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Speaker 5: On in Pats morning everyone.
Speaker 1: Now it is Wednesday Morning's to middle of the week.
Speaker 1: Something we do on Wednesdays. We ask you about your
Speaker 1: week so far. Three word Wednesday, Patsy, what's it for you?
Speaker 3: Dog?
Speaker 5: Eight glasses?
Speaker 4: Well, we it's a classic Patsy.
Speaker 1: It's a dog eating story and the glasses being.
Speaker 5: Lost, the running saga of my glasses.
Speaker 4: I don't know what I've got a listed.
Speaker 1: We just need to let because we've obviously got a
Speaker 1: lot of people coming new to the show. Pats's dog
Speaker 1: is a small horse.
Speaker 5: He is like a pony, like a grown up our packer.
Speaker 4: He's a bit what's the brand's bread in these days?
Speaker 4: A brand guys.
Speaker 5: He's an Italian shape dog if you've seen the odd
Speaker 5: Ball movie.
Speaker 1: An Italian sheep dog, and they're a noun for those
Speaker 1: sheep dogs.
Speaker 5: Are the Italians in the Pyrenees Mountains. That's where his
Speaker 5: ancestors are.
Speaker 1: Oh, now it makes sense why it's such a big,
Speaker 1: old hearty dog.
Speaker 5: He looks like the Bundy Beer. Yes, yes, we've been
Speaker 5: out walking him and people have accused him of looking
Speaker 5: like the Buddy Bear. And that's fair because he does.
Speaker 5: He's a beautiful boy. But I don't know what's got
Speaker 5: into him. So he's eight years of age, he's well
Speaker 5: out of that puppy stage where they chew every single thing.
Speaker 5: But the last week he's got into a few things.
Speaker 5: And the glasses, the Tom Fords, the tom Ford Are
Speaker 5: you kidding me?
Speaker 6: My optometrist? Way will be listening produces.
Speaker 4: Can you wake up tom Ford right now?
Speaker 1: In a He needs to get back in that workshop
Speaker 1: he's got out the back by the poolhouse and make
Speaker 1: a new pair for Patsy.
Speaker 5: I think I'm single handedly handedly propping up his business,
Speaker 5: tom Ford. Why do they always with puppy dogs when
Speaker 5: they destroy something? It's not it's never like the sheep.
Speaker 5: It's always they've got a taste for good.
Speaker 4: God, that's so true.
Speaker 1: I once dropping off our shepherd dog, so you know,
Speaker 1: German shepherd dog, when she was about a year at
Speaker 1: a dog setter. So you pay them, you drop the
Speaker 1: dog off, and so you know, they look after the
Speaker 1: dog and they walk them twice dight, it's a great deal.
Speaker 1: Came back to pit the dog up and she'd eaten
Speaker 1: the guys. We're not eating them, but really destroys his
Speaker 1: work shoes, And so I offered to buy my new pair,
Speaker 1: thinking he said, don't be ton't no eat ate the money.
Speaker 1: I had to pay two hundred bucks and you bow shoes. Well,
Speaker 1: and I looked at those shoes. They were not two
Speaker 1: hundred dollar shoes. These are not tom Ford.
Speaker 4: Scholars.
Speaker 5: I woke up from my nap yesterday and these glasses
Speaker 5: they weren't sort of on the floor anywhere that he
Speaker 5: could well, he can access because he's so tall, but
Speaker 5: they were just sitting on my bedside table. I'd taken
Speaker 5: them off to have a nap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this dog sort of dog head level, isn't it.
Speaker 1: They think that that's like I walk up buffet.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It just helped myself and I thought, that's weird. I thought,
Speaker 5: but that's not unusual for me to lose a pair
Speaker 5: of glasses.
Speaker 4: Anyway.
Speaker 5: I went out at the backyard to hang washing out.
Speaker 5: I thought, what's that on the grass? It is the
Speaker 5: tom fats And all the clanses were flats.
Speaker 1: She's now expecting it with all the hyperbole. I've got
Speaker 1: a list here, I said, But he says, can we
Speaker 1: get a list of what perhaps these dog's eating? So
Speaker 1: obviously the most recent one was the tom four glasses,
Speaker 1: the arms of an outdoor recliner.
Speaker 5: Chris is outdoor recliner at the weekend.
Speaker 1: Your daughter, ordery schoolbag, six outdoor chair cushions, barbecue wheels,
Speaker 1: barbecue knobs, barbecue hoses, outdoor heater guards, sony garden lights,
Speaker 1: half a rock melon slash canter loop. You know that
Speaker 1: well known hybrid, you know, watermelon lamb chops calling for
Speaker 1: dinner and apossum.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: And then there's a couple as you missed off team
Speaker 1: there's Harold Holt and some foreigners.
Speaker 5: And Partridge in a yeah yeah, I don't know what is.
Speaker 5: We went out the other day, like you know, everyone's
Speaker 5: working from home now and my husband's sort of in
Speaker 5: and out, but his home this place.
Speaker 1: The funky ceo said the other day, Hey, hey, funky
Speaker 1: ceo jazz Hand says, get your ass back to work.
Speaker 6: You have to go from cool dad to serious day.
Speaker 4: Yay he didn't, he he.
Speaker 1: Should inside he said, no more working from home. I
Speaker 1: can't make you, but get your ass.
Speaker 5: To work everywhere else. No, So you had a day
Speaker 5: the other day where he's in the office for like
Speaker 5: a ten Hols is.
Speaker 1: Now Presley, this is the life lass play because it
Speaker 1: sounds like it's a really excited bit to come back
Speaker 1: to a hot teas part two fingers.
Speaker 4: Of course she just forgets so we can all move.
Speaker 3: On The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Later on The S Show, we're looking for more of
Speaker 1: your questions for our alternative census. We're going to be
Speaker 1: doing its Tuesday morning on the show The Morning of
Speaker 1: the Census. I saw one that came in yesterday afternoon
Speaker 1: from a listener called Sharon. It's read the half of it,
Speaker 1: said Christian, how many listen your listeners have crossed over?
Speaker 1: And I read no more. I think it's a bit
Speaker 1: of a grim question. Who are we asking their relatives?
Speaker 6: John Edwards in have you have you.
Speaker 1: Lost someone that you said in the Christian O'Connell show,
Speaker 1: and then as they crossed her from another station, I.
Speaker 4: Just said, crossed over? What ghost?
Speaker 1: Census is a guy who hadn't it?
Speaker 4: There is big things about crossing over.
Speaker 6: Yes, crossing over with John Edwards I think was his
Speaker 6: show that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was huge, absolutely big show. No have crossed over?
Speaker 1: The radio phrase has crossed over from the other side, right.
Speaker 1: I guess that's how maybe radio bosses in regard to
Speaker 1: losing listeners. He crossed over, He's crossed over. Unfortunately, John
Speaker 1: Edwards is going to trump for when to come back
Speaker 1: to becoming a P two rio? What is your three
Speaker 1: word weeks so far?
