WEBVTT - BACHETTE UNCUT - We riot for Konrad

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna say enough, you can't start. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing it. Hello and.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Laura and I am joined by my favorite man,

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<v Speaker 1>the one who I've chosen to spend my life with.

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<v Speaker 1>Although we're not we haven't you know, we've consummated it,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just not married.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to ask you a really stupid question, what's consummate?

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<v Speaker 2>Consummate me?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's the sex after the marriage got you.

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<v Speaker 1>We did the consummating and not the marriaging.

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<v Speaker 2>We've consummated, not enough recently, but we have done our

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<v Speaker 2>fair share of times.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway. I'm Laura Burn and he his many.

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<v Speaker 2>J My name is Matty Ja and it's great to

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<v Speaker 2>be here, Laura. Question for you, yes, how do you

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<v Speaker 2>feel about doing poohs in front of your partner? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I think you know the answer to that,

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<v Speaker 1>since we lived together and have done poos by accident

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<v Speaker 1>in front of each other, I would prefer not Like

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<v Speaker 1>for me, I go to the toilet, I close the door.

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<v Speaker 1>You quite happily come open the door to have a chat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a bit like having olives on a pizza

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<v Speaker 2>like I preferred if they weren't there. But if they

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<v Speaker 2>are there, then I'll eat them. You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you talking about eating something? No, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what you mean. Actually, Matthew, please, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to explain, because I'm sure there's other people listening who

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<v Speaker 1>are equally as confused.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like when we first got together, one thing

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<v Speaker 2>that we tried to not do was go to the

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<v Speaker 2>toilet in front of one another.

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<v Speaker 1>We also tried to not fart in front of each other, but.

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<v Speaker 2>That quickly went out the window.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it really did.

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<v Speaker 2>But I feel like as time has progressed that rule

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<v Speaker 2>of boundary that we set about not peeling in front

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<v Speaker 2>of one it's slowly become quite blur.

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<v Speaker 1>This is one hundred percent turning into a Daily Mail article,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know what, Just so you guys understand what

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<v Speaker 1>just happened. Before we press record, I said to Matt, oh, babe,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you want to talk about before we get

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<v Speaker 1>into unpacking the episodes? And Matt goes, I've got something.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got something, And I said, how about you just

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<v Speaker 1>let me know what that is before we start recording?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, No, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>And he goes, no, no, no. I'll just ask you on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast, and that's the question.

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<v Speaker 2>And I take it from the tone of your voice

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<v Speaker 2>you are thrilled by the topic. Have I done good?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You happy? Great? Thank you for opening that up. What

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<v Speaker 1>was the actual point of the question and where did

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<v Speaker 1>you want to go with the question?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just think it's funny that we haven't really

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<v Speaker 2>sit down with one another and spoken about the fact

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<v Speaker 2>that we are now progressing. We are now flirting, stepping

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<v Speaker 2>over that line of pulling in front of one another.

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<v Speaker 1>We absolutely are not you opening the door. Is the

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<v Speaker 1>only person stepping over the line?

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<v Speaker 3>Is you?

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<v Speaker 1>If I close the door to go to the toilet

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<v Speaker 1>and you come in open it to have a chat,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, how about the fact that I would say

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<v Speaker 2>it's about fifty percent of the time right now that

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<v Speaker 2>you will go to the toilet and be like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not there's no time on paper. So then I open

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<v Speaker 2>the door and I throw it to you. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>also like, well, whilst I'm here standing in the doorway,

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<v Speaker 2>I may as well have a quick chat with you.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you're like close a job.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a big shit. Absolutely not. Can we just get

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<v Speaker 1>into the recaps?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's coming out right there. Close the door, stop

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<v Speaker 2>looking at me, and the next thing, the kids are

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<v Speaker 2>in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Fast, Get out of the fucking bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>This is where we're at right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you wonder why we don't have sex anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get into the episode, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>So this week the Bachelor did is dirty again. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought that he had seen the US end of double

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<v Speaker 1>dumping episodes back there.

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<v Speaker 2>With us, Thank you double dumping. I love where you're

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<v Speaker 2>going with it. This is great. Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys remember that week where the Kinky Captain just

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<v Speaker 1>busted out two back to back episodes and Matt and

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<v Speaker 1>I were delirious on absolutely no sleep trying to record. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's happened again, and look, I'm not happy about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not happy about it at all.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened last week? It was the soccer match. The

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<v Speaker 2>soccer match has completely thrown the schedule out the window

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<v Speaker 2>and we're now feeling the brunt of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. I kind of thought maybe maybe because the ratings

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<v Speaker 1>aren't great, they were trying to speed through a few

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<v Speaker 1>more episodes. But you just think that they're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>catch back up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I reckon, it's all to do with the soccer,

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<v Speaker 2>I think, But yeah, it's it's a shame, but I

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<v Speaker 2>think what we must have? What two weeks to go?

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<v Speaker 2>So we are now very much on the home straight.

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<v Speaker 2>Before we know it, it'll be over and we'll be

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<v Speaker 2>wondering who's going to be the Bachelor for next year?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? Is it two weeks to go or one week

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<v Speaker 1>to go?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's like this week and next week. That's pretty

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<v Speaker 2>mu it right, there's like four people going into hometowns,

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<v Speaker 2>so then it'll be three then too. Yeah, next week

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<v Speaker 2>is the final week.

