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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, Hi, Happy Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 2>On what a date is? It is State of Origin Day?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is. This is Christmas for me. You might

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<v Speaker 3>not believe it everyone, but I, Mitch Jury boy who

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<v Speaker 3>studied theater in New York City, loves the State of Origin.

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<v Speaker 1>I truly would not have picked that about you.

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<v Speaker 3>You have forgotten that I'm the heir to a football

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<v Speaker 3>throw and my father played an RL professionally.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't forget it.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know that this is no two dimensional man.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitch Jury is constantly surprising us with the person that

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<v Speaker 4>he is.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gone with balls in many ways.

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<v Speaker 2>Who did your dad play for?

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<v Speaker 3>The Sharks and NRL? The sharkis my dad played for?

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<v Speaker 3>And I lost every gene I I got good.

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<v Speaker 4>You did get a very good spectator, Jean. Though, Well,

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<v Speaker 4>I know that I'm going to be a widow on

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<v Speaker 4>the couch tonight. Every time it's on Matt's my husband.

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<v Speaker 4>He stands half a meter from the TV yelling at it.

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<v Speaker 4>But he goes to Queensland, so he's a bit of

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<v Speaker 4>a new stuff as trader.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's turned me off. That's the one thing I

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<v Speaker 3>don't like about Matt, that he's a gold Coast, Queensland.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I hope everyone else is going to enjoy the

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<v Speaker 1>game tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>Happy instead of origin everyone.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't actually think I'll be able to watch it

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<v Speaker 5>because I have a German lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>BRIT's been learning German for the all of nine days. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>How has it been since the free trial ended? It's good.

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<v Speaker 5>I had a free trial for seven days and I

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<v Speaker 5>have two days solo, so that been pretty wild, the

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<v Speaker 5>two solo days.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you know how to say it's going good

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<v Speaker 1>in German?

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<v Speaker 2>It does good?

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<v Speaker 3>Y'ah? Oh, this is grim, this is grim. We've got

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<v Speaker 3>an update on BRIT's German classes. We get to it now.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, that's after this on the pickup or thanks

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<v Speaker 3>to Chemists Warehouse heading today great savings every day. It

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<v Speaker 3>is a pick up right around Australia. It is Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 3>Alva with grit. Laura and Mitch write this down everyone

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<v Speaker 3>right now. Half priced cosmetics at Chemists Warehouse right across Mabelene,

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<v Speaker 3>Revlin Rimmel and Laura's favorite, the Nude by Nature range.

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<v Speaker 1>I've already been in fifty percent off. Is so good.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you at your local, don't they at Chemists Warehouse.

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<v Speaker 3>Brit you've got an update Forlis.

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<v Speaker 1>We're nine days in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm learning German, guys. I mean, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>use the term learning very loosely.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm attempting to learn German because my partner Ben is

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<v Speaker 5>Swiss German.

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<v Speaker 3>How do we pronounce his name?

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<v Speaker 2>Again?

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<v Speaker 1>Does he just speak German?

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<v Speaker 6>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that that he?

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<v Speaker 5>No? He speaks four languages, so what French.

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<v Speaker 1>Language does he speak? When he's at home?

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<v Speaker 2>He would speak Swiss German.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm only nine days in, but seven was a free

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<v Speaker 5>trial with Babbel and then.

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<v Speaker 4>So how's two days of learning German going forward? I've

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<v Speaker 4>gone two days solo.

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<v Speaker 5>But what I did was it's really hard, and German's

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<v Speaker 5>a hard language, so I guess I've done it the

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<v Speaker 5>wrong way. I've been learning sentences instead of just different

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<v Speaker 5>words and adverbs and nouns, and you know, like I've

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<v Speaker 5>just learned a sentence here and there. So I've got

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<v Speaker 5>like a few down pat a few of the basics.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, Hello, how are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 5>The Ghetti his deal shon dish cannon zulinen.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds very convoluted for hello, how are you? It

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<v Speaker 1>is it's the worst, so hard.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of words to get hold on thirteen when

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<v Speaker 3>I'm six five. I'd love to know what other people

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<v Speaker 3>have learned, things they've picked up to impress their partner

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<v Speaker 3>or for the benefit of their partner, because let's be real,

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<v Speaker 3>ben gets here, gets here in tel It's just.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just Benjamin with a silent day.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just Benjamin.

