WEBVTT - BONUS EPISODE - Uncut with KIIS FM Part 1 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:23.759 Hey guys, and welcome to our cheeky little bonus episode 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:27.200 of Life Uncut. It is very very strange being here 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:30.200 and doing even just this intro recording without Britt. But 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:33.320 this little bonus episode is because, as some of you 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:35.800 guys would already know, Britt and I did a segment 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:39.120 on Kiss FM the last couple of weeks and there's 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:41.080 been so many of you on the Facebook group and 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:43.360 also in DMS asking if there's somewhere where you can 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:45.200 listen back to the segment. So we thought we would 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:47.680 just package up our little radio segment that we did 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:50.400 with Mitch Chury and give it to you here as 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:52.760 a bonus episode. So if you're interested in listening to 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:55.880 the radio talk back, then this is for you. But 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:58.440 also there's going to be some overlap in some of 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:00.840 the conversations and things as well, so if you are 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:02.760 a die hard Life on Cut fair and you may 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:05.720 find that some of the themes we've already talked about 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:08.360 on the podcast. But anyway, hey listen, it's a quick one. 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:11.399 It's only fifteen minutes. This is our first section from 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:13.160 the very first week we did, which was two weeks 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:15.720 ago with Kiss FM, and then we also did a 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:19.280 segment last Wednesday night as well, and if you love this, 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:21.520 I can package that one up separately for anyone who 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:23.360 wants to listen to that also, and that's going to 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:25.480 be dropping on Sunday, So keep an eye out for that. 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:28.479 Two little bonus episodes for you this week, and then 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:32.200 we'll be back to our very normal scheduling with a nice, big, 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:36.800 meaty episode for you on Tuesday. Here it is our 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:38.959 little segment that we did with Kiss FM. It was 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:40.679 so much fun. We hope you enjoy. 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:48.240 Mitch Till Midnight, Kiss Nights. 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:51.400 Welcome back, Kiss Nights. I'm Mitch Till Midnight. I'm joined by. 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:53.120 The lovely Britt Hockeley Laura Burn. 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:56.760 Hello, ladies, Hi Mitch, thanks for having our Thank you. 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:58.720 I feel great coming in a hot seat. 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:00.600 I know it's fun. I have you guys here. 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:03.400 BRIT's just over there, like nestled into Jackie O's against 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:05.640 her sparkly microphone, really making. 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:05.880 It her own. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:06.200 Guys. 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:07.680 I know I was going to play it down a 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:09.640 little bit just in case Jackie was listening. 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:12.640 But Jackie, I'm I'm actually all in. I'm frothing your microphone. 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:13.840 It's beautiful. You've kept it clean. 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:15.720 She's going to come in tomorrow. But why's the foundation 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:17.400 on make phones? I don't know whether this color. I'm 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:18.440 not a mable leaning girl. 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.880 What I've pretty been making out with the headphone because 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:22.680 there's lepsi all over Mitch, what. 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:24.640 Do you do at the studio at night? You are 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:26.600 playing any makeup or what's happening? 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:27.560 Having the time my life? 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:29.600 That's it? Literally, guys. 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:33.400 You may know Britain Laura from The Bachelor, right or 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:34.720 very successful run. 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:35.919 I mean you found the love of your life. 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:38.480 You with Maddie j pro created, Yeah, you've got another 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:41.040 one on the way yeah, pregnant yeah, and then Britt 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:42.639 you made it all the way to the end, Final 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:47.600 Girl and single Dune the national team jumped on national television. 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:50.520 It's not a contrast. Hey here we are, here, we are. 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:52.400 But you know what, Mitch is always too soon. 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:58.000 So you are used to have a podcast Life on Cut, 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:00.880 which I love and Pete people seem to love it too. 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:02.160 So we're going to be doing some of the things 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:03.880 you do on the pod. We're going to be asking 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:04.760 some questions ask on. 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:05.840 Card is that how it works? 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.000 We have asked gunkat, which is a section on the 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:11.600 podcast where we answer listener questions. So guys, you can 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:13.919 call up with your deep, dark and dirty questions and 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:17.680 we will give our very unqualified but extremely enthusiastic advice. 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:19.760 You know what, If anything, it just makes you feel 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:22.040 a little bit less alone and a little bit less 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:25.040 weird because you're, like, man, everyone else has these awkward 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:25.799 problems as well. 