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Speaker 1: And Amanda.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

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Speaker 3: Jonesy and Amanda Show.

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Speaker 4: Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

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Speaker 3: It hurts, but someone's got to do it.

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Speaker 5: Amanda, Amanda, Jones.

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Speaker 3: And the virile Jonesy.

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Speaker 6: Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, stay in school.

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Speaker 5: And learned school.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, Jones and Amanda, those are names that you

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Speaker 7: would never forget.

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Speaker 3: Shot.

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Speaker 1: Good afternoon to you, Amanda.

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Speaker 3: Hi, let me tell you how my day started. On

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Speaker 3: on the bathroom floor this morning, I trod in something

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Speaker 3: a bit wet, and I thought, I haven't had a

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Speaker 3: had done a bit of a really you know, a

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Speaker 3: bit of a spew, but not a spew, just a

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Speaker 3: bit of moisture. I trod in that. That's how Then

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Speaker 3: I thought, well, you know whatever, that's fine. That's what happened.

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Speaker 1: That's part of being a dog.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely. Then I took the dog out for a walk

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Speaker 3: and I was walking along near the shops ladies, and

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Speaker 3: I felt a big dollop and I thought, a big

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Speaker 3: dollop of rain has got me on the head. But

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Speaker 3: A giant bird poo on my head. So I've had

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Speaker 3: spew under foot, bird poo on my head. These things

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Speaker 3: happen in threes. I'm not going to hold anyone's well.

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Speaker 8: I have the chocolate on your pants on last week.

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Speaker 3: That was last week. If they didn't happen in threes,

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Speaker 3: that happens in quick succession.

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Speaker 1: But if you have three fluids spilt on.

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Speaker 3: You, well, that's why I'm not going to have a

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Speaker 3: curry today. I'm just not going to push my chances.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: And I just googled chat gpt because a lot of

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Speaker 3: people have said it's a good luck.

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Speaker 1: It is, that's what I heard.

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Speaker 3: It's good luck, but I thought it was just good

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Speaker 3: And that's just to make you feel better. Let's see

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Speaker 3: what chat gpt you have said. Here you talk for

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Speaker 3: a while. I noticed what it says. In many cultures,

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Speaker 3: bird poo landing on your head is considered good luck.

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Speaker 3: In Russia. In Turkey, sale of folklore seafar sort of

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Speaker 3: people say it's good luck because it balances things out.

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Speaker 3: The odds of a bird hitting your head exactly on

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I think it's good luck. Well, unless you mark Lathon,

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Speaker 8: what happened bird PLoP it on your head?

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Speaker 3: You have to explain that story for that.

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Speaker 1: Don't know that. People know, they know. Those that don't, well,

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Speaker 1: they can look it up this thing called google. Actually,

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Speaker 3: Don't google that. And it wasn't good luck for anything.

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Speaker 8: Because I'm tired of this world that we're living with

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Speaker 8: watch Married at First?

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Speaker 1: I last night? My god, that stop? How did I

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Speaker 8: And I just feel that anyway, we'll talk further about that.

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Speaker 1: We've also got the Fast five coming up. Would you

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Speaker 3: Play thirteen fifty five twenty two? If you'd like to seration.

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Speaker 1: Gold, it's Jonesy demand of driving your home for jam nation.

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Speaker 8: It's nice to see an Aed in his prison greens

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Speaker 8: getting off at Southern Cross station. There after catching the

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Speaker 1: Got his hoody. People would have thought, I want know

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Speaker 1: who this is? This is a superstar? Is at a criminal?

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Speaker 1: Because look at he looks like a criminal.

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Speaker 3: He's one of the rare millionaires at the moment that

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Speaker 1: Don't break our hearts.

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Speaker 8: Head, you keep doing what you're doing, and we'll keep

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Speaker 2: Jonesy and demandas.

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Speaker 3: Brendan, have you become that age where you think everyone

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Speaker 3: in a hoodie looks like a criminal pretty much?

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Speaker 8: You see a kid and it's a hot day, you go,

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Speaker 8: I'm ready to get is a kid?

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. Okay, here

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Speaker 3: I turned my Lawnmarkan in die Hard, those old coods

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Speaker 8: No, I don't care about that. No, I'm just protect

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Speaker 8: this like Bruce Willis, Sir John McLean a diehard.

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Speaker 3: So the sign of criminality is hoodie.

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Speaker 1: Except I always have sturdy footwear.

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Speaker 8: Tim is in Kilseth in Melbourne, ready to play the

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Speaker 8: fast five five questions?

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Speaker 1: Can you go all the way? Tim?

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Speaker 9: Fingers fingers cross?

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Speaker 3: He's question number one to you? Tim? Having an innie

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Speaker 10: Body your belly button?

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Speaker 3: And Tim, just for research purposes, do you have an

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Speaker 1: What sort do you have?

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Speaker 3: I've got an inny?

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Speaker 1: Are you I've got like a got a T shaped naval?

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Speaker 3: Have you T shaped?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? T shaped naval?

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Speaker 3: What's that supposed to?

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Speaker 1: If you google it?

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Speaker 3: It's oh a sign of greatness? Is it?

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Speaker 1: It's not me? Don't blame me, Okay, blame my mother.

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Speaker 3: Ryan. Do you have an innia an OUTI? Is there hair?

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Speaker 1: Too riff rap.

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Speaker 3: Keep Tim, here's a question for you. What song has this?

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Speaker 1: Riff? I? Dig it?

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Speaker 3: Sorry? Tim? Take your navel on her? Rack off?

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Speaker 1: Rebecca? Do you have any idea?

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Speaker 3: It refers to I haven't any.

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Speaker 8: Well, good, I'm glad you think I think that any

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Speaker 3: That's judgment from you. I don't know that she doesn't

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Speaker 3: Let's hear the riff again, Rebecca, who what song has

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Speaker 7: I know the song?

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Speaker 9: It escapes me?

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Rebecca.

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Speaker 8: Well, why don't we put on some Tina Turner. That's

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Speaker 8: always a good mind tonic and you can have a

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Speaker 2: Here every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand. Search

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Speaker 2: for us now on the iHeart app.

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Speaker 6: Go It's Jonesy Demander across Australia with jam Nation, Jonesy

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Speaker 6: and Demanders far Fast five.

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Speaker 3: Here we are a question number two. We're playing a

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Speaker 5: Got to keep out the riff.

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Speaker 1: Raw Tyler is in spring Wood, Hi.

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Speaker 3: Tyler, Hello, Hello, I have a listened to this riff, Tyler.

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Speaker 1: I can listen to that all day. Tyler, Well, we

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Speaker 3: To un someone who can guess it. What's the song?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 11: Nineteen Fire's Smashing Pumpkin?

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Speaker 3: Come on right, we're close enough. Oh it's very close.

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Speaker 1: No it's not.