Speaker 8: I reckon there's two types of people in this world,
Speaker 8: and I think I know we're all three of us
Speaker 8: four if reception is unattended. There are those that ring
Speaker 8: the bell, and there are those like me that are
Speaker 8: too cowardly to ring the bell.
Speaker 6: What are you, Patsy?
Speaker 5: What do you mean? Ring the bell?
Speaker 6: Like ring the little.
Speaker 4: Bell at the desk, you know, for attention? Ring all
Speaker 4: the complicated senses hasn't started early?
Speaker 5: I mean bell. I will bag that damn thing right
Speaker 5: through the desk.
Speaker 4: My wife would, I won't. I wait a day's.
Speaker 6: There for I'm so scared to press.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would never do that.
Speaker 8: It's like I will get shivers just like hovering over it,
Speaker 8: because that's loud.
Speaker 4: It's so what I would do is so I might
Speaker 4: do this move, I'll go and sit down and do this.
Speaker 5: That's even worse.
Speaker 4: It's not. It's like I think car Horn should have.
Speaker 1: You've actually got the big Old Bear. You should have
Speaker 1: a milder one where excuse.
Speaker 6: Me if they just haven't taken offrom the lights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're getting the covers of second Scraaze. Any longer
Speaker 1: than get the Big Old Bear. Just makes it awkward
Speaker 1: when you do that, though, No, because it could be
Speaker 1: I could be getting over spicy cough.
Speaker 4: Sorry I got the old coughs. But they don't wake
Speaker 4: you up for me lunch break, did I?
Speaker 6: I was at the physio yesterday.
Speaker 8: I still haven't rehabbed my rold ankle from about two
Speaker 8: months ago. And I sat there. There was no one reception.
Speaker 8: I sat there, no joke for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: So hang on a minute, so understand the context. You're
Speaker 1: on time for an appointment? Yes, no, you ring the bell?
Speaker 4: Really? Yes?
Speaker 6: No, I still I still no, it's you're.
Speaker 1: But they charge you. That's you're going to get less time.
Speaker 1: They could have a client coming in after you. You
Speaker 1: get half time.
Speaker 4: No, surely not.
Speaker 8: I still got a full session eventually, when I well,
Speaker 8: I didn't end up ringing the bell. Actually there was
Speaker 8: a braver, a woman who came in who is probably
Speaker 8: the patient after me. She walked in went straight to
Speaker 8: counter rung the bell without even hesitating.
Speaker 4: I couldn't.
Speaker 6: I couldn't believe how brave she.
Speaker 1: My wife would be exactly the same. Right, perhaps probably
Speaker 1: would as well. And that actually is a probably grown
Speaker 1: up way to behave.
Speaker 5: Well, that's what it's there for, so use it.
Speaker 6: But it's scary. Don't you think you're like be, You're
Speaker 6: like annoying them, or like you're like.
Speaker 1: Come here, repeated ding ding ding ding is rude.
Speaker 6: That is a mild little there's protein.
Speaker 8: It's a very gentle touch though, because they're very sensitive
Speaker 8: though to be will.
Speaker 4: Actually do it.
Speaker 1: And also it is there for a reason, as Pats said, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it obviously means it's on man's when they're treating patients.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, I know, but the thought of it
Speaker 8: actually just makes my blood run cold.
Speaker 4: I don't think I'm.
Speaker 1: Guessing if I'm getting a treatment, then I hear some
Speaker 1: fall out there, ringing a bell.
Speaker 8: It's stressful exactly, But I think maybe it's a end
Speaker 8: of thing as well.
Speaker 6: Do you think it's like a man?
Speaker 4: Woman?
Speaker 6: Think like, I'm too scared to do it.
Speaker 8: But I think women are better at standing up for
Speaker 8: themselves and like asserting themselves, whereas men, I think in
Speaker 8: those situations are mostly cowards.
Speaker 1: I agree, I shouldn't agree. I don't know if men
Speaker 1: listen to let's go Christians stand out for us. God,
Speaker 1: damn it, I'd be lying. I'll be absolutely lying. And
Speaker 1: I live in a house with three women and so
Speaker 1: I see how even my nineteen and twenty two year
Speaker 1: old daughters, they'd bring the damn bad.
Speaker 6: I'd ring the bell.
Speaker 1: The amount of times where they've gone, why don't you
Speaker 1: know we went out to dinner and I don't like
Speaker 1: my food, and they go, why don't you say something something?
Speaker 5: I would never say something like me neverthing there in soul.
Speaker 5: It's like you need to say, look.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, just shut down soul.
Speaker 4: Eat the crap food. Sometimes it's actually.
Speaker 1: I've hardly eating any of it, and they go, actually,
Speaker 1: is everything okay? But the food anything? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm suddenly not hungry.
Speaker 6: If they brought the wrong thing, I probably wouldn't give
Speaker 6: it back.
Speaker 4: That no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: If they brought me the wrong drink, I'm kicking off
Speaker 1: the table is and tipped over. All right, What is
Speaker 1: your three word Wednesday? How is your week going so far?
Speaker 1: Tell us about in three words?
Speaker 3: Christian Connell Show podcast Christian.
Speaker 1: This is on my listeners Shane and Sydney. Today's my Friday,
Speaker 1: so last of the week. I'm knocking off loads on
Speaker 1: this afternoon. Off to Hobart for a very long weekend
Speaker 1: with my best mate or so called Shane, The Shanes, Wow,
Speaker 1: the two Double Troubles, the Shanes. My three word week
Speaker 1: so far is Access All Areas. On the way in
Speaker 1: This morning, an Uber driver picked me up. He's picked
Speaker 1: me up a couple of times. He works in ATC
Speaker 1: Traffic Control and one of my changes, this is a
Speaker 1: very interesting job. We know nothing about what goes on
Speaker 1: in those rooms. Anyway, I'm asking him so many questions
Speaker 1: about how it works, how big is a team, and
Speaker 1: how do you divide it all up? And he was
Speaker 1: talking about the different sectors in the country. How was
Speaker 1: I was asking about what's the busiest air space? It's
Speaker 1: obviously between the corridor between Melbourne and Sydney and all
Speaker 1: the stuff. Is this interesting because we know nothing about it?
Speaker 1: And he said, hey, listen, you seem we're interested. Want
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Speaker 1: would love that. I'm thinking about doing a thing on
Speaker 1: the show. Can I play school for grown ups where
Speaker 1: it's like Access All Areas or Australia's Hidden Rooms. She said,
Speaker 1: Normally we're not allowed to bring people in, but you know,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you could come in.
Speaker 6: You're like the kid that gets into the cock piers.
Speaker 6: On the jet stock.
Speaker 1: I'd love to go in those rooms to see the
Speaker 1: big monitors and what goes on.
Speaker 4: There is play school for.
Speaker 1: Grownups when you want to come and see what goes
Speaker 1: on in the air traffic control room?
Speaker 6: What does this button do?
Speaker 4: No? No, not what georg does that button do?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: Just to not know.
Speaker 1: You're not touching any buttons, but high up there, what
Speaker 1: are they doing?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm really curious. Actually, yes, please do it.
