Speaker 1: for someone to help me. One name has emerged, and
Speaker 1: they say that in times of need, the right hero
Speaker 1: or heroin emerges a lady here. Suddenly the name kept
Speaker 1: being cried to the gods, Lush, Shannon Lush. And if
Speaker 1: you say her name three times, she materializes and sure
Speaker 1: enough she joins us on the show. Right now, Shannon Lush,
Speaker 1: Is that you, Shannon? You come in my hour of me?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Shannon Lush?
Speaker 11: What have you done to give me?
Speaker 1: Shannon? First of all, thank you for coming over to
Speaker 1: the bright solid o here on FM radio. I understand
Speaker 1: your every Monday night on Talk About Radio. But thank
Speaker 1: you for coming and seeing us on the FM side
Speaker 1: of the dial.
Speaker 11: Thank you, not a problem. What have you done?
Speaker 1: Well? I've a sharpie black sharpie has basically bled into
Speaker 1: my sofa couch cover and it's like a woven fabric.
Speaker 1: I don't know a woolen. It's a couch it's called
Speaker 1: the Sorrento from Eat Them an l shape one. It's
Speaker 1: almost like a Hessian sack washed canvas. Is it washed canvas?
Speaker 12: Okay?
Speaker 11: And you know the fact that it was Sharpy brand definitely.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I carry them all the time. Yeah, black, I'm afraid.
Speaker 11: Okay. You just need to use white spirits to remove it.
Speaker 11: That's not vodka, so don't drink it. It's called white spirits.
Speaker 11: It's not methilated spirits in between metho and turps. At
Speaker 11: the hardware store you'll find it comes in a small bottle.
Speaker 11: Sometimes it comes under the name of Shellite. It's ninety
Speaker 11: nine percent liquid hydrocarbon. Just use a small amount on
Speaker 11: a cotton bud and just rub it over until it
Speaker 11: comes out. Once you've removed it, you'll need to remove
Speaker 11: the white spirits, and you do that with a cake
Speaker 11: of soap in the bathroom, just normal bathroom soap that
Speaker 11: you wash, you place the hands with, lightly damp it
Speaker 11: till it feels sticky, and then you just scribble on
Speaker 11: it like it's a crayon. Rub it out with a
Speaker 11: cold damp cloths and then evenly damped the entire panel.
Speaker 11: That where you don't get water marks or what looked
Speaker 11: like spots. Lift over after you've finished.
Speaker 1: Shandon, How do you know this off the top of
Speaker 1: your head.
Speaker 11: Oh, I don't forget and my experiment all the time.
Speaker 11: Have not been doing it since I was born.
Speaker 1: Wow, all right, So I need to get so the
Speaker 1: most more things to get the white.
Speaker 11: Spirit Yeah, yeah, white spirits and a normal coca baths
Speaker 11: and so there was.
Speaker 7: A lot more steps after that, I've got to say.
Speaker 1: And I can see you once you got about the shannon.
Speaker 1: There's about five five different damp cloths. I'm concerned about
Speaker 1: the bit scrubbing it again like a pen.
Speaker 11: No, okay, we'll run through it again. Please, while we're
Speaker 11: running through it, I want you to imagine yourself doing it.
Speaker 1: We're going through the stained window and play school now. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, So I I get the I get the
Speaker 1: methylated spirits.
Speaker 11: No, white spirits, not metal.
Speaker 1: Is that white vinegar? Because I've got some of that
Speaker 1: same thing?
Speaker 11: Isn't it's ninety liquid hydro carbon. It's white spirits. It's
Speaker 11: called white spirits.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 11: Sometimes it comes under the name of shell.
Speaker 1: Right now, I've got I think my wife is to
Speaker 1: do with her nails. Is that like, now, polish remover.
Speaker 1: That's the tone.
Speaker 7: You's the first step. This is crazy. You're just gonna
Speaker 7: get what he's.
Speaker 6: Doing this, so Sarah will do it.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't know my why she said you did it?
Speaker 1: This is your problem, I said, I'm taking it into work,
Speaker 1: all right. So white spirits, soak.
Speaker 11: On it called white spirits. You use cotton bud, dip
Speaker 11: it in the white spirits, and you just draw with
Speaker 11: the cotton bud again and again, and all the chappie
Speaker 11: pennant mark is gone. Once it has gone. Get a
Speaker 11: cake a soap in the bathroom, lightly damp the cake
Speaker 11: of soap, scribble on the stain like it to cray on,
Speaker 11: and then you just rub it out with a cold
Speaker 11: damp cloth. Wow, and you damp the entire panel so
Speaker 11: it doesn't get warm.
