Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hi, Happy Wednesday.
Speaker 2: On what a date is? It is State of Origin Day?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is. This is Christmas for me. You might
Speaker 3: not believe it everyone, but I, Mitch Jury boy who
Speaker 3: studied theater in New York City, loves the State of Origin.
Speaker 1: I truly would not have picked that about you.
Speaker 3: You have forgotten that I'm the heir to a football
Speaker 3: throw and my father played an RL professionally.
Speaker 2: I didn't forget it.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that this is no two dimensional man.
Speaker 4: Mitch Jury is constantly surprising us with the person that
Speaker 4: he is.
Speaker 3: I'm gone with balls in many ways.
Speaker 2: Who did your dad play for?
Speaker 3: The Sharks and NRL? The sharkis my dad played for?
Speaker 3: And I lost every gene I I got good.
Speaker 4: You did get a very good spectator, Jean. Though, Well,
Speaker 4: I know that I'm going to be a widow on
Speaker 4: the couch tonight. Every time it's on Matt's my husband.
Speaker 4: He stands half a meter from the TV yelling at it.
Speaker 4: But he goes to Queensland, so he's a bit of
Speaker 4: a new stuff as trader.
Speaker 3: Oh that's turned me off. That's the one thing I
Speaker 3: don't like about Matt, that he's a gold Coast, Queensland.
Speaker 1: Well, I hope everyone else is going to enjoy the
Speaker 1: game tonight.
Speaker 3: Happy instead of origin everyone.
Speaker 5: I don't actually think I'll be able to watch it
Speaker 5: because I have a German lesson.
Speaker 1: BRIT's been learning German for the all of nine days. Now.
Speaker 1: How has it been since the free trial ended? It's good.
Speaker 5: I had a free trial for seven days and I
Speaker 5: have two days solo, so that been pretty wild, the
Speaker 5: two solo days.
Speaker 1: But do you know how to say it's going good
Speaker 1: in German?
Speaker 2: It does good?
Speaker 3: Y'ah? Oh, this is grim, this is grim. We've got
Speaker 3: an update on BRIT's German classes. We get to it now.
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Speaker 3: Brit you've got an update Forlis.
Speaker 1: We're nine days in.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm learning German, guys. I mean, I'm going to
Speaker 2: use the term learning very loosely.
Speaker 5: I'm attempting to learn German because my partner Ben is
Speaker 5: Swiss German.
Speaker 3: How do we pronounce his name?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 1: Does he just speak German?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: Is that that he?
Speaker 5: No? He speaks four languages, so what French.
Speaker 1: Language does he speak? When he's at home?
Speaker 2: He would speak Swiss German.
Speaker 5: I'm only nine days in, but seven was a free
Speaker 5: trial with Babbel and then.
Speaker 4: So how's two days of learning German going forward? I've
Speaker 4: gone two days solo.
Speaker 5: But what I did was it's really hard, and German's
Speaker 5: a hard language, so I guess I've done it the
Speaker 5: wrong way. I've been learning sentences instead of just different
Speaker 5: words and adverbs and nouns, and you know, like I've
Speaker 5: just learned a sentence here and there. So I've got
Speaker 5: like a few down pat a few of the basics.
Speaker 2: I know, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 5: The Ghetti his deal shon dish cannon zulinen.
Speaker 1: That sounds very convoluted for hello, how are you? It
Speaker 1: is it's the worst, so hard.
Speaker 3: A lot of words to get hold on thirteen when
Speaker 3: I'm six five. I'd love to know what other people
Speaker 3: have learned, things they've picked up to impress their partner
Speaker 3: or for the benefit of their partner, because let's be real,
Speaker 3: ben gets here, gets here in tel It's just.
Speaker 5: It's just Benjamin with a silent day.
Speaker 2: It's just Benjamin.
Speaker 3: You're doing this just for him. To be honest, I'm.