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<v Speaker 1>But there was a lot that happened on these episodes,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's because there were three of them. We are

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<v Speaker 1>unpacking episode eight, nine and ten. Jesus down Chicken, do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to start with number eight? Episode number eight?

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<v Speaker 2>So this date starts off with Holly, and if you

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<v Speaker 2>cast our minds back to the last episode that we watched,

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<v Speaker 2>she had the extra time after my degras, So I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, well, this is going to go really well.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, she's like got a confidence back, she's got

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<v Speaker 2>pizaz and as soon as they get together, instantly you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my gosh, these guys have the most amazing chemistry.

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<v Speaker 2>The conversation is just so free flowing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I thought we can weave them together.

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<v Speaker 2>Love that yeah, most of our stories yeah yeah together

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<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they have a lot to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, come on, come on, yeah. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>reckon they're doing that on purpose?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember back though, on their very first single date,

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<v Speaker 1>how they were nervous and they used the word nervous

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<v Speaker 1>over and over, But like, I'm so nervous? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>never so I'm nervous? Maybe we need to put a

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<v Speaker 1>grab in here of all the nervous times.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you the editor? Do you reckon that they are

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<v Speaker 2>stitching them up here? Surely? Surely? Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon that they I think that they have this

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<v Speaker 1>obviously nervous energy. You know how sometimes when you meet

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<v Speaker 1>someone you've got great chemistry and like you obviously click.

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<v Speaker 1>Even sometimes when I watch it all, when I have

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<v Speaker 1>watched our dates back, I said, like four hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>fifty two times, you remember, Punky made like a reel,

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<v Speaker 1>made like a real Punky made a reel of our date,

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<v Speaker 1>and me just repetitively saying like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Do, say like an awful lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you notice I said like that many times?

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking to myself, if this girl can't stop

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<v Speaker 2>saying that word so many times, and she's going to

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<v Speaker 2>go number two.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it was really hard.

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<v Speaker 2>That should have been the Jeopardy with you as cuts

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<v Speaker 2>to you going like it's just like, I really like

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<v Speaker 2>nice guy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my filler word. I can't help it, Like is

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<v Speaker 1>my filler word? Every time I hear myself say it

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<v Speaker 1>back on a record, I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I tried dating you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, I'm sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Today, this state is lovely. This date is really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>They're so lovely. Okay, they have a really nice date.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very sentimental. There's an indigenous woman who is there.

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<v Speaker 1>She lives off country and she is teaching brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Holly how to weave fibers. So they've got natural fibers

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<v Speaker 1>from Brooks country. They've got natural fibers from Holly's country,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're gonna weave them together, their stories intertwining. When

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<v Speaker 1>too big cover.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean production love like a net. Here we go, alright,

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<v Speaker 2>let me know when you're finished.

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<v Speaker 1>They love to Maybe I'll seduce you with that later on.

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<v Speaker 2>Will never ever ever seduce me at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well you can't say I didn't try.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodness meek, but okay, date concept fantastic, great on paper,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just brilliant. There's so much depth to this, As

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<v Speaker 2>you mentioned, very sentimental. Issue is in execution, like nothing

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<v Speaker 2>really happens. I mean, hey, let's be fair. The bracelets

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<v Speaker 2>they make for each other, they're quite nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say there are very few things like

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<v Speaker 1>watching someone try and paint a picture, for example. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a boring thing to do. It's a boring activity to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>Watching someone make a basket is it particularly boring activity

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<v Speaker 1>to watch? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>But I think it comes down to the people. I

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<v Speaker 2>think doesn't matter what the activity is. If the two

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<v Speaker 2>people have great chemistry, they'll make it work and it'll

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<v Speaker 2>be entertaining. I just don't think that Holy and Brook,

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<v Speaker 2>whilst they're really bloody lovely together, they just don't have

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<v Speaker 2>this incredible chemistry.

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<v Speaker 1>Well maybe they have it, maybe they have chemistry, but

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<v Speaker 1>the chemistry is just not entertaining chemistry to watch like.

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<v Speaker 1>It is very pleasant, it is very lovely, but there's

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<v Speaker 1>no banter, there's no humor, and I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>watch pleasant people be pleasant on TV.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really lucky that you came on this day. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So the person I'm really sorry for is the indigenous

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<v Speaker 2>woman who's teaching them to make the baskets.

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<v Speaker 1>She's still sitting there half a meter away watching on,

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<v Speaker 1>being like, what do I do with my hands? Right now?

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<v Speaker 2>She's made like nine baskets. Just trying to occupy yourself

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<v Speaker 2>while these two just tell each other how amazing they are.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this is what always happens though, right that there's

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<v Speaker 1>always some instructor or somebody like the love coach or

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<v Speaker 1>the lie detect There's always someone just standing there but

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<v Speaker 1>really close by, watching on. They don't leave, They're there

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<v Speaker 1>for the whole activity. It's bloody weird.

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<v Speaker 2>So when we had that on my season, it's because

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<v Speaker 2>I requested it.

