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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian No Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Scenes in the studio yesterday, as in the last twenty

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Speaker 2: minutes of the show, Jack Post spilled a hot chocolate.

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Speaker 2: This is how wild we are on this show, my friends,

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Speaker 2: These two guys, me and Jackie Boy, probably most dangerous

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Speaker 2: men in radio. Fact, Jackie Boy was tucking into a

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Speaker 2: hot chocolate.

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Speaker 3: You don't care.

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Speaker 4: I'd hardly even tucked in. That's the sad thing.

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Speaker 2: Here, look at it and stare down at hot chokola

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Speaker 2: eight thirty am.

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Speaker 3: Friends.

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Speaker 2: But he got spelt into but his most important thing

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Speaker 2: in his world, which is that laptop?

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Speaker 3: Why do you bring it in? By the way, this

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Speaker 3: is how have a terminal here?

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Speaker 4: No, this is not a real this computer thing.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's not real. We've installed toys r US

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Speaker 3: kids one for you. I did radio.

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Speaker 4: This computer in front of me only runs the phone system.

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Speaker 3: I don't let you have access to Google.

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Speaker 2: Is that because there was an IT report that they

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Speaker 2: traced to you your IP address where you were downloading

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Speaker 2: illegal hooky movies show. I rebut that those engineers now

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Speaker 2: everything about us.

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Speaker 3: They traced it to your IP.

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Speaker 4: No, they said I was running torrents and I was

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Speaker 4: Torrent Runner.

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Speaker 2: I stand by that accusation. But anyway, you're bringing your

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Speaker 2: little kids laptop.

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Speaker 4: Now I bring in a normal adult laptop. And I

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Speaker 4: spilled the hot chocolate all the way through it. And

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Speaker 4: I don't know if you ever spilt like spilling water

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Speaker 4: is one thing, but milk, it gets all claggy under

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Speaker 4: there and.

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Speaker 3: Very c the hot chocolate gloopy.

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Speaker 4: Now the worst thing is today it's got a real

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Speaker 4: stale milk smell about the keyboard.

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Speaker 3: Oh cry for this guy. Please do they candle it

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Speaker 3: visual midday?

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Speaker 4: Well you can't smell it from over there, but I

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Speaker 4: can smell it from over here.

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Speaker 3: Well I didn't need to because this morning.

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Speaker 2: The first thing he did should come is you said

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Speaker 2: low to me and you started sniffing your laptop.

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Speaker 3: I thought you start having some problems this week.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, it took him about an hour yesterday to try,

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Speaker 2: and rain Man was like holding it up to the

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Speaker 2: line making sure that he got all everything wiped out.

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Speaker 2: When you spill something, it is a now, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: And whether it's on electrical equipment, your phone, or the

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Speaker 2: worst thing is I once saw a in a pub,

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Speaker 2: a woman she was bringing some drinks over to somebody

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Speaker 2: and there must have been about eight pints on it,

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Speaker 2: right and she you know when you see someone tripping,

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Speaker 2: you were like, it's going over All the pints went

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Speaker 2: down the back of.

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Speaker 3: A woman and her hair like just lager.

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Speaker 2: It was like a cascade of water, for they weren't

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Speaker 2: even the table getting the drinks. Even th that you

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Speaker 2: just poured on the bat and this you know when

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Speaker 2: someone's really angry and they can't mask it. This woman

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Speaker 2: with this caroll was so angry. As an onlooker, one

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Speaker 2: of the favorite things I've ever seen in my life.

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Speaker 3: I actually turned round, like.

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Speaker 2: What is gonna happen here? This was amazing. Perhaps you've

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Speaker 2: even involved in a spillage.

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Speaker 5: Several actually one memorable. Speaking of jack though, I remember

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Speaker 5: when I just got my pea plates, Mum wanted me

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Speaker 5: to go and get two ladies of milk in my car,

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Speaker 5: in my little laser, So I sat it on the

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Speaker 5: floor of the passenger side of the car and it

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Speaker 5: tipped over when I run around the corner, and the

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Speaker 5: whole thing all through the bottom of my little laser

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Speaker 5: and I never got.

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Speaker 3: Soaked through that milk and milk in the sun that's small.

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Speaker 5: Oh it was foul. You never get the smell out.

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Speaker 5: I'm afraid your laptop is destined for the bin.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, this is only six months old.

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Speaker 3: You're ruined in Patsy.

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Speaker 2: I saw he downloads all those dodgy movies and now

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Speaker 2: it's Torrington right now and he comes into work to

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Speaker 2: piggyback on the Wi Fi.

