1 00:00:10,204 --> 00:00:13,484 Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point 2 00:00:13,524 --> 00:00:15,204 Speaker 1: seven podcasts. 3 00:00:14,604 --> 00:00:22,044 Speaker 2: Playlists, and listen live on the free iHeart app. Yeah 4 00:00:22,244 --> 00:00:27,804 Speaker 2: yeah yeah st there man cutting Yeah yeah yeah yeah 5 00:00:27,844 --> 00:00:31,564 Speaker 2: now yeah yeah yeah just cutting. 6 00:00:32,763 --> 00:00:35,924 Speaker 3: Are you ready for on the cutting room floor today? 7 00:00:36,043 --> 00:00:39,924 Speaker 3: Dads are great largely they just get along with their lives. 8 00:00:40,004 --> 00:00:42,084 Speaker 3: They organized stuff. They don't get much praise. They don't 9 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,524 Speaker 3: do anything they've managed to do. 10 00:00:43,604 --> 00:00:45,083 Speaker 4: They organize things I think they do. 11 00:00:45,204 --> 00:00:46,924 Speaker 3: They do a lot of stuff they do. They do 12 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,803 Speaker 3: a lot of stuff that goes under the radar. There's 13 00:00:48,804 --> 00:00:51,724 Speaker 3: a lot of stuff you do. You know, your cook food, 14 00:00:51,804 --> 00:00:53,444 Speaker 3: or you'll fixed stuff, or you'll go and move a 15 00:00:53,524 --> 00:00:55,564 Speaker 3: kid's fridge, and you do that largely. 16 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,084 Speaker 2: You know, you just do stuff. 17 00:00:57,204 --> 00:00:59,444 Speaker 3: You might have a hangout, you might have pain, you 18 00:00:59,564 --> 00:01:02,364 Speaker 3: might not at all. It's just so you just go 19 00:01:02,484 --> 00:01:07,324 Speaker 3: on unnoticed. But we do have a trouble problem with 20 00:01:07,444 --> 00:01:09,764 Speaker 3: getting stuff over the line when it comes to what 21 00:01:09,964 --> 00:01:10,563 Speaker 3: the kid wants. 22 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,084 Speaker 2: You just want to make your daughter happy. 23 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:15,684 Speaker 3: And this young girl has told her dad she wanted 24 00:01:15,724 --> 00:01:17,364 Speaker 3: a K pop birthday party? 25 00:01:18,124 --> 00:01:18,484 Speaker 2: How did it go? 26 00:01:18,844 --> 00:01:21,444 Speaker 3: So what she wanted was like you know k pop, 27 00:01:21,524 --> 00:01:24,764 Speaker 3: you know the bright stages, the fun outfits, the quirky music. 28 00:01:25,764 --> 00:01:26,923 Speaker 2: Dad thought that. 29 00:01:28,684 --> 00:01:32,684 Speaker 3: She met Korean party, so he's looks Kim John UN's 30 00:01:32,724 --> 00:01:33,404 Speaker 3: faces come on. 31 00:01:33,644 --> 00:01:35,844 Speaker 2: So he got her a cake with Kim John woo. 32 00:01:35,964 --> 00:01:37,363 Speaker 4: She went he went North Korea? 33 00:01:37,604 --> 00:01:39,684 Speaker 2: Yeah, wrong, bad career, who went bad? 34 00:01:40,004 --> 00:01:42,364 Speaker 4: He could have at least gone side Yeah, he could. 35 00:01:42,164 --> 00:01:44,764 Speaker 2: Have gone side Gangham style, which is pretty much K pop. 36 00:01:45,044 --> 00:01:47,404 Speaker 3: But he's gone North Korea to the dictator. And so 37 00:01:47,604 --> 00:01:49,324 Speaker 3: what was what did she have a cake with a 38 00:01:49,444 --> 00:01:50,484 Speaker 3: cake with his head on it? 39 00:01:51,724 --> 00:01:52,244 Speaker 4: Was she happy? 