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<v Speaker 1>What was who was on our season? Oh? Oh the

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<v Speaker 1>fortune Teller?

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<v Speaker 2>That was it? That was a joke. You missed it?

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<v Speaker 1>You wanted someone's staying in the room watching us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I didn't find that funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it now.

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<v Speaker 2>But because I'm made them watch and Laura is like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, who did we have, Matt? Why is the

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<v Speaker 2>gardener in the bedroom? Kiss me?

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<v Speaker 1>We have that one poison Ivy Vine that he's there

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<v Speaker 1>to tend anyway. Look like we said, they're incredibly pleasant.

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<v Speaker 1>They're very complimentary to each other.

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<v Speaker 2>I do have one complaint. What is it? No dancing?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh holy no dancing. D reckon. She did dance and

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<v Speaker 2>it was edited out.

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<v Speaker 1>They are so pleasant, they are so complimentary to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to leave you with this one little grab,

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<v Speaker 1>which just if Holly's not there at the finish line,

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<v Speaker 1>if she's not number two, I will eat my own shit. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I fair really smitten. If I'm honest, I am Brooks

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<v Speaker 1>Lady in Red.

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<v Speaker 3>No one else's.

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<v Speaker 1>Just kiss you all day. It's like, it's like kidding you,

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<v Speaker 1>like next level. It's crazy, like a little angel. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got three episodes to get through tonight, so let's

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<v Speaker 1>get into the group date.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a bloody weird group date. Why are there

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<v Speaker 1>three kids there?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's weird. I think there were more than three kids.

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<v Speaker 1>No, there were three kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear there were more than just three.

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<v Speaker 1>I only saw three.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody got paired up with a kid, didn't they?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Fucked? Were you watching the show? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I glanced ove, and all of a sudden.

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<v Speaker 1>I was on his phone for like this whole section.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were taking notes. There were three kids.

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<v Speaker 1>They're in teams, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Got you? Got you okay? And was there any kind

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<v Speaker 2>of background as to why there were kids there? Because

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<v Speaker 2>we had a group date where we went to a

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<v Speaker 2>daycare I think it was. And the reason we had

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<v Speaker 2>the kids there is because I wanted to be a dad.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was testing out you girls to see what

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<v Speaker 2>you were like with kids, to see who was, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>motherly enough to raise my children.

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<v Speaker 1>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like breastfeed the children, We'll see who I can impregnate.

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<v Speaker 1>I will never forget that group date because basically what

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<v Speaker 1>happened was it was a kid's like daycare center. All

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<v Speaker 1>of us girls had to go. There was like seven

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<v Speaker 1>of us girls who were there.

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<v Speaker 2>You were quite rude to your kids. I remember it

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<v Speaker 2>was at one point Laura was like yanking her on

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<v Speaker 2>her arm and the kid was crying and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh God, Laura, come on, turn this around.

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<v Speaker 1>The starters. My kid was a boy and his name

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<v Speaker 1>was Alix and no.

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<v Speaker 2>So all remember our dates so well, don't I.

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<v Speaker 1>Each kid had to choose which girl they wanted, and unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>two of the children chose Leah, which meant that no

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<v Speaker 1>child chose me. I was just the one standing at

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<v Speaker 1>there at the end. The reason why I wasn't chosen

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<v Speaker 1>by a child, Thank you, Matthew Johnson, is because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't force any of them into liking me, whereas the

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<v Speaker 1>other girls did.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you keep telling yourself that, Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a good mother.

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<v Speaker 2>You are a very good mother, although I was concerned

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<v Speaker 2>back in the day. Okay, today's challenge is they are

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<v Speaker 2>going to do different kinds of races and activities with

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<v Speaker 2>the kids to see who's not necessarily the fastest or

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<v Speaker 2>the best, but who's having the most fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did the three children come from?

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<v Speaker 2>Though?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I want to know, And they productions kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear were five kids, Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>There's three. It was Okay, if I'm about this, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>also eat my own shit. No, but I'm sure there

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<v Speaker 1>was three three teams.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they kind of just shoehorned in the kids into this. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>didn't really Like there's always some kind of tenuous link

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<v Speaker 2>to the activity, like the concept of a group date

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<v Speaker 2>and like tying it back to something that's meaningful towards brook.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's usually tied back to a sponsor, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it's tied back to Brooks. So I'm just wondering

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<v Speaker 1>whether a daycare or someone is bringing you this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Because Mitsubishi kas are super family friendly, hence hence the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I felt really sorry for Luca because he'd been given

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of a dud child.

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<v Speaker 1>He just got the youngest kid who was a bit slow.

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<v Speaker 2>Very slowly. You'd be filthy if you're Luca, wouldn't you.

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<v Speaker 1>The other two.

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<v Speaker 5>Teams are going so fast, but Jacob's just going on

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<v Speaker 5>his own pace. Slow, hands, steady, Yes, Jacob, you are

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<v Speaker 5>smashing It came back, had the biggest smile on his face.