Speaker 1: So I've got the air traffic controller. And then I
Speaker 1: remember that last year. I don't know why they came
Speaker 1: to email me. Will we talking about brain surgery? But anyway,
Speaker 1: I get an email from a brain surgeon saying, you
Speaker 1: seem interested. Do you want to come around and watch one?
Speaker 1: We're not come around. We doesn't do at home, but
Speaker 1: come over to the surgery. Would you want to watch
Speaker 1: her brains?
Speaker 6: It's pretty intense watching someone's.
Speaker 4: Head opened up, and how fascinating that?
Speaker 6: Would you get to go in the actual operating theater.
Speaker 1: I thought you're going to say, go in the head, hey,
Speaker 1: because you wanted to just do this bit here.
Speaker 4: No no no, no no no no no my.
Speaker 1: God, no no no no no no, I presume so wow,
Speaker 1: please do this.
Speaker 6: I would love it.
Speaker 1: So I just need more invites to Australia's Hidden Rooms,
Speaker 1: because that's what this really is. Australia would have loads
Speaker 1: of these hidden rooms. You know there's one I'd love
Speaker 1: to get to it like the MCG where's the room
Speaker 1: where they press the.
Speaker 6: I know that there is a big red button. I've
Speaker 6: seen a.
Speaker 4: Phone, but where is that? Yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 8: I'd love to go into the the where they do
Speaker 8: like the var the video review at the MS.
Speaker 1: I would and break them all because it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: It's useless.
Speaker 6: I want to see what sort of cameras and smash it.
Speaker 4: With hammers is what I'd like to do.
Speaker 1: So listen, if you work in what you think is
Speaker 1: that one of the Straights hidden rooms? Wherever you are
Speaker 1: in the country. Can I come round and do like
Speaker 1: a play school for grown ups?
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Speaker 1: Already the invites are coming in from my new forthcoming series.
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Speaker 4: Christian?
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Speaker 1: I've just seen Warmer the contender for one Moss training
Speaker 1: news headlines of the here clash of the footy fans
Speaker 1: and the faithful. The Pope is a wise and powerful man.
Speaker 1: He's he's a great pope, this new one as well.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't know n r L. He's made a
Speaker 1: big mistake or someone the Vatican doesn't realize that. You
Speaker 1: don't you don't plan a papal visit when the NRL
Speaker 1: Grand Final is on.
Speaker 4: Unlet's wait, is he performing at it? Yeah? Wow, that's big.
Speaker 4: He was running out as a profl would be oh
Speaker 4: my god. They've done it again. They get it bigger
Speaker 4: out than us.
Speaker 6: They don't get it bigger than the Pope Vegas.
Speaker 4: He's doing a Q and A. How can we cope?
Speaker 5: We couldn't?
Speaker 1: He yes, he could actually? Or can he come out
Speaker 1: and do first bounce to the coin? That is incredible.
Speaker 1: I forgot the Pope.
Speaker 4: Is coming to Australia. This is he blessing the ball,
Speaker 4: the match, fall, the umps.
Speaker 1: This is incredible that the Pope is coming here when
Speaker 1: it's the n r N an NRAL Grand Final.
Speaker 4: He's obviously wherever he's going he's where are they?
Speaker 8: He's looking for lost souls maybe and he's found the
Speaker 8: right way. There's the people that could do.
Speaker 4: With their life. All right.
Speaker 1: So next Tuesday it is the census. Every time we
Speaker 1: talk about the census, I get missing people who've already
Speaker 1: done it. I don't know what this neediness is when
Speaker 1: you come actually the excitement of actually doing it. Next Tuesday, however,
Speaker 1: I don't think that the fine is up to three thousand,
Speaker 1: six hundred and forty dollars.
Speaker 4: Wow, up to but why why.
Speaker 1: Is it three thousand, six hundred and forty So it's
Speaker 1: like three thousand, six hundred and fifty or even three
Speaker 1: thousand and eight hundred, or even just four thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: It's a very precise amount.
Speaker 8: Why don't ever try to start having reason? To Australian Bundy?
Speaker 1: And have I learned nothing last years? The Pope is
Speaker 1: coming here during the n O ren Gral final. Apparently
Speaker 1: that's the news story, not that the Pope is coming here. Wait,
Speaker 1: and it's in our grand final. Rookie mistake. He want tickets,
Speaker 1: all right, So we're going to be having our own
Speaker 1: alternative census next Tuesday morning. The morning of the Australian Census,
Speaker 1: and we're going to ask seven questions, one every half
Speaker 1: an hour. And I really hope everyone gets involved in
Speaker 1: this because actually I think it's the joy of us
Speaker 1: all answering the questions at the same time, and then
Speaker 1: the morning after we will reveal your results what the
Speaker 1: nation said. And we're at a unique advantage where actually
Speaker 1: this is a national breakfast show, so we're going all
Speaker 1: over the country. You can your question will we ask
Speaker 1: to the nation, So it's a great chance you actually
Speaker 1: ask whatever kind of question you want to Australians who
Speaker 1: are all going to be listening and answering it. We
Speaker 1: get a snapshot in the morning in a very different
Speaker 1: way obviously than the official one as well, because that
Speaker 1: takes ages the answers. I don't think come out to
Speaker 1: a next year.
Speaker 6: Yea more in questions. We'll have a good question.
Speaker 1: I'm looking down at once. It came through yesterday. Just
Speaker 1: remind yourio they were here. We go, what's the weirdest
Speaker 1: thing in your freezer? What's your least favorite chore? The
Speaker 1: number one question you want us to ask the nation
Speaker 1: is toilet paper holder over under. I actually do want
Speaker 1: to know that. I want to know what the pie
Speaker 1: chat is? What is it over?
Speaker 4: Wheneny? Which ways? I really hope it's over.
Speaker 8: If I see an under one, I'll always make it over.
Speaker 4: And I always think, you know, when you go and
Speaker 4: use the public toilets, they're always over. Yes.
Speaker 1: I don't know whether it's the law. I think it
Speaker 1: might be a government or federal. It's a federal thing.
Speaker 1: There might be a policy about this. But it's always over.
Speaker 1: It's never under, is it. And I'd love to speak
Speaker 1: to people working in hospitality and say, high end hotels,
Speaker 1: it's always over, and they do with some there's that
Speaker 1: V yes, the V line yes, like a panty line
Speaker 1: or something that what is that.
Speaker 4: Toilet? Lie? What is that fee? Sometimes they have like
Speaker 4: a crest.
Speaker 5: On there, Yeah, like a stamp.
Speaker 4: I'd love to get one of those. Can you get
Speaker 4: that off?
Speaker 1: Etsy? Can I sell my toilet paper? That would be
Speaker 1: so English? Wouldn't if you came around? God, he's got
Speaker 1: his own crest on his loo roll.
Speaker 5: I'm clut out getting the family to replace the lou
Speaker 5: roll littlee you know, folding.
Speaker 1: Oh yeahs to me some new questions. The Chuckle sisters
Speaker 1: have got a question chuckle. Sisters, you've got a new
Speaker 1: one to ask the nation.