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Speaker 8: It's no, it's not nineteen seventy five slash and You're

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Speaker 8: mean Pumpkins.

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Speaker 1: Rebecca is in Narry Warren.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Rebecca.

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Speaker 12: Hello, how are you?

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Speaker 1: Rebecca?

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Speaker 3: Do you know the song?

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Speaker 13: No? I don't.

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Speaker 12: I'm sorry, I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: Thank good to talk to you, Rebecca.

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Speaker 3: You know you never know what you're going to get.

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Speaker 3: We asked you to call up so there's no disparage.

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Speaker 3: There's no disparaging. Brendan, I'm not sorry.

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Speaker 1: Are you hearing disparagement?

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Speaker 3: Yes? It disparageosity. It's coming through love.

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Speaker 1: Sean is in Baronia.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Sean. Do you know what that song is?

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Speaker 10: I shall do.

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Speaker 14: It's seventy nine.

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Speaker 1: Take you a few years because Sean's a rock dog.

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Speaker 3: Question three? This is multiple choice for you. During World

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Speaker 3: War II, a Great Dane called Juliana was awarded the

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Speaker 3: urinating on it. I will go with B sniffing out

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Speaker 1: Jackie's in Ingelberg.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Jackie, Hi? How are we very well? This is

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Speaker 3: a dog, Juliana the Great Dane sounds quite incredible. During

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Speaker 3: World War Two that Juliana was awarded the Blue Cross Medal.

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Speaker 3: Was it A for delivering aid to wounded soldiers or

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Speaker 1: It is C.

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Speaker 3: The Blue Cross Medal is originally awarded was originally warded

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Speaker 1: Did Juliana do it purposely or was it just a

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Speaker 3: I think the dog was trained to do it, really,

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Speaker 3: think it's what a lucky break, Juliana.

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Speaker 8: You know you get the dogs that sniff stuff out. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: say okay, mate, you got to sniff the drugs. You've

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Speaker 8: got to sniff out the dead bodies. Juliana, here's what.

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Speaker 3: You've got to drink a gallon of water.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying The Curse of the Black Pearl.

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Speaker 8: Jackie is the subtitle for the first movie in which franchise.

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Speaker 1: Curse of the Curse of the Black Pearl.

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Speaker 12: Parts of the carricer.

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Speaker 1: That's it, Jackie, You typing in the background to sound reception,

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Speaker 1: wearing in a call center when I'm with the NRMA.

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Speaker 3: Right now, where's to number five? This is where you

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Speaker 3: can win the prime And I.

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Speaker 1: Just say it's okay.

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Speaker 8: If you're going to do this, just do it discreetly, okay,

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Speaker 8: whispering thank you?

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Speaker 3: What major football or soccer at tournament is underway in

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Speaker 3: Australia at the moment. Do you know that, Jackie?

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Speaker 12: Oh gosh, is the women's soccer the Asian Cup?

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Speaker 3: Yes it is? And this is you know, the Iranian team?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's going to happen with them?

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Speaker 3: Five members of the Iranian women's football team have been

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Speaker 3: granted humanitarian visas here because they it's all right to

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Speaker 8: Congratulations to you, Jackie, though you've won the jam pack.

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Speaker 8: There is no pack, but what's inside it?

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what is inside it? A five hundred

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Speaker 8: Fun checks in and boredom checks out. Search Hijinks Hotel.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Thank you, Jackie. Get back to

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Speaker 3: your tyger. Yes well, coming up. Western Australia once again

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Speaker 1: Wax it, I lived in Western Australia.

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Speaker 3: Why don't you, wax it?

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Speaker 8: It's a beautiful part of our country, but I'd hate

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Speaker 3: Course, but if you live in Western Australia, maybe you

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Speaker 1: That's coming up on gold wax it.

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Speaker 3: Please, I've been asked to do that before. This is

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Speaker 3: Well, this guy and a number of his colleagues, this

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Speaker 1: Would be like to buy.

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Speaker 3: Well, this is what West Australia has always fell about.

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Speaker 3: Well, this is what West Australia has always felt that

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Speaker 8: When I first started my radio dream, I got the

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Speaker 8: So you get a good tax break. But I did

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Speaker 8: I just presumed Cartha.

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Speaker 1: Was like an our outside of Perth. It's like a fair.

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Speaker 8: Got there, I got into a cab and the cab

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Speaker 1: I told him what I was doing in all my

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Speaker 8: Two years later I came back to come back to

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Speaker 8: the exact same cab driver. What and he says, get

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Speaker 8: It was just, you know what I'm saying. It was

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Speaker 3: That well, what they're saying here in this manifesto is

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Speaker 3: saying that West Australia has always suffered, it was clear

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Speaker 3: The effect on the remaining states of Western Australia seceding,

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Speaker 3: Most populations in the West feel that they are serfs

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Speaker 3: This is from Frank. Why didn't Quebec separate from Canada?

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Speaker 3: They found out the true cost of it. Print your

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Speaker 1: And you're gona put up some sort of fence. I

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Speaker 3: Terry has said, bring it on. I'm Perth born and

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Speaker 3: I sign up? And Anthony has said stupid post, stupid idea,

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Speaker 1: Oh leave it there then, so that.

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Speaker 3: That will still be up in our socials list. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: if maybe you're from Western Australia, maybe you have feelings

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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda on Gold Gold.

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Speaker 3: If Western Australia seceeds as this four hundred page manifestos

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Speaker 1: No, well we've just broken into there. This is a

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Speaker 8: My formative radio years were spent broadcasting to the northwest

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Speaker 3: May all have to end. They I don't want to

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Speaker 8: Being you know who lives in he's moved back and

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Speaker 3: He surely he wouldn't want to seceed.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know we should get his take on this.

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Speaker 1: What time is it over there? Now? Can you do

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Speaker 1: the math? Ryan? Can you get it? Can you take

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Speaker 3: Now that's my number three.

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Speaker 9: New phone?

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Speaker 1: Who is what are you wearing?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 9: I am wearing my presidential robe.

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Speaker 1: Right. Stop carrying on like a fool. It's Jonesy demanded Rove.

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Speaker 9: What what is happening?

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Speaker 3: This is the thing we're finding out that Western Australia

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Speaker 3: We've asked a number of our listeners who don't seem

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Speaker 9: The manifesto has to correct you. I'm not just a

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Speaker 9: So we have created our own terminology for celebrity on

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Speaker 15: If you live in South Australia, if you live in

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Speaker 15: That's that's how it's been for a very long time.

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Speaker 3: Well, the manifesto that's been written to line to lay

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Speaker 3: do you feel hard done by?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 9: I feel I certainly feel hard done by when it

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Speaker 9: When there are Victorian teams for example, that for them

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Speaker 8: You have someone that you know you are like I

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Speaker 8: look at you, You're like a giant open cut mine

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Speaker 8: and we got you over to the Eastern Seaboard and

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Speaker 1: Is this what you do to us?

