WEBVTT - MINI: Spilt

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian No Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Scenes in the studio yesterday, as in the last twenty

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<v Speaker 2>minutes of the show, Jack Post spilled a hot chocolate.

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<v Speaker 2>This is how wild we are on this show, my friends,

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<v Speaker 2>These two guys, me and Jackie Boy, probably most dangerous

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<v Speaker 2>men in radio. Fact, Jackie Boy was tucking into a

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<v Speaker 2>hot chocolate.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't care.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd hardly even tucked in. That's the sad thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, look at it and stare down at hot chokola

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<v Speaker 2>eight thirty am.

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<v Speaker 3>Friends.

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<v Speaker 2>But he got spelt into but his most important thing

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<v Speaker 2>in his world, which is that laptop?

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you bring it in? By the way, this

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<v Speaker 3>is how have a terminal here?

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<v Speaker 4>No, this is not a real this computer thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it's not real. We've installed toys r US

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<v Speaker 3>kids one for you. I did radio.

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<v Speaker 4>This computer in front of me only runs the phone system.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't let you have access to Google.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that because there was an IT report that they

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<v Speaker 2>traced to you your IP address where you were downloading

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<v Speaker 2>illegal hooky movies show. I rebut that those engineers now

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<v Speaker 2>everything about us.

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<v Speaker 3>They traced it to your IP.

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<v Speaker 4>No, they said I was running torrents and I was

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<v Speaker 4>Torrent Runner.

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<v Speaker 2>I stand by that accusation. But anyway, you're bringing your

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<v Speaker 2>little kids laptop.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I bring in a normal adult laptop. And I

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<v Speaker 4>spilled the hot chocolate all the way through it. And

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if you ever spilt like spilling water

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<v Speaker 4>is one thing, but milk, it gets all claggy under

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<v Speaker 4>there and.

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<v Speaker 3>Very c the hot chocolate gloopy.

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<v Speaker 4>Now the worst thing is today it's got a real

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<v Speaker 4>stale milk smell about the keyboard.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh cry for this guy. Please do they candle it

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<v Speaker 3>visual midday?

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<v Speaker 4>Well you can't smell it from over there, but I

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<v Speaker 4>can smell it from over here.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I didn't need to because this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>The first thing he did should come is you said

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<v Speaker 2>low to me and you started sniffing your laptop.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you start having some problems this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, it took him about an hour yesterday to try,

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<v Speaker 2>and rain Man was like holding it up to the

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<v Speaker 2>line making sure that he got all everything wiped out.

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<v Speaker 2>When you spill something, it is a now, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>And whether it's on electrical equipment, your phone, or the

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<v Speaker 2>worst thing is I once saw a in a pub,

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<v Speaker 2>a woman she was bringing some drinks over to somebody

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<v Speaker 2>and there must have been about eight pints on it,

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<v Speaker 2>right and she you know when you see someone tripping,

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<v Speaker 2>you were like, it's going over All the pints went

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<v Speaker 2>down the back of.

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<v Speaker 3>A woman and her hair like just lager.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a cascade of water, for they weren't

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<v Speaker 2>even the table getting the drinks. Even th that you

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<v Speaker 2>just poured on the bat and this you know when

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<v Speaker 2>someone's really angry and they can't mask it. This woman

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<v Speaker 2>with this caroll was so angry. As an onlooker, one

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<v Speaker 2>of the favorite things I've ever seen in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually turned round, like.

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<v Speaker 2>What is gonna happen here? This was amazing. Perhaps you've

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<v Speaker 2>even involved in a spillage.

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<v Speaker 5>Several actually one memorable. Speaking of jack though, I remember

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<v Speaker 5>when I just got my pea plates, Mum wanted me

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<v Speaker 5>to go and get two ladies of milk in my car,

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<v Speaker 5>in my little laser, So I sat it on the

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<v Speaker 5>floor of the passenger side of the car and it

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<v Speaker 5>tipped over when I run around the corner, and the

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<v Speaker 5>whole thing all through the bottom of my little laser

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<v Speaker 5>and I never got.

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<v Speaker 3>Soaked through that milk and milk in the sun that's small.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh it was foul. You never get the smell out.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm afraid your laptop is destined for the bin.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, this is only six months old.

