Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Television legend Carrie Anne Kenney fell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pippot.
Speaker 3: Sell The things that make more sense than others bring Pikes, nurseries, mercury, pikes,
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Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood.
Speaker 5: Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having
Speaker 5: a good child.
Speaker 1: This is just a couple of mitches.
Speaker 6: What about me?
Speaker 1: Don't forget.
Speaker 7: Now he is.
Speaker 8: Michtulli and oh my god, welcome for eighty five Mitchell Combs.
Speaker 9: Ah, don't tell me you've given up doing a little
Speaker 9: rhyme at the start of every episode.
Speaker 8: Yeah, because I couldn't think of. All I had was
Speaker 8: por contrive and saydy five.
Speaker 9: What about episode eighty five by your beehive?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was just say feeling alive at eighty five,
Speaker 4: but thought that's not easy.
Speaker 2: That what worked?
Speaker 6: That would have worked?
Speaker 4: I don't enjoy it.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 4: Welcome to episode eighty.
Speaker 9: Five, and also welcome to nat Penfold from the Edge
Speaker 9: ninety six to one, joining us again this week, hind.
Speaker 2: Tellen I think I've been on two episodes this season.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you have actually too much.
Speaker 9: It's almuch like we like you with something, and you've
Speaker 9: just spent the whole week teaming up with Mitch over
Speaker 9: here on the radio. You guys were feeling in for
Speaker 9: Kyle and Jackie.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've been Jackie for the week.
Speaker 4: You've been Jackie doing the celeb gosfel I have, and
Speaker 4: now you guys challenged me to something last week.
Speaker 6: Which is actually why you're here.
Speaker 9: So I said that she should do while she's on kids,
Speaker 9: she should do what you've got to hustle, which is
Speaker 9: trying to plug our podcast at any opportunity. So if
Speaker 9: you've had the hide to show up in this week's
Speaker 9: episode and you have not delivered, I'll be very cross
Speaker 9: with you, Natalie.
Speaker 6: So you better have done the challenge. We'll hear it later, right, Yeah,
Speaker 6: you're just gonna have to wait.
Speaker 8: Almost forgotten that. Anyway, We've got the audio, so we'll
Speaker 8: play it later on in the show. Also, Price Keeper Genesee, Hello, Jenna.
Speaker 7: Hi, Oh, I'm just not happy why she's here, Jenna?
Speaker 9: What is it with you and our female guests? Every
Speaker 9: time there's a male guest Mitch, have you noticed that
Speaker 9: she basically fawns over them Jack Vigeon, Keenan Lonsdale. She
Speaker 9: grovels at their knees, being like, you're amazing.
Speaker 7: It's just the female ones we get.
Speaker 6: So you record the.
Speaker 4: Audio of en to edit you Why would you want
Speaker 4: raw footage of Keenan lonesdown?
Speaker 9: But then every time there's a woman here, Natalie Penfold,
Speaker 9: Tony Lodge, whoever it is, Genesis, a little cow.
Speaker 7: They're my two least favorite people, more probably you, I'm
Speaker 7: the most.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Jenna's like in prison. She wants to be the
Speaker 9: top dog at all times.
Speaker 10: Imagine Jenner in prison.
Speaker 8: Jenna would turn no, j No, I just saw lightning
Speaker 8: and Jeni. Imagine Jenny there and Elma press. Might you
Speaker 8: just press your hand into a panini?
Speaker 2: Yes, you've put Jenna in a coffin before. Why don't
Speaker 2: you lock her up for a night, genius?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I like where your heads at. Natalie.
Speaker 2: We're trying to establish herself as the alpha in the prison.
Speaker 1: I want to see this so bad.
Speaker 8: We crossed to work periodically throughout the day, but every
Speaker 8: time we call her it's.
Speaker 4: Like look for a silver water prison like sit through
Speaker 4: the whole process to talk to Jenna.
Speaker 9: We were actually trying to think of something cooked to
Speaker 9: do for the season finale at the end of this year,
Speaker 9: because last year Jenna was in the coffin and we were.
Speaker 6: Like, we what can we do with her this year?
Speaker 6: Mitch shut down my brilliant idea. I thought it was great.
Speaker 9: I thought, for one day only, prize keeper Jenna could
Speaker 9: become bee keeper Jenna and she just spends the whole
Speaker 9: day and.
Speaker 6: Be surmounded by a swarm of bees.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't hate that, but that's also hard to
Speaker 4: do in the studio. I want it. I want to
Speaker 4: see it happen. The coffin was right where you want to.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 9: I'm saying, we send her to some sort of bee
Speaker 9: keeper sanctuary or whatever it.
Speaker 6: Can be done remotely. Look at me, I'm doing it now.
Speaker 4: What did I say meet you? I can't remember. But
Speaker 4: I had an idea as well that was shut down.
Speaker 9: I know the one we landed on. We haven't even
Speaker 9: told Jenny yet. We decided what we're going to do Jenna.
Speaker 9: She'll do the whole show from a heated yoga studio.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I will die.
Speaker 4: You came up with that on Instagram live actually and yeah, you're.
Speaker 9: Actually our first time telling Jenna my low blood pressure
Speaker 9: will not cope.
Speaker 4: Oh you'll be fine, Jennete. Think of the ratings, Jenna,
Speaker 4: think of them. How you meet?
Speaker 5: You're still at home by.
Speaker 4: Dy Hell, it feels like you've been at home more
Speaker 4: than you've been in studio.
Speaker 6: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 6: How's this for a full circle moment? I haven't actually
Speaker 6: told you this yet?
Speaker 9: So the last time I was in studio was for
Speaker 9: my birthday, which is late July, and I got the
Speaker 9: email this morning.
Speaker 6: I've been given clearance, Beakers.
Speaker 9: I'll be double jab next week to be back in
Speaker 9: studio for your birthday. Mitchell, how weeen? Is that late September?
Speaker 9: I only took a few months, but I'm back, bitch
Speaker 9: next week.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's so exciting.
Speaker 6: Yeah, i'll see you.
Speaker 11: Then.
Speaker 4: I got the email, but Matt's been declined the shop.
Speaker 4: Now we're gonna have to walk you out.
Speaker 7: I just that just came through my life, being more
Speaker 7: than happy to walk her out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh that's an old start email. Jenna's just been
Speaker 4: made redundant.
Speaker 2: Yourself, she begs to be reinstated. We'll even work here listen.
Speaker 4: If it's your first time listening, this is it just me?
Speaker 8: Every week we start the show the same way with
Speaker 8: something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 9: Yet we bringing either just me. Each MAT's got one,
Speaker 9: Usually we get Jenna to do one too. If we've
Speaker 9: got a guest here, we may as well all do one. So, Jenna,
Speaker 9: are you in?
Speaker 12: Okay?
Speaker 4: I can do it Mitch. To her credit, she always
Speaker 4: does surprise us.
Speaker 9: Jenna, Jenna, Oh, yeah, I know they're never dull. Oh,
Speaker 9: we shouldn't talk it up now it will be no.
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or do you like lukewarm water?
Speaker 6: That was?
Speaker 4: It's just you? I think that's Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or do you like the milk after you've finished fruit loops?
Speaker 6: Or actually do it?
Speaker 8: Or do you think pigeons would be lovely domesticated pets?
Speaker 6: It's not just you.
Speaker 2: I think they would. What's it?
Speaker 4: What's the Jenna Igen? Wait?
Speaker 2: Matt?
Speaker 4: What do you think? What's the Jenaygen?
Speaker 8: We've both given one because it's just me?
Speaker 4: Is changing lanes really stressful?
Speaker 7: It is?
Speaker 2: She can't drive?
Speaker 6: Who wants to go first with?
