Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian No Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Scenes in the studio yesterday, as in the last twenty
Speaker 2: minutes of the show, Jack Post spilled a hot chocolate.
Speaker 2: This is how wild we are on this show, my friends,
Speaker 2: These two guys, me and Jackie Boy, probably most dangerous
Speaker 2: men in radio. Fact, Jackie Boy was tucking into a
Speaker 2: hot chocolate.
Speaker 3: You don't care.
Speaker 4: I'd hardly even tucked in. That's the sad thing.
Speaker 2: Here, look at it and stare down at hot chokola
Speaker 2: eight thirty am.
Speaker 3: Friends.
Speaker 2: But he got spelt into but his most important thing
Speaker 2: in his world, which is that laptop?
Speaker 3: Why do you bring it in? By the way, this
Speaker 3: is how have a terminal here?
Speaker 4: No, this is not a real this computer thing.
Speaker 3: I mean it's not real. We've installed toys r US
Speaker 3: kids one for you. I did radio.
Speaker 4: This computer in front of me only runs the phone system.
Speaker 3: I don't let you have access to Google.
Speaker 2: Is that because there was an IT report that they
Speaker 2: traced to you your IP address where you were downloading
Speaker 2: illegal hooky movies show. I rebut that those engineers now
Speaker 2: everything about us.
Speaker 3: They traced it to your IP.
Speaker 4: No, they said I was running torrents and I was
Speaker 4: Torrent Runner.
Speaker 2: I stand by that accusation. But anyway, you're bringing your
Speaker 2: little kids laptop.
Speaker 4: Now I bring in a normal adult laptop. And I
Speaker 4: spilled the hot chocolate all the way through it. And
Speaker 4: I don't know if you ever spilt like spilling water
Speaker 4: is one thing, but milk, it gets all claggy under
Speaker 4: there and.
Speaker 3: Very c the hot chocolate gloopy.
Speaker 4: Now the worst thing is today it's got a real
Speaker 4: stale milk smell about the keyboard.
Speaker 3: Oh cry for this guy. Please do they candle it
Speaker 3: visual midday?
Speaker 4: Well you can't smell it from over there, but I
Speaker 4: can smell it from over here.
Speaker 3: Well I didn't need to because this morning.
Speaker 2: The first thing he did should come is you said
Speaker 2: low to me and you started sniffing your laptop.
Speaker 3: I thought you start having some problems this week.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it took him about an hour yesterday to try,
Speaker 2: and rain Man was like holding it up to the
Speaker 2: line making sure that he got all everything wiped out.
Speaker 2: When you spill something, it is a now, isn't it.
Speaker 2: And whether it's on electrical equipment, your phone, or the
Speaker 2: worst thing is I once saw a in a pub,
Speaker 2: a woman she was bringing some drinks over to somebody
Speaker 2: and there must have been about eight pints on it,
Speaker 2: right and she you know when you see someone tripping,
Speaker 2: you were like, it's going over All the pints went
Speaker 2: down the back of.
Speaker 3: A woman and her hair like just lager.
Speaker 2: It was like a cascade of water, for they weren't
Speaker 2: even the table getting the drinks. Even th that you
Speaker 2: just poured on the bat and this you know when
Speaker 2: someone's really angry and they can't mask it. This woman
Speaker 2: with this caroll was so angry. As an onlooker, one
Speaker 2: of the favorite things I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 3: I actually turned round, like.
Speaker 2: What is gonna happen here? This was amazing. Perhaps you've
Speaker 2: even involved in a spillage.
Speaker 5: Several actually one memorable. Speaking of jack though, I remember
Speaker 5: when I just got my pea plates, Mum wanted me
Speaker 5: to go and get two ladies of milk in my car,
Speaker 5: in my little laser, So I sat it on the
Speaker 5: floor of the passenger side of the car and it
Speaker 5: tipped over when I run around the corner, and the
Speaker 5: whole thing all through the bottom of my little laser
Speaker 5: and I never got.
Speaker 3: Soaked through that milk and milk in the sun that's small.
Speaker 5: Oh it was foul. You never get the smell out.
Speaker 5: I'm afraid your laptop is destined for the bin.
Speaker 4: I don't know, this is only six months old.
Speaker 3: You're ruined in Patsy.
Speaker 2: I saw he downloads all those dodgy movies and now
Speaker 2: it's Torrington right now and he comes into work to
Speaker 2: piggyback on the Wi Fi.