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<v Speaker 3>You're doing this just for him. To be honest, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Not doing an order in German sausage.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm just doing it for Chris is called on

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<v Speaker 3>thirteen Bee, Well, Chrish, hell, what you learn for your partner.

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<v Speaker 6>I've been married for a really long time and I've

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<v Speaker 6>done a lot of things to impress my partner. He's

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<v Speaker 6>a bit of a sporty guy, and I am so

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<v Speaker 6>very unco I've learned how to go play baseball. I've

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<v Speaker 6>learned how to play tennis, I've learned how to play

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<v Speaker 6>sport and now we're learning how to like golf. So

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<v Speaker 6>all of it, I'm shit at all of it. But

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<v Speaker 6>he just he wants a partner to play with and

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<v Speaker 6>that's lovely and that you know, I love.

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<v Speaker 2>To be with him.

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<v Speaker 6>So you know, so he married thirty three years this year.

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<v Speaker 2>You put it down to your athletic ability.

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<v Speaker 6>Definitely not have even broken a couple of bones, just

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<v Speaker 6>like tripping over Chris.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you should just learn a language.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so good. Okay, Laura, I'm thirteen sixty five. Another Laura,

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<v Speaker 3>what did you learn for your partner?

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<v Speaker 6>I learned the fine art of parkour?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wait, so so you jump from building to building?

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<v Speaker 3>This is like you jump in.

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<v Speaker 6>I wasn't doing it great, that's for sure, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>I attempted to learn.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, or is something like fourteen year old boys do

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<v Speaker 4>they jump from like building to building and hard park.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you good at it?

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<v Speaker 1>Laura?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I was terrible.

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<v Speaker 6>I was like, no, so bad that I pretty much

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<v Speaker 6>fractured both of my ship.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because you.

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<v Speaker 2>Need to be a bit of like an acrobat. You

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<v Speaker 2>do backflips and stuff for.

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<v Speaker 4>You up on a Sunday afternoon, this guy you were

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<v Speaker 4>dating was he like, Hey, I really think you should

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<v Speaker 4>come and do pump all with me, And You're like

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<v Speaker 4>that sounds fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, he would do it.

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<v Speaker 3>He looks amazing And I was like, yeah, cool.

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<v Speaker 6>And we went on to even open up a parkour school.

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<v Speaker 6>But I was absolutely, I hope.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not teaching.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not telling people what not to do in way

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<v Speaker 3>too far Okay. Moral of the story Benjamin and Brick

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<v Speaker 3>going to open uh Germans Turban Sausage Making school and ah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be your first customer. Okay, We're back after this.

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<v Speaker 3>Here at the pickup. It's the pick up right around Australia. Wednesday, Britt,

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<v Speaker 3>Laura and Mitch here head into campus warehouse today. You'll

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<v Speaker 3>get great savings. You'll get it every day. Now.

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<v Speaker 4>I know I'm a little bit biased here, but I

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<v Speaker 4>think my three and nine for old Molly Bay is

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<v Speaker 4>an exceptional drawer.

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<v Speaker 1>Em says, No, she's very very good.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they though they do?

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<v Speaker 5>Like every single parent, I know their child is the

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<v Speaker 5>smartest little menta child, or the best athlete.

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<v Speaker 3>Or you don't throw that around, Laura. So I think

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<v Speaker 3>I might actually believe you're not one of those mums

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<v Speaker 3>that gas lights as all into thinking kids are a superstar.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't. I mean, I just think she's a very

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<v Speaker 4>good drawer. Like she it's one of her it's one

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<v Speaker 4>of her passions. It's something we encourage. She loves to draw.

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<v Speaker 4>So last night we go out for dinner and that

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<v Speaker 4>and I get home and the babysitter has left this

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<v Speaker 4>beautiful picture that Marley has drawn of mum and dad.

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<v Speaker 4>And there's mum and dad and she's written mum and

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<v Speaker 4>dad at the top because she's learning letters as well,

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<v Speaker 4>and she's drawn a little like because my child's a genius.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what I'm trying to establish.

