WEBVTT - MINI: The Rug Debacle

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast. I am such a Monday loser.

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<v Speaker 2>So is my wife. So is our house, so is

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<v Speaker 2>our family, so is our front room. I did a

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<v Speaker 2>thing yesterday with good intentions. But sometimes in life there

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<v Speaker 2>is a big difference between intention and impact.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my story of yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife has had been mumbling over the weekend about

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<v Speaker 2>God damn it, Chris, this rug rug? Does it look

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<v Speaker 2>filthy to you? And it was like a great rug,

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<v Speaker 2>so I can't really see it. But I sometimes think

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<v Speaker 2>that a man's eyes men's eyes DNA wise, I think

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<v Speaker 2>don't see in exact great detail that women's eyes do.

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<v Speaker 2>Agree the amount of time I go, I can't find

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<v Speaker 2>something in the fridge, and I go, where the hell

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<v Speaker 2>is the mayonnaise?

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<v Speaker 1>And it's just in front of me, slightly the left.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you had a boy? Look? Wow? I just didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, amazing those orc eyes you've got, so I

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't notice that this gray rug is apparently looking a

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<v Speaker 2>bit lack last year. So I came home, you said, thought,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I'm going to surprise my wife. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to clean this bloody rug. You know when you

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<v Speaker 2>start something out. Why did I even bother with this?

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, this rug is about four metres by

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<v Speaker 2>four meters. That's a perfect square. I have to move

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<v Speaker 2>the couch right, the L shaped couch off it by myself, right,

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<v Speaker 2>that's hard work. Then I have to drag it outside

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<v Speaker 2>to the deck.

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<v Speaker 1>Era. I thought I'll clean it somehow, So again you try.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a very dense, heavy chain milky like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not how how do you actually move? This is

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<v Speaker 1>so if they're not meant to be moved.

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<v Speaker 2>So it took at least forty five minutes to get

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<v Speaker 2>it ounce the back deck. And then think, I'll draper

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<v Speaker 2>over the table we've got out there so I can

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<v Speaker 2>beat it with a brew and clean it. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 2>even that's like, that's like a workout. I didn't bother

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<v Speaker 2>go into the gym. I was at the court. The

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<v Speaker 2>muscle's being burnt here. Joe Rogan needs to get rugs

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<v Speaker 2>in his gym. So I get it all up. I

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<v Speaker 2>get a broom, start whacking it game. Dust is coming off,

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<v Speaker 2>and I thought, do you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>She's right? This is a dirty ass rug. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I do. I'll get the garden hose out, put some

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<v Speaker 1>put some sense to me. It's ruined it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's world pats and again my eyes, I didn't even

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<v Speaker 2>see it as wood Do you know what fabric?

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<v Speaker 1>I saw it as Ruggy? Yeah? Actually I would have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea what fabric? Any?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I killed Ruggy? Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>So what has it put morning fresh like all over it?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, like just wash a liquid all over it? Right,

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<v Speaker 2>and then starting to get the hose out straight away,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like bubbling.

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<v Speaker 1>Up and I'm like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, I'm looking at my watch going she's backing

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<v Speaker 2>back to it. Oh god.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it's like going all over the wooden.

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<v Speaker 2>Deck, soapy tail tale SuDS. This thing just doesn't look right.

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<v Speaker 2>Immediately I can hear the rug almost going.

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<v Speaker 1>A rug killer, rug killer.

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<v Speaker 2>Ruggy is dead, and so what what are you going

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<v Speaker 2>to do with a massive four by four meter rug? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, do you know his problem?

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<v Speaker 2>That is mine? My wife says, we can't. This is

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<v Speaker 2>never going to be the same again. You need to

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<v Speaker 2>deal with this.

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<v Speaker 1>And you can't sell it. No one's gonna buy, No

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<v Speaker 1>one's gonna buy back. I could put a marketplace. You

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even get it away for free.

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<v Speaker 2>No, once it's tried out, the things, even the smalking, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I let the dog out right half four.

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<v Speaker 1>That rug is still soaking wet.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's going to be dry in twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five. This is a problem for next year. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna try and sell it a marketplace, slightly dishuffled, but

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<v Speaker 2>real clean.

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