Speaker 1: This week Uber have dropped, are you guys across the
Speaker 1: Uber ratings? The uberan Kings, they dropped them.
Speaker 2: Do they do this every year?
Speaker 1: They do it every year, but it's perpetually on your app.
Speaker 1: But it kind of every year because it's the end
Speaker 1: of the year. It's like you've had all the ubers
Speaker 1: that year that is the most Paul version of your rating.
Speaker 2: They do it state by state, don't they, So like
Speaker 2: every state gets like an overall uber rating. Is that
Speaker 2: how it works?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, look, I understand everyone wants to do
Speaker 2: a rap. We've got Spotify rap, we've got Uber rap,
Speaker 2: We've got a rap for everything.
Speaker 3: But I the Uber wrap, I'm not really Can I
Speaker 3: guess which state one?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's out of five obviously, if you've gotten in
Speaker 1: an Uber you know it's out of five stars. So
Speaker 1: it is out of five your score. So yeah, have
Speaker 1: a guess what state had the highest average Uber rating
Speaker 1: in Australia.
Speaker 3: I reckon it would be I feel like Melbourne.
Speaker 1: It's would be like really good. So I'll go Victoria.
Speaker 2: I reckon it's going to be Western Australia.
Speaker 1: I reckon everyone's frid You both picked the bottom too.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Wa was four point seventy nine, the lowest in Australia.
Speaker 1: Oh those poor people. Victoria just up four point eight interesting,
Speaker 1: So what in New South Wales? New South Wales number
Speaker 1: one four point eight four on average. But I don't
Speaker 1: really care about the results of the country. I also
Speaker 1: care about the results of the pickup. So what I'm
Speaker 1: going to do.
Speaker 2: Now, Okay, this is a stitch up because we do
Speaker 2: this every year, and I know my UBER rating is low,
Speaker 2: but I have a defense for this. It's because I
Speaker 2: used to live in a really inconvenient spot that was
Speaker 2: so long, so.
Speaker 3: Difficult for them to drop you off, but fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2: It's based on your last five hundred rides. Thank you
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 3: He's done fifteen years of writing since you lived in
Speaker 3: the inconvenient location.
Speaker 1: And I say, this is just you know what, that
Speaker 1: is guilty?
Speaker 2: What a defense mechanism. I'm living in fear because the
Speaker 2: last time we did this, mine was particularly low.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should try driving then, all right, grab your
Speaker 1: uber I was going to hit home. I am worried
Speaker 1: about mine. If you'd like to play along in the car,
Speaker 1: or if you're a passenger, or if you're listening where
Speaker 1: if you're listening, grab your phone, go to the Uber app.
Speaker 1: Make sure the latest version of Uber is downloaded. Once
Speaker 1: the app is open, tap account. It's in the bottom right. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your star rating will be waiting for you in the
Speaker 1: top left corner. Let's start with Brittany Hockley out of
Speaker 1: five stars, not bad.
Speaker 3: Out of five stars, I've got a four point eight.
Speaker 1: That is good? That is good?
Speaker 2: Is that good?
Speaker 1: Well, that's that's where Victoria isn't there seventh in there? Oh?
Speaker 1: Well see four point out of five sounds great.
Speaker 3: But then when you say it's like second bottom state
Speaker 3: the national average?
Speaker 2: Can I say is four point eight two?
Speaker 1: All right? Mine is four point seven.
Speaker 2: I'm beating you.
Speaker 3: You're below average.
Speaker 1: Mine's bad. Laura burn friend.
Speaker 3: That fifteen years ago lived somewhere that was inconvenience.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I slam car doors. Okay, Laura, what's your uberrating?
Speaker 1: Out of five?
Speaker 2: It's four point six five.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's pretty bad. That is so bad you should
Speaker 1: be ashamed.
Speaker 2: Wait. Wait, producer grayce mine four point seventy four. But
Speaker 2: can I point out Alfie who's helping us outside on
Speaker 2: the phone today. Here's a per picked five Alfie.
Speaker 1: You I have always been a dream. I've always thought
Speaker 1: this about you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't talk in the uber because I don't
Speaker 2: want to talk to them at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, I do talk. I thought that that's what
Speaker 1: they want. Problem you're a child. Oh sorry, okay, I know.
Speaker 3: I think Laura's problem is she You're always talking on
Speaker 3: the phone, so you're having like these other big animated conversations,
Speaker 3: and your phone's broken so everything had to be on
Speaker 3: loud speaker.
Speaker 1: So I think you're in the back of the uber
Speaker 1: on loudspeaker.
Speaker 3: It's not that fifteen years ago you lived in an
Speaker 3: intervenient location.
Speaker 2: I do often have Yeah, it's really obnoxious, isn't it.
Speaker 2: But my phone is broken, so I can't help that.
Speaker 2: You can have headphones, It's true.
Speaker 1: I always lose one. Just to admit it, Laura, I'm
Speaker 1: British the winner. Correct, No, Alfie. Sorry, our intern Alfie
Speaker 1: is elfis here for one day. That Alfie, you are
Speaker 1: the winner, Slfie. Yeah, thanks, guys, al brought Alfie into
Speaker 1: the show for one day. He'll never be heard of again.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Alfie, appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Look, I might have upset some
Speaker 2: ubers but I've also upset somebody else in my life.
Speaker 1: My daughter. She wants to break up with me. I
Speaker 1: think our relationship is over.
Speaker 3: No, I think that's called emancipation.
Speaker 1: Get a five year old, a mancipate themselves from their mother.
Speaker 1: At what point do you start looking inwards? Taylor Swift,
Speaker 1: all right, Laura. Another issue she's caused as the ratio