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<v Speaker 5>He got over the line, and you know that's all

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<v Speaker 5>the counts.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, I feel sorry for Luca, poor guy. It's

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<v Speaker 2>been given the slowest kid out of all three or five.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's not get into details about how many kids there were.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure he just wants to get that spoon and

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<v Speaker 2>give that child a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Tap, a little whip, like is a little horse that

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<v Speaker 1>was good things not weird. I don't think he can

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<v Speaker 1>smack somebody else's kid. I don't even think he can

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<v Speaker 1>smack your own kid anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm quite positive you can't. You can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad we had that conversation right now. Anyway, do

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<v Speaker 1>you know who would also like to get amongst the

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<v Speaker 1>Smacking's that Millie. It's just got so weird, Millie. Millie

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<v Speaker 1>is taking this game away too seriously. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't blame it though.

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<v Speaker 2>For anyone who didn't watch the episode, there's one game

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<v Speaker 2>where everybody has a ring in front of them and

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<v Speaker 2>they have a number of balls. You then have to

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<v Speaker 2>run and chase get the balls from somebody else's ring

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<v Speaker 2>and put it in your own ring. And then Millie

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<v Speaker 2>is there like fly kicking children.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like a little boy who's just trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>one of the balls, and the other people are like, Milly,

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<v Speaker 1>just let him have a ball. He gets crying in

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<v Speaker 1>the corner because no one will play with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids like can I have a ball? And Milli's like,

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<v Speaker 2>get out of here. Kid.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole purpose of this group date is supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be not about winning, so brook says, it's supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be about finding the joy in the game and the competition. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>winning is fun as long as it doesn't overshadow the

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<v Speaker 1>spirit of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but not if you're Milli. If you're Milli, you

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<v Speaker 2>can be as competitive as you want. Milly, let him

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<v Speaker 2>get on, Milly, Milly, Milly, Millie.

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<v Speaker 1>Let anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I don't mind Millie's competitive streak.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like the editors should have just done a

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<v Speaker 1>little sweep over this, Like there was a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>an inconsistency happening here in regards to like how the

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<v Speaker 1>date was supposed to play out, Like it was supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be about the spirit of the game. But then

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke was saying, but it's okay if Millie's competitive, and

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<v Speaker 1>then Kurt got the extra time because he was really

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<v Speaker 1>good with the kids. The whole thing just didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>very good structure. Yeah, it is what I'm going to say.

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<v Speaker 2>It was messy, and I want to put blame on

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<v Speaker 2>Asher as well, who was mediating this game. He should

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<v Speaker 2>have stepped in, I mean, want to be fair. He

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<v Speaker 2>was trying to give people like ten second penalties, which

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<v Speaker 2>didn't really have any effect at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he was the referee, but he's also just usher.

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<v Speaker 1>But I want to ask, how much do you think

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<v Speaker 1>this date would have cost?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh like five grand five.

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<v Speaker 1>Thousand dollars for what it was two haula hoops and

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<v Speaker 1>ten balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Put an e and spoon rays. He put me on

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<v Speaker 2>the spot. They had had to hire the field, didn't they.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's going to be a couple of grand Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe maybe three hundred bucks if that two hundred bucks

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<v Speaker 2>from cam Ut.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's a good thing that no one's watching, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you ask?

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<v Speaker 1>Because, like, I mean, what happened? What happened to the budgets?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened to like the grandiose states? Where are they Bachelor?

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<v Speaker 1>We missed them? Where's my helicopter?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah there was, Yeah, there's my boat. It was lacking, definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>Do people really want that? Do they want to watch that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>They do want to watch that, don't they.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure that's exactly what people want to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>Otherwise you can just go down to the soccer field

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<v Speaker 1>and watch a couple of people kick a ball around.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess what they are still doing though, which is

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<v Speaker 2>nice is that after you know, the group date, they

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<v Speaker 2>do have that extended session. So this time it was Kurt,

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<v Speaker 2>so he gets to have like a little sit down.

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<v Speaker 2>They have a beautiful setup in a cushions a seat.

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<v Speaker 2>They're wening crystal glasses and some wine.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's exactly what they always do after every date

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<v Speaker 1>on The Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 2>That's impressive, was it not?

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<v Speaker 6>Not really?

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, just like cute intimacy time, but Kirk got the

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<v Speaker 1>extra time after the group date.

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<v Speaker 2>Tim two point oh? Who would have thought that Tim

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<v Speaker 2>two point would have been good with kids?

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<v Speaker 1>He's actually like a little closet sweetheart. I love Tim

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<v Speaker 1>two point oh. He's better than the Tim one point oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Who I completely agree?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Timm, if you're listening, you're definitely not listening.

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<v Speaker 2>He does get quite nervous, though, don't you think when

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<v Speaker 2>he gets a loane time with Brooke? Bless his cotton.

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<v Speaker 1>Socks for somebody who is quite quiet and reserved when

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<v Speaker 1>it's in the group date setting. He definitely doesn't hold

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<v Speaker 1>back when he is on one on one time. Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to She wanted to the surface a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more, because realistically, Tim two point zero and Brook

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<v Speaker 1>have not spent very much time together. They've probably had

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<v Speaker 1>the least amount of time out of everyone so far.

