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Speaker 2: Yeah. That was our underwater diving broadcasting record. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And then about a week laterst someone else beat us

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Speaker 3: So as world record holders, I thought, we are people

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Speaker 2: Well we got too.

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Speaker 3: The heaviest single repetition weighted pull up in a wheelchair.

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Speaker 3: It's like a small stuffed toy. Like they look like

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Speaker 3: It's six foot seven inches long, which is over two

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Speaker 3: The most okay, the most dog tricks were formed under

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Speaker 4: I don't think he even knows what a washing line is.

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Speaker 3: Sizes between nine and twelve the unlike no, I've misread this,

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Speaker 3: Kinsugi is the Japanese art of putting broken pottery back together.

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Speaker 3: But not only does it look beautiful, it's the concept

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Speaker 4: That might be the case for my mum's ladro that

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Speaker 3: When you're in that pink when you're in that yellow

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Speaker 1: Oh you seriously did?

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Speaker 2: It's curious.

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Speaker 4: My mum's got a great dining room table and it

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Speaker 3: That is fantastic, it is. And it's not that big,

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Speaker 4: No, no, it's like what they thought the future would be

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Speaker 3: Well, I call it the by centennial table because we

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Speaker 3: It's the spirit of optimism and potential. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 4: That's your art piece and all the cracks that go

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Speaker 1: Do you remember the tamagotchi?

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Speaker 2: Do I remember the tamagotchi?

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Speaker 1: Into it?

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Speaker 4: My daughter was into it and we had to because

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Speaker 3: Along the journey, a lot of girls were into it

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Speaker 3: And that leads to this leaning in of kids into

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Speaker 3: Tamagotchi's fell away, didn't They They.

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Speaker 4: Went away, Thank the Lord. Although I think I've got

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Speaker 3: They're probably worth a lot of money because Tamagotchi's a

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Speaker 3: You can now connect with and play on Wi Fi,

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Speaker 3: download different items, spend money spend money, spend money.

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Speaker 1: So there you go.

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Speaker 3: They've updated the tamagotchi and the Tamagotchi is back. It's

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Speaker 2: Man, like, why can't they just have a goldfish or

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Speaker 2: a plant.

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Speaker 3: And that has a natural end, as we know, the

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Speaker 3: and death in the space of a few weeks.

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Speaker 1: What about sea monkeys, Yeah, that's what we had to

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Speaker 2: You look at those sea monkeys.

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Speaker 1: That dad's job didn't last. He head off every day

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Speaker 2: You know, those sea monkeys. It pretty much just lies

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Speaker 3: Pretty much lies, and you had to pretend that you

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Speaker 3: had microscopic eyes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but according to the back of the comic book

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Speaker 3: There's a little baby in a high chair to work,

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Speaker 3: so utopia.

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Speaker 2: They lived in a castle.

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Speaker 3: And none of us had no homes, had the technology

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Speaker 3: where were consuming to see that they were actually prawn lives.

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Speaker 1: Or whatever they were.

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Speaker 2: That's what they were. Prawn. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't look exactly like they did on the packet,

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Speaker 4: I wonder what happened to those sea monkeys. Did they

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Speaker 4: indeed grow up into giant things?

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Speaker 1: They're ruling the sewers, giant prawns.

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Speaker 2: And there's dad with his briefcase.

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Speaker 1: And mum with a kid in a high chair, roaring

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Speaker 4: Dad's going he's got to tend to other larvae because

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Speaker 1: I'm not emptying your poochube, do it yourself.

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Speaker 2: There's some more sweeping up our categroom floor. Today. We

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Speaker 2: didn't get around to the subject of G streaks.

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Speaker 1: What's what is the subject of G strings?

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Speaker 2: How would you feel if I had news about G strings?

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Speaker 2: If they were either out or.

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Speaker 1: In as opposed to ride up right up?

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Speaker 2: How do you feel about G strings?