Speaker 5: I have a couple. Okay, the first one.
Speaker 1: She lied, She pointed at me and Tina. But I
Speaker 1: forgot that spotlight only fools one way the.
Speaker 5: Last time you went to the dentist.
Speaker 4: By telling now, we won't be asking. It's so boring.
Speaker 4: We've got this.
Speaker 1: I want to know more about their least favorite chorl
Speaker 1: A weird thing in their freezing.
Speaker 4: Oh what, Oh it was a night. Oh interesting. Tune
Speaker 4: in tomorrow to hear more revelations.
Speaker 1: Oh mate is back and he's charging ninety nine dollars.
Speaker 1: We need to level up. Oh, we're going to lose
Speaker 1: every single listener. I want to hand over ninety nine
Speaker 1: dollars to hear an angry man swear even more, but
Speaker 1: even cruder take my money.
Speaker 5: Okakay, what about this?
Speaker 1: That's the dunnest question we've had shot crazy and listen
Speaker 1: is remember this is the senior producer on the show.
Speaker 10: How many condiments do you have in your heart?
Speaker 4: Condoms?
Speaker 1: That's actually that's actually more interesting.
Speaker 4: How many condoms are you going to get? Is a number?
Speaker 4: There's nothing interesting about that.
Speaker 6: I feel like I have like forty well, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Mean and again what we do with that is that great?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you're going to do your own
Speaker 1: alternative Caitlan one on your own Instagram page.
Speaker 4: When did you ask? Good to the Dander's who cares?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, What.
Speaker 1: Loo Can for your alternative sense questions, We're going to
Speaker 1: be doing our own alternative census next Tuesday morning, the
Speaker 1: morning of the Australian Census. Seven questions compiled by all
Speaker 1: of us. Oh. Participating must have sent this one through
Speaker 1: Samsung or Apple?
Speaker 4: What do you use? We're asking Australia and hello, could.
Speaker 1: You wake up again Australia. We haven't got the dentist
Speaker 1: one yet. Hello'll bring out the slumber.
Speaker 8: Maybe she misheard, Maybe she's hearing dentist instead of senses.
Speaker 10: I stand by being a fantastic question.
Speaker 5: Bad if someone said I haven't been to the dentist
Speaker 5: for ten years, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's not crazy, is it? That's not crazy, that's just revolting.
Speaker 4: That is monkey.
Speaker 6: That's coming from an Englishman, Sam Sunger.
Speaker 1: Apple which operates in system do you before tech talk?
Speaker 4: Andrew wants to wants parking forward or a verse?
Speaker 6: Oh, situation.
Speaker 1: Forward, forward, forward forward, Christian, did you put butter on
Speaker 1: a peanut butter sandwich?
Speaker 6: That's a great one, Chas brilliant.
Speaker 4: That is a great one. It's a really good question.
Speaker 1: Was having some peanut butter on toads the other day
Speaker 1: and I was thinking, does everyone put the butter on first, or.
Speaker 4: They will rely on they already contained peanut butter. They're
Speaker 4: doubling up on butter.
Speaker 6: I do double up on butter, but otherwise.
Speaker 1: It's too dry. It has the same consistencies. You know
Speaker 1: when you go to the doctors and they what's that
Speaker 1: horrible wooden thing? R? What is all your moisture goes
Speaker 1: immediately onto that? How powerful is that?
Speaker 4: Manchy? Ask? Wouldn't stick they have there in that jar? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What is it? Hands up?
Speaker 5: It's a strong area. Look at all the.
Speaker 1: Christian About the census, I've tried to filling it out.
Speaker 1: I'm confused. It says how many people you've got an
Speaker 1: your house? I put down one for myself. It doesn't
Speaker 1: allow me to move on because I think there's only
Speaker 1: one person there. You have to put down zero, but
Speaker 1: there's not Zera I'm here.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, surely that's not, is that right, Jenny Christian? The
Speaker 1: toilet paper in hotels? How do I get that folded in?
Speaker 1: It's made from the tap and a tiny bit of water.
Speaker 4: Anyone can do it, Christian.
Speaker 1: Why don't we ask the nation their favorite holiday destination?
Speaker 4: I could answer it for you. Bari, that's where Australians
Speaker 4: love to go. Where do you go in Australia? Don't
Speaker 4: go to Barley?
Speaker 1: Barley would be the number one thing that would come back.
Speaker 1: I guarantee it, Christian, less creative, ven diagrammer people who
Speaker 1: hang their toilet paper backwards versus people who never finish
Speaker 1: year ten.
Speaker 4: That's from Ryan.
Speaker 1: Michael wants to ask are you a folder or a scruncher?
Speaker 4: We don't crack.
Speaker 1: It's too graphic. We really don't need to go at
Speaker 1: the backside of Australia.
Speaker 4: Question.
Speaker 1: I'd like to ask Australia are you a breast person
Speaker 1: or leg person? And Shannon is talking about chicken?
Speaker 6: Oh, okay, okay, leg.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not boring so much. You can make tenders
Speaker 4: from it. Oh no, no, no, did you just play
Speaker 4: the white people?
Speaker 8: White people love the breast, Ethnics love the thighs.
Speaker 4: That's true again, then we have to fascination Christian pineapple
Speaker 4: and pizza definitely yes.
Speaker 1: Ye. How many loads of washing do you stop messinging
Speaker 1: your ones?
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for all your alternative census questions.
Speaker 1: Coming in for next Tuesday show, We're gonna have seven questions.
Speaker 1: We're gonna ask you one every half an hour. We
Speaker 1: want everyone to answer at the same time. What would
Speaker 1: you love to ask the nation.
Speaker 4: Question? What do you in the team think is the
Speaker 4: greatest decade ever?
Speaker 1: I think people would always answer that the one they
Speaker 1: were a teenager, and I think it's always that.
Speaker 8: But I think I would have loved to have grown
Speaker 8: up in the eighties. I think that would have been.
Speaker 1: The most about It was a fantastic decade and also
Speaker 1: had to any one. One thing I would say for
Speaker 1: the eighties is a well spread of music varieties.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, So you could have some like Guran Duran.
Speaker 4: You could also have.
Speaker 1: The Cure, so you had really great indie stuff and
Speaker 1: then really big mega bands as well. You could have
Speaker 1: like the real sort of classic pop of like George
Speaker 1: Michael and Wham spanned up bad A, and then you
Speaker 1: could have some really great indie stuff, and so I
Speaker 1: think there was more variety in the eighties than any
Speaker 1: other decade.
Speaker 6: And the concentts looked incredible. No phone, yeah.
Speaker 1: Just the bad in the moment, yeah yeah, And because
Speaker 1: actually when you did go and see a concert, it
Speaker 1: was like you couldn't believe you're in the same room and.
Speaker 4: Space as someone famous. These days, we see.