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<v Speaker 2>Has he had a single date.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's only had a group extension.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, he's gone yeah, see mate, dead man walking to

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<v Speaker 2>your thoughts on marriage?

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<v Speaker 3>I do want to get married. I want my partner

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<v Speaker 3>to know that I'm in it for her, and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>in it because you know, I want to be there

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<v Speaker 3>for everything that goes wrong. I want to be there

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<v Speaker 3>for everything that goes wrong, and I want her to

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<v Speaker 3>know that I'm truly in love with her. And I

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<v Speaker 3>know you don't need probably manage to do that. But

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<v Speaker 3>you know, things like your vows I think are pretty special.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think at this point Brook is just sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there like fucking please stop speaking?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, in that position, it's great because you're really exhausted.

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<v Speaker 2>You've had a really long, hard day. So to sit

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<v Speaker 2>down with somebody who can just talk and talk and

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<v Speaker 2>talk and talk. Ah, it's great.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like she's like, what are your thoughts on marriage expecting? Like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I love to get married one day and settled out

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<v Speaker 1>and have some kids. And then Tim two point oho

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<v Speaker 1>dives into a five minute monologue that production had to cuts.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like, we don't have enough time. We've got

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<v Speaker 1>one hour for this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's the dream, because you know those sit downs

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<v Speaker 2>are only like ten or fifteen minutes maybe twenty minutes

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<v Speaker 2>at the most. So if Tim two point oh just

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<v Speaker 2>eats up all that time answering two questions, it's game over.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you get to go home and go to bed.

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<v Speaker 1>But he seems like genuinely so into Brook at this

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<v Speaker 1>point of time, like he seems like he's really invested.

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<v Speaker 1>But they've had no time. Yeah, you don't reckon he is.

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<v Speaker 2>Nah, I'm not feeling it, you know, not feeling it

0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:39.840
<v Speaker 2>at or sorry Tim two point oh, Hey, this cocktail party,

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<v Speaker 2>very stressful situation, Laura. Everyone's quite high strung.

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<v Speaker 1>Or where Krening or karning? Which one?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Careering?

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<v Speaker 1>Careering? Orkrening careering? Are they not interchangeable?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Cool, all right, let's google that. After this,

0:19:58.320 --> 0:20:02.520
<v Speaker 1>they are heading eight four hometowns, so everyone's bringing out

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<v Speaker 1>the big guns of big stops.

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<v Speaker 2>You will, Yeah, okay, let's roll with. Everybody was pulling

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<v Speaker 2>out all the stops to try and press Brook to

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<v Speaker 2>get the final single date. Who do you think was

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<v Speaker 2>the most impressive. Let's just remind everybody that Luca I.

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<v Speaker 1>Really enjoy this. Because Matt rechecked back into the episode

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<v Speaker 1>at this point and started taking notes, so he knows

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the only part of the episode I've paid

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<v Speaker 2>close attention to. All Right, So Laura, let's go through everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Luca had a model jet plane and also some picks.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the jet plane supposed to represent?

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<v Speaker 2>Because their date was on a jet plane? Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>you have a go with me for not paying attention

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus so.

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<v Speaker 1>Long in the past. I mean, Luke, we all know

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<v Speaker 1>Luca's going home and what.

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<v Speaker 2>Was the jet plane meaning? Because that's what they flew

0:20:49.440 --> 0:20:53.440
<v Speaker 2>on on their first date. Okay, So Millie had sang

0:20:53.480 --> 0:20:57.720
<v Speaker 2>Gria because she has Spanish, you know, family heritage.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised she didn't bring the paramount logo and a

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<v Speaker 1>key ring.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like that one. Jamie Lee writes a letter.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Jamie Lee, give up Skiver.

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<v Speaker 2>She just pouring out heart and soul into every little

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<v Speaker 2>interaction that she has with Brooks.

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<v Speaker 1>She really is, isn't she? Like every single time she

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<v Speaker 1>gets to spend five minutes with brook she's just like,

0:21:20.880 --> 0:21:23.760
<v Speaker 1>please love me, the poor thing. But like, she's done

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<v Speaker 1>a letter. The opening night was a letter. She's made

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<v Speaker 1>a photo album, she's written another letter. Like I just

0:21:29.359 --> 0:21:32.439
<v Speaker 1>feel like if Brook doesn't know how Jamie Lee feels.

0:21:32.600 --> 0:21:36.320
<v Speaker 1>Yet there isn't no ambiguity around how Jamie Lee feels.

0:21:36.480 --> 0:21:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Brook is well and truly aware. But you know when

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<v Speaker 1>you get I mean like, I'm sure everybody's experienced this,

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<v Speaker 1>but where you kind of like someone like you think like, oh, exploring,

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<v Speaker 1>like how this is going to be, But then they

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<v Speaker 1>come on so strong and so hard that you're like, wow,

0:21:51.119 --> 0:21:52.639
<v Speaker 1>it's a bit too much. Do you don't feel like

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<v Speaker 1>it's happened to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think Jamie Lee is the stage five? Then?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, do you think she's getting stage five edit a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit?

0:21:59.320 --> 0:22:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but she's like a low key stage five, like just.