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Speaker 3: I go through phases I've got now I'm resting comfortably

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Speaker 3: at the high cut underwear That isn't.

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Speaker 1: A G string.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like that sexy.

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Speaker 3: It's not sexy, it's comfortable, it's not I have owned

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Speaker 3: G strings, and now if I ever wear one, I

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Speaker 3: spent a whole time trying to pull it out of

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Speaker 2: How high cut? When you say high cut.

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Speaker 3: Now just meaning it's not cottontail which I used to wear.

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Speaker 3: just slightly higher.

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Speaker 1: Who cares? Would you like? Would you wear a G string?

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Speaker 2: I have won a G string. I wore a stage

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Speaker 2: I wore it in the real full Monty, but.

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Speaker 1: That only lasted a second for you to pull it off.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 4: I had to wear it throughout rehearsal. I had to

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Speaker 4: It was more comfortable than I would have imagined.

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Speaker 2: It was a tailor with it. It was a tailor

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Speaker 2: made T string.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, tailor made. What does that mean? That measure you

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Speaker 1: have thick your bottom cracking?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they measure the whole luggy John wasn't there? Why

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Speaker 2: women that picture that's been doctor where.

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Speaker 3: He's got a very long bum crack and she's got

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Speaker 1: But apparently it was.

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Speaker 2: It was doctored to do that. I looked at the original.

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Speaker 4: I will say this, John Lennon has a longer than

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Speaker 4: average bomb.

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Speaker 1: Now does you'll sit on the on the sky?

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Speaker 2: Minds an average sized length body.

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Speaker 1: But they still they still had to custom make.

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Speaker 2: You well, they made custom g strings for all of us,

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Speaker 1: The custom Let's drilled down on what measures which bits.

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Speaker 4: The whole, you know, the bits that she put the waist,

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Speaker 4: waist and down that the crutch area and everything.

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Speaker 3: But she did she measure from the top of the

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Speaker 2: I can't remember. It was a few years ago.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a longer crack?

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Speaker 3: Does that mean that you wear the G string higher

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Speaker 3: or you're inside doesn't match the crease on the outside.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's possibly why they got measured.

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Speaker 4: I will say this, firstly, very comfortable, not very comfortable,

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Speaker 4: but surprisingly comfortable.

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Speaker 1: I don't agree.

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Speaker 2: Secondly, that whole long bum crack thing.

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Speaker 4: Because the ladies, the trend now is and this is

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Speaker 4: the news, the g banger trend is back to stay

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Speaker 4: because on the catwalks of around the world, models are

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Speaker 2: The whole action.

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Speaker 3: So the G string, it's like Kath and Kim, the

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Speaker 3: G string sits higher than your pants.

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Speaker 2: Yep, Kim was ahead of a time.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's only two percent of the population not even two.

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Speaker 3: I'd say point two of the population that looks good on.

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Speaker 1: Have you got a picture?

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Speaker 2: I don't have any handouts. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I could google it, but if you're looking, but if

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Speaker 3: you're someone on a catwalk, is going to look good

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Speaker 3: in that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: For sure? I would look dreadful in that.

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Speaker 2: I think you.

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Speaker 3: Because as you not even as you get older, most

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Speaker 3: of the legs. There's rollie bits and you can't have

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Speaker 3: rolling bits at the front. Well you can, you can

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Speaker 3: wear whatever you like, but I don't think you look

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Speaker 3: good if you've got your roller bits at the front

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Speaker 3: with the g string over, you know, cutting them in half.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: I do. I think it's kind of hot, do you Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I think sometimes when I see that.

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Speaker 3: Even on a real body, not just on a not

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Speaker 3: on a tight flat body, on a body that has rolls.

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Speaker 4: And sometimes you'll be looking at someone and you know

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Speaker 4: they might scooch down to pick up some groceries or something. Right,

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Speaker 4: could be an average someone that you wouldn't imagine who

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Speaker 2: There was a Minister of Transport minister many years ago.