Speaker 2: Not doing an order in German sausage.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm just doing it for Chris is called on
Speaker 3: thirteen Bee, Well, Chrish, hell, what you learn for your partner.
Speaker 6: I've been married for a really long time and I've
Speaker 6: done a lot of things to impress my partner. He's
Speaker 6: a bit of a sporty guy, and I am so
Speaker 6: very unco I've learned how to go play baseball. I've
Speaker 6: learned how to play tennis, I've learned how to play
Speaker 6: sport and now we're learning how to like golf. So
Speaker 6: all of it, I'm shit at all of it. But
Speaker 6: he just he wants a partner to play with and
Speaker 6: that's lovely and that you know, I love.
Speaker 2: To be with him.
Speaker 6: So you know, so he married thirty three years this year.
Speaker 2: You put it down to your athletic ability.
Speaker 6: Definitely not have even broken a couple of bones, just
Speaker 6: like tripping over Chris.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you should just learn a language.
Speaker 3: That's so good. Okay, Laura, I'm thirteen sixty five. Another Laura,
Speaker 3: what did you learn for your partner?
Speaker 6: I learned the fine art of parkour?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, so so you jump from building to building?
Speaker 3: This is like you jump in.
Speaker 6: I wasn't doing it great, that's for sure, but yeah,
Speaker 6: I attempted to learn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or is something like fourteen year old boys do
Speaker 4: they jump from like building to building and hard park.
Speaker 3: Were you good at it?
Speaker 1: Laura?
Speaker 5: No, I was terrible.
Speaker 6: I was like, no, so bad that I pretty much
Speaker 6: fractured both of my ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you.
Speaker 2: Need to be a bit of like an acrobat. You
Speaker 2: do backflips and stuff for.
Speaker 4: You up on a Sunday afternoon, this guy you were
Speaker 4: dating was he like, Hey, I really think you should
Speaker 4: come and do pump all with me, And You're like
Speaker 4: that sounds fun.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, he would do it.
Speaker 3: He looks amazing And I was like, yeah, cool.
Speaker 6: And we went on to even open up a parkour school.
Speaker 6: But I was absolutely, I hope.
Speaker 2: You're not teaching.
Speaker 3: I'm not telling people what not to do in way
Speaker 3: too far Okay. Moral of the story Benjamin and Brick
Speaker 3: going to open uh Germans Turban Sausage Making school and ah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll be your first customer. Okay, We're back after this.
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Speaker 4: I know I'm a little bit biased here, but I
Speaker 4: think my three and nine for old Molly Bay is
Speaker 4: an exceptional drawer.
Speaker 1: Em says, No, she's very very good.
Speaker 2: Do they though they do?
Speaker 5: Like every single parent, I know their child is the
Speaker 5: smartest little menta child, or the best athlete.
Speaker 3: Or you don't throw that around, Laura. So I think
Speaker 3: I might actually believe you're not one of those mums
Speaker 3: that gas lights as all into thinking kids are a superstar.
Speaker 4: I don't. I mean, I just think she's a very
Speaker 4: good drawer. Like she it's one of her it's one
Speaker 4: of her passions. It's something we encourage. She loves to draw.
Speaker 4: So last night we go out for dinner and that
Speaker 4: and I get home and the babysitter has left this
Speaker 4: beautiful picture that Marley has drawn of mum and dad.
Speaker 4: And there's mum and dad and she's written mum and
Speaker 4: dad at the top because she's learning letters as well,
Speaker 4: and she's drawn a little like because my child's a genius.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm trying to establish.
Speaker 3: Paper, because she cares about the world totally.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean that generation does care about the environment,
Speaker 4: so she probably will.
Speaker 5: Know what the.
Speaker 2: Environment is, yes, she does.
Speaker 5: She also mean a pot of honey from the bees
Speaker 5: out the back way, so she drew.