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:27.840 I'm not sure only one yea. And if we can't relate, 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:28.440 we'll just lie. 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:31.400 If you feel like we've one of the two, like, 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:33.440 it's fine, it'll be one of those three options. 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:34.400 Well, that is what's next. 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:36.640 Because I listened to the podcast in research like I'm 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.000 a journal over here, Like I listened to Life on Cards. 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:39.800 How You Take your Job to Sea? 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:41.480 It really did. It's a hard hitting on Like Peter. 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:43.520 Roverton over here, you love that for human I listened 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:46.000 and I heard something a couple of weeks ago. Laura 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:48.600 involves you in a toilet and dropping a very expensive 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:51.080 piece of tech into said toilet pole. 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:52.440 He sounds so shocked by this. 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:54.920 That's hardly the most shocking thing I said on that podcast. 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:58.280 After that really confused me, and the fact that I 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:00.520 took a selfie with the fun tonight and all sorts 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:02.160 of the phone. 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:04.720 Okay, so guys, for anyone who hasn't listened to the podcast, 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.560 I went to the toilet, you know, I had my 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:10.200 two minutes piece away from my child, sat down, did 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:13.520 my business, then realize the toilet paper wasn't actually within reach. 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:15.080 It was on the other side of the bathroom, which 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:16.920 also happens when you have a kid. Things just get 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:19.120 moved and you don't know where things are. So I 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.000 had to like half pull my pants up to shim 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:22.880 me across the room to get the toilet paper, and 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:25.719 in the process my phone fell out of the back. 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:28.680 Pocket and into my poop. Oh yeah, you know what. 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:31.320 Matic I already quizzed her on this. It wasn't a 0:04:31.360 --> 0:04:33.919 hard poop, really, no, it was like a vindo. It 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:35.240 was like pot. 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:36.440 Pooh, my god. 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:39.200 Yeah, why let's leave it on vinderloom. 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:41.280 We're gonna take your calls because I want to. 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:43.560 Know what, what have you dropped in the toilet? 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.320 Because I don't want you to be alone. I want 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:46.440 you to feel like there are other people in the 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:46.920 world the life. 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:49.120 I know there are other people out there who've experienced this. 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:50.520 You just wipe it off and you get on with 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:50.960 your life. 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:52.159 Off you. 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:54.159 No, No, there are other people that experience this, but 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:56.520 there's no one that just throws their hand in, pulls 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:57.239 it out and gets. 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:57.600 On with the day. 0:04:57.800 --> 0:04:58.960 It was my own toilet. 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:01.520 We weren't like at the offer or at like a festival, 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:02.560 in like a portaloot. 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.159 True, was it was it your poo? 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:06.840 Yes? I wasn't. I wasn't spooming on top of somebody 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:10.279 else's poof. They only flash once a day. They're saving water. 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:13.440 Environmentally conscious guys. It's twenty twenty. Has everybody watched that 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:14.640 David Attenborough documentary? 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:15.760 I highly recommend. 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:18.440 I'm gonna take calls now. Thirteen one o sixty five 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:20.080 gives a call. What have you dropped in the toilet? 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:21.800 What have you dropped on a poo? Who cares? Callers? 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:26.200 We'll see You're not alone here at kiss Nights, I 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:30.240 got Britt and Laura in here from Batchie from Girls 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:31.839 from lifelun Cut podcast. 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:33.440 What did you just say, Britt? With the micsare on? 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:35.120 I didn't know the mics run. We were just having 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:37.120 a general conversation. But I was like, I had a 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:39.080 tampon story. I thought it was funny. I just wanted 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:39.960 to do an audi. 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.760 And she just said, can we talk about tampons? Well 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:43.920 you just did. 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:46.560 Now we are too late, is that well the answer 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:47.320 is yes, we're here. 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:50.239 We're taking a call thirteen one and six five because 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:52.200 in preparation for having the girls on, I listened to 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:54.040 the podcast and I heard a story. 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:55.719 Laura, you dropped your phone in your toilet. 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:56.360 I did. 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:58.320 I dropped my phone in the toilet. I feel like 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:00.560 this is a common thing. Maybe not just a phone. 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:01.880 Maybe you've dropped other things in there. 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:02.440 Who knows. 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:04.839 Yeah, but we put it out there for some moral support. 