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Speaker 1: Quest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 3: All right, so this weekend is Patsy's fiftieth. We're not

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Speaker 3: going to be seeing her. So today is Patsy's birthday.

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Speaker 3: And we thought long and hard, what's a great gift

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Speaker 3: from us to Patsy? And she loves Kmart. So she's

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Speaker 3: on a way in a limousine right now, glass of

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Speaker 3: Champagne in hand. She's on her way to the nearest camar,

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Speaker 3: which is Victoria Gardens when we are Richmond. When she

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Speaker 3: gets there, she's going to be giving a very large

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Speaker 3: empty shopping trolley. She's going to have sixty seconds on

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Speaker 3: the clock to cram as much Kmart came up, gear

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Speaker 3: into the Trolley's possible in sixty seconds and everything she gets.

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Speaker 3: That's her fiftieth Patsy, you're on your way. You're in

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Speaker 3: the limo.

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Speaker 2: I'm in the limo.

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Speaker 4: Christian.

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Speaker 2: We're just turning right from Church Street onto Victoria Street,

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Speaker 2: so we are very close.

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Speaker 4: We're like a block away now.

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Speaker 3: And have you started to formulate a strategy of where

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Speaker 3: you're going to go to?

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Speaker 2: First of all, I have and then you know what

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Speaker 2: I need?

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Speaker 4: Some new tucunary boards.

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Speaker 2: So the kitchen is my No. One spot of where

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Speaker 2: we're going to go real. I need some secutary I

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Speaker 2: already know the ones I'm after, and you are going

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Speaker 2: to grab that stuff like a monkey boy. Just shove

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Speaker 2: it in the cart. And we're starting with the secutary boards.

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Speaker 1: She's changed.

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Speaker 3: You see those crazy American women at the Black Friday's House, Patsy.

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Speaker 3: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: The champagne may have been a bad idea. She's in a.

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Speaker 3: Limousine about to pull up Camart Victoria Gardens.

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Speaker 5: What a scene. Then there's going to be a red carpet.

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Speaker 3: She make your way down the red carpet into Kmart

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Speaker 3: where she's going to be giving her very large empty

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Speaker 3: shopping trolley. Sixty seconds on the clock. Everything she can

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Speaker 3: cram in the trolley in sixty seconds. She's already said

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Speaker 3: she's going to head to the charcuterie boards. Everything goes

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Speaker 3: to the trolley in sixty seconds. She wins all of that.

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Speaker 3: That is Patsy's fiftieth present from us, and.

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Speaker 5: Came out is her disney Land.

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Speaker 6: No one last came up more than Patsy.

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Speaker 3: Like I said at the weekend. She came onto the

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Speaker 3: show Monday and told us that a daughter already had

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Speaker 3: her eleventh with eight mates. Am you don't hire Camark

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Speaker 3: to have a brother, But they just turned up there

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Speaker 3: each the kids had twenty bucks or something to get

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Speaker 3: what they wanted.

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Speaker 5: That was the birthday there.

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Speaker 3: When there was a new one near Patsy opening up,

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Speaker 3: her husband drove to it two weeks before it opened

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Speaker 3: to sit in the car bar and.

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Speaker 5: Just have a look at it on Sunday.

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Speaker 3: So you might be thinking, why have they done this?

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Speaker 3: This is why Belly of a Friday goes by. She

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Speaker 3: isn't tipping something that she's got on a special at kmart.

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Speaker 3: So this really is a dream gift for Patsy. Patsy,

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Speaker 3: are you there?

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Speaker 2: We are just coming up to the loading dogs. Forget

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Speaker 2: going to the normal car park, Christian, this is my fifty.

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Speaker 2: We are cutting through the red tape.

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Speaker 5: This is how Timberlay does it.

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Speaker 4: They go for over loading exactly exactly. And can you

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Speaker 4: believe my family?

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Speaker 2: I'm getting NonStop texts to request to what they want

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Speaker 2: when I'm in there.