Speaker 9: There?
Speaker 6: Is it just I'm gonna go first?
Speaker 8: Because mine is admittedly shocking, and it's just something that
Speaker 8: I had just thought of in the kitchen this morning,
Speaker 8: So I want to get her off my chest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, go on, all right, let's begin.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Do you get excited when you see your birthday on
Speaker 8: the expiry date of a cart and of milk?
Speaker 2: That's such a thrill. That's my birthday on my.
Speaker 9: Pure But that's gonna ruin your bloody birthday. You wake
Speaker 9: up first thing and you're like, oh, I have to
Speaker 9: go get fucking milk MC coffee sour No.
Speaker 8: But it's almost a benchmark because milk is like what
Speaker 8: it's got like a maybe a nine ten day spiry limit.
Speaker 8: So you're getting it on like the tenth of September
Speaker 8: for me who's on the thirtieth, and you go, oh,
Speaker 8: it's reminding me that my birthday's coming up, you know,
Speaker 8: or even like something there's really long life milks they
Speaker 8: get now where it's like August, it's September thirty and
Speaker 8: it's like in July, and you're like, that s expies
Speaker 8: on my birthday.
Speaker 9: Gee.
Speaker 6: It really is the little things for you, isn't it sad?
Speaker 2: It's sad.
Speaker 4: I was one I'm filling it up with water just
Speaker 4: to have.
Speaker 6: Doesn't that just sum up lockdown?
Speaker 13: Though?
Speaker 9: The most exciting thing that happened to me this week
Speaker 9: I saw a carton of milk and I.
Speaker 6: Was just beside myself. It made my day.
Speaker 2: It's very sad.
Speaker 9: Well, some other significant things have happened on your birthday, Mitch,
Speaker 9: September thirty.
Speaker 4: Right, yes, yeah, nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 9: Yeah, in seventeen ninety one, Mozart's opera Magic Flute premier
Speaker 9: in Vienna.
Speaker 6: Janna would remember it a moment.
Speaker 4: Oh, I remember the moment.
Speaker 6: Can you look it up? I want to hear this.
Speaker 4: Yeah? What am I googling?
Speaker 9: The Magic mostly opera Magic Flute? It's your birthday song.
Speaker 2: Oh you're right all right?
Speaker 4: Your sounds busy. You talk while google.
Speaker 6: Maddie zeg lies that how you're saying.
Speaker 4: Oh that's the dance mum, that's the Sea of Dance girl.
Speaker 6: Yep, she shares a birthday with you. It's about it. Really,
Speaker 6: you haven't made the famous birthday section just quietly.
Speaker 2: The magic Mozart.
Speaker 6: Never mind, I found it, Mitch. You're taking too long.
Speaker 4: I actually had it, to be honest, sir, Oh you
Speaker 4: did it all.
Speaker 6: I'm going to beat you to it. Here it is.
Speaker 6: Here's your birthday song.
Speaker 9: I haven't heard a flute so far, because what you
Speaker 9: all hear when I enter a room?
Speaker 4: Oh this here he is so light on his terms.
Speaker 4: A feather enters the room with gorgeous hair, radiant body,
Speaker 4: and a rolling bass tone. Illo.
Speaker 5: Everyone, Welcome to my birthday evening.
Speaker 2: First course at six.
Speaker 1: The quail eggs.
Speaker 12: Side of caplessly extracted from the sturgeon.
Speaker 4: And con on the Murray River.
Speaker 8: Murray, of course, be my darling invited tonight, Welcome, urried,
Speaker 8: take a seat silverwhere on the left, I pad on
Speaker 8: the right.
Speaker 2: Take it home?
Speaker 4: Tablecloth is of course four thousand thread counted.
Speaker 5: Gyptian of content.
Speaker 4: Princess Diana, great to have you here.
Speaker 8: N is here shifting shifting Diana, And of course your
Speaker 8: energy requirements were sent through.
Speaker 2: How can she eat?
Speaker 5: She'll be eating?
Speaker 2: Then, don't drive home?
Speaker 5: Time get no, take the tunnel.
Speaker 9: Now I'm curious with Princess Diana buried or cremated?
Speaker 6: Does he have an.
Speaker 2: I'll look it up. Okay.
Speaker 9: The one time now that there's a threat to Jenna's
Speaker 9: top dog position, the one time she's trying to be helpful.
Speaker 2: Jenna in the prison, I'll do it.
Speaker 6: Back off, bitch, she's so stupid.
Speaker 10: Found it okay.
Speaker 7: Princess Diana is buried at the grounds of her childhood home.
Speaker 6: Oh there you go to the floor in your story,
Speaker 6: Mitch Owe.
Speaker 2: Thanks Jenna, Sam has mogo Sam.
Speaker 14: Yeah, apparently there is a running conspiracy theory that that's
Speaker 14: not true and she's actually been secretly cremated.
Speaker 6: Oh running that conspiracy theory?
Speaker 2: Is it just shameful to be to be cremated?
Speaker 14: Yes?
Speaker 7: Well, I would like to add to that Times report
Speaker 7: that rumors on diana burial have been dismissed. She is
Speaker 7: buried at the Spencer family estate at our Thorpe.
Speaker 14: See that's what you believe it me and they married
Speaker 14: the virgin in the family crypt in the parish church.
Speaker 6: Fuck me. It's battle of the good googlers today, Mitch.
Speaker 2: But did you know that her funerals took place on Saturday,
Speaker 2: the sixth of September nineteen ninety seven. Her coffin was
Speaker 2: transported from Kensington Palace to Abby.
Speaker 6: I did not know that. Thank you, Natalie.
Speaker 14: You can only visit at certain times during twenty twenty one.
Speaker 14: It's a very difficult time with COVID.
Speaker 2: Now Philip walked behind the coffin to support his grandsons
Speaker 2: even though they weren't together.
Speaker 7: Did you also know that Diana doesn't have a headstone?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 6: We will google that?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 13: It's only to do with the lead coffin that she
Speaker 13: was buried.
Speaker 6: Are you're making that up? Is that true?
Speaker 2: Princess Princess Harry cried at the funeral. Princess Harry was
Speaker 2: traumatic for him and the difficulty he felt watching her
Speaker 2: made out.
Speaker 4: Now I haven't even googled anything.
Speaker 10: She's just thinking, No, it's just my knowledge from the crown.
Speaker 6: Do we actually know why she doesn't have a headstone?
Speaker 6: That seems odd.
Speaker 2: Jane will do it, brother said.
Speaker 7: Diana did not want to be cremated, meaning she could
Speaker 7: not be buried in her family tombs due to safety concerns.
Speaker 7: So she's got this big it's not at headstone. It's
Speaker 7: just a bowl on top of a brick.
Speaker 2: A bowl on top of a brick.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Oh my god.
Speaker 7: They've been four attempts to break into Princess Diana's grave
Speaker 7: in the last twenty years.
Speaker 4: You're kidding.
Speaker 6: Oh, that's why there's no headsign she wants to be
Speaker 6: a mystery.
Speaker 2: Oh, they don't want everyone to know where she is.
Speaker 10: All makes sense.
Speaker 9: Well, she's at Mitch's birthday dinner apparently, yes, head of
Speaker 9: a table.
Speaker 6: Anyway, where were we?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 10: I think that was your ogym and it just kept
Speaker 10: going the back of milk?
Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, whose gym is next?
Speaker 6: Should I go? Or one of the ladies?
Speaker 4: You should go? Mitch? It should be us? And then
Speaker 4: the drags?
Speaker 9: All right, Well mine's kind of about Jenna anyway, so
Speaker 9: let's get into it.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 9: Is this woman that I'm about to play exactly what
Speaker 9: our Jenna would be like if she was the news reporter?