Speaker 1: Too much les celebrities, right, they're everywhere doing the Primo
Speaker 1: rounds and interviews and stuff like that. They're on Instagram,
Speaker 1: on Graham Norton, They're on Jimmy Fannon, They're everywhere. You
Speaker 1: see interviews, you know too much about them, and so
Speaker 1: then you didn't know anything about them. So they were
Speaker 1: like this, they existed in this kind of fantasy world
Speaker 1: than if you were ever lucky enough to actually queue
Speaker 1: up and get tickets, no credit card bookings or trying
Speaker 1: to log onto a website like that, you couldn't believe
Speaker 1: you in the same space. The first time I saw
Speaker 1: a band it happened to be in Excess in London,
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe the whole thing.
Speaker 4: I was like, Wow, he's actually real. There there he is,
Speaker 4: that's the band.
Speaker 1: It was more exciting because you had it wasn't sort
Speaker 1: of they were like.
Speaker 4: A rare breed. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also you had so much delayed gratification. You had
Speaker 1: to wait and queue up to get like albums or
Speaker 1: vi you know, when they were counting down as you
Speaker 1: queue up. And when your band's favorite album came out,
Speaker 1: you would queue because they would run out stock. Nowadays
Speaker 1: nothing runs out. It's all streaming whenever you want, so
Speaker 1: it meant it. It was more special. So when you got
Speaker 1: at home, it's I'm so lucky to have this album
Speaker 1: and to put it on Christian, I'm really enjoying. The
Speaker 1: show wants you to give you a little bit of
Speaker 1: trivia about toilet paper and how it should be hanged.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Toilet paper should always be over, According to the original
Speaker 1: eighteen ninety one painted blueprints. Hanging the toilet paper over
Speaker 1: is also to prevent the speed of germs and bacteria.
Speaker 4: No wall contact true.
Speaker 1: When the paper hangs over the front, it drops away
Speaker 1: from the wall, prevents contamination. In the under position, the
Speaker 1: loose sheets press fat against the bathroom aall the cabinet.
Speaker 1: When you reach to grab a sheet, your knuckles or
Speaker 1: fingers are forced to blush against those surfaces. Transferring germs
Speaker 1: bacteria to and from the wall.
Speaker 6: Woow brick.
Speaker 1: This is all one text message. There's no spelling in it.
Speaker 1: That is incredible. Christian. Here's one for the alternative census.
Speaker 1: Do you put milk in first in a hot brevage?
Speaker 4: In coffee?
Speaker 1: Milk goes in for tea, I put it in last, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: I agree with your the Jeffrey system.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what do you say cold milk? If he's making
Speaker 6: instant coffee, Yes.
Speaker 5: You can't put it in first. It goes all curdly.
Speaker 1: Well, Jeffrey, here in coffee, I put milk in first. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never heard of Wow.
Speaker 4: That's jeff way.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how jeff that's how he That's a writer's life. Christian.
Speaker 1: This is probably not way after with the what was
Speaker 1: certainly looking for any sensei questions for Japanese that's a
Speaker 1: week after, by the way, is asking you j Japanese
Speaker 1: karate instructors sensy questions?
Speaker 6: Of course, when was the last time you went to
Speaker 6: the dentist?
Speaker 1: Yeah, when was the last time you went to the dojo?
Speaker 1: When was that time you funk kicked anyone? But hopefully
Speaker 1: you can help my curiosity if h who in your
Speaker 1: household is in charge of the remote?
Speaker 5: That's a great one. Oh it's obvious too, I reckon
Speaker 5: is it you?
Speaker 1: It's the only thing I'm in charge. It is the
Speaker 1: only thing I'm in charge of. I feel complete when
Speaker 1: I hand all that remote. I feel complete Now you
Speaker 1: completely a little remote?
Speaker 4: Christian? Do you eat the skin off a Woollies roast chuck?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Because I'm not animal lacter.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't know.
Speaker 4: Next stop is human skin.
Speaker 6: I would just eat a whole bag of chicken skin.
Speaker 1: Savages. Christian. Do you put your tomato sauce in the
Speaker 1: fridge or the pantry?
Speaker 11: One?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know why. We think it's very frenchile needs
Speaker 1: to be fridge protection. I think it's the king of
Speaker 1: the pantry, like lords up over the others at nighttime.
Speaker 1: I am tomato sauce.
Speaker 4: Christian.
Speaker 1: I've got a question to ask Australia. Do you like
Speaker 1: chocolate melted or room temperature?
Speaker 5: And tom Now we had this with.
Speaker 1: The fridge, Yeah, we did last week in Tim Thomson. Christian,
Speaker 1: what about this question? What animal do you identify with?
Speaker 4: Gavin? I love it? Oh, I say no panther for me?
Speaker 6: Yeah? They call you the panther of radio.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. Could you start spreading that rumor?
Speaker 1: Justin's got a really great question here. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to take a moment. I know you're busy right now.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to take a moment. Really let this
Speaker 1: one in. It's a beautifully worded censor question as an
Speaker 1: alarm censor. First of all, is the more men than
Speaker 1: women in the world?
Speaker 6: It's like a high coopyer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is the more men than women in world?
Speaker 5: Nothink there's more women, isn't there?
Speaker 8: Because the women are complaining about a man drought? What
Speaker 8: there's a man drought?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 8: Not enough good men? Not enough men in the world,
Speaker 8: so it's hard for women to date.
Speaker 6: There's more they know.
Speaker 4: How do we know this?
Speaker 1: I don't actotally anecdotally to know there's a man drought.
Speaker 6: That's why we need to ask you.
Speaker 1: One of Patsy's like sort of fantasy headlines. Good morning,
Speaker 1: it's eight o'clock.
Speaker 6: Man drought.
Speaker 4: What do you mean there's a mandra like? Not enough?
Speaker 6: Yeah, in the dating pool, the more women than men,
Speaker 6: so it is for women to watch.
Speaker 4: So there's less men being born.
Speaker 6: I guess so yeah, but great time to be a man.
Speaker 5: Google's saying that.
Speaker 4: More told Nana, you're going to Google? Wait are you?
Speaker 4: From two thousand and.
Speaker 5: Nine, apparably more boys are born than girls. Okay, according
Speaker 5: to the well I'll have.
Speaker 6: To look into the man drought in the song.
Speaker 1: Well, no, this is what we're going to ask the
Speaker 1: nation next week, mandrout true or force.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: With great power must come great responsibility. Please, we're offering
Speaker 1: you the chance to ask a question to the nation. Christian,
Speaker 1: what about people who are on top of bottom? I
Speaker 1: think they mean the lou role. I hope David you
Speaker 1: mean that. Christian? What about asking the nation? What is
Speaker 1: your best and worst concert you've ever been to? Best
Speaker 1: and worst?
Speaker 6: Jean?
Speaker 5: My worst was just then John Mellencamp. It was very uninspiring.
Speaker 6: Is not already did the medley?
Speaker 5: He did medley of his best songs, just the choruses,
Speaker 5: which really was and he was three hours late.
Speaker 4: That's shocking.
Speaker 5: Is just he was just in a bad mood. Is
Speaker 5: it a bad mood? Like he didn't want to be there?
Speaker 5: And I thought, mate, you know, come on.
Speaker 4: Mine is worse?