40 00:01:53,164 --> 00:01:55,884 Speaker 3: You know? I think kids would be happy with having 41 00:01:55,964 --> 00:01:58,444 Speaker 3: a North Korean dictator on the cake. 42 00:01:58,524 --> 00:02:00,844 Speaker 4: It could put on a balloon. It's shaped like a balloon. 43 00:02:00,924 --> 00:02:01,084 Speaker 2: Yeah. 44 00:02:01,124 --> 00:02:04,324 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not exactly K pop, is it? 45 00:02:04,604 --> 00:02:04,644 Speaker 3: No? 46 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:08,163 Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's it's dictator stuff. But that's what happens. 47 00:02:08,204 --> 00:02:10,724 Speaker 3: Remember when we used to work with Boss Lady Millie 48 00:02:11,284 --> 00:02:14,604 Speaker 3: and she went and got her eyebrows done, and her 49 00:02:14,684 --> 00:02:16,284 Speaker 3: dad walked in and just said, man. 50 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,164 Speaker 2: You look like a monster. 51 00:02:18,324 --> 00:02:23,203 Speaker 1: She fled the room in tears, had sobbed herself to 52 00:02:23,284 --> 00:02:24,123 Speaker 1: sleep on the bed. 53 00:02:24,324 --> 00:02:26,484 Speaker 4: Yeah, and she was about to go to a formal 54 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:28,284 Speaker 4: or something. So you look like a. 55 00:02:28,404 --> 00:02:32,524 Speaker 3: Moment Ellie's mum said to her husband at the time 56 00:02:32,923 --> 00:02:36,564 Speaker 3: they divorced, since not because of that, said, oh my god, Andrew, 57 00:02:36,644 --> 00:02:37,724 Speaker 3: can't you can't you? 58 00:02:37,964 --> 00:02:38,163 Speaker 2: Yeah? 59 00:02:38,844 --> 00:02:40,483 Speaker 4: You have to say every word that comes into your head. 60 00:02:40,884 --> 00:02:42,804 Speaker 2: Yeah. And that's what happens, and I do it with 61 00:02:42,884 --> 00:02:43,844 Speaker 2: my daughter regularly. 62 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:46,204 Speaker 3: What I just thinks like that where you muck up 63 00:02:46,284 --> 00:02:49,124 Speaker 3: stuff or you make food and they're never happy. 64 00:02:49,483 --> 00:02:50,683 Speaker 2: They're never happy with anything. 65 00:02:51,244 --> 00:02:53,323 Speaker 1: We went through the stage, as you know of when 66 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:55,924 Speaker 1: my children were younger. I thought it was a badge 67 00:02:55,923 --> 00:02:58,084 Speaker 1: of honor and a duty and a much loved duty 68 00:02:58,124 --> 00:02:59,724 Speaker 1: because I love baking to make. 69 00:02:59,603 --> 00:03:00,363 Speaker 4: Their birthday cake. 70 00:03:00,444 --> 00:03:04,284 Speaker 1: Yes, when Jack was one and Liam had just turned three, 71 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:05,964 Speaker 1: I thought, oh, this one year old's not going to care. 72 00:03:05,964 --> 00:03:08,404 Speaker 1: But I knew there'd be a photo, and so I thought, 73 00:03:08,404 --> 00:03:10,083 Speaker 1: I'm as well to make it out of polystyrene and 74 00:03:10,124 --> 00:03:12,764 Speaker 1: put some smarties on it. But instead, no, I made 75 00:03:12,764 --> 00:03:15,804 Speaker 1: a big cake and blah blah blah. But then Emiliam, 76 00:03:15,844 --> 00:03:18,084 Speaker 1: when he was three and we got two circle cakes, 77 00:03:18,124 --> 00:03:19,963 Speaker 1: hardly helped me. We put the little animal and we 78 00:03:20,043 --> 00:03:21,964 Speaker 1: made a farmyard, put little animals on them and they 79 00:03:21,964 --> 00:03:24,724 Speaker 1: were doing little chocolate poos. We had a little mirror 80 00:03:24,803 --> 00:03:26,484 Speaker 1: that had a swan on it like a lake. 81 00:03:26,644 --> 00:03:27,484 Speaker 2: I remember seeing that. 82 00:03:27,603 --> 00:03:29,484 Speaker 1: And then as they got older and got more specific 83 00:03:29,524 --> 00:03:33,404 Speaker 1: about wanting things like the Shrek cake, Brendan, I thought 84 00:03:33,404 --> 00:03:35,644 Speaker 1: I might need to buy one, and you shamed me. 85 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:36,963 Speaker 2: I did not shame you. 86 00:03:37,363 --> 00:03:39,803 Speaker 1: You said you have to make your child's own cake. 87 00:03:40,204 --> 00:03:42,404 Speaker 1: So you said you'd make a Shrek cake. 88 00:03:43,164 --> 00:03:44,844 Speaker 4: And this went on for weeks. We said I've got 89 00:03:44,844 --> 00:03:46,084 Speaker 4: all the it's going to be incredible. 90 00:03:46,084 --> 00:03:47,484 Speaker 1: And I started to get a bit anxious because I 91 00:03:47,524 --> 00:03:50,244 Speaker 1: thought it does tap into how you feel as a 92 00:03:50,324 --> 00:03:52,884 Speaker 1: parent when someone shames you and says I'll make the cake. 93 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:55,284 Speaker 1: And you said that you were scared that you'd be 94 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:59,724 Speaker 1: that dream Works would send their lawyers over because you're 95 00:03:59,724 --> 00:04:00,604 Speaker 1: infringing copyright. 96 00:04:00,724 --> 00:04:03,523 Speaker 2: Could a cease and desist? Because the likeness was so 97 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:06,324 Speaker 2: uncanny and you didn't know me that well back then. 98 00:04:06,644 --> 00:04:07,484 Speaker 2: This was like two things. 99 00:04:07,564 --> 00:04:09,444 Speaker 4: I gave you the benefit of the dad. 100 00:04:09,324 --> 00:04:11,083 Speaker 2: And this shred cake. And I remember making it with 101 00:04:11,204 --> 00:04:12,764 Speaker 2: my daughter Romany, who was. 102 00:04:13,204 --> 00:04:16,324 Speaker 3: Very young, and she was so cute because she loves baking, 103 00:04:16,803 --> 00:04:18,884 Speaker 3: and she's saying, I think it's pretty good. 104 00:04:18,844 --> 00:04:22,124 Speaker 4: Dad, And it had a big, gaping sort of chasm 105 00:04:22,204 --> 00:04:22,644 Speaker 4: in the top. 106 00:04:22,844 --> 00:04:26,284 Speaker 3: It broke, it split open in the cooking process. But 107 00:04:26,404 --> 00:04:30,284 Speaker 3: that made Shrek's mouth and my life for his nose. 108 00:04:30,724 --> 00:04:31,684 Speaker 3: And it was this horrible. 109 00:04:31,924 --> 00:04:34,364 Speaker 4: There was a horrible gargoyle vomit. 110 00:04:35,084 --> 00:04:37,724 Speaker 3: It looked dreadful, and Romany was so sweet, she said, 111 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:40,484 Speaker 3: it doesn't look too bad. But then I got into 112 00:04:40,564 --> 00:04:42,804 Speaker 3: work and I said to the producer at the time, Peter, 113 00:04:43,164 --> 00:04:45,364 Speaker 3: I said, and he said, that looks dreadful. And we 114 00:04:45,444 --> 00:04:47,764 Speaker 3: were laughing so much, and then he leaned into the 115 00:04:48,164 --> 00:04:50,844 Speaker 3: You know, apparently the Disney people are upset. 