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Speaker 1: Dumb mission with Jones and Amanda Well.

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Speaker 2: Our next guest is one of our favorites actor comedian.

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Speaker 2: He's been making us laugh fire our screens for twenty

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Speaker 2: five years. He's got a new show called Spreadsheet on

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Speaker 2: Paramount Plus. Spreadsheet makes it sound like it's going to

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Speaker 2: be about economics, but I think it's going to be

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Speaker 2: more juicy than that.

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Speaker 3: I love the synopsis of this show.

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Speaker 2: Stephen Curry.

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Speaker 3: Hello, ye hey guys, how are you great?

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Speaker 2: Very well?

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Speaker 3: You explained it tossed through the spreadsheet.

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Speaker 1: Look Lauren, who's played by Katharine Parkinson, who you guys

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Speaker 1: would be familiar with, I'm sure, who's from the IT

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Speaker 1: Crowd and many other brilliant shows. She finds herself newly

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Speaker 1: divorced and ready to make up for lost time. So

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Speaker 1: she sets up a spreadsheet for some nose strings attached complication,

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Speaker 1: free intimacy and would you believe that there are complications?

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Speaker 1: No yet totally one hundred percent complications because and how ironic,

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Speaker 1: because she wanted to set up the spreadsheet to avoid applications.

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Speaker 3: Sill and that does a spreadsheet actually work?

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Speaker 4: So as it it doesn't, So there's no, it doesn't

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Speaker 4: work whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: It's an Xcel kind of number, and unfortunately the strings

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Speaker 1: are attached. And then she meets me, poor old Matt,

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Speaker 1: who's a new recent divorcee as well, but who wants

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Speaker 1: to spoon and make keffire together. And that's not part

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Speaker 1: of the drill. That's not what she's into, not a vibe.

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Speaker 2: So she, having come out of a marriage, wants, you know,

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Speaker 2: some sexual freedom. Was you're wanting some sexual intimacy.

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Speaker 1: I want some intimacy. I want someone to do decapage risk,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And you need someone to

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Speaker 1: share your fashions. Amanda Jonesy, you'd be an Excel spreadsheet

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Speaker 1: kind of guy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. You know, I've been married for I'm coming up

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Speaker 4: thirty years of marriage. So if I was single, I

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Speaker 4: think I like the Excel spreadsheet type of thing because

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Speaker 4: I don't think I can ever do this again.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I could get married again.

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Speaker 1: No, right, well, wife lucky.

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Speaker 4: Well, my wife's got a spreadsheet, but I'm not on it.

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Speaker 1: That's thirty years that she she deserves that. Mata. What

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Speaker 1: about you, man? There are you an organized spreadsheet kind

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Speaker 1: of people?

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Speaker 2: No? No, in no way not. There's not many parts

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Speaker 2: of my life that are organized. I'm getting better at

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Speaker 2: that sort of thing. I don't like chaos, So maybe I.

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Speaker 3: Would be maybe you have a little routine.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I would be I'd say, well, Tuesday, that's my

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Speaker 2: hole in one day golf, golf. You know, I'd need

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Speaker 2: to I'd need to organize my life around the needs.

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Speaker 3: Yes, play golf.

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Speaker 2: And the pool guy. I'd have to come around. I

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Speaker 2: have to get pool and get the pool guy. So

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Speaker 2: there'd be things.

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Speaker 1: And the pool guy topless pool guy was after the

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Speaker 1: pool guy.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know the weather.

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Speaker 1: It all depends on the weather. I often worry about

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Speaker 1: the pool guys who are expected to just kind of

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Speaker 1: do it topless, because what about those days that are

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Speaker 1: like you know how there's like twelve degrees that feels

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Speaker 1: like seven.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm always.

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Speaker 1: Worried about the seconic bull guys.

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Speaker 2: I also go the other way, and when I see man,

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Speaker 2: see man, man come out of mine, I found fantasize

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Speaker 2: about them, or in a country road blazer, so I

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Speaker 2: go the other way.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit of tweet kill you, Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: the iron free mate, It'll save you ten minutes in

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Speaker 1: your day.

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Speaker 3: It's like the hire a hobby franchise those Well maybe.

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Speaker 2: This is like that, this is what this character is

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Speaker 2: after she wants to hire a hobby without the hobby bit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the thing you have a thing

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Speaker 1: too is that the character he's not very handy, so

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Speaker 1: it's not like he can build her a spice rack.

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Speaker 3: He's got no benefits the spoon.

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Speaker 1: He just wants to spoon. And then it's not it's

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Speaker 1: just not. That's not the drill.

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Speaker 3: Is he far away from you, Matt?

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Speaker 1: Look he looks very similar high.

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Speaker 3: But you're an actor, so you're playing a character.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. He's more heavily bearded than I usually am. Catherine

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Speaker 1: Parker and insisted if I'm going to have intimate scenes

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Speaker 1: with her that I had to cover up as much

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Speaker 1: of my face as so I've got a very heavy

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Speaker 1: beard going on. No, Look, he's, I don't know, easy,

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Speaker 1: the same as me, do you know what? He's a paramedic, right,

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Speaker 1: and it's very second man in uniform always gets me going.

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Speaker 1: But I got to I realized I'm actually quite similar

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Speaker 1: to him because he gets to drive an ambulance. The

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Speaker 1: last scene of this show that I shot, I got

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Speaker 1: to drive the ambulance with the lights on and wait

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Speaker 1: for it. People stop and let me through and waved

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Speaker 1: me on as if to say, good on your mate.

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Speaker 1: You're doing a really good thing to society. But I

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Speaker 1: was impersonating an amber. Is that like pretending to be

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Speaker 1: a cop my going to jail?

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Speaker 2: I think it's like pretending to be a war hero.

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Speaker 2: I think something dreadful as a foot there is.

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Speaker 1: That s what it is.

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Speaker 4: If anything, We're going to see you on a carrot affair,

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Speaker 4: getting chased down the streets my hand.

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Speaker 1: I've always had to have my hand up to the

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Speaker 1: camera and just run away like a dodgy refrigerator repair.

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Speaker 3: It's like this bearded man. That's so. That's the next

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Speaker 3: installment of your Career.

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Speaker 4: Spreadsheet premiers today on Paramount Stephen Curry plus, Paramount.

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Speaker 1: Plus Paramount plus. That's because what we all need is

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Speaker 1: more platforms.

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Speaker 2: I'm wearing mine.

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Speaker 4: Steven, you take take it easier man, Thank you, Legends,

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Speaker 4: love you, Stephen

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Speaker 3: Curry, Jonesy and Amanda's Generation