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Speaker 1: We don't normally pay sound effects here. He did a

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Speaker 1: I was just scrolling screw you actually through to the

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Speaker 3: We norally have a little quick chat pre song, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Go past your sons and just get in there and

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Speaker 2: Just clarify if he's in bed with his wife.

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Speaker 2: Joel because he also tried to prank your girlfriends. You

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Speaker 2: Harvest Harvest the Sony headphones under it and it grows anyway,

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Speaker 1: Podcasting? Now?

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Speaker 2: I have organized an A grade celebrity for Will. It

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Speaker 2: Who do you most want to talk to? Out of

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Speaker 1: It's out of monogo Jackman. Obviously Cordon can't stand him,

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Speaker 1: That's you, sam Et, journalists escort, amongst other things.

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Speaker 2: Amazing, But they're always listening.

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Speaker 2: She's now, I've got them, I've got them boys in silence.

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Speaker 9: Well, my husband and.

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Speaker 2: I went to a party with my parents and they

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Speaker 1: It's definitely working.

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Speaker 1: We've got Camilla got on thirty one.

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Speaker 2: Calla Hey, boys, I've got a good one for you.

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Speaker 12: So.

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Speaker 2: I just set up my mom with a Google Drive account.

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Speaker 1: Oh? My god, no way.

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Speaker 2: Whiz she actually did.

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Speaker 2: Where it does it go? You know this?

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Speaker 1: It just sits. It sits on the net, sits on

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is where he gets confusing.

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Speaker 1: There everywhere you're were going to be able to check them.

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Speaker 1: We've got Daniel who's called on thirty one and sixty five.

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Speaker 9: Daniel, how are good fellows yourself?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking about the funniest tech question your parents

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Speaker 9: So, my old man and me are run into machinery

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Speaker 11: And stuff like that.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, so I gave him the website. The website I

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Speaker 9: managed to get the computer on. My old man wasn't

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Speaker 1: Oh, Daniel, did you discrepancy though? Like, how do you what?

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Speaker 1: What was the name of the site for it to

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Speaker 9: Site xxx dot com?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, does sound complicated?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like a dirt moving side at all. Thanks

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Speaker 9: Well, this was my boss's dad. He opened up the

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Speaker 7: When he goes on holiday.

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Speaker 9: I think I've got a pay rise for showing him.

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Speaker 2: Now they've got a.

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Speaker 1: Very special guest, personal favorite of the show in Scottie

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Speaker 7: Now ah, the boys, how a.

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Speaker 2: Mate, we're better now that you're on the show. Scottie.

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Speaker 2: We were having a brief chat with you during the

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Speaker 2: which is very impressive, Scotty. But as you know, Will

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Speaker 7: What is the best question?

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Speaker 1: Jeez, A lot of shit, yeah, Jackie O.

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Speaker 7: She asked me when I came home from Melbourne. You know,

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Speaker 14: And I said, corn beef my favorite meal of all time,

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Speaker 7: You what dad said, born on March you've never.

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Speaker 14: Had corn beat?

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Speaker 2: Outrageous.

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Speaker 1: Well, i'll tell you what. I'll be listening to the

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Speaker 2: Do not throw me in with that lot. Mate.

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Speaker 1: There's two of us in his studio and.

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Speaker 2: There is a clear, clear division.

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Speaker 1: We'll tell you what's in vogue at the moment, because

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Speaker 1: that out, Scotty.

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Speaker 2: I'm in a relationship now. And by the way, it's

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Speaker 2: have you got, Scotty Chester, One may like a shower alone.

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Speaker 7: I like to stretch out and you know just what

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Speaker 7: I tell you what, this is riveting stuff.

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Speaker 1: Not as good as the corn meet for you that much,

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Speaker 1: Scotty though. The Scotty the let's let's talk about the

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Speaker 7: No, no, this is my department, this one. Keithy's in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you made the right call, Scotty, so sorry if

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Speaker 2: CRAF I'm wrong, But the block for the next six

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Speaker 2: weeks then it's just like Big Brother, where we get

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Speaker 2: cameras inside their homes with their families and we just

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Speaker 2: watched them live their lives.

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Speaker 14: Well, look, there's a little bit of a zoom stuff

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Speaker 14: going on.

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Speaker 12: But what we do so we shut down and tomorrow

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Speaker 12: night is six weeks later, and I remember about five

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Speaker 12: k heavy and I got a headlight back to the uture.

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Speaker 12: It just goes from from one day to the next

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Speaker 12: day in the six weeks, about five five hundred cans later.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us, Mate the Block tonight on Channel

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Speaker 1: nine at seven point thirty. It's good to hear that

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Speaker 1: you guys obviously playing it safe. It's a shame that

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Speaker 1: obviously shut down in real time. Whenever, how long how ever,

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Speaker 1: long ago, that was a few months ago, but pretty

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Speaker 1: amazing for everyone else now that they can watch the

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Speaker 1: lockdown and see the drama unfold, and then six weeks

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Speaker 1: later we're back in action and bigger than better than ever.

