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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation.

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Speaker 2: You know, when it comes to TV and you you

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Speaker 2: are the OG, and TV is a very hard thing

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Speaker 2: to do. Lord knows, I've tried, but it is very hard.

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Speaker 2: And that's why when they go into the streets and

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Speaker 2: they get Johnny Punter to say something into the camera,

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Speaker 2: invariably just goes.

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Speaker 1: And that's why reality TV does well because no one

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Speaker 1: has to be any good at it. You just.

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Speaker 2: And that's it. But there is a craft to TV.

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Speaker 2: It's about remembering what you have to say, deliver it

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Speaker 2: to the camera, looking presentable and looking comfortable. So your

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Speaker 2: husband Harley, while he was looking at the Bisonennial table,

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Speaker 2: that's that table that he put away to.

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Speaker 1: Restore, you know, yeah by centennial. How many years ago

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Speaker 1: was that? Now that was in the eighties, some years ago.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, he found a stack of VHS tapes of you

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Speaker 2: and he said them to you from beyond two thousand. Well,

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Speaker 2: he just said, you've got the technology there at work

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Speaker 2: and plenty of time to goof off. So we've un

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Speaker 2: to a series of tastes. But this one here is

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Speaker 2: nineteen eighty five and it's beyond two thousand. It's you

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Speaker 2: being introduced to the audience in.

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Speaker 1: The studio segment, A studio segment, studio. I've been so

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Speaker 1: terrified in those days we didn't have startus. I think

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Speaker 1: I probably had my hair and makeup done, but I

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Speaker 1: would have worn my own clothes.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's wag it in the old JVC and this

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Speaker 2: is you.

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Speaker 3: They have read that the Beyond two thousand team is expanding. Well,

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Speaker 3: now's the time to meet our latest number, Amanda Keller. Hello, Amanda,

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Speaker 3: you've already been out. I believe on this content, at

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Speaker 3: least do some shooting. What's the first story all about?

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Speaker 2: Well, while I'm new.

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Speaker 1: To be on two thousand and everyone is being so

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Speaker 1: polite to me. I thought i'd take the best trip going.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure that eventually I'll have to freeze in Siberia

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Speaker 1: or set myself on fire like eating. Oh yes, it's

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Speaker 1: found to happen.

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Speaker 2: But I thought for my first trip I had taken

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Speaker 2: the tropical Far North. Wow. Wow, the tropical far North.

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Speaker 2: What a beautiful place.

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Speaker 1: What was the story?

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Speaker 2: What was it?

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Speaker 3: A giant alga farm? In the idea is to similar right.

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Speaker 1: It was crashing over algae covered rocks, which is how

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Speaker 1: the system works on the natural rim that that was

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Speaker 1: the first of many Alga farms I covered. Listen to

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Speaker 1: how Posche sounded, and I sound so composed, but I

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Speaker 1: would have been absolutely terrified.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and because you as you admitted. The audition

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Speaker 2: for that show, well.

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Speaker 1: The audition was we had to come up with our

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Speaker 1: own stories. And I was terrified because I was never

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Speaker 1: a science person. But I was asked, I guess to

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Speaker 1: be the audience.

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Speaker 2: You're not a science person.

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Speaker 1: Our job was to be the audience's representative for these

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Speaker 1: scientific breakthroughs. So it didn't matter that I was a dumbo.

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Speaker 1: But the audition, we had to find our own stories.

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Speaker 1: And my cousin was working at university. He was a

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Speaker 1: university student with a lecturer who had his own single

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Speaker 1: person submersible. So we thought, all right, how about I

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Speaker 1: do this? And I was so terrified and so non TV.

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Speaker 1: I've been working as a producer before then, a semi

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Speaker 1: producer at the midday show, so I didn't have much

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Speaker 1: television next experience, and so I had to go into

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Speaker 1: this submersible and I thought, well, how about we opened

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Speaker 1: the hatch and the professor came in with me. It's

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Speaker 1: a one person one but I couldn't be in there

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Speaker 1: on my own, so he was crouched down. He was

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Speaker 1: crouching down underneath me. I want to open up the

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Speaker 1: hatch and say things like, thanks to submersibles like this,

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Speaker 1: we can monitor the pollution all on the coast, so

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Speaker 1: we'll never have pollution anymore.

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Speaker 2: You know, one of those, Yeah, of course.

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Speaker 1: So, but we'd spent the day bobbing around, bobbing around,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm like on the water. Yeah. So

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Speaker 1: I opened the hatch and just did a giant vomit

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Speaker 1: in Waldeck, and the cameraman, to his credit, a lovely

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Speaker 1: man who's no longer with us, buttoned off.

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Speaker 2: Are you chucking up?

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Speaker 1: He buttoned off while I chucked up?

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Speaker 2: And then that's technical terms, by the way, switch for

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Speaker 2: switching off the camera.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and I these days they'd film that and that'd

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Speaker 1: be all over the internet. So I'm glad you Here'd

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Speaker 1: be a show and I wouldn't even get to You

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Speaker 1: wouldn't get to host it either. When I got the job,

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Speaker 1: they said, I got the job, but they wanted to

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Speaker 1: change my hair and my clothes. I said, so I spewed,

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Speaker 1: and you weren't happy with my hair and my clothes

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Speaker 1: and how did.

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Speaker 2: I get that job? Simultaneously while spewing.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot. Okay, So while I was spewing, because

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Speaker 1: I wasn't feeling well in that small, submersiful submersible, I

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Speaker 1: was nervous. My guts were all a kimbo.

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Speaker 2: They just get to it. You're farted in the professor,

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Speaker 2: the poor professor's face.

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Speaker 1: He was holding my ankles underneath me, and he must

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Speaker 1: have thought, you know what, why did I get up

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Speaker 1: this morning? It's a precursor that recent submissive.

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Speaker 2: Please let this thing collapse now and look at you now,

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Speaker 2: look at me now, working with you exactly