WEBVTT - FULL: You Have Been Misinformed 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:06.400 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:09.600 You know what I used to spruit cool. 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:13.160 I feel like I'm in Germany right now. Evil has 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:14.680 four letters in it, so does Enya. 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:19.200 Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three, Good. 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:21.800 Morning, It's the Christian O'Connell Show. Wainstem one, Good morning, 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:23.760 Jackie Boy, Morning guys, welcome back. 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:26.599 Patsycome back, Patty guys, good to be back. 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:29.160 What'sn't the same without you? Last two days we've missed 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:31.280 you and we're clownd you back on the show. Patsy, 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:32.040 Oh thank you. 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:34.640 That's very kind. That's probably where the kindness will stop at, 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:36.839 say at six oh seven and sixteen. 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:38.440 Where's the love, Patsy? 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:41.800 Why can come back that the arms, hands are already 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:43.920 up by the chain. You're ready to do right, don't 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:46.160 need to come back. Jack and I are literally opening 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:46.520 our heart. 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:49.159 You're the one turning up right now. You'll bring in 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:52.360 You're bringing whatever that energy is Patsy, And the last 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:54.720 two days listeners have called in saying there's been a 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:57.520 super Bowl of love coming out the radio. Don't be 0:00:57.680 --> 0:00:59.800 like the bringing that witch energy back to the show. 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:02.880 Just because you made a strange sports story about a 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:07.160 player practicing, as if it's like news. Yeah, in footy, 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:10.880 maybe kick it a bit during the week between games. 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:14.640 Guys, Higgins is a secret goal kicking pressure on the front. 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:18.520 Page which they need to do something after that performance? 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:21.520 Well, so much shouldell essident to practice? I don't think 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:22.240 they actually know that. 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:26.640 You're allowed, Jackie boy, how is that baby human going? 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:29.240 Had a shucker last night? Did you? 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:29.680 Yeah? 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:33.480 Up in the middle of the night with added explosion? 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:37.319 And can you you smell it in that in the house, 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:39.640 don't you? I don't know what it is about. Poop 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:42.640 in the night, right, poop in the nighte us Frank 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:47.760 Snucher's strangers and it really I don't because there's no 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:50.440 weather smells for to compete with all smells go to sleep, 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:54.040 but any you can smell dogmuk and you're like, oh god, 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:56.600 the whole house is only one hundred percent dogmunk. Now 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:57.680 no oxygen. You're right. 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:00.280 Actually I've learnt to sleep through the crying, but I 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:01.640 can't sleep for the smell. 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:04.360 You actually think of first, why did I crap the bed? 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:07.560 Crap myself? 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:10.240 So we're up in the middle of the night, we're 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:13.680 soaking the clothes in the sink, in the bathroom sink. 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:15.920 The worst bit is, though, by the time you get 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:17.679 him to bed, and it was three am by the 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:21.240 time he's back in the days, the days days beginning. 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:23.440 So I'm put my head down at three point fifteen, 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:24.960 and they go, Okay, at least I'm going to get 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:28.040 some sleep. Thank you, thank you, as I'm going to sleep, 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:30.440 and did your brain ever do this where it goes, 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:34.519 I might just do some life admin before we fall. 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:38.359 When I'm lying here, like that's gonna send you into sleep, 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:41.120 you start rearranging you to do this, don't you. Maybe 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:44.080 I'll do that at ten then drive to that place elever. 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:46.560 So my mind was going, I was just thinking, we 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:51.200 haven't called anybody about the leak in the chimney. It's like, brain, 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:52.760 come on, we can't do this down. 