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Speaker 3: True one that chat's lot, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: There?

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Speaker 5: As some of the requests Patsy, what are some of

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Speaker 5: the requests coming in?

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Speaker 2: Well, Chris, Chris is on board with the secunary board,

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Speaker 2: but he said get a big one and all he

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Speaker 2: wants anything, Barbie. But I'm telling them it's like sixty seconds, guys,

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Speaker 2: we don't have a lot of time.

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Speaker 3: All right, Rio Rio's there as well as handler.

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Speaker 5: You so scared. It's like a hostage situation.

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Speaker 7: She's got this, she's got this look in her eyes.

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Speaker 7: We've just put up at the red carpet. But there's

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Speaker 7: actually some paparazzi. There's bolage as the whole shabay. Patsy's

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Speaker 7: just getting out now. She's very excited. Big guess the

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Speaker 7: champagne sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: He's she's just left the limo and she is waving

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Speaker 1: to the fence. And when the loading doctor kme out, remember.

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Speaker 3: And she's out the limonos. You can tell us only

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Speaker 3: what was she like in the limousine, frenzied.

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Speaker 1: Churity boards. I want if they can have the long

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Speaker 1: lines like so many questions it was. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: direct the limo drama. I really wish we go. You

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Speaker 1: gotta pull it for yourself. But I think she's she's

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Speaker 1: ready now. She keeps telling me how she's Yeah, I'm coming,

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Speaker 1: I'm coming, I'm coming. She raced ahead of me.

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Speaker 3: You need to know the reason why we've also sent

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Speaker 3: Rio down for the last couple of years.

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Speaker 5: Even though Rio is a very.

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Speaker 3: Talented producer and bought a boy of the team, Patsy

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Speaker 3: seems to think that he's her pa. Once a week

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Speaker 3: he'll have to carry various things that have been sent

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Speaker 3: here on mail order to Patsy's car.

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Speaker 5: That's the top tease, coffee, sailor real reason.

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Speaker 3: Even has an alert on his phone at six o'clock

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Speaker 3: in the morning to remind Patsy to do the news.

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Speaker 5: I'm not thinking it's her job job for like thirty years.

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Speaker 5: All Right, We're going to play one last song when

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Speaker 5: we come back.

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Speaker 3: Then we'll put sixty seconds on the clock and the

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Speaker 3: material girl will.

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Speaker 1: Go Christian know Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 3: She is the Queen of Breakfast Radio, the one and

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Speaker 3: only Patrina Jones fifty. This weekend, I'll give to her

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Speaker 3: sixty seconds on the clock, an empty shopping trolley a kmart.

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Speaker 3: That's what's about to happen in a couple of seconds time.

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Speaker 3: Because she's all showbis. She arrived like the stars do

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Speaker 3: at Kmart, via the loading bay. It's not for everyone.

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Speaker 3: That's what it's like to be in showbies, guys, loading

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Speaker 3: base for us.

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Speaker 5: Patsy you in position.

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Speaker 2: I'm in position. I've got the cart rio. Are you

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Speaker 2: on standby?

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Speaker 1: I'm terrified Patsy has looked me dead in the eye.

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Speaker 1: She goes, you better not. I wan't use the language,

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Speaker 1: but stuff this up for me. She is exactly where

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Speaker 1: it goes when we walk through the entrance, like a

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Speaker 1: Kmart savant, and she goes op kitchens. You and I

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Speaker 1: walked through to get the kitchen. How did you know? Cooreo.

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Speaker 3: It feels like it's like a formula one. So she's

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Speaker 3: at the starting grid, isn't she?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 4: She was probably like it's a pram for some reason.

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Speaker 4: I don't know why.

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Speaker 3: So, Patsy, you're going to get sixty seconds on the cloth, Yes, yes.

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Speaker 5: Crammers much stuck. Just grab as much as you can.

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Speaker 5: It's all yours. Everything you get in sixty seconds, Ye,

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Speaker 5: that is yours. That's your fiftieth right. So again, you're

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Speaker 5: heading to the charcuterie boards.