Speaker 4: Guys, I want to show you this picture because I
Speaker 4: was had a real proud mum moment. I was like,
Speaker 4: this is one that's going on the fridge.
Speaker 3: Let's see.
Speaker 2: So here it is.
Speaker 3: That's actually quite sweet.
Speaker 4: Here's a cute little picture of me and Matt standing together.
Speaker 1: Is very detailed of.
Speaker 3: So, isn't it because that's abstract?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I mean, look it's it's good from a
Speaker 4: far but far from good. She's three and a half minutes.
Speaker 1: Stop picking on us. When you zoom in on the
Speaker 1: picture of Matt, what is it that you see there?
Speaker 3: She's clearly she knows where she came from. That's because she.
Speaker 1: Didn't come from his penis. Mitch.
Speaker 5: There's like three quote unquote lumps in between his legs.
Speaker 2: Has she drawn him naked? Is that new?
Speaker 3: That's a no.
Speaker 2: That is too generous.
Speaker 1: That is down to the knee.
Speaker 2: That is not accurate.
Speaker 3: She's clearly got a thirty centime ruler.
Speaker 1: She put a T shirt on Matt and drew his manhood.
Speaker 3: Wow, she's three.
Speaker 1: And a half seen it in the is that you're looking
Speaker 1: at this? Do you think the same thing?
Speaker 3: I've seen them in real life?
Speaker 1: And now he's yes, that is it's very similar.
Speaker 3: That is manhood. Okay.
Speaker 4: So I also thought that my three and a half
Speaker 4: year old had taken it a step too far and
Speaker 4: had drawn some details that she didn't need to draw
Speaker 4: on this picture. And then I went and took the
Speaker 4: picture to her and I sat down, and I just
Speaker 4: wanted to get clarity, you know, because that's the kind
Speaker 4: of weird thing for a three and a half year
Speaker 4: old to do.
Speaker 2: It was very davincy like nude statuesque, just a.
Speaker 1: T shirt and then Matt with his pants on.
Speaker 4: So I sat down and asked her, you know, darling,
Speaker 4: what's this detail that you drew on Daddy in this picture,
Speaker 4: and this is what she had to say.
Speaker 1: Hey, baby girl, what's this skirt? Who is this me?
Speaker 1: And that's my skirt?
Speaker 3: I forgot shoe.
Speaker 1: Oh you forgot to draw another shoe. That's a really
Speaker 1: pretty skirt.
Speaker 3: But you forgot.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I was walking around one shoe on
Speaker 4: and a lovely, lovely skirt. She's a very detail orange.
Speaker 4: It turns out that is not that is not a manhood.
Speaker 2: Turns that you wearing a kill.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what's worse. You look at this
Speaker 4: picture now, and this is not Matt.
Speaker 2: This is me.
Speaker 1: She's drawn eyebags on me.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: There's also a lot of fluid retention in the that's you.
Speaker 2: You're tying.
Speaker 1: I have a genitalia skirt on.
Speaker 3: She's given you asthma on your arms as well, looked
Speaker 3: with dots. She's really gone.
Speaker 2: She's singing in the shower naked. So it's lucky that
Speaker 2: is a skirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be fun.
Speaker 3: Back after this. It is the pick up right around
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Speaker 3: and Midge. Hi everyone, three afternoon besties, right, yeah, convinced well.
Speaker 2: It's really fair and hot. You really threw us.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: My job?
Speaker 2: He's on a sugar.
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Speaker 3: finding ridiculous news story and bringing them to you.
Speaker 1: We're what have you done?
Speaker 3: Okay? It has been revealed Australia's rudest road trip spots.
Speaker 3: So you know, Australia, we love a ridiculous town name.
Speaker 3: I mean they're not they get worse. So someone has
Speaker 3: put together if you want to go on a really cheeky,
Speaker 3: rude road trip, you can go through all these horrific, rude,
Speaker 3: cheeky town names and it's a rude, naughty little road trip.