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:54.880 We're not doing this down. And then you're all weight 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:57.880 because then obviously your emotions kicking about the stress of that, 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:00.240 and there's no way and the instant I stopped doing 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:03.440 the mass until I'm getting up in forty eight minutes, 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:07.440 I could get a pretty good night's sleep. Crowned into 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:10.440 forty eight minutes and to be writer's rain in the 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:13.040 morning exactly, they might say, you, actually, who is get 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:14.760 up and to start the bloody day. I should have 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:17.000 been just send an email or texta guy going I 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:20.040 expecting you to respond now. But hey about that. 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:23.440 Leak, because as we're approaching my alarm going off in 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:26.240 the four hour, my brain's still going, I'm just thinking, 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:28.720 we haven't really organized Mother's day. 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:31.800 What are we doing for Mother's Day? Brain? 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:32.239 No? 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:35.000 Yeah, no, man, those wide awake in the dark thoughts 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:36.440 are terrifying, aren't they. 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:39.160 Look Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:41.280 Patsy, what's been going on home the last couple of 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:41.640 days for you? 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:44.320 Yeah, so we've been busy. My poor old dad he's 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:46.440 been in and out of hospital, which happens, you know 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:49.400 when you get older. And he had some heart troubles 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:51.680 this time. So he's got a pacemaker in so he's 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:53.240 a big new bionic man. 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:57.440 That is incredible. I remember a friend of my dad's, 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:59.920 one of his best friends, was the first man's ever 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:02.840 pacemaker fitted in the UK. This was in the eighties 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:06.720 when it was a very new pioneering operation doing it 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:09.280 went on for I don't know ten to twelve hours, 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:12.240 and I remember it was like front page news, and 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:14.000 it was like news all over the world that a 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:16.960 machine was being fitted in somebody's unt was Now, perhaps 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:20.159 I think it's actually quite a quick procedure. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:22.279 Isn't It's very quick under in under sixty. 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:24.520 Minutes, Kidna, I didn't know that under an hour? 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:27.159 Under an hour? What's phenomenal? 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:29.560 Yeah, like in out it's could kind of drive through. 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:30.719 Yeah, he'll be home today. 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:34.000 They must be titysome Now the actual thing they insert, 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:35.760 whereas in the eighties is probably the size of a 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:36.240 game boy. 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:37.640 Now it was the size of a lot of those 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:41.120 big old sort of commodore sort of first that had 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:43.640 to shrink ten scientists to actually live in your heart, 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:46.760 pulling leaves and valves to get the heart going when 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:47.320 it comes home. 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:50.680 Apparently there's this little box that has to like sip 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:51.839 beside his bed. 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.680 I said to Mum, you mean like a modem. Don't 0:04:55.040 --> 0:05:01.040 unplug that. I need a make a phone call. I 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:02.800 got a hoover the room. I need to take one 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:03.680 of these sockets out. 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:06.200 Mom can't even send a text. 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:07.960 And I said to her, well, in case it says 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:11.720 it's hot, said, I wonder it's only sixteen minutes. Where 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:17.440 have you had it done? Some backstreet place? Well, we're 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:19.960 a vets, but we could give you the last time 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:21.840 we did it was a little ship too, But I 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:23.960 guess we could try human hearts are heart right? Bring 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:24.719 him around the back. 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:27.160 Yeah, so he's got this box that he has to 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:29.200 I said to mom, so like, if you go to 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:31.440 the shops, does that have to come with him? And 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:32.120 she said, I don't know. 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:37.120 I need to check that. You don't know you were overseeing. 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:39.800 This is like the director of the the last couple 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:43.120 of days. They need to just stay really go back there. 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:48.760 You don't know it'll be right, well sorted. But it 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:51.280 was quite funny sitting at the hospital. So Audrey and 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:54.640 Chris had to batch for themselves sort of how the. 