Speaker 1: Is it's funny everyone would say about the worst, haven't
Speaker 1: say because he's not any funny story, isn't it is
Speaker 1: Jerry Lee Lewis, the legendary rocker.
Speaker 4: Oh god, wow, just what a shame?
Speaker 1: Just too old, blessed my eulse Sorry from moody angry.
Speaker 1: Part of me was also excited, like that's actually kind
Speaker 1: of like how he is. He was supposed to be
Speaker 1: like that as well. And then he had like he
Speaker 1: came on in a gold lame suit, swung his jacket round,
Speaker 1: threw up in the air and maybe twenty years ago
Speaker 1: or thirty years ago he would have been able.
Speaker 4: To sort of do a front kick as again. Down
Speaker 4: he fell over.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it was like someone has let this guy down.
Speaker 6: Never meet your heroes?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, sorry guys, maybe we should an oascination.
Speaker 4: I'll move on rapidly, believe it or not.
Speaker 8: What are theys you gotta being?
Speaker 4: By the way, that story, that's how my career is.
Speaker 6: I embrace that reader hun who works with the Sheryl
Speaker 6: who married a Hunt as well?
Speaker 4: What are the odds?
Speaker 1: Every Wednesday when it feel stories of coincidence and chance?
Speaker 1: Coincidence and chance? You say today I popped on an
Speaker 1: episode of Friends, then moved on to an episode.
Speaker 11: Of Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.
Speaker 2: When I was interviewing one of the cheerleaders.
Speaker 5: In the background, she had on Friends and it was
Speaker 5: the exact episode I had just wat.
Speaker 12: I moved to Australia from New Zealand and I had
Speaker 12: to get a criminal check for work, and it turns
Speaker 12: out there's a going Australia with his own name and birthday,
Speaker 12: and he's a criminal.
Speaker 13: My mother in law only had boys, but I always
Speaker 13: wanted a girl, and if she had a girl, she
Speaker 13: was going to call her Alison Claire. My husband and
Speaker 13: I got married and I am Alison Claire.
Speaker 4: These are great, all right.
Speaker 1: Lines are up in Now thirteen fifty five twenty two
Speaker 1: Your Stories of Coincidence and chance. Another alternative Census question.
Speaker 1: Best shapes flavor?
Speaker 8: Oh, chicken, chicken, crimpy, No, it's interesting.
Speaker 5: Crepe shapes, Yeah, Australian.
Speaker 4: Honestly, what that's mean?
Speaker 6: He's row Yeah, I've never met someone who's I had some.
Speaker 4: I had some just last night.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Living Yeah. Oh, it's so good, fascinating.
Speaker 1: And out of all the shapes, it leaves more of
Speaker 1: a dusting on the hand.
Speaker 6: Oh, not more than barbecue.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you haven't been crimp eat.
Speaker 5: I wish they'd just sell the dust for the barbecue shapes.
Speaker 1: I use it as seasoning in any dish alessanya or
Speaker 1: some of that. Just put it on the top, or
Speaker 1: nice macaroni and cheese put it on for the last
Speaker 1: five minutes, so it just adds a nice crunch.
Speaker 4: Genius.
Speaker 1: Ah, mister grimpy, I thought they were called chicken gimpiece. No,
Speaker 1: just as to my kids, can you go make sure
Speaker 1: we get some gimpiece?
Speaker 4: What are those?
Speaker 1: They were like, Dad, I don't think that's okay to
Speaker 1: say that out loud for a gimpy? Where were we?
Speaker 1: What are the answers? Where we were on the Old
Speaker 1: Wilers show. Rio, You've got one make it long otherwise
Speaker 1: I have to get a patch.
Speaker 6: This is a quiki, This is aquky filiposter.
Speaker 5: Drag it out as right, you can drag it out.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure, mindset.
Speaker 4: I really want to hear yours.
Speaker 1: Tell you what that's going to pats first, and then
Speaker 1: if it's bad, you can jump in, okay.
Speaker 5: Be jumping in?
Speaker 2: No so.
Speaker 5: Funnily enough, I studied it swimming, Unia did radio at
Speaker 5: swimmer and UNI so many years ago, and yesterday I
Speaker 5: studied radio there. Yesterday I voiced some ads for them,
Speaker 5: and I thought, this is a strange circle of life where,
Speaker 5: you know, as a unigraduate I was there, got into radio.
Speaker 5: Now I'm voicing their ads talking about going there to
Speaker 5: study that circle.
Speaker 4: Perhaps that must have been when exciting to do that?
Speaker 5: It felt, really it was. It was a weird moment,
Speaker 5: to be honest.
Speaker 6: It's you might down the track.
Speaker 1: Do you think you might have excited someone or just
Speaker 1: smarted a little bit of curiosity about maybe signing up
Speaker 1: to do that that actually is the next you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I hope so well. They could never I hope
Speaker 5: so too.
Speaker 4: And hurry up and do the course and then we can.
Speaker 5: Go right off into the sunset.
Speaker 4: We'll just go off in the sunset rio.
Speaker 5: What was yours?
Speaker 4: Knows? Pantsy?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Just yeah, it was. It was a pinch me moment.
Speaker 4: And did you repeat a couple of the years?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I did not, All right, No, it.
Speaker 6: Was just our longest serving student.
Speaker 1: That's why she's doing the ass between Jones and I
Speaker 1: have to finish this swim bone.
Speaker 4: Of course, I've been doing it for twenty nine years.
Speaker 4: Are what's yours? Okay?
Speaker 8: A few weeks ago, the team was flying to Sydney.
Speaker 8: I was flying with Caitlin. She was wearing an alarm
Speaker 8: red cardigan, gray sweatsuit pants and fur lined crops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you might move for a second. Way are
Speaker 1: you describing to tonight.
Speaker 4: Bogues?
Speaker 8: And I I then get you know, the phones give
Speaker 8: you those memories. Exactly one year ago, this is what
Speaker 8: you're doing. I got one of those. We were at
Speaker 8: the airport. Caitlyn was wearing an alarm red cardigan, gray trackies,
Speaker 8: fur lined cross What are the odds?
Speaker 1: Wow, Goosey's swim bone all over again? Mate, to get
Speaker 1: it once? It's lucky twice.
Speaker 4: It's a pattern.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian assist in a show today.
Speaker 1: Now that you've found Arna's chicken, yeah superior, you need
Speaker 1: to try them with corn rennished dip.
Speaker 4: Christian, you will never look back.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Megan, Christian census question, which lollies
Speaker 1: do you hate? An A mixed bag of party.
Speaker 4: Mix alans anything licorice?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right those little oh god, foul taste licorice
Speaker 1: has gone real nasty and a CD Christian.
Speaker 4: One of the odds. My parents were on a bus tour.
Speaker 1: In Europe met a couple who used to own their house. Christian,
Speaker 1: I have some very very important advice. This is some
Speaker 1: King Eric who has I'm not making this up. Fifteen kids.
Speaker 4: Oh that's right, yeah, right, you're right. I should have
Speaker 4: actually warned you.