0:22:02.560 --> 0:22:06.439
<v Speaker 1>Like a chill stage because I stage four, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Stage three and a half. Let's let's be fair. Whenever

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<v Speaker 2>I watched Jamie Lee, I do really think like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>rooting for her.

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<v Speaker 1>I am, But I also continuously asked the question of like,

0:22:15.960 --> 0:22:18.000
<v Speaker 1>why didn't you just send her a text message in

0:22:18.080 --> 0:22:21.440
<v Speaker 1>the outside world, like you know how the Bachelor series works.

0:22:21.520 --> 0:22:23.359
<v Speaker 1>Why did you wait until she was on the show

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<v Speaker 1>to apply through producers to get on a show again

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<v Speaker 1>to then tell your friend that you love your friend?

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't you have just done that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like, I completely agree my text. Let's talk about Will,

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<v Speaker 2>the guy the mustache. A lot of people probably don't know.

0:22:36.440 --> 0:22:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Who Will is. Will is very ripped, ripped Will, but

0:22:41.200 --> 0:22:44.840
<v Speaker 1>he gave a ring. Will was the intruder. He's extremely ripped,

0:22:44.920 --> 0:22:47.080
<v Speaker 1>has very little body fat, and I think it rings

0:22:47.080 --> 0:22:50.159
<v Speaker 1>any bells. I think there we go very irrelevant. I mean,

0:22:50.200 --> 0:22:51.920
<v Speaker 1>he's got a mustache. You've got a mustache.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he said a total of about eight words

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<v Speaker 2>so far across the season.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not surprising that he goes home tonight Conrad.

0:23:01.080 --> 0:23:02.320
<v Speaker 2>Conrad also gives jewelry.

0:23:02.720 --> 0:23:05.560
<v Speaker 1>Also not surprising, Conrad has great painted nails tonight though

0:23:05.640 --> 0:23:08.160
<v Speaker 1>boy girl colors. They have a cute little conversation about

0:23:08.160 --> 0:23:10.679
<v Speaker 1>how many kids they want love that, whether they're going

0:23:10.720 --> 0:23:12.600
<v Speaker 1>to call them, all that sort of stuff. I like Conrad,

0:23:12.680 --> 0:23:13.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's my favorite now.

0:23:13.960 --> 0:23:18.080
<v Speaker 2>And David. He organizes the delivery of some flowers, but

0:23:18.160 --> 0:23:20.040
<v Speaker 2>he doesn't give them himself. He gets like one of

0:23:20.040 --> 0:23:22.480
<v Speaker 2>the weight staff to deliver it anonymously.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it makes it very easy when everybody

0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:28.320
<v Speaker 1>else has already done some sort of like thing. Every

0:23:28.400 --> 0:23:31.240
<v Speaker 1>other person's gotten up and done some gesture, and then

0:23:31.400 --> 0:23:34.320
<v Speaker 1>David's the only one who hasn't, But then an anonymous

0:23:34.359 --> 0:23:37.119
<v Speaker 1>bunch of flowers rocks up. It also seems that David

0:23:37.160 --> 0:23:41.000
<v Speaker 1>has completely forgotten the point of the Bachelor. He's forgotten

0:23:41.040 --> 0:23:42.399
<v Speaker 1>how this whole thing works.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to get you something.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like you've been giving us everything.

0:23:46.880 --> 0:23:50.040
<v Speaker 2>You've been taking him on dates, You've been giving roses. Okay,

0:23:50.040 --> 0:23:52.080
<v Speaker 2>do you know what my gripe is, Laura with the

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<v Speaker 2>flowers and Darvid what it's the fact that he wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>have had to do anything, anything at all, to organize

0:24:00.240 --> 0:24:02.440
<v Speaker 2>the delivery of these flowers. Like all he would have

0:24:02.480 --> 0:24:04.880
<v Speaker 2>had to have done is go to production and say

0:24:05.000 --> 0:24:07.760
<v Speaker 2>I want a big bouquet of flowers. Production would have said,

0:24:07.760 --> 0:24:10.440
<v Speaker 2>we have two hundred dollars to spend. He would have said, great.

0:24:10.640 --> 0:24:12.560
<v Speaker 1>Make them a white bunch with a bit of green

0:24:12.640 --> 0:24:13.480
<v Speaker 1>in it. That is it.

0:24:13.760 --> 0:24:15.880
<v Speaker 2>There is nothing romantic about that at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know it's so funny that you say this

0:24:17.600 --> 0:24:20.000
<v Speaker 1>and so for anybody like so that you know kind

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<v Speaker 1>of how these things work. Anything that you want brought

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<v Speaker 1>into a cocktail party or any sort of like activity

0:24:25.600 --> 0:24:27.880
<v Speaker 1>that you want to do with the Bachelor or the bachelorette.

0:24:28.400 --> 0:24:30.800
<v Speaker 1>You have to organize it through production because you don't

0:24:30.880 --> 0:24:32.840
<v Speaker 1>have the you don't have access to the internet. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not like David was just getting up on like flowers

0:24:35.520 --> 0:24:38.600
<v Speaker 1>now on same day delivery, like he couldn't he couldn't

0:24:38.680 --> 0:24:40.760
<v Speaker 1>order them. So I think what's happened at this cocktail

0:24:40.840 --> 0:24:43.560
<v Speaker 1>party is that the contestants have been told that they

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<v Speaker 1>have to organize an activity, that every single one of

0:24:46.000 --> 0:24:48.440
<v Speaker 1>them had to show up with something ready to go.

