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Speaker 1: App Got anything good? Hey, this is.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast. I am such a Monday loser.

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Speaker 2: So is my wife. So is our house, so is

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Speaker 2: our family, so is our front room. I did a

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Speaker 2: thing yesterday with good intentions. But sometimes in life there

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Speaker 2: is a big difference between intention and impact.

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Speaker 1: That's my story of yesterday.

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Speaker 2: My wife has had been mumbling over the weekend about

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Speaker 2: God damn it, Chris, this rug rug? Does it look

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Speaker 2: filthy to you? And it was like a great rug,

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Speaker 2: so I can't really see it. But I sometimes think

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Speaker 2: that a man's eyes men's eyes DNA wise, I think

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Speaker 2: don't see in exact great detail that women's eyes do.

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Speaker 2: Agree the amount of time I go, I can't find

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Speaker 2: something in the fridge, and I go, where the hell

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Speaker 2: is the mayonnaise?

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Speaker 1: And it's just in front of me, slightly the left.

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Speaker 1: Have you had a boy? Look? Wow? I just didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't see that.

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Speaker 2: You know, amazing those orc eyes you've got, so I

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Speaker 2: couldn't notice that this gray rug is apparently looking a

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Speaker 2: bit lack last year. So I came home, you said, thought,

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Speaker 2: you know what, I'm going to surprise my wife. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to clean this bloody rug. You know when you

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Speaker 2: start something out. Why did I even bother with this?

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Speaker 2: First of all, this rug is about four metres by

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Speaker 2: four meters. That's a perfect square. I have to move

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Speaker 2: the couch right, the L shaped couch off it by myself, right,

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Speaker 2: that's hard work. Then I have to drag it outside

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Speaker 2: to the deck.

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Speaker 1: Era. I thought I'll clean it somehow, So again you try.

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Speaker 2: It's a very dense, heavy chain milky like.

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Speaker 1: I'm not how how do you actually move? This is

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Speaker 1: so if they're not meant to be moved.

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Speaker 2: So it took at least forty five minutes to get

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Speaker 2: it ounce the back deck. And then think, I'll draper

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Speaker 2: over the table we've got out there so I can

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Speaker 2: beat it with a brew and clean it. Okay, So

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Speaker 2: even that's like, that's like a workout. I didn't bother

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Speaker 2: go into the gym. I was at the court. The

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Speaker 2: muscle's being burnt here. Joe Rogan needs to get rugs

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Speaker 2: in his gym. So I get it all up. I

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Speaker 2: get a broom, start whacking it game. Dust is coming off,

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Speaker 2: and I thought, do you know what?

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Speaker 1: She's right? This is a dirty ass rug. I know,

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Speaker 1: I do. I'll get the garden hose out, put some

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Speaker 1: put some sense to me. It's ruined it.

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Speaker 2: It's world pats and again my eyes, I didn't even

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Speaker 2: see it as wood Do you know what fabric?

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Speaker 1: I saw it as Ruggy? Yeah? Actually I would have

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Speaker 1: no idea what fabric? Any?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: I killed Ruggy? Wait?

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Speaker 2: So what has it put morning fresh like all over it?

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Speaker 2: You know, like just wash a liquid all over it? Right,

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Speaker 2: and then starting to get the hose out straight away,

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Speaker 2: it's like bubbling.

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Speaker 1: Up and I'm like, oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, I'm looking at my watch going she's backing

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Speaker 2: back to it. Oh god.

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Speaker 1: Then it's like going all over the wooden.

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Speaker 2: Deck, soapy tail tale SuDS. This thing just doesn't look right.

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Speaker 2: Immediately I can hear the rug almost going.

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Speaker 1: A rug killer, rug killer.

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Speaker 2: Ruggy is dead, and so what what are you going

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Speaker 2: to do with a massive four by four meter rug? Now?

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Speaker 1: Well, do you know his problem?

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Speaker 2: That is mine? My wife says, we can't. This is

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Speaker 2: never going to be the same again. You need to

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Speaker 2: deal with this.

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Speaker 1: And you can't sell it. No one's gonna buy, No

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Speaker 1: one's gonna buy back. I could put a marketplace. You

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Speaker 1: wouldn't even get it away for free.

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Speaker 2: No, once it's tried out, the things, even the smalking, right,

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Speaker 2: I let the dog out right half four.

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Speaker 1: That rug is still soaking wet.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's going to be dry in twenty

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Speaker 2: twenty five. This is a problem for next year. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna try and sell it a marketplace, slightly dishuffled, but

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Speaker 2: real clean.

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