WEBVTT - Best of THE PICKUP - 19th Feb 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:05.360 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:09.159 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.000 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:12.080 --> 0:00:15.400 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:18.799 peoples today. This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land of 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:19.639 the Aurora Nation. 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:42.120 Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:46.040 I'm Laura, I'm Brittany i' and this is our radio show. 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:49.160 It is the Pickup, which we record every week every 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:51.360 Monday to Friday, and then we take the best bits, 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:53.559 we packed it all down and we stick it here 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:53.840 for you. 0:00:54.560 --> 0:00:54.800 Mitch. 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:59.680 You brought this week a story that you tell that 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:01.720 is very, very funny, but it probably shouldn't be funny, 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:03.480 but the way you tackle it is funny. 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:04.760 It's about big boy problems, right. 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:05.920 Well, I thought you were going to say you brought 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:07.640 a barbecue chicken into the studio and ate it with 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:08.040 a spoon. 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:10.240 You did, and that. Yeah, Well, I mean they are 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:11.080 kind of correlated. 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:14.600 They go hand in hand. My hands are really now 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:16.400 I'm a big boy and I'm proud of it. I'm 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:18.760 you know a chubby boy, and I'm oversized and I'm overweight, 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:21.120 and I'm fine with it. I'm six foot three. However, 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:23.240 there are things that have happened to me in my 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:25.160 life being a bigger person that don't happen to my 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:27.679 skinny friends. And it's true things that I've I've clocked 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:30.080 and I've noticed, I've gone, hold on, this isn't happening 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:31.839 to my partner who's slim. 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:35.560 Yeah, because we have true fat phobia with an Australian society, 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:38.280 whole other level of something that we need to unpack. 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:40.440 I mean, you have a very good sense of humor 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:42.200 about it, Mitch, But I also love that when you 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:44.520 talk about it, you're like, this is not a problem 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.399 for me, and I am very happy and comfortably in 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:48.760 my skin, but the problem seems to be with everybody 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:49.520 else Totally. 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:51.760 It's good that you tell this story because it does 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:55.279 make I think it'll make other people think about maybe 0:01:55.280 --> 0:01:58.200 what they're saying or their actions, because I think a 0:01:58.200 --> 0:02:00.240 lot of people probably don't realize I know that there 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:01.560 were some of the things that you were saying that 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:03.240 have happened to you where I was like, oh, I 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:05.560 hadn't seen that or I probably didn't realize what was 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:07.400 happening at the time. And it's not about Laura and I, 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:09.320 but it's about things that happened to you in society. 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:11.440 But I think I think you tackled it really well. 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:13.760 I wouldn't have tackled it. I'm not really athletic. Probably 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:19.480 probably you ran at it okay. 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:21.240 Well, something I wanted to talk about is I went 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:23.880 and had a beauty treatment done recently. I went to 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:25.840 a skin specialist. I don't know if you can call 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:28.880 her a skin specialist. Actually she's a beautician, and she 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:32.280 insulted me into getting another treatment done. So I got 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:35.360 my face dermoplaned and is I was called Derma plain, 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:38.160 derma blade, and it basically I had my face shaved. 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:40.359 And I want to know why women can't just shave 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:41.360 their face and why I've got a pay. 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:42.600 How much did you pay? 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:46.280 The fancy name is demoplane, but like the colloquialism is 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:46.840 you shaved your. 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:49.120 Face And the even more colloquial term is just by 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:50.720 a Gillette razor and it all be fine? 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:52.919 Can you stop stroking your chin too? As she tells 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:54.919 this story, she strokes it like a wizard. 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:59.399 Like I'm getting Dumbledore vibes. Okay, I have this one. 0:02:59.480 --> 0:02:59.799 This is this. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:03.200 We don't cover this in the show, but I get 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:05.800 an exclusive. Yeah, I will put money on the fact 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:08.840 bringing your particularly hair free. So good for you. But 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:11.800 I would say that ninety percent of women have a 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.720 rogue hair on their face somewhere that they pluck out. 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:16.720 I've got two on my chin that they pluck out 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:18.440 and it comes back in the same spot. It's not 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:20.600 out of a mole. It's just a hair that just 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:22.679 for some reason just sprouted out of my shin. 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:26.280 I've got one on my e lobe. You're a good point. 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:30.840 I genuinely like, I'm not saying this to rub it 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:32.239 in because there's nothing wrong with hair on the face. 