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:57.320 Hell did they go without you? Because you literally hold 0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:58.719 that whole family together. 0:05:58.880 --> 0:05:59.120 I do. 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:00.920 I'm the prime in is true of that house. 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:04.320 You're you're their box that sits on the night stand. 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:10.520 Way just referred to Patsy Chris to put that in 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:14.720 the mother to take off black box. We must never 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:15.440 unplug you. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:18.520 But you know, Chris is quite a good cook. But 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:21.200 he obviously couldn't be fagged because I kept getting these 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:23.159 alerts of uber excuse. 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:22.960 Me what. 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:28.360 Uber eats alerts on my phone of what they've been ordered. 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:34.880 Reminds your language be bothered cooking, she've been off direction 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:41.000 has They're still in the language of the fifties. It's okay, 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:42.160 Tom sawy and stuff like that. 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:47.120 It's been a tough few days, so they've been hammering 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:50.159 the Uber Eats ap and I keep getting the alerts. 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:53.159 It's like what it set up? Where when the kids 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:55.279 do that? When my wife and I are I see 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:59.640 all the deliveries, it's like nandos. 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:03.800 I must really like those chicken wings. 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:07.360 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:10.920 To your emails, we call late La party. My favorite 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:14.040 email came in late yesterday evening. Yes, that was me, 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:16.800 and it was also my wife. Someone spotted my wife 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:21.680 and I'm leaving target yesterday. That's how we roll. Yes, 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:25.679 I work in show beers. Okay, guilty and my wife 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:27.320 had one of those tags in you know when it 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:33.360 sets off alarmed but you've walked out radiation, all of 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:39.240 it and you all look round at those people. Oh yeah, oh, 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:41.920 trying to get a little sneaky on there A scan 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:45.880 maybe nine items to go through unscanned. What's the crime here? 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:52.480 But it was my wife. She'd throw her under the bus, alibi, 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:55.720 it's a scam. This is what we do every Tuesday 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:58.200 to get our kicks up in twenty four years of marriage. Yeah, 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:01.200 thank you for spotting me. I knew someone who clocked 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:03.520 as well, because they were like just staring and nudging 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:08.960 someone else going him still stuff, just to get an edge, 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:10.640 whatever you're going to do to get through the day. Kids. 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:21.840 L all right, Lates of BARTI the Home of your emails. Yesterday, 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:24.160 Patsy on the show, we had some great stories about 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:27.920 family secrets that you discovered. When I was back home 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:29.320 a couple of weeks ago, I found out love to 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:33.160 my dad trained to be a priest, Patsy. I had 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.360 no idea about this for five months and then quit 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:38.679 when he realized you couldn't have a girlfriend and that 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:43.599 was the end of Catholicism and being a priest. It 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:46.400 was like na, So that screwed that. So we're took 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:48.880 about family secrets. You had some amazing stories yesterday. Here's 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:51.280 one from Anne. A couple of years ago, my cousin 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:54.480 in Greece sent me a photo of my father at 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:57.320 a wedding and asked who the bride was. I told 0:08:57.400 --> 0:09:00.199 her that it was mom and Dad's wedding, and she said, no, 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:03.520 that's not his wife. After a bit of investigation we 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:06.480 found out there was his first wife and they had 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:09.199 two sons. Apparently my dad left Greece and it lis 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:11.719 to start a new family here in Australia. In the 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:14.719 early nineteen fifties. I contacted my cousin in Melbourne. She 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:17.720 confirmed that my parents' marriage was my dad's second marriage. 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:21.640 My parents told everyone that, but my sister and me. Oh, 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:26.040 that it's incredible what families do. My dad's first wife 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.920 was wealthy and owned coffee plantations. Now I know why 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:34.520 you're digging around money in the old family tree. You say, 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:36.800 I don't want to judge dad, and just cut me 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:40.320 on some of that action. I do remember seeing photos 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:44.320 of too well to do little boys in Greece. Oh, 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:47.360 now my sixties. Dad passed away in twenty twenty years ago, 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:50.040 so I guess his first wife will be deceased too. 