Speaker 6: Okay, so I'll play it.
Speaker 9: But you know how Jenna can get quite frazzled and
Speaker 9: a bit whimpery under the slightest amount out of pressure. Well,
Speaker 9: there's a reporter called Grace Evans. She was in the
Speaker 9: middle of a ten news update and all the lighting
Speaker 9: in the studio malfunction just went to black. So she's
Speaker 9: sitting in total darkness. Listen to how well she didn't cope.
Speaker 7: Good afternoon, I'm Grace Evans with your local ten news update,
Speaker 7: A magnitude six earthquake has left. Oh, oh my god,
Speaker 7: I'm stressed.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's genuinely the apocalypse.
Speaker 1: I cannot I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, that would be Jenna.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't it say that to someone in Syria at the moment?
Speaker 2: This is the apocalypse? Is it very dramatic?
Speaker 6: It was very dramatic. But that's exactly how Jenna would cope.
Speaker 9: Imagine if all of our mics just suddenly malfunctioned, what
Speaker 9: would Jenna do?
Speaker 2: Don't don't put it in complete?
Speaker 7: No? Please, I'm stressing. No, don't, no, please, don't do
Speaker 7: this please no, don't do it even more? No, no,
Speaker 7: put it back on.
Speaker 6: We're back.
Speaker 7: Oh my heart is beating very fast.
Speaker 4: We'll have to feel silent, j with whimpers.
Speaker 9: Now on the flip side, Jenna, here's an example of
Speaker 9: how to really keep your cool on air.
Speaker 6: Okay, take notes.
Speaker 9: There's a reporter in Melbourne for Channel nine called Alicia Loxley.
Speaker 9: She got vaccinated while on air.
Speaker 6: I am taking the chance to roll up my sleeve
Speaker 6: and get the astroseneka.
Speaker 7: Jab So here we go, ready to go, Yeah already,
Speaker 7: we'll make it nice and quick for you all at home.
Speaker 7: Just for your shoulders shop sting.
Speaker 6: There we go easy? Is that?
Speaker 7: And that is our special edition of Melbourne's Afternoon News.
Speaker 6: We'll have more on the day's top stories in.
Speaker 7: Nineties and six. Thanks for joining us.
Speaker 9: You need to find that lollipop now, why don't I
Speaker 9: see you next time?
Speaker 6: How does she do that?
Speaker 4: That was timed out to the news jingle as well,
Speaker 4: wasn't it.
Speaker 9: Oh that was the most impressive part that it was
Speaker 9: like completely timed out perfect.
Speaker 8: Say that I did that this week on the Breakfast
Speaker 8: show and get vaccinine.
Speaker 2: This was a hook because.
Speaker 8: Sam was producing the show and thatat was doing own
Speaker 8: news and right before NAT's celeb News, we come out
Speaker 8: of the news which is live and they go here
Speaker 8: on kiss you know, it's now back to Mitch Jury.
Speaker 8: And then I speak and there's like I do like
Speaker 8: a ten second awesome, Hey, this is the celeb news.
Speaker 8: Nat will tell us in full after this song done,
Speaker 8: and the news guy went and I didn't realize that
Speaker 8: I had a thirty second intro on a song.
Speaker 6: Oh so you're used to filling ten seconds?
Speaker 8: He went, Now back to Mitch Jury. Now it's Spring
Speaker 8: Breakfast all right? Thanks Sean, Yes, Kim Kardashian has revealed
Speaker 8: she is getting divorced from Kanye.
Speaker 4: And then I realized, so Nat had her own new stories.
Speaker 2: He just read the whole thing, read every one of them.
Speaker 2: I went, yep.
Speaker 8: Also, Neila Curis is in a new movie. And fine, wow,
Speaker 8: finally we have breaking news about the theft at the Louver.
Speaker 4: Was it Doug Cameron or was it Burt Newton?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you next.
Speaker 11: It was Burt Newton.
Speaker 15: This morning here a kiss so and then the slender
Speaker 15: Matt just had to do it all again.
Speaker 6: You've just spoiled all of her news stories.
Speaker 4: Oh god, what else can I had to feel?
Speaker 8: Anyway, Yeah, that was it, Mitch. There was this one
Speaker 8: morning that I was watching Studio ten and Maggie Beer
Speaker 8: celeb chef was on doing a cross from her kitchen,
Speaker 8: and quite clearly they left it late in the day
Speaker 8: because it was right before the show finished.
Speaker 4: They probably said, Maggie.
Speaker 8: We've got like a three minute cross to you cook
Speaker 8: some food, tell us how you did it, and then
Speaker 8: we're good. They must have run out of time because
Speaker 8: they had twenty seconds with Maggie, so she'd prepared her
Speaker 8: whole kitchen.
Speaker 4: They crossed to Maggie.
Speaker 8: She was like, yes, we're here at the Festival of
Speaker 8: Food this month in Adelaide. It is such a great
Speaker 8: place to be in the awesome Maggie, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: We gotta go.
Speaker 4: Can we put the audio in? I think I still
Speaker 4: have it.
Speaker 10: It's please do it.
Speaker 6: It was a very awkward moment. Yeah, here it is
Speaker 6: to cook the whole dish. We don't unfortunately have time
Speaker 6: to cook this morning. But we just look at you.
Speaker 2: You are enchanting in your kitchen.
Speaker 9: Watching you, you know, with food in front of you.
Speaker 6: We love it, but we have to leave it there.
Speaker 6: We love what you do. Maggie Bee, thanks for.
Speaker 2: Joining us today.
Speaker 5: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 6: Producers all over Australia.
Speaker 9: We thank you, Maggie, Poor Maggie like it sounded like
Speaker 9: she had more to say, produces right across Australia.
Speaker 5: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 6: Like what about them, producers?
Speaker 4: It's so great.
Speaker 2: I didn't know who Maggie Bee was. And I went
Speaker 2: to Barossa Valley and Adelaide, which is where her like
Speaker 2: place is. And I was a penfolds wine and I
Speaker 2: was like daddy's factory. I was my dad's fat to me, no,
Speaker 2: I was there.
Speaker 10: I'm not related unfortunately, so no money coming my way.
Speaker 2: But the chick that was there, I was saying, is
Speaker 2: there any recommendations of places that you could go to
Speaker 2: and things we should definitely see while we're here we
Speaker 2: don't have long and she's like, oh, well, Maggie, Beer's
Speaker 2: just down the road, so you should definitely go.
Speaker 10: Check that out. I go, no, thank you. I don't
Speaker 10: drink beer.
Speaker 2: What a funk with the chick walked to me like
Speaker 2: my Boyroom was like, you're so embarrassing. I didn't realize
Speaker 2: who she was.
Speaker 4: Britney Spears is around the corner, man. I'm not into
Speaker 4: tribal shit.
Speaker 1: It's just me.
Speaker 7: Thank shull.
Speaker 6: You leave a review on your podcast app.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 8: Okay, leave us a review five stars please on Apple Podcasts.
Speaker 8: It keeps us going, gets us up in the algorithm,
Speaker 8: so we do appreciate it. Of course, if your review
Speaker 8: is read out, you've got a week to get in
Speaker 8: touch with price keeper Jenna and we will send you
Speaker 8: out a limited edition Conservative.
Speaker 4: Conservatives tramp on it, mug.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Apple Podcasts.
Speaker 8: This is where we have a review from the wonderful,
Speaker 8: they say this podcast is.
Speaker 9: That I can already tell. I can already tell that.
Speaker 9: You guys there in the studio are in a mood today.
Speaker 9: You're feeling chaotic, aren't you sorry?
Speaker 4: Did I get that pronunciation?