Speaker 1: I was going to tell you about it, because fifteen kids,
Speaker 1: fifteen store your honored shapes box upside down in the pantry.
Speaker 1: That way, when you open, the loose flavor is on
Speaker 1: the top of the shapes marinade in them.
Speaker 6: I must say, I thought that was going to be
Speaker 6: a parenting tip.
Speaker 1: He's got fifteen kids. His wisdom needs to be preserved.
Speaker 1: This is very more, Miice. It's going to change a
Speaker 1: lot of our habits now, King Eric, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: PS Christian, chicken crimp eat number one. I agreed just
Speaker 1: ahead of barbecue.
Speaker 4: All right. What are the odds? Christian?
Speaker 1: My daughters and I were driving to the footy at
Speaker 1: the MCG on the freeway. We ended up driving right
Speaker 1: behind my sister in law who was driving her husband
Speaker 1: to the game. We left the game early to pick
Speaker 1: up my wife from work in the city. We get
Speaker 1: back on the freeway going home, and who are we
Speaker 1: right behind?
Speaker 4: You know it? Sister?
Speaker 1: And up?
Speaker 4: What are the odds? Christian?
Speaker 1: I was on a plane from Auckland and we were
Speaker 1: just about to land. I was checking the seat back
Speaker 1: to make sure I left anything. I found a barning
Speaker 1: party in there. It was mind. The lady next to
Speaker 1: me said, way, can I have a look at That?
Speaker 1: Turns out as her colleague that have been sitting in
Speaker 1: my seat earlier that day.
Speaker 4: On their way to Auckland. She can't believe it.
Speaker 1: Crazy, hey, but it didn't finish there there's more, Lomard.
Speaker 1: Her colleague name was Nathan, same name as me, same seats.
Speaker 6: Wow, crazy, Yeah, what.
Speaker 4: Are the odds?
Speaker 1: And then this is something else just come in christ
Speaker 1: And last Tuesday I was watching the emergency TV show
Speaker 1: and on their person had been in an accident and
Speaker 1: broken both of their wrists. This brought about memories of
Speaker 1: my childhood when a friend broke both their wrists when
Speaker 1: the rope swing we made tad snaps while it was
Speaker 1: on it. His name was Ben Bomiti and he had
Speaker 1: a brother, Michael Bomaitani, and single thought of them for
Speaker 1: about twenty.
Speaker 4: Five years or so.
Speaker 1: The next day I'm looking on Facebook Marketplace and a
Speaker 1: mini home caught my interest, so I clicked on it.
Speaker 4: Who was selling it? Michael Bond Tempari.
Speaker 1: What are the arts? It's old MB we keep Mamatari brilliant.
Speaker 1: Jimmy's on the line. Come on and Jimmy, good morning.
Speaker 12: How are you.
Speaker 4: We're good, Jimmy, welcome to the show. What is your
Speaker 4: What are the arts for us? Mate?
Speaker 2: Okay, So a couple of years ago I went to
Speaker 2: the cricket with our WORKMATEE and his cousin who I
Speaker 2: had never met before, and we were talking about Sydney
Speaker 2: where we grew up and happened to be the same suburb.
Speaker 2: I asked him whereabouts and he said to me there
Speaker 2: was a tie service on the corner, same street I
Speaker 2: grew up in. And I said to him, do you
Speaker 2: remember the number? And he said to me no, but
Speaker 2: up the road from Mario's now Mario's home in the
Speaker 2: corner was only four properties and one of them was
Speaker 2: my family home. And I said, okay, you remember the
Speaker 2: number of all? He said no, but we had a
Speaker 2: big tree in the backyard and I said, you can't
Speaker 2: be number before and he said to me, Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was number four. And I said to him, we've been
Speaker 2: there since eighty seven. He looked at me and said,
Speaker 2: we moved out in.
Speaker 1: Eighty seven, number four.
Speaker 4: Why is incredible? All these numbers are lining up every time.
Speaker 6: So he moved into your house.
Speaker 4: So we bought the house in eighty seven, into his house.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we bought the house off him and his family,
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 6: And now you're at the cricket together.
Speaker 2: No, now I don't know the guys the first of
Speaker 2: the last time. Yeah, that's the cricket.
Speaker 4: We didn't really gonna help you. You weren't, but anyone
Speaker 4: where you went, you know. All right there, Jimmy, thank
Speaker 4: you very much, you got mate. Thanks your story. Thanks Jimmy,
Speaker 4: had that. Jimmy. We've got Hallam on the line. Good morning,
Speaker 4: Good morning, hall and welcome to the show. What are
Speaker 4: the odds? What's your story of coincidence?
Speaker 11: Of course, my story is around my girlfri and I
Speaker 11: we decided to go backpacking years and years ago, and
Speaker 11: so we went out and got some of those little
Speaker 11: combination locks that you put on your luggage, and and
Speaker 11: my task was to sit the code. So I sat down,
Speaker 11: sit the code. And then my girlfriend asked me what
Speaker 11: that code was and I told her and she looked
Speaker 11: at me lovingly and she said, what did you chose that?
Speaker 11: And I just looked at her blankly and I said,
Speaker 11: what do you mean? She goes, well, why did you
Speaker 11: choose that number? And I said, well, that was just
Speaker 11: the number that I always use, is my favorite number.
Speaker 11: It's the pen code that I chose when I was
Speaker 11: a teenager, when I first got a bank card. And
Speaker 11: she goes, that's my birthday and I went wow, and
Speaker 11: she's now my wife.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, absolutely, Then you should have gone straight to.
Speaker 4: The church got married.
Speaker 11: Wow, we we.
Speaker 4: Done locked the padlock that I had around my heart.
Speaker 11: Yes, no, and that and that code you could get
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Speaker 6: Wow, help me.
Speaker 4: Birthday. Yeah, that's a great census question. Next week. What's
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Carl that are you missing a trick there, mate,
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Speaker 1: with an H and see, thank you very much the story.
Speaker 1: Keep these going, then, your stories of coincidence and chance.
Speaker 3: Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Right now your stories of coincidence and chants. This week's
Speaker 1: what are the Odds? Good morning, Adam and Christian.
Speaker 4: Yess.
Speaker 1: I was listening to YouTube on my AirPods playing bon
Speaker 1: Jovi Always.
Speaker 4: When I took them out.
Speaker 1: Your radio station was playing bon Jovi Always almost at
Speaker 1: the same spot in the song.
Speaker 4: Wow, what are the odds?
Speaker 9: I didn't have the right favorite for that. Timing is
Speaker 9: everything in entertainment.
Speaker 4: And quite work? Does it that go? Chin? Chicken cream
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Speaker 1: They are versatile, can be used in recipes chicken crimpy burger,
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Speaker 4: Oh, I know that tastes great.
Speaker 6: I'd like to try it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if anyone's got the recipe, well match It's pretty simple,
Speaker 1: actually coming more than like four steps to it.
Speaker 6: Where does the chicken crimpy pipe come in?
Speaker 4: The crumb crumbs? Have you made it before?