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:52.640 Such a long time ago. I guess my steps Mama 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:55.800 State has already gone and has already starting all the 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:59.200 what could have been Christian Jack and pats This is interesting, 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:03.319 right James has spelled Patsy pat instead of the s 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:06.480 a Z At the end, I'd like you know, you 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:09.560 see some pretentious people now on Instagram signing like an 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:14.440 autograph one of their arm Instagram post. You think, wow, oh, 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:16.760 you're just letting us know that really comes from you 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:18.920 rather one of your your team. I'd like to see 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:21.240 you signing off everything now, Patsy Patsy with a Z 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:24.839 on Instagram. Yeah, Christian, I heard you listen to I 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:28.000 was listening to show yesterday, Jack talking about songs guarantee 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.320 to work, tried and tested to calm here a crime, 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:32.760 baby down. As a father three, I've been through all 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:35.719 sorts of screaming kids. The trick is not what you 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:38.319 think you should play, but what the baby would have 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:41.520 heard in the womb. You need to start playing that again. 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:43.319 That's what they used to do when everything was calm 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:46.599 and easy. So Jack, what was missus post listening to 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:49.320 over the last nine months? That's some James right point. 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.520 I've still got my Spotify playlist I made for the 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:52.560 birthing sweat thing. 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:56.800 Jack Johnson on a piece slow and soft and no 0:10:56.920 --> 0:10:59.920 one wants to slow and soft anything to they don't answer, 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.800 wasn't a question. Don't call him, Christian. The best solution 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:06.400 for stopping Baby Gordon crying in the car is hearing 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:08.800 his dad sing directly to him. 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:11.800 I've tried that he hates more than the songs you're. 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:16.080 Not putting on your album. Release the sounds. But does 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:18.319 Jack the dad have the energy to sing from to 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:21.600 twenty minutes for the car journey? Christian? When my daughter 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:26.560 was born, I had pre prepared a recording of myself singing, 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:28.920 that's so funny, that's such a good idea, and then 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:31.160 put it on repeat and just nestle the phone next 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:34.319 to the bubbs Carsie work to treat. Having done the 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:39.520 acoustic versions of the songs, maybe Jack could do this, Jane, 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:40.959 that's a great idea. What do you reckon? Jack? 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:43.199 I actually liked that idea because it's like parent wants 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:45.599 well for twenty minutes and then take the rest of 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:46.080 the year up. 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:49.520 Yes, there you go, and Charlotte Christian listened to songs 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:53.079 and what works to sue they crying baby? I had 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:56.360 my daughter four days ago. What calms her down and 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:58.280 sends her back to a deep sleeper was listening to 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:02.240 the podcast. I'm not sure that's thing that that is 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:04.800 not a I know you meant good intentions with that, 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:06.320 but that's a backhanded compliment. 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:09.119 Well, Christian O'Connell's show podcast. 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:12.199 First thing I do when I get into the studio 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:14.920 in the morning is I read through all the text 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:19.320 messages that this radio stations received after the breakfast show. 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:24.760 It's normally about three. This is amazing. Just came in 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:28.240 yesterday afternoon at three o'clock. So yesterday, just so we're 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:31.600 all up, the speed was Tuesday, right, Tuesday is several 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.439 days after last Friday, isn't it. We can all agree 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:36.640 on that. So there was Friday, there was Saturday, there 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:39.800 was Sunday, and then then suddenly you in Tuesday. Friday 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:42.880 is quite a few days ago, isn't it. Hi? Are 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:45.040 you eatable to do with the name of the song 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:48.679 you played last Friday at three thirty? It was around 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:52.000 three thirty. Were trying to find out we would have 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:55.360 it played our wedding sounded night, Anna Smith, it isn't. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:58.320 Thank you regard Bobby. 0:12:58.320 --> 0:12:59.600 Well, we should do the investigating. 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:01.360 We've kind of find out I want to find out 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:03.960 for Bobby he Reckons. It was around three thirty sounded 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:07.040 like Aerosmith, but isn't to be really honest, listen again 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:09.680 at three thirty odds on, it'd be exactly the same song. 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:13.160 That's how commercial radio works, Bobby. We're looking into it 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:20.839 for your game right now. Then we're only up the 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:25.079 lines on nine four one one oh four three. Just 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:27.120 like Charlotte and a four day old baby. We are 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:29.000 aware that most of the time we are on in 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:30.920 the background, you're doing stuff. Some of you are really 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:32.720 at work, some of you are trying to summon up 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:35.240 the energy. Might be lying in bed right now, willing 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:37.480 yourselves to put one for out the bed, then another 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:40.360 and begin the day. There are various things going on 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:43.439 one list. We're chuntering on the background. So we just 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:45.959 want to know the answer to the question what are you? 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:48.200 Just tell us what you are doing right now? Nine 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:50.560 four one four one o four three. That's it. Nothing else. 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:53.640 Don't add an email to it to seemly say, be honest, 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:56.080 whatever he is doing right now? Pause it's like a polaroid, 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:58.520 and then describe the scene. What are you doing right now? 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:01.400 It might be googling something, whatever it is, we want 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:03.680 to hear about it. Some of the more interesting ones. 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:07.880 I have some amazing prizes I brought in today. Yesterday 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:09.880 on my phone I found a actually know it's a 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:12.040 couple of weeks ago. Was an old to do list 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:14.439 from over two years ago. And on there was to 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:18.160 chase up from around about this this time in twenty twenty, 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:21.920 ahead of my daughter's then sixteenth birthday. You know, we 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:24.600 got this fat cat Larry. I wanted to get her 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:27.600 a mug with his fat face on it, so I 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:30.040 ordered ten of them and they never arrived. 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:33.400 Oh the pandemic. Everybody's been a little bit behind two though. 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:35.960 It is a long time not to chase. Hey about 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:38.360 those mugs, all right? They were very good. They went, 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:40.920 oh yeah, yeah, those marsh all right, we are you. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:43.800 I ordered ten of them. I don't know why I 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:47.520 ordered ten fat Larry mugs. Anyway, they turned up last week. 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:48.880 I've given them to the kids and stuff like that. 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:53.960 Here they are. I have five. Can't even fill the 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:57.400 I expanded his head, so it's does he look like 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:01.800 a war or filling dot Stranger's sort of monitor to say, 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:05.200 we will just try our planet unless you feed me. 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:08.920 Actually does look like a horror movie place. Yeah, you 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:11.240 can win one of the needs only one of ten 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:15.520 feed Larry now Muggs with his beautiful megahead on there 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:18.800 win one of these very exclusive nevera ever repeated. These 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:21.280 are collector's items, these mugs. You can win one now, 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.440 seemly by telling us what are you up to right now? 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:27.800 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:30.040 It's the Christian O'Connell Show, where we just asked you 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:32.360 this morning, the simple question. All we wanted to do 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:36.720 is to answer, what are you up to right now? Christian? 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:40.720 Right now, this moment, I'm reading a book about monsters. Peter. 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:44.360 I'm curious. I want to find out more. Christian. I'm 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:47.360 counting kegs in the cellar a pub and Corln good work. 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:49.440 Keep it up, Christian. I'm trying to make the bed 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:53.680 with a sleeping cats on it who will not be moved? Allerdson, Christian, 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:58.840 I'm sanding a bull bar. I'm ordering a coffee at 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:02.440 Macha's drive through in Croydon. Enjoy Johnny by Christiana won 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:05.480 my twenty third lap around the oval. All right, Bobby, 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:10.359 big bulls, but no goal kicking practicingly because it's illegal. 