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:34.400 But I am not a hairy person, even though my 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:36.320 mumm is a Greek, so I just got obviously the 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:39.320 dad's side. But I don't think I have one hair 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:40.320 on my face and I never have. 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:42.840 Well, you know what they're coming for you. That's what 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:44.400 age does to you. No, I think I'm just good. 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:47.640 That's thinning. If anything, it's it thins on top and 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:49.080 flourishes below. 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:49.680 Well. 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:51.720 I had an event for a week. I had a 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:55.040 running with a neighbor, so those playing at home. No, 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:57.960 I've had problems with my neighbors before. My neighbor above me, 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:00.400 the Russian lady. She waters me when I go outside, 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:01.760 like she put the hose on me. She's put the 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:04.200 hose on Mitch. She's put the hose on Laura. She 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:06.880 I don't know why. She pretends she doesn't know she's 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:08.760 doing it, but she knows she's doing it. But now 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:11.560 I've had another running with another neighbor because I've been 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:12.640 stealing stuff. 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:14.920 Yes, Stanley, this one is actually your fault. 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:15.200 It's not. 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.880 I'm completely is It's completely me like hands up. And 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:20.920 it was the most awkward running that I've ever had. 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:23.000 All right, well, all that and so much more. Let's 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:23.880 get into the show. 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:27.480 Andy joins us. Now, Hello, Andy, welcome to the show mates. 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:30.440 Hello guys, how are you? Congrats on the show? 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:33.760 Oh thanks, and he also congrats to you. I hear 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:35.480 you have the best toush in Australia. 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:39.520 Ah, yes, well I wouldn't say in Australia. I just 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:45.400 beat Woody out. I think it's a very low bar. 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:46.480 It was just the. 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:48.839 Best in that studio where there was four people. 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:51.000 Well they haven't come up against Mitch Chury's. 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:57.080 Toursh yet need all the staff they can get. 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:01.440 Upon reflection, though Will held my bottom for a long 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:04.200 a long time, I don't blame him. 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:06.000 It's not very often that you get to hold Andy 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:07.320 Lee's to come on. 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:11.159 That's true. It used to be anyone's. Now Beck has 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:11.720 a problem with that. 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:14.960 Well. Speaking of Beck, and also that it is Valentine's 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:17.679 Day tomorrow, what are you doing to make it special? 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:19.480 Are you someone who celebrates Valentine's Day? 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:22.679 Or can I get on the opposite. I don't believe 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:25.240 in the whole Valentine's Bay thing whatsoever. I've learned the 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:29.560 hard way that Beck does, even if he says she doesn't. Oh, 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:33.840 I had five years of checking that and her going no, 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:36.360 it's fine, it's it's a silly day. We don't need that, 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:38.400 and then her being kind of grumpy with me for 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:40.960 the entire entire day. But now I've got a trick, 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:43.960 which is which makes me feel good about it, and 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:45.720 I think makes Beck feelod about it. If we've kind 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:49.320 of met in the middle. Is every Valentine's Day and 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:52.760 the last couple of them. I send the dog a 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:56.840 big bunch of flowers, and so it rocks up the door. 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:59.919 It's addressed to Henry the dog. It says, you complete 0:05:59.920 --> 0:06:04.240 me and your perfect et cetera, and please don't show 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:07.279 Beck you'll get jealous. So Beck gets the flowers. She 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:09.080 gets a joke that I'm actually doing it for the dog, 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:11.200 and that way I don't feel as weird about just 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:13.680 buying flowers my partner on val on Time's Day, because 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.400 I really think it should be. I like, I prefer 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:20.160 the surprise flowers, like a just cause gifts the romantic. 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:23.200 Well, I'm I'm currently in an argument with my new 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:26.159 boyfriend Ben. He lives overseas. I mean an argument about 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:29.200 who said I love you first? Who said the L 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:29.920 word out of you? 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:33.960 And Beck me by a mile did you? And it 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:37.080 was really awkward. We're actually lying extually, tell and bed 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:43.400 and I said I love you and she looked at me, paused, 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.360 and then went, she loves me. 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:49.080 Did she say that? 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:49.880 I know? 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:51.000 I said, he's going to say it back. 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:54.240 She's like, no, How long did it take her to 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:54.920 say it back? 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:57.839 I reckon it was a good like six to eight 0:06:57.880 --> 0:06:58.520 weeks later. 0:06:58.640 --> 0:06:59.040 She did. 