Speaker 1: Will now, Shannon, thank you very much. How will that work?
Speaker 1: Because this is almost like you know, we're coming up
Speaker 1: to sort of sixteen eighteen hours.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 11: Now, the deal is with staying is that it's basic
Speaker 11: chemistry and so then as you know what you're doing
Speaker 11: it doing it, it's it's easy. What if I left out?
Speaker 1: What if I left this for a year then played
Speaker 1: this back and then did it. Would it still work
Speaker 1: the chemistry?
Speaker 11: Yes, of course it was the only different I'm leaving
Speaker 11: it for a year with a shovy ben because the
Speaker 11: inch sets harder and harder. Would need to stop in
Speaker 11: the ink first with blitering. But that's the only thing
Speaker 11: that would be different. But that would take a long
Speaker 11: time to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 11: You know when you feel an ink stone as it
Speaker 11: age is, it gets of this crispy feel to the
Speaker 11: edges of it. Yes, that's because it's the air dry.
Speaker 11: It goes hard, almost plastic, right, and you would need
Speaker 11: to break it.
Speaker 1: Down all right now, Shannon, one last question? What is
Speaker 1: the worst stain? What is the worst stain to ever
Speaker 1: try and remove?
Speaker 11: There isn't one. Wow, No, it doesn't work that way.
Speaker 11: Chemistry chemistry, it's fun.
Speaker 1: That's like your Charlotte Cohen's phrase. It was elementary for him,
Speaker 1: but it's chemistry. Now. Listen, a lot of people be
Speaker 1: listening to this and they might want to contact you.
Speaker 1: What's the best way for them to do that, Shallow Lush.
Speaker 11: If they want to hear or get this stone to
Speaker 11: remove by talking to me and they contact in through
Speaker 11: the radio. Otherwise the books are available the contact to
Speaker 11: the radio. Don't use websites. I gave up on that.
Speaker 11: It was just too hectic and I don't see people
Speaker 11: in person anymore. People were bringing me at three o'clock
Speaker 11: in the morning.
Speaker 1: Join sorry about that. That's parts of my show. It's
Speaker 1: just not good Yeah, no, it's not good enough. All right.
Speaker 1: Hey listen, Shannon, lovely to speak to you, and thank
Speaker 1: you very much. You havel have a good day.
Speaker 11: Not a worry thing, so have don you see you Lada.
Speaker 2: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, we need to see you trying to do this.
Speaker 1: It's clear you're not paying attention. This is what it's
Speaker 1: like being married to me. Once there's more than one step.
Speaker 7: I'm like you could see the lightly of your eyes.
Speaker 1: It sounds like three or four steps. This got real complicated.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't need having got a degree in chemistry,
Speaker 1: Shannon lash Christian, can you ask and then a lush how
Speaker 1: to remove sharpie from a leather couch? Did she say
Speaker 1: used milk? I think that's what they're using, a tued era.
Speaker 1: What are you going to get in a time machine? Christian?
Speaker 1: Any stain or fabrick use a dissolved dishwasher tablet. I
Speaker 1: didn't actually try that yesterday as well. It didn't work, honestly, Christian,
Speaker 1: have you considered just turning over the cushion? Oh god,
Speaker 1: I thought of that. Have you considered turning back the dial?
Speaker 1: Of course I have. It's got an atypical underside, right,
Speaker 1: is that what you call it? It's like a horrible
Speaker 1: spongy thing on the underside. It is get me a
Speaker 1: typical all right? After eight o'clock this morning, more stained chop. No,
Speaker 1: I'm joking.
Speaker 7: Do you have a name that's a pain? A name
Speaker 7: you always need to explain well?
Speaker 1: With man my name? As in game now over the
Speaker 1: next couple of days in Australia, Wideline fever back NRL's
Speaker 1: back ef one is here, Midfield is playing a run
Speaker 1: tonight's but right now Dune the next twenty minutes. It
Speaker 1: is on news versus sports, versus himself versus me, me
Speaker 1: versus news and sports. What are we talking about? The
Speaker 1: name game? As in, if you have a name that's
Speaker 1: a bit of a pain, we turn it into a
Speaker 1: weekly game. My daughter, youngest daughter Lois every day when
Speaker 1: she has to speeds some on the phone. They keep
Speaker 1: calling her Lewis. She gives Lois as in Lois Lane.
Speaker 1: So you have got one of those names. You'll have
Speaker 1: a one line explainer that you have to do a lot.