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:07.200 And at the start the phones weren't really firing, but 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:09.520 we got there in the air we did, they went firing. 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:12.320 I think there was some embarrassment, to be real. Let's 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:15.400 go to Carl in Merrickfield. Hey Carl, what did you 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:16.279 drop in the toilet? 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:19.520 Well, I've dropped a couple of chicken wings down the toilet. 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:23.760 For some reason, eating chicken wings on the toilet. I 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:25.880 feel like it's the number one rule. You don't eat 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:26.679 on the toilet. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:28.640 No, no, no, I was peeing. 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:30.480 I was just having it. I was a bit drunk, 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:32.760 and then you know, you get halfway through a wing 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:33.440 and it goes there. 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:35.200 Oh, look understandable. What did you do? 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:37.479 Did you dive in there after it and save the 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:39.000 chicken wing, have a chower down? 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:41.760 Or did you just did you just let it go? 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:42.839 Yeah? 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:43.960 I think I just let it go? 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:46.280 Now, what do you mean you think you just let 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:49.480 it go? Let it go? Card? 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:51.600 That would also be so awkward for the partner walking 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:53.680 in the toilet and being like, Babe, I think we 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:54.839 need to get you some gavage gone. 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:55.920 It's a little bit. 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:58.919 Soggy, but it's still good three second rule guys like Babe, 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:02.320 your digestion's not worth Can you shut a hole? 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:05.640 Thank you? Thank you, Carl. Let's go to Brie and franch. 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:07.640 As far as Brie, what have you dropped in the toilet? 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:13.280 It wasn't me, It was my sister. So she was 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:16.400 wearing one of those twenty with the big pocket at 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:19.880 the front. She had her work phone and her personal 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:24.800 phone in her clocket, and as she stood up and 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:27.840 one of these dropped in, she's sort of panic, went 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:29.600 to reach it for it, and the other one pointing 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:30.040 after it. 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:34.920 Oh, Bree, I knew that there was someone out there. Look, 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:36.600 you just gave me a two for one deal. 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:37.800 I only did one. 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:40.640 In my own proof, but it gets better than true. 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:42.920 Your sister is a true legend. What did she do? 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:45.440 Did she dive in there after it? Did she salvage it? 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:48.560 Did she just use a little spray and white? 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:49.960 She chucked it both? 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:50.600 Yes? 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:54.200 I mean that's the wise decision, Paul, Laura. I shouldn't 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:54.840 even sanitize it. 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:55.600 She just pulled it out. 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:58.680 Okay, guys, the new phones are also waterproof, so like 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:01.520 I wasn't going to just toss it. The phone works fine, Mitch, 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:02.800 you've used it, you've touched it. 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:06.320 It's just before, before we jumped into this, and I 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:08.360 was a puerile ascetitize my hands. 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:11.680 Remember, Laura, yours wasn't pure water, yours post winderoo. 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:14.280 That's not just why I used my wipe. 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:16.800 We've got Sarah, Sarah, Hi, Sarah, what have you dropped 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:17.800 in the toilet? 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:18.360 Hi? 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:22.120 I have dropped my work keys in the toilet before. 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:25.520 I used to run. Yeah, I ran a really gavy 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:30.880 restaurant and I was doing the nervous pooh we had 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:33.439 we had this really big event on and I always 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:35.800 used to get really nervous in case something went wrong. 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:39.760 And I went to the bathroom and I used to 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:43.120 have hang my work keys on my work skirt, and they. 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:44.280 So lost into the toilet. 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:46.160 Do you know what, Laura, I'm going to put this 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:46.520 out there. 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:48.800 Sorry, Laura, I love you, but Laura does a nervous 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:50.760 pooh before every podcast that we do. 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:53.280 Okay, how solid are we talking here? 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:53.559 Though? 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:57.160 On a scale of one to five Bristol, Yeah, more 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:57.720 than solid. 0:08:57.880 --> 0:08:59.520 Yeah. Do you know what? 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:00.920 It never is? At least it's. 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:03.000 Easy to clean to the honors. 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:06.360 I put my hands in with the toilet paper in 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:06.760 my hand. 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:09.520 Oh, Sarah, you know what, we really let you have 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:10.320 it easy out there. 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:12.720 We could have finished in Sarah, but you just take 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:14.440 it down there, right into the toilet humor. 