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Speaker 9: Well, look much like an open cup mine. You have

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Speaker 1: Well, you know you look at it.

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Speaker 8: There's a baby John Burgess West Gary Gary Shannon from

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Speaker 1: You know you aspired to be like Gary Shannon. He

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Speaker 9: Stralia Shannon Wine or York Burgo.

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Speaker 3: Let me throw in a Rose Hancock.

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Speaker 1: Rose hand, what about Oazed? What about what about Bodikas, Bunch.

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Speaker 9: Bunch, Oh my gosh, so many wonderful names. We just

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Speaker 9: it was one of the biggest backyards that anyone could

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Speaker 8: I remember when I worked over there and our television

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Speaker 9: There was up until very recently, a version of the

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Speaker 3: Yes you did that out true.

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Speaker 8: Ben Cousins is on the straight and narrow. It's all

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Speaker 9: I mean, sure he might regret that the belly tattoo.

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Speaker 8: From that, you know what, that's kept him in top

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Speaker 9: You commit to a tattoo like that you are committing

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Speaker 8: Absolutely last, Manda, about the fruit bat on a tramp stamp.

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Speaker 9: A fruit a fruit buff though there was.

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Speaker 1: Supposed to be a butterfly.

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Speaker 8: Back to your good anyway, Rave, thank you for joining

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Speaker 15: It?

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Speaker 1: Is there anything we can do for you?

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Speaker 9: I have no need. Do you know why? Because my

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Speaker 3: Well maybe you're not allowed out. Maybe it goes both ways.

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Speaker 9: Look this this ankle bracelet will.

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Speaker 1: Go off and I think you'll be the key of.

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Speaker 9: Until Western Australia's greatest personality. And once I learned how

451
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Speaker 9: to say it properly, I'll be good as God.

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Speaker 1: Good. Well, thank you for thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 9: My loyal subjects.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

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Speaker 10: Now about the miracle of recording and Amanda and Amanda,

457
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Speaker 10: those are two great needs.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a scam. That's the chemistry between them.

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Speaker 3: But how much you let's real mind your own business

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Speaker 3: and shut.

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Speaker 9: Your pie home. I wish you were with your show.

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Speaker 3: Tuesday, ten Hat Tuesday. I put this forward our very

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Speaker 3: first week because I've been seeing these parties online that

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Speaker 3: people were hosting where they had to present their favorite

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Speaker 3: conspiracy theory. Most of it I thought was fanciful and

466
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Speaker 3: people to dress up and they do a powerplop presentation

467
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Speaker 3: on why they thought Princess Diana might still be alive, etc.

468
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Speaker 3: So we did Tinhat Tuesday and it went off. So

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Speaker 3: we've been doing it every week because we're taking in

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Speaker 3: more and more of your conspiracy theories. And it must

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Speaker 3: be my algorithm, but I'm just getting so many more,

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Speaker 3: so many more conspiracy theories the one and people are

473
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Speaker 3: leaning into this from all over the world. Last week

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Speaker 3: was the conspiracy theory that Ellen DeGeneres, when she was well,

475
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Speaker 3: she had been going out with Anne hash Hash and

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Speaker 3: the theory is that Anne had uncovered some kind of

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Speaker 3: young people's smuggling ring, a child smuggling ring around Ellen,

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Speaker 3: even though they'd broken up, and then Anne had a

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Speaker 3: terrible accident. This bit is the truth. Remember she was burned,

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Speaker 3: and then the rumor is though that Ellen had her

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Speaker 3: killed and ate her.

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Speaker 1: So Ellen was barbecuing up and Hash.

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Speaker 3: As someone said here in the comments, I thought Ellen

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Speaker 3: was a vegan, so I don't know whether it's I

485
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Speaker 3: don't think these things are necessarily true. But isn't it

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Speaker 3: interesting that I think because the world, because of the

487
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Speaker 3: Epstein files and all of that, we're so suddenly thinking, well,

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Speaker 3: anything could be true. You know that that the stuff

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Speaker 3: we did on Ellen and Anne last week had two

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Speaker 3: and a half million views.

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Speaker 1: Mel B just liked it, so spot we've got a

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Speaker 1: spice girl on the on the show.

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Speaker 3: On the barbecue. This is people are just leaning into this.

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Speaker 3: As someone said a year ago, I would have thought

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Speaker 3: this was ridiculous, but after reading the files, I'm adamant

496
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Speaker 3: that something weird has happened. Read the files. It reveals

497
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Speaker 3: so much.

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Speaker 1: People are waking up.

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Speaker 3: This is refreshing justice for Anne hesh hash. This is

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Speaker 3: uncovering weird stuff. But I believe it now. Even my

501
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Speaker 3: son last night said, look, I think that Ellen probably

502
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Speaker 3: did murder Anne, but I don't think she ate her.

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Speaker 3: So what's happening to rational? Thought?

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Speaker 1: She get any good army just eat one?

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Speaker 4: But she's a vegan.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, Tuesdays we've got our hats. We've got our theme,

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Speaker 3: and I've got the latest conspiracy theory one that's really

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Speaker 3: popped up just recently that I think you're going to

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Speaker 3: really enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, will you sit on your treasure?

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Speaker 3: I will. That's what it involves.

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Speaker 8: On any other day this would be considered unusual, but

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Speaker 8: not on a Tuesday. For Tuesday is tin hat Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: This is where we take your conspiracy theory and I

515
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Speaker 3: share some of the big conspiracy theories that are doing

516
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Speaker 3: the rounds. I saw watching I saw and heard you'll

517
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Speaker 3: hate this woman from the way she talks. Brennan and

518
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Speaker 3: I saw this yesterday.

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Speaker 16: Remember when the aliens landed at the Miami Mall and

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Speaker 16: there was like a thousand cops that showed up and

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Speaker 16: then we kind of like never heard about it again. Well,

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Speaker 16: supposedly the coordinates of the Miami Mall are like some

523
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Speaker 16: sort of reverse order, a tiny bit off from the

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Speaker 16: coordinates of Antarctica. It is a widely conspiracy theorized that

525
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Speaker 16: Antarctica is where you can get away from the simulation

526
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Speaker 16: that is Earth and or where we keep and talk

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Speaker 16: with extraterrestrials and aliens. So they landed at the Miami

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Speaker 16: mall by accident. They clearly should have been in Antarctica.

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Speaker 3: Clearly they should have been in antagic.

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Speaker 1: I could listen to her all dash she.