Speaker 1: We use your clue that you give people. We try
Speaker 1: and guess what your name is to call it now.
Speaker 1: You get a prize if you stump the show. We're
Speaker 1: playing next. Here's how went down last week. Caller one
Speaker 1: off you go.
Speaker 11: My name is in wind Galereusto, Gail, you got it?
Speaker 11: Call the two coome on first name as in the
Speaker 11: name to Shakespeare, play.
Speaker 3: Hamlets symbol, Yes, call the three.
Speaker 5: Good morning my last name as in a.
Speaker 1: Book, novel story, no picture, No, what do you do
Speaker 1: in the book? Read? Read?
Speaker 2: Read?
Speaker 1: You won't be anything. Why do I say pictures? Because
Speaker 1: you literacy rates ain't great in this country. I won't
Speaker 1: like to be a picture, but some of you would read. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Have you considered turned the cushion over? Give us a
Speaker 1: call now to play the name game.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, I've just ordered a book of Shannon Lush's We
Speaker 1: should be getting commission on that may You just tuned in.
Speaker 1: You missed a solid twenty minutes of the show, probably
Speaker 1: even an hour Tompy, half an hour of Good Just Champagne,
Speaker 1: Radio Stained chap and then we managed to land with
Speaker 1: the Big Kahoona and that was the big guest of
Speaker 1: the year. Frost Nixon, O'Connell, lush Hues. You had to
Speaker 1: be there all right time for the Name Game, as in,
Speaker 1: you come on air, we do not know your name.
Speaker 1: You give us a clue. Me and sim Patsy are
Speaker 1: trying to race against each other and the clock trying
Speaker 1: to guess what your name is. Team. Are we ready
Speaker 1: to play? Let's do it? Coil Spring Cold sounds like
Speaker 1: you're still cold.
Speaker 5: Sky Bird.
Speaker 4: Bringing on pats Prime time too wow, too hot to
Speaker 4: handle in the red corner screen, ob.
Speaker 1: Your ex next to it.
Speaker 5: Let's get it on all.
Speaker 1: Right ready, caller one, Welcome to the Name Game.
Speaker 2: Hello, My name is.
Speaker 11: In a character from the show TV show Dynasty.
Speaker 5: Crystal Alexis Colby.
Speaker 11: Yes, Alexis.
Speaker 1: Love that I was more of a Dynasty fan than Dallas.
Speaker 5: Oh really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Like choosing this child?
Speaker 1: You've only got one? Are you choosing their? Are the dogs? Presley?
Speaker 1: It's not even a choice. Let's get a call it
Speaker 1: too good morning, welcome to the name game. All right, Christian,
Speaker 1: thanks for calling off you go? Good luck.
Speaker 11: Oh yes, I'm the greatest sponsor of all times.
Speaker 6: You guys got it?
Speaker 3: Oh I think I got that?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, you were snoozing on the goal line.
Speaker 1: Caller three, Good morning, Hello called three. Welcome to the
Speaker 1: name game.
Speaker 11: Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good? Okay, good luck?
Speaker 11: Okay. So my point is baby farm animals Joey.
Speaker 3: Oh no, calm.
Speaker 11: No, i'd be said of my name.
Speaker 1: You never know. We've heard some strange names, some strange names.
Speaker 1: But you're right that might be a bit too a
Speaker 1: thank you, piglet for calling you.
Speaker 5: Nursery.
Speaker 11: It could be found in a farm and baby nursery.
Speaker 10: Yes, oh okay, chick, chick, chick.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't want to be rude here, Chruss, you're
Speaker 1: a chick.
Speaker 11: I'm a chick. Your is what I did for a
Speaker 11: living growing up. I want to check out cheap.
Speaker 1: Gotcha? All right?
Speaker 11: Thank you very much, into many trouble but yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, piglets, thank you very much. Let's got
Speaker 1: a call a four hair coimonic collar four. You're live
Speaker 1: on air.
Speaker 5: Good morning.
Speaker 2: My surname as in too farm animals.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we're back at the farm. What is it
Speaker 1: the farm special this week? As in too farm animals
Speaker 1: to farm animals? Oh twin our sheep, kangaroo peer of
Speaker 1: monkey horse?
Speaker 7: Why do we start with guess one animal?
Speaker 8: Sorry, you're not going to get it if you keep.
Speaker 11: Do you need to do you need the clue?
Speaker 1: We need a clue?
Speaker 11: Okay, I give you a clue for the first one.
Speaker 2: Bacon, pig, pig, piglet, pig.
Speaker 1: Pig, pig piggies.
Speaker 2: Now you listening to the next animal, horse.