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Speaker 2: I'm standing right outside them right now, there's a faster

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Speaker 2: ray and I'm really overwhelmed.

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Speaker 3: And then where you go and where are you going

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Speaker 3: from there? Have you worked out a room that you're

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so just a few hours up on the less

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Speaker 4: as the appliances.

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Speaker 2: I need a new toaster. We've still got the toaster

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Speaker 2: we had from our weddings twenty three years ago and

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Speaker 2: it's just about to carket.

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Speaker 4: So toaster is second.

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Speaker 2: And then if we've still got time, you might kick

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Speaker 2: a laundry which is right at the back of the toasters.

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Speaker 2: Real well, I hope you.

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Speaker 6: Still got time after one securitary boarding.

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Speaker 5: The all right, Patsy, are you ready?

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Speaker 4: One question I have to ask?

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Speaker 2: What about breakages?

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Speaker 4: Is through the blast covering any breaking don't.

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Speaker 5: Worry about that, don't worry.

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Speaker 3: Okay, just just grab smash whatever you need to go

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Speaker 3: through whatever.

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Speaker 5: Just I would be grabbing everything.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: And who's Rio as well? He's going to be running alongside.

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Speaker 5: He's get him to grab stuff as well.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you worried about that?

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Speaker 5: All right? Dynamic Duo, are you ready at kmart?

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Speaker 2: Ready?

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Speaker 5: Jackie boy? Are you ready to put sixty seconds on

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Speaker 5: the clock? I'm ready, all right? Three, two, one go go.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, I have places okay, cantains you

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Speaker 2: can always.

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Speaker 5: Lost the containers. She's got a water bottle orange Jack

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Speaker 4: Kettles, grab a kettle, walks dropped one.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 3: You think she's going to be made to pay for

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Speaker 3: At the end, she left her phone behind.

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Speaker 5: Patty. We've lost Patty. Were you there? We've lost Pats.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm there. Came with lock pus with bonus Presso machine,

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Speaker 1: which we're now heading towards the rugs and blanket. She's

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Speaker 1: about to run up with a trolley. Watch air they

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Speaker 1: stopped twenty seconds ago. But there's stuff overflowing from the troll.

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Speaker 1: She fills the trolley up. I'm now going to have

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Speaker 1: to become the trolley grabbing towers. We've got mirrors, we've

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Speaker 6: Water, you've got a bonus ten seconds she said, stop,

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Speaker 6: have fruits on the city on the trolley.

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Speaker 1: The tron is higher than her at this point. Toilet

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Speaker 1: mat need toilet mats. Okaya stop that. Oh my goodness,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: All right, tell us what is in the trolley. Now

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Speaker 3: we've lost Pats. We've lost coat with Patsy, she's gone rogue.

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Speaker 1: Alright, Patty, we've we've lost you, but I'll come start

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Speaker 1: luck you next year. We have okay fur at least

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Speaker 1: all right. We've got a food on Dick Spath, Matt

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Speaker 1: fake plan and orchids anything a kettle didn't get a

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Speaker 1: girl lunch Bostich contained a third to.

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Speaker 6: We needed to toast her and you with containers.

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Speaker 1: And you got three drink bottles. We've also got we've

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Speaker 1: got security secuary boards, a random massive drink bottle.

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Speaker 4: It was just a blurt.

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Speaker 1: It was like I could I couldn't keep up. It

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Speaker 1: was like watching someone looting a shopping It was truly terrifying.

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Speaker 1: The super the trolley story was overflowing. It was literally

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Speaker 1: above her head. She had one hand on top of

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Speaker 1: the top of the trolley and wheeling it with the

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Speaker 1: other hand, and she like careers into all the different shells.

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Speaker 1: It was chaos.

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Speaker 3: Oh my, Patsy, well done and happy birthday from all

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Speaker 3: of us.

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Speaker 5: Patsy. We'll see you back here soon.

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Speaker 1: Thanks nye bye.

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