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:14.760 That's from Johnny boy. Christian. What am I doing right 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:18.520 now driving home from the gym, trying to driving home 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:21.240 from the dreams Cha seven, trying to fend off a migraine, 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:24.320 becoming obsessed with a cockroach that won't get outside of 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:33.240 my window. That's from Sarah Creig. Good morning, Greg, Greg. 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:35.000 Hello, there you going? 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:36.480 I'm going Greg, Greg? 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:37.640 What are you up to right now? 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:41.480 I'm driving damn well, now I'm driving damn now and 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:44.440 see if Gipsway and Highway. Going to get a second 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:46.920 load of sand for the company I work for. And 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:49.120 I've got my two cats sitting on the on the 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:50.080 passionate site with. 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:54.280 Me to the cats come with you every day every day. 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:57.040 I normally had three, but one of the cats had 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.160 to go and have admitted dental work at the bits 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:00.040 of the sports. 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:04.560 Oh my years it playing. 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:07.840 I've got a note from my dentists that I don't 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:08.800 have to come to work today. 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:13.920 Do you know what I love? I love seeing dogs 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:15.800 with the in cars and stuff like that, but I've 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:18.399 never seen cats and cars. What great wingmen you've got 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:19.040 wing cats? 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:21.480 I have the. 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:26.080 Original to Christian there the only might call it's legal team. 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:29.880 Their names of Slater and Gordon and the dude you've 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:32.160 the little brown dulla. His name's Woe. 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:35.560 And how long have the cats been coming to work 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:35.760 with you? 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:39.359 The two older ones are going with me for a bit, 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:43.480 No I years and whoie mon Ale So he's going 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:44.600 with me Friday months. 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:50.040 New generation of cat wingmen. And you know you don't 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:51.879 worry about them running out the car or anything. 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:53.560 Don't. 0:17:53.680 --> 0:17:55.840 They don't get out at all, Christian. They have me 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:58.600 sitting in the suits. They had my lunch, so I've been. 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:02.680 Opening up for lunch box. Oh Bloody and his carrots. 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:06.399 From seeing that the tuna, I'm want to kill you 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:07.000 for a Saturday. 0:18:07.200 --> 0:18:07.400 Greg. 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:10.960 We're talking about this. What you want tuna? What do 0:18:11.040 --> 0:18:12.439 you people find that we like tuna? 0:18:14.119 --> 0:18:17.520 Well, I don't like tuna. They want they want roast 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:18.280 buy sandwiches. 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:21.320 That's what I's that's that's a cat thing? Is it 0:18:21.600 --> 0:18:23.040 on roast salvages? 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:24.640 Greg? 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:27.240 This is amazing. Please can you send a photo of 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:30.320 the cats in the seat? Okay? Do you send me 0:18:30.400 --> 0:18:31.000 a phone. 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:33.040 Number and I'll send you a bottle of the two 0:18:33.280 --> 0:18:35.119 or I'll give you one or four three of the 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:35.840 two this morning. 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:37.560 Yeah, send me some options mate, So I've got some 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:40.720 options for a calendar and I'm going to send you 0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:44.560 the mug with my cat Larry on it. Okay, thank 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:44.960 you very. 0:18:44.960 --> 0:18:46.280 Much, Christian old Treasurer. 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:48.840 Thank you very much. Greg. Lovely chat to you mate. 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:54.919 Cheers Greg. Let's go to Georgia. Good morning, Georgia. Hello Georgia. 0:18:54.960 --> 0:18:56.280 What are you up to right now? Mate? 0:18:56.680 --> 0:19:00.119 I'm sitting in a rocking chair pumping breast milk for 0:19:00.240 --> 0:19:01.000 my ten week up. 0:19:02.480 --> 0:19:03.840 How are you going? How's it all going. 0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:07.960 I've had my challenges. I had three days in hospital 0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:10.240 with mass daters, so we've got to keep on top 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:13.400 of these things. And my baby was channeling fat Larry 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:16.119 this morning. She didn't think she really felt like eating, 0:19:16.280 --> 0:19:18.960 so she thought she'd to sweep in. But here I 0:19:19.080 --> 0:19:22.040 am at before seven o'clock. I'm not a morning person. 0:19:23.400 --> 0:19:25.720