Speaker 12: I think it was the Apple podcast podcast.
Speaker 6: It's the early starts, isn't it? You delirious?
Speaker 4: There's a pigeon in here?
Speaker 1: Oh my gods coming.
Speaker 4: Ajax, ajax, brain one.
Speaker 2: We got it?
Speaker 4: What else?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: Nothing else is keep going.
Speaker 10: Already?
Speaker 2: I got a pig, I got a pig open.
Speaker 6: That just sounded like you were hawking a golly.
Speaker 2: I need silence. I want to hear.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 8: She put the mike between her legs for that. That's awful,
Speaker 8: it says number one fan of Vision, this podcast. This
Speaker 8: podcast is the best thing I've been listening to. I've
Speaker 8: been listening to. Midch thinks that not my cup of tea.
Speaker 6: Thanks for sticking around.
Speaker 4: She says, not my cup of tea.
Speaker 8: There's such a shame that the police had to get
Speaker 8: involved and cancel that show.
Speaker 2: All right, you're getting your mug that was wiping the
Speaker 2: a jakes away.
Speaker 6: I can do that ready.
Speaker 4: That was really good, Jenna. We've all done a killer
Speaker 4: sound effect. You need to do one.
Speaker 6: Okay, let's give her an oddly specific one to.
Speaker 8: The microwave door opening, because there's so many layers to
Speaker 8: that as you press the button and then it comes out.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, why you yourself?
Speaker 6: Okay, shut up, you're doing it now?
Speaker 4: Will I am pretty?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, the sound of a little big song.
Speaker 9: Okay, it's one of those days.
Speaker 5: Jenner pencil else.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Sorry, Mitchell's at home.
Speaker 9: We're all so it's quite funny watching from the outside
Speaker 9: in Jenna do an impression of a stampede of EMUs.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so wet weaccurate. They've got little feet and
Speaker 2: a stampede.
Speaker 1: Yes, but no.
Speaker 8: Stein ninety three says, is it just me? Or is
Speaker 8: this the greatest podcast on the cloud. That's a reference Mitch,
Speaker 8: Mitch and groundskeeper Gen to bring the last and enjoy
Speaker 8: to my Monday lunch break.
Speaker 4: Every week.
Speaker 8: I'm often late because the podcast is longer than my break.
Speaker 8: Keep what you're doing and do what you do.
Speaker 4: I love you, love Stein, Oh thank you, Starane. You've
Speaker 4: just want to stay because it's a mug and mugger
Speaker 4: is also a Stein.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, all right, head to our instagram at
Speaker 9: a couple of miches if you want to claim your mug.
Speaker 9: You can also buy one there if you didn't win.
Speaker 9: But right now, let's move things right along. Natalie, do
Speaker 9: you want to hit us with your edge gym?
Speaker 4: Are you ready?
Speaker 7: Nat?
Speaker 10: Ready?
Speaker 13: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Does the toilet spray smell worse than the turret itself?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Are you trying to tell us, Nat that you think
Speaker 6: your ship doesn't stink?
Speaker 2: Yes? But no, but if you walk in and you
Speaker 2: there's clearly been a turd, but it's been trying to
Speaker 2: cut trying to cover up the fact. To me, that's worse.
Speaker 2: And there's certain toilet sprays that I don't know what
Speaker 2: they infuse in it, but it gives me an instant migraine.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I tend to agree.
Speaker 2: Because it doesn't suck the smell out and then replace it.
Speaker 2: It puts it on top.
Speaker 6: So now we've got ship on a combination.
Speaker 8: Yes, if you imagine the ship particles in the air,
Speaker 8: which is the stench, the.
Speaker 4: Spray is like a coat that's putting on. It's just weird.
Speaker 2: It's just putting on a nice coat. Yeah, yeah, No,
Speaker 2: so I'm a non sprayer.
Speaker 10: I'll say it first.
Speaker 8: Also, because you smell, your first thought is vanilla, like
Speaker 8: you get you get your vanilla first before the chicken
Speaker 8: Cormer shit of the.
Speaker 2: Belief that the ship dissipates quicker than the toilet spray.
Speaker 2: So if I'm wanting to go in and no one
Speaker 2: to know I've done it, I'm not spraying. The spray
Speaker 2: hangs around four hours.
Speaker 9: So, Jenna, have you ever walked into the ladies bathroom
Speaker 9: there at the station and known that NAT's been in
Speaker 9: there because of the foul stench she's left behind.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, but she usually gives me warning. I tell her,
Speaker 2: I say dark. That is the last one to tell me.
Speaker 4: The story you told about Amanda Keller Ah.
Speaker 2: Amanda Blasim I allowed.
Speaker 4: On the show about three or four weeks ago, and.
Speaker 2: She was fine with all like these kind of details. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she was ruthless.
Speaker 10: It was hilarious.
Speaker 2: I was in the workailer and I'm in the and
Speaker 2: we got three right, So there's one in the middle.
Speaker 2: I'm in the closest one to the door, and someone's
Speaker 2: down the end. And at this point I had no
Speaker 2: idea who it was, and I just hit.
Speaker 10: Someone what's going on down there?
Speaker 2: But like normally when someone accidentally lets Fluffy off the chain,
Speaker 2: they kind of hang around in there until you go,
Speaker 2: and then they go and then you kind of look
Speaker 2: around you and wait to see who it was. But
Speaker 2: this person was brave. They walked out at the toilet
Speaker 2: and I'm like, who was it? Because by that point
Speaker 2: I was washing my hands at the sink. Amanda Keller
Speaker 2: comes out of the toilet, goes like it was you.
Speaker 2: I farted in there, like I know, she owns. It
Speaker 2: was amazing. Can you do the noise again? It was like,
Speaker 2: you know, an your kind of machine guns out of there.
Speaker 2: It's like when you're running up the stairs and one
Speaker 2: comes out with every step. Yeah, it happened to the
Speaker 2: achievement when you get bottom to top and the fust
Speaker 2: still coming out.
Speaker 4: Apparently on the set of the Living Room, she will
Speaker 4: do on the floor.
Speaker 2: That's speculation, that's not who says, that's not credibility to
Speaker 2: Nat Pample got the latest news.
Speaker 4: Tell us what happens on the set of the Living.
Speaker 2: Apparently a man Keller ships on the floor. Pah, there
Speaker 2: you go.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, Jenna, if you've got an age in
Speaker 6: forest to be done there. I couldn't. I can't tell you.
Speaker 2: I'm done with mine. Nothing more to add now, mind.
Speaker 8: I don't want to add. It's like when people try
Speaker 8: to cover up a smell. So I remember my dad
Speaker 8: was a smoke and my mum wasn't. But then God
Speaker 8: knows what happened.
Speaker 4: Smoke. Yeah, my dad still only smokes cigars, but he.
Speaker 9: Whipped out a cigar in our Instagram live. I had
Speaker 9: major respect.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he did only vanilla cigars. He's such like a
Speaker 8: Wirz's like a gay mafia leader.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: My mom started smoking when I was about nine or ten,
Speaker 8: and she tried to hide it so she like, clearly
Speaker 8: have a couple of Siggies with Dad on the balcony
Speaker 8: when I was put to bed. Then she come and
Speaker 8: kissed me on the forehead and say good night. But
Speaker 8: all I could smell was proud of candy, which was
Speaker 8: but mixed in with.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, oh, cigarette brands, I have to beat
Speaker 6: that out again.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, sorry, mixed in with siggy smoke and it's
Speaker 8: just oh, you can smell. It's like you get the sweet,
Speaker 8: then you get the tobacci.
Speaker 4: It's awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just too many strong, overpowering smells.
Speaker 8: Yeah, coffee beans under my nose too, Dundon, All right,
Speaker 8: you are ready, Jenner.
