WEBVTT - #85: Top Dog with Nat Penfold 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.160 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:06.920 Television legend Carrie Anne Kenney fell several meters from a 0:00:07.040 --> 0:00:09.680 trapeze while performing in the musical Pippot. 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:17.680 Sell The things that make more sense than others bring Pikes, nurseries, mercury, pikes, 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:24.160 p y k e s Hey, why I Hey, as 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:26.079 in kill hey, why. 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:27.960 Okay? 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:32.400 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood. 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:35.320 Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:35.840 a good child. 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:41.400 This is just a couple of mitches. 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:42.280 What about me? 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:43.920 Don't forget. 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:46.440 Now he is. 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:52.360 Michtulli and oh my god, welcome for eighty five Mitchell Combs. 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:55.520 Ah, don't tell me you've given up doing a little 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:57.040 rhyme at the start of every episode. 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:58.680 Yeah, because I couldn't think of. All I had was 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:00.000 por contrive and saydy five. 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:04.720 What about episode eighty five by your beehive? 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:07.119 Yeah, I was just say feeling alive at eighty five, 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:07.920 but thought that's not easy. 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:08.839 That what worked? 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:10.119 That would have worked? 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:11.080 I don't enjoy it. 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:11.200 Well. 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:12.360 Welcome to episode eighty. 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:15.360 Five, and also welcome to nat Penfold from the Edge 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:17.880 ninety six to one, joining us again this week, hind. 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:22.600 Tellen I think I've been on two episodes this season. 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:24.840 Yeah, you have actually too much. 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:27.080 It's almuch like we like you with something, and you've 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:29.760 just spent the whole week teaming up with Mitch over 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:32.200 here on the radio. You guys were feeling in for 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:32.840 Kyle and Jackie. 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:34.160 Oh, I've been Jackie for the week. 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:36.920 You've been Jackie doing the celeb gosfel I have, and 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:39.400 now you guys challenged me to something last week. 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:40.920 Which is actually why you're here. 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:44.120 So I said that she should do while she's on kids, 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:46.160 she should do what you've got to hustle, which is 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:49.800 trying to plug our podcast at any opportunity. So if 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:52.040 you've had the hide to show up in this week's 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:55.480 episode and you have not delivered, I'll be very cross 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:56.160 with you, Natalie. 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:58.800 So you better have done the challenge. We'll hear it later, right, Yeah, 0:01:58.800 --> 0:01:59.560 you're just gonna have to wait. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:02.320 Almost forgotten that. Anyway, We've got the audio, so we'll 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:05.200 play it later on in the show. Also, Price Keeper Genesee, Hello, Jenna. 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:13.400 Hi, Oh, I'm just not happy why she's here, Jenna? 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:16.320 What is it with you and our female guests? Every 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.720 time there's a male guest Mitch, have you noticed that 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:23.480 she basically fawns over them Jack Vigeon, Keenan Lonsdale. She 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:26.600 grovels at their knees, being like, you're amazing. 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:28.959 It's just the female ones we get. 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:30.040 So you record the. 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:34.040 Audio of en to edit you Why would you want 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:35.639 raw footage of Keenan lonesdown? 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:39.560 But then every time there's a woman here, Natalie Penfold, 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:41.680 Tony Lodge, whoever it is, Genesis, a little cow. 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:47.520 They're my two least favorite people, more probably you, I'm 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:47.799 the most. 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:50.920 Yeah, Jenna's like in prison. She wants to be the 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:52.120 top dog at all times. 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:53.640 Imagine Jenner in prison. 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:59.640 Jenna would turn no, j No, I just saw lightning 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:03.320 and Jeni. Imagine Jenny there and Elma press. Might you 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:04.960 just press your hand into a panini? 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:08.440 Yes, you've put Jenna in a coffin before. Why don't 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:11.360 you lock her up for a night, genius? 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.200 Yeah, I like where your heads at. Natalie. 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:16.800 We're trying to establish herself as the alpha in the prison. 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:18.519 I want to see this so bad. 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.919 We crossed to work periodically throughout the day, but every 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:22.880 time we call her it's. 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:26.839 Like look for a silver water prison like sit through 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:29.160 the whole process to talk to Jenna. 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:31.840 We were actually trying to think of something cooked to 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:34.200 do for the season finale at the end of this year, 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:36.200 because last year Jenna was in the coffin and we were. 