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:16.120 Oh my god, we definitely could. We have a last 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:18.080 call on Maddie's call quickly, Maddie, the last one. What 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:19.000 do you drop in the toilet? 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:25.319 Yeah, I'm Maddie. Me give a really nervous. 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:27.080 Guy that I don't often tell him story, But I 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:28.520 just want to say a big fan of the show, 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:30.600 first time caller, I. 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:33.520 Recognize, I know who this is. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:33.719 Am. 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:35.920 I getting troubled by my own fiance. Is that? 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:39.520 What's happening on live on radio. It appears that Laura, Hi, 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:41.359 you're struggling. 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:43.079 You about to have the baby for a. 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:45.760 Couple of hours by yourself. This jealousy needs to end. 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:48.000 She's only been with me for like twenty five minutes. 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:50.200 For calling buddy. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:53.200 All right, we're taking your questions up next here at 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:54.600 Kids Nights, Reach till midnight. 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:57.400 My god, Maddie j on the air, how exciting. 0:09:57.200 --> 0:09:57.680 Or a tree? 0:09:58.440 --> 0:09:59.640 I feel so bad. 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:04.360 Tate McCray, you wrote me first here at Kiss Nights, 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:06.760 I meet till midnight, ninem fifty four, almost out clock. 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:09.080 You can give us a call thirteen one or six 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:11.360 's five. You can ask uncut real soon. Because Britt 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:12.120 and Laura joined me. 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:15.400 High ladies, Hi, man him, I need. 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:18.000 To like address something because Britt you were telling us 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:19.560 off the year you had a date the other night, 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:21.719 and Laura has you've got a bone to pick read 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:22.240 the dates. 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:27.880 So Britt has a tendency to be extremely attracted to 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:31.200 men who are covered in red flags, and that's just 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:31.680 her thing. 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:33.319 She's like, ooh, are you toxic? 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:36.480 Great, let's day let me invest some solid time into you. 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:39.080 So anyway, so Britt came off this date recently, and like, 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:41.240 I mean, all all things seem pretty well with this 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:41.920 guy so far. 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:44.720 But she came off this date and she said, do 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:47.000 you know what, he just doesn't know how hot. 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:50.240 He is, which is something that she says after every day, 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:52.959 like the guy's an actor or a model or something. Anyway, 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:56.679 he rocks up to the date wearing a white turtleneck, 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:59.760 and I'm like, any man, any man who has the 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:03.040 confidence to wear a white turtleneck on a date, he 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:05.080 knows exactly how hot he his girlfriend. 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:08.120 Look, let me just set the scene here. First of all, 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:10.679 there's a few things I'm attracted to. Yes, a turtleneck, 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:11.720 Oh my god. 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:12.959 A turtle neck. 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:14.640 I don't know what is A man in a turtle 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:16.640 neck gets me going. A white turtle neck, I'm yours. 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:17.679 You're like, what's under that neck? 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:22.800 Roll number two is like a solid amount of red flags. 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:24.640 If you've got turtlenecks in a red flag, I'm yours. 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:27.600 I get like librarian vibes from a turtle neck, get 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:28.800 like a want to rip your clothes off? 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:30.679 And okay, but no, the awkward. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:33.320 Thing about this date is and he's beautiful, he's French. 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:35.200 He doesn't know I's on a bachelor. He knows nothing 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:38.600 about me, he doesn't know about the podcast, has. 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:39.600 Not listened or anything. 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:42.920 So long story short, this is the podcast is my 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:47.640 undoing in the dating world because is it just the podcast? 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:49.120 And you know what, ladies and gentlemen, that is my 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:49.920 best friend right there. 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:52.680 Okay, maybe it's a bit a bit of the podcast, 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:53.640 bit of my personality. 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:55.160 Who knows no. 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:57.480 So I go on this date, right and I always 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:59.079 tell her everything about it, and I always tell the 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:00.240 podcast about it because. 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.960 Laura pulls the information from me. So I'm on the podcast. 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:04.760 I never give details, but I was like, look, went 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:05.920 on a date with a French guy. 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:08.120 He was beautiful, he wore a white turtle neck. That's 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:08.600 the end of it. 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:11.200 The next day, on my Instagram, I post a photo 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:13.680 with me and my best friend, who is a male, and. 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:14.920 Now I never post men. 