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<v Speaker 3>You're ruined in Patsy.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw he downloads all those dodgy movies and now

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<v Speaker 2>it's Torrington right now and he comes into work to

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<v Speaker 2>piggyback on the Wi Fi.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, all right, one word phone in this morning Spinach.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>The worst thing is when you spill something just as

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<v Speaker 2>you're heading out the door, or when you've just gone

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<v Speaker 2>out and you've got a nice outfit on, or a

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<v Speaker 2>shirt on. About times I see people guys wearing with

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<v Speaker 2>high confidence a white shirt. It makes me anxious, you

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<v Speaker 2>know that. I'd be so nervous wearing a white shirt

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<v Speaker 2>because even just getting out the house, getting two wherevenue,

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<v Speaker 2>meeting everybody, and like any little spinach, that's your night

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<v Speaker 2>ruine is.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't know it. You could see it there. You

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<v Speaker 3>know people are looking at it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why we're so safe in black dark great cloths.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes absorbs any stains. All right, Spinages, let's see what

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<v Speaker 2>stories you've got. Nine four one four one o four

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<v Speaker 2>three Mario coome morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, hi, I am. About three years ago I asked

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<v Speaker 6>my daughter to go and get me some paint and

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<v Speaker 6>she bought sustained leaders of it, put it in the

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<v Speaker 6>back of her car and took a corner too quickly,

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<v Speaker 6>and all the time she got high and there was

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<v Speaker 6>paint all over the back of her boots and in

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<v Speaker 6>the boot well and took me down, fred Eyes to

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<v Speaker 6>clean it all up.

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<v Speaker 3>You're never getting that torch car.

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<v Speaker 6>It was just panic and you know, cleaned it up

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<v Speaker 6>as quick as you can. Luck.

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<v Speaker 2>It was water so absorbing, isn't it. Gravity takes it

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<v Speaker 2>and it will go everywhere, I believe. Maria, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>very much, and girl, thank you. By Joe goome Oning,

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<v Speaker 2>good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh hell are we today?

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<v Speaker 3>We're good? Welcome to the show, thanks Accord and Joe

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<v Speaker 3>Spinach is.

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<v Speaker 7>So last year we started renovating our home, laid to

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<v Speaker 7>new floors. Two weeks before Christmas, my partner comes home

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<v Speaker 7>and finds that there's a bucket of water that's filled

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<v Speaker 7>from one end of the house the other. The cat

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<v Speaker 7>had tisted over and we had to rip up all

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<v Speaker 7>the floor lords and get to relaid. Eight hundred dollars later,

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<v Speaker 7>I gott be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I would have just left it, mean, wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to try out and then rocked the house and then

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<v Speaker 2>the house will collapse.

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<v Speaker 7>It actually had started to get moldy because we've left

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<v Speaker 7>it there for a few days, and yeah, just sort

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<v Speaker 7>of seep up the walk, all the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>And of course it would be two weeks before Christmas.

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<v Speaker 7>Right, of course, absolutely the cat.

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<v Speaker 3>Knew what he was doing. That cat did that for loss.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Joe, thanks you very much. You cool, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 7>Take care of Faith.

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<v Speaker 3>Lizzie goome on in, Lizzie, goome on, Liz, Hi, how

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<v Speaker 3>are you ye?

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<v Speaker 8>To Jack and the young car. Yeah, look, I've got

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<v Speaker 8>two stories. Years ago, I worked in a winery and

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<v Speaker 8>we hosted weddings. The first story is we were short start.

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<v Speaker 8>I was racing around herd two bottles of wine in

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<v Speaker 8>each hand, went to put them on the table. As

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<v Speaker 8>I went past, I kicked the candelabra, which went rocking

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<v Speaker 8>backwards and forwards, and wax going over the wedding cake

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<v Speaker 8>over the table. The other story, different wedding, but it

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<v Speaker 8>was the end of the night. Everyone had a great

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<v Speaker 8>time and we were serving musket after the dessert and

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<v Speaker 8>a glass and musket in front of this lady and

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<v Speaker 8>the whole tray tips up and down her back.

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<v Speaker 3>What is it about ladies backs and drinks.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know, but you know what musket's like. It's

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<v Speaker 8>all sticky and horrible sherry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all day.

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<v Speaker 3>I just knock you out, oh just about Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>She wasn't happy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think we've had ever had a call on

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<v Speaker 2>this show where they mentioned a candelabra.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, but there was one of those talk kind of

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<v Speaker 8>larbras and it just rocked backwards and forwards over the wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>Take shout out to Canada. Labra's what I say this morning, Lizzie.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much. You cool. Take care of me,

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<v Speaker 3>No I see you.

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