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:37.440 Like, we what can we do with her this year? 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.720 Mitch shut down my brilliant idea. I thought it was great. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:43.640 I thought, for one day only, prize keeper Jenna could 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:46.080 become bee keeper Jenna and she just spends the whole 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:46.520 day and. 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:48.040 Be surmounded by a swarm of bees. 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:51.440 Yeah. I don't hate that, but that's also hard to 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:52.800 do in the studio. I want it. I want to 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:54.800 see it happen. The coffin was right where you want to. 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:55.000 You know. 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:57.000 I'm saying, we send her to some sort of bee 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:58.440 keeper sanctuary or whatever it. 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:00.160 Can be done remotely. Look at me, I'm doing it now. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:01.760 What did I say meet you? I can't remember. But 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:03.440 I had an idea as well that was shut down. 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:05.200 I know the one we landed on. We haven't even 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:08.920 told Jenny yet. We decided what we're going to do Jenna. 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:13.360 She'll do the whole show from a heated yoga studio. 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:16.680 Oh no, I will die. 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:19.440 You came up with that on Instagram live actually and yeah, you're. 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:22.240 Actually our first time telling Jenna my low blood pressure 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:23.080 will not cope. 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:26.039 Oh you'll be fine, Jennete. Think of the ratings, Jenna, 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:27.800 think of them. How you meet? 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:28.920 You're still at home by. 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:30.680 Dy Hell, it feels like you've been at home more 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:31.640 than you've been in studio. 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:32.560 Do you know what? 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:33.360 Yes? 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:36.080 How's this for a full circle moment? I haven't actually 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:36.839 told you this yet? 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:39.440 So the last time I was in studio was for 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:43.479 my birthday, which is late July, and I got the 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:44.520 email this morning. 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:47.200 I've been given clearance, Beakers. 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:49.279 I'll be double jab next week to be back in 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:53.200 studio for your birthday. Mitchell, how weeen? Is that late September? 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:54.920 I only took a few months, but I'm back, bitch 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:55.360 next week. 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:56.680 Oh my god, that's so exciting. 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:58.080 Yeah, i'll see you. 0:04:58.120 --> 0:04:58.280 Then. 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:02.000 I got the email, but Matt's been declined the shop. 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:04.400 Now we're gonna have to walk you out. 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:07.000 I just that just came through my life, being more 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:08.240 than happy to walk her out. 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:11.480 Yeah, Oh that's an old start email. Jenna's just been 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:12.960 made redundant. 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:19.159 Yourself, she begs to be reinstated. We'll even work here listen. 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:21.440 If it's your first time listening, this is it just me? 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:23.200 Every week we start the show the same way with 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:25.600 something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:27.640 Yet we bringing either just me. Each MAT's got one, 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:29.800 Usually we get Jenna to do one too. If we've 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:31.960 got a guest here, we may as well all do one. So, Jenna, 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:32.360 are you in? 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:32.760 Okay? 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:35.520 I can do it Mitch. To her credit, she always 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:36.440 does surprise us. 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:39.600 Jenna, Jenna, Oh, yeah, I know they're never dull. Oh, 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:41.200 we shouldn't talk it up now it will be no. 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:42.560 Is it just me? 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.000 Or do you like lukewarm water? 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:45.800 That was? 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:48.800 It's just you? I think that's Is it just me? 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:52.040 Or do you like the milk after you've finished fruit loops? 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:54.560 Or actually do it? 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:58.599 Or do you think pigeons would be lovely domesticated pets? 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:00.120 It's not just you. 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:01.520 I think they would. What's it? 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:02.600 What's the Jenna Igen? Wait? 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:02.839 Matt? 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:03.960 What do you think? What's the Jenaygen? 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:07.839 We've both given one because it's just me? 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:10.280 Is changing lanes really stressful? 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:13.359 It is? 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:16.359 She can't drive? 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:18.280 Who wants to go first with? 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:18.520 There? 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:19.640 Is it just I'm gonna go first? 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:22.760 Because mine is admittedly shocking, and it's just something that 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:24.400 I had just thought of in the kitchen this morning, 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:25.599 So I want to get her off my chest. 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:27.240 Yeah, go on, all right, let's begin. 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:30.200 Is it just me? 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:35.160 Do you get excited when you see your birthday on 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:37.200 the expiry date of a cart and of milk? 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:42.480 That's such a thrill. That's my birthday on my. 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:46.200 Pure But that's gonna ruin your bloody birthday. You wake 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:48.159 up first thing and you're like, oh, I have to 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:50.480 go get fucking milk MC coffee sour No. 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:52.560 But it's almost a benchmark because milk is like what 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:55.080 it's got like a maybe a nine ten day spiry limit. 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:56.920 So you're getting it on like the tenth of September 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.159 for me who's on the thirtieth, and you go, oh, 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.200 it's reminding me that my birthday's coming up, you know, 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.800 or even like something there's really long life milks they 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:05.920 get now where it's like August, it's September thirty and 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:07.960 it's like in July, and you're like, that s expies 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:08.720 on my birthday. 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:09.200 Gee. 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:11.559 It really is the little things for you, isn't it sad? 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:12.360 It's sad. 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.400 I was one I'm filling it up with water just 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:15.720 to have. 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:17.400 Doesn't that just sum up lockdown? 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:17.600 Though? 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:19.840 The most exciting thing that happened to me this week 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:22.320 I saw a carton of milk and I. 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:24.760 Was just beside myself. It made my day. 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:25.880 It's very sad. 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:28.960 Well, some other significant things have happened on your birthday, Mitch, 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:30.000 September thirty. 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:31.360 Right, yes, yeah, nineteen ninety five. 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:35.760 Yeah, in seventeen ninety one, Mozart's opera Magic Flute premier 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:36.280 in Vienna. 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:37.840 Janna would remember it a moment. 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:39.840 Oh, I remember the moment. 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:43.800 Can you look it up? I want to hear this. 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:45.360 Yeah? What am I googling? 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:50.040 The Magic mostly opera Magic Flute? It's your birthday song. 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:52.280 Oh you're right all right? 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:54.760 Your sounds busy. You talk while google. 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:58.080 Maddie zeg lies that how you're saying. 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:01.440 Oh that's the dance mum, that's the Sea of Dance girl. 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:06.240 Yep, she shares a birthday with you. It's about it. Really, 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:09.160 you haven't made the famous birthday section just quietly. 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.920 The magic Mozart. 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:15.840 Never mind, I found it, Mitch. You're taking too long. 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.000 I actually had it, to be honest, sir, Oh you 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:18.400 did it all. 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:19.720 I'm going to beat you to it. Here it is. 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:21.000 Here's your birthday song. 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:36.160 I haven't heard a flute so far, because what you 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:39.040 all hear when I enter a room? 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:41.400 Oh this here he is so light on his terms. 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:48.040 A feather enters the room with gorgeous hair, radiant body, 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:55.040 and a rolling bass tone. Illo. 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:57.000 Everyone, Welcome to my birthday evening. 0:08:58.200 --> 0:08:59.479 First course at six. 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:02.400 The quail eggs. 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:08.679 Side of caplessly extracted from the sturgeon. 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:11.719 And con on the Murray River. 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:14.760 Murray, of course, be my darling invited tonight, Welcome, urried, 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:19.800 take a seat silverwhere on the left, I pad on 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:20.240 the right. 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:20.800 Take it home? 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:26.479 Tablecloth is of course four thousand thread counted. 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:27.120 Gyptian of content. 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:32.160 Princess Diana, great to have you here. 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:37.880 N is here shifting shifting Diana, And of course your 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:39.160 energy requirements were sent through. 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:41.880 How can she eat? 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:42.720 She'll be eating? 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:45.160 Then, don't drive home? 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:49.240 Time get no, take the tunnel. 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:53.480 Now I'm curious with Princess Diana buried or cremated? 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:54.640 Does he have an. 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:58.480 I'll look it up. Okay. 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:02.480 The one time now that there's a threat to Jenna's 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:05.200 top dog position, the one time she's trying to be helpful. 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:08.319 Jenna in the prison, I'll do it. 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:10.440 Back off, bitch, she's so stupid. 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:15.440 Found it okay. 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:18.920 Princess Diana is buried at the grounds of her childhood home. 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:20.800 Oh there you go to the floor in your story, 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:21.240 Mitch Owe. 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:26.360 Thanks Jenna, Sam has mogo Sam. 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:29.840 Yeah, apparently there is a running conspiracy theory that that's 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:32.520 not true and she's actually been secretly cremated. 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:35.680 Oh running that conspiracy theory? 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:38.840 Is it just shameful to be to be cremated? 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:39.160 Yes? 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:42.480 Well, I would like to add to that Times report 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:47.240 that rumors on diana burial have been dismissed. She is 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:51.840 buried at the Spencer family estate at our Thorpe. 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:54.720 See that's what you believe it me and they married 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:57.760 the virgin in the family crypt in the parish church. 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:00.920 Fuck me. It's battle of the good googlers today, Mitch. 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:05.199 But did you know that her funerals took place on Saturday, 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:07.760 the sixth of September nineteen ninety seven. Her coffin was 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:10.200 transported from Kensington Palace to Abby. 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:13.280 I did not know that. Thank you, Natalie. 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:16.240 You can only visit at certain times during twenty twenty one. 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:17.520 It's a very difficult time with COVID. 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:23.800 Now Philip walked behind the coffin to support his grandsons 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:24.760 even though they weren't together. 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:28.160 Did you also know that Diana doesn't have a headstone? 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:28.720 Why not? 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:30.160 We will google that? 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:30.560 Why not? 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:32.600 It's only to do with the lead coffin that she 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:33.120 was buried. 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:35.280 Are you're making that up? Is that true? 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:40.199 Princess Princess Harry cried at the funeral. Princess Harry was 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:43.559 traumatic for him and the difficulty he felt watching her 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:44.000 made out. 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:45.480 Now I haven't even googled anything. 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:47.960 She's just thinking, No, it's just my knowledge from the crown. 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:50.840 Do we actually know why she doesn't have a headstone? 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:51.520 That seems odd. 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:54.000 Jane will do it, brother said. 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:56.400 Diana did not want to be cremated, meaning she could 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:59.559 not be buried in her family tombs due to safety concerns. 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:02.760 So she's got this big it's not at headstone. It's 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:05.040 just a bowl on top of a brick. 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:07.720 A bowl on top of a brick. 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:09.280 Yeah right, Oh my god. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:12.319 They've been four attempts to break into Princess Diana's grave 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:13.559 in the last twenty years. 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:14.360 You're kidding. 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:16.160 Oh, that's why there's no headsign she wants to be 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:16.679 a mystery. 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:18.520 Oh, they don't want everyone to know where she is. 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:20.320 All makes sense. 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:23.439 Well, she's at Mitch's birthday dinner apparently, yes, head of 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:23.960 a table. 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:27.880 Anyway, where were we? 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:28.280 Fuck? 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:30.040 I think that was your ogym and it just kept 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:31.400 going the back of milk? 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:34.320 Yeah, all right, whose gym is next? 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:35.600 Should I go? Or one of the ladies? 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:37.200 You should go? Mitch? It should be us? And then 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:38.679 the drags? 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:41.080 All right, Well mine's kind of about Jenna anyway, so 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:43.800 let's get into it. 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:45.000 Is it just me? 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:50.400 Is this woman that I'm about to play exactly what 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:52.720 our Jenna would be like if she was the news reporter? 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:55.240 Okay, so I'll play it. 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:57.719 But you know how Jenna can get quite frazzled and 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:02.400 a bit whimpery under the slightest amount out of pressure. Well, 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:05.040 there's a reporter called Grace Evans. She was in the 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:07.760 middle of a ten news update and all the lighting 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:10.360 in the studio malfunction just went to black. So she's 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:14.160 sitting in total darkness. Listen to how well she didn't cope. 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:18.120 Good afternoon, I'm Grace Evans with your local ten news update, 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:25.240 A magnitude six earthquake has left. Oh, oh my god, 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:27.760 I'm stressed. 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:34.120 Oh my god, it's genuinely the apocalypse. 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:37.160 I cannot I'm gonna cry. 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:41.040 Okay, yeah, that would be Jenna. 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:43.800 Wouldn't it say that to someone in Syria at the moment? 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:48.200 This is the apocalypse? Is it very dramatic? 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:51.280 It was very dramatic. But that's exactly how Jenna would cope. 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:53.760 Imagine if all of our mics just suddenly malfunctioned, what 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:56.640 would Jenna do? 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:59.079 Don't don't put it in complete? 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:06.760 No? Please, I'm stressing. No, don't, no, please, don't do 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:12.440 this please no, don't do it even more? No, no, 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:13.240 put it back on. 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:16.960 We're back. 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:18.679 Oh my heart is beating very fast. 0:14:18.679 --> 0:14:22.840 We'll have to feel silent, j with whimpers. 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:26.600 Now on the flip side, Jenna, here's an example of 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:28.720 how to really keep your cool on air. 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:29.920 Okay, take notes. 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:34.760 There's a reporter in Melbourne for Channel nine called Alicia Loxley. 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:36.520 She got vaccinated while on air. 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:38.960 I am taking the chance to roll up my sleeve 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:41.080 and get the astroseneka. 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:43.800 Jab So here we go, ready to go, Yeah already, 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:45.440 we'll make it nice and quick for you all at home. 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:48.560 Just for your shoulders shop sting. 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:52.680 There we go easy? Is that? 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:55.160 And that is our special edition of Melbourne's Afternoon News. 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:56.640 We'll have more on the day's top stories in. 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.360 Nineties and six. Thanks for joining us. 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:01.320 You need to find that lollipop now, why don't I 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:02.360 see you next time? 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:04.520 How does she do that? 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:06.720 That was timed out to the news jingle as well, 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:07.160 wasn't it. 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:09.320 Oh that was the most impressive part that it was 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:11.359 like completely timed out perfect. 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:13.560 Say that I did that this week on the Breakfast 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:16.120 show and get vaccinine. 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:17.920 This was a hook because. 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:19.440 Sam was producing the show and thatat was doing own 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:22.440 news and right before NAT's celeb News, we come out 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:24.360 of the news which is live and they go here 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:26.840 on kiss you know, it's now back to Mitch Jury. 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:28.880 And then I speak and there's like I do like 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:31.880 a ten second awesome, Hey, this is the celeb news. 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.360 Nat will tell us in full after this song done, 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:37.520 and the news guy went and I didn't realize that 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:40.360 I had a thirty second intro on a song. 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:42.600 Oh so you're used to filling ten seconds? 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:45.720 He went, Now back to Mitch Jury. Now it's Spring 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:49.840 Breakfast all right? Thanks Sean, Yes, Kim Kardashian has revealed 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.640 she is getting divorced from Kanye. 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:56.360 And then I realized, so Nat had her own new stories. 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:58.840 He just read the whole thing, read every one of them. 0:15:59.120 --> 0:15:59.800 I went, yep. 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:04.560 Also, Neila Curis is in a new movie. And fine, wow, 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:08.680 finally we have breaking news about the theft at the Louver. 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:12.040 Was it Doug Cameron or was it Burt Newton? 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:13.000 I'll tell you next. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:15.000 It was Burt Newton. 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:18.560 This morning here a kiss so and then the slender 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:23.120 Matt just had to do it all again. 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:25.720 You've just spoiled all of her news stories. 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:28.560 Oh god, what else can I had to feel? 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:32.600 Anyway, Yeah, that was it, Mitch. There was this one 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:35.840 morning that I was watching Studio ten and Maggie Beer 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:38.320 celeb chef was on doing a cross from her kitchen, 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:40.360 and quite clearly they left it late in the day 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:41.960 because it was right before the show finished. 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:43.160 They probably said, Maggie. 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:45.120 We've got like a three minute cross to you cook 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:46.880 some food, tell us how you did it, and then 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:48.600 we're good. They must have run out of time because 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:50.960 they had twenty seconds with Maggie, so she'd prepared her 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:51.680 whole kitchen. 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:53.000 They crossed to Maggie. 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:55.400 She was like, yes, we're here at the Festival of 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:58.000 Food this month in Adelaide. It is such a great 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:00.720 place to be in the awesome Maggie, thank you so much. 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:01.440 We gotta go. 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:03.880