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Speaker 1: So well you guys always a yeah, we love you, mate,

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Speaker 1: we love you as well. Enjoy the corn beef this

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Speaker 1: evening and the single door doney, what a man a.

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Speaker 1: Thanks now right now, though, if you've got good small talk,

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Speaker 1: you can win something with Stolen from Beck Jartt you

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Speaker 1: Australia's best small talker.

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Speaker 2: Let's crack into that small talk. Will We've got Melissa here, Melissa, go.

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Speaker 10: A banana is actually a berry?

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Speaker 2: No, it's not, it's not. It's definitely not.

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Speaker 1: Oh, she shook me kids. She's certainly not winning fair enough, Rebecca,

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Speaker 1: is she winning with that? You reckon?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 1: I mean, if it's true, George, can you find out

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Speaker 1: if the banana's a bearing?

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Speaker 2: Knocked my socks off? Rebecca, crack into your small talk.

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Speaker 10: I'm just wondering if you knew that Scotty Camp's favorite meal.

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Speaker 1: Was conbeca rank chat. And I don't mind the gag.

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Speaker 1: I don't mind the gag at all and then we

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Speaker 1: had a shocking interview with Scott A. Cambaut ten minutes ago.

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Speaker 1: You can get that on the podcast somehow we talked

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Speaker 1: about it though that wasn't our gear, that was Jackie.

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Speaker 1: That was calling Jackie OHO's gear was recycled gears even worse.

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Speaker 2: It's got a Sammy on thirteen one o six five,

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Speaker 2: Sammy crack into your small talk.

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Speaker 9: Pineapple is bed round pizzas better than what.

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Speaker 10: Better on pizzas than best and better on its own.

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Speaker 2: Controversial, controversial Sammy, but probably too too heavy a talk.

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Speaker 2: I think that's a that's a that's a long talk.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Mark on thirty one o six five.

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Speaker 1: You can just let you don't have to let the

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Speaker 1: kid down.

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Speaker 2: Even year old man. Yeah, that looks marky. What's your

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Speaker 2: small talk?

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Speaker 9: Right?

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Speaker 5: Are you taine year old cleaners and then compares.

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Speaker 2: It to all he's mate, give it to me, No,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, give it to it. Sorry, Mark, did

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Speaker 2: you say eighteen year old or eight year old?

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Speaker 3: Eighteen?

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Speaker 2: Eighteen year old? And how does he compare Mark toomar jesusious?

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Speaker 1: All right, now, what's.

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Speaker 2: The good news is mate? You can give your eighteen

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Speaker 2: year old son the new fragrance from Sophia Vigara. I'm

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Speaker 2: absolutely it's called Sophia. Apparently it's a beautiful smell.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to the chat Mark Wild small talk. Can we

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Speaker 1: just go back to Melissa really quickly. Melissa, Yeah, banana

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Speaker 1: is a berry.

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Speaker 14: I told you you're well done.

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Speaker 1: So woods you got a second price for her.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you also have a perfume by Sophia Vigara.

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Speaker 1: I've only got one of them to give away.

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Speaker 2: Well, you've got half a bottle perfume from Sophia Vigara. Hey, well,

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Speaker 2: very very surely this is this is super exciting. I've

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Speaker 2: never been more excited about something. I have got a surprise,

516
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Speaker 2: a grade celebrity guest organized for you. I'm going to

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Speaker 2: reveal who it is after five o'clock, but it's either

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Speaker 2: James Corden. My name is James Cordon Welcome to the

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Speaker 2: Late Late Show, everybody, Carley Minogue or you Jackman. One

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Speaker 2: of those three big names woulds huge names?

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Speaker 1: Which ones would you prefer?

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying because I obviously know who we've gone.

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Speaker 1: And You've never been more excited about anything.

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Speaker 2: Just to see the look on your face really.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, even when he started dating your new partner.

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Speaker 2: And it's the second happiest I ever I've ever been.

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Speaker 2: Who's got.

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Speaker 5: And where is Budbody doesn't care what cat?

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Speaker 1: Listen, listen, listen. Yeah. A little bit later in the show,

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Speaker 1: Wood strives to stitch up my girlfriend for the third time.

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Speaker 1: It's been big slash no cash two times in a row.

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Speaker 1: Will he beat three strikes? An ounce? She laughed in

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Speaker 1: your face last time? Woulds The stocks couldn't be.

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Speaker 2: Low, couldn't be low. But I have worked my goddamn

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Speaker 2: ass off. I've been working a lot. Actually, I've also

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Speaker 2: secured an A grade celebrity guest for you to interview.

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Speaker 2: It's either James Corden, Kylie Minogue or Hugh Jackman. I

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Speaker 2: reveal who I've organized right after the course.

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Speaker 4: Austrelious, eesies, Choisy.

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Speaker 2: We've got Emmy. There are thirty seconds on the clock.

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Speaker 2: You've got to get ten questions right. You can pass

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Speaker 2: on any question and we have to take your first

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Speaker 2: answer first. This is a bit crazy, Bill, This is

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Speaker 2: a bit crazy. Emmy, did you know that Emmy's were

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Speaker 2: on today?

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Speaker 7: I did know.

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Speaker 6: I did.

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Speaker 13: It's funny because Emmy actually came from my daughter started

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Speaker 13: calling me Emmy, and she's two. When it comes on

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Speaker 13: the news, she's like Emmy, Emmy, and it's quite annoying.

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Speaker 2: Fair enough, cut ones and then annoying every time after I imagine.

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Speaker 1: All right, Emmy, welcome to the show mate. At the Emmys.

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Speaker 1: By the way, Shit's Creek apparently absolutely dominated at the Emmys,

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Speaker 1: took home nearly everything as well. Lots of awards as

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Speaker 1: well for what's the one unorthodox?

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Speaker 2: Oh so slate as well great sha So.

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Speaker 1: A bit of an update for let's get into it, Emmy,

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Speaker 1: shall we ten questions thirty seconds? Are you ready to go?

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Speaker 13: I'm ready?

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Speaker 1: All right? What's your favorite favorite paddle pop?

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Speaker 11: Chocolate?

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Speaker 1: How many months? I have twenty eight days in them?

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Speaker 13: One?

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Speaker 1: What's the second letter of your first name? And what

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Speaker 1: TV show is Scottie cam the host of Hope That

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Speaker 1: it's the capital of what state?

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Speaker 13: Tasmania?

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Speaker 8: Two?

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Speaker 1: Divided by four? What color are the Simpsons yellow? What's

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Speaker 1: the largest continent in the world? And Lewis Hamilton? And

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Speaker 1: what sport? One?

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Speaker 2: What's what?

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Speaker 1: What sound as a clownfish?

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Speaker 9: Make?

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Speaker 2: Look?

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Speaker 1: Look?

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Speaker 6: I couldn't really hear your.

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Speaker 1: Last question, you know, that's a right. What sound does

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Speaker 1: a clwnfish make? Ben't it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yep, you got that. You can change You can change

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Speaker 1: your answers if you like. If you didn't hear it,

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Speaker 1: you want to change.

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Speaker 11: You answer, I'll keep my answer.

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Speaker 2: You're happy with.

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Speaker 1: Come here one more time.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's a blood good clownfish. That was correct.

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Speaker 2: That was correct. That was really good stuff. Unfortunately you

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Speaker 2: didn't quite get there, though, Emmy, do you that we're wrong?

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Speaker 2: Quickly go through? No, thank you, Emmy, you are lovely,

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Speaker 2: but a few you got wrong?

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Speaker 1: Here?

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Speaker 2: How many months have twenty eight days in the actually

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Speaker 2: all of them have twenty eight dars? A bit of

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Speaker 2: a trick one. Scottie cam is the host of the block.

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Speaker 2: We had a chat with him about half an hour ago.

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Speaker 2: If you want to get that on the podcast Will

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Speaker 2: and Wood. He don't know if you get our podcast there, Emmy,

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Speaker 2: but you should. It's wild thirty two divided by four

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Speaker 2: is eight. You passing that one, and the largest continent

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Speaker 2: in the world, and tactic is a big one. But

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Speaker 2: it's actually Asia. Oh great stuff though, Emmy, podcasting wow

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Speaker 2: right now? Though, Will I have organized an A grade

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Speaker 2: celebrity yep, specifically for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why is it for me? Let's go back to that.

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Speaker 2: I love you. I see you're like a father.

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Speaker 1: It's just a father, A sorry brother.

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Speaker 2: I see you like a brother. Your daddy's umm just

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Speaker 2: punched the radio in his car, and I just wanted

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Speaker 2: to do something really special for you. It's my birthday.

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Speaker 1: Do believe you. I just don't believe you. Like you know,

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Speaker 1: anyone knows his Judish show knows it's middle stitch ups.

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Speaker 2: It's true.

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Speaker 1: There's you and I have never organized a nice guest

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Speaker 1: for the other one. Ever, it always ends badly. You

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Speaker 1: made me cry once when you told me that you

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Speaker 1: had Zach Bath on the phone and it was just

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Speaker 1: a sound bored with lots of different sound effects pretend.

