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Speaker 1: If you're listening to Will and Woody Woods.

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Speaker 2: It's been revealed that Bunderberg is the rudest city in

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Speaker 2: Australia and apparently don't know why.

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Speaker 3: We don't know the details of the study.

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Speaker 2: We're I'm talking about that anymore though, And the Sunshine

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Speaker 2: Coast is apparently the nicest city in the.

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Speaker 1: World on the Sunny Coast.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's a beautiful spot. Makes sense, but we want

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Speaker 3: to put it to the test.

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Speaker 2: Will. So I've got a random number here which is

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Speaker 2: from Bunderberg. Okay, So we're going to call Bunderberg first,

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Speaker 2: and here's the plan. You're going to call us a father,

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Speaker 2: yeah right, your child, your son, probably he's been a menace,

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Speaker 2: he's misbehaving, Okay, what's.

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Speaker 3: Shaved off his sister's eyebrow?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, shocking.

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Speaker 2: You've gone to You've said to your son, Hey, all right, mate,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to call Santa, all right, and then you're

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Speaker 2: going to say to the people in Bunderburg that he

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Speaker 2: wants to talk to Santa.

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Speaker 3: So you need them to pretend to be Santa.

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Speaker 1: Because obviously it's very hard to get Sanda's number.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely know, we don't have Santa's real.

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Speaker 4: The people in this random place in Bunderberg to pretend

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Speaker 4: to be Xander right now and give them their rude

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Speaker 4: of city in Australia. They should reject me immediately because

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Speaker 4: they don't do favors.

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Speaker 3: Let's see how you're going.

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Speaker 5: Okay for Chris Cafe, This is Emily speaking.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, gooda Emily. Look, my name is Gavin Wanganeen. I'm

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Speaker 4: just calling because I need your help with something I am.

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Speaker 4: I've just told my little boy that I've threatened him

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Speaker 4: with the whole in a call Santa thing. He's just

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Speaker 4: shaved your sister's eyebrow off, and he's threatened to shave

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Speaker 4: off the other one. And I basically said, Sander's not

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Speaker 4: going to give you any more presents this year. And

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Speaker 4: I said, I've been a call Sanda right now, and

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Speaker 4: I just need someone whose voice he doesn't recognize.

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Speaker 1: And I've been down there a few times.

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Speaker 4: You guys seem like nice people, and look, I was

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Speaker 4: just wondering if there might be someone who could.

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Speaker 1: Jump on the phone and pretend to be Santa.

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Speaker 5: To him give me a second last week to stay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great, good guy.

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Speaker 3: Oh she's hung up on you. She's away on you there.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's well well and she didn't even say it

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Speaker 1: to my face.

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Speaker 4: You did the the nerve, so they'll chuck you on

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Speaker 4: the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Hang on two seconds.

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Speaker 3: Let me just MASc rating as being nice.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but an actual fa is what the rut is

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Speaker 4: people do, right, Okay, Now I'll call it the nicest

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Speaker 4: place in the same thing.

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Speaker 1: So Bunderberg's proved absolute dicks.

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Speaker 3: I'm willing to confirm that off one phone call.

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Speaker 2: I'm absolutely willing to confirm that Thunderberg your route, you're

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Speaker 2: the rude of city in Australia. But just to test

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Speaker 2: if our if our way of testing this is right,

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Speaker 2: We're going to call the Sunshine Coast now, which is

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Speaker 2: the nicest city?

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Speaker 3: Okay, same bit, ask for the same thing. Yep, let's

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Speaker 3: see if.

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Speaker 1: They still with the shaved eyebrow thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, go with the same bit.

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Speaker 1: It's strange.

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Speaker 5: Hello, what means and puzzles and games? Cottonry? This is Zeke?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, gay Zeke has going. My name's My name's

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Speaker 4: Darren Buick. I'm just calling because I'm in a bit

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Speaker 4: of a pickle. My missus is away at the moment,

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Speaker 4: and my little boys just shaved off his sister's eyebrow,

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Speaker 4: and yeah, I know, shocking, and he's he's kind of

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Speaker 4: threatening to shave off the next one.