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<v Speaker 3>Paper, because she cares about the world totally.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean that generation does care about the environment,

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<v Speaker 4>so she probably will.

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<v Speaker 5>Know what the.

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<v Speaker 2>Environment is, yes, she does.

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<v Speaker 5>She also mean a pot of honey from the bees

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<v Speaker 5>out the back way, so she drew.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys, I want to show you this picture because I

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<v Speaker 4>was had a real proud mum moment. I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>this is one that's going on the fridge.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see.

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<v Speaker 2>So here it is.

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<v Speaker 3>That's actually quite sweet.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's a cute little picture of me and Matt standing together.

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<v Speaker 1>Is very detailed of.

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<v Speaker 3>So, isn't it because that's abstract?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, I mean, look it's it's good from a

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<v Speaker 4>far but far from good. She's three and a half minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop picking on us. When you zoom in on the

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<v Speaker 1>picture of Matt, what is it that you see there?

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<v Speaker 3>She's clearly she knows where she came from. That's because she.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't come from his penis. Mitch.

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<v Speaker 5>There's like three quote unquote lumps in between his legs.

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<v Speaker 2>Has she drawn him naked? Is that new?

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<v Speaker 3>That's a no.

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<v Speaker 2>That is too generous.

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<v Speaker 1>That is down to the knee.

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<v Speaker 2>That is not accurate.

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<v Speaker 3>She's clearly got a thirty centime ruler.

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<v Speaker 1>She put a T shirt on Matt and drew his manhood.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, she's three.

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<v Speaker 1>And a half seen it in the is that you're looking

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<v Speaker 1>at this? Do you think the same thing?

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen them in real life?

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<v Speaker 1>And now he's yes, that is it's very similar.

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<v Speaker 3>That is manhood. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So I also thought that my three and a half

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<v Speaker 4>year old had taken it a step too far and

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<v Speaker 4>had drawn some details that she didn't need to draw

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<v Speaker 4>on this picture. And then I went and took the

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<v Speaker 4>picture to her and I sat down, and I just

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<v Speaker 4>wanted to get clarity, you know, because that's the kind

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<v Speaker 4>of weird thing for a three and a half year

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<v Speaker 4>old to do.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very davincy like nude statuesque, just a.

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<v Speaker 1>T shirt and then Matt with his pants on.

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<v Speaker 4>So I sat down and asked her, you know, darling,

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<v Speaker 4>what's this detail that you drew on Daddy in this picture,

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<v Speaker 4>and this is what she had to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, baby girl, what's this skirt? Who is this me?

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<v Speaker 1>And that's my skirt?

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot shoe.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you forgot to draw another shoe. That's a really

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<v Speaker 1>pretty skirt.

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<v Speaker 3>But you forgot.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I was walking around one shoe on

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<v Speaker 4>and a lovely, lovely skirt. She's a very detail orange.

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<v Speaker 4>It turns out that is not that is not a manhood.

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<v Speaker 2>Turns that you wearing a kill.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but you know what's worse. You look at this

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<v Speaker 4>picture now, and this is not Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>This is me.

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<v Speaker 1>She's drawn eyebags on me.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>There's also a lot of fluid retention in the that's you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're tying.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a genitalia skirt on.

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<v Speaker 3>She's given you asthma on your arms as well, looked

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<v Speaker 3>with dots. She's really gone.

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<v Speaker 2>She's singing in the shower naked. So it's lucky that

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<v Speaker 2>is a skirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it could be fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Back after this. It is the pick up right around

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<v Speaker 3>the country. It's Wednesday. It's the pickup. It's Britt, Laura

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<v Speaker 3>and Midge. Hi everyone, three afternoon besties, right, yeah, convinced well.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really fair and hot. You really threw us.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>My job?

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<v Speaker 2>He's on a sugar.

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<v Speaker 3>High and right now heading to Chemists Warehouse. They got

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<v Speaker 3>half priced cosmetics across the maybelean Revlon Rimmeler Nude by

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<v Speaker 3>Nature Rangers at Chemists Warehouse. Listen, you know I love

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<v Speaker 3>finding ridiculous news story and bringing them to you.