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Speaker 2: To be worked so well. Really, actually don't believe you

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Speaker 2: what I've been saying all show proof I've organized either

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Speaker 2: James Corden, Kylie Minogue or Hugh Jackman. Now, before I

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Speaker 2: reveal who I've organized, I need you to tell me

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Speaker 2: that you believe me, because if you don't believe me,

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Speaker 2: I'll call off the interview.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't believe me.

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Speaker 2: I'm being serious.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. You bluff. I don't believe it,

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Speaker 1: and you've stitch me up a billion times with this before.

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Speaker 1: I'm not falling for this. Okay, So would you you

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Speaker 1: have to the other on. This doesn't work like that.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't work like that. You have to prove to

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Speaker 1: me that I should trust you. Neat no, what I'm

633
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Speaker 1: that falling for?

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Speaker 7: Well I will.

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Speaker 2: I will call off the interview or I will do

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Speaker 2: a one on one. So you're happy for me to

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Speaker 2: go one on one with either James Cordon, Kylie Minogue

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Speaker 2: or Hugh Jackman.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, because last time you had a one on one,

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Speaker 1: you asked Kate Blanchett whether or not she will push

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Speaker 1: out brother. It was an absolute, it was a shocker.

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Speaker 2: I didn't ask that question. I asked her if she

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Speaker 2: wore Granny undies, which is as offensive and went as

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Speaker 2: bad as you can imagine. Okay, so you're out, Well, yeah,

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Speaker 2: fair enough. I have to prove to me. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: I will be going one on one. You are out

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Speaker 2: of the interview. Give me that drum roll. On Thursday

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Speaker 2: this week I will be going one on one.

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Speaker 4: With She is one of Australia's biggest artists of times

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Speaker 4: eighty million records sold house this for a couple of

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Speaker 4: her bangers is.

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Speaker 1: The queen of Australian pop.

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Speaker 2: Kylie Men, you heard everyone. I will be going at that.

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Speaker 2: I will be going one on one with Kylie Minogue

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Speaker 2: this Thursday. You are not part of the interview.

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Speaker 1: That is so exciting for you because you were just

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Speaker 1: showing me her Lingerie ad that she did the other day.

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Speaker 1: That's huge.

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Speaker 2: Fore you that well, we were talking about that. So

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Speaker 2: we were talking about Lingerie because we bought his girlfriend Lingerie.

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Speaker 2: That's why that came up. Don't try and stitch me up.

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Speaker 1: That's massive. You and Kylie one on one.

663
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 2: Would you like to try and prove yourself to get

664
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 2: you actually need to go one on month.

665
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: I don't get from would like And I told you

666
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: I'm not in the position. This is either a give

667
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: to me. I don't need to come to you for

668
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: you to give this to me. This is this is

669
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 1: payback for the zach Brads stitch up. I'm happy to

670
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: accept that as a favor. I don't need to prove

671
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:52,959
Speaker 1: myself to be a part of the interview.

672
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 2: Can you please do the interview with me?

673
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: And here we are, because now we're there.

674
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 2: The boys interviewing Kylie Minogue, because if I'm going to

675
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 2: be honest, the last time I went one to one

676
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 2: one on one with an artist was Kate Miller hide

677
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 2: Key last Friday, and here's how that went.

678
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: Kate Miller hide Key joins us on the phone. Right now,

679
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: I'm just going to step back and just let the

680
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: managing happen.

681
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 2: Please don't hi, Kate, Hi, Hi.

682
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: How's it going.

683
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 2: I'm really good. I'm really good. Did the mask singer

684
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 2: top all the achievements over the last six years?

685
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 5: No?

686
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 2: Europision probably Okay, So both of us interviewing.

687
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: How did you get Krli by the way, that's wild?

688
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 2: I did nothing, producer did everything? Okay, nice kid. But

689
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 2: I'm exciting. Yeah, that's so excited.

690
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: What are we talking to her about?

691
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 2: I have no idea. I got to get sensed the information, cheet,

692
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 2: I imagine.

693
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: Would Miley Cyrus got a bran new record that's coming out.

694
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: We've been playing Midnight Sky here, so that's one of

695
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 1: the songs that she's got. She's got none released song

696
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: now which is called Win Some Lose Some, and the

697
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 1: lyrics were released today. She's got a line in there

698
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: which I just. I mean, I'm gonna be honest. I

699
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: just don't think she should have written she said, I

700
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: can't believe we did it again, Comma, Yeah, can't count

701
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: all the times that I faked it now. I mean, look,

702
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: she might not be talking about what we think that

703
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: she's talking about, but she's like there's an insinuation there

704
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: that she's obviously talking about the sexual deficiencies of her

705
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: ex husband, Liam Hemsworth. Do you think that you should

706
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: share someone else's sexual deficiencies after a breakup.