Speaker 7: I'm ready for it?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Is calling somebody daddy the most disgusting thing you've ever
Speaker 7: heard in your whole life? Well, in the bedroom, anywhere,
Speaker 7: I don't even care if it's your father, Just stop it?
Speaker 4: Well, dad, you do it at the bank?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Look, people who call their actual father daddy when they're
Speaker 9: a grown adult is a little bit eck, but.
Speaker 10: A little bit not very.
Speaker 9: In the context of you know, the sex. I used
Speaker 9: to think that's so weird. Why would you want to
Speaker 9: bring the word daddy into the bedroom? But now I
Speaker 9: get it.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: Are you an active daddy?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Please explain.
Speaker 4: I mean you're not the daddy, are you?
Speaker 14: Christ?
Speaker 9: No, God, I'm the fucking evil step mother daddy coom. Yes,
Speaker 9: But I'm not impartial to being, you know, ensconced with
Speaker 9: a daddy.
Speaker 4: I don't like being because I would be the daddy.
Speaker 8: I don't like being called daddy if it makes me
Speaker 8: feel weird because in my my like gut instinct is
Speaker 8: to be like, you know.
Speaker 10: Oh, start being a dud.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you need money.
Speaker 9: No, that's not the role of the daddy in the bedroom. Mitually,
Speaker 9: you don't need to start teaching them how to change
Speaker 9: the oil in their car.
Speaker 10: It's just how you tie your tire.
Speaker 2: Son.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the water goes in the world with a blue lid.
Speaker 4: Did you say you have nothing?
Speaker 7: I have?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, because if you're not going to Midway, if
Speaker 2: they want it, say noah, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You just kind of go with it. So if you're
Speaker 2: with someone who suggests it, you just kind of do it.
Speaker 2: You might not enjoy it, but you just kind of
Speaker 2: go with it. I agree.
Speaker 4: It's not till after that you go, oh, let's not
Speaker 4: do that. Do you want it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And exactly do you want to be the fun
Speaker 2: sucker who's like stop stop stop, I won't you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? You just do it. I'm Jen would
Speaker 2: an up tight bitch the ship root? Maybe good Jen
Speaker 2: is a ship route. Can we all agree on the
Speaker 2: back that Jenna.
Speaker 6: Would be ship I don't know, Nat.
Speaker 9: You weren't on the Kentiki trip in twenty seventeen, and
Speaker 9: it sounds like the many men the market over here
Speaker 9: being on the receiving end of Jenna so to speak
Speaker 9: to they was making noise though them are both both,
Speaker 9: they were very vocal.
Speaker 2: How many on the one trip thousands?
Speaker 4: Let's just say many of the men went down the
Speaker 4: river heams and they did go to London.
Speaker 6: They went diving down the river Gens. If you don't
Speaker 6: have the.
Speaker 2: Mind, we will.
Speaker 4: Guards standing out of that palace front like Cockingham Palace.
Speaker 2: I was there, but I say cocking them.
Speaker 6: Well, why didn't you just say fucking and palace? That's
Speaker 6: the way easy.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize you could ride the London toweler.
Speaker 2: Well, say Jennifers.
Speaker 1: It had big Ben.
Speaker 6: Who I tell you what.
Speaker 9: When we were in Paris, one of the guys that
Speaker 9: she with, his aim was a bit off and she
Speaker 9: copped a knifeful of jiz woah.
Speaker 5: The magic flute?
Speaker 2: Is that a maggot? Is that a magnet?
Speaker 4: Period?
Speaker 9: All right, before we go, we should really hear this.
Speaker 9: You got a hustle challenge that Natalie did or didn't do.
Speaker 9: I hope you didn't let me down, darling.
Speaker 2: Oh that's why I'm here.
Speaker 4: She delivered it was.
Speaker 6: Come on, baby, you know you got a hustle now.
Speaker 8: We haven't done one of these in a while, but
Speaker 8: the last time was it was it Mitch when you
Speaker 8: tried to get me in the paper?
Speaker 4: Or was when I got you in the paper?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 9: You got me in my local paper, which was our
Speaker 9: goal all along, because isn't it exciting when you get
Speaker 9: your name in the local paper. Your grandparents can cut
Speaker 9: it out, stick it on the fridge. So we just
Speaker 9: like to get our show plugged in any way that
Speaker 9: we can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be I wanted to get on TV than
Speaker 4: we did in for it.
Speaker 9: We're on Studio ten. All we were aiming forward was
Speaker 9: the local paper. So yeah, that was a nice surprise.
Speaker 9: But we've aimed quite high once again, hit the FM Breakfast.
Speaker 9: Mitch was on the radio wall last week. Natalie was
Speaker 9: joining him. Did you plug us or not? Natalie, Well,
Speaker 9: she got.
Speaker 10: Some audio over there.
Speaker 8: I have the audio and this the Kiss audience. The
Speaker 8: Kiss Breakfast audience is the biggest audience in the country.
Speaker 8: It is hundreds of thousands, if not millions listening. It's
Speaker 8: very massive.
Speaker 4: So we were a bit nervous.
Speaker 6: Almost as many as our podcast.
Speaker 8: Almost as many. They don't make just as much manias. However,
Speaker 8: Nat did attempt and this.
Speaker 2: Is the audio.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, Honah, that did attempt and this is how
Speaker 4: it went. Anyway, Nat, what's going on with Kanye where
Speaker 4: she bought a new home?
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, well, he's just dropped eighty million bucks
Speaker 2: on a bran new property in Malibu. Sod been sitting
Speaker 2: on the market since May of last year, and real
Speaker 2: estate agents say the house didn't sell earlier because it
Speaker 2: only appealed to a specific kind of buyer. It sounds
Speaker 2: exactly like the kind of house would buy Apparently. The
Speaker 2: house kind of resembles an army bunker with heaps of sculptures.
Speaker 2: It's about thirty minutes away from where Kim Kardashian lives
Speaker 2: with their kids.
Speaker 4: Look at this picture, Oh looks like a like a
Speaker 4: nuclear bunker.
Speaker 1: It's just me.
Speaker 10: I just look like a lunchbox, do you know what
Speaker 10: I mean? It's very square and very bear.
Speaker 1: I got it in there, she got the.
Speaker 6: Is it just me in there?
Speaker 2: Can I get a lot for that? Play? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9: I was kind of hoping that you'd get the word
Speaker 9: podcast in the same story.
Speaker 6: But that's all right, it didn't happen.
Speaker 8: Just you wait, there's more And then I got confident,
Speaker 8: and then I got involved having this is a couple
Speaker 8: days later.
Speaker 2: Also, Kristen Stewart is going to be playing Princess Diana
Speaker 2: in the upcoming movie Spencer. A trailer has just dropped.
Speaker 2: I was listening to a podcast the other day and
Speaker 2: they're talking about how well Kristin Stewart is playing Princess Diana,
Speaker 2: because you really wouldn't have thought that she'd play that role.
Speaker 4: No, she's just Twilight, and what else has she done?
Speaker 4: Not much Twilight.
Speaker 2: She's done a couple of other movies, but she's known
Speaker 2: as bella Swan from Twilight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Is it just me? Or is this going
Speaker 4: to be her big his performance? Yet?
Speaker 9: I think, well, thank god, you make a good team.
Speaker 9: Clearly Mitch swooped in there, we got podcasts.
Speaker 6: And is it just me? In the same center.
Speaker 2: I gave him the queue and he took it and
Speaker 2: ran with it. So did you do it?
Speaker 10: Did I do it?
Speaker 13: That?
Speaker 8: I had such good banter by the end, our connection
Speaker 8: was so strong. There was a word that I couldn't
Speaker 8: think of, and I was flailing like an idiot.
