1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Jonesy and Demander podcast. Because we're 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:07,840 Speaker 1: not officially affiliated with the event that's taking place on 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:09,480 Speaker 1: the snow and ice in Italy, right and. 4 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 2: Fair enough, Channel nine they ponied up the money. What 5 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 2: do we do? 6 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 1: We'd have said, oh, we can't talk about it. 7 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 2: What we can't get it for free? 8 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 1: No, so we're calling it the icy Olympics. It's not 9 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:20,800 Speaker 1: about to say the actual words. 10 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 2: There's a bunch of words we can't say. 11 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,760 Speaker 3: I kin'd even read out the words that we can't 12 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 3: say because that's been redacted. 13 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 2: Seems to we live in a redacted world these. 14 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: Days, and we can't play the almost said it Icy 15 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: Olympics theme. But we can play this. 16 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:38,560 Speaker 3: Now, the Acey Olympics. That's our team move version. 17 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 1: Here's a couple of stories that you may not know 18 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 1: that's going on there. Well. First of all, Australia, as 19 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,160 Speaker 1: we know, doing so well, our best ever medals hall ever. 20 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:52,239 Speaker 1: We're coming eleventh. That's incredible. Canada that has a lot 21 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: of snow, has a lot of ices, coming fifteenth. 22 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 2: We're beaten Great Britain. 23 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're beating Great Britain. It's incredible. 24 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 3: Congradulations everybody, let's give ourselves a big clap on the back. 25 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 1: Well, speaking of clerp, that's a terrible transition. There's a 26 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:12,039 Speaker 1: condom shortage at the Olympic. They're all icy Olympic village. 27 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: Am I allowed to say those words? 28 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can do that. 29 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 1: But what's interesting is they it's been reported in the 30 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 1: Italian daily newspaper La Stampa, that has taken three days 31 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 1: to empty the entire stock of ten thousand condoms at 32 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: the icy Olympic village. Official say additional shipments are incoming, 33 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,960 Speaker 1: come on quick. But what I had to did a 34 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,680 Speaker 1: bit of digging because I thought, are they all ramped? 35 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 1: What's going on? It takes long time to get out 36 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,960 Speaker 1: of the like or you'd think for starters. 37 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:40,440 Speaker 3: They're pretty sexy, of course, and they work out well, 38 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,040 Speaker 3: absolutely so they're happy with their body. 39 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:46,480 Speaker 1: But here this is what's interesting is that there are 40 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: less Olympians in the icy Olympics than they are in 41 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: the summer, the hot, dry Olympics. And ten thousand condoms. 42 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 1: That's three to four condoms per athlete. Some obviously won't 43 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 1: be using any so three to four per athlete. At 44 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:04,360 Speaker 1: the Paris Olympics there were twenty eight to twenty nine 45 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 1: per athlete allocated. 46 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 2: What's the city of love? 47 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 1: As you said, I think these people are pretty sinewine 48 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 1: up for it, I'd imagine, I don't know, maybe it 49 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:16,840 Speaker 1: takes too long to get out of the gear and 50 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,919 Speaker 1: everyone's just tired. I mean, you take it out, you'd 51 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:19,640 Speaker 1: be a bit pongy. 52 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 2: What skeleton? 53 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 1: I mean when you take your body out of the lake. 54 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 2: We all know where you're going with this? What's that one? 55 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,639 Speaker 2: When they all sit on each other? 56 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,959 Speaker 1: I know that is very unusual. I saw a meme 57 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 1: that said, this looks like it began as someone opening 58 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: the door and seeing something they shouldn't say. It's a supports. 59 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:41,240 Speaker 1: You know what about this? If you're a fugitive, don't 60 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 1: go to the icy Olympics. A Slovak fugitive was caught 61 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: trying to enter the hockey he'd been a fugitive for 62 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 1: sixteen years and I don't know whether it was facial recognition, 63 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: but he went to support his national ice hockey team 64 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 1: and he was apprehended and didn't even get to see 65 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 1: the game. I'm of all the things to make you 66 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: break your life in hiding. What about this Spanish figure 67 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: skater Tamars Lucrek Guarino Sabat. If he wanted to make 68 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 1: a poster of him, you'd run out of texts. Let's 69 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 1: face it, he his whole performance is based around the 70 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,640 Speaker 1: music of Despicable Me, and he wears the overalls and 71 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 1: the yellow T shirt. If you don't look ridiculous enough 72 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 1: doing figure skating. 73 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 3: Can male skaters just solo male skaters be ik enough 74 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 3: without that? 75 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 1: This is a quadruple ick. So he had a signature 76 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 1: Minions themed routine and just shortly before the icy Olympics, 77 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:39,040 Speaker 1: it looked like they'd change the ruling slightly and he 78 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: would not get permission to dance to his theme, and 79 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 1: the word went out a whole lot of supporters, a 80 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 1: fan base got on board with a hashtag let the 81 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 1: Minion dance and find it the last minute got permission. 82 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 1: Here's how his and I'm not making this up. Here's 83 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 1: the music to which he starts his dance. 84 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 2: See Universal YEP Centennial logo with Minyon. 85 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 1: He's just imagine this with ice dancing attached by someone 86 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,479 Speaker 1: dresses and Minion. 87 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 2: Did you have one eye? 88 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 1: And now let's get to the curling of all the sports. 89 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 1: Who would have thought this would be the most controversial 90 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 1: Canada and Sweden. The Swedes attached a special camera overhead 91 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: because they wanted to accuse the Canadians of cheating, of 92 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 1: touching what I call the robo vac the other day. 93 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,840 Speaker 1: He gave it a slight, minuscule little touch, and the 94 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 1: Swede said courtier, and then they had a big fight. 95 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,479 Speaker 2: It's okay touching the rock after dog line, I don't 96 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,359 Speaker 2: know or touching the rock? Who's doing that? 97 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:53,600 Speaker 3: You don't know it who? 98 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,279 Speaker 2: It's a couple who I haven't done a wis You can. 99 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:01,480 Speaker 1: Stop swears swears at the curling. I have to make 100 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 1: your hair curl. That's my icy Olympic round, all right? 101 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:05,680 Speaker 2: Do we want an outro? 102 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 1: Please? 103 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 2: Touching rock? I see Olympics. 104 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,680 Speaker 1: Don't say you haven't been informed.