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Speaker 4: I was doing a gig with her I've forgotten a name,

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Speaker 4: rib Ma, and she I was at the leg turn,

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Speaker 4: just doing what I usually do. She came up, she

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Speaker 4: dropped up some groceries, dropped her notes down, and she

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Speaker 4: was wearing sensible pants.

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Speaker 2: But then out of us.

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Speaker 1: You saw the t bar at the top.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I suddenly went hang on, Yeah, but no, but.

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Speaker 3: This is not what we're talking about. Seeing that at

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Speaker 3: the back is one thing. But at the way the

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Speaker 3: so you have to have flat, flanky bits for that

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Speaker 3: g string to sit well at the front.

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Speaker 1: Would you agree?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that's.

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Speaker 1: What I mean.

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Speaker 3: If you saw a normal person in massively low cut

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Speaker 3: just rolls, just regular female roundness.

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Speaker 1: You're rubbing your face.

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Speaker 2: Just what's a normal person? You know what? That'd be

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Speaker 2: hanging down thing.

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Speaker 3: Well, you don't get to chew, That's my point. It

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Speaker 3: only looks good on certain people that don't have the

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Speaker 3: big dew lap. Is that what you're is that the

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Speaker 3: word you're looking for, the apron of skin at the front,

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Speaker 3: aprin of fat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just getting into sexy town, trying to bring

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Speaker 4: you around, trying to get a cold spoon out. It's

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Speaker 4: like when I went to Sexpo and I walked into

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Speaker 4: sex Bow around for work purposes, just to see what

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Speaker 4: goes on there, walked around the whole displays moderately aroused,

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Speaker 4: and just when I'm leaving, they funnel you through the

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Speaker 4: visectomy team.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you're watching on video people getting visa.

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Speaker 1: You were the only one that was funneled that way.

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Speaker 1: I was the only person who was inappropriate.

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Speaker 2: And Dave Grohl he wishes anyway, the trend is back good.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, everybody, Amanda's cutting room full floor, everybody, it's time

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Speaker 6: for Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room for It's the cutting

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Speaker 6: room floor. Gay, it's Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room floor.

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Speaker 4: Yeay, Yes, something that's fallen on the cutting room floor.

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Speaker 4: And I must say it's remiss of us not even

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Speaker 4: to mention it, because quite frankly, I was just in

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Speaker 4: it for the Telegraphs headlines alone.

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Speaker 2: On the Gareth Ward situation.

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Speaker 3: Let's bring up to speed with who Eareth Ward is.

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Speaker 3: He's a New South Wales politician yep, and he was

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Speaker 3: found wandering around in his socks and his undies and

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Speaker 3: his shirt trying to get in to Parliament House because

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Speaker 3: he said he'd been locked out from his home. This

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Speaker 3: isn't the first time things have happened to him. Here's

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Speaker 3: how it was set on the news today.

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Speaker 5: Fully clothed MP Gareth Ward sought extra privacy under his umbrella.

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Speaker 1: Can you explain what happened that morning?

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Speaker 5: In a text message, he says he locked himself out

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Speaker 5: of his apartment in the early hours of Sunday, July

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Speaker 5: twenty one, and jogged eight minutes to his workplace for

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Speaker 5: his spare key.

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Speaker 2: Along walk from Potts Point. I believe it's not quite

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Speaker 2: next door.

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Speaker 1: It would never have happened in my day.

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Speaker 5: This is not the first time he's been caught under dressed.

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Speaker 5: Four years ago, the then Families Minister was found sleepwalking

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Speaker 5: naked by police twice, claiming he'd had a general anesthetic

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Speaker 5: that day. Also the subject of a massage scandal in

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Speaker 5: New York in twenty seventeen, Ward denies that he ordered

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Speaker 5: a special massage and says he was the victim of

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Speaker 5: a blackmail scam. Suspended from Parliament in twenty twenty two

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Speaker 5: after being charged with historical sex offenses.