Speaker 2: Someone has too much time on that.
Speaker 4: I wonder if these places are actually like esthetic tourist
Speaker 4: places or you're just going to them because they've got
Speaker 4: terrible names.
Speaker 5: Well you've got to take a photo of at the sign.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's exactly what you want. You want the Instagram
Speaker 3: and people are profiting off this stress free car Rental
Speaker 3: have compiled the weirdest road trip locations and they're going
Speaker 3: go on this road trip and they're like selling it.
Speaker 3: Isn't that smart?
Speaker 1: Great? Where are they? What are they?
Speaker 3: I'm going to give you some and you have to
Speaker 3: have to work out whether or not it's a real
Speaker 3: Ossie town or fake rude Ossie town.
Speaker 1: If silly named towns out there, oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here are some of the towns are real off
Speaker 3: fake you be the judges. Tinkle Creek in Gold's Country.
Speaker 1: That sounds real.
Speaker 4: That sounds like, you know, there's a lake titty car
Speaker 4: car out there somewhere in the world, So Tinkle Creek
Speaker 4: doesn't sound.
Speaker 3: Too Tinkle creeks thrill. It's in Tasmania. What about Dunny
Speaker 3: drip stream?
Speaker 4: Dunny drip stream, I don't want to go swimming in it,
Speaker 4: but I reckon it's I think it's.
Speaker 1: Real, but I won't swimm in that one.
Speaker 3: Duney drip creek. Fake doesn't exist. I made it up.
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: What about this driving through the warm, warm waters of
Speaker 3: Funny Knob Creek. No, I'm going real Funnyknob Creek in Tasmania.
Speaker 3: What do you want to walk in?
Speaker 1: No, it's not real, real.
Speaker 3: Bunny Knob. Everybody, Yeah, well.
Speaker 1: If no one wants to be called funny Knobs.
Speaker 3: Saying in Tasmania, you're getting your Volkswagen camper van, you
Speaker 3: drive down the road, you get to Pisspot Creek. True
Speaker 3: or false?
Speaker 1: No, I think Pisspot Creek is real.
Speaker 2: I'm going false.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 4: I feel like they have to we have to come
Speaker 4: to some sort of uniform decision on this.
Speaker 3: Pisspot Creek's beautiful place to relax this body.
Speaker 4: Would you know you see a photo of these places?
Speaker 3: Brown?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like tea leave.
Speaker 3: Well, you actually grew up close to this place, but
Speaker 3: this was our bust my ball's bay.
Speaker 1: Stop it.
Speaker 5: I actually did grow up not far from there, bust
Speaker 5: my balls bay bay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bus my balls stop it. You didn't you? You
Speaker 3: got married at late Lake Fanny Track, right like Fanny Track,
Speaker 3: Lake Fanny Track and the Central Plateau in Tasman.
Speaker 1: It's really pretty down there at Lake Fanny Track.
Speaker 3: Smelly place.
Speaker 1: It's real, not smelly mitch Yuh.
Speaker 3: Sorry what about buck clack a sprig? Stop it? Last one,
Speaker 3: last one. You're on a road trip around Australia, you
Speaker 3: pull up a rat road.
Speaker 4: Oh and that's where all of like the young twenty
Speaker 4: year olds who are trying to escap their parents' houses
Speaker 4: are sitting in their cars making out right.
Speaker 2: Road comes down to Duney Drip Creek, the connecting.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think, I think it's real.
Speaker 3: It's fake.
Speaker 1: I'm terrible it doesn't exist.
Speaker 3: But you come by my house on a weekend.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've never heard anything more true in
Speaker 1: my life that at O.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 3: If you want to go on a little road trip, yeah,
Speaker 3: go on to Stress Free car Rentals and have a
Speaker 3: look because they'll set it up for you. All right, rats,
Speaker 3: let's get out of here to the day. Will and
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Speaker 1: All right, guys, Bye bye,