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Speaker 3: Is saying, and I'll explain what this is about. She

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Speaker 3: is saying that the aliens got confused and landed at

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Speaker 3: a mall in Miami, yep, rather than landing at their

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Speaker 3: normal meeting place in Antarctica. At the incident that she's

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Speaker 3: referring to in a Miami mall happened in twenty twenty

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Speaker 3: four at Bayside Marketplace. What police say happened is that

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Speaker 3: there were four youths mucking around, setting off fireworks and

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Speaker 3: starting a fight. But what these people say happened was

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Speaker 3: the police turned up to fight eight foot tall shadow aliens.

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Speaker 3: Apparently that's what happened, and that a whole lot of

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Speaker 3: people who were their witnesses have even though there's no

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Speaker 3: evidence to say this. Eyewitnesses videos have been deleted, witnesses

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Speaker 3: were silenced, and police confiscated phones. So those aliens got

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Speaker 3: the coordinates wrong on their GPS and at the shops, YEP,

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Speaker 3: rather than ending up in Antarctica or Uranus, maybe they're

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Speaker 3: going straight to Uranus that's just one of the conspiracy

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Speaker 3: theories I have heard this week. And I've got another

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Speaker 3: one too. Should I play it for your.

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Speaker 1: Next please I can. I'll make sure I don't go

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Speaker 1: anywhere I've made I get abducted.

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Speaker 3: I've made some.

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Speaker 1: Fresh common sense radio station.

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Speaker 3: Made some fresh tin hats for us all.

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Speaker 1: Just keep the old hat because or get one of

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Speaker 1: those pie tins.

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Speaker 3: No, because our heads started to smell. Anyway, I'll tell

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Speaker 3: you another amazing theory next. Jonesy and Amanda, listen.

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Speaker 2: To the podcast whenever you want with the free iHeart hat.

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Speaker 8: You know, some years ago I kind of like the

560
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Speaker 8: idea of conspiracy theories. You know, it's a bit of fun.

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Speaker 8: But the problem was the Earth tilted too much. That's

562
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Speaker 8: the round Earth, by the way, tilted too much to

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Speaker 8: the conspiracy theories. So where it used to be a

564
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Speaker 8: bit of fun to sort of speculate this in the

565
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Speaker 8: Joe Rogan universe, all of a sudden he just makes

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Speaker 8: stuff up and then people believe it.

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Speaker 3: I think in the Epstein file, you know, anything can be.

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Speaker 8: I do you know, because if yes, as you've said before,

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Speaker 8: these are the people that are running the world.

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Speaker 3: Then we're all in trouble, and any conspiracy theory could

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Speaker 3: be true. So every sentence I hear now from most

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Speaker 3: people is I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but we've all

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Speaker 3: become the But we're.

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Speaker 8: Getting a lot of feedback about tin Hat Tuesday's probably

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Speaker 8: one of the most successful segments I've ever been involved in.

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Speaker 3: I necessarily believe these things.

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Speaker 8: But someone has written, I love it that Amanda is

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Speaker 8: running with these conspiracies.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we are all living in the Truman Show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: think about that, Yeah, think about King. I'm thinking think

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Speaker 1: about that.

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Speaker 3: What about this one? Remember the movie with Mel Gibson

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Speaker 3: where they wore tinfol on their heads conspiracy theory so

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Speaker 3: aliens couldn't read their minds? A coincidence or was he

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Speaker 3: trying to tell us something.

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Speaker 1: That was conspiracy theory? Wasn't that?

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Speaker 3: That's what the move I've never seen that film.

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00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: Drik the Gravy Mell gives him very unhinged.

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Speaker 3: She could be just oh, well, that's what I'm into documentary.

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Speaker 3: This is another one that I've just heard of recently.

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Speaker 3: I came as I said, my algorithm is now full

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Speaker 3: of it. Yes, how about this one? About this strange

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Speaker 3: thing where celebrities. Certain celebrities, all of who seem to

594
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Speaker 3: struggle with a bit of their mental health, have been

595
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Speaker 3: having their memories erased.

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Speaker 4: A strange theory is spreading about Hollywood. Some people believe

597
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Speaker 4: memories can be erased. Ariana Grande recently joked about her

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Speaker 4: memory being wiped.

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Speaker 16: They did the Brighter Days memory eraser treatment to me,

600
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Speaker 16: so I'm having trouble remembering the details their foggy.

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Speaker 4: Britney Spears disappeared for years and Fancy huge parts of

602
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Speaker 4: her story are missing.

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Speaker 16: Secret to Happiness, no memory right, Yes.

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Speaker 4: Amanda Bynes once said she barely remembers parts of her

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Speaker 4: own career, and Roseanne Barr has claimed strange things happened

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Speaker 4: to her memory.

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Speaker 12: In Hollyod there are four on vampires and everybody still

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Speaker 12: thinks I'm crazy, But I'm not crazy.

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Speaker 4: Different celebrities seem strange clean missing memories. But why would

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Speaker 4: powerful people want someone to forget I.

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Speaker 3: Wanted to suck your blood. Well, we are going to

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Speaker 3: put on our tin hats. We want to hear your

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Speaker 3: conspiracy theories. This is one we've had in the past.

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Speaker 3: He's a great example of someone dobbing in their.

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Speaker 11: Mum my mum believes that ularu is rock came from

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Speaker 11: ov space and it hit Earth and it bounced around Australia,

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Speaker 11: creating rivers, mountains, et cetera.

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Speaker 3: How does she come to believe this, Well, she believes that,

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Speaker 3: you know, the Earth was a sponge and we all

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Speaker 3: came from rabbits. They live amongst us.

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Speaker 1: Let the tribal drum beat for it.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen fifty five Tuesday, get your alfoil out, let's get

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Speaker 3: to a gem nation.

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Speaker 1: Jonesy Demander driving you home.

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Speaker 8: It's Tuesday, and everyone, we've got our tin hats. Just Cinder,

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Speaker 8: our executive producer, who I believe is a woman of

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Speaker 8: some intelligence, raced into the studio and said you should

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Speaker 8: put your foil hats on because without them, according to

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Speaker 8: our studio cameras, we just looked like two nutbags talking

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Speaker 8: about conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: So the irony is, if we put these foil.

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Speaker 3: Pats on, we look less foolish.

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Speaker 1: Let we look less nut baggish.

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Speaker 3: Really, yes, we've got the hats on.

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Speaker 1: Now let the nutbag go free. Do you believe in

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Speaker 1: that the world is flat?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's tin hat Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: Let's get your conspiracies. Hello, Raffa, Hi.

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Speaker 17: Hi, how old are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm you're too young to believe conspiracy?

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Speaker 1: You're wearing? Are you wearing a tin hat? Raffer?

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Speaker 3: Of course, weing a, It's cool. What have you got

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Speaker 3: for us?

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Speaker 17: My friend at school, she's got the funniest conspiracy theory.

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Speaker 17: She thinks that half the world's population is just lizard

647
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Speaker 17: like the lizard people, like anyone in power is a

648
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Speaker 17: lizard person.