0:24:48.640 --> 0:24:51.000
<v Speaker 1>That was like the purpose of the cocktail party. And

0:24:51.200 --> 0:24:53.400
<v Speaker 1>so when you think about it, out of all of them,

0:24:53.760 --> 0:24:55.920
<v Speaker 1>David kind of did the least, like having a bunch

0:24:55.960 --> 0:24:58.520
<v Speaker 1>of flowers rock up that's been put together by an

0:24:58.560 --> 0:25:01.840
<v Speaker 1>external company, that's been all by production. On your behalf,

0:25:02.480 --> 0:25:05.520
<v Speaker 1>it's the least amount of effort out of everybody else,

0:25:05.560 --> 0:25:08.040
<v Speaker 1>Like Jamie Lee wrote a letter that takes time that's

0:25:08.119 --> 0:25:11.119
<v Speaker 1>heartfelt's and getting like a necklace with a rose on

0:25:11.119 --> 0:25:13.520
<v Speaker 1>it or whatever it was that Conrad gave, like all

0:25:13.600 --> 0:25:15.960
<v Speaker 1>of the other things had a little bit more sentimentality

0:25:16.040 --> 0:25:18.080
<v Speaker 1>to it. And then he's dark and he's like, oh, yeah,

0:25:18.240 --> 0:25:19.560
<v Speaker 1>we had a five got some flowers.

0:25:19.720 --> 0:25:21.560
<v Speaker 2>He didn't even run a card with his name on it.

0:25:21.640 --> 0:25:25.240
<v Speaker 1>It was just like anonymous yeah, from a secret admirer. Anyway,

0:25:25.400 --> 0:25:27.360
<v Speaker 1>Davia got the rose, he got the next single date

0:25:27.680 --> 0:25:28.080
<v Speaker 1>coming up.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you tell we're a bit bitter about it? Doesn't

0:25:32.480 --> 0:25:33.200
<v Speaker 2>make any sense.

0:25:33.720 --> 0:25:36.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm like a I'm a Conrad convert. That's why I know.

0:25:36.600 --> 0:25:36.760
<v Speaker 3>I know.

0:25:36.880 --> 0:25:40.320
<v Speaker 2>Whenever Conrad doesn't get extra time or a date, I'm

0:25:40.359 --> 0:25:43.480
<v Speaker 2>there like flipping the coffee table, I'm throwing glasses against

0:25:43.480 --> 0:25:44.359
<v Speaker 2>the wall. I'm annoyed.

0:25:44.600 --> 0:25:46.920
<v Speaker 1>I also just think like Conrad's a little bit of

0:25:46.920 --> 0:25:48.920
<v Speaker 1>a sulker, Like if he doesn't get a date with

0:25:49.000 --> 0:25:51.200
<v Speaker 1>Brook or if someone else gets chosen, he like he

0:25:51.359 --> 0:25:53.399
<v Speaker 1>just like low key sulks. But it's kind of cute.

0:25:53.440 --> 0:25:55.240
<v Speaker 2>He's like a sad little puppy that you just want

0:25:55.280 --> 0:25:58.320
<v Speaker 2>to cuddle. Let's talk about the fact that Luca went home,

0:25:58.359 --> 0:25:59.600
<v Speaker 2>which I thought was quite surprising.

0:26:00.119 --> 0:26:02.960
<v Speaker 1>I didn't I wasn't vibing them together. I kind of

0:26:03.040 --> 0:26:06.240
<v Speaker 1>thought Will and Luc are going home. I'm not surprised.

0:26:06.359 --> 0:26:08.639
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, the reason why I find it surprising we

0:26:08.760 --> 0:26:10.439
<v Speaker 2>didn't buy it. But at the same time, when they

0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:12.480
<v Speaker 2>had their single date, Rooke was like, oh my god,

0:26:12.520 --> 0:26:14.600
<v Speaker 2>I see such a future with him. He's so incredible.

0:26:14.640 --> 0:26:16.600
<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to see where this goes. And then

0:26:16.720 --> 0:26:17.720
<v Speaker 2>a week later he's.

0:26:17.560 --> 0:26:21.399
<v Speaker 1>Gone, no, we know that intruders never win.

0:26:21.840 --> 0:26:23.920
<v Speaker 2>We said that, we said that they never do, and

0:26:24.240 --> 0:26:25.760
<v Speaker 2>Ripped Will also went.

0:26:25.680 --> 0:26:29.920
<v Speaker 1>Home absolutely no surprise to anyone after seven words. Let's

0:26:29.920 --> 0:26:35.760
<v Speaker 1>get into episodes. Okay, episode number nine now, episode number nine, Oh,

0:26:35.840 --> 0:26:38.359
<v Speaker 1>the cheeky little Devil's try and throw a spanner in

0:26:38.400 --> 0:26:40.720
<v Speaker 1>the works with us here, and by that, they're shaking

0:26:40.800 --> 0:26:43.399
<v Speaker 1>things up and mixing it down because we don't have

0:26:43.600 --> 0:26:46.160
<v Speaker 1>a single date to start. We're starting with a group date.

