1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:02,040 Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:06,760 Speaker 2: Sam, I've been reading about a UK nurse who's released 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:09,520 Speaker 2: a book called hand Handled with Care, Confessions of an 4 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 2: NHS Health Visitor, and she spoke about how she was 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 2: once visited by a couple who'd been married for years 6 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,279 Speaker 2: and were confused as to why they hadn't had a 7 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:25,279 Speaker 2: baby yet. So she went through with them, well what's 8 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 2: been happening? 9 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 3: Blah blah blah. 10 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 2: The official diagnosis was that they didn't know how babies 11 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 2: were made. They this is a quote from the book, 12 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:38,199 Speaker 2: they genuinely thought babies arrived simply as a result of 13 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 2: being married. Really, they'd never had relations at all. No, 14 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,520 Speaker 2: they'd been married for years and wondered why they were. 15 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:46,879 Speaker 1: Just come naturally. 16 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,440 Speaker 4: Well, we always assume, so, according to Blue Lagoon, that's 17 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:53,199 Speaker 4: what happened. The two little kids on the island, they 18 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 4: grow up together and all of a sudden lappened. 19 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 3: Next minute, it's happen. 20 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 2: Well, she was able to get them on the right 21 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,560 Speaker 2: track soon enough. Here's some brochures, and she said, teaching 22 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 2: someone about sex is quite a responsibility. But within a 23 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,080 Speaker 2: couple of visits they couldn't keep their hands off each other. 24 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, unleash the beast. 25 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,560 Speaker 2: Just thing, isn't it, because you assume everybody knows and 26 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:19,279 Speaker 2: but you when you think back, and we've done this before. 27 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 2: I love it when we talk about our bumbling attempts 28 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 2: at learning about it. No, I don't mean the act itself, 29 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 2: but sex education. 30 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: But I know, and it's become so inclusive. 31 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 2: Well, it's become you know these days. You hope though, 32 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:37,040 Speaker 2: that schools and parents do the right thing, because you 33 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,840 Speaker 2: don't want your child to learn from the internet. You know, 34 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 2: you don't want that. 35 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 1: That's the worst place, that's right. 36 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 2: But when we were younger, we'd see a couple of 37 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:47,320 Speaker 2: films at school and we'd come away. I remember seeing 38 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 2: a film about menstruation, and with the film in the projectors, 39 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 2: it sounds like there were everyone's underwater. The film was 40 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 2: so old. And after that I still didn't know what 41 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 2: it meant. 42 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 1: You walked down. That's at least that's not gonna happen 43 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 1: to me. 44 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 3: I had no idea what any it was. 45 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,919 Speaker 1: But flash forward to modern times. 46 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 4: Over my daughter's sex education class, so all the parents 47 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 4: had to hold up signs of reproductive organs, and my 48 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,519 Speaker 4: wife's holding up a giant cupboard sign that says scrotum. 49 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 2: She takes it to the airport when she's picking you up, 50 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 2: mister scrotum to you. 51 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 3: And I'll miss you at the bag area. 52 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: I've missed you too. So this is what we're dealing with. 53 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 3: Let's let's do this. 54 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,240 Speaker 2: Let's do it, Tales of Sex Education. And the sort 55 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,079 Speaker 2: of cause we're looking for is anything that's embarrassing, stupid 56 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,920 Speaker 2: stuff you thought was you got wrong, all of that 57 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:35,560 Speaker 2: kind of stuff. 58 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 3: We love it. 59 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 1: Tribal drum will be for this Tales of Sex Education. 60 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: Beck is with us. Hello, Beck Hello, here you going 61 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: very good? 62 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 3: How did it happen for you? Or have you been? 63 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:45,600 Speaker 3: The teacher. 64 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 5: One of my kids when she come home and she 65 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 5: was about seventy YouTube and how was school today? And 66 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 5: she said good, we learned about stuff today, mummy. And 67 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:56,839 Speaker 5: I said, oh yeah, what kind of stuff? She said, 68 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,359 Speaker 5: body stuff? I said, all right. She goes, mummy, I 69 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 5: think it's broken. And I'm like, okay, what happened. 70 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 6: Why why do you think that? 71 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 5: She said, because it doesn't have a penis in it. 72 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 5: And I'm like, what do you mean? 73 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 2: And she said, well, like I. 74 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,519 Speaker 5: Don't have one of those and I'm like, no, no, baby, 75 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:18,959 Speaker 5: like you're a girl, you have you have a vagina 76 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 5: and boys that boys have different things to you, and 77 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 5: it just didn't. She didn't believe me. She's sort of 78 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 5: like no, no, mom, like this is supposed to be 79 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 5: another bitch and I'm like, okay, well there's not, and it. 80 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 1: Won't be one for some time either. 81 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 7: Yeh. 82 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 2: That's right, And I'm glad she was open enough to 83 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 2: be able to say that to you, because a poor 84 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,120 Speaker 2: little thing goes through the angst if I'm missing something. 85 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 7: She's fifteen. 