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Speaker 3: Here, all right, one word phone in this morning Spinach.

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Speaker 1: Is Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: The worst thing is when you spill something just as

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Speaker 2: you're heading out the door, or when you've just gone

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Speaker 2: out and you've got a nice outfit on, or a

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Speaker 2: shirt on. About times I see people guys wearing with

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Speaker 2: high confidence a white shirt. It makes me anxious, you

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Speaker 2: know that. I'd be so nervous wearing a white shirt

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Speaker 2: because even just getting out the house, getting two wherevenue,

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Speaker 2: meeting everybody, and like any little spinach, that's your night

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Speaker 2: ruine is.

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Speaker 3: You can't know it. You could see it there. You

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Speaker 3: know people are looking at it.

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Speaker 4: That's why we're so safe in black dark great cloths.

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Speaker 2: Yes absorbs any stains. All right, Spinages, let's see what

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Speaker 2: stories you've got. Nine four one four one o four

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Speaker 2: three Mario coome morning.

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Speaker 6: Yes, hi, I am. About three years ago I asked

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Speaker 6: my daughter to go and get me some paint and

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Speaker 6: she bought sustained leaders of it, put it in the

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Speaker 6: back of her car and took a corner too quickly,

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Speaker 6: and all the time she got high and there was

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Speaker 6: paint all over the back of her boots and in

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Speaker 6: the boot well and took me down, fred Eyes to

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Speaker 6: clean it all up.

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Speaker 3: You're never getting that torch car.

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Speaker 6: It was just panic and you know, cleaned it up

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Speaker 6: as quick as you can. Luck.

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Speaker 2: It was water so absorbing, isn't it. Gravity takes it

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Speaker 2: and it will go everywhere, I believe. Maria, thank you

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Speaker 2: very much, and girl, thank you. By Joe goome Oning,

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Speaker 2: good morning.

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Speaker 7: Oh hell are we today?

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Speaker 3: We're good? Welcome to the show, thanks Accord and Joe

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Speaker 3: Spinach is.

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Speaker 7: So last year we started renovating our home, laid to

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Speaker 7: new floors. Two weeks before Christmas, my partner comes home

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Speaker 7: and finds that there's a bucket of water that's filled

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Speaker 7: from one end of the house the other. The cat

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Speaker 7: had tisted over and we had to rip up all

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Speaker 7: the floor lords and get to relaid. Eight hundred dollars later,

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Speaker 7: I gott be honest.

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Speaker 2: I think I would have just left it, mean, wanted

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Speaker 2: to try out and then rocked the house and then

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Speaker 2: the house will collapse.

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Speaker 7: It actually had started to get moldy because we've left

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Speaker 7: it there for a few days, and yeah, just sort

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Speaker 7: of seep up the walk, all the floor.

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Speaker 3: And of course it would be two weeks before Christmas.

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Speaker 7: Right, of course, absolutely the cat.

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Speaker 3: Knew what he was doing. That cat did that for loss.

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Speaker 3: All right, Joe, thanks you very much. You cool, Thank you.

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Speaker 7: Take care of Faith.

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Speaker 3: Lizzie goome on in, Lizzie, goome on, Liz, Hi, how

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Speaker 3: are you ye?

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Speaker 8: To Jack and the young car. Yeah, look, I've got

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Speaker 8: two stories. Years ago, I worked in a winery and

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Speaker 8: we hosted weddings. The first story is we were short start.

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Speaker 8: I was racing around herd two bottles of wine in

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Speaker 8: each hand, went to put them on the table. As

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Speaker 8: I went past, I kicked the candelabra, which went rocking

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Speaker 8: backwards and forwards, and wax going over the wedding cake

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Speaker 8: over the table. The other story, different wedding, but it

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Speaker 8: was the end of the night. Everyone had a great

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Speaker 8: time and we were serving musket after the dessert and

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Speaker 8: a glass and musket in front of this lady and

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Speaker 8: the whole tray tips up and down her back.

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Speaker 3: What is it about ladies backs and drinks.

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Speaker 8: I don't know, but you know what musket's like. It's

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Speaker 8: all sticky and horrible sherry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all day.

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Speaker 3: I just knock you out, oh just about Yeah.

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Speaker 8: She wasn't happy.

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Speaker 2: I don't think we've had ever had a call on

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Speaker 2: this show where they mentioned a candelabra.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but there was one of those talk kind of

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Speaker 8: larbras and it just rocked backwards and forwards over the wedding.

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Speaker 3: Take shout out to Canada. Labra's what I say this morning, Lizzie.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much. You cool. Take care of me,

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Speaker 3: No I see you.

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