Speaker 5: No? But I've got a recipe. Hi, I'd love to try.
Speaker 6: It's rude.
Speaker 5: Just oh, look, we're not going to get judged on
Speaker 5: Anzac biscuits from eight years ago. Surely it's time you
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Speaker 1: You say it's rude. Which is better death or rude?
Speaker 1: You'll be screaming, not just won't be an instant death,
Speaker 1: You'll be screaming for death. Also, this is the moment
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Speaker 4: Not today, Petrina. But you almost got the young one
Speaker 4: by one, one by one. The assassin has seen all.
Speaker 6: Of What did you feed Jack?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Unfortunately an early start and almost fatal for that young gum.
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, Allison, Good morning, Alison.
Speaker 14: Good morning. I Claire, Yes, great, thank you do just
Speaker 14: to want the story?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I just ended there. What are the odds?
Speaker 5: What are the odds?
Speaker 14: So I got into the car this morning, turn the
Speaker 14: car on your show came on. There was an Alison
Speaker 14: Claire talking about her mother in law who wanted to
Speaker 14: name a daughter Alison Claire. And guess what my name is?
Speaker 4: Alison Claire.
Speaker 6: Shut the hell.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: It's such a unique name because it's almost like two
Speaker 1: double first names, isn't it.
Speaker 6: I know, the original Alison Clair. You're a new Alison Claire.
Speaker 3: I'm another Alison Clair sent this question?
Speaker 4: Are you Alison Clair? That is incredible, Alison Clair.
Speaker 7: I know, I know.
Speaker 1: It was very special thanks guys, Yeah no, no, thanks
Speaker 1: for sharing the story.
Speaker 4: Allison Clair.
Speaker 1: I should have a reunion for all the Allison Clairs
Speaker 1: of Australia. And it's a small one of the moment
Speaker 1: we see we get any bigger, all right, squeezing before
Speaker 1: we get Patsy's news. Steven's on the name on its
Speaker 1: Stephen go I, Christian, how are you? I'm very good.
Speaker 1: Thanks you to call on the show, Stephen, and what's
Speaker 1: your story for us?
Speaker 12: About ten years ago, I was catching a flight from
Speaker 12: Melbourne to Sydney and in the taxi on the way
Speaker 12: to the airport that playing a song by Uncanny x Men.
Speaker 12: I was thinking, well, I haven't heard them for years.
Speaker 12: I used to love them in the eighties. Yeah, jump
Speaker 12: on the flight and who's seeing.
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 4: This is incredible.
Speaker 1: These are two backed about kind of radio related ones
Speaker 1: as well, But that is incredible.
Speaker 12: Except I got myself a little tongue TI. The first
Speaker 12: thing I said was this is uncanny. I thought, well,
Speaker 12: that's not the r no.
Speaker 4: But it's a good line.
Speaker 1: Well done, Zing, Stephen, Thank you very much the story.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, Sinclair, I want it today.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell shown podcast.
Speaker 1: Message to my wife. I'm actually at work broadcasting right now.
Speaker 1: I don't really have time to let you know what
Speaker 1: will be the ideal time to do the online shop
Speaker 1: today to get delivered, because I'll tell you what, Sarah,
Speaker 1: I'm on the radio with the.
Speaker 4: Nation right now. Why do we have to sort this
Speaker 4: out right now? Lady? I keep telling you I'm at work.
Speaker 4: This is a high strategy, high risk job. Do you
Speaker 4: a tiny thing should be delivered midday? I don't know
Speaker 4: right now, Sarah at.
Speaker 1: Work anyway, all right, this is a we were moving
Speaker 1: on from what are the odds?
Speaker 4: So a couple of weeks ago we.
Speaker 13: Had this my mother in law I only had boys,
Speaker 13: but always wanted a girl, and if she had a girl,
Speaker 13: she was going to call her Alison Claire. My husband
Speaker 13: and I got married and I am Alison Claire.
Speaker 1: And then five minutes ago we get this call for
Speaker 1: what are the odds?
Speaker 12: What are the odds?
Speaker 14: So I got into the car this morning, turn the
Speaker 14: car on your show came on. There was an Alison
Speaker 14: Claire talking about her mother in law who wanted to
Speaker 14: name a daughter Alison Claire, and gets what.
Speaker 2: My name is?
Speaker 1: Alison Claire? And then we've just had this call call
Speaker 1: her online one.
Speaker 10: Who are you, Alison Clare?
Speaker 4: I said, we should try to have a reunion. We
Speaker 4: now got three, Alison Claire.
Speaker 10: I was thinking the same thing.
Speaker 4: It's just that that you actually were listening at the
Speaker 4: same time.
Speaker 10: Yes, I only turned it on and heard the last caller.
Speaker 10: I didn't hear the I didn't hear the original one.
Speaker 10: So when you kept repeating the name Alison Claire, I
Speaker 10: was like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: And I think it's incredibly unusual name. But now I've
Speaker 1: spoken to three of you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, well the fourth I guess because the other one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Alison Claire, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: For calling him.
Speaker 10: You're welcome.
Speaker 4: All right, have a good day.
Speaker 1: We now have to keep this going. If you know
Speaker 1: when Alison Clare or you are another one, please contact
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 4: I want to see you. Can we streak? Can we
Speaker 4: keep the streak.
Speaker 1: Going into tomorrow and Friday with Alison Claires.
Speaker 4: My wife is just messing me. Are you talking about
Speaker 4: me on the radio?
Speaker 1: Free sir Alison Clair?
Speaker 4: Alison Claire?
Speaker 1: Somebody I am actually And then if you click your
Speaker 1: heels you will manifest them. All right, try for the
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Speaker 9: It's unverified, so I won't say too much, but I
Speaker 9: think there's another Alison Claire.
Speaker 4: Someone's just texted going Christian.
Speaker 9: I'm also Uned Claire, but I don't know whether it's
Speaker 9: a brainker what a brank.
Speaker 1: It's the worst kind. Actually, actually, shame on you if
Speaker 1: that's a braink hang on a second line one.
Speaker 4: Who are you?
Speaker 7: I'm Alison Claire as well.
Speaker 4: Actually, you've got to be kidding me. So we are
Speaker 4: up to four now, yes, that's true.
Speaker 1: So did someone does someone say give us a call?
Speaker 1: Or did you happen to be listening to the other
Speaker 1: to Allison Claires this morning?
Speaker 7: I was actually listening to the other to Alison Claire's.
Speaker 7: But I heard it a couple of days ago on
Speaker 7: the radio as well, and I listened to you all
Speaker 7: the time, so it was just very, very out of
Speaker 7: the blue, and I thought, oh, what's the coincidence with that?
Speaker 1: Absolutely Alison Claire number four, Thank you very much for
Speaker 1: calling in.
Speaker 7: Have a good day you too, Thank you, have a
Speaker 7: good week.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Please keep this going. How many more Allison
Speaker 4: Clairs are out there?
Speaker 6: No pranksters?
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Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: All the texting calls today and all the Alison Claires.
Speaker 4: Can't we get more? Tomorrow we'll find out
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