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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mimi, my fiance, Mimi's boobs called some drama at a

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Speaker 2: recent shopping spree, and I could tell the story, but

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Speaker 2: I feel like going to be far more appropriate, especially

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Speaker 2: given the subject matter, to get my fiance Mimi on

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Speaker 2: the phone right now to recount the boob drama.

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Speaker 3: Hi, mem, I don't know if it was drama. It

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Speaker 3: was unintentional, So I don't know if you could say

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Speaker 3: it was drama.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm no, no, no, it absolutely was not your fault.

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Speaker 2: And I think there'll be a lot of ladies listening

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Speaker 2: that can totally relate. But there was definitely drama there, Mim.

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Speaker 3: So you don't control these milky silkys, that's for sure.

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Speaker 2: Ohky dookie. A little bit of sleep deprivation there with

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Speaker 2: that comment, what happened to your as you said, milky silkies.

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Speaker 4: Well, obviously, when you've just had a baby, baby's.

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Speaker 5: Not what it was.

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Speaker 3: So I was definitely trying to find a.

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Speaker 4: Dressed for a wedding, and so I resorted.

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Speaker 3: To an expensive stare, what I would not usually do.

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Speaker 3: And then as I was in the store, my I

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Speaker 3: heard Remy crying and so naturally.

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Speaker 1: The the taps just go off.

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Speaker 3: As we were called here, they'd turn on and then

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Speaker 3: they are they are.

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Speaker 1: Ready to go.

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Speaker 3: So I was dripping everywhere, and then I realized, because

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Speaker 3: I'm not wearing a bra and I'm trying it's all

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Speaker 3: on that the boobs are just leaking all over these

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Speaker 3: expensive and I don't know why, Like naturally you use

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Speaker 3: your own clothes to like mop up what was like

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Speaker 3: on the floor.

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Speaker 1: But then I used the dress because.

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Speaker 3: I didn't want to come out looking like.

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Speaker 1: All wet, so I used the dress.

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Speaker 4: To mop it up.

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Speaker 3: And then I was like, oh my gosh. So yeah,

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Speaker 3: so I just thought, okay, well, if I have to

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Speaker 3: say to something, I just feel like there's a tap

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Speaker 3: going off in there with milk. I'm not sure what's

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Speaker 3: going on.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so can you remind me, man, how much was

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Speaker 2: the dress worth that you effectively milk?

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Speaker 3: It was an eight hundred dollars dress, so I feel

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Speaker 3: like I've really.

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Speaker 6: Stitched used it like a wet ex. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, I didn't know what else to do.

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Speaker 1: I guess it was better than this morning when I my.

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Speaker 3: Taps started going off again and I was hovering over

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Speaker 3: his face trying to get it in her mouth sci

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Speaker 3: while she was crying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not doing too well, so.

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Speaker 2: You're doing it so well. You are doing so well,

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Speaker 2: But that was super weird. I came out of the

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Speaker 2: chair and Mim was hovering over our beautiful little girl

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Speaker 2: effectively squirting into her face. And yeah, we've heard it's

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Speaker 2: good for the skin anyway, Thank you, Mim. That's enough

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Speaker 2: from you. But I thought we're going to open the

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Speaker 2: phone lines now. Thirteen one o six five, please try

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Speaker 2: and make Mimi feel better about herself, because she actually

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Speaker 2: did feel bad after she did get milk all over

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Speaker 2: this dress. I would love to hear from other women

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Speaker 2: worst time for a bublic. It can obviously happen at

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Speaker 2: any time, but I want to hear on thirteen one

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Speaker 2: oh six five, when was the worst timing for it

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Speaker 2: to happen.

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Speaker 5: I thought, like, it's pretty acceptable, Yeah, definitely, I feel

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Speaker 5: what I mean, like, I'm obviously embarrassed, like Mimi took

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Speaker 5: a two out of ten situation and made it a

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Speaker 5: nine out of ten situation pretty quickly by using an

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Speaker 5: unbought dress and wiping it up.

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Speaker 6: But I feel like most people, it's like, you know,

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Speaker 6: it's not that no one else looks at somebody who's lactating, geez,

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Speaker 6: you're awful. No, it's almost like the most acceptable form

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Speaker 6: of involuntary bodily explosions, Like it's better than puoring your pants,

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Speaker 6: pissing your pants, definitely, vomiting, drooling percent, lactating is like.

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Speaker 2: One hundred percent. But I think there's still times when.

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Speaker 5: It's like, oh no, really, this couldn't be it.

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Speaker 2: It's happening now, And those are the stories I want

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Speaker 2: to hear. On thirteen one o six fives, When was

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Speaker 2: a bad time for the boobs to leak?

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Speaker 6: Thirty one h six five, He calls it next filmity,

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Speaker 6: When was the worst time your boobs leaked? On thirty

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Speaker 2: So for the new mother's out there that are still breastfeeding, obviously,

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Speaker 2: one of the side effects of lactating is that there

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Speaker 2: are times when your your breasts will just start leaking.

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Speaker 2: And Mim found this out the other day when she

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Speaker 2: was shopping. She's at quite an expensive store, which is

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Speaker 2: usually not at but she really needed to find a

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Speaker 2: dress for a wedding, and she's this whole new body

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Speaker 2: shape and it's it's all been a bit of a drama.