Speaker 2: He found Oh it was so bad.
Speaker 6: What's the word?
Speaker 4: It was?
Speaker 2: No, you do what?
Speaker 8: You did, And oh I did anyway, I asked a
Speaker 8: footy player before the Grand File. I'm like I asked
Speaker 8: Tom Burgess if Russell Crowe, who owns the football club,
Speaker 8: had given him any messages before the show as a pregame.
Speaker 8: Sort of as a pregame. It's sort of what they
Speaker 8: do ritual.
Speaker 2: He forgot the word.
Speaker 4: I even said, pregame thing that you do they do?
Speaker 2: What is it like a little message or it's something
Speaker 2: that they do, like ritual. And I also like how
Speaker 2: you said.
Speaker 6: Before the show.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you said before the show does then what do
Speaker 9: you mean like before the football show?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: No, he doesn't.
Speaker 8: I've been so bad. The only criticism had all week.
Speaker 8: Oh I'm going to get grilled for this, the only
Speaker 8: no negative criticism, such great feedback, except I was grilled
Speaker 8: over the fucking football interview.
Speaker 10: You didn't know.
Speaker 6: That's fair.
Speaker 9: That's not really your area, is it. You can't be
Speaker 9: good at everything, the Dolphins.
Speaker 8: Playing the Rabbits or not all the rabbits. Rabbits, it's
Speaker 8: not the Dolphins, it's the Porpoises, right.
Speaker 9: Lad, the platter Pie, the Port Arthur pater Pies.
Speaker 8: Mitch, what's your favorite team?
Speaker 6: The Bridge don Bilbi's.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 8: Now, I'm a Barrel Dibbledean bat supporter, but just not many,
Speaker 8: just one player.
Speaker 9: And they've had some bad pr with the whole back crisis,
Speaker 9: you know, during COVID.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god, that was awful for them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love the Portsbury Pigeons. I haven't been good
Speaker 2: in the press.
Speaker 4: Of the moment. Yeah, yeah, don't know who Jenna.
Speaker 7: I like the Dilbury Dungongs.
Speaker 11: All right, Uh, what's a jungle billbilly doungong? Dungong sounds better,
Speaker 11: but it's a jong.
Speaker 4: Shu.
Speaker 10: Thank cute?
Speaker 8: All right, we need to get out of here. Wow,
Speaker 8: this has been a rollercoaster of emotions. What an episode.
Speaker 8: Meet to the last one. Until you're back in studio, baby.
Speaker 9: Wi you yep, I'll see you next week for your birthday?
Speaker 9: Please tell me. Can we just agree now that we've
Speaker 9: both had a big birthday celebration episode on the podcast.
Speaker 6: That we don't have to go overboard every birthday?
Speaker 8: Oh thank god, we've both had a giant birthday episode.
Speaker 8: You've been showered with gifts. We don't need to do
Speaker 8: it anymore. Let's just go happy birthday and move on.
Speaker 9: No mistake Jenna and I have got some pretty thick
Speaker 9: gifts lined up so you won't be ignored. But it
Speaker 9: just won't be a big birthday episode because I don't
Speaker 9: give a fuck anymore.
Speaker 4: Now, what's to be expected?
Speaker 8: Because I, you know, teased and preambled your birthday show ridiculously,
Speaker 8: So give him, give them something to forward to.
Speaker 9: Well, mine's not a dumb gift. Jenners is a bit dumb,
Speaker 9: but mine's actually quite thoughtful.
Speaker 7: Mine is not dumb.
Speaker 10: Yes, it make me laugh, it will help you.
Speaker 4: Is a treadmill, My treadmill I've got.
Speaker 6: I've got a treadmill and trying to get rid of
Speaker 6: before I move.
Speaker 4: At your house.
Speaker 8: And I'm so heavy the belt doesn't move with my
Speaker 8: weight on it. I'm not joking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it doesn't even just stops. So I step and.
Speaker 2: It goes and I step again.
Speaker 6: We get it, We get it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So then when I step acause dunk, and then
Speaker 4: I and then.
Speaker 6: And then what happens when you take another set? Because
Speaker 6: they go don't.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's almost like I'm walking, Nat, thank you for
Speaker 8: being herenatally.
Speaker 4: Penfo what's your handle at NAT's penfold? At nat penfold
Speaker 4: and people can listen to you. What a week day av.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one thirty to six, Such a strange time for
Speaker 2: what one thirty to six on the ninety six one
Speaker 2: in Sydney.
Speaker 4: The iHeart Radio, Appy boy, right lovely? All right, Well
Speaker 4: we will see you next week Mitchell and Jenna.
Speaker 6: All right, we'll catch you then I'll see you in
Speaker 6: the flesh guys very soon.
Speaker 4: Bye everyone, by bye bye thing.
Speaker 1: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 7: DApp.
Speaker 9: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 9: the end, we pretend we're done.
Speaker 6: Keep chapping. That is still here?
Speaker 2: Hello, hello Dylan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, great to have your here. Mitch.
Speaker 8: Can I play you an ad that I played during
Speaker 8: my breakfast show this week that took me aback, took
Speaker 8: my breath away.
Speaker 9: Oh, as long as you invoice them afterwards, because we're
Speaker 9: a million dollar corporation here, so if you play the ad,
Speaker 9: the better pay for them.
Speaker 8: Actually, you know what, it's Jessica Row, so I'll make
Speaker 8: sure she gets the money. It's an ad for a
Speaker 8: very serious company. Now, there's no laughing at the company.
Speaker 8: It's very good that we're airing it, but it's just
Speaker 8: very jarring to hear. It's Jessica row Kiss have a listened.
Speaker 7: You might hate burbies, but chances are you'll hate cancer more.
Speaker 2: I just don't think. Yeah, yeah, I think so. I'm
Speaker 2: pretty sure. I'm rather that's a common a common.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you might hate spinach, but imagine being bludgeoned.
Speaker 6: To death in the three They're not the same.
Speaker 2: And also, why is it so upbeat?
Speaker 10: So upbeat?
Speaker 1: Might chances are you'll hate cancer more?
Speaker 4: Chances are She's also not ruling out.
Speaker 9: Might prefer Yeah, someone there strapped to the bed with
Speaker 9: having chemo being like, no, I hate burbies more.
Speaker 2: I'm glad I'm doing this.
Speaker 4: And not doing burbies right now looking out the window
Speaker 4: at any time, fitness, I know where I'd.
Speaker 6: Rather it was the client.
Speaker 2: It's called burpies for boobs or breasts or something. Isn't
Speaker 2: it breast cancer?
Speaker 4: Let's hear the full thing.
Speaker 7: You might hate burbies, but chances are you'll hate cancer more.
Speaker 1: I'm just wrote to tell you about burbies.
Speaker 9: For boobses Scotcha, am I imagining this?
Speaker 2: Nat?
Speaker 11: Or?
Speaker 9: Did you used to be a copywriter for like ads? No, yeah, okay,
Speaker 9: I'm thinking of someone else.
Speaker 2: Sorry, cool, I used to I used to schedule the ads,
Speaker 2: which also suck dick.
Speaker 8: Okay, oh well we both do that, so thanks for
Speaker 8: insinuating that's a negative thing to do.
Speaker 4: We're very good at it.
Speaker 10: I do as well.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, true, actually not a lesbian.
Speaker 4: But you're right, Mitch, I had to deliver because I'm
Speaker 4: on breakfast. Sorry to bring up mine.
Speaker 2: I don't do it.
Speaker 4: Sorry to bring up my breakfast. Oh you don't like it, mate,
Speaker 4: I don't enjoy getting it, Mitch doesn't either.