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Speaker 3: And how she got these ideas from her parents?

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Speaker 17: I have no idea. She thinks half the teachers at

651
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Speaker 17: our school are lies.

652
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Speaker 3: And which half does she decide on?

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Speaker 17: Has no idea.

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Speaker 3: The ones that shed their skin at lunchtime.

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Speaker 1: We had a teacher called the eel.

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Speaker 3: Why was he called that?

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Speaker 1: I think it was pretty handsy, which is hard for

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Speaker 1: an heel.

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't it be slippery? They just call him, thank you, Rafa,

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Speaker 3: thank you. Lizard people are amongst us, Margaret, Hello, Margaret?

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Speaker 3: What have you got for us?

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Speaker 12: That Vladimir Putin isn't the only well He's in hiding

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Speaker 12: and whenever there's a public appearance, it's a job pa

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Speaker 12: that who has been fully trained to replicate him, And

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Speaker 12: there's more than one of them, so that his life

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Speaker 12: is not at risk, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 8: You know what, Mark, I believe, I believe that that

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Speaker 8: sounds about right to me. There's a lot of there's

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Speaker 8: a lot of Putins, there's a lot of Kim jong

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Speaker 8: in els.

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Speaker 1: Inns, wounds, wins ils.

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Speaker 3: Remember Margaret, when where was it that President Putin traveled to?

673
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Speaker 3: And there were people that had to collect all of

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Speaker 3: his waste products because they couldn't leave those behind because

675
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 3: there was too much diagnostic information. So it was someone's

676
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 3: job who trained for years special security envoys to collect

677
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Speaker 3: the stuff in a bag.

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Speaker 1: Paula Duncan got a call from mister Fryer.

679
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Speaker 3: Thank you, Margaret, Emma, Emma, what have you got?

680
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 7: My sister rattled off all these things about the you

681
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 7: know when the Epstein files came out, and she said,

682
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Speaker 7: did you know that Ellen DeGeneres's stage set is exactly

683
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 7: the same as his laund room on Epstein Island, with

684
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Speaker 7: all the couches, the same color, the same soft furnishings,

685
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 7: palm trees, window, everything to the tea And.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, really, have you had a look?

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Speaker 7: Which one?

688
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Speaker 3: Have you?

689
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Speaker 1: Have you compared?

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Speaker 3: Ellen Island goes through your photo album, have you had

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Speaker 3: a look at this Ellen's television and seen photos.

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Speaker 1: Am we getting something now?

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Speaker 3: He's not on our screen?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, there's palm trees. You're right, look at those parts.

695
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 8: But that's no, no, Emma, that's Hollywood. That's Hollywood's got

696
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Speaker 8: palm trees. Epstein island, Yes, stripe.

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Speaker 3: Behind her striped building, palm trees. Well, it's Emma's sister

698
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 3: that has this three, not Emma, So don't beate her.

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00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: I'm not berating.

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00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 3: I'm just saying I'm going to look further.

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00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: And their windows there not stripes, they're windows.

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00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But look on the set.

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Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, but that's clearly a Mediterranean stripe ee theme

705
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Speaker 8: with a crazy but gee, he has dreadful taste, Jeffrey Epstein.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't he?

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Speaker 3: How intree?

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Speaker 16: Ok?

709
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: Are we done with this?

710
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 3: No? No, what have you got for us? I love it?

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00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,399
Speaker 3: Tin hat Tuesday. You can dob in your I mean,

712
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,800
Speaker 3: we can get your own conspiracy theories or someone else's.

713
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 3: Let us know.

714
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 8: Gem Well, that's an appropriate song for a tin hat Tuesday.

715
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,720
Speaker 1: Do you believe in that the world is flat?

716
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Speaker 3: I don't know. So many more people these days say

717
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:40,280
Speaker 3: I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but you may as well say, look,

718
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 3: you know, apples don't exist, and you go, okay, yep,

719
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 3: fair enough, maybe they don't. I've imagined it this whole time.

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Speaker 1: Pigeons don't exist.

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Speaker 3: But no, we said we heard someone said that pigeons

722
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 3: were robot spies. Yep, get your information.

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Speaker 1: Mart say a baby pigeon.

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Speaker 8: Terry has joined us, and you can join us too

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Speaker 8: if you like thirteen fifty two or on our socials

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Speaker 8: Jonesie and Amanda, Hello, Terry.

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Speaker 5: Hi, guys, how are you today?

728
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,399
Speaker 3: Very well, we've got our tin hats on and we're

729
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 3: ready to receive goodness.

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Speaker 5: You do have your tin hats on because in August

731
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Speaker 5: I'm going away and my dad told me that I

732
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 5: don't need to worry about the ninsular bombs because the

733
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 5: aliens came down and they sealed them in New York

734
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 5: in America two years ago. Sealed These aliens sealed the

735
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 5: silos in America two years ago.

736
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Speaker 3: What do you mean by sealed the silos? What were

737
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 3: silos doing?

738
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Speaker 5: The nuclear bombs are in and they lost them and

739
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Speaker 5: you can't access them.

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00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: Did he your dad? Did he explain how they sealed

741
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Speaker 1: the silos?

742
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 5: No, he didn't explain how how they sealed the silos,

743
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 5: but he did proceed to tell me that the government

744
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 5: couldn't open them.

745
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Speaker 1: Ciga flex is pretty strong these days.

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00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 3: Well it is pretty pretty when he said aliens from where.

747
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 5: In the third dimension that the people that are looking

748
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Speaker 5: after our country.

749
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Speaker 3: Apparently, when you put it like that, very perfect Terry,

750
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Speaker 3: Thank you have a good flight, safe travels.

751
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Speaker 1: Jack has joined us.

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Speaker 3: Hello Jack, what's your theory?

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00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 14: Well, this one will get your thinking. In Australia, one

754
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 14: hundred and ninety thousand people pass away every year, yet

755
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 14: we're not building any cemeteries.

756
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 10: Where are the bodies going?

757
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 3: I'm looking at Jones and hoping he'll answer you, because

758
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Speaker 3: I don't know. So what's your theory? Where are they going?

759
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Speaker 14: Well, maybe it's like the matrix and they're using people

760
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Speaker 14: for energy.

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Speaker 7: I'm not sure.

762
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 10: There's gonna be a few theories.

763
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Speaker 3: Around soilent green, silent, soilent green. Ellen. Ellen's feeling hungry.

764
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 8: Because I'll tell you this. I went to go and

765
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Speaker 8: visit my dad's grave the other day. You know what

766
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 8: they do in the movies, but it just feels weird.

767
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 8: You go and visit the grave and you know, well,

768
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 8: there you go. I made everything okay, and I was

769
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Speaker 8: going on my way to the dentist. So I go

770
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 8: past the graveyard and I thought, ah, it's nice a

771
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 8: bit early, I'll drop in see that.

772
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Speaker 1: But I got there.

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Speaker 8: Well, I did notice when we put Dad in that

774
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Speaker 8: grave there wasn't many people around. And that's been more

775
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 8: than ten years, twelve years, there's still not that many

776
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 8: people around his grave. Like you know other people that

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00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 8: have passed away, there's only one row. I would have

778
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Speaker 8: imagined by the natural rate of attrition.

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00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 3: Let's more and more people are being cremated.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's true if you just did a little earned.

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00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: Dad was a big hog. He wanted to, you know,

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Speaker 1: go into a big coffee.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a very jack. I have no answers for you.

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00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 3: That's but I will be careful of my musely bars

785
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 3: from now on. And what do you do added protein?

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Speaker 1: What do you have You ever visited your mum's grave

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Speaker 1: or anything like that?

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Speaker 3: Mum Mum didn't have a grave, she was cremated.

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Speaker 1: Would go to anyone's grave?

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00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 3: No, because you know what because in the.

791
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: Movies you see and it's always like it's rainy and

792
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 1: they've got an umbrella.

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00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 3: And they but no, no, you know what. I look

794
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 3: out to the water sometimes, and when I do, I'll

795
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 3: often see a little sign from maybe from like a

796
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 3: fish plopping or a bird swooping, and they're probably always there.

797
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 3: But what it says to me is to look out

798
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Speaker 3: and think about.

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00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 1: What about the bird plopping on your head? That could

800
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: have been from your mum.

801
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 3: To ruin every lovely moment.

802
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,720
Speaker 1: Well, that's what happened today.

803
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 3: A bird plopped on my head. It wasn't my mother.

804
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 1: I'm not saying your mom plopped on your head. Maybe

805
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: she're sending you a sock.

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00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 3: Oh, Mandy, hair looks terrible from the back. Dave, Hello, Dave,

807
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 3: give us your conspiracy. Please wrap it up.

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00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 10: Okay, it's not it's not my theory, but it's somebody

809
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 10: that I know. But also one other thing. I have

810
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 10: been pupped on the head by a pelican. It's discussed.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, how much was there?

812
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 16: A lot?

813
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 10: A lot felt like a bucket for.

814
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 3: And how embarrassing? What do you do?

815
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 10: I was putting my boat on the trailer I think

816
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 10: entrance when it happened.

817
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, people were watching.

818
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 8: Because you're at a boat, that's the most fraught place

819
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,760
Speaker 8: to be at and a pelicant, just some loads.

820
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: It's almost like a leader of white paint.

821
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 3: You had to be there, was Dave's mum, Brendan.

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00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 8: Do you think have you got anyone that's passed away

823
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 8: in your family?

824
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: Sending your sides?

825
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 3: Dave, what's your mate's theory?

826
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 10: Okay, he doesn't use any he's not actually a mate,

827
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 10: he's just somebody I know. Okay, it doesn't use any

828
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 10: of the motorways in Sydney because he thinks the purple

829
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 10: light in the toll plaza is the government X raying

830
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 10: your body.

831
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 3: To what end?

832
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: I know, pretty crazy, I know. I just feel that

833
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: I'm being robbed every time I go through it, but.

834
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 3: They're not looking at your in its Dave enjoyed you

835
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:56,399
Speaker 3: enormously insane, fantastic. Well just leave it for another week.

836
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 3: My head's heating up like a bit of garlic bread.

837
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

838
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, sing a request.

839
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 12: For them to do it again.

840
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 14: Jen Z and a.

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00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 3: Name should lay off the moonshine always going a man, it's.

842
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: So weak A.

843
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 8: Tin hat Tuesday always pays dividends, doesn't it?

844
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:25,479
Speaker 3: Look we're just we can't stop thinking about one conspiracy theory.

845
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 3: In particular, We've got a call from Jack who said this,

846
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 3: but I don't.

847
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 10: Get your thinking.

848
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,240
Speaker 14: In Australia, one hundred and ninety thousand people pass away

849
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Speaker 14: every year, yet we're not building any cemeteries.

850
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 10: Where are the bodies going?

851
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 1: And then we mentioned the movie Soil and Green.

852
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 8: In nineteen seventy three, a move with ch Alton Heston

853
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 8: came out and it predicted a dystopian future.

854
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: Of twenty twenty two. This is why it is of

855
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: relevance to us now.

856
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 8: And in that future, they've run out of food in

857
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 8: New York City has a population of forty million people,

858
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 8: and only the elites can afford to buy a play

859
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 8: used to live in and only the elites can.

860
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: Afford food, So what are the other people?

861
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 8: The rest people suddenly go disappearing, and there's a product

862
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 8: that it's a protein bar like a space food stick

863
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 8: or a Lady.

864
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 3: Bar called Soilent Green.

865
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Speaker 1: Soilent Green, and so people get fed this Soilent Green.

866
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 3: And then Charlton Heston makes a terrible discovery.

867
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Speaker 8: Then Charlton Heston goes through this and at the end

868
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,280
Speaker 8: of the movie we discover.

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00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: Chilent breed is people.

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Speaker 8: As they take him off to the MINSA.

871
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,720
Speaker 1: Like, we don't live in that dystopian future. Were luckily

872
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,280
Speaker 1: lug exact?

873
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,879
Speaker 3: Where did the bodies go? Why are we running out

874
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:47,280
Speaker 3: of space?

875
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: I'm just tired, you know. I'm married first Sight last night?

876
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 1: Kill me? It really?

877
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 3: Stop watching it?

878
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 1: And I want to explain this.

879
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 3: My mother is silent greenish people, but they're not.

880
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 8: I would rather explain soilent green to my mother from

881
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 8: what went down. I married at First Sight last night?

882
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 3: Oh, dear, je.

883
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 1: Married at First Sight? A couple's retreat?

884
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 3: Do they all go away as a big group? So

885
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 3: it's not a couple's retreat. It's a mass retreat.

886
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's couples going away.

887
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 3: It does with all the other couples.

888
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 1: Yep.

889
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 3: And are they hoping that each couple someone's going to

890
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 3: try and crack onto someone from another couple.

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00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,879
Speaker 8: You'd have to ask the producers that I would imagine. So, yeah,

892
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:26,799
Speaker 8: for sure of any sort?

893
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Speaker 3: Did that happen?

894
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: Not on this particular retreat.

895
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 3: Someone had it off with a scarecrow. Hey, there's a show,

896
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 3: Hey love a going.

897
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 8: From Flies Undone anyway, Rachel and Steve who I quite

898
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 8: like this is a couple. You know how You've got

899
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 8: all the mentals on that show, and they're the ones

900
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 8: that all stand out. The mentals stand out, but the

901
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 8: normal people mentals get the edits. The mentals get all

902
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,439
Speaker 8: that and really that sort of reflects in the world

903
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 8: we work in the media, So what happens there, The

904
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 8: mentals get all the attention and the normal people like

905
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 8: Rachel and Steve, who I think really probably did go

906
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 8: on this show for the right reasons.