707
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 2: No, I think that's one thing that's totally off limits.

708
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 2: I'd put that on par with like a private health concern.

709
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't agreement. I reckon that sucks, I really do.

710
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: I reckon. I reckon that that no matter how messy

711
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: the breakup is with someone, you shouldn't. I mean, like, sure,

712
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: you might have like a very close friend that you

713
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: might need to confide in and talk to them about

714
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 1: it because it's confronting, or maybe you're a bit drunk

715
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 1: and you have a laugh or whatever. But I reckon

716
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: making that sort of gear public is shocking, and it's

717
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: more way more of a blight on Miley than anyone else,

718
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 1: because when you go into a relationship with someone, you

719
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: go in One of the best parts about a relationship

720
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: is that you get to go into the relationship knowing

721
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: that you get to be totally vulnerable with each other.

722
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: There's a whole bunch of stuff that you can be

723
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 1: scared about. You can share that with each other, and

724
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,879
Speaker 1: it sort of comes with this implicit promise that that

725
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: isn't going to get shared with a whole bunch of

726
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: other people. So I reckon to write that in a

727
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: lyric and then to tell everybody that he sucked. That's

728
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: I just don't think that that's the sort of stuff

729
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: that you should be sharing. And we're going to get

730
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: specific on the faking thing. I'm sure that there's lots

731
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: of women that fake all the time, and it's merciful

732
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: to be honest, like you're cradling a bloke's ego in

733
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 1: that sort of are and it's obviously a very fragile thing.

734
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 2: And always hard to hear how common that is. I mean,

735
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,760
Speaker 2: puling the curtain back. We were talking about it amongst

736
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 2: the team and executive producer Beast she nodded at me

737
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 2: and set all the time.

738
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 1: Well, not in her current relations of course not, of

739
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: course not, of course not.

740
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,760
Speaker 2: She wis sorry about that. Course if you're listening, yeah, yeah,

741
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 2: but she said, you know previously and amongst her friends,

742
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 2: she's like, it's not uncommon for faking it, and I'm grateful.

743
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: If I'm going to be honest, I am grateful to

744
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 1: all the women who faked it with me. I really am,

745
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: because you might. It's a nice thing to do to

746
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,879
Speaker 1: someone to say, hey, look I'm still enjoying this, and

747
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 1: look I'm really sorry that you know I wasn't on

748
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 1: that day or whatever it is, but it totally defeats

749
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,479
Speaker 1: the purpose of faking it and doing a nice thing

750
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: for that person if you're then going to go and

751
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 1: share it with a whole bunch of a whole bunch

752
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 1: of other people like that's I think that is totally

753
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 1: wild to be sharing that.

754
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 2: Would you actually sorry? It's back on what you've said there,

755
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 2: you'd prefer someone to fake it rather than just say, hey,

756
00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 2: you know a double tap on the showd I'm not

757
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 2: going to.

758
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: Get no, No, that's actually not true. I wouldn't. I

759
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: was about to say to you. I would much rather

760
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,879
Speaker 1: someone say to me like you we don't go on

761
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: we don't get into it every time and expect to

762
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: take someone over the threshold. You just don't. You know,

763
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: we all know that that doesn't happen all the time. So,

764
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: like I'm saying, it's a nice thing to be doing,

765
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: I understand why you do it, and also it's probably

766
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: less awkward and stuff. So you think that they enjoyed

767
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: it as well, you know what I mean. And that's

768
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: a nice thing to do. But then to go and

769
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 1: do that and then tell everyone how bad they are,

770
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: as you said, I reckon, it's on par with sharing

771
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: somebody's medical history, or leaving a relationship and telling everyone

772
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: that they wear the bed, or like here's their greatest fear.

773
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with that.

774
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: I reckon that sucks.

775
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 2: We've got Kara here is giving us a call car

776
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 2: you just wanted to join the conversation.

777
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 10: Oh yeahs Hi. I feel us that women who say

778
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 10: those things because we have nothing else bad to say

779
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 10: about that person on the table, because we literally have

780
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 10: nothing else about to sell them in the bedroom.

781
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you think that's what's going on with Miley.

782
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 2: So Miley's saying that about Liam because she's going, you

783
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 2: know what, he's absolutely perfect. So I'm going to just

784
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 2: try and say he was bad in bed. Yeah, you've

785
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 2: said it, now, you've set it. Now.

786
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: It's an interesting It really is interesting though, because the

787
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: reason I actually don't give a rats cracker about celebrity

788
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 1: breakups and you know sexual stubb. If you listening to

789
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: the show, you know I actually don't care at all,

790
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: But I think it's an important thing to comment on

791
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: because everyone's a really bad example for other people to

792
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: go and publicly tell everyone how they are and bed afterwards.

793
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: I just regnite stinks, and I'm sorry to if I've

794
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,879
Speaker 1: done that before and you feel like an idiot because

795
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: it comes back to you. It's the worst feeling, one

796
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,280
Speaker 1: of the worst feelings in the world. And I'm obviously

797
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 1: very nervous that ninety percent of women I've slept with

798
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: have obviously faked it, so I can just.

799
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 2: So this is all about.

800
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 1: Podcasting woods very quickly, my girlfriend sim is becoming the

801
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 1: art nemesis of this show. You and I like to

802
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: consider ourselves as professional pranksters. I mean, at the end

803
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: of the day, that's what we get paid for a

804
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: lot of the time, is pranking people. We think we're

805
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: pretty good a that we've pranked people all the way

806
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: from Jess maw Boy to George Ezra and then that's

807
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:19,839
Speaker 1: our specialty. She has got a shield up around her

808
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: where she's just expecting us all the time.

809
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 2: Well, we've got a few times. I had her on

810
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 2: toast calling as a sparky one day or a construction

811
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 2: guy one day.

812
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: That was genius. It was genius.

813
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 2: It was phenomenal.

814
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: But she's tweaked recently, Yes she has, And I've had.

815
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 2: Some recent ones where I mean it is hurting my

816
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 2: confidence a little bit, will that she just starts laughing

817
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 2: in my face like this one. Listen, my name's Paul Rowitz.

818
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 2: I'm calling from Aldi.

819
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 13: I don't know where they came from.

820
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good, I guess, yeah. I mean this is

821
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 2: getting a bit of benift.

822
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 11: Oh I'm sorry, No.

823
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 2: No, I mean the voice was perfect. Who would do that?

824
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 2: You've had a hall a recently?

825
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: She picked you again the day after that.

826
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 2: Let's go, okay, so i'll stuff from the stage. My

827
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 2: name is Emma Jackson. All right, So I probably shouldn't

828
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,720
Speaker 2: have gone as a woman. I think that's a been arrogant, brash.

829
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 2: So look, here's here's the deal. I think we need

830
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 2: to change it up a little bit. I've got a

831
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 2: new prank idea. We've had these helicopters flying over our

832
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 2: house recently from the R double a F. Who do

833
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 2: you want me to be?

834
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 1: Well, you're not going to do the prank. I think

835
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: we need to out man you. I can go, I

836
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: love you, I can go, French, I love you. I

837
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: know you've got Look, no one's questioning that you've got range,

838
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 1: but you don't.

839
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

840
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: I'm going to get out button push a jewel to

841
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 1: call her Hello boys. She does jo She doesn't know

842
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: Joel's voice. She's not going to She's never gonna see

843
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 1: him coming right up next. We're going to get it

844
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: all right, Joe. I've given Joel all the dates we've

845
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 1: had these helicopters flying over our house. Last night, she

846
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: didn't get a wink sleep. She's already tired, she's stressed.

847
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: Joel calls her from the R double AF to tell

848
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: her that they've crafted a new helicopter flight path. That

849
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 1: means for the next ten years is going to be

850
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: a helicopter every night. Oh perfect, Peter Remfrey from the

851
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: R double a F.

852
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 2: That's good.

853
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: How good?

854
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 2: Is that?

855
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: How good is that?

856
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 7: All right?

857
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:34,919
Speaker 2: Would so hit the pine yep, I'll step outside at

858
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 2: the headphones.

859
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: We're going to prank my girlfriend successfully podcasting. Now my

860
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: girlfriend's becoming the arch nemesis of this show. We used

861
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: to be able to prank her. English is her second language.

862
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 1: So look, yes, she's she's an easy target and she's vulnerable.

863
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 2: She was she was.

864
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:55,399
Speaker 1: Something's happened, maybe because we pranked her a lot early on.

865
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: She's got the antenna up. She's very aware of the

866
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 1: fact that we've been pranking. He I mean, you've been

867
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: using us voices like this to get her in recent times.

868
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 2: Listen, my name's Paul Arwitz. I'm calling from Aldi.

869
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 13: I don't know where they came from.

870
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I guess.

871
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

872
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 2: I mean, this is getting a bit offensive.

873
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: You're just laughing in your Faceboods. Perfect voice. It was

874
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: a perfect voice. I mean, god, no, I can't believe

875
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: she's all thrilled. But we're going to is going to

876
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: park you for this prank right now? Which good decisions,

877
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: A good decision, you know, team decision, team decision. But

878
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 1: Joel's going to step up to the plate. Joel's going

879
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 1: to call as.

880
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 3: Peter Remfrey from the R Double A Peter Royal Australian

881
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 3: Air Force.

