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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mini got a question for everyone listening. I don't mean

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Speaker 2: to sound controversial here, but thirteen one O six fives

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Speaker 2: our number? Should we stop buying gifts for babies? Should

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Speaker 2: we just end it? And I'll get to my own

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Speaker 2: personal experience with it in a minute or so. But

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Speaker 2: there was a news story today about a mum who

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Speaker 2: was complaining about the gifts that she gets given from

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Speaker 2: her friends. She was basically saying, she gets these onesies,

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Speaker 2: the ones He's a crap. I wasn't gift.

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Speaker 3: It was a gift that she gets given by a

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Speaker 3: friends which are onesies.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, she she says, no, she was saying all

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Speaker 2: the gifts, She's saying all most she said, most of

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Speaker 2: the gifts.

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Speaker 3: Largely onesies woods.

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Speaker 2: Well she did had direct stab at onesies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she went, hang and we all know that, we

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Speaker 1: all know that you're a onesie specialist because the easy baby,

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Speaker 1: the easiest and cheapest, im add baby gift to get.

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Speaker 2: I've done a few onesies, mate, I've actually I have

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Speaker 2: a friend of mine has received today online they have

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Speaker 2: received a onesie from me in the mail which says

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Speaker 2: I thought it was cute I thought it was really

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Speaker 2: I thought it was a bit of a giggle. Just

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Speaker 2: says as a picture of a dinosaur down a onesie

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Speaker 2: and it says I'm a boobersaurus because obviously the baker's

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Speaker 2: breastfeeding at that stage. And also me and the mother

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Speaker 2: have a bit of an in joke because she tricked

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Speaker 2: me into drinking her breast milk one time. I was like,

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Speaker 2: all right, that makes it as an in joke. What boobasaurus?

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Speaker 2: She said it was a right Russian. It was her

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Speaker 2: breast milk. Joke's on me anyway.

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Speaker 1: My main bring you're bringing out the fact that you've

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Speaker 1: drunk the wife's breast milk in a gift to the baby.

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Speaker 2: She did it to me. She did a joke on

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Speaker 2: me anyway, so it was her fault. But look, my

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Speaker 2: main point here is what do you buy a baby?

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Speaker 2: You know, because I'm trying it here, I've done onesies.

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Speaker 2: I got one of my mate's babies. Are harmonica, that's

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Speaker 2: probably just that's probably just been thrown.

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Speaker 3: And think also we know that you would have got

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Speaker 3: it for under five dollars.

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Speaker 2: No, this is actually a very expensive harmonica because the

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Speaker 2: mother is into music, yes, and I was like, this

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Speaker 2: makes sense. Get him harmonic.

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Speaker 3: Where'd you get the harmonica from iline sound? It's pretty?

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Speaker 2: I probably said the bears is probably Amazon or something.

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Speaker 2: But my thing is like, do you think do parents?

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Speaker 2: Do parents want gifts for their baby or when they

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Speaker 2: receive them?

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Speaker 3: I think they do.

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Speaker 1: I think I think if I think, if you put

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Speaker 1: the time and the effort into choosing a gift, you

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Speaker 1: don't just go to Kmart's onesie section, see your photo

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Speaker 1: with a dinosaur with a milk gag and then think

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Speaker 1: he's all he wants one's drink of breast milk, and

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Speaker 1: then pay fifteen dollars and get yourself a get yourself

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Speaker 1: a package deal.

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Speaker 3: You get three for thirty.

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Speaker 2: No, that onesie was actually twenty nine dollars or something.

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Speaker 2: Got the receipt here, I hum would prove.

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Speaker 1: But the point is you put time and effort into

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Speaker 1: the baby's gift, and it's lovely. But the point the

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Speaker 1: problem is onesies are to babies as a present as

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Speaker 1: toasters are to weddings.

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Speaker 2: Right, like, too many onesies, too.

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Speaker 1: Many ones the kid's going to grow out of it immediately.

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Speaker 1: Do you something's get I get kids books for kids?

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Speaker 2: But don't you think parents are just like, oh, I

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Speaker 2: got too many books.

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Speaker 3: You can never have kids books. You can never have

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Speaker 3: too many of them.

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Speaker 2: All right, you and me are at loggerheads here.

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Speaker 3: We're not at loggerheads.

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Speaker 2: You're just an idiot, bloody loggerheads. I think I've brought

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Speaker 2: up some pretty good points.

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Speaker 1: In order for us to be at loggerheads, you have

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Speaker 1: to have sound arguments.

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Speaker 3: On the other side.

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Speaker 2: I've got an example of an audio example here. Babies don't

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Speaker 2: know what they want. Okay, this is a baby getting

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Speaker 2: given an avocado. Never be more excited in our life.

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Speaker 2: How can we read that this baby got excited about

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Speaker 2: an avocado? What what am I supposed to do? Well,

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Speaker 2: it's then it's an impossible task. I reckon The parents

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Speaker 2: hate it. Are the people who are giving the gifts? Well,

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Speaker 2: you know, I'm trying to make people happy you don't

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Speaker 2: want to get around them. But I don't think gift

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Speaker 1: I think that you're just lazy and you just can't

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Speaker 1: be bothered thinking about what would actually be good. Okay,

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Speaker 1: give me one more alternative apart from a onesie and

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Speaker 1: avocado and a book that you would give a.

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Speaker 2: Child, I said, harmonica. Man, I've got them a harmonica, like.

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Speaker 3: A practicable gift.

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Speaker 1: A baby can't use a harmonic until it's like six

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Speaker 1: or seven hour.

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Speaker 2: But they think if it's a prodigy.

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Speaker 1: Getting gifts based on the fact that the child might

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Speaker 1: be a prodigy, you may as well just bought it

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Speaker 1: a violin.

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Speaker 2: That's actually a bad idea.

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Speaker 3: I'm being serious. Give me one more gift that the

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Speaker 2: My point is, I don't know that's why I keep

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Speaker 2: giving onesies. Thirty one six five's out number? Should we

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Speaker 2: just stop giving gifts to babies? Maybe you're on will side.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just crap at it, but I need to

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Speaker 2: hear from some other people.

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Speaker 3: Yes, maybe you've got a kid, that's what I'd like.

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Speaker 2: To he Yeah, and you're sick of getting gifts.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're just like, thank you so much for all

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Speaker 1: my friends, for all these great gifts all that.

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Speaker 2: Should we stop buying gifts for babies?

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Speaker 3: And you're hoping that none of your friends will listening

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Speaker 3: to this?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: Yep? So thirty one six five is that number? No? No,

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Speaker 2: I don't regret giving any of my friend's gifts, but

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Speaker 2: I actually worry that they've received these gifts and they're

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Speaker 2: We've got far too many onesies. I don't know what

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Speaker 2: adult thought buying a r Monica for our six month

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Speaker 2: old badby was a good idea. And they need to

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Speaker 2: pretend to like the gift. So I feel like my

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Speaker 2: friends would be like, Oh, don't bother, I don't worry it.

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Speaker 1: Because the other part of this, and this is why

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Speaker 1: we've asked people to call who have got kids, as

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Speaker 1: well as people that are sick of buying gifts, because.

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Speaker 3: There's got to be an annoyance when your.

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Speaker 1: Kids already got the gift, but you've got to feign enthusiasm.

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Speaker 1: And then you've either got to see the person with

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Speaker 1: then send it to the person that gave it to you.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of stress though those photos.

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Speaker 1: You want to get a photo of the baby like, oh,

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Speaker 1: little Johnny loved is uh, little Johnny loved his.

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Speaker 3: Bib that you gave me, Like you've clearly just put

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Speaker 3: the kid in the bib.

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Speaker 2: I've only had that one.

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Speaker 1: He's never used it and you just propped him up

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Speaker 1: taking a photo. Send it to it like you must

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Speaker 1: have a list of like I mean, Joel, you've got kids,

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Speaker 3: He might just go, we haven't taken a photo of.

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Speaker 1: Charles first kid, and you've just got this just a

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Speaker 1: normal mountain room.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife had alway.

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Speaker 3: You've got to get get a photo photo my cousin

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Speaker 3: and the kid. The kid's got to hate that too.

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Speaker 2: You'd probably preferred as not getting the gift. No gift.

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Speaker 1: Let's as Debbie, Debbie, what are your.

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Speaker 3: Thoughts on this?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 5: You can never have too many onesies?

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Speaker 2: Why Debbie, don't you why?

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Speaker 5: But kids are always having explosive nappy they're vomiting everything

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Speaker 5: like that. I've had five kids and could never have

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Speaker 5: enough of the.

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Speaker 2: I've given out a lot of onesie. So about Debbie.

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Speaker 2: I actually gave a friend today a onesie which says,

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Speaker 2: I'm a I'm a boobersaurus on it. Yep, great, love it,

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Speaker 2: budding out a dead get on your deadly. That was

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Speaker 2: not a pity last, that's obviously yep.

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Speaker 3: Great, get me off there, we've got Tabitha, Tabitha, should

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Speaker 3: we stop buying baby gifts? What are you reckon?

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Speaker 5: No? I reckon spoiled the crap out of the first

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Speaker 5: because it's not as special. But I do agree with

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Speaker 5: the first caller. You need as many onesies as you.

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Speaker 2: Can bloody mainly a good all right, all right. I

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Speaker 3: What do you mean, well, do you just get the

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Speaker 3: infant size?

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Speaker 2: It's a bit harder than that. I got a friend

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Speaker 2: which again was an in joke with the parents, because

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Speaker 2: we love the show Dark and there's a yellow rain

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Speaker 3: Is that a rain jacket for an infant?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like a yellow rain jacket. Anyway, I don't reckon

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Speaker 2: this thing. Will start wearing the rain jacke until it's five.

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Speaker 2: Until then just hangs on the door or something I

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Speaker 2: imagine similar.

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Speaker 3: To that harmonica.

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Speaker 1: That you you should just start getting infants computers on.

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Speaker 3: Here's their fifteenth birthday present.

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Speaker 2: That's got to Samantha. Here, Samantha, this is great. You've

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Speaker 2: got a suggestion for a practical gift, even though we're

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Speaker 2: finding out onesies are actually in demand.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, on, onesies are great, but you know what, nappies

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Speaker 4: are a really good game.

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Speaker 1: All right, So this is practicable, Samantha, you're actually going

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Speaker 2: I mean, Samanna, is that just a step up though

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Speaker 4: Not really, like nasties are expensive. Yeah right, Okay, here's

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Speaker 4: the mumset. Don't breastfeed formula is expensive. And you know,

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Speaker 4: one time, like I have twins and one of the

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Speaker 4: guests I was given was a glass blowing dragon filled

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Speaker 4: with brandy. Like, what the hell am I going to

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Speaker 4: do with that?

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Speaker 3: Is a glass blowing a dragon?

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Speaker 4: What? Like, it's a dragon made of fly, not.

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Speaker 2: Darren glass blowing a dragon. So let's go to Nicolas

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Speaker 2: blown dragon. Yeah, that's a that's a weird. That's almost

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Speaker 2: as weird Nico boy. We're good, Thank you made We're

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Speaker 2: getting some perspective. So here on baby gives, what have

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Speaker 2: you got to say on the matter.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, my wife just had a we had a baby

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Speaker 5: eighteen months ago. My wife just had a baby nine

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Speaker 5: months ago, and they got so much stuff that they

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Speaker 5: actually didn't like it. So they made their own business

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Speaker 5: themselves to give the presents for the mumps. So they've

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Speaker 3: Give the mom a gift. So yeah the baby baby, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: great idea. That is a great idea.

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Speaker 5: Can I just give a bit of a plug.

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Speaker 2: That's the only reason you've you're gonna falled out of

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Speaker 2: the final hurdle.

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Speaker 1: We've given you thirty seconds of a Gillia Nick should

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Speaker 1: have show, should have show.

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Speaker 2: See more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: You know you want to