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Speaker 1: Jersey and Amanda Jamn, I know you had an emotional

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Speaker 1: day yesterday. Well we had it.

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Speaker 2: And I wasn't even going to talk about this to

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Speaker 2: Doug's I guess memorial service yesterday for Doug Moray and

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Speaker 2: I wasn't going to talk about it today on the radio.

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Speaker 2: But you know, I just today It's one of those things.

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Speaker 2: We've been doing this for a long time and he

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Speaker 2: was a big part of my life. It's such an

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Speaker 2: emotional day yesterday and realize how emotional it would be,

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Speaker 2: and it was just it was great. It was just

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Speaker 2: a great way to say goodbye. I did his son,

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Speaker 2: Tom did this joke. And I know that you like

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Speaker 2: to start the show.

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Speaker 1: With a joke, but please, do you have the stay?

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Speaker 1: And I don't tell jokes often, but this joke just

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Speaker 1: made me laugh and laugh.

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Speaker 2: Love.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard about the guy with a head

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Speaker 1: like half an orange? Have you heard the one about

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Speaker 1: the guy with the head like half a mi?

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Speaker 2: So this guy walks into a bar and he's got

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Speaker 2: a head like half an orange, and the bartender looks

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Speaker 2: at him and he goes, jeez, this guy's got a

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Speaker 2: head like half an orange. But I won't say anything

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Speaker 2: and the guy sits down at the bar and he says,

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Speaker 2: get me a scoot and be next mate. And the

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Speaker 2: guy goes, yeah, no worries, and he starts pulling all

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Speaker 2: this cash out of his pockets.

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Speaker 1: All this cash is falling on the ground. The guy goes, mane,

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Speaker 1: you're dropping cash everywhere. He says, don't worry, there's plenty

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Speaker 1: of that. You know where that came from.

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Speaker 2: And he said, he said, look, if you don't mind

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Speaker 2: me asking, but you've got a head like half an orange.

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Speaker 1: And the guy goes, yeah, I get that a fair bit.

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Speaker 1: And he said, well, how did that? How did that

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Speaker 1: come about?

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Speaker 2: He said, well, I was walking down the street and

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Speaker 2: there's a junk pile and I saw a genie's lamp

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Speaker 2: in the bottom of the junk pile.

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Speaker 1: Or are the cheese? And I thought, well, I'll give

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Speaker 1: it a rub. Rub the lamp out pops the genie

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Speaker 1: and the genie's there and the guy says, well, you're

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Speaker 1: a genie he has, yeah, he has. Well, are you

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Speaker 1: given like the three wishes? That's still a thing that gin.

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Speaker 1: He goes yeah, yeah, yeah, still do that and he's.

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Speaker 2: Great, Well, I'm up for some I'm up for some

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Speaker 2: wishes then and he goes, okay, well, just remember this,

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Speaker 2: these wishes come with great responsibilities, so be responsible about this, okay,

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Speaker 2: and he goes okay, right, so he thinks about it.

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Speaker 1: He guess right, you know what I want.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna wish for my pockets, whatever pants are wearing,

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Speaker 2: to be always filled with cash. And the genny goes

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Speaker 2: right now, next minute it's all this cash coming out

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Speaker 2: of his pocket. Now great, and then he goes, I've

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Speaker 2: got another wish. He goes, yeah, well, just remember be careful.

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Speaker 2: You know, wishes can to have two meanings. Just be

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Speaker 2: careful what you wish for. And he goes, right, okay,

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Speaker 2: you know, can I go and get a coffee? I'll

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Speaker 2: think about it.

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Speaker 1: Do you want one? I've got plenty of cash.

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Speaker 2: I'll buy you one. So the geny goes, yes, you'll

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Speaker 2: get me a skin plat white. Anyway, the guy comes

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Speaker 2: back with the two coffees and says, you know what

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Speaker 2: I want. I want a big house, a very big

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Speaker 2: house in the country with a pool and a garage

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Speaker 2: and cars and motorbikes and lots of rooms for all

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Speaker 2: my friends.

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Speaker 1: And then Jenny goes done.

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Speaker 2: Poll there's your second wish, and he has You've got

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Speaker 2: one wish, and I don't need to tell you about

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Speaker 2: how you wish, because remember it comes with great responsibility

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Speaker 2: of these wishes. And the guy goes, yeah, no wayes,

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Speaker 2: I've got it all covered. You know what I've always

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Speaker 2: wanted a head like half an orange.

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Speaker 1: What a weird joke. I laughed so much. That's not

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Speaker 1: where I thought it would go. I think of every

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Speaker 1: part I could possibly think.

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Speaker 2: You've heard.

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Speaker 1: You've heard every long joke in the world.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, and Tom said that, and it just it was

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Speaker 2: like Doug was chatting, and as Tom said in his eulogy,

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Speaker 2: when kids were getting taught to play cricket and all

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Speaker 2: that sort of stuff, Tom was getting taught the art

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Speaker 2: of the joke by by.

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Speaker 1: By a genius, by his dad, and I justed, you know, honestly,

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Speaker 1: it was just great. So it was a fitting tribute.

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Speaker 1: Excellent