882
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 2: Because you've had helicopters flying.

883
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: We had one helicopter fly over our house last night

884
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: a few times. Sam My girlfriend reckons she didn't get

885
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: she didn't sleep at all. So I reckon it would

886
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 1: be great if the Double a F called to tell

887
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 1: her that the helicopter flight path and Nick ten years

888
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 1: will be over our house every night. Hilarious, it's spot on.

889
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 1: She's tired, she's vulnerable English. The secondage couldn't be an

890
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: easier prank target. And to be honest, I'm annoyed about

891
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 1: the fact that we haven't been able to get it

892
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: for a while. So let's let's let's let's just I say, boys,

893
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: take her out. Let's just take her out.

894
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 2: Three two one boys. Oh you guys went on the

895
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 2: Let's do that.

896
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: Let's call run enjoy the perfect prank. Hello.

897
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 3: Hello is that miss uh Am? I saying this is

898
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 3: right Miss Vega? Yeah, hi, Miss Vega. My name is

899
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 3: Peter Remfrey. I'm calling from the Ruble A F that's

900
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 3: the Royal Australian Air Force. How are you this afternoon?

901
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 3: Good now, Miss Vega The reason I'm calling is we've

902
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,240
Speaker 3: had a few complaints in your area about some activity

903
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 3: that the helicopters have been causing some late night noise

904
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 3: in the area. Just to check whether or not you've

905
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 3: been hearing any of the helicopter activity in your suburb

906
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 3: or surrounding area.

907
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 1: Lots lots.

908
00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 9: Thank you for.

909
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 2: Me up at night.

910
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 3: Well, that is exactly why I'm calling Miss Vegas, because basically,

911
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 3: these training exercises are very important to the Ruble a

912
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 3: F and they will be continuing every night for the

913
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 3: next month, possibly even two months. The reason I'm calling

914
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 3: is how loud? Were the helicopters so loud?

915
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 1: Now?

916
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 3: Would you describe that the noise that was going over

917
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 3: your house is more of a dicker or a wolf?

918
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,280
Speaker 11: Have you got a serid option?

919
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:33,760
Speaker 2: The third option?

920
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:34,479
Speaker 5: Uh?

921
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 3: Well, they're the two main ones. We're getting complaints from residents, right.

922
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 11: Yeah, well then I'll go for the second one.

923
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, which one was that?

924
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 2: The dicker or the wolf? Wolf?

925
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,240
Speaker 1: You bitch them, bitch?

926
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 3: You know what's so funny?

927
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: Funny? Mate? What is funny?

928
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 11: So you left a voicemail?

929
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 2: Yeah?

930
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, And I called my sister and I was like,

931
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 11: I just don't know how to get them back. So

932
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 11: I was hoping that you would call me on Tuesday,

933
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 11: like later.

934
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

935
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 11: And then me and my sister said, like, what if

936
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 11: I enter the phone and I go like, yes, all

937
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 11: outside on the old boy, Okay, I can't get a

938
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,280
Speaker 11: hold of my boyfriends. But you know you'll want coming

939
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 11: to the home, close all the doors, et cetera. You

940
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 11: obviously would go like, oh, there's actually something happening, but

941
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 11: I don't know if you would hold that.

942
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 2: You were going to make it seem like you were

943
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 2: getting robbed off.

944
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: You're going to say there was like an intruder in

945
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: the house.

946
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 2: I never would have believed you.

947
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,399
Speaker 1: You and your sister have got nothing on the professional pranksters.

948
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: All right, very good, I have a great day.

949
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:54,919
Speaker 2: We'll be back.

950
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: Girl friend often just hung up on you. Damn it.

951
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: Jo devastated. There was actually a good effort, but I

952
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: think we're like four nothing down on her.

953
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 3: It's actually quite painful trying to break her and then

954
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 3: and then she just laughs in your face.

955
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 2: There's actually it's a knocked in a confidence.

956
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 1: Podcasting Now I will.

957
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:22,280
Speaker 2: It was revealed today that Alicia Keys came very close

958
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 2: to giving this song absolute anthem that one if I

959
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 2: she almost so she wrote that song. She came very

960
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 2: close to giving that to Christina Aguilera.

961
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 1: Wow, a bit dirty?

962
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,240
Speaker 2: Woulds this is a bit dirty?

963
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: Well, it would have been a dirty move from Aguilera,

964
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: you know, well, wouldn't aguilar joke as well?

965
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 2: At the same time, you've done well there, thanks very much.

966
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 2: Works on two levels. Do you think the song would

967
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 2: have been better if Aguilera had it?

968
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: I think it's Aguilera, but I'm not going to go

969
00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: you reckon it's Aguilera.