Speaker 3: Here, all right, one word phone in this morning Spinach.
Speaker 1: Is Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: The worst thing is when you spill something just as
Speaker 2: you're heading out the door, or when you've just gone
Speaker 2: out and you've got a nice outfit on, or a
Speaker 2: shirt on. About times I see people guys wearing with
Speaker 2: high confidence a white shirt. It makes me anxious, you
Speaker 2: know that. I'd be so nervous wearing a white shirt
Speaker 2: because even just getting out the house, getting two wherevenue,
Speaker 2: meeting everybody, and like any little spinach, that's your night
Speaker 2: ruine is.
Speaker 3: You can't know it. You could see it there. You
Speaker 3: know people are looking at it.
Speaker 4: That's why we're so safe in black dark great cloths.
Speaker 2: Yes absorbs any stains. All right, Spinages, let's see what
Speaker 2: stories you've got. Nine four one four one o four
Speaker 2: three Mario coome morning.
Speaker 6: Yes, hi, I am. About three years ago I asked
Speaker 6: my daughter to go and get me some paint and
Speaker 6: she bought sustained leaders of it, put it in the
Speaker 6: back of her car and took a corner too quickly,
Speaker 6: and all the time she got high and there was
Speaker 6: paint all over the back of her boots and in
Speaker 6: the boot well and took me down, fred Eyes to
Speaker 6: clean it all up.
Speaker 3: You're never getting that torch car.
Speaker 6: It was just panic and you know, cleaned it up
Speaker 6: as quick as you can. Luck.
Speaker 2: It was water so absorbing, isn't it. Gravity takes it
Speaker 2: and it will go everywhere, I believe. Maria, thank you
Speaker 2: very much, and girl, thank you. By Joe goome Oning,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 7: Oh hell are we today?
Speaker 3: We're good? Welcome to the show, thanks Accord and Joe
Speaker 3: Spinach is.
Speaker 7: So last year we started renovating our home, laid to
Speaker 7: new floors. Two weeks before Christmas, my partner comes home
Speaker 7: and finds that there's a bucket of water that's filled
Speaker 7: from one end of the house the other. The cat
Speaker 7: had tisted over and we had to rip up all
Speaker 7: the floor lords and get to relaid. Eight hundred dollars later,
Speaker 7: I gott be honest.
Speaker 2: I think I would have just left it, mean, wanted
Speaker 2: to try out and then rocked the house and then
Speaker 2: the house will collapse.
Speaker 7: It actually had started to get moldy because we've left
Speaker 7: it there for a few days, and yeah, just sort
Speaker 7: of seep up the walk, all the floor.
Speaker 3: And of course it would be two weeks before Christmas.
Speaker 7: Right, of course, absolutely the cat.
Speaker 3: Knew what he was doing. That cat did that for loss.
Speaker 3: All right, Joe, thanks you very much. You cool, Thank you.
Speaker 7: Take care of Faith.
Speaker 3: Lizzie goome on in, Lizzie, goome on, Liz, Hi, how
Speaker 3: are you ye?
Speaker 8: To Jack and the young car. Yeah, look, I've got
Speaker 8: two stories. Years ago, I worked in a winery and
Speaker 8: we hosted weddings. The first story is we were short start.
Speaker 8: I was racing around herd two bottles of wine in
Speaker 8: each hand, went to put them on the table. As
Speaker 8: I went past, I kicked the candelabra, which went rocking
Speaker 8: backwards and forwards, and wax going over the wedding cake
Speaker 8: over the table. The other story, different wedding, but it
Speaker 8: was the end of the night. Everyone had a great
Speaker 8: time and we were serving musket after the dessert and
Speaker 8: a glass and musket in front of this lady and
Speaker 8: the whole tray tips up and down her back.
Speaker 3: What is it about ladies backs and drinks.
Speaker 8: I don't know, but you know what musket's like. It's
Speaker 8: all sticky and horrible sherry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all day.
Speaker 3: I just knock you out, oh just about Yeah.
Speaker 8: She wasn't happy.
Speaker 2: I don't think we've had ever had a call on
Speaker 2: this show where they mentioned a candelabra.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but there was one of those talk kind of
Speaker 8: larbras and it just rocked backwards and forwards over the wedding.
Speaker 3: Take shout out to Canada. Labra's what I say this morning, Lizzie.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. You cool. Take care of me,
Speaker 3: No I see you.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast