Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: You know what I used to spruit cool.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm in Germany right now. Evil has
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Speaker 3: Morning, It's the Christian O'Connell Show. Wainstem one, Good morning,
Speaker 3: Jackie Boy, Morning guys, welcome back.
Speaker 4: Patsycome back, Patty guys, good to be back.
Speaker 3: What'sn't the same without you? Last two days we've missed
Speaker 3: you and we're clownd you back on the show. Patsy,
Speaker 3: Oh thank you.
Speaker 4: That's very kind. That's probably where the kindness will stop at,
Speaker 4: say at six oh seven and sixteen.
Speaker 3: Where's the love, Patsy?
Speaker 2: Why can come back that the arms, hands are already
Speaker 2: up by the chain. You're ready to do right, don't
Speaker 2: need to come back. Jack and I are literally opening
Speaker 2: our heart.
Speaker 3: You're the one turning up right now. You'll bring in
Speaker 3: You're bringing whatever that energy is Patsy, And the last
Speaker 3: two days listeners have called in saying there's been a
Speaker 3: super Bowl of love coming out the radio. Don't be
Speaker 3: like the bringing that witch energy back to the show.
Speaker 3: Just because you made a strange sports story about a
Speaker 3: player practicing, as if it's like news. Yeah, in footy,
Speaker 3: maybe kick it a bit during the week between games.
Speaker 2: Guys, Higgins is a secret goal kicking pressure on the front.
Speaker 4: Page which they need to do something after that performance?
Speaker 2: Well, so much shouldell essident to practice? I don't think
Speaker 2: they actually know that.
Speaker 3: You're allowed, Jackie boy, how is that baby human going?
Speaker 3: Had a shucker last night? Did you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Up in the middle of the night with added explosion?
Speaker 3: And can you you smell it in that in the house,
Speaker 3: don't you? I don't know what it is about. Poop
Speaker 3: in the night, right, poop in the nighte us Frank
Speaker 3: Snucher's strangers and it really I don't because there's no
Speaker 3: weather smells for to compete with all smells go to sleep,
Speaker 3: but any you can smell dogmuk and you're like, oh god,
Speaker 3: the whole house is only one hundred percent dogmunk. Now
Speaker 3: no oxygen. You're right.
Speaker 2: Actually I've learnt to sleep through the crying, but I
Speaker 2: can't sleep for the smell.
Speaker 3: You actually think of first, why did I crap the bed?
Speaker 3: Crap myself?
Speaker 2: So we're up in the middle of the night, we're
Speaker 2: soaking the clothes in the sink, in the bathroom sink.
Speaker 2: The worst bit is, though, by the time you get
Speaker 2: him to bed, and it was three am by the
Speaker 2: time he's back in the days, the days days beginning.
Speaker 2: So I'm put my head down at three point fifteen,
Speaker 2: and they go, Okay, at least I'm going to get
Speaker 2: some sleep. Thank you, thank you, as I'm going to sleep,
Speaker 2: and did your brain ever do this where it goes,
Speaker 2: I might just do some life admin before we fall.
Speaker 3: When I'm lying here, like that's gonna send you into sleep,
Speaker 3: you start rearranging you to do this, don't you. Maybe
Speaker 3: I'll do that at ten then drive to that place elever.
Speaker 2: So my mind was going, I was just thinking, we
Speaker 2: haven't called anybody about the leak in the chimney. It's like, brain,
Speaker 2: come on, we can't do this down.
Speaker 3: We're not doing this down. And then you're all weight
Speaker 3: because then obviously your emotions kicking about the stress of that,
Speaker 3: and there's no way and the instant I stopped doing
Speaker 3: the mass until I'm getting up in forty eight minutes,
Speaker 3: I could get a pretty good night's sleep. Crowned into
Speaker 3: forty eight minutes and to be writer's rain in the
Speaker 3: morning exactly, they might say, you, actually, who is get
Speaker 3: up and to start the bloody day. I should have
Speaker 3: been just send an email or texta guy going I
Speaker 3: expecting you to respond now. But hey about that.
Speaker 2: Leak, because as we're approaching my alarm going off in
Speaker 2: the four hour, my brain's still going, I'm just thinking,
Speaker 2: we haven't really organized Mother's day.
Speaker 3: What are we doing for Mother's Day? Brain?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, man, those wide awake in the dark thoughts
Speaker 3: are terrifying, aren't they.
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Speaker 3: Patsy, what's been going on home the last couple of
Speaker 3: days for you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we've been busy. My poor old dad he's
Speaker 4: been in and out of hospital, which happens, you know
Speaker 4: when you get older. And he had some heart troubles
Speaker 4: this time. So he's got a pacemaker in so he's
Speaker 4: a big new bionic man.
Speaker 3: That is incredible. I remember a friend of my dad's,
Speaker 3: one of his best friends, was the first man's ever
Speaker 3: pacemaker fitted in the UK. This was in the eighties
Speaker 3: when it was a very new pioneering operation doing it
Speaker 3: went on for I don't know ten to twelve hours,
Speaker 3: and I remember it was like front page news, and
Speaker 3: it was like news all over the world that a
Speaker 3: machine was being fitted in somebody's unt was Now, perhaps
Speaker 3: I think it's actually quite a quick procedure.
Speaker 4: Isn't It's very quick under in under sixty.
Speaker 3: Minutes, Kidna, I didn't know that under an hour?
Speaker 4: Under an hour? What's phenomenal?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like in out it's could kind of drive through.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he'll be home today.
Speaker 2: They must be titysome Now the actual thing they insert,
Speaker 2: whereas in the eighties is probably the size of a
Speaker 2: game boy.
Speaker 3: Now it was the size of a lot of those
Speaker 3: big old sort of commodore sort of first that had
Speaker 3: to shrink ten scientists to actually live in your heart,
Speaker 3: pulling leaves and valves to get the heart going when
Speaker 3: it comes home.
Speaker 4: Apparently there's this little box that has to like sip
Speaker 4: beside his bed.
Speaker 3: I said to Mum, you mean like a modem. Don't
Speaker 3: unplug that. I need a make a phone call. I
Speaker 3: got a hoover the room. I need to take one
Speaker 3: of these sockets out.
Speaker 4: Mom can't even send a text.
Speaker 3: And I said to her, well, in case it says
Speaker 3: it's hot, said, I wonder it's only sixteen minutes. Where
Speaker 3: have you had it done? Some backstreet place? Well, we're
Speaker 3: a vets, but we could give you the last time
Speaker 3: we did it was a little ship too, But I
Speaker 3: guess we could try human hearts are heart right? Bring
Speaker 3: him around the back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so he's got this box that he has to
Speaker 4: I said to mom, so like, if you go to
Speaker 4: the shops, does that have to come with him? And
Speaker 4: she said, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I need to check that. You don't know you were overseeing.
Speaker 3: This is like the director of the the last couple
Speaker 3: of days. They need to just stay really go back there.
Speaker 4: You don't know it'll be right, well sorted. But it
Speaker 4: was quite funny sitting at the hospital. So Audrey and
Speaker 4: Chris had to batch for themselves sort of how the.
Speaker 3: Hell did they go without you? Because you literally hold
Speaker 3: that whole family together.
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 4: I'm the prime in is true of that house.
Speaker 2: You're you're their box that sits on the night stand.
Speaker 3: Way just referred to Patsy Chris to put that in
Speaker 3: the mother to take off black box. We must never
Speaker 3: unplug you.
Speaker 4: But you know, Chris is quite a good cook. But
Speaker 4: he obviously couldn't be fagged because I kept getting these
Speaker 4: alerts of uber excuse.
Speaker 5: Me what.
Speaker 4: Uber eats alerts on my phone of what they've been ordered.
Speaker 3: Reminds your language be bothered cooking, she've been off direction
Speaker 3: has They're still in the language of the fifties. It's okay,
Speaker 3: Tom sawy and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: It's been a tough few days, so they've been hammering
Speaker 4: the Uber Eats ap and I keep getting the alerts.
Speaker 3: It's like what it set up? Where when the kids
Speaker 3: do that? When my wife and I are I see
Speaker 3: all the deliveries, it's like nandos.
Speaker 4: I must really like those chicken wings.
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Speaker 3: and it was also my wife. Someone spotted my wife
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Speaker 3: whatever you're going to do to get through the day. Kids.
Speaker 3: L all right, Lates of BARTI the Home of your emails. Yesterday,
Speaker 3: Patsy on the show, we had some great stories about
Speaker 3: family secrets that you discovered. When I was back home
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago, I found out love to
Speaker 3: my dad trained to be a priest, Patsy. I had
Speaker 3: no idea about this for five months and then quit
Speaker 3: when he realized you couldn't have a girlfriend and that
Speaker 3: was the end of Catholicism and being a priest. It
Speaker 3: was like na, So that screwed that. So we're took
Speaker 3: about family secrets. You had some amazing stories yesterday. Here's
Speaker 3: one from Anne. A couple of years ago, my cousin
Speaker 3: in Greece sent me a photo of my father at
Speaker 3: a wedding and asked who the bride was. I told
Speaker 3: her that it was mom and Dad's wedding, and she said, no,
Speaker 3: that's not his wife. After a bit of investigation we
Speaker 3: found out there was his first wife and they had
Speaker 3: two sons. Apparently my dad left Greece and it lis
Speaker 3: to start a new family here in Australia. In the
Speaker 3: early nineteen fifties. I contacted my cousin in Melbourne. She
Speaker 3: confirmed that my parents' marriage was my dad's second marriage.
Speaker 3: My parents told everyone that, but my sister and me. Oh,
Speaker 3: that it's incredible what families do. My dad's first wife
Speaker 3: was wealthy and owned coffee plantations. Now I know why
Speaker 3: you're digging around money in the old family tree. You say,
Speaker 3: I don't want to judge dad, and just cut me
Speaker 3: on some of that action. I do remember seeing photos
Speaker 3: of too well to do little boys in Greece. Oh,
Speaker 3: now my sixties. Dad passed away in twenty twenty years ago,
Speaker 3: so I guess his first wife will be deceased too.
Speaker 3: Such a long time ago. I guess my steps Mama
Speaker 3: State has already gone and has already starting all the
Speaker 3: what could have been Christian Jack and pats This is interesting,
Speaker 3: right James has spelled Patsy pat instead of the s
Speaker 3: a Z At the end, I'd like you know, you
Speaker 3: see some pretentious people now on Instagram signing like an
Speaker 3: autograph one of their arm Instagram post. You think, wow, oh,
Speaker 3: you're just letting us know that really comes from you
Speaker 3: rather one of your your team. I'd like to see
Speaker 3: you signing off everything now, Patsy Patsy with a Z
Speaker 3: on Instagram. Yeah, Christian, I heard you listen to I
Speaker 3: was listening to show yesterday, Jack talking about songs guarantee
Speaker 3: to work, tried and tested to calm here a crime,
Speaker 3: baby down. As a father three, I've been through all
Speaker 3: sorts of screaming kids. The trick is not what you
Speaker 3: think you should play, but what the baby would have
Speaker 3: heard in the womb. You need to start playing that again.
Speaker 3: That's what they used to do when everything was calm
Speaker 3: and easy. So Jack, what was missus post listening to
Speaker 3: over the last nine months? That's some James right point.
Speaker 2: I've still got my Spotify playlist I made for the
Speaker 2: birthing sweat thing.
Speaker 3: Jack Johnson on a piece slow and soft and no
Speaker 3: one wants to slow and soft anything to they don't answer,
Speaker 3: wasn't a question. Don't call him, Christian. The best solution
Speaker 3: for stopping Baby Gordon crying in the car is hearing
Speaker 3: his dad sing directly to him.
Speaker 2: I've tried that he hates more than the songs you're.
Speaker 3: Not putting on your album. Release the sounds. But does
Speaker 3: Jack the dad have the energy to sing from to
Speaker 3: twenty minutes for the car journey? Christian? When my daughter
Speaker 3: was born, I had pre prepared a recording of myself singing,
Speaker 3: that's so funny, that's such a good idea, and then
Speaker 3: put it on repeat and just nestle the phone next
Speaker 3: to the bubbs Carsie work to treat. Having done the
Speaker 3: acoustic versions of the songs, maybe Jack could do this, Jane,
Speaker 3: that's a great idea. What do you reckon? Jack?
Speaker 2: I actually liked that idea because it's like parent wants
Speaker 2: well for twenty minutes and then take the rest of
Speaker 2: the year up.
Speaker 3: Yes, there you go, and Charlotte Christian listened to songs
Speaker 3: and what works to sue they crying baby? I had
Speaker 3: my daughter four days ago. What calms her down and
Speaker 3: sends her back to a deep sleeper was listening to
Speaker 3: the podcast. I'm not sure that's thing that that is
Speaker 3: not a I know you meant good intentions with that,
Speaker 3: but that's a backhanded compliment.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: First thing I do when I get into the studio
Speaker 3: in the morning is I read through all the text
Speaker 3: messages that this radio stations received after the breakfast show.
Speaker 3: It's normally about three. This is amazing. Just came in
Speaker 3: yesterday afternoon at three o'clock. So yesterday, just so we're
Speaker 3: all up, the speed was Tuesday, right, Tuesday is several
Speaker 3: days after last Friday, isn't it. We can all agree
Speaker 3: on that. So there was Friday, there was Saturday, there
Speaker 3: was Sunday, and then then suddenly you in Tuesday. Friday
Speaker 3: is quite a few days ago, isn't it. Hi? Are
Speaker 3: you eatable to do with the name of the song
Speaker 3: you played last Friday at three thirty? It was around
Speaker 3: three thirty. Were trying to find out we would have
Speaker 3: it played our wedding sounded night, Anna Smith, it isn't.
Speaker 3: Thank you regard Bobby.
Speaker 2: Well, we should do the investigating.
Speaker 3: We've kind of find out I want to find out
Speaker 3: for Bobby he Reckons. It was around three thirty sounded
Speaker 3: like Aerosmith, but isn't to be really honest, listen again
Speaker 3: at three thirty odds on, it'd be exactly the same song.
Speaker 3: That's how commercial radio works, Bobby. We're looking into it
Speaker 3: for your game right now. Then we're only up the
Speaker 3: lines on nine four one one oh four three. Just
Speaker 3: like Charlotte and a four day old baby. We are
Speaker 3: aware that most of the time we are on in
Speaker 3: the background, you're doing stuff. Some of you are really
Speaker 3: at work, some of you are trying to summon up
Speaker 3: the energy. Might be lying in bed right now, willing
Speaker 3: yourselves to put one for out the bed, then another
Speaker 3: and begin the day. There are various things going on
Speaker 3: one list. We're chuntering on the background. So we just
Speaker 3: want to know the answer to the question what are you?
Speaker 3: Just tell us what you are doing right now? Nine
Speaker 3: four one four one o four three. That's it. Nothing else.
Speaker 3: Don't add an email to it to seemly say, be honest,
Speaker 3: whatever he is doing right now? Pause it's like a polaroid,
Speaker 3: and then describe the scene. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 3: It might be googling something, whatever it is, we want
Speaker 3: to hear about it. Some of the more interesting ones.
Speaker 3: I have some amazing prizes I brought in today. Yesterday
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Speaker 3: couple of weeks ago. Was an old to do list
Speaker 3: from over two years ago. And on there was to
Speaker 3: chase up from around about this this time in twenty twenty,
Speaker 3: ahead of my daughter's then sixteenth birthday. You know, we
Speaker 3: got this fat cat Larry. I wanted to get her
Speaker 3: a mug with his fat face on it, so I
Speaker 3: ordered ten of them and they never arrived.
Speaker 2: Oh the pandemic. Everybody's been a little bit behind two though.
Speaker 3: It is a long time not to chase. Hey about
Speaker 3: those mugs, all right? They were very good. They went,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah, those marsh all right, we are you.
Speaker 3: I ordered ten of them. I don't know why I
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Speaker 3: I've given them to the kids and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Here they are. I have five. Can't even fill the
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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: It's the Christian O'Connell Show, where we just asked you
Speaker 3: this morning, the simple question. All we wanted to do
Speaker 3: is to answer, what are you up to right now? Christian?
Speaker 3: Right now, this moment, I'm reading a book about monsters. Peter.
Speaker 3: I'm curious. I want to find out more. Christian. I'm
Speaker 3: counting kegs in the cellar a pub and Corln good work.
Speaker 3: Keep it up, Christian. I'm trying to make the bed
Speaker 3: with a sleeping cats on it who will not be moved? Allerdson, Christian,
Speaker 3: I'm sanding a bull bar. I'm ordering a coffee at
Speaker 3: Macha's drive through in Croydon. Enjoy Johnny by Christiana won
Speaker 3: my twenty third lap around the oval. All right, Bobby,
Speaker 3: big bulls, but no goal kicking practicingly because it's illegal.
Speaker 3: That's from Johnny boy. Christian. What am I doing right
Speaker 3: now driving home from the gym, trying to driving home
Speaker 3: from the dreams Cha seven, trying to fend off a migraine,
Speaker 3: becoming obsessed with a cockroach that won't get outside of
Speaker 3: my window. That's from Sarah Creig. Good morning, Greg, Greg.
Speaker 6: Hello, there you going?
Speaker 5: I'm going Greg, Greg?
Speaker 3: What are you up to right now?
Speaker 6: I'm driving damn well, now I'm driving damn now and
Speaker 6: see if Gipsway and Highway. Going to get a second
Speaker 6: load of sand for the company I work for. And
Speaker 6: I've got my two cats sitting on the on the
Speaker 6: passionate site with.
Speaker 5: Me to the cats come with you every day every day.
Speaker 6: I normally had three, but one of the cats had
Speaker 6: to go and have admitted dental work at the bits
Speaker 6: of the sports.
Speaker 3: Oh my years it playing.
Speaker 2: I've got a note from my dentists that I don't
Speaker 2: have to come to work today.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I love? I love seeing dogs
Speaker 3: with the in cars and stuff like that, but I've
Speaker 3: never seen cats and cars. What great wingmen you've got
Speaker 3: wing cats?
Speaker 5: I have the.
Speaker 6: Original to Christian there the only might call it's legal team.
Speaker 6: Their names of Slater and Gordon and the dude you've
Speaker 6: the little brown dulla. His name's Woe.
Speaker 3: And how long have the cats been coming to work
Speaker 3: with you?
Speaker 6: The two older ones are going with me for a bit,
Speaker 6: No I years and whoie mon Ale So he's going
Speaker 6: with me Friday months.
Speaker 3: New generation of cat wingmen. And you know you don't
Speaker 3: worry about them running out the car or anything.
Speaker 5: Don't.
Speaker 6: They don't get out at all, Christian. They have me
Speaker 6: sitting in the suits. They had my lunch, so I've been.
Speaker 3: Opening up for lunch box. Oh Bloody and his carrots.
Speaker 3: From seeing that the tuna, I'm want to kill you
Speaker 3: for a Saturday.
Speaker 4: Greg.
Speaker 3: We're talking about this. What you want tuna? What do
Speaker 3: you people find that we like tuna?
Speaker 6: Well, I don't like tuna. They want they want roast
Speaker 6: buy sandwiches.
Speaker 3: That's what I's that's that's a cat thing? Is it
Speaker 3: on roast salvages?
Speaker 5: Greg?
Speaker 3: This is amazing. Please can you send a photo of
Speaker 3: the cats in the seat? Okay? Do you send me
Speaker 3: a phone.
Speaker 6: Number and I'll send you a bottle of the two
Speaker 6: or I'll give you one or four three of the
Speaker 6: two this morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, send me some options mate, So I've got some
Speaker 3: options for a calendar and I'm going to send you
Speaker 3: the mug with my cat Larry on it. Okay, thank
Speaker 3: you very.
Speaker 6: Much, Christian old Treasurer.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Greg. Lovely chat to you mate.
Speaker 3: Cheers Greg. Let's go to Georgia. Good morning, Georgia. Hello Georgia.
Speaker 3: What are you up to right now? Mate?
Speaker 7: I'm sitting in a rocking chair pumping breast milk for
Speaker 7: my ten week up.
Speaker 3: How are you going? How's it all going.
Speaker 7: I've had my challenges. I had three days in hospital
Speaker 7: with mass daters, so we've got to keep on top
Speaker 7: of these things. And my baby was channeling fat Larry
Speaker 7: this morning. She didn't think she really felt like eating,
Speaker 7: so she thought she'd to sweep in. But here I
Speaker 7: am at before seven o'clock. I'm not a morning person.
Speaker 7: And yes, I don't usually listen to this part of
Speaker 7: your show. I'm usually listening to it later when I'm
Speaker 7: going to work.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're going to hear a lot more of that
Speaker 3: first wild Bumpy hour. It's a hour and it's six
Speaker 3: or seven. Thatxllent is Yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Got everything, Georgia. You shocked at how much they eat,
Speaker 2: like with a seven week old baby at the moment.
Speaker 2: I just can't believe how much he's on the boob,
Speaker 2: just chowing down all the time. How does it all
Speaker 2: fit in there?
Speaker 7: You just set sad Jack that you've been relegated to
Speaker 7: the side.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a deflation of the ego that happens for
Speaker 3: all men when the children come along and you realize
Speaker 3: it really isn't about you and never will be ever again.
Speaker 3: And for people to do this line of work, it's
Speaker 3: quite a grounding, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I think I'm what I'm watching is my wife give
Speaker 2: all the attention to the baby, and that used to
Speaker 2: be my attention.
Speaker 7: Correct, Jack, But you get me on the boom.
Speaker 8: I bet you bet.
Speaker 7: You're in bed most of the time, Jack, while she's
Speaker 7: up feeding, sleeping with your useless nipples.
Speaker 3: Right, I can't That's what we call Jack behind his back.
Speaker 3: Mother is a useless nipples.
Speaker 2: I can't feed him, so I might as well sleep
Speaker 2: and get energized for the next day and help with
Speaker 2: other things around.
Speaker 3: They've seen a little baby, those sort of pudgy, little
Speaker 3: fat hands they've got, They store a lot of that stuff,
Speaker 3: don't they. You're right, they're like inflating like a balloon.
Speaker 7: With milk every well, I love very inflated milk face
Speaker 7: and then they're sort of a bit drowsy and yeah
Speaker 7: it's really cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, George, I'll send you one of the fat Larrymukes. Okay,
Speaker 3: the party, I love it all right, take care George,
Speaker 3: of good luck with it all.
Speaker 9: Thanks.
Speaker 3: Let's go to James. Good morning, James.
Speaker 5: I was driving to work Channel Beta working AARTI today.
Speaker 3: Oh lovely okay that beautiful cars, Yeah lovely. Yeah, all right, James,
Speaker 3: have a good one. Thank you very much for calling him.
Speaker 10: No worries, Brager.
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Speaker 3: Hong Kong connection?
Speaker 7: Oh hi, I'm today's mystery mom and I desperately want
Speaker 7: to win this thousand dollars. So I hope my boys
Speaker 7: are listening and they get on board and they ring
Speaker 7: the as soon as they hear this. So I had
Speaker 7: twins and one of my children was conceived in Hong
Speaker 7: Kong nine four.
Speaker 3: One four one o four three if that is your mum.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: This morning, we're beginning to our eight ha zaid of
Speaker 3: the nineties. So about the letter jay I bon Jovi,
Speaker 3: you keep the faith? Jack and I watched Jurassic Part yesterday.
Speaker 3: I won't name the producer that also said, when we
Speaker 3: were brainstorming, what could we do today with the letter
Speaker 3: JAYE in the nineties? Oh maybe we talk about joysticks.
Speaker 3: Get ready for a solid hour after eight of joystick
Speaker 3: calls stories anything to do with joysticks. I see people
Speaker 3: calling you now, don't call it please. We're here in
Speaker 3: till nine, always plenty of show to go. Let's help out, Bobby. Now,
Speaker 3: I saw this text that came in yesterday after room
Speaker 3: to the station. Hello, are you able to tell me
Speaker 3: the name of the song you played last Friday at
Speaker 3: half past three in the afternoon. We're trying to find
Speaker 3: out as we'd like to have played at a wedding.
Speaker 3: Sounded a bit like Aerosmith, but I could be wrong.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Bobby. All right, let's open up the customer
Speaker 3: service desk. Not a daily feature, not a weekly feature.
Speaker 3: Twice see it, Bobby? Hello, Bobby, So can I just
Speaker 3: ask mat is this for your wedding?
Speaker 5: No, No, I'm smart. I'm just not helping to organize
Speaker 5: kens sweating. And it was just the last Friday.
Speaker 3: I think we've lost Bobby. That's customers. I mean, you
Speaker 3: try and do a good thing, that that happens. We've
Speaker 3: got no business being involved in the customer surface game.
Speaker 3: Bobby's gone far Old Bobby, he's gone. He texta radio station,
Speaker 3: the breakfast show, corner back. He's never going to find
Speaker 3: out what that elusive song is? Are we trying? Bobby back?
Speaker 3: He's lost? Summer is in the field? Is he? I
Speaker 3: don't understand when you call someone back, why don't they
Speaker 3: pick up immediately? Does he? Did? He just lose connection?
Speaker 3: When let's throw that phone the other Side's back? Bobby's back, guys, right, Bobby?
Speaker 3: All right, stay where you are, Bobby, Yes, okay, So
Speaker 3: you're trying. You're trying to plan a friend's wedding.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, cousin's wedding. And I thought I would love
Speaker 5: the songs. I thought, let's play it.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right? We found out right there. It's one
Speaker 3: of probably about three songs. If it was about half
Speaker 3: three in the afternoon last Friday, here are the three
Speaker 3: choice choices. Okay, so he thinks it sounds a bit
Speaker 3: like Aerosmith. Bobby, Yeah, all right, it could have been
Speaker 3: this in excess, don't change. I don't think that's a
Speaker 3: song though. Yeah, you know, in excess, you know, in excess,
Speaker 3: all right, you know, in excess. It could be Deaf
Speaker 3: Leopard love bites. It's a warning song at a wedding. Careful,
Speaker 3: that is right, one awesome, thank you man, you come
Speaker 3: to a service at the desk. But Bobby, it's an
Speaker 3: anti love song. Doesn't matter. It's a warning be careful
Speaker 3: sometimes you want that love bite You got it, Bobby,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: There was one another option. I just want to check.
Speaker 3: I think it was that Death Leopard and you reckon
Speaker 3: it's that. There was also the Little River Band.
Speaker 5: Was this it?
Speaker 3: Bobby? No, that one was a death Leopard one, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You could think that was Arisni.
Speaker 5: That's that's it.
Speaker 3: I love your work. That's it, Bobby, here the help.
Speaker 3: Twice a year, my good old customer service des Bobby
Speaker 3: joined that wedding break out Death Leopard love vice. That's
Speaker 3: your song.
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 1: All right, cheers Bobby, Christian Know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Every day this week. Then we're trying to get you
Speaker 3: to guess your mum just by the sound of a voice.
Speaker 3: Here's this morning's mystery mom.
Speaker 7: Oh hi, today Mystery Mom. And I desperately want to
Speaker 7: win this thousand dollars. So I hope my boys are
Speaker 7: listening and they get on board and they ring as
Speaker 7: soon as I hear this. So I had twins and
Speaker 7: one of my children was conceived in Hong Kong.
Speaker 3: Well, one of the kids, I think it's called in
Speaker 3: right now, Luke, Hello, Luke, is that your mum?
Speaker 8: Yes, I think it is my mom. I've got twin
Speaker 8: brothers and apparently I was conceived in Hong Kong.
Speaker 3: And your name of your mom is is Judy. Yes,
Speaker 3: that is.
Speaker 7: That's far.
Speaker 3: And lukeybye, we have mom on the line now Judy.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Oh, good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: Hello, Lukey, how are you hello?
Speaker 8: This is very exciting.
Speaker 3: I know you've won one thousand dollars, so.
Speaker 8: Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 3: I never know this week, who are we giving them
Speaker 3: one thousands? They're winning it for mom, aren't they. It's
Speaker 3: Mother's Day? So yeah, Jude, Luke, you don't mind that
Speaker 3: we're giving all the money to mom. That's okay, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's a week all about mamas this week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all about mums.
Speaker 5: You'll it's so good, Judy.
Speaker 3: Tell me this the fact that, as it surprised you,
Speaker 3: if you had to pick which one of the three
Speaker 3: kids of yours your three boys were calling, would you
Speaker 3: have guessed Luke?
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, maybe maybe Luke or you know, Joel couldn't
Speaker 7: because he works in construction and he can't get the phone, so.
Speaker 3: Those guys have their phones on them all the time.
Speaker 3: And then listening to the radio twenty four seven.
Speaker 7: True, that's true that Luke's up early because he's got
Speaker 7: a little bubby, so he's always up early.
Speaker 3: Great, and is that your first grandchild, Judy, No, I've
Speaker 3: got three.
Speaker 7: Others, so you know, the whole lot keeps me very busy.
Speaker 7: So yeah, all right, today I'll be heading off to
Speaker 7: Luke's house the babysit.
Speaker 9: He's the little girl, so that's always exciting.
Speaker 3: I bet you're a great grand as well. I try
Speaker 3: well listen, have a lovely Mother's Day this Sunday, Judy,
Speaker 3: enjoy spending.
Speaker 8: Your money and bile Okay, you enjoy it.
Speaker 7: To see you.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: What was that? How you doing ed?
Speaker 1: Welcome to the nineties. I'd like to say I made
Speaker 1: this look good.
Speaker 3: Missa Sheffield this nineteen ninety You can't handle the true
Speaker 3: go up him her. Christian O'Connell's eight Z of the Nineties. Yeah, babe,
Speaker 3: all about the letter J. All about the letter J.
Speaker 3: So the movie Jack and I watched this week do
Speaker 3: with the letter J in the nineties was the great.
Speaker 3: Jurassic Park came out in nineteen ninety three to so
Speaker 3: much height because it was Spielberg, it was dinosaurs. There
Speaker 3: was a lot of talk about the amazing special effects.
Speaker 3: Spielberg to sad just said that he wanted to try
Speaker 3: and make Jaws on land. Watched it again yesterday. It's
Speaker 3: still great. It stacks up so well.
Speaker 2: I didn't have a bad word to say about Jurassic Park.
Speaker 3: It is the king of movies. Yeah, it's a really
Speaker 3: really well made action Blockbuster went on to make that
Speaker 3: year alone one billion dollars, right, that's US dollars, and
Speaker 3: that's probably worth a lot more. Now. Spielberg got two
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty million of that deserve to be penny
Speaker 3: of it as well, because honestly, Spielberg won the Greatest
Speaker 3: Storytellers ever right in this year nineteen ninety three. Right,
Speaker 3: he's only director to have two movies out. He does
Speaker 3: Jurassic Part which is incredibly right. He also did the
Speaker 3: movie which my kids had to watch it at school,
Speaker 3: and rightly so all kids would have to watch it
Speaker 3: because I think it actually tells some of the story
Speaker 3: of what happened in the Second World War. He also
Speaker 3: did Shindler's List. I don't think there's another director who's
Speaker 3: got that kind of range. Then he was then filming
Speaker 3: Schinner's List whilst in Poland, whilst also editing the final bit.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how that man his bandwidth to
Speaker 3: do all the stuff he's done in his career. But
Speaker 3: two amazing movies, not just of the nineties to just
Speaker 3: incredible movies.
Speaker 2: And it's important for kids to watch Shindler's List at
Speaker 2: the high school. But I still think there's room for
Speaker 2: Jurassic Park and a whole year on Jurassic Park.
Speaker 3: A lion, so a couple of facts about it. Right,
Speaker 3: It's off a very good book. Michael Critchen book as well,
Speaker 3: which hadn't even been written Durassic Part Spielberg just heard
Speaker 3: about what it was going to be about, paid him
Speaker 3: two millions straight away, going I'll make the movie that
Speaker 3: you haven't written the book.
Speaker 2: That's the easiest two movies. I'm going to write a
Speaker 2: book about that.
Speaker 3: Spilburn is going to make your movie. Spielberg said as well.
Speaker 3: I was watching this interview with him and said that
Speaker 3: the most important thing as a director before even started
Speaker 3: making the movie is he wanted to direct it like
Speaker 3: a child. So that's why when you watch it right,
Speaker 3: a lot of the shots are coming from a child's
Speaker 3: point of view looking up at the dinosaur, because you're
Speaker 3: seeing it like you know, you see these godsilla movies.
Speaker 3: Now you're just seeing very two big things fight each
Speaker 3: other and it's almost at their level. But when you're
Speaker 3: seeing it from a child's point of view looking at it,
Speaker 3: you see the ore again of the world and what
Speaker 3: it would be like. He wanted. He wanted us to fellout,
Speaker 3: whether you an adult or a child, that you want
Speaker 3: what it would be like if you really did see
Speaker 3: a dinosaur now you'd be scared in the awe of it.
Speaker 2: And were you shocked that a movie that's thirty years
Speaker 2: old now can still look so good with the dinosaurs
Speaker 2: look great.
Speaker 3: They were all the CGI now, So it's not that
Speaker 3: I'm a geek with too much time of hands. Yesterday.
Speaker 3: There were only fifty five CGI shots in that movie
Speaker 3: an average movie now, right, are compared to say Doctor
Speaker 3: Stranger was at the moment, there's two and a half thousand, right,
Speaker 3: CGI shots in one movie, two and a half thousand
Speaker 3: that are computer animated. They're not made with humans or
Speaker 3: any physical things. There's only fifty five in Jurassic Party.
Speaker 3: Stood actually use a lot of animatronic dinosaurs and they
Speaker 3: look great, and they.
Speaker 2: Built the dinosaurs all right. So I watched it with
Speaker 2: Bianko last night and we said, did you both enjoy it?
Speaker 3: We love It's just ten out of ten for me.
Speaker 3: That is a good time. You watch it this weekend.
Speaker 2: Ten out of ten for us as well, except she
Speaker 2: had to tell me to stop talking because last week,
Speaker 2: by coincidence, I watched a YouTube clip of a palaeontologer's
Speaker 2: fact checking Jurassic Part.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of those dinosaurs weren't around. There were mesopotamias,
Speaker 3: but Mesopotomian world and part doesn't sound that great as
Speaker 3: Jurassic does it. So this is last about the Stegasaurus.
Speaker 2: I said, read doesn't actually do that.
Speaker 3: I say, it's not a fipping documentary. The Lost Reptor
Speaker 3: didn't look he's a story teller. It's fantasy about a
Speaker 3: dinosaur theme park. The Loss of Raptor should have feathers.
Speaker 1: They've done that long.
Speaker 3: Actually, I thought the whole cast are great and as well.
Speaker 3: Sam Nil's character was originally offered to Harrison Ford, but
Speaker 3: he said to Spielberg, I'm not your guy because he
Speaker 3: wanted that kind of wise talking like a hand solo
Speaker 3: in it. And then when Harrison Ford saw it, he
Speaker 3: rang Spielberg and went, Sam, you got your guy. Sam
Speaker 3: was way a bit I would have it would have
Speaker 3: been a different movie, not a great movie. Sam Nil's
Speaker 3: great in it. Jeff Goldblum is incredible with that character,
Speaker 3: that sort of just someone riffing a mile and minute.
Speaker 3: Stuff like that. You see that character in action movie
Speaker 3: stall to this day. And it started really with the
Speaker 3: Jurassic part. They're all great in it, and the dinosaurs
Speaker 3: are fantastic. Were you generally terrified the bit where even
Speaker 3: the sound when the t Rex is first sort of
Speaker 3: coming along and you hear that the rumble. Do you
Speaker 3: remember that iconic scene where it's the glasses of water?
Speaker 3: Do you know that was done by the way they
Speaker 3: had a guitar string underneath the dashboard and they were
Speaker 3: moving the dashboard to make the glass of water change.
Speaker 3: Now days, that's still cgi this that attack where they
Speaker 3: flipped the geep oven stuff like that. Did you see this?
Speaker 3: You must have seen this originally in the cinema.
Speaker 2: No, I saw it on what vhs?
Speaker 3: And oh remember that the sound coming behind you is
Speaker 3: when they were already playing with the sound of all
Speaker 3: all right, so check out you're asking part this weekend.
Speaker 3: If you want a really good movie, will you family
Speaker 3: to watch this weekend? It still stacks up really well.
Speaker 1: Carl Brighter, you're listening to the Christian o'carls show podcast
Speaker 1: Very special.
Speaker 3: Hillo. Right out to my seventeen almost eighteen year old
Speaker 3: daughter Ruby, just about to be dropped off at school.
Speaker 3: The next time. I will see how it will be
Speaker 3: tonight on stage the opening night we were talking about
Speaker 3: yesterday and her school production, the last one ever for
Speaker 3: her and a fellow year twelves only night of four.
Speaker 3: She didn't even get into eleven o'clock yesterdeven the vis
Speaker 3: I didn't eve see her last night. Best of luck
Speaker 3: to her. Yeah, good lot of Ruby. I will see
Speaker 3: you tonight. I found some more photos yesterday, so they're
Speaker 3: in Matilda. And I found some photos yesterday of when
Speaker 3: I took Ruby to see Matilda ten years ago, and
Speaker 3: she was obviously.
Speaker 2: Only ten from seventeen seven eight.
Speaker 3: Very small, and she was she was in the we're
Speaker 3: in our seats in the theater, and we were so
Speaker 3: excited about seeing it. And she's doing that when we're kid,
Speaker 3: you used to do double thumbs out to everything you're
Speaker 3: looking forward to. It's not see a lot of forty
Speaker 3: nine year old guys like me given her double thumbs
Speaker 3: up to anything, a health, medical, anything out that she's
Speaker 3: doing double once. I was so excited. There's a couple
Speaker 3: of teeth missing because she's just seven or eight and
Speaker 3: teeth was it. And now I'm going to see you tonight,
Speaker 3: ten years later, and she's in it here in Australia.
Speaker 3: It's going to be amazing.
Speaker 2: Had that photo tonight of you?
Speaker 3: Am I going to take out a cup of teeth,
Speaker 3: I take suppliers Ruby in the audience. Yes, okay, I
Speaker 3: will I do that. Good night tonight Ruby. All right,
Speaker 3: let's get into today's weakest going to fame o.
Speaker 2: Business like show business and my husband Watling the gin
Speaker 2: driver and he drove Billy Ray Stars around Melbourne.
Speaker 10: I really store you next door to how weg and
Speaker 10: any cope my.
Speaker 7: Husband he actually sold appear and runner Solio Saya, the.
Speaker 6: Warrick Kepper tried to hit on my wife at an
Speaker 6: airport waiting lounge.
Speaker 10: I nearly ran over Tony Barber in Flinder.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's weakest claim to face.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I just would have? That was
Speaker 3: all last week? That one way, that's not from like
Speaker 3: this year. That's just last week almost running over Tony Barber.
Speaker 3: Do we get anywhere were we after last week's show?
Speaker 3: We heard about that we're trying to get hold of
Speaker 3: Tony Barber. I don't know if he has an agent anymore,
Speaker 3: but apparently he was running across the road in Flinders
Speaker 3: to go it does bingo? Yeah, we want to do
Speaker 3: a Bingo night with Tony Barber Barbingo. We're actually serious
Speaker 3: about this, but we've better than us hosting a bingo
Speaker 3: night where Tony Barber does the bingo. So if you
Speaker 3: know Tony Barber, please let them know we're genuine. We'd
Speaker 3: love to do this with him. And then I just
Speaker 3: realized the Leo Sayer buying the runners that gave us
Speaker 3: one of my favorite phone ins of the year the
Speaker 3: next day, which were celebrities at the checkout. So we
Speaker 3: love doing this every single week. It's a very simple thing.
Speaker 3: Not many of us have a great claim to fame,
Speaker 3: but loads of us have a really weak one. Nothing
Speaker 3: is too weak for the claim to fame. Okay, whatever
Speaker 3: you think they won't be interested in that, we will
Speaker 3: nine four one four one O four three Tany you're
Speaker 3: up first.
Speaker 10: Good morning, Tania, Good morning, Christian, Jack and Patsy.
Speaker 3: Welcome, Ty, good thank you great and what is your
Speaker 3: weakest claim to fame?
Speaker 10: My mother cooked a meal for Louis Armstrong.
Speaker 3: Louis Armstrong, that's unbelievable, that's the one. What was he
Speaker 3: saying this was she was the finest snake.
Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, they were just talking. She worked
Speaker 10: as a maid for a wealthy couple who invited him
Speaker 10: over for dinner when he was visiting Australia.
Speaker 3: Very easy to get access to celebrities back in the day.
Speaker 3: Just fight Mick Jagger around forty or a couple of biscuits.
Speaker 3: Dear mister Armstrong, we are wealthy.
Speaker 5: Do we have a maid?
Speaker 3: And so your mum cooked for Louis Lmstrong?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, they her.
Speaker 10: Her boss because she worked their full time. Her boss
Speaker 10: asked to make a special meal one night. They didn't
Speaker 10: tell her who was coming, and she's walked out to
Speaker 10: serve the dishes and there was Louis Armstrong.
Speaker 3: That's what he said straight away around underful plates. That's
Speaker 3: as good as min brother's gonna be. Okay, just going
Speaker 3: to recreate how it could have gone. Now, do you
Speaker 3: know what your mum made from, mister Armstrong.
Speaker 8: I don't, I know.
Speaker 10: She told me that. I think it was some sort
Speaker 10: of pasta dish.
Speaker 8: Italian, all right, you know what I like.
Speaker 3: I know I'm the maid here, but I make what
Speaker 3: I like, your big heavy pasta dish with his sleep
Speaker 3: by the time it came actually on Sunday, actually, mister Armstrong, China,
Speaker 3: that's a great one. Thank you very much for giving
Speaker 3: us a call.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Get a load of this, right, My wife's just texted
Speaker 3: me going listen. The play is not going to end
Speaker 3: until around ten thirty to night the school plate. You
Speaker 3: know we're not gonna be home at about eleven o'clock.
Speaker 3: Can you ask the boss off the show if you
Speaker 3: can start tomorrow at seven o'clock. I cannot go into
Speaker 3: the boss and go I'm not going to be able
Speaker 3: to come in until seven o'clock. Why I got to
Speaker 3: go to the school plane. I'll be all tired.
Speaker 5: Me.
Speaker 3: I'm made of bread crumbs. Christian were here in says
Speaker 3: seven he was at the school play last night. I'm
Speaker 3: sure you are the man on radio. But yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: all carry on. I hope be here from six, all right.
Speaker 3: I think my wife actually thinks I made of straw.
Speaker 3: Your dad's a straw man. We all know it, all right.
Speaker 3: So weak is claim to weeks? Claim to fame? Nine
Speaker 3: four one one o four three Ben? Good morning, Ben,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning Ben? What is your week? Clean
Speaker 3: to fame?
Speaker 5: For us? My Wiggs climbed the same as I said
Speaker 5: Danny Minogue. In a shoe shop, I sold her a
Speaker 5: pair of walking boots.
Speaker 3: Well like proper hiking boots.
Speaker 5: Hiking boots. Yeah, she was doing a hike for charity.
Speaker 5: And she came in and I told her about five
Speaker 5: hundred dollars pair of shoes.
Speaker 3: They went out that high I mean Danny Minogue version.
Speaker 3: They walked themselves like Wallace and Cromit take you up
Speaker 3: the hill? Yeah, the programming a sat navna.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So she came in and I was like, I
Speaker 5: think I know that person. And then she handed over
Speaker 5: her credit card and that said, man, I'm like, wow,
Speaker 5: that's amazing.
Speaker 3: And just said it was her sister's actually because she's
Speaker 3: got a few more squid, you know. And you thought,
Speaker 3: and what are hiking booths that are five hundred dollars?
Speaker 3: Were they made out of like actual goats?
Speaker 5: Or yes, you can get parking boots.
Speaker 3: For the goat's And I'm looking through that everything any
Speaker 3: an Iconda's for said, isn't it nothing? Because it's all
Speaker 3: marked down. I'll see if I can find the old.
Speaker 5: Made out of yak.
Speaker 3: Of course that's what that's what they're on the counter,
Speaker 3: aren't there? You going and go where's the act? You
Speaker 3: can have that one? Ben? All right, Benny boys, thank
Speaker 3: you very much. That's cool.
Speaker 5: I also saw I didn't sell anything to Harold Bishop.
Speaker 5: He came into Mega Mark Chadston and he wanted to
Speaker 5: put something on layby and then we said, and we
Speaker 5: have your details, and he said, no, I don't want
Speaker 5: to share my details, but like, well, we can't have
Speaker 5: a thing.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. You went a tight regime over there,
Speaker 3: Mega mart chatter and so what was he trying to buy?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't remember what he was trying to buy.
Speaker 5: This is like ten years ago.
Speaker 3: Oh, that neighbor's money mustage. He've been dreaming having a
Speaker 3: yak boot.
Speaker 5: His chin wobbled exactly like it does on the show.
Speaker 3: Had her rum thing. I think it's called Ben. I
Speaker 3: really enjoyed chatting to here. I'm going to send you
Speaker 3: a prize. I'm going to send you one hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty dollar voucher. You can get some from Mum or
Speaker 3: whatever you want a chemist warehouse.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, Christy. I love you so mate.
Speaker 3: Thanks buddy. We love calls like yours, really really funny.
Speaker 3: Could you please do me another favor? That impression of
Speaker 3: Harold doing his rumping, Ben, you did it better than me.
Speaker 1: Off you go, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Been distracted during the song. I asked ten minutes ago
Speaker 3: if anyone could put me in touch with Tony Barber.
Speaker 3: You know Tony Barber, legend, Saidler Century Tony Barber. Last
Speaker 3: week one of him, you said on this very feature,
Speaker 3: the week is coming to fame. You almost ran him
Speaker 3: over in Flinders and we were wondering. Jack sadly wondered
Speaker 3: if he was still alive, but the rest of us
Speaker 3: were wondering what it was up to now, and some
Speaker 3: of you said, he does occasional bingo, and so we thought,
Speaker 3: be great if we could do a bingo note. We
Speaker 3: thought by doing it before with listeners, with you guys,
Speaker 3: we thought maybe Tony barbera could host, you know, bring
Speaker 3: back some of those silky skills used to show on
Speaker 3: Sol the Century for Tony Barber Bingo bar Bingo. Let's
Speaker 3: play Tony barbs bar Bingo. Eyes Down, Patsy. One of
Speaker 3: our listeners heard this and has given me Tony Barber's
Speaker 3: email address.
Speaker 9: I love it.
Speaker 3: Christian here Is tracked him down in twenty twenty one,
Speaker 3: like you were, Bear Grills Barber five K. I was
Speaker 3: really keen for him to record a short video message
Speaker 3: from my brother's fiftieth My brother had appeared on six
Speaker 3: episodes of Say of the Century and it was a
Speaker 3: formative experience of his life. He made the video. He's
Speaker 3: still doing live stuff. Track him down and give him
Speaker 3: back to the people. Well, I'm almost I've written an email,
Speaker 3: getting ready to send it. I just want to check, Patsy.
Speaker 3: Did he have any kind of catchphrase I could put
Speaker 3: in there that were try and get some rapport with
Speaker 3: the great mister Mark.
Speaker 4: Did he have a catch phrase? No, but he had
Speaker 4: a catch sort of run into his disk at the podium.
Speaker 3: I'm going to put that in an email. Brackets. You
Speaker 3: know that run used to do. Get back to me
Speaker 3: asap about bar Bingo. I put in the idea of
Speaker 3: bar Bingo here, so thought I might just let him know.
Speaker 2: We don't let him know out of the boy.
Speaker 3: Yes, you're quite right. So no catchphrase, Patsy, No, not
Speaker 3: that I can recall. Jack said it might be something
Speaker 3: like good night Victoria. I just on Google says his
Speaker 3: catchphrase was say good night Victoria.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I don't remember that.
Speaker 3: I just don't think that's a catchphrase. It feels like
Speaker 3: just like an instruction.
Speaker 2: Was he doing local sale of the centuries? Does that
Speaker 2: mean there was sale of the centries?
Speaker 4: In no, there was one.
Speaker 3: What a shame they couldn't have one big one to
Speaker 3: work out who is the King of Seth century for
Speaker 3: Australia a fight in Canberra.
Speaker 2: So then it kind of been say good night Victoria
Speaker 2: because that wouldn't have made sense for the rest of
Speaker 2: the national show.
Speaker 3: God I didn't put that at the end of it
Speaker 3: because you bloody pommy idiot, do your research, amateur. Anyway,
Speaker 3: where were we? I'm going to click send right now.
Speaker 3: That is going to mister b I'm kissing it to
Speaker 3: wish a good luck. All right? Two more? We got
Speaker 3: weakest claim to fame right now? Uh? Zanna, Hi, great Namesana,
Speaker 3: I pronounced it right. What is your weakest claim to fame?
Speaker 9: It's very weak. I've got two actually, But my brother
Speaker 9: in law and my sister's husband. His dad was best
Speaker 9: friend of Sam Neil and they grew up together in
Speaker 9: Nelson and New Zealand.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 9: And I also went to the same high school as
Speaker 9: Anna pet Quin who as an actress true blood she is.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think she did a catchphrase sa good night Victoria.
Speaker 3: Was she from New Zealand?
Speaker 9: Also yeah from Owa hat not a very glamorous spot, but.
Speaker 3: Yes, maybe like we thought, Tony Barba did a local
Speaker 3: version of says that should we have a New Zealand
Speaker 3: version of Week to Fame? Then it gets a little
Speaker 3: bit some thank you very much. She calls on take
Speaker 3: care of a good name, Karen, Good morning, Good morning, Karen.
Speaker 3: What is your week Claim to Fame?
Speaker 8: My dad had a car accident with Rick Springfield before
Speaker 8: he was famous.
Speaker 3: That is a great one. What happened? Where was this
Speaker 3: in album?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: It was in Melbourne. So my dad was driving along
Speaker 8: and he ran out the back of the car and
Speaker 8: they got out to exchange details and the guy Ringfield yeah,
Speaker 8: and he goes thought, look, don't worry about it, man.
Speaker 8: I was just I'm just going to leave at the
Speaker 8: airport anyway. And he goes, well, what do you mean.
Speaker 8: He goes, I'm about to fly out to America and
Speaker 8: I'm going to be famous.
Speaker 3: There's no way, no way, no way, bs Dad.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Every single day we made the show with you guys,
Speaker 3: so sometimes we're making it together. Sometimes we're trying to
Speaker 3: go one direction you don't want to go direction. That's
Speaker 3: very rare part from that time we asked you what
Speaker 3: your favorite dinosaur was. I still think maybe just in
Speaker 3: a bad mood that day, But anyway, I'll come back
Speaker 3: to it later on this year. Promise. Sometimes you want
Speaker 3: the show to go in a different way. We're trying
Speaker 3: to move into that work time, which is you just
Speaker 3: want to call in and talk about Tony Barber. I'm
Speaker 3: happy to hear those calls, answer them, but there are
Speaker 3: loads of texts, loads of course coming in. We just
Speaker 3: we was simply talking about how we would really like
Speaker 3: to reach out to the great Tony Barber, a legend,
Speaker 3: a real legend, to see if we would host bingo
Speaker 3: with us for you guys, we call it Tony Barber's
Speaker 3: Bingo bar Bingo. Why of these kindly stuck me his
Speaker 3: email address? I've emailed him to try and get reported
Speaker 3: this to. Barber was just asking Pats and Jack did
Speaker 3: he have a catchphrase? They went to Sure, Jack found
Speaker 3: something where it was good night Victoria, say good night Victoria.
Speaker 3: And we thought maybe he just did like a state
Speaker 3: version of century, which doesn't make any sense. You know,
Speaker 3: suddenly people in New Southwest Go Who the hell is
Speaker 3: Tony Barber? Tim's on the line, Tim.
Speaker 5: Good morning, good day mate, Good morning, How.
Speaker 3: I'm good So Tony Barber, the legend Tony Barber. Can
Speaker 3: I ask you a quick question though? Would you come
Speaker 3: along to a bingo night hosted by Tony Barber?
Speaker 5: I would love to great.
Speaker 3: Okay, just get in the ground swim at moment. I
Speaker 3: can pass this on to mister b. What was his catchphrase? Tim?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm relying on childhood memories, but I'm pretty sure
Speaker 5: when a prize winner want some money and they had
Speaker 5: to buy their prizes, he said, let's go shopping.
Speaker 3: That makes sense, doesn't it. You know, let's go shopping? Gotcha? Tim?
Speaker 3: Thank you very much? And cool? Nowhere at all more
Speaker 3: calls than Tony Barba. So good morning, good morning.
Speaker 11: I can clarify the I can clarify the catchphrase for you. Yep,
Speaker 11: Tony used to say say good night Victoria because his
Speaker 11: co host was Victoria Nichols.
Speaker 3: That makes way more sense. Someone's just texting me going
Speaker 3: his co host was called Victoria Pickles, right, and I
Speaker 3: guessing that's a type. I don't know. It's a strange country.
