WEBVTT - MINI! Is this the most unhelpful husband of all time? 👶

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's the pickup Monday Afternoon with Britt, Laura and Mitchire.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. If there's ever a time in life where you

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<v Speaker 2>want to feel like you can rely on your partner,

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<v Speaker 2>like you can trust in them and they're going to

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<v Speaker 2>be there for you and have your back, it's during childbirth.

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<v Speaker 2>That is probably the one moment in life where you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>do you know what, I really hope that they come

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<v Speaker 2>through with the goods. Yeah, And usually by the time

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<v Speaker 2>you've gotten to that point in a relationship, you know

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<v Speaker 2>whether they're going to be okay or not okay. You've

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<v Speaker 2>done a few birth in classes, you know you would.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a baby in yourself hopefully if you didn't think

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<v Speaker 1>this person had guide you through it.

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<v Speaker 3>It is relatively decent.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there was a woman on TikTok recently and she

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<v Speaker 2>shared a list of all the very questionable things her

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<v Speaker 2>husband did when she went into labor and then ultimately

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<v Speaker 2>brought their baby child.

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<v Speaker 3>Into the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Not only is it a list, she's also like itemized

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<v Speaker 2>it by time because there was just so many of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, let's kick it off, have a listen to this.

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<v Speaker 3>My water broke at.

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<v Speaker 4>Two pm, six pm. Things are happening, and he asked

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<v Speaker 4>me what was for dinner? Like, I'm a little busy dilating,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't fire up right now.

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<v Speaker 1>The hide on some men to think she'll still have

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<v Speaker 1>a roast chick in the oven.

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<v Speaker 2>Also uber eats, like you can take care of yourself, Pal,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to do my like my deep breathing right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't cook when I'm not giving birth. So fat chance.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm baby coming out for men bashing. But odd bash

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<v Speaker 1>that man with my words, because that is how stupid

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<v Speaker 1>you can prove your wife isn't your mother. Sorry, that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it gets worse. Michtury five am.

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<v Speaker 4>So he's been like taking pictures the whole time and

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<v Speaker 4>sending them to my family and like keeping them update

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<v Speaker 4>what's going on. But later I look at these photos,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm titso like just boo boobies, booby setting for my

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<v Speaker 4>boobies to my dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like sending updates throughout the course of the duration

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<v Speaker 2>of the birth to the family group chat.

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<v Speaker 3>Of everything she's done, but not the titties, but like she.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's just sending them without thinking that maybe maybe

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<v Speaker 2>she wants some privacy. Maybe there's a reason why her

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<v Speaker 2>entire family aren't in the room with her during labor.

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<v Speaker 4>And finally eight am, Yes, that was only the hospital

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<v Speaker 4>for eight hours.

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<v Speaker 3>I was crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>So it was time to go and they were kind

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<v Speaker 4>of like, can you eat something before you leave? And

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, I have a protein bar in

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<v Speaker 4>my in my bag, so I grabbed the protein bo

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<v Speaker 4>and he's like, can we split that. I'm hungry?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that top? Is that post birth? Would you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Post birth?

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<v Speaker 2>So she's gone in given hang on what she's gone

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<v Speaker 2>and given birth and then left in eight hours?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean some people do that.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a woman.

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<v Speaker 3>I left. I left four hours after again, how to

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<v Speaker 3>put the dinner on?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she had to go onto a load of washing,

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<v Speaker 2>wash the floorboards. Okay, My thing is, after you have

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<v Speaker 2>gone through labor and you've given birth, you are so hungry.

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<v Speaker 2>You are so thirsty, You're so insatiably hungry. And he

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<v Speaker 2>was prioritizing himself give the woman her damn protein.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, but he didn't get to eat dinner because she

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<v Speaker 3>didn't cook it in time. Yeah, so he's hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>You've had kids, You've got two gorgeous kids with your husband,

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<v Speaker 1>Matty Jay, Well, how is he like during childbirth? Because

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<v Speaker 1>he is such a sweet, considerate, empathetic man. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you'd be the perfect partner.

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<v Speaker 2>The reason why I found this list so funny was

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<v Speaker 2>because so I went into I went to labor with

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<v Speaker 2>Marley and we were induced, and Matt was hell bent

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<v Speaker 2>on creating a TikTok about all the things you shouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>say when your partner's in labor.

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<v Speaker 3>But the thing was I was actually in labor, and he.

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<v Speaker 2>Was making a TikTok about the things you shouldn't like,

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<v Speaker 2>the irony in that whole thing. Anyway, this went on

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<v Speaker 2>for eight hours, because I was in labor for eight hours,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the doctor comes in and goes, you're ten

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<v Speaker 2>centimeters dilated. I'm just gonna go and get the nurses

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<v Speaker 2>and everything because it's almost time to start pushing.

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<v Speaker 3>Doctor leave's.

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<v Speaker 2>Matt goes, Oh, I don't know how long this is

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<v Speaker 2>gonna take, but I'm really hungry, so I'm just going

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<v Speaker 2>to go down to the cafe and get chicken sandwich.

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<v Speaker 3>Leave what leaves where it goes downstairs.

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<v Speaker 2>He go time and he got a chicken sandwich. But

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<v Speaker 2>he made it back just in time, and he was

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<v Speaker 2>very good during the actual push.

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<v Speaker 3>She let him go down.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I was delirious by that point in time.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I newly knew what was going on. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>his mum was there with us in the room. No what,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's amazing, so she was. Yeah, she was doing

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<v Speaker 2>all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you asked if it was okay if your mother

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<v Speaker 1>in law was there while you were bald eagle.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, I know that sounds very random, but no,

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<v Speaker 2>it was wonderful having Ellie there because it also meant

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<v Speaker 2>that whilst Matt got very hungry and needed many many

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<v Speaker 2>food stops, there was someone there to fill in for him.

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<v Speaker 3>Put it that way. He tagged him out with his mum,

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<v Speaker 3>and then his mum.

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<v Speaker 2>Was right there and she she was down there at

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<v Speaker 2>the business end, and he was up top at the

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<v Speaker 2>party end.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't want to see what was going on up

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<v Speaker 3>on me. When I give birth, They're not leaving my side.

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<v Speaker 3>They are there. They'll be feeding me, they'll be watering me,

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<v Speaker 3>they do whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the doctor came over and they said, Matt,

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<v Speaker 2>do the honors. Cut the umbilical cord. And he goes, nah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm right, And I was like, I'm sorry, no, cut

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<v Speaker 2>your child's on bilical cord.

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<v Speaker 3>He goes, oh, no, I can't. I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll make me vomit. I was like, this will make

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<v Speaker 3>you vomit. I just push it out. The least you

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<v Speaker 3>can do is cut the umbillical cord.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done from the waist down the Oh funny, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got a similar story, what did your hubby do

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<v Speaker 1>during labor?

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<v Speaker 3>What did your partner do? It's not always hubbies, just

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<v Speaker 3>your partners'd be terrible. I'm gay.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I'm going on about.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I'm not man bashing here, but you're like, it's

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<v Speaker 3>only the men aren't.

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