Speaker 6: What I don't enjoy? What are we talking about? Oral
Speaker 6: sex here?
Speaker 2: Receiving?
Speaker 4: But it's not our favorite thing.
Speaker 9: No, it's not like I know some people really love
Speaker 9: a good gobby, but it's like not my favorite.
Speaker 4: Same not for me. It's too much going on.
Speaker 2: You're right, is it? Because the person doing it's not
Speaker 2: good though, And it's just frustrating because it's like you
Speaker 2: don't possibly, Yeah, I don't like giving it. Anyone who
Speaker 2: says they do, I think is lying. I enjoy the
Speaker 2: like other person enjoying it. That's at the same time
Speaker 2: that's overshadowed by.
Speaker 10: How much I'm hating it. Like I'm more, I care.
Speaker 2: More about myself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't you?
Speaker 2: Oh god, I just said like i'd be a treat.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you sound like a real prices it be a
Speaker 9: boss bitch in there.
Speaker 4: Don't call me daddy, and I'm not sucking you.
Speaker 2: You call me.
Speaker 6: That's great.
Speaker 4: Gena say before the sounds like sea, that's all?
Speaker 2: Can we get that sort and you know, okay, it's
Speaker 2: just called the RM base of R and B horn
Speaker 2: or something horn.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'll go to the edge before every fucking
Speaker 4: song the edges.
Speaker 2: Like, no, that's club edge.
Speaker 9: It's getting a bit chilly in my room. Sorry, don't.
Speaker 9: My man's gonna put a jump on.
Speaker 4: Six ninety six minutes add free, which is not real.
Speaker 2: He's putting a jumper on.
Speaker 4: It's Mitchell's got everyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, want to be young. You're saying it's twenty eight
Speaker 2: to great and here you are in it.
Speaker 4: I'm in the studio, which is fucking Can you say,
Speaker 4: let's go, let's go?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, keep it more, bro Okay, you need to
Speaker 2: be more oie, you know you know what I mean.
Speaker 12: Okay, Jill, Okay, this is like the Madagascar.
Speaker 10: More What song is this?
Speaker 2: It kind of sounds like.
Speaker 4: Who's calling me?
Speaker 8: If you call me again, I will find Sam from Indian.
Speaker 4: Sam from the NBN.
Speaker 6: I'm back. What have I missed?
Speaker 4: I'm Mitch.
Speaker 2: Mich gonna call from someone? And I could have sworn
Speaker 2: they said, Hello, it's Sam from Indy.
Speaker 4: Said hey, it's Sam from the nb N, and that went,
Speaker 4: Oh is that Sam from Indian?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it's your internet playing up to No,
Speaker 6: it was.
Speaker 2: It was a fake, one of those fake ones.
Speaker 4: Told again, hunt him down.
Speaker 2: I had a big beef with Sam's back.
Speaker 6: As in our contraceptive dia. Yeah, and I didn't know
Speaker 6: he left.
Speaker 4: Can we here?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 3: Sam?
Speaker 4: What why are you back?
Speaker 14: My keyring broke and my house key is not on it.
Speaker 9: Oh wait, Mitch, I don't think that's recording properly. Did
Speaker 9: he say he lost his house key?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 13: It is either falling out of the back pocket.
Speaker 2: How far did you get? Wait? Can you hear me
Speaker 2: when I push this? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Fuck?
Speaker 4: You've got air tags, don't you know?
Speaker 13: But it's like the air tag I have. It's just
Speaker 13: the keyring the.
Speaker 10: Key, so the air tag's irrelevant.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck?
Speaker 2: How far did you get?
Speaker 4: How far did you get home?
Speaker 14: I got to the train station. So if I find
Speaker 14: it in the next hour grade, If not, I'm falling
Speaker 14: a lot.
Speaker 2: To At least you're tracking your key ring.
Speaker 13: That's very true.
Speaker 14: Yeah, if it is in the studio, a quick look,
Speaker 14: I'll have a look.
Speaker 2: But did you trace your steps coming back from the thing?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Operation fine, Sam's should I go have a quick gee key?
Speaker 5: I'm looking around the desk.
Speaker 16: Oh my god, what's you're there searching?
Speaker 6: I can see that.
Speaker 9: So we've already retraced his step from the train station
Speaker 9: back to the radio station. Correct, And at some stage
Speaker 9: between point A and B, the key's gone missing in
Speaker 9: the backpack where it could have just fallen at the bottom.
Speaker 4: I'm sure he's checked that.
Speaker 6: Well, you just never know, because he's a man, Mitchell.
Speaker 8: Sam, if you checked your backpack at the bottom.
Speaker 4: Very true. I forget that he's a straight man.
Speaker 5: There's so much I wouldn't be there, No.
Speaker 8: He said, wouldn't be there, And you know what means,
Speaker 8: I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard if in an hour
Speaker 8: he goes.
Speaker 9: With so much confidence, wouldn't be there. Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 9: trying to help.
Speaker 4: Play agree, don't you think pants It's a great film.
Speaker 4: Steve Martin. Beyonce is in it, isn't it?
Speaker 6: In black and white?
Speaker 4: No, that's the original and sixth version.
Speaker 8: That was when Beyonce's dad was still managing her and
Speaker 8: he would put her.
Speaker 7: In every Yeah, because she was in Austin Power's Gold.
Speaker 8: And Beyonce now doesn't even do press, she doesn't even
Speaker 8: put into stories, and she was in the fucking Austin
Speaker 8: Powers Field.
Speaker 4: Yes, on, that's back. Did you find the detective? Sit
Speaker 4: down and talk as if you're a detective and say
Speaker 4: what the update is.
Speaker 2: It's Sergeant Natalie Penfold here from the North Ryde Police station.
Speaker 10: We've had a report from one Samuel Vallens.
Speaker 2: He's misplaced his key to believe that the keys to
Speaker 2: his house are no progressions in the case. I can see.
Speaker 5: Detective big kill.
Speaker 6: Opposite down, opposite down down.
Speaker 4: That's such a shame. Oh dear, the police alarm going off.
Speaker 2: Shot, I got a scare, I got a fry.
Speaker 8: You know what, We're not going to be able to
Speaker 8: get this fucking key. I'm gonna have to take a break.
Speaker 3: Wus FM time say the traffic.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's been an accident on the M four someone
Speaker 2: someone's run off the road.
Speaker 4: All right, left across the shopper, Jenna.
Speaker 2: A monotone. We're crossing live to Central station.
Speaker 10: Mitch Cherry, what's happening.
Speaker 2: Well, it's Ally in the train station.
Speaker 15: Yeah, to celebrate the launch of the new Nimbus.
Speaker 9: Wait, Mitch, did I ever tell you that when I
Speaker 9: was doing my like media course when I first moved
Speaker 9: to Sydney. I'm pretty sure I remember applying for a
Speaker 9: traffic reporter job because it was the only thing going
Speaker 9: at the time.
Speaker 6: I had to send in a demo.
Speaker 9: I reckon if I looked hard enough, I could find
Speaker 9: it for next week.
Speaker 6: My traffic reporter demo.
Speaker 4: My god, yes, that's brilliant.
Speaker 8: You know what I could bring first ever radio break
Speaker 8: if we want. Yeah, I have them because I was saving.
Speaker 4: They Oh you know what, Yes, yes they were. It
Speaker 4: was just I was such a kid and I was
Speaker 4: speaking a million miles an hour and my voice was.
Speaker 1: So high pitch.
Speaker 6: I'm right here.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Sorry, I did actually sound a bit coombsish. It
Speaker 4: was bad, I got I was.