Speaker 1: We don't just ship were to move on? What what? What? What?
Speaker 1: What is your name?
Speaker 11: Pigram?
Speaker 1: We would have been here for weeks. I can't even
Speaker 1: remember the second step that I've got to do for
Speaker 1: that state. There's no way that is above our pay
Speaker 1: grade or this show. Have you heard the show? Thick
Speaker 1: as anything? We are. We're going to part two next,
Speaker 1: No more fire mental clues.
Speaker 2: Producers Christian Code Show podcast There were.
Speaker 1: Time wasted coming up in five minutes time right now,
Speaker 1: Part two of The Name Game Morning two. Angela Parlisi, Christian,
Speaker 1: your segment this morning was a sign to me, if
Speaker 1: you do have a stain of the week with Shannon.
Speaker 1: Please consider me. I have porcelain tars in my bathroom,
Speaker 1: and my beautiful female dog often peat on them. They've
Speaker 1: got well, I'm definitely not doing that feature. Now. This
Speaker 1: is the kind of stand in what we're going to do.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting a Showbi's legend. Those are the right words,
Speaker 1: Showbi's legend, like Shannon Lush. You know what's incredible, how
Speaker 1: all the radio producers had the number on the phone. Yes,
Speaker 1: if I said get Chris Hemsweather, I don't know where
Speaker 1: to begin. Shannon Lush. They've got two numbers in US
Speaker 1: trading radio pature is Shannon Lush and Honey Badger. That's
Speaker 1: what we need. That's all you need. That's what you need.
Speaker 1: All right. We ready to do part two of the
Speaker 1: name game, as in, you come on and you give
Speaker 1: us a clue to your name, We try and guess.
Speaker 1: Let's go to call it one. Good morning. Hey, here
Speaker 1: you're going, I'm good, welcome to show, good luck, thank you.
Speaker 2: My name is in cartoons.
Speaker 5: Disney Bugs.
Speaker 10: Now No, no, Wilma, no.
Speaker 1: Daphne used to do older, the older cartoons more than
Speaker 1: any Blueto, Felix.
Speaker 12: No, Okay, times out now, so what is the what
Speaker 12: is your name, sir?
Speaker 11: My last name as in Warner Warner.
Speaker 1: Brother great one. Yes, I'm going to explain it to you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell people Warner has your Warner brothers. Yes,
Speaker 1: brilliant clue. Hey, that's a great one. Thank you very
Speaker 1: much for call him. Thanks man, I know I got
Speaker 1: a call it too. Good morning, Hi, here are going,
Speaker 1: I'm good. What is your clue for us?
Speaker 11: My name is in popular TV robot?
Speaker 13: Oh Rosie, Nope, the TV robot Dexter, Tess, tweaky, m.
Speaker 5: What are those things of doctor the darks?
Speaker 1: That was the Daleks. The d just said that. I
Speaker 1: just said that, what is your name? We're out of time.
Speaker 13: Bender Orender the robot.
Speaker 1: Shame on us.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't get that. That's a great one. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much, great clue. Thanks you calling caller three. Good
Speaker 1: morning call three.
Speaker 11: Hello, how are you going?
Speaker 1: I'm good, welcome to the show. Thanks for calling us.
Speaker 1: What's your clue? Good luck?
Speaker 10: It's my daughter's name as in Robin Hood maid Marion,
Speaker 10: No Sheriff.
Speaker 2: No, Nottingham.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1: Tights, no Arrow, that is that her first name?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 13: That's her first name.
Speaker 1: Love. Oh my god, what a great name.
Speaker 11: It's a fun name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome. Hey, listen, thank you very much to
Speaker 1: give us a call.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Surely you don't need an invite to get into a
Speaker 1: wedding that you've been invited to.
Speaker 8: No, you don't need an invite, but you need to
Speaker 8: know where you're going and when, and what to wear,
Speaker 8: and what are the timings.
Speaker 1: And who is relying on you know what to wear?
Speaker 1: Truss up smart?
Speaker 7: But do you know what time and where it is?
Speaker 1: You did not? I do. I can't sound air.
Speaker 7: What time do you think it is?
Speaker 1: Five? I know it's five?
Speaker 7: Okay, that is correct.
Speaker 1: Yes see, I.
Speaker 6: Know I had to get I couldn't find it in
Speaker 6: my inbox, so I had to get Rio last night
Speaker 6: to reced Caitlin's wedding invite.
Speaker 7: Just to make in your inbox.
