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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mini got a question for everyone.

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Speaker 3: What is a small or petty thing you've done to

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Speaker 3: get one over the boss? Small thing just to have

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Speaker 3: a little win over the boss. I'm talking like throwing

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Speaker 3: a fart bomb in his office or something.

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Speaker 1: Like when you used to fart in our boss's office

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Speaker 1: on his on his desk.

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Speaker 3: Then they don't all have to be fart related when

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Speaker 3: he left. If you're listening, Tony, look early days, you

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Speaker 3: came down hard on us.

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Speaker 2: So it's a little bit for me to do a

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Speaker 2: little popping on his keyboard. I didn't. I didn't. I

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Speaker 2: didn't pop on your on.

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Speaker 1: His keyboard, just like you just about into Joe's down

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Speaker 1: his microphone.

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Speaker 2: There we go. Anyway, the reason I am talking about

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Speaker 2: that that was a joke. Obviously Will likes to have fun.

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Speaker 3: The reason I'm talking about that is because that is

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Speaker 3: what happened.

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Speaker 2: On the set of this movie, buddy, So we need

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Speaker 2: to give a little bit of context here. Did you

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Speaker 2: know Will come on come back to me, you bastard.

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Speaker 2: Did you know?

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Speaker 3: Originally, originally Harvey Weinstein's company, Mirror Max, was supposed to

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Speaker 3: do Lord of the Rings.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's right.

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Speaker 1: And then they dogged him because they said he couldn't

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Speaker 1: do it over three movies. So what he said to

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Speaker 1: Philip Jackson, you couldn't do it over three movies.

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Speaker 2: His name's Peter Jackson, Phil Jackson.

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Speaker 4: Peter, I'm crossing my Jackson's and Peter and Phillips.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, carry on.

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Speaker 3: So Weinstein was supposed to do the Lord of the

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Speaker 3: Rings movie, but then he said to Peter Jackson, you

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Speaker 3: only do one movie.

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Speaker 2: Jackson was furious. He said, it's a trilogy.

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Speaker 3: I want to do three, and that's why they left

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Speaker 3: and ended up doing it with New Line Cinema.

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Speaker 2: And he did a great job. He did an amazing job.

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Speaker 3: And apparently as a bit of an f u to

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Speaker 3: Harvey Weinstein, they actually modeled one of these disgusting characters.

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Speaker 2: Yes, called an orc.

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Speaker 3: Yes on Harvey Weinstein. Yes, here's Elijah Wood talking about.

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Speaker 1: That and one of the orc mass and I remember

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Speaker 1: this vividly was designed to look like Harfee Wines.

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Speaker 2: No, as a sort of you, yeah, got a bit

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Speaker 2: of audio now of.

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Speaker 1: That's a better interview than you had with Elijah Wood.

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Speaker 2: I didn't have a very good interview with Elijah Wood.

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Speaker 2: That's fair. We've got no audio to play.

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Speaker 1: You just ended up talking to him abou whether or

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Speaker 1: not he driven in the back of Cheeter Jackson's car

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Speaker 1: because he owns the original cheaty Chitty Bang Bang. I mean,

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Speaker 1: just recounting the story is boring enough. Imagine being in

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Speaker 1: the room the guy was the lead character. What do

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Speaker 1: you got a one on one with the lead character

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Speaker 1: with Frodo Baggins and he asked him about Peter Jackson's

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Speaker 1: version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I mean, shit, that's

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Speaker 1: why we got fired. Not fighting into her microphone.

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Speaker 2: It was interview. Bloody hell, you are on one. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I did a bad interview with the laser Wood. I

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Speaker 2: think that's the I think that's the point you're trying

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Speaker 2: to make. I'm ever we played any audio from hours later.

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Speaker 2: I was on the red carpet for.

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Speaker 3: The Hobbit and I I went to go and interview

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Speaker 3: one of the Hobbits and I said to a bloke

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Speaker 3: next to meek, I was like, which hobbit is that?

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Speaker 2: I don't know which hobbit that is?

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Speaker 3: And it was a key weing next to me, and

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Speaker 3: he goes, mate, that's the Prime Minister.

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Speaker 2: That's John Key, and I.

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Speaker 3: Was like, Jesus Christ, I shouldn't be in this job anyway.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, back on track, New Zealand. It's great. Back on track. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: there's an orc that is designed.

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Speaker 1: Before you also tried to talk Elvish to Kate Plant.

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Speaker 2: Yet Yeah, and you go you go weaving. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I just looked at you play and I was like, mate,

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Speaker 1: we didn't learn the language. We just read the lines.

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Speaker 2: I had three minutes with them.

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Speaker 3: I had three minutes, and I wasted two minutes welcoming

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Speaker 3: them in Elvish. I started up all night in the

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Speaker 3: hotel learning the Elvish shit.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know talking about anymore. But Harvey Weinstein. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: just to get past so Jake, if we can, we're there.

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Speaker 2: Harvey Weinstein is to look like an orc, an orc.

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Speaker 3: So what I'm asking for from you, guys thirty one

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Speaker 3: done to get one over the boss? I know when

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Speaker 3: I used to work at the gym, I used to

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Speaker 3: enjoy there was a there was a computer down the

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Speaker 3: bottom which we'd work with clients with and I used

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Speaker 3: to like putting porn on the computer.

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Speaker 2: So every time my boss would go down with the

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Speaker 2: client and move the mouse and porn would watching j.

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Speaker 3: And then have to close it and then and act professional.

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Speaker 2: So that's something that I did. If you've been like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I used to love doing.