Speaker 8: I would talk so much on radio when I first
Speaker 8: started that the bosses would get my audio and they
Speaker 8: would edit it down in an editing price is this
Speaker 8: is what you need to say, what shift to we on?
Speaker 4: Like just Kiss weekends?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 5: He got it?
Speaker 4: Where was it?
Speaker 13: Literally underneath this desk? You have no idea how theyful?
Speaker 8: I am.
Speaker 13: I'm just gonna have a little lie.
Speaker 6: Down, go home, honey, you deserve it.
Speaker 13: That's actually a key for the Kiss cash car.
Speaker 4: Imagine does that mean he wins the car?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 6: Shit, way, Mitch?
Speaker 1: Yeah, can you ask.
Speaker 9: I know that there's a rule that radio station staff
Speaker 9: can't win competitions or anyone they live with, But what
Speaker 9: about former radio station staff? What if I called through
Speaker 9: for like pop quick or some shit, would they even
Speaker 9: put me through?
Speaker 8: Hetho Miich wants to know that now if he's no
Speaker 8: longer a Kiss employee, can he technically win Kiss prizes
Speaker 8: or is there a calling off period now that he's
Speaker 8: still like a couple months out.
Speaker 13: Well, technically you can, but I don't like him very much.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 9: The truth comes out now that I'm not there. I
Speaker 9: thought we were mates that whole time we work together. Petho,
Speaker 9: your piece of shit. I can't hear, but furious, oh god, attention?
Speaker 13: Is he talking about back to the rafters, back on
Speaker 13: Amazon Prime?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm actually going to be watching that as soon
Speaker 6: as I leave here.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Sam. I interviewed Hugh Sheridan. He said that he's
Speaker 8: the best season he's ever done out of anything, and I, buddy,
Speaker 8: believe it.
Speaker 6: No, it is?
Speaker 10: I finished it?
Speaker 2: Is it good? Yeah?
Speaker 10: I've never watched that show.
Speaker 4: Where's the new Little Baby? Is she a little bitch?
Speaker 9: No, she's like ten now she's like they've made her
Speaker 9: really woke, Like she's the new Greta Thunburg, Like she
Speaker 9: does all these like protests.
Speaker 6: And like environmental.
Speaker 10: Yeah, do you know it's Greta Tunberg?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 4: Thanks for ruining that flow of great back to the
Speaker 4: rafters chat.
Speaker 9: So what if I'm like, oh, I'm just biting my tumbnail,
Speaker 9: that's not how you're saying, nail.
Speaker 4: You know that movie Spiky's the Villains what were they
Speaker 4: called tams.
Speaker 2: Would be the movie that Angelina Jolie start in and
Speaker 2: she was like salt anyway.
Speaker 13: It was.
Speaker 9: I get so scared during storms, all the lightning and thunder.
Speaker 6: Oh, it just really gives me a fright.
Speaker 2: Remember the old TV show is it what's it called
Speaker 2: the Thunderbirds?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Breaking news?
Speaker 2: Yes, there's doesn't what you missed the memo made he
Speaker 2: tried to do Typhoon and made it.
Speaker 6: No, it's gonna be a starting with.
Speaker 10: Tuberg.
Speaker 6: It's not too hard to remember, but.
Speaker 5: Can we?
Speaker 8: Guys, I'm mentally fried and Mitch, you know, once I
Speaker 8: hit that point, I'm as useful as a pam with
Speaker 8: no handle.
Speaker 2: As useless as a fart in a bottle.
Speaker 6: Well, maybe it's three against one. We want to stay,
Speaker 6: don't we, girls? I really want to stay.
Speaker 2: I don't know that I do. Never mind the Berg
Speaker 2: material I just gave you with my last run out
Speaker 2: of jokes on the joke Shore, I've got no more
Speaker 2: jokes my ghosts left. Sam was.
Speaker 6: Will we going on what it's up to you?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, cool?
Speaker 9: Mm hmmm they Thanks for listening, guys. We hope this
Speaker 9: podcast made you feel at least two percent better today.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, mit should be on that note. Should we
Speaker 4: talk about what's happening next week?
Speaker 6: Probably? Yes? You probably should have mentioned that.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: Why did I have to mention it because you locked
Speaker 6: the guest in.
Speaker 4: Yeah? True, he's my job.
Speaker 8: Guest booker, hit star and creator of one of the
Speaker 8: biggest songs in the world.
Speaker 4: Ti verdes Thai Verde Thai Verdes. No, you know the
Speaker 4: song that he sings.
Speaker 9: Hell, okay, our listeners would know that song. We played
Speaker 9: it on this podcast many times.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 9: That's where the whole two percent thing comes from. So
Speaker 9: Tivert is the man behind the song.
Speaker 6: On the show next week now of space I.
Speaker 4: Okay, you know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so this is basically our unofficial theme song, isn't it?
Speaker 6: Well it was, yeah, it was. We'll get the man
Speaker 6: behind the song on the show next week. But yeah,
Speaker 6: anyone who's wondering.
Speaker 9: We've had a few people right to us and say,
Speaker 9: why aren't you playing a Okay as your.
Speaker 6: Closing music anymore? Well, I'll yeah, I'll explain that in
Speaker 6: full next week as well.
Speaker 9: We'll put it this way. I hope you've chosen your
Speaker 9: court outfit, mitche.
Speaker 4: Yepant to explain the incident, yeap.
Speaker 9: Fortunately, we've got so much money to play with it,
Speaker 9: really much. Just about to say, did you lock in
Speaker 9: the third lawyer we interviewed on the fourth? Who are
Speaker 9: we going to go with the more expensive one?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what, we.
Speaker 8: Didn't even interviewing. But I'm glad he'll be good considering
Speaker 8: how much he charges.
Speaker 6: That's right, it's a bloody drop in the ocean when
Speaker 6: it comes to our bank.
Speaker 4: Acount, our pull, our kid is overflowing.
Speaker 9: Anyway, Tiberd is on the show next week. I'm in
Speaker 9: the studio back for Mitch's birthday. It's going to be
Speaker 9: fun and that's also going to be our last show
Speaker 9: for a couple of weeks, having a bit of time
Speaker 9: off after that, we'll take it.
Speaker 6: Back to the end of the year.
Speaker 8: Yep, we'll see you then, guys, thanking that penfole having
Speaker 8: with all you see you, Jenna.
Speaker 6: You could sound somewhat genuine, Natalie Hitch.
Speaker 8: Can you take the show out this week with the
Speaker 8: my song from Beethoven because it's my birthday next week?
Speaker 2: To get it remote?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Mozart, Yeah, most Art's magic magic Yeah, magic flute
Speaker 4: mag Yeah, So I can do that, all right? Hold think,
Speaker 4: oh thank you beautiful?
Speaker 5: All right, don't forget your rye pants. One photo with dye,
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 2: Please make yourself known to the guards on the world.
Speaker 9: Do you have little like those little photo booth props
Speaker 9: with your diet and like a little mustache jack three.
Speaker 4: Corky cut out a thick blonde wig, oh, Juliane more
Speaker 4: I didn't know you here, Hi Darlin, you instill Allas.
Speaker 5: Hooroo.
Speaker 4: Don't forget the berets on the way out. You can
Speaker 4: keep those two.
Speaker 6: Tata.
Speaker 12: Bye bye, goodbye, fare well, farewell, fairly well, very well, Tata,
Speaker 12: Thank you, Natalie, thank you.
Speaker 2: I said bye what I said bye?
Speaker 11: More time.
Speaker 2: I was shocked.
Speaker 12: You're in got you, you said, by count of your pigeon.
Speaker 12: There there.
Speaker 13: I do, I do, I do?
Speaker 6: Goodbye, farewell, see you next week, guys, bye bye?
Speaker 13: Is it just me?
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