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:17.360 Everyone wants me to be in love, and my Instagram 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:20.360 starts going off, like the comments, hundreds of comments of 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:23.480 people saying started to say, oh my god, is this 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.839 the French guy? Is this the white turtleneck guy? And 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:29.959 the white turtleneck French guy who knows nothing about me 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:33.640 follows me on Instagram so all of a sudden, this 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:35.840 poor guy knows that, Like he's like, what the hell? 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:38.280 This girl has obviously gone and spoken to the world 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:41.120 about date with a white But I also like that he's 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:43.080 just known as white turtleneck French guy. 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:43.920 Like that's him. 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:46.559 He's just this ambivalent, ambiguous man. 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:49.199 But this is the thing. I'm never gonna name names. 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:51.520 But just like in case anyone was actually wondering and 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:53.040 wants success for my dating. 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:53.960 Life, and date went well, thank you. 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:56.800 We're very happy for you. 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:58.400 You just spoke about this on national radio. 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:01.840 Yeah, you just went from little podcast like our little 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:04.040 concealed community to the whole of Australia. 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:06.920 You're welcome. Disclaimer was not my idea. This is live radio. 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:08.520 You guys have thrown me under the bars. 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:10.520 I feel like I am being targeted. 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:12.320 This is gonna be great for your dating life. 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:19.800 Yeah, there's rule as long as you care. Love that 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:21.880 kiss nights. I'm mitched till midnight. 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:26.280 Happy Wednesday. We're here, We're live. I got Laura and 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:27.880 brit girls. 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:31.400 Hi Mitch, Mitch, happy to be here. Let's not talk 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:32.640 any more about my dating life. 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:34.880 I know we done. We've moved on to the listeners. 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:36.880 We want to hear about other people's tragic stories to 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:39.360 make ourselves feel better about like what we go through. 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:39.559 Right? 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:40.440 Is that how this works? 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:43.040 Ask on Kit. That is absolutely how this works. 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:44.880 We have a segment on a podcast which is called 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:47.679 Ask Uncut where all of the listeners well not all 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:49.320 of them, but a lot of them right in with 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:51.239 their deep, dark and dirty questions. 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:53.200 We literally get hundreds a week. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:55.160 And the way this started was the fact that, like, 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:57.800 some really awkward things were happening to myself and Laura, 0:13:57.840 --> 0:14:00.000 and we wanted to make ourselves feel better. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:01.640 So we asked for their trug. 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:05.720 So we just lean on everyone else's trauma and give unsolicited, unqualified, 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:06.920 but enthusiastic advice. 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:09.360 So who gave you, guys the therapy ticket? Like I 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:10.240 would not come to. 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:13.280 You if you knew my life and what I have 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:13.760 been through. 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:15.680 I feel like I am actually qualified. 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:18.720 It's years and years and years of terrible, terrible decision 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.280 making that really sets you up to give better advice 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:22.200 the next time around. 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:23.800 Are you the people that your friends come to when 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:24.520 they need advice? 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:26.000 This is how this started. 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:29.400 I had so many people after I got dumped nationally. 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:31.040 Did you sorry? 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:34.480 Dis confirmationally? Do you know that, Laura? 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:36.400 Did you do someone break up with your national TV? 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:37.000 Are you okay? 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:38.960 If you don't laugh, you cry? You talked about it 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.160 a few times. Are you still struggling? And it's literally 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:41.960 how this started. 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:45.080 Once once you get dumbed to national television, everyone started 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:47.080 to come to me like that. All of a sudden, 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:50.000 I had all the answers, which I actually thought was hilarious. 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:52.280 I was like, you guys, think now I'm a professional 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:53.720 at this, And that's why I went to Laura and 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:55.640 I said, I think we could do something with this 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:57.840 because I can't answer these people on my own. 0:14:57.920 --> 0:14:59.360 Well what's what are some examples? Quickly? 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:01.280 So if you guys listening and thinking I could go 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:03.640 for some late night advice. It's ten o'clock, guys. 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:05.600 What's some advice? What some questions you get thrown to 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:06.000 on the pod? 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:08.160 Well, we have a legitimate question that we can answer 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:11.080