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Speaker 1: Are there any questions special massage?

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Speaker 3: Weirdly, he was voted back in last year as an independent.

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Speaker 2: These are the dopes that run our country, you know.

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Speaker 3: This is the thing he the premier has said, Gee,

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Speaker 3: blind Freddy can see that there's something else going on here.

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Speaker 3: And he said, how dare you talk about blind Freddie?

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Speaker 3: I'm legally blind and yet he jogged in the middle

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Speaker 3: of the night through a prisox and his undies.

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Speaker 2: Can we point out it through a pretty dodgy part

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Speaker 2: of city as well?

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Speaker 3: He lives near King's Cross. He jogged for nine minutes

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Speaker 3: to get to his place of work. But he's legally blind.

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Speaker 2: Look this guy, I don't really have much for him

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Speaker 2: other than.

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Speaker 1: A job, and he's a creep.

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Speaker 4: Allegedly the telegra I don't think the alleged about it canceled.

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Speaker 4: I'm just in it for the telegraphs headlines. I thought

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Speaker 4: it was a pista resistance at Undigate on the front page,

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Speaker 4: but then I flicked over to page four and in.

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Speaker 2: Big letters, I wasn't under the weather.

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Speaker 4: You know, people say a lot about Murdoch Press, but

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Speaker 4: really I salute you bravo that.

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Speaker 3: That's the only thing you can smile about in this

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Speaker 3: entire story, you know you who It reminds me of

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Speaker 3: when he says, oh boy, there's an excuse. There's always

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Speaker 3: an excuse, always an excuse. Have you seen what Sean

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Speaker 3: Comb's p Ditties lawyer has said recently? You may know

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Speaker 3: that he has been accused of sex trafficking, of manipulating

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Speaker 3: people into sex parties, of doing all kinds of underhand

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Speaker 3: sexual behavior. And he was found with a thousand bottles

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Speaker 3: of lube at his home, a copious collection of lubricant

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Speaker 3: and baby oil found by federal agents. He has said.

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Speaker 3: When these lawyer was confronted, I don't think it was

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Speaker 3: a thousand bottles.

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Speaker 1: I mean it was a lot. He said, there's a

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Speaker 1: cost go down the street.

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Speaker 3: I think Americans buying well, he said ironically. He hasn't

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Speaker 3: brought up giant tins of beetroot or toilet paper, just this.

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Speaker 1: He buys in bulk. One particular item.

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Speaker 2: Impeded his defense.

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Speaker 4: I've been into Costco and there's a whole range of

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Speaker 4: great stuff that you can buy.

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Speaker 1: Interesting though he only went for the loube, but.

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Speaker 2: It might have been on special. He's got a bit

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Speaker 2: of two for one deal.

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Speaker 3: His lawyer also said, and look, these are consensual adults

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Speaker 3: doing what consensual adults do. He said, we can't get

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Speaker 3: puritanical in this country to think that somehow sex is

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Speaker 3: a bad thing, because if it was, it'd be no

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Speaker 3: more people. He is completely disregarding the fact that he

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Speaker 3: has been charged with sex trafficking, forcing people to have

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Speaker 3: sex men and women against their wishes and after they've

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Speaker 3: been drugged, et cetera, et cetera. This isn't just normal,

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Speaker 3: con sexual, consensual sex parties. So maybe his lawyers should

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Speaker 3: show his piehole that.

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Speaker 2: Is something innocent. Maybe he was starting his own Lube

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Speaker 2: your franchise.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he was.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's a thing.

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Speaker 3: Why can't he start his own sliced beet root franchise?

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Speaker 1: No, only Lube Tay kids.

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Speaker 2: That's it for today. Come back to mar Or Farmer

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Speaker 2: of Chelsey and the studying room for