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Speaker 1: That, thirty one O six five's a phone number. Have

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Speaker 1: you done something to get one over your boss? But

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Speaker 1: we're talking little things as well, so I think he

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Speaker 1: might not have even noticed. And that's because we found

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Speaker 1: out that on the set A Lord of the Rings,

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Speaker 1: they actually made the prosthetics for one of the orcs.

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Speaker 1: They actually formed into the face of Harvey Weinstein as

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a how are you to him?

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Speaker 2: Big air few? But you know he deserved it for

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Speaker 2: so many reasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: You can actually go online look up golf mog and

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Speaker 3: there's a real similarity golf mog and Harvey Wine.

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Speaker 1: Strikingly similar.

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Speaker 3: We got Maddie here thirty one sixty five. Maddie, what

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Speaker 3: did you do when you worked in an office to

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Speaker 3: get one over the boss?

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Speaker 5: My boss wasn't a very nice lady. So I used

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Speaker 5: to go into the spam box in the emails and

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Speaker 5: move quotes, move spam emails out, so she's waste time

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Speaker 5: chasing up on quotes for them.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, petty, just a little one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what we were saying for We used to fart

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Speaker 1: in our boss's keyboard when he left the office at night.

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Speaker 3: I've got a great relationship with our boss now, and

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Speaker 3: we've always had a good relationship, but when he first

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Speaker 3: hard time. He was writing this one could say. So

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Speaker 3: it was a little win for me after our radio

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Speaker 3: show that I.

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Speaker 2: Yet pop into his office and pop off. Let's go to.

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Speaker 3: Danniel here thirty one six y five Dannyel Oh, childish,

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Speaker 3: you did something when you quit your job to get

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Speaker 3: one over the boss.

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Speaker 2: Mmm, come back to your dannyel.

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Speaker 3: Perfect a, Nikki here you're going, Nikki, thank you.

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Speaker 2: This is an old boss. You did sign to get

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Speaker 2: one over him?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we did. We actually start super glued everything to

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Speaker 6: he left his coffee cup on the table and it

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Speaker 6: was fresh coffee. So we actually even got the coffee

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Speaker 6: in it. That is everything, mouse, keyboard, the phone, the

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Speaker 5: The whole lot.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 6: Super glued to the desk.

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Speaker 3: Wow, was this a whole office initiative or was there

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Speaker 3: one person responsible?

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Speaker 6: There was two of us responsible.

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Speaker 1: His entire desk.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty it's pretty substantial.

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Speaker 1: Did he notice? I feel like? I feel like if

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Speaker 1: we spot our boss and stuff to his desk, he

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have even He wouldn't even realize because he doesn't

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Speaker 6: Lot of it realized until he went to pick up

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Speaker 6: his coffee cup. The coffee cup wouldn't move.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow.

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Speaker 6: When to pick up the phone? When the phone rang

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Speaker 6: and the phone thing, he couldn't pick up the phone.

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Speaker 1: Nik is still loving him, buddy. I've finished up here

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Speaker 1: in Greg, Greg, what's the little thing you did to

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Speaker 1: get over your bus?

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Speaker 7: I used his name to get himself out of trouble.

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Speaker 7: I was making some noise. I was a maintenance man

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Speaker 7: at a university, and the head lecturer came down and

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Speaker 7: asked me to stop making the noise. It was distracting

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Speaker 7: the students.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 7: And I got closed the door and kept drawing, and

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Speaker 7: she bashed on the door to get my name, and

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Speaker 7: I said, oh, my name is John Davis, but John

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Speaker 7: Davis was on leave. He's my boss.

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Speaker 2: Right, Bloody got him Greg buddy, so sorry? Did he

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Speaker 2: work for the university, Greg, Oh, he was just your

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Speaker 2: boss if.

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Speaker 7: You now a boss at the university maintenance apartment.

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Speaker 2: Nice crazy and it was.

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Speaker 7: A way he was away on leave.

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Speaker 3: Your Greg, Bloody got him Greg father coming back, I

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Speaker 3: thought you.

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Speaker 1: To say, coming back in the radio show Greg, any time.

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Speaker 2: I like, I like.

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Speaker 1: Now huge Tony our boss has called the show good.

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Speaker 4: Tone, good afternoon, guys.

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Speaker 1: Mate.

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure have you been listening to the show.

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Speaker 4: Chances are not, which is really really concerning when I

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Speaker 4: get called can I chat.

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Speaker 5: With the boys?

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Speaker 2: Nothing to see you?

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Speaker 1: No, No, we were just saying tone that in the

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Speaker 1: early days when you you came over to work on

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Speaker 1: our show, and you know, we really needed a lot

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Speaker 1: of work, a lot.

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Speaker 2: Of scrubbing up.

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Speaker 1: You came in, got your hands dirty, and you know,

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Speaker 1: you know, he was quite intense for a while there,

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Speaker 1: so to relieve himself of a lot of the pressure

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Speaker 1: that you were putting. A Sunday when you left work,

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Speaker 1: we used to do our post show meetings. What do

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Speaker 1: you used to go into your office and find on

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Speaker 1: your keyboard.

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Speaker 5: You what.

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Speaker 2: What was there?

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Speaker 5: Ever?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 7: What just did you've called me to tell me that

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Speaker 7: I want I.

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Speaker 2: Just want to get it off my chest time. I

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Speaker 2: feel a lot better.

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Speaker 3: Secondly, of everything I taught you, you think this is

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Speaker 3: entertaining radio. It's a few steps backwards, unfortund It's quite meta, actually,

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Speaker 3: isn't it.

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Speaker 2: Here more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 7: You know you want to