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Speaker 1: Podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now, I want to talk now about the naughtiest things

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Speaker 2: your kids have done while they've been in isolation. Thirteen

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Speaker 2: one oh sixty five to the parents out there, if

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Speaker 2: you've got an example. But I tell you right now,

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Speaker 2: there's a story out of Utah that's going to be

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Speaker 2: pretty hard to top. A five year old boy stole

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Speaker 2: his parents car, shut up and draft, and apparently was

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Speaker 2: pumping Rihanna. No, I know that. The word from the

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Speaker 2: state trooper is he was pumping Rihanna all the way

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Speaker 2: down the highway. And speaking of that state trooper, here

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Speaker 2: he is talking to the media.

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Speaker 3: Peered at first, I thought he might be eight or

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Speaker 3: even nine years old, but he insisted he was five.

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Speaker 3: Vented his family confirmed his five years old.

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Speaker 4: Five years old, probably the only the only person that

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Speaker 4: any cop has ever pulled over who insisted on their

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Speaker 4: age being younger.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Rather, this is more than that time and

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Speaker 2: write that down, write that down. I'm five and one course. Actually,

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Speaker 2: the reason that the kid gave us, well the five

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Speaker 2: year old kid gave to the state trooper as well

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Speaker 2: as to why he stole his parents car.

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Speaker 5: He's a really good sister's house.

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Speaker 3: I asked him if he knew where his sister lived California.

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Speaker 3: He told another trooper that he wanted to buy a

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Speaker 3: Lamborghini when he got there, and he showed a walk

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Speaker 3: with three dollars.

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Speaker 4: Three dollars.

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Speaker 2: His kid's a legend. I'm gonna be honest. If I

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Speaker 2: was his parent, I'd be a little bit impressed. But

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Speaker 2: right now, I don't know who.

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Speaker 4: Maybe he's the kid's genius, like you know, he must

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Speaker 4: not the pricing of things at the moment, prices are plummeting.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he struck a three dollars lambo I

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Speaker 2: don't even Warren Buffett couldn't get Alamborghini.

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Speaker 4: He did, though, like you know, let's give the kids

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Speaker 4: some credit.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sure, maybe right now, though again, I don't know

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Speaker 2: if we're going to get your kids stealing your car.

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Speaker 2: But what is the dungeon done? By the way, of course,

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Speaker 2: we don't condone that don't don't steal any of your parents' stuff,

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Speaker 2: but we do want to hear about the naughty things

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Speaker 2: you've done. Parents. You can obviously talk about your kid.

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Speaker 2: If you're a kid right now and you're listening, you

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Speaker 2: think you've done something pretty naughty. Thirteen one oh six

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Speaker 2: is the number, and hopefully we can get somewhere near

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Speaker 2: stealing a car. Not that we can done that sort of,

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Speaker 2: behave you will.

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Speaker 4: So what we're doing right now is a competition.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you shaved your mum's eyebrows off, like that's the

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Speaker 2: sort of.

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Speaker 4: So this is a competition amongst kids, who's done the

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Speaker 4: naughtiest thing in io?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, only and we're not condoning.

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Speaker 4: Only you would pitch this topic. That's right, as it

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Speaker 4: may starting to show our lack of pre show meetings.

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Speaker 4: Now we'll talk you about next thirty one.

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Speaker 2: To six five podcasting. Now, the five year old kid

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Speaker 2: from Utah stole give me to parents car, shut up

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Speaker 2: and draft.

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Speaker 4: Totally wild.

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Speaker 2: Apparently he was driving from Utah to California to go

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Speaker 2: and buy himself a Lamborghini and he had three dollars

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Speaker 2: in his wallet. But thirteen one oh six five. I

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Speaker 2: hope we can get somewhere near that, and we've got Jack,

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Speaker 2: so we don't.

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Speaker 4: It's not we don't condone that kid. Sorry, don't want

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Speaker 4: to get anywhere hear that. That's an awful thing to do.

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Speaker 4: That's why it made the news.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got Jackson here. Now Jackson, you're the kid.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, how old are you Jackson?

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Speaker 5: Twelve?

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, good areas? And what naughty thing did you do? Jackson?

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Speaker 5: So I was pissing my dad off, and I had

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Speaker 5: to go into my into my room and do say sorry.

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Speaker 5: I drew a big lifetized portrait of him on the carpet,

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Speaker 5: and he wasn't the happiest I could say.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how ungrateful. I mean, you've drawn your dad on

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Speaker 2: the carpet there, what a lovely gesture.

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Speaker 4: Child, and you comes out here thanks to call Jackson.

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Speaker 4: Don't don't johny ca.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't con downe that because Crystal carpet cleaning

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Speaker 2: is very expensive. Hey Crystal, Hey guys, Crystal, you've got

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Speaker 2: a five.

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Speaker 6: Year old I have a five year old daughter.

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Speaker 2: You reckon?

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Speaker 4: Do you reckon? She's done the naughtiest thing of any

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Speaker 4: child during isolation.

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Speaker 6: Yes, she picked up ouch hour and popped him on

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Speaker 6: top of the fireplace. The fire had been going into

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Speaker 6: the for four hours. So yeah, he's all right, he's

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Speaker 6: all right. So he's surd he's a little poor pad. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: straight to the vet and one hundred dollars later, but

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Speaker 6: he's okay.

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Speaker 2: Did you tell the little five year old off for

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Speaker 2: the this case? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: So I was basically I was screaming at her and

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Speaker 6: I just completely froze too yelling to actually grab the dog,

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Speaker 6: so there's not a three seconds away. I completely froze up,

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Speaker 6: and I was just like, what would you do?

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Speaker 4: What are you doing?

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Speaker 6: Then I grabbed the dog so.

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Speaker 4: Hot dog woulds Oh god will he is good till

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Speaker 4: two hours to go. We've got Ella on the fire.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Ella, Hella, you're ten years old? Yes? And what

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Speaker 2: naughty thing did you you do? Ella?

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Speaker 6: I broke a glass store in a window in a

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Speaker 6: week and a half a tart?

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Speaker 2: Oh had you break him? Ella?

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Speaker 6: I breaks do for being on my dance class. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I stuck my I stuck my foot in the window.

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Speaker 4: A Yeah, what was the move you were going for there?

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Speaker 3: Ella?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Good?

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Speaker 2: Thanks.

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Speaker 4: The dangers of having kids online radio, it's fraud with dangers.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes you get some gold, but very often is your question.

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Speaker 7: We've got Marcus here, Marcus, we're doing about the naudious

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Speaker 7: thing a child has done in isolation and you reckon

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Speaker 7: your best mate's daughter takes the cake, take his own, Marcus.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so my best mat Sure, she's about five. She's

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Speaker 1: pretty switched on for a five or six year old.

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Speaker 1: So one night she decided she wanted she wanted a

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Speaker 1: little brother sister. So she went and put holes in

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Speaker 1: a certain contraceptive and now half pregnant.

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Speaker 4: No, but she's pregnant.

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Speaker 1: She's a month and a half pregnant.

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Speaker 2: See what you're hearing.

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