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Speaker 2: Now. If there's ever a time in life where you
Speaker 2: want to feel like you can rely on your partner,
Speaker 2: like you can trust in them and they're going to
Speaker 2: be there for you and have your back, it's during childbirth.
Speaker 2: That is probably the one moment in life where you're like,
Speaker 2: do you know what, I really hope that they come
Speaker 2: through with the goods. Yeah, And usually by the time
Speaker 2: you've gotten to that point in a relationship, you know
Speaker 2: whether they're going to be okay or not okay. You've
Speaker 2: done a few birth in classes, you know you would.
Speaker 1: Have a baby in yourself hopefully if you didn't think
Speaker 1: this person had guide you through it.
Speaker 3: It is relatively decent.
Speaker 2: Well, there was a woman on TikTok recently and she
Speaker 2: shared a list of all the very questionable things her
Speaker 2: husband did when she went into labor and then ultimately
Speaker 2: brought their baby child.
Speaker 3: Into the world.
Speaker 2: Not only is it a list, she's also like itemized
Speaker 2: it by time because there was just so many of them.
Speaker 3: Right, let's kick it off, have a listen to this.
Speaker 3: My water broke at.
Speaker 4: Two pm, six pm. Things are happening, and he asked
Speaker 4: me what was for dinner? Like, I'm a little busy dilating,
Speaker 4: I can't fire up right now.
Speaker 1: The hide on some men to think she'll still have
Speaker 1: a roast chick in the oven.
Speaker 2: Also uber eats, like you can take care of yourself, Pal,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to do my like my deep breathing right now.
Speaker 3: I don't cook when I'm not giving birth. So fat chance.
Speaker 1: I'm baby coming out for men bashing. But odd bash
Speaker 1: that man with my words, because that is how stupid
Speaker 1: you can prove your wife isn't your mother. Sorry, that's
Speaker 1: that's stupid.
Speaker 3: Oh it gets worse. Michtury five am.
Speaker 4: So he's been like taking pictures the whole time and
Speaker 4: sending them to my family and like keeping them update
Speaker 4: what's going on. But later I look at these photos,
Speaker 4: I'm titso like just boo boobies, booby setting for my
Speaker 4: boobies to my dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like sending updates throughout the course of the duration
Speaker 2: of the birth to the family group chat.
Speaker 3: Of everything she's done, but not the titties, but like she.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just sending them without thinking that maybe maybe
Speaker 2: she wants some privacy. Maybe there's a reason why her
Speaker 2: entire family aren't in the room with her during labor.
Speaker 4: And finally eight am, Yes, that was only the hospital
Speaker 4: for eight hours.
Speaker 3: I was crazy.
Speaker 4: So it was time to go and they were kind
Speaker 4: of like, can you eat something before you leave? And
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I have a protein bar in
Speaker 4: my in my bag, so I grabbed the protein bo
Speaker 4: and he's like, can we split that. I'm hungry?
Speaker 3: Is that top? Is that post birth? Would you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Post birth?
Speaker 2: So she's gone in given hang on what she's gone
Speaker 2: and given birth and then left in eight hours?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean some people do that.
Speaker 1: She's a woman.
Speaker 3: I left. I left four hours after again, how to
Speaker 3: put the dinner on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she had to go onto a load of washing,
Speaker 2: wash the floorboards. Okay, My thing is, after you have
Speaker 2: gone through labor and you've given birth, you are so hungry.
Speaker 2: You are so thirsty, You're so insatiably hungry. And he
Speaker 2: was prioritizing himself give the woman her damn protein.
Speaker 3: Well, but he didn't get to eat dinner because she
Speaker 3: didn't cook it in time. Yeah, so he's hungry.
Speaker 1: You've had kids, You've got two gorgeous kids with your husband,
Speaker 1: Matty Jay, Well, how is he like during childbirth? Because
Speaker 1: he is such a sweet, considerate, empathetic man. I feel
Speaker 1: like you'd be the perfect partner.
Speaker 2: The reason why I found this list so funny was
Speaker 2: because so I went into I went to labor with
Speaker 2: Marley and we were induced, and Matt was hell bent
Speaker 2: on creating a TikTok about all the things you shouldn't
Speaker 2: say when your partner's in labor.
Speaker 3: But the thing was I was actually in labor, and he.
Speaker 2: Was making a TikTok about the things you shouldn't like,
Speaker 2: the irony in that whole thing. Anyway, this went on
Speaker 2: for eight hours, because I was in labor for eight hours,
Speaker 2: and then the doctor comes in and goes, you're ten
Speaker 2: centimeters dilated. I'm just gonna go and get the nurses
Speaker 2: and everything because it's almost time to start pushing.
Speaker 3: Doctor leave's.
Speaker 2: Matt goes, Oh, I don't know how long this is
Speaker 2: gonna take, but I'm really hungry, so I'm just going
Speaker 2: to go down to the cafe and get chicken sandwich.
Speaker 3: Leave what leaves where it goes downstairs.
Speaker 2: He go time and he got a chicken sandwich. But
Speaker 2: he made it back just in time, and he was
Speaker 2: very good during the actual push.
Speaker 3: She let him go down.
Speaker 2: I think I was delirious by that point in time.
Speaker 2: I don't think I newly knew what was going on. Also,
Speaker 2: his mum was there with us in the room. No what,
Speaker 2: and she's amazing, so she was. Yeah, she was doing
Speaker 2: all that.
Speaker 1: Were you asked if it was okay if your mother
Speaker 1: in law was there while you were bald eagle.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I know that sounds very random, but no,
Speaker 2: it was wonderful having Ellie there because it also meant
Speaker 2: that whilst Matt got very hungry and needed many many
Speaker 2: food stops, there was someone there to fill in for him.
Speaker 3: Put it that way. He tagged him out with his mum,
Speaker 3: and then his mum.
Speaker 2: Was right there and she she was down there at
Speaker 2: the business end, and he was up top at the
Speaker 2: party end.
Speaker 3: He didn't want to see what was going on up
Speaker 3: on me. When I give birth, They're not leaving my side.
Speaker 3: They are there. They'll be feeding me, they'll be watering me,
Speaker 3: they do whatever it is.
Speaker 2: And then the doctor came over and they said, Matt,
Speaker 2: do the honors. Cut the umbilical cord. And he goes, nah,
Speaker 2: I'm right, And I was like, I'm sorry, no, cut
Speaker 2: your child's on bilical cord.
Speaker 3: He goes, oh, no, I can't. I can't do it.
Speaker 3: It'll make me vomit. I was like, this will make
Speaker 3: you vomit. I just push it out. The least you
Speaker 3: can do is cut the umbillical cord.
Speaker 1: I'm done from the waist down the Oh funny, all right,
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Speaker 1: you've got a similar story, what did your hubby do
Speaker 1: during labor?
Speaker 3: What did your partner do? It's not always hubbies, just
Speaker 3: your partners'd be terrible. I'm gay.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm going on about.
Speaker 3: Like I'm not man bashing here, but you're like, it's
Speaker 3: only the men aren't.
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