116 00:04:51,164 --> 00:04:53,044 Speaker 2: This likeness is so old. 117 00:04:53,124 --> 00:04:55,244 Speaker 1: I felt terrible because I thought you've out shown me, 118 00:04:55,284 --> 00:04:56,924 Speaker 1: and that's not fair because I loved baking. 119 00:04:57,004 --> 00:04:58,204 Speaker 4: You didn't need to beat me in it. 120 00:04:58,444 --> 00:05:01,363 Speaker 2: No, well, you know, and quite fairly you've been outshining 121 00:05:01,444 --> 00:05:01,964 Speaker 2: me ever since. 122 00:05:02,004 --> 00:05:05,884 Speaker 1: So remember we went to the Sydney Royal Is to show. 123 00:05:06,604 --> 00:05:09,964 Speaker 1: We both made a cake each to be judge. I 124 00:05:10,124 --> 00:05:13,084 Speaker 1: made I think it was a blueberry cake, and you 125 00:05:13,244 --> 00:05:15,404 Speaker 1: made a cake and you thought that you just jam 126 00:05:15,844 --> 00:05:18,564 Speaker 1: Mars bars into it, thinking that that would gets you 127 00:05:18,604 --> 00:05:19,844 Speaker 1: across the line of the judges. 128 00:05:20,124 --> 00:05:22,404 Speaker 4: It didn't work for you, and I've loved that ever since. 129 00:05:22,604 --> 00:05:24,644 Speaker 2: But didn't they say something about your cake being dry? 130 00:05:25,924 --> 00:05:27,044 Speaker 4: What kind of memory? 131 00:05:27,124 --> 00:05:29,324 Speaker 3: Do you pretty sure they said your cake was dry? 132 00:05:29,804 --> 00:05:33,724 Speaker 3: Very upset when Matt Preston criticized your meat book, I know. 133 00:05:33,924 --> 00:05:35,563 Speaker 4: No, my krabby patty? 134 00:05:35,684 --> 00:05:35,844 Speaker 2: Are you? 135 00:05:37,284 --> 00:05:42,124 Speaker 1: My family still won't watch Matt Preston because of that, 136 00:05:42,324 --> 00:05:44,284 Speaker 1: because of that, because I used to make these little 137 00:05:44,324 --> 00:05:46,444 Speaker 1: salmon cakes and I called them krabby patties, and he 138 00:05:46,524 --> 00:05:47,884 Speaker 1: said they tasted festy, and. 139 00:05:47,924 --> 00:05:48,764 Speaker 4: Often he was quite wrong. 140 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:49,884 Speaker 2: I tasted fridge. 141 00:05:50,004 --> 00:05:52,484 Speaker 1: I thought I was going to cry, and it's who cares? 142 00:05:52,604 --> 00:05:56,124 Speaker 1: But he was so savage food and ever since. But 143 00:05:56,284 --> 00:05:59,563 Speaker 1: this is a fun We told him to I didn't 144 00:05:59,604 --> 00:06:00,524 Speaker 1: tell him to go hard. 145 00:06:01,044 --> 00:06:03,044 Speaker 2: You did. I said go hard, go hard. 146 00:06:03,044 --> 00:06:05,404 Speaker 1: I can't handle it. But I've never made them since, 147 00:06:05,524 --> 00:06:09,564 Speaker 1: and my children have never forgiven him. They loved them, 148 00:06:09,644 --> 00:06:11,564 Speaker 1: and they were upset that I was upset. 149 00:06:12,484 --> 00:06:14,444 Speaker 4: Just goes to show don't push me. 150 00:06:16,524 --> 00:06:18,884 Speaker 2: Has anyone seen Matt Preston lightly? 151 00:06:19,044 --> 00:06:19,084 Speaker 3: No? 152 00:06:19,284 --> 00:06:21,404 Speaker 4: No, he emailing a bit fisty. 153 00:06:23,724 --> 00:06:25,804 Speaker 2: Okay, kids, that's it for today. 154 00:06:26,044 --> 00:06:27,404 Speaker 4: Come back tomorrow from Morrow. 155 00:06:27,524 --> 00:06:29,764 Speaker 2: Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room for