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:03.800 Celebrated the moment, like really rubbed salting the wound and 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:06.679 then didn't give you anything back for six to eight weeks. 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:08.640 Do you know what that is? Because she won? That's 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:11.040 what that is. That's the sound of victory. 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:13.480 I've been trying to win to victory. 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:16.720 Andy the hundred, he's back tomorrow the Valentine's Day Special. 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:18.520 I believe we're going to do a little round of 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:19.920 our own here at the pick up now. 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:23.080 With the fire, Yeah, brand, Okay, you're ready. 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:24.320 It'll do some dramatic music. 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:34.800 Okay. What percentage of Australian couples will allow their partner 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:37.080 to pop a pimple? Actually want them? 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:40.440 Okay, Laura, looky, I'm going to work. 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:43.120 I'm going high. Andy, I'm going to go. 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:48.560 Seventy wow, twenty nine on the fire. It's thirty percent. 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:51.920 I thought more people. 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:54.480 Were sickos pimple. No, no, no, we're all we all 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:56.200 want to pop, but we don't want to be popped. 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:57.480 One point to Laura. 0:07:57.520 --> 0:07:59.080 It's important to go deep on these things. 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:04.920 Go Okay, what about what percentage of Australians boy then 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:09.640 girls has had laser hair removal in the last twelve 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:13.640 months In a personal grooving before a big Valentine's Day 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:14.160 night out. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.720 I'm a waxer personally, I'm lazy. 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:18.520 I'll just shave once every six months. 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:20.680 Yeah, am I the only one in this room it's 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:21.600 had a laser hair removement? 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:23.360 No, I had on your back. 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:24.240 I got it on my back. 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:25.880 Yeah, I'm going to go. 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:29.880 All right, I'm gonna look in eighty. 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:31.680 I'm gonna once again go low. 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:35.880 I'm going to say forty eleven percent. 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:40.280 That is not much or a lot of hairy people 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:40.679 out there. 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:40.839 Now. 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:43.280 I see people are lazy. I know I should have 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:43.560 gone low. 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:45.640 It also burns a bit like it's not the most 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:47.719 comfortable thing in the world laser hair removal. So that 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:48.160 checks out. 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:50.640 I did hear bushes back? 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:53.920 Yes, yeah, so I think that you're trying to bring 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:56.760 it back. Okay, hold on, so britt one, Laura one, 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:58.400 let's see if we can get a winner here with 0:08:58.480 --> 0:08:58.920 Andy Lee. 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:03.560 Okay, keeping on the Valentine's Day scen tomorrow. How many 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:07.640 Australians couples speak baby talk to their part. 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:10.720 Makes me feel physically viscerally unwell? 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:16.559 Ya do you mean, like, yeah, I do call that 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:20.480 bubba though, oh that maybe I count Bubba makes me 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:24.319 perform him Bubba j I just say hey, Bubba, Yeah, 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:26.199 MITCHI go first. 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:27.120 I think twelve percent. 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:29.760 Hi, I'm going to go with fifty five. 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:31.720 I'm going to go eighteen percent. 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:32.760 All right, this is for the win. 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:34.520 It's twenty percent. 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:42.560 Oh my god, it's do you speak baby talk to bet? 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:46.559 No, not at all, A little bit to my dog occasionally. 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:50.120 Way, what's your lameous baby name that you have for Beck? 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:51.480 What's your little cute nickname? 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:53.760 I call Beck Rumpy. 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:58.040 I'm sure she loves it, grumpy Rumpy. 0:09:58.360 --> 0:09:59.559 A beautiful rump. 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:02.959 I'm going to say, no, wonder it took her eight 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:04.640 months to say she loves you with her nickname. 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:07.080 Were lucky that you didn't get dumpy? 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:10.280 You can get one hundred tomorrow night. The Valentine's Day 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:13.400 edition are with Andy Lee nine pm on Channel nine 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:14.240 after Maps, Thanks and. 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:17.000 Team. 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:20.240 I have trust issues at the best of times, and 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:23.880 I think this could just heighten it. It looks like 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:28.640 the male contraceptive pill could finally be here. It took 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:30.800 them long enough get all Humanity. 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:33.520 But they have been working on one for a while. 