907
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: Steve is a marine mechanic, Rachel's a team leader.

908
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 3: Are they the ones who initially he said, look, I've

909
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 3: got feelings for you, but I don't feel it in

910
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 3: the downstairs department?

911
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it would be difficult.

912
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 8: You get lined up with someone, are you going to

913
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Speaker 8: be sexually compatible.

914
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 3: And you're supposed to sleep, like literally sleep with them.

915
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: It's terrible, it is. It's I think it would be

916
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: harder than it looks to do it.

917
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 3: Actually so too, and I think.

918
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Speaker 8: The sort of person that does it really has to

919
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 8: compromise a lot of their values. Rachel and Steve last night,

920
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 8: they've been having trouble in the intimacy department, but last

921
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 8: night at the retreat, they admitted that there's a bit

922
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 8: of a spark.

923
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Speaker 13: I wanted to share an update in mind and Steven's.

924
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,800
Speaker 15: So, I think you all.

925
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 13: Know like we've had obviously our trying times, but last

926
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Speaker 13: night as our intimacy levels, well, we have not banged yet.

927
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really exciting.

928
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 13: And yeah, I just wanted to share that with you.

929
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Speaker 1: What kind of speech is that?

930
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 3: What kind of speech is that? Whill you stand up

931
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:18,399
Speaker 3: and say, yeah, we haven't banged yet? And it was going, whoa,

932
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 3: this is a seven thirty at night on television.

933
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,919
Speaker 1: Whatever happened to you? Tell me more, tell me more?

934
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 3: Wow?

935
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 8: So enter Beck? Now Beck, I think shouldn't drink. If

936
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Speaker 8: I was in an actually Beck public announcement, get off

937
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Speaker 8: the BD, not what's the bitch diesel?

938
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Speaker 3: I think saying Beck drinker.

939
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Speaker 8: Well, it probably helps the show, but it's not helping

940
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Speaker 8: this young lady in her life. So anyway, she Beck,

941
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Speaker 8: after a few glasses of BD, decides to say and

942
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Speaker 8: I don't want to mention the phrase because I find

943
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Speaker 8: it very vulgar.

944
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 3: And so this is on television at seven thirty last year.

945
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: Seven thirty probably, yeah, probably seven forty nine to be precise.

946
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Speaker 8: And so Beck breathes b D breath all over Stephen

947
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Speaker 8: and says.

948
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Speaker 1: I'm.

949
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 3: I couldn't understand what.

950
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:07,919
Speaker 1: She's because she's unintelligible.

951
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 8: I can play that because you and if you watch

952
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 8: Meredith a site you can google.

953
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,320
Speaker 1: Or work it out yourself.

954
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 8: I'm not going to play it on the radio, although

955
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 8: I did have my mother who is now watching the

956
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,760
Speaker 8: show and my wife is watching the show, both asking

957
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 8: me what that meant?

958
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 3: Oh, you know, where do you put yourself with this stuff?

959
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 1: Is this the kitchen to make a cup of tet?

960
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 3: This is the highest rating show this television.

961
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: This is the world we're living in.

962
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 3: From something that's like that to something that's lovely. There's

963
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,959
Speaker 3: a beautiful love story that has come from the heart

964
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 3: actually of a terrible tragedy, and I'll tell you about

965
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 3: it next. Here's a lovely story that I read yesterday.

966
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 3: Amidst all the misery and the grief of the Bondo

967
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 3: massacre in December has come a really lovely, lovely story.

968
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 3: There are two first responders. Their names are James or

969
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 3: Jimmy and Alexandra or Alexia Alexis's and they both live

970
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 3: in Bondi. They'd done their bronze medallion, kind of first

971
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 3: aid thing together, but never really knew each other. But

972
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 3: they were both there on the night because they're going

973
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 3: to a Christmas party of some mutual friends. They were

974
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 3: there when these terrible events unfolded, and they both thought, well,

975
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 3: what training can we bring to this, how can we help?

976
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,359
Speaker 3: They leaped in and they were both working to save

977
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 3: a man who was shot in the leg, and they've

978
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 3: fallen in love. So this lovely couple who lived a

979
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,879
Speaker 3: couple of streets from each other in Bondi. As I said,

980
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 3: they didn't really know each other, just vague acquaintances. And

981
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,760
Speaker 3: as they say, it feels like a miracle even to them.

982
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 3: They were thrown together on the events of that terrible night.

983
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 3: And what is lovely is that they saw the best

984
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 3: in each other in the worst of circumstances. As he

985
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 3: has said it says in this article, they'd seen the

986
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 3: good in each other. They'd witnessed how they'd handled pressure

987
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 3: and their care they took with the injured. And so

988
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 3: they got a man into an ambulance and he's been

989
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 3: driven to hospital, and they were driving along behind to

990
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 3: make sure all was well. I think they had someone

991
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 3: in their car as well, and he said that Lexi

992
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,839
Speaker 3: phoned her mum to chat with her in the car,

993
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 3: and he remembers thinking, she's so strong and it's inherent

994
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 3: in her and in her family. And I love this.

995
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 3: So they saw vulnerability in each other and because of that,

996
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 3: they wanted to take it slow because I thought we've

997
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 3: both been in these scary circumstances. But they just could

998
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 3: not stop talking to each other, holding on to each other,

999
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 3: and they fell in love and they're getting married, and

1000
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 3: I love this part of the story. Rabbi Levi Wolfe

1001
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 3: was so delighted to hear the story. He's made a

1002
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 3: spur of the moment off. But he could marry them

1003
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 3: in the synagogue, the first non Jewish couple to write honor,

1004
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 3: and that might be what they'll do. You know.

1005
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 8: I was at the traffic lights the other day and

1006
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:48,240
Speaker 8: it was just this little sticker just said love always wins.

1007
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: You know, That's that's what it is.

1008
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 3: That's what it is, and that's what you me, that's

1009
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 3: what you need to hold on to.

1010
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: So that's a beautiful story, great story.

1011
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 3: Good luck to them both.

1012
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 2: You can see a whole lot more of Jonesy and

1013
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: demand or on our socials, follow us on Instagram and Facebook.

1014
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 15: Everybody that's money extra caricter A, Jonesy and demanders.

1015
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: Suberd but tend question sixty seconds on the clock. You

1016
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: could pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come

1017
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: back to that question if time permits. You get all

1018
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: the questions right. One thousand dollars.

1019
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 3: You can make it two thousand by answering a bonus question,

1020
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 3: but it is double or nothing.

1021
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: We've got Scott with us. Hello Scott, Hey, Jonesy he doing, Hey.