970
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 2: It could be it could be Aguilera. Do you think

971
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 2: would have been better?

972
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 1: Uh No, I don't think so. I don't think she's

973
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: got the soul in her.

974
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 2: And it was a good move by letter you Kere.

975
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 2: That's one of her biggest songs. But anyway, I thought

976
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 2: that story was a great excuse to play a game

977
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 2: that I love to play. It's called real or fake

978
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 2: celeb rumor. I know I've got to be quick that

979
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 2: producers have chucked this game in with five minutes to

980
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 2: go in the show. Don't know why. I don't know why,

981
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 2: Kyl and Jackio is going to be joining you in

982
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 2: five minutes, But here are the rules. Everyone, I either

983
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,720
Speaker 2: say a real or a fake celeb rumor. Will's guessing

984
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 2: if it's real or fake? Best of three? Baby, let's

985
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 2: do this, will. Yeah? Did you know that Ryan Gosling

986
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 2: auditioned to be part of the Backstreet Boys. He wanted

987
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 2: to be one of the five But like me, Will,

988
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 2: when I sent a photo of them, I mean photo

989
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 2: of me in all Denham to them when I was ten,

990
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 2: Ryan Gosling auditioned to be part of the Backstreet Boys?

991
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 2: Is that real? Ryan Gosling?

992
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:03,919
Speaker 1: That's fake?

993
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 2: That is it true? My friend O BAEd damn one nil.

994
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: He would have been better than that. But anyway, he

995
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: was very he was very young, just out of Disney days.

996
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 2: Apparently you know, done the Disney thing. Then he wanted

997
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 2: to be one of the boys in the next street. Okay.

998
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 2: Nicholas Cage once married a woman called Nicola Cage in Vegas.

999
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 2: He met her that night, Nicola Cage, and he was

1000
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 2: quoted as to be saying he just wanted to marry

1001
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 2: himself at the ceremony. They divorced twenty four hours later.

1002
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: Falseman, yea, it's.

1003
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 2: False, remer, falsemer, He's coming.

1004
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: There, you bit off. More than you can choose, or

1005
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 1: you went for entertainment and absurdity. He went for the

1006
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:42,919
Speaker 1: whole thing.

1007
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go one all, don't try.

1008
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: And bull over my eyes.

1009
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:46,439
Speaker 9: Mate.

1010
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 2: Whoever gets this wins.

1011
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,439
Speaker 1: Well, it's whether I get it real or fake.

1012
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 2: Celebrity rumor Will Bachelor star Kira McGuire, Yeah, once had

1013
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 2: a steamy running with radio host Will McMahon's got a

1014
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 2: real No, it's actually true. It is, And when Kiera

1015
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 2: McGuire drew Kierra maguire was in here, she confirmed it.

1016
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 2: There were some whispers going around that will you and actually, kid,

1017
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 2: this is my long last boyfriend, Jared. You're out.

1018
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: Now. We're not allowed to play that audio anymore because

1019
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 1: you know, now what did happen that night. Jared was

1020
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: not very Jared Woodgate I believe his name is since

1021
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: split up. Yeah, well, he wasn't very happy about the

1022
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: fact that we were having a laugh about that and

1023
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 1: nothing did happen. It was all a lie.

1024
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 2: So they knew you were.

1025
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: Blowing smoke in there.

1026
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 2: They didn't break up because of your.

1027
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: No, they didn't break up because of me. It happened

1028
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: ages ago. It's like me saying it did happen. What

1029
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 1: it did happen? You were alleging that it happened ages ago. Now,

1030
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: if you want me to get the knives out on you,

1031
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 1: I've got I've got a full kitchen set ready.

1032
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 8: Go.

1033
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 2: If you want to park those nights, I'm parking the night.

1034
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: Okay, good call, good call from you, real or fake rumor?

1035
00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 2: We're done, said warning.

1036
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: Shane WARN's son got into this new SAS show going

1037
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 1: on Channel seven. Yes, you missed out on that show.

1038
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 2: I actually got asked to be on that show. Oh yeah,

1039
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 2: said no, it's true. I said no because you know

1040
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 2: I'm too soft and I was worried about what the

1041
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 2: Australian public would think of me. If I was going

1042
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,399
Speaker 2: through physical and psychological testing, I would have rung that bell.

1043
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 2: I believe that.

1044
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: I believe that.

1045
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 2: I believe that the real Dirty Dancing though you missed

1046
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 2: out on, did miss out on that one, real full

1047
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 2: Monty missed out on that one. Celebrity apprentice, missed out

1048
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 2: on that one. All within the final ten though, according

1049
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 2: to all those shows.

1050
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: Get out of it. See what you're hearing? Find us

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Speaker 1: on Instagram and Facebook search Willan Woody