86 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 5: Now I'm glad you haven't come home and said that 87 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 5: to me. 88 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 3: Now, that's exactly right. Karen's joined as Hello, Karen, how 89 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 3: are you hi? 90 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 7: Good things? 91 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 2: So how did you find out? Were you the teacher 92 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 2: or the inductwn? 93 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 5: I was a parent. I was a parent. It was 94 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 5: the six education night and my daughter and I had 95 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 5: to go up with my girlfriend and her daughter, and 96 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 5: we had the boat. 97 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 7: I do of having a few drinks before. 98 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 4: We went up, just move my girlfriend, and as the 99 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 4: night went on, we started laughing and gigging at some 100 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 4: of the stuff that was going on, and we eventually 101 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 4: got kicked out. 102 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 2: Other teachers, Oh, that's dreadful. 103 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 5: My daughter still won't talk about that night to this 104 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 5: station's stun base. 105 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: Oh okay, you two out of the class. 106 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 3: If you can't take this seriously, you can't grow up. 107 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 3: You two can leave. Karen excellent. 108 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 1: Jody's with us? Hello Jody, Hi. 109 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 3: How are you great tales of sex education? What have 110 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 3: you got? 111 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 7: Okay? 112 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 6: My dad was a plumber at our school and we 113 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 6: had sex education in primary year five and six and 114 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 6: we had a special knight and he came out when 115 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 6: I were talking about the menstruation and periods, et cetera, 116 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,840 Speaker 6: and said, don't slash the tampons or the pads down 117 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 6: the toilet because I'm the one who's got a bloody 118 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 6: fish mouse. 119 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 3: Oh how did you feel. 120 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 6: To this day? And it was funny obviously now, but 121 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:03,200 Speaker 6: it was very bad and I quickly learned not to 122 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:03,560 Speaker 6: do that. 123 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 4: Well, yes, yes, yes, but dad, come on, dad, please 124 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:09,680 Speaker 4: imagine that? 125 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 1: Did he have his bibb and brace overells on as 126 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:18,600 Speaker 1: well as he delivered that? Right? 127 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 3: Kim's in plumpt and Hello Kim. 128 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:22,920 Speaker 5: Hi, how are you thorning? 129 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,039 Speaker 3: Very well? Were you the teacher? 130 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:25,920 Speaker 7: No? 131 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 5: I have three sons, so sex education has been a 132 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:33,279 Speaker 5: real fun, interesting thing with them. The middle son came 133 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,960 Speaker 5: home from school. He had a habit of announcing things 134 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 5: over the dinner table that would cause you to choke 135 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 5: on your food. So we're talking about how did school 136 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 5: go that day, and he's announced, of all of six 137 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 5: years of age, it's announced Missus Scott's told us that 138 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 5: both have penises and girls have bulbos. 139 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 3: They were very safe. 140 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:57,159 Speaker 5: Kim. There was no convincing him that, but it was 141 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,280 Speaker 5: something else. He thought it was. Missus Scott said itself 142 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 5: must be right. So fast forward a few years and 143 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:06,040 Speaker 5: the same child has actually started to grow pubbycare. So 144 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 5: he's called me in the bathroom. He's called me and 145 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,480 Speaker 5: said mom mum, and I said, what's the matter. He said, 146 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 5: my thing is growing hair on it. And his younger 147 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,760 Speaker 5: brother strolled up, all cool and calm and casual, and 148 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 5: he said, oh, that's okay. He said, that's just what 149 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,120 Speaker 5: they call public hair. 150 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 1: You have to laugh the old school. 151 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, thanks, GiB Christine's in Matreville. 152 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 3: Hello Christine, Hello, tales of sex education? What have you got? 153 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,839 Speaker 7: I took my grandchildren in age four, six, and seven 154 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 7: to a medical center to get a flu shot. And 155 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,960 Speaker 7: the receptionist just to make them feel a little better, 156 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:48,200 Speaker 7: gave them a comic book called Condo Man and didn't 157 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:52,680 Speaker 7: think anything of it. So the kids got home and 158 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:56,120 Speaker 7: then I had to explain to them once they read 159 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:59,680 Speaker 7: what a condom was, it was an adult's book. It 160 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:03,440 Speaker 7: was actually Condom Man, with the pictures and how to 161 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:04,839 Speaker 7: use a condom. 162 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 3: And they've been coloring it in. 163 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,960 Speaker 7: They had been reading it and asked what a condom 164 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,480 Speaker 7: was was My ex husband worked at the medical center 165 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 7: and had to go in and tell the receptionist, I 166 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 7: hope you didn't give too many out to the kids yesterday. 167 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 7: It's an adult harping book about condoms. 168 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,400 Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, I've seen those before. They hand them out 169 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,480 Speaker 1: in prisons and stuff. 170 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 3: Do they good coloring in? 171 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:28,200 Speaker 7: Now? 172 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 1: They're just they really? God, I love prison literature. It's great. 173 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,200 Speaker 1: Thank you Christine. 174 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 3: Hopefully everyone gets there eventually. It's not a prison 175 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 7: Joined the and Amanda in Good Morning, Tell