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Speaker 1: We're not threatening.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, look, I've just said to him, unless he

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Speaker 4: gets his act in order, that I was going to

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Speaker 4: call Santa. And he's a clever one, and I obviously

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Speaker 4: just don't want to call someone that I know, So

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Speaker 4: I was like, look, you know, give them what you

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Speaker 4: guys do. I was just wondering if he was anyone

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Speaker 4: there that might be able to He's called me bluff,

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Speaker 4: So is there anyone there that might be able to

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Speaker 4: pretend to be Santa?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean I could do it, but I've got

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Speaker 5: people in the shop right now. Can I be busy

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Speaker 5: and call back soon?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Have you have?

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Speaker 1: You got like two minutes or.

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Speaker 5: I'm the only one on the floor.

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 5: But okay, I can. I mean, I got twenty seconds

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Speaker 5: if you want.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty sexons is huge. Twenty sexons is huge. Okn't

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Speaker 1: hang him? Yeah, Well, I'll see. I've got Santa on

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Speaker 1: the fight. Might have got that's what I've got on

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Speaker 1: the fine. You know, I've got Santa on the fine.

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Speaker 1: Maybe just get Youah, the phone on. Now here we go,

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Speaker 1: Here we go?

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Speaker 4: All right, Alex, Hello Alex, Yes.

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Speaker 5: What's sas I hear about you misbehaving?

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Speaker 3: Is that Santa Claus?

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Speaker 5: It is Santa.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so sorry, Santa. If i'd be nice. What

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Speaker 3: were you going to get me for Christmas this year?

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Speaker 5: Well, what would you like?

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Speaker 3: I've written it down. I mean you read the list.

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Speaker 5: Well as your as your your choice is changed, no

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Speaker 5: same thing? All right? Then, well, if you make an

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Speaker 5: effort to be good, you might just get what you want.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, that'd be so great. How did you get

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Speaker 3: my bike down the chimney last year?

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Speaker 5: Well, Santa has his ways, you know. Did you really

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Speaker 5: shave off an eyebrow?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I thought maybe she looked better with one eyebrow.

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Speaker 5: Right, Well, I'd say try to keep the other one

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Speaker 5: intact and maybe figure out how to get the other

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Speaker 5: side of your face to look happy. And if you

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Speaker 5: keep a good smile on your face and be good,

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Speaker 5: you might be happily surprised at Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: And what are the names you reindeers?

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Speaker 1: Again?

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Speaker 5: Well, you know, there's all Rudolph. People know him. He's

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Speaker 5: pretty popular at the others. There's Blitzen, Yah, Dasher, Yeah, Dancer, Prancer,

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Speaker 5: comet ye stupid and Donna Donda. Yeah. People often think

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Speaker 5: it's Donna, but it's Donda.

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Speaker 1: Get the hell out of here.

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Speaker 3: And also, mate, I've gotta say, I think you are

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Speaker 3: one of the kindest human beings in the world.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to Will and Woody right now, mate, And

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Speaker 2: we heard the Sunshine Coast was literally voted the nicest

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Speaker 2: city in Australia and you have just proven that.

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Speaker 3: My friend.

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Speaker 5: Oh wonderful.

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Speaker 3: You have customers though, so I know you have to go. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's all right, You're amazing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, as well.

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Speaker 4: The voice was amazing double past. You got to Hoytslaks

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Speaker 4: for you.

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Speaker 5: That sounds great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and one hundred dollars a Porto voucher as well.

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Speaker 3: Awesome. How about your Santa knowledge, by the way, that

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Speaker 3: was extraordinary.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well, you know, Santa is something of an

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Speaker 5: interest of mine. I've got an idea for like a

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Speaker 5: story about Santa Claus that I want to write one day.

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Speaker 5: I did that create a job?

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Speaker 1: A wonderful I definitely did a wonderful job. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was perfect.

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