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:35.120 They have been working on one for a while, yes, 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:37.760 but I don't know how many years ago that they 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:39.920 did the trials for it. A few men were part 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:42.360 of the trials, and the reason that sort of halted 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.559 in its tracks was because men were saying, oh, I'm 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:48.280 getting headaches from it. There are side effects. Hello, welcome 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:51.320 to the club. But this pill, it's been trialed on 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:55.240 mice so far and the mines have been rendered infertile 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:59.160 within thirty minutes. But there is a trick to this, 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:01.520 So we take pill with women. Sorry, we take the 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:03.360 pill at the same time of day every day, and 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:07.640 essentially that should be stopping pregnancies. Men have to take 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.840 this pill within thirty minutes of sex. 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:13.240 I do think that, you know, when you're the person 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:16.000 who could get pregnant, you probably need to take a 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:18.760 bit of the responsibility yourself. Like, I think that being 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:21.160 just trusting might get you in a situation that you 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:24.360 don't want to be in, ie pregnant. But why can't 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:26.680 the women just carry the pill around and half an 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:29.040 hour before they're gonna you know, do the horizontal dense 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:31.079 of love be like, but you need to take this 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:33.560 and they're the ones popping and given out the pills, 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:35.640 so we can be in control of the distribution. 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:39.560 Who times they're sexy, time I'm so sorry, nothing worse 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:42.360 than pop an egg timerer on, pop your pill and 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:44.080 then we'll jump into bed and what we going to go? 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:46.480 It does make you think that maybe, well, will it 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:50.000 increase the foreplay for half an hour before sex? 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:51.959 God? Yeah, I agree? 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:54.560 Or I feel like, in Laura's case, should be like, no, 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:57.000 I'm working, come back in half an hour when we 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:58.840 don't get extra half an hour time. But I don't 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:01.760 know if I would ever And not that it's men 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:03.720 I'm joking about that. I just don't know if I 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:06.520 would ever completely put that in someone else's hand, that 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:09.320 trusting someone else's hands, because the guy to be like, sure, 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:10.719 I took that half an hour ago. 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:12.600 No, but you know what, Okay, when you say you 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:15.360 wouldn't trust it, you're speaking from the perspective of someone 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:17.360 who at the time would have been single and dating. 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:19.599 But save for me, in a you know, commit a 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:24.160 relationship with my husband Mattie J the responsibility of a 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:27.240 contraception has always fallen on to me in our relationship. 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:30.280 So when we finish having kids, matt He's going to 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:33.400 go and have a vasectomy. But this would be an option. 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:35.800 This would mean that it doesn't just the full responsibility 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:37.559 doesn't fall onto me. And I think sometimes when we 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:40.440 think about contraception, we only look at it from the single, 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:42.920 going out and dating perspective. But there's loads of people 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:45.559 in relationships who already have kids who also need to 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:46.319 worry about this stuff. 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:48.360 Yeah, but Laura, we know your husband, Matty Jay, is 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:49.160 dying for more kids. 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:49.439 I don't know. 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:53.600 Can I just say if we can't get straight men 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:55.160 to wash their asses, I don't think we're going to 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:58.480 get them to take a pill dating in and day out. Sorry, 0:12:58.559 --> 0:12:59.959 but that's my take, and I stand. 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:03.480 I had a facial the other day and as I 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:07.200 was there, she told me, in not such nice words, 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:09.760 that I have a bit of a hairy face. Now 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:12.080 she caught it peach fuzz. She said, oh, you've got 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:14.200 a bit of peach fuzz. But I know what she meant. 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:15.800 She was saying that I have a hairy fang. 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:19.120 I thought peach fuzz was butt hair. 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:22.800 Well, it's on my face, you have butt hair on 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:26.360 your feet. I think peach fuzz refers to like the 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:29.680 little wispy, whitey like light colored hair that you can't 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:32.720 get laser because the lasers only attracted to like dark hair. 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:35.480 So I have like quite a bit. I have Italian heritage. 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:37.280 I'm not ashamed to say it. You know, if you 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:38.679 look in the right direction, I've got a bit of 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.120 a mustache and I'm okay with that. But she said 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:43.240 it to me and it got me really self conscious. 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:46.840 And then she recommended that I have a facial done. 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:49.040 And basically you lay there, they put this like serum 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:51.559 all over your face. It's very relaxing, and then they 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:55.520 get a scalpel out and they scrape the scalpel across 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:58.520 your skin like like you know, like diagonally along the skin. 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:01.560 And she's trying to convince me that it's really great 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:05.480 for exfoliation. They're getting all the dead skin cells off. Guys, 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:08.559 I paid two hundred dollars to have my face shaved 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:09.960 at a beautition. 