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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Satham.

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Speaker 1: Now, I told you that there's this interesting competition, a

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Speaker 1: worldwide competition though I think's quite fascinating. This involves museums

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Speaker 1: around the world. They're competing to find which museum contains

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Speaker 1: the best bum. There's a weekly online battle between the

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Speaker 1: curators and it started with the Yorkshire Museum in York

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Speaker 1: in England, launched its search on social media on Friday

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Speaker 1: with a picture of a Roman marble statuette that looks

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Speaker 1: like it's got a big bite taken out of its bomb.

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Speaker 2: I've got a.

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Speaker 1: Picture for you here.

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Speaker 2: Oh you've got a handout.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like someone's throwing a quickert ball and

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Speaker 1: taken a chunk out of it. Sure, but they've put

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Speaker 1: that up and said this cracking Roman marble statuette depicts

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Speaker 1: an athlete at the peak of fitness. Sadly, has someone

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Speaker 1: taken a bite out of this? So there were hundreds

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Speaker 1: of replies from other museums with a range of bottoms,

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Speaker 1: including statues, paintings, photographs, animals, skeletons, insects, and vehicles.

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Speaker 2: Vehicles with a good bum.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but some of them look at this paintings of

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Speaker 1: sumo wrestlers statue here, that's extraordinary. That's a hell of

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Speaker 1: a bum. And what about that one? What do you

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Speaker 1: think is happening there?

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Speaker 2: That's just too much information, that's eros or something. No

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Speaker 2: one of kids laugh when they got him us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is that a cigarette dispenser? Miss?

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Speaker 2: What's that there?

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Speaker 1: But you know what, it got me thinking, Mmm, I'm

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Speaker 1: in madam two swords?

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Speaker 2: You are too?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I have a wax bum effigy is that the word?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got a wax bum. For the first time

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Speaker 1: in my life, I could see my bum from the back.

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Speaker 1: I think they were kind to me. But still it

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Speaker 1: was done on actual measurements.

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Speaker 2: It was your measurements.

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Speaker 1: So should it doesn't have to be the well it

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Speaker 1: does say best bum. But some of these bums are comical.

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Speaker 1: I could sort of have a comical bump.

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Speaker 2: You could have a comical bump. You've been in a cartoon.

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Speaker 2: You're immortalized in a cartoon in the paper every day.

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Speaker 2: I remember that in the telegram.

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Speaker 1: Start you and I were became a major storyline for

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Speaker 1: some time.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's curious because we were talking about this earlier

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Speaker 2: this morning, and I actually found the comic book Staria

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Speaker 2: with Jonesy and Amanda. Remember Roger Fletcher, who was the

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Speaker 2: who did Staria.

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Speaker 1: He he listened to our show and you every morning

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Speaker 1: would be reading Staria and lusting after self.

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Speaker 2: He surreptitiously put us into it, and I said, there's

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Speaker 2: my dream come true.

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Speaker 1: And then suddenly we were in week after week. I've

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Speaker 1: even got a shower scene.

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Speaker 2: Look at that. That is the sexiest see I found

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Speaker 2: it page Let's see, and it's on page sixty nine,

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Speaker 2: which is just come over a lot extraordinary. There's you

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Speaker 2: and I'm bending over and you're bending over.

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Speaker 1: And then I have a space outfit on ye. And

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Speaker 1: then what about that one where you get to pash Stari.

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Speaker 1: You were disappointed because it was just side mouth.

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Speaker 2: It's a bit of side mouth. It's not a fault.

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Speaker 1: But then I passed that Gronk character crue my passion

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Speaker 1: monster passion logis all over again.

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Speaker 2: Well, maybe maybe we should display your bum in public.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you should enter it in this competition. Sklidon, that's

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Speaker 1: a mistake of punctuation.

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Speaker 2: Delete the pause, Join the and Amanda in the Morning

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Speaker 2: one at one point seven, tell you