1022
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 3: Amanda, Hello Scott. Let's seef we're going to make you great. Scott.

1023
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: God sounds like a nice fella.

1024
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 3: We think you're nice. Scott. Well, let's see what we

1025
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 3: can do. Ten questions sixty seconds. Say pass if you

1026
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 3: don't know, because we might have time to come back.

1027
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 3: But if you're wrong, it's all over. Okay, okay, Scott,

1028
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,399
Speaker 3: good luck, because here we go. He comes. Question number one.

1029
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 3: A maths teacher specializes in teaching what.

1030
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 10: Mathematic?

1031
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 3: Question two? Where is ms SCAA typically worn? Question three?

1032
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 3: Finish this north south East? Question four? Which animal is

1033
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 3: found on our five cent piece?

1034
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: Eat?

1035
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 5: Kidnap?

1036
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 3: Question five? Which children's TV character had a pencil for

1037
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 3: a nose, mister squiggle? Question six? Which country is famously

1038
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:19,280
Speaker 3: shaped like a boot?

1039
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:19,760
Speaker 11: Past?

1040
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 3: Question seven? In poker? What term is used for five

1041
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 3: cards of the same suit a flush? Question eight? What

1042
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 3: type of animal is a travali fish? Question nine? Barry

1043
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 3: Robin and Maurice Gibb formed which band? Question ten? And

1044
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 3: ten pin bowling three strikes in a row is called

1045
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 3: what pass? Oh, Italy's on. I've just given that one away.

1046
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 3: The country shaped like a boot was Italy? Yeah, and

1047
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 3: ten pin bowling three strikes in a row is called.

1048
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 1: Turkey to Turkey, Ah, Sam.

1049
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 17: Scott, I probably would have come back and got Italy, but.

1050
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, sorry Scott.

1051
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 1: Turkey brought you up in stock mate. You for coming on.

1052
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,280
Speaker 3: We'll do it again tomorrow.

1053
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: It'll be back again tomorrow.

1054
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 8: Jam Nation Gold, It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation driving you home.

1055
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 8: Many people are loving my toilet cleaning hack on Instagram.

1056
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 1: This is my thing. I'm going to be one of

1057
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 1: those people that we've already got.

1058
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 3: Kenny the Dunny Man.

1059
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:36,439
Speaker 1: Kenny Shane Jacobson. That was a movie. But he didn't

1060
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: go around cleaning done. Is he just emptied them? There's

1061
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: a whole new world.

1062
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 3: How many people have asked you for more?

1063
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 1: People?

1064
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:48,399
Speaker 3: People have more Brendan more, Sydney Sweeny says, I want

1065
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 3: more Brendan Cleaning the toilet.

1066
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: Four people that came in late on the week listening.

1067
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: My wife came into the room and said, oh, the

1068
00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 1: chouans to his toilet?

1069
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 8: Is I said, well, yes, a twenty three year old

1070
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 8: lives in that particular part of the house, so naturally

1071
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:07,240
Speaker 8: it's going to be disgusting.

1072
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 1: What are you going to do?

1073
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 3: But it's an inside toilet.

1074
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 1: It's inside toilet.

1075
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you said it was all covered in limescale.

1076
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 8: Anyway, So if she gave me that look, you know

1077
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 8: that look, Okay, it's raining, I'll go and have a look.

1078
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 1: So sure enough, it is disgusting. It looks terrible, and

1079
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: it's lime scale.

1080
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 8: It's that terrible rank lime scale that builds up rust

1081
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 8: on the.

1082
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: Porcel It looks dreadful. So I posted my hack on Instagram.

1083
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 1: So what I'm going to do is hydrochloric acid, my

1084
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 1: trusty weapon drive back.

1085
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 8: I'm going to suck this water out and they're going

1086
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 8: to put some of that in there, and I'll break

1087
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 8: down the lamb scale.

1088
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 3: What's that noise?

1089
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: It's been a few minutes. It's because I need to

1090
00:51:55,680 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: wear a mask. We this s yes, I need to

1091
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: hear this.

1092
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I need to hear that.

1093
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:13,919
Speaker 1: That's a good hack.

1094
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,879
Speaker 3: I what's your hack? Did you google what to do?

1095
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did, and then I went to chat and

1096
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: we have.

1097
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 3: To listen to you cleaning out your toilet.

1098
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 8: But a lot of people have come up and said

1099
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 8: it's very handy and those, but what you need to

1100
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 8: do the bigart. The hard thing about this is getting

1101
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 8: water out of the toilet pan with a straw.

1102
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 1: So I've used my pond vak.

1103
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 3: How handy because we all have one of those.

1104
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 1: You can get a wet and drive back. Get them

1105
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: from Bunnings. They're great.

1106
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,919
Speaker 8: Have you got a wet and drive a really good?

1107
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 8: They say they sack up the water. You get that out.

1108
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: And I'll just say this, a lot of people is

1109
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:51,799
Speaker 1: in a hydroclock as it is dangerous, so don't muck

1110
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,919
Speaker 1: around with it. Okay. You know why am I telling

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Speaker 1: you this.

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Speaker 3: I'm never going to be doing it. I'm never going

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Speaker 3: to you to come and have a look at you

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Speaker 3: don't know. No, thank you, I don't want you to

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Speaker 3: come have a look at because you've.

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Speaker 1: Got a lot of hard water at your place.

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Speaker 3: What does that even mean?

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Speaker 1: That's the problem. That's what builds up the lime scale.

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Speaker 3: Brendan, are you going to share other hacks of your

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Speaker 3: cleaning your ears?

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Speaker 1: You've got my ear camera as well. I remember that.

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Speaker 3: There's a shower roctology kit you've got right at That's enough.

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Speaker 1: You can need to choose to listen to my hacks now.

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Speaker 3: And what's the option. I can choose that or what's

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Speaker 3: the other option? Because I choose the other one, I

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Speaker 3: choose whatever the other option is.

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Speaker 1: You know what's the matter.

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Speaker 3: I'll be back tomorrow. I don't know about you.

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Speaker 1: TikTok Tagger is back, and you know.

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Speaker 3: It's it's with an ingredient that you're seeing a lot

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Speaker 3: of at the moment. Okay, but you haven't seen it

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Speaker 3: combined with this, and it's supposed to be a very

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Speaker 3: interesting protein source.

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Speaker 1: Last week we heard soil and cree. Last week we

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Speaker 1: had beers soup and that was that was rain.

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Speaker 3: That was rank Okay, all right, we've got that tomorrow.

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Speaker 8: If you want to catch up to today's show, head

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Speaker 8: to Jones you to man dot Au, good day to you.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank god that's over.

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Speaker 2: Catch up on the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. Download the

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Speaker 1: Now, let's skip the hell out of here.

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Speaker 2: Here every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand. Search

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