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:13.560 I okay, hang on, I haven't had it. I don't 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:15.040 have a hair and face, but I have had duma 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:17.240 planning before. I had it for an exfoliation, so it 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:19.880 was nothing about the hair. My skin felt pretty good after. 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.760 It, Okay. So she shows me like because she's doing it, 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:23.560 she's doing like the scrape, scrape, scrape, and then she's 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:25.840 wiping it and scrape scrapes grape barber. 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:28.360 First of all, can were you in a westfield right 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:29.560 in the end of the car park. 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:33.640 I was at a very like lovely like little facial 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.200 spar that you would go to to go and get 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:37.680 your skin done, like a skin clinic or whatever it's called. Anyway, 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:39.960 so she finishes during my whole face and then she 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:43.040 shows me what looks like a napkin and it's just 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:45.280 it's just a napkin covered in my facial hair. And 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:47.320 she's like, look at all the exfoliation we got off. 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:49.640 And I was like, no, that's my hair, that's my face, 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:51.240 here's my eyebrow. 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:54.200 That's my that's my big that's he's that good. 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:58.240 Here's my question. Surely we can just I can just 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:01.720 go down to Woolworst and buy a razor and just 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:04.000 shave my face for two dollars. If it's okay for 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.400 her to do it in a clinic setting. What is 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:08.720 the big problem with me being a female and then 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:09.480 just shaving my face. 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:12.040 Or I could just play on my iPhone some yoga music, 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:14.400 put on some essential oils, lay you down in this studio. 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:15.880 I've got a beck in the bathroom here in the 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:18.080 men's bathroom. I could just give you a quick little 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:19.760 shave and save you three hundred bucks. 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:21.160 I lift your arms up to an underarm one. 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:21.720 You could do it all. 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:23.960 I could literally start from just below my eyelashes and 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:25.240 keep going down to my ankles. 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:27.080 Are you worried it's prickly the laws? 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:30.160 Yes I am. That's my problem now. I'm so worried 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:32.920 that when I kiss my husband, Mattie J, that he's 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:35.520 going to know that I maybe I have stupple. I 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:36.440 want to make out with me? 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:40.480 Yeah, get up, you get up, give her a big 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:44.160 kick over all? Right, Yeah, you come to me. I 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:45.360 don't kiss on the cheek. 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:53.720 Can you feel it a little bit? I can, but 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:55.160 not here, not at the cheek. 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:57.520 But when I get closer to the mustache. 0:15:57.240 --> 0:16:01.040 Yes, get just a little chitty, not by the hair 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:01.960 of my ching ginger. 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:06.240 You love you no matter how hair. Are you up, ladies? 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:07.880 If you can't tell I'm a little. 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:10.240 Stressed, I can tell it's the perspiration on your face. 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:12.760 That's a pretty stock standard for me, though, right, like 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:14.360 a slim layer of sweats. 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:17.000 The touch do get more when you're stressed. But you've 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:19.200 gone looking at houses, right, because you have to. 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:20.880 Move Yeah, I got three weeks to move out, and 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:22.880 I'm in the middle of a rental crisis, and if 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:25.200 you didn't know, so is the country. Rental listings in 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:28.000 Australian capital cities are at the lowest they've been since 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:30.160 February two thousand and three. But we all rent in 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:30.640 this route. 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:32.840 I rent yes, and I am currently also looking to 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:35.120 move like you are, and it has been an absolute nightmare. 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:37.560 Twenty thirty forty people at a showing. 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:39.280 So many people line up to go to a viewing. 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:43.280 You cannot get a house in Sydney, in Melbourne, wherever 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:45.560 you are, you just cannot get one. The problem is 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:47.360 people have gotten a bit crafty. I don't know if 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:50.200 you've seen some listings pop up over social media, but 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:52.920 there's this man in Sydney. He's been to Spotlight clearly 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:56.240 and he has curtained off his balcony and he's selling 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:57.360 it for three hundred dollars. 0:16:57.200 --> 0:16:58.280 Per show me that photo. 0:16:58.760 --> 0:16:59.040 This is it? 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:02.480 Okay, Oh my god. It is literally a balcony that 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:04.240 he looks like. It's not carp and he's laid a 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:07.840 blanket down for carpet, a single bed and curtains. 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:09.600 That doesn't even look like it could be wind proof. 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:11.959 This isn't just happening in Sydney, though, This is all 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:14.080