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<v Speaker 1>We're what have you done?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? It has been revealed Australia's rudest road trip spots.

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<v Speaker 3>So you know, Australia, we love a ridiculous town name.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean they're not they get worse. So someone has

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<v Speaker 3>put together if you want to go on a really cheeky,

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<v Speaker 3>rude road trip, you can go through all these horrific, rude,

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<v Speaker 3>cheeky town names and it's a rude, naughty little road trip.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone has too much time on that.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder if these places are actually like esthetic tourist

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<v Speaker 4>places or you're just going to them because they've got

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<v Speaker 4>terrible names.

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<v Speaker 5>Well you've got to take a photo of at the sign.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's exactly what you want. You want the Instagram

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<v Speaker 3>and people are profiting off this stress free car Rental

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<v Speaker 3>have compiled the weirdest road trip locations and they're going

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<v Speaker 3>go on this road trip and they're like selling it.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't that smart?

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<v Speaker 1>Great? Where are they? What are they?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to give you some and you have to

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<v Speaker 3>have to work out whether or not it's a real

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<v Speaker 3>Ossie town or fake rude Ossie town.

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<v Speaker 1>If silly named towns out there, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, here are some of the towns are real off

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<v Speaker 3>fake you be the judges. Tinkle Creek in Gold's Country.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds real.

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<v Speaker 4>That sounds like, you know, there's a lake titty car

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<v Speaker 4>car out there somewhere in the world, So Tinkle Creek

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't sound.

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<v Speaker 3>Too Tinkle creeks thrill. It's in Tasmania. What about Dunny

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<v Speaker 3>drip stream?

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<v Speaker 4>Dunny drip stream, I don't want to go swimming in it,

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<v Speaker 4>but I reckon it's I think it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Real, but I won't swimm in that one.

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<v Speaker 3>Duney drip creek. Fake doesn't exist. I made it up.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>What about this driving through the warm, warm waters of

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<v Speaker 3>Funny Knob Creek. No, I'm going real Funnyknob Creek in Tasmania.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you want to walk in?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not real, real.

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<v Speaker 3>Bunny Knob. Everybody, Yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 1>If no one wants to be called funny Knobs.

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<v Speaker 3>Saying in Tasmania, you're getting your Volkswagen camper van, you

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<v Speaker 3>drive down the road, you get to Pisspot Creek. True

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<v Speaker 3>or false?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think Pisspot Creek is real.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going false.

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<v Speaker 6>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like they have to we have to come

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<v Speaker 4>to some sort of uniform decision on this.

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<v Speaker 3>Pisspot Creek's beautiful place to relax this body.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you know you see a photo of these places?

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<v Speaker 3>Brown?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like tea leave.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you actually grew up close to this place, but

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<v Speaker 3>this was our bust my ball's bay.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop it.

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<v Speaker 5>I actually did grow up not far from there, bust

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<v Speaker 5>my balls bay bay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, bus my balls stop it. You didn't you? You

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<v Speaker 3>got married at late Lake Fanny Track, right like Fanny Track,

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<v Speaker 3>Lake Fanny Track and the Central Plateau in Tasman.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really pretty down there at Lake Fanny Track.

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<v Speaker 3>Smelly place.

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<v Speaker 1>It's real, not smelly mitch Yuh.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry what about buck clack a sprig? Stop it? Last one,

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<v Speaker 3>last one. You're on a road trip around Australia, you

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<v Speaker 3>pull up a rat road.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh and that's where all of like the young twenty

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<v Speaker 4>year olds who are trying to escap their parents' houses

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<v Speaker 4>are sitting in their cars making out right.

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<v Speaker 2>Road comes down to Duney Drip Creek, the connecting.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I think, I think it's real.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fake.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm terrible it doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 3>But you come by my house on a weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've never heard anything more true in

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<v Speaker 1>my life that at O.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen.

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<v Speaker 3>If you want to go on a little road trip, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>go on to Stress Free car Rentals and have a

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<v Speaker 3>look because they'll set it up for you. All right, rats,

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<v Speaker 3>let's get out of here to the day. Will and

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