WEBVTT - MINI: Which team member has the WORST Uber Rating? ⭐️

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<v Speaker 1>This week Uber have dropped, are you guys across the

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<v Speaker 1>Uber ratings? The uberan Kings, they dropped them.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they do this every year?

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<v Speaker 1>They do it every year, but it's perpetually on your app.

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<v Speaker 1>But it kind of every year because it's the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the year. It's like you've had all the ubers

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<v Speaker 1>that year that is the most Paul version of your rating.

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<v Speaker 2>They do it state by state, don't they, So like

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<v Speaker 2>every state gets like an overall uber rating. Is that

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<v Speaker 2>how it works?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, look, I understand everyone wants to do

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<v Speaker 2>a rap. We've got Spotify rap, we've got Uber rap,

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a rap for everything.

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<v Speaker 3>But I the Uber wrap, I'm not really Can I

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<v Speaker 3>guess which state one?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's out of five obviously, if you've gotten in

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<v Speaker 1>an Uber you know it's out of five stars. So

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<v Speaker 1>it is out of five your score. So yeah, have

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<v Speaker 1>a guess what state had the highest average Uber rating

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<v Speaker 1>in Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon it would be I feel like Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 1>It's would be like really good. So I'll go Victoria.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon it's going to be Western Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon everyone's frid You both picked the bottom too.

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<v Speaker 3>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Wa was four point seventy nine, the lowest in Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh those poor people. Victoria just up four point eight interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>So what in New South Wales? New South Wales number

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<v Speaker 1>one four point eight four on average. But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really care about the results of the country. I also

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<v Speaker 1>care about the results of the pickup. So what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Okay, this is a stitch up because we do

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<v Speaker 2>this every year, and I know my UBER rating is low,

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<v Speaker 2>but I have a defense for this. It's because I

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<v Speaker 2>used to live in a really inconvenient spot that was

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<v Speaker 2>so long, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Difficult for them to drop you off, but fifteen years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>It's based on your last five hundred rides. Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>so much.

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<v Speaker 3>He's done fifteen years of writing since you lived in

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<v Speaker 3>the inconvenient location.

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<v Speaker 1>And I say, this is just you know what, that

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<v Speaker 1>is guilty?

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<v Speaker 2>What a defense mechanism. I'm living in fear because the

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<v Speaker 2>last time we did this, mine was particularly low.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you should try driving then, all right, grab your

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<v Speaker 1>uber I was going to hit home. I am worried

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<v Speaker 1>about mine. If you'd like to play along in the car,

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<v Speaker 1>or if you're a passenger, or if you're listening where

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<v Speaker 1>if you're listening, grab your phone, go to the Uber app.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure the latest version of Uber is downloaded. Once

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<v Speaker 1>the app is open, tap account. It's in the bottom right. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>your star rating will be waiting for you in the

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<v Speaker 1>top left corner. Let's start with Brittany Hockley out of

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<v Speaker 1>five stars, not bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of five stars, I've got a four point eight.

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<v Speaker 1>That is good? That is good?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that good?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's that's where Victoria isn't there seventh in there? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Well see four point out of five sounds great.

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<v Speaker 3>But then when you say it's like second bottom state

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<v Speaker 3>the national average?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I say is four point eight two?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Mine is four point seven.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm beating you.

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<v Speaker 3>You're below average.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine's bad. Laura burn friend.

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<v Speaker 3>That fifteen years ago lived somewhere that was inconvenience.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I slam car doors. Okay, Laura, what's your uberrating?

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<v Speaker 1>Out of five?

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<v Speaker 2>It's four point six five.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's pretty bad. That is so bad you should

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<v Speaker 1>be ashamed.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait. Wait, producer grayce mine four point seventy four. But

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<v Speaker 2>can I point out Alfie who's helping us outside on

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<v Speaker 2>the phone today. Here's a per picked five Alfie.

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<v Speaker 1>You I have always been a dream. I've always thought

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<v Speaker 1>this about you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't talk in the uber because I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to talk to them at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, I do talk. I thought that that's what

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<v Speaker 1>they want. Problem you're a child. Oh sorry, okay, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Laura's problem is she You're always talking on

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<v Speaker 3>the phone, so you're having like these other big animated conversations,

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<v Speaker 3>and your phone's broken so everything had to be on

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<v Speaker 3>loud speaker.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think you're in the back of the uber

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<v Speaker 1>on loudspeaker.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not that fifteen years ago you lived in an

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<v Speaker 3>intervenient location.

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<v Speaker 2>I do often have Yeah, it's really obnoxious, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>But my phone is broken, so I can't help that.

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<v Speaker 2>You can have headphones, It's true.

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<v Speaker 1>I always lose one. Just to admit it, Laura, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>British the winner. Correct, No, Alfie. Sorry, our intern Alfie

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<v Speaker 1>is elfis here for one day. That Alfie, you are

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<v Speaker 1>the winner, Slfie. Yeah, thanks, guys, al brought Alfie into

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<v Speaker 1>the show for one day. He'll never be heard of again.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Alfie, appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? Look, I might have upset some

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<v Speaker 2>ubers but I've also upset somebody else in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter. She wants to break up with me. I

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<v Speaker 1>think our relationship is over.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I think that's called emancipation.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a five year old, a mancipate themselves from their mother.

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<v Speaker 1>At what point do you start looking inwards? Taylor Swift,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Laura. Another issue she's caused as the ratio