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Speaker 1: Gam nation.

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Speaker 2: So I saw this real yesterday. I won't say anymore.

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Speaker 2: Just have a listen to this.

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Speaker 3: I used to work as a student nurse at a hospital.

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Speaker 3: I had this patient who had to stay overnight because

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Speaker 3: he had a severe asthma attack. He had to wear

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Speaker 3: an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. My job

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Speaker 3: was to give him a sponge bath, so I did.

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Speaker 3: While I was giving him a sponge maas he mumbled

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Speaker 3: something from behind his mask, he said, nurse, are my

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Speaker 3: testicles black? I was a little bit embarrassed because I

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Speaker 3: didn't know how to answer that question. He said, nurse,

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Speaker 3: please check for me. Are my testicles black? So I

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Speaker 3: just gently raised his gown. I was holding his manhood

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Speaker 3: in one hand and his testicles in my other hand.

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Speaker 3: And then I said, there is nothing wrong with them, sir,

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Speaker 3: They look fine. He then slowly starts to pull off

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Speaker 3: his oxygen mask. He said, thank you so much. That

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Speaker 3: was wonderful. But listen very very close. He said, are

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Speaker 3: my test results back?

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Speaker 2: I saw this other one someone who tweeted this, A

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Speaker 2: man sits by me on a train. Man loads of

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Speaker 2: psychopaths around here? Me really, man loads, mate, me?

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Speaker 1: How do you know?

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Speaker 2: Man? There's signs, aren't there? Me? Well, I guess man,

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Speaker 2: I love them. Forty seven minutes of awkward silence in

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Speaker 2: the shoe, man leaves the train. He has a bike.

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Speaker 2: I realized he was saying cycle paths, loads of cycle

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Speaker 2: paths around here, not psychopaths.

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Speaker 1: I love them. This has happened.

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Speaker 4: This happened to me just last weekend. So you know,

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Speaker 4: Sailor Jerry, so he's you know, we're finished having our

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Speaker 4: sailing day and we're going at Helen and I were

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Speaker 4: going out to dinner with some old neighbors of ours

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Speaker 4: who are English.

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Speaker 1: Jerry's English, and I said, what are you doing today?

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Speaker 1: And myself, well, why don't you come to dinner with us?

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Speaker 4: Anyway, Helen wasn't too pleased, and I just invited Sailor

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Speaker 4: Jerry at the last minute.

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Speaker 1: And it was a great night as it were.

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Speaker 4: But the next day we had some other friends around

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Speaker 4: and Helen was sort of going on about it a bit.

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Speaker 4: I said, look, you won't even put out, and then

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Speaker 4: she's gone into this tirade.

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Speaker 1: How dare you set them going? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: And her friends the Helen posse, how dare you speak

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Speaker 1: to I like that?

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about talking about how much sex

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Speaker 4: you put out them? I said, you weren't even put out.

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Speaker 4: Not you won't even put out. She thought I was

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Speaker 4: having a go, so she thought.

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Speaker 2: You were saying in front of everyone, you won't even

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Speaker 2: put out. She wasn't thought where'd that come from?

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Speaker 1: About two glasses of bitch diesel at that stage? So

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Speaker 1: are you You know you don't want to mess with them?

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Speaker 1: They're like that?

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Speaker 4: And I said, no, you weren't even pulled out. And

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Speaker 4: it was a good night anyway, is what I was saying.

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Speaker 2: Right, Rather, you won't put out.

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Speaker 4: It was a good night anyway.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it didn't help my case in anything. The why