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Speaker 1: Christian. I was driving over the West Skate at half

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Speaker 1: six this morning. There was no sign of.

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Speaker 2: A broken car or anyone who looked like Jason. I'm

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Speaker 2: calling it now. Don't worry.

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Speaker 1: We're all We're all up to space.

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Speaker 2: Go one in four point three Christian O'Connell's show. Let's

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Speaker 2: get into this week's Does that make me lazy?

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Speaker 3: Make me.

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Speaker 2: Tell me.

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Speaker 1: That little tailed off. I don't know why, I just do.

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Speaker 1: I'm so lazy.

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Speaker 3: I bought this John Lennon remastered album box sets.

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Speaker 1: Couldn't be bothered.

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Speaker 4: Just host it on Spotify.

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Speaker 1: There are just times that I couldn't be bothered with cutlery,

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Speaker 1: so I can just shit so many meals in between

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Speaker 1: two sides of the Bredge and just go for it.

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Speaker 4: When I was the young feller up in the pub days,

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Speaker 4: I got a local weather few and then go straight

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Speaker 4: across to the piece of shop, order yourself a pacer

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Speaker 4: and get it delivered, and I'll jump in with a

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Speaker 4: delivery going all.

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Speaker 2: Right, So what do you do? That is the height

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Speaker 2: of laziness? Nine four one four one oh four three

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Speaker 2: that there you? Yes, this should should be called the

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Speaker 2: height of jump post.

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Speaker 5: I've got a smoothie bottle that I bought online that

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Speaker 5: blends for you. So it's got a little it's battery operated.

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Speaker 5: I don't have to shake anymore. I can just simply

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Speaker 5: click a button.

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Speaker 1: That is revolting. Oh it does not sound nice. That doesn't.

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Speaker 5: Then my hands are free to do whatever.

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Speaker 2: I have because it had really been holding you back

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Speaker 2: at Radio Greatness. Was the endless, ceaseless stirring that shaker,

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Speaker 2: wasn't it. And now thank god technology has come along

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Speaker 2: an AI to actually stir your We need this in

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Speaker 2: cocktail making. Hey, I is coming for you, job cocktail

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Speaker 2: makers that this this will fix me a Martini or

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Speaker 2: a Manhattan now.

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Speaker 5: Twenty six dollars on Amazon if you want one full.

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Speaker 2: Grab it. Just tumbled it around in your hand a

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Speaker 2: couple of times. That is a gimmick. And that's this

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Speaker 2: year's fidget spinners.

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Speaker 3: I'll defend you, Jack I reckon. That is brilliant because

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Speaker 3: normally the manual shakers have that metal ball in it

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Speaker 3: that always gets lost in the bottom of the drawer.

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Speaker 3: That you don't need a ball.

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Speaker 5: It doesn't.

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Speaker 1: It's a consumer piece of crap.

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Speaker 5: She's just waiting for the echo version to come out.

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Speaker 2: And this week on PHAPS consumer crap. Let's get that

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Speaker 2: made because we're barely fine.

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Speaker 1: So all right, so what do you do?

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Speaker 2: That is the height of laziness, Tony. This is unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: Tony bought a second remote for the bedroom, Telly, so

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Speaker 2: he doesn't have to reach over to the other side

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Speaker 2: of the bed. He's a fair remote Christian. Jack should

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Speaker 2: try the many neutral bullets. What the hell is that, Debbie?

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Speaker 5: I guess another smoothie you can blend up on the go.

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Speaker 3: Neutrable that's so brilliant. They jush up everything and it's

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Speaker 3: like a yeah, a little mini me version.

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Speaker 2: Again, we're never far away from some sort of radio advertorial.

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Speaker 2: Why you're not one of those shopping channels, you'd be

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Speaker 2: a billionaire. Seriously, you would shift so much stuff. In fact,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to try and make that happen for you, Patsy.

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Speaker 2: I think that because those people that mainly commission you

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Speaker 2: could earn a fortune doing that.

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Speaker 5: Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Oh again, no one commitment to news. Get me out

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Speaker 1: of here. Selling fridge freezers heavy discounted.

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Speaker 2: These are crazy prices that will not last forever.

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Speaker 5: For easy installments.

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Speaker 1: All right, So what do you do with that? Is

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Speaker 1: the height of laziness.

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Speaker 2: Andrew gets his pizza delivered to the car park where

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Speaker 2: he's waiting sometimes on his lunch break. Tracy got coff

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Speaker 2: sir at delivered at three m here through Uber Eat,

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Speaker 2: even though she's only one hundred meters away from the chemists.

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Speaker 1: Angela come on him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my family and I we are that lazy. We

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Speaker 4: have that a remote for each seat in our lounde

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Speaker 4: room so we don't have to move around to grab

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Speaker 4: the remote.

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Speaker 1: See actually think that's genius behavior. That's a great idea.

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Speaker 5: So we had Tony with one on either side of

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Speaker 5: the bed. How many remotes do you have in the lounge?

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Speaker 1: So we've got seven remote? Well, but it's like gunslingers.

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Speaker 2: What if you go at the same time and you're

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Speaker 2: like you're changing channels one if you went one into

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Speaker 2: the counch wants to watch something, someone else wants to

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Speaker 2: stick something else on.

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Speaker 1: Cause a lot of arguments, especially with the young ones

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Speaker 1: who want to watch their cartoons while everyone else is

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Speaker 1: trying to watch Home and Away or Neighbors.

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Speaker 5: It's like a remote tug of water. You're trying to

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Speaker 5: go up to door someone else trying.

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Speaker 1: To get down Angela. That's genius. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: You called me. I have a good day, Steve, good morning.

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Speaker 1: What do you do this, Steve? Oh so, guys, my

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Speaker 1: laziness is really I live literally.

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Speaker 5: Two minutes across from the shopping I know, I drive

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Speaker 5: there every day when I need to go.

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Speaker 1: You drive there? Yeah, it's sure.

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Speaker 2: You've got to go probably around the block and up

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Speaker 2: a little of car park and find a spot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I always find the spot either way, Steve.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much.