Speaker 3: Youthing could happen. Some of the old teeth used to
Speaker 3: have it. Maybe it was a lady called Victoria Pickles.
Speaker 2: But then obviously his catchphrase would be say good night Pickles,
Speaker 2: because you wouldn't miss that opportunity.
Speaker 3: All right, so it's say good night Victoria. So his
Speaker 3: co host would say good night.
Speaker 11: Yep, that's correct. He had several co hosts through the
Speaker 11: show though, Delvin Deloney, Victorian Nicolls all on one.
Speaker 3: Show he was running some sort of playboy TV show.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, to be in show is back in those days,
Speaker 3: all right, So thank you very much, you're cool.
Speaker 5: Show.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Got another one I've wed about
Speaker 3: twenty one christ the most popular phone of the week,
Speaker 3: Just Tony Barber, Bill, good morning, Good morning, Tony Barber.
Speaker 3: Would you come along to a bingving hosted by the
Speaker 3: great Tony Marber?
Speaker 5: Trying to stop me?
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh, mister Barber, are you listening to these people?
Speaker 3: To your return? Bill? What was his catches at the
Speaker 3: end of the show.
Speaker 5: He used to say, you smiling and buy for the hour.
Speaker 3: That's a classic, great one. That is a great one. Gotcha, Bill,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much all the detail, Thank you, take
Speaker 3: care Now, time for today's time waste stuff. Before there
Speaker 3: was Michael Boubley, there was Tony Barber Global superstar Michael
Speaker 3: Booblet bringing his Herda tour to melpn Trot Labor Arena
Speaker 3: December seventh and eighth. Tickets are on sell now at ticketech.
Speaker 3: Supporting Michael Boobley is Tony Barber. Fact all right on
Speaker 3: May the fourth or the Star Wars geeks love today?
Speaker 3: May the fourth be with you? All right? Star Wars movies, Now,
Speaker 3: you aren't going to understand half of these because you've
Speaker 3: seen some of them. Use the main characters, all right,
Speaker 3: how to train your rank or I don't know the
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Speaker 3: My Star Wars people will back me up. The Sith
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Speaker 3: jedis silver plus. He's just not that into R two
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Speaker 3: sixty seconds?
Speaker 2: That's a gold, thank you. That's the only one I've
Speaker 2: seen recently is episode one O terrible. That's what I
Speaker 2: didn't continue.
Speaker 3: By the way, where'd you get that hoodie from Nana?
Speaker 3: That is a strange color. It's wow. Are you on
Speaker 3: day release from Britain somewhere?
Speaker 4: Have you seen this?
Speaker 3: What is it? Pooh butterscotch color?
Speaker 4: Maybe he is baby.
Speaker 3: Poop it's sand color. Actually it actually fits with stars
Speaker 3: all right, Sandman, off you go, all right, Star Wars movies.
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Speaker 4: Binks one's yet.
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Speaker 3: Darth Male Cop that's very good. Actually that's gold as well,
Speaker 3: and Darth Molcop is very good. And the notebook gold
Speaker 3: as well. You did good. The power of the all
Speaker 3: right text you's in You could be going to see
Speaker 3: Michael Bouble whether you like it or not.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 3: I'm not making this up. I'm in email talks right now.
Speaker 3: We've exchanged he's replied to my email. I replied to that.
Speaker 3: Then he's applied again. Who am I talking about the
Speaker 3: one and only Tony Barber. Let's mark the time wastes first,
Speaker 3: and then we come back to the correspondence that is
Speaker 3: live right now with Tony Barber, is he up for
Speaker 3: doing bingo? One evening for you guys, Tony Barber's Bingo
Speaker 3: bar Bingo.
Speaker 2: You're like a giggly school girl over there, your correspond.
Speaker 3: When you make deals happen in show business. All right,
Speaker 3: So time waste today is Star Wars movies. This is
Speaker 3: not the original score, is it. This is some sort
Speaker 3: of keyboard version. We've gold, all right, Star Wars Movies
Speaker 3: for the Michael Late tickets. You're ready to mark? Ready
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Speaker 5: Well done.
Speaker 3: He walked the line. He walk the line on Damien Wookie,
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Speaker 5: I like it?
Speaker 3: Fiona obi Wan flew over the Cuckoo's Nest Silver Carli
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Speaker 3: Silver whenever it is in shed eyes wide shut goal
Speaker 3: Edward Lightsaber gold, that is so good. One on Chris
Speaker 3: Darf Nato Bronze four, Wokie's in a funeral Silver chewback
Speaker 3: it to the future. Silver, What on Judy how the
Speaker 3: West was obi Wan? Silver? Darf Daddy Daycare, Dark Vader
Speaker 3: running a daca franz Oh I thought it was worthy.
Speaker 3: More of that. Jason finding c three p O said
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Speaker 3: well done, Chewy Chewy bang bang Gold Yoda got mail, Judy,
Speaker 3: that is so good. Yoda got mail. Debbie does Darth
Speaker 3: Silver when Harry fet Sally that Bob effect Silver a
Speaker 3: darf star is born Bronze all right? Who gets the tickets?
Speaker 2: Congratulations Fiona Wookie.
Speaker 3: Who's talking? Tony Marba, you want to know how it's going?
Speaker 3: How's it going? All right? So I originally got an
Speaker 3: email from one of you to Tony Barbara. I emailed
Speaker 3: him saying this, mister Barber, I do the book show
Speaker 3: on gold Fan. I'd love it if you were considered
Speaker 3: them something with our show as our listeners love you.
Speaker 3: What about callers last week said they almost ran you
Speaker 3: over and Flinders we were concerned that. Another said you
Speaker 3: sometimes do bingo? Could you do with Tony Barbara bingo
Speaker 3: barbingo if you will for us. The people, mister Barber,
Speaker 3: are begging for this. Let's not deny them. Some of
Speaker 3: the magic Man thank you for taking the time to
Speaker 3: read this yours in show business, Christian very well written.
Speaker 3: For between thongs. He's applied people at his level of showbis.
Speaker 3: They've got no time for small talk with people like me.
Speaker 3: You've been misinformed. Is that how he starts? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I do this bits in capitalist quis for the local
Speaker 3: CFA once a month. Never call bingo. Hell no, no,
Speaker 3: how that level of showbis. Don't God sign for sign
Speaker 3: for it? Okay, money time is There's probably another ten
Speaker 3: thousand people emailing him right now. You need it to strength,
Speaker 3: to detail, how to wait to good I'm not making this.
Speaker 3: You've been misinformed. I do a quiz for FAI for
Speaker 3: once a month. Never called call bingo. You need a
Speaker 3: cage full of numbered bulsh once tonight tonight. We know
Speaker 3: it works, mister Barber. Or a way of selecting numbers fairly.
Speaker 3: Where do your listeners get the cards? That's how it ended.
Speaker 2: We all we don't expect you to organize the whole
Speaker 2: of them, bult in the logistics. You're just coming right
Speaker 2: out the number.
Speaker 3: Off it, right, I'm i replied Tony. It's rare in
Speaker 3: this game. You're get a swift reply, but you are
Speaker 3: a class act. You were thinking about hiring a small
Speaker 3: venue and doing it one evening. I'm happy to do
Speaker 3: this in support for charity close to your own heart.
Speaker 3: Are you in, mister Barber, as he used to say,
Speaker 3: let's go shopping. Very good for me, best regards. Still
Speaker 3: in show, Christian, he's applied. Okay, Beyond Blue will be
Speaker 3: the charuity, which is a great charity. The venue, bolls,
Speaker 3: machinery and promotion are up to you. This is how
Speaker 3: they do it do It's final line. None of this,
Speaker 3: he said, hello by the acknowledge that even exists that
Speaker 3: could be a chatbot. It's final line. I mean listeners
Speaker 3: will leave it there for
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