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Speaker 2: But she's trying on this dress and Remy started crying,

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Speaker 2: a beautiful little girl, and when crying happens, that's when

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Speaker 2: the boobs really get gone. It was an absolute sprinkler.

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Speaker 6: In the Siren's Call, and she's just a sprinkler in there.

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Speaker 2: She just dowsed. She just doused this really expensive dress

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Speaker 2: and then a sprinkler. And then rather than trying to

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Speaker 2: save the dress, she then took the dress.

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Speaker 6: So I don't think that it's not a sprinkler. By

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Speaker 6: the way, Oh no, it's no, No, it's not a sprinkler.

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Speaker 2: Mim has power I've made I said it in my

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Speaker 2: own eyes, and sometimes it takes my eyes out. What

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Speaker 2: because there's not there's not one.

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Speaker 6: You're squeezing it out. It's a sprinklass.

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Speaker 2: Or if Remy starts crying, what it just like she sprinkles.

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Speaker 6: It's like a like a like a gardening sprinkling system.

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Speaker 6: Seven o'clock comes around, it's like, I don't know where

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Speaker 6: you made it sound. It's an absolute sprinkler.

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Speaker 2: And that exaggerated slightly, but like it it gets going anyway,

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Speaker 2: she's doused this expensive dress. So we thought we'd ask

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Speaker 2: when was a bad time for the boobs to leak

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Speaker 2: for you. Let's go to Joe here. Joe, you had

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Speaker 2: some unfortunate timing with a boob leak.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I just leaked.

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Speaker 1: Twenty four to seven, all on shower head.

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Speaker 4: I was just a full on shower head. Yeah, all the.

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Speaker 6: High shower head.

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Speaker 4: Hang on.

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Speaker 6: Just take an exception with the term sprinkler, like, well,

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Speaker 6: my partner's lactating as well. Are you saying that? Like

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Speaker 6: you're saying without any pressure on the on the glands,

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Speaker 6: you're just sprinkling.

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Speaker 1: Even when I was in hospital, they just poured it

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Speaker 1: out into a bottle because back then, maybe three years ago, they.

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Speaker 4: Could and they the babies with it without even a pump.

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Speaker 6: You're joking about and pump. You were just like a

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Speaker 6: super soker pump. That's extraordinary.

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Speaker 1: I used to get the super pads that you used

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Speaker 1: for a period.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I would say two like two pads, cut in harsh,

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Speaker 1: shut up, and I.

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Speaker 4: Would still like And the guy and he said to me, Joe,

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Speaker 4: I think it's about time you dry it up and

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Speaker 4: go to bottle.

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Speaker 6: Right, bloody hell, milky bars are on Joe.

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Speaker 5: He's unbelievable.

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Speaker 6: How about it? I can't believe that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well I told you mimes like a sprinklot. Let's

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Speaker 2: go to save you here.

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Speaker 6: To stop breastfeeding because it was too much of it. Hasard.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like the next step.

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Speaker 6: That's like, you know, like two will have their They

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Speaker 6: turned their sprinkless system onto a timer. It's often when

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Speaker 6: it's dark. So was see what her husband would be

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Speaker 6: dealing with in bed?

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Speaker 4: Did it?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, let's go to Sophie here bath in bed, Sophie Wild.

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Speaker 2: You had some an unfortunate timed boob leak.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I did, absolutely. It was at my father in

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Speaker 4: law's funerals.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, how did you play it? So, father in law,

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Speaker 2: how far into the service are you when? How did

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Speaker 2: you play it?

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Speaker 4: Look, we weren't far into the service. It happened pretty quickly,

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Speaker 4: just before I was going to give up and get

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Speaker 4: up and give a little speak. And then my mother

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Speaker 4: pointed it out to me and yeah, so I went

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Speaker 4: with a big jacket over the front of the face,

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Speaker 4: the wrong way jacket.

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Speaker 2: Well played, Sophie.

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Speaker 6: We've been handy at the baptism. Arguably them not bad,

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Speaker 6: not bad at all.

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Speaker 2: McMahon.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to let's go to.

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Speaker 2: Laura Laura Laura talking about bad time for a boob

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Speaker 2: leg What happened with you?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 3: I had my two kids over at Westfield with me,

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Speaker 3: and my younger started getting a bit cranky, so I

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Speaker 3: went and found a spot that I could sit down.

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Speaker 3: The only spot that was there was between these two

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Speaker 2: So already I.

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Speaker 3: Was like, right, I'm gonna be breastfeeding in front of them.

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Speaker 3: That's going to be awkward enough. But then my two

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Speaker 3: just as my younger started feeding, and so I've had

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Speaker 3: to he fell down, and so I've had to jump off,

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Speaker 3: and as I've jumped up, she decided, oh what's going

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Speaker 3: on and pulled off my boob And so sudden the

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Speaker 3: milk has just gone like it was just as it

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Speaker 3: had like to let down happen.

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Speaker 1: So the poor guy next to me ended up copying

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Speaker 1: half of his bloody spray, and I've then had to

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Speaker 1: make a mad dash across the Westfield to much of

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Speaker 1: my son milk literally spraying everywhere. My nude boob is

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Speaker 1: just like bouncing around.

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Speaker 6: Where are you done with that? Why not?

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