Speaker 1: You were not invited. If your names are on the list,
Speaker 1: you ain't coming in. Oh, that could be a real
Speaker 1: nasty cold scene drama at radio wedding. So much radio
Speaker 1: drama already, we don't need to be adding to it. Guys,
Speaker 1: all right, today on the time, where so We're looking
Speaker 1: for your athletic bands up for grabs for the best
Speaker 1: in show Gold Cast Group, Rass for you and three mates,
Speaker 1: Athletic bands, Rage against the Rowing Machine, Silver Hella, Tom
Speaker 1: Petty Hella to Pety Michael, your same bolton. I'd love
Speaker 1: to see your same boat with a mulley. You know
Speaker 1: it's growing out. Hurdler notes, you can't take those two
Speaker 1: on the fifteen hundred people. Chase, I'll try, Louse you
Speaker 1: read now, you gotta be so fit to them and
Speaker 1: a baseball ace of bass Ria.
Speaker 7: What have you got lebron Jovi?
Speaker 1: Oh that is that's very good.
Speaker 8: Goldflowers, she's out of the wedding, she's onto the court.
Speaker 8: It's squashed spice.
Speaker 1: No it isn't it's bronze. That's actually no shoots, missus.
Speaker 1: You probably don't know. HiT's the post again? Who's playing for.
Speaker 7: Messi Higgins?
Speaker 1: Oh that's very good. That's gold.
Speaker 9: He's back, Karate, Pierri Silva and Shaky Wilson. Shaky Wilson's
Speaker 9: gold as well. All right, we're looking for your athletic bands.
Speaker 9: Text them in, will mark them next.
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Speaker 1: Today's Time waster. We're looking for your athletic bands. Best
Speaker 1: in Show Gold Class group pass for you and three mates.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of very good ones today. Great work everyone,
Speaker 1: Let's go Athletic mans Zzy Squats, Silva stread into a Phraser,
Speaker 1: Javelin Manson, God, what a sight. Uh, Tom World on
Speaker 1: the Olympic Sees The Olympic Sees silver plus Cardio B.
Speaker 12: Gold.
Speaker 1: That's from Tracy Wareham, No gout gout God so smart.
Speaker 1: Wow World, Thank thank you, Sue Harmon for no gout gout.
Speaker 1: Greg Luganis Morissets.
Speaker 7: Gold plus.
Speaker 1: So good. Nate, well done, Greg Lagana, shout out, Gregg
Speaker 1: morisets In Hurdle Gurus Silver, Panic at the Discus Silver plus,
Speaker 1: Artic Jim Junkies Silver, Chris cross Country gold. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: Simon Shirley, well done. Snoop Dodgeball Bronze, Tough Lump BRep
Speaker 1: System of a Downward Dog go Mark, what done? Jim
Speaker 1: Morrison Bronze, DMX Racing Silver plus, Lana del Relay Oh Gold,
Speaker 1: Cory well done, Backstroke Boys silver plus match Box drop
Speaker 1: and give me twenty. That's very good. Frederick Barbell Streisened
Speaker 1: silver the b G that was fast. No, that's that's
Speaker 1: the one of the weeks. That's the b G that
Speaker 1: was fast. I love that County Moral gold. We call
Speaker 1: that be what's going on with that was gold? I
Speaker 1: put it into a can not really we don't have
Speaker 1: the on the show, So consentual curling Heidi Gold Christian
Speaker 1: with but you return this week. I'll be listening to
Speaker 1: the Screamer jets, Oh godl LA's good time eat topic,
Speaker 1: Oh Zeitgeist, Johnny, how far can you run?
Speaker 12: Gold?
Speaker 1: That is so funny? Johnny, how fun can you run?
Speaker 1: Nick well done? Medal as anything, Silva, David Bow and
Speaker 1: arrowy Cold. There's so many good ones. Chris well done,
Speaker 1: Pan Tara Hammy yelling and carrying on stage well, Joshua
Speaker 1: Cavana burpgs silver Geez, that was fun still funny, protein,
Speaker 1: powder finger silvera al right, who is off to the cinema?
Speaker 8: So hard to choose by the late entry from p.
Speaker 1: G that was fat so fast one. Joshua Cavna is
Speaker 1: the winner, okay, but runner up g she was fast.
Speaker 1: Kathy Torpy, all right, we are back. I actually thought
Speaker 1: was saying goodbye. It's the weekend for some reason Today
Speaker 1: Show has had a Friday vibe.
Speaker 7: Tonight we can just call it the weekend.
Speaker 1: Now right now, how things are in the company. Yeah,
Speaker 1: better be the good guys. Be the good guys. Happy
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