0:26:46.760 --> 0:26:49.399
<v Speaker 2>I love the fact that this is a point that

0:26:49.560 --> 0:26:50.639
<v Speaker 2>you really focused on.

0:26:50.840 --> 0:26:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Like everything else has been so boring, so the change

0:26:53.880 --> 0:26:55.080
<v Speaker 1>was really refreshing for me.

0:26:55.520 --> 0:26:57.440
<v Speaker 2>It didn't mean anything to me, and you grab me

0:26:57.440 --> 0:27:00.119
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, oh my gosh. I was thinking, what

0:27:00.240 --> 0:27:03.320
<v Speaker 2>is it, Laura. They started this episode.

0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:05.960
<v Speaker 1>On a group date, so they're really trying to do

0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:08.480
<v Speaker 1>something for the ratings here quick.

0:27:08.560 --> 0:27:10.320
<v Speaker 2>What can we do flip the dates around?

0:27:11.320 --> 0:27:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, they've gotten rid of the date cards and instead

0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:16.199
<v Speaker 1>of the date cards, we'll just mix the dates up anyway.

0:27:16.880 --> 0:27:19.840
<v Speaker 1>This group date, we're doing a live drawing class, because

0:27:19.840 --> 0:27:23.480
<v Speaker 1>if basketmaking wasn't boring enough, watching some people draw someone

0:27:23.680 --> 0:27:28.359
<v Speaker 1>certainly is. So Brook is going to be the life model.

0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:30.760
<v Speaker 1>She is the one who's going to be nude sitting

0:27:30.840 --> 0:27:34.040
<v Speaker 1>there whilst everybody sits around her and paints. But they're

0:27:34.080 --> 0:27:36.359
<v Speaker 1>going deep, like they do in every episode at the moment,

0:27:36.680 --> 0:27:38.600
<v Speaker 1>they're getting really conceptual.

0:27:38.320 --> 0:27:42.520
<v Speaker 2>Because they're not painting Brook literally, they're painting what she

0:27:42.720 --> 0:27:44.720
<v Speaker 2>represents inside and out.

0:27:45.480 --> 0:27:47.720
<v Speaker 1>It's a metaphor for who Brook is.

0:27:48.280 --> 0:27:51.080
<v Speaker 2>Getting deep so okay.

0:27:51.200 --> 0:27:54.200
<v Speaker 1>The one thing about this is that Brook is very

0:27:54.400 --> 0:27:58.640
<v Speaker 1>nervous about being naked in front of all of the contestants.

0:27:58.800 --> 0:28:01.919
<v Speaker 2>Well was didn't She just so nervous There was there

0:28:01.960 --> 0:28:04.440
<v Speaker 2>was a point where the makeup artist came out, gave

0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:06.440
<v Speaker 2>her a little touch up, parted her on the nose.

0:28:06.920 --> 0:28:09.439
<v Speaker 2>She goes, Brookie, Brookie, you're gonna be okay, and then

0:28:09.520 --> 0:28:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Brooke says, yeah, the nerves are really starting to show.

0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:16.080
<v Speaker 1>So I at this point thought that she must be

0:28:16.160 --> 0:28:17.520
<v Speaker 1>getting a little bit more bound.

0:28:17.640 --> 0:28:20.239
<v Speaker 2>She got well where yeah, I thought she was going

0:28:20.320 --> 0:28:21.600
<v Speaker 2>to go full nude.

0:28:21.640 --> 0:28:24.600
<v Speaker 1>Like full nude, that's what live drawing is, full nude.

0:28:24.520 --> 0:28:29.200
<v Speaker 2>Like Kiaren Stott that times. Remember, yes, he came in, someone.

0:28:29.080 --> 0:28:33.280
<v Speaker 1>Bring back Kiri. I never thought i'd say that, fuck,

0:28:33.920 --> 0:28:36.080
<v Speaker 1>can someone give him the call up? Where's he when

0:28:36.119 --> 0:28:36.679
<v Speaker 1>you need him?

0:28:37.200 --> 0:28:39.240
<v Speaker 2>So she did it quite tastefully.

0:28:39.800 --> 0:28:42.680
<v Speaker 1>She wasn't nude. She was wrapped in a bed like

0:28:42.840 --> 0:28:44.800
<v Speaker 1>literally in like a king sized doner.

0:28:45.320 --> 0:28:45.560
<v Speaker 5>It was.

0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:48.240
<v Speaker 2>She was quite covered up, wasn't she, Which is like, which.

0:28:48.120 --> 0:28:50.160
<v Speaker 1>Is fine totally, but I mean, like, I think that

0:28:50.240 --> 0:28:52.360
<v Speaker 1>it was very much hammed up. I would say that

0:28:52.840 --> 0:28:55.400
<v Speaker 1>Brook has worn less two cocktail parties than what she

0:28:55.480 --> 0:28:57.960
<v Speaker 1>has worn at the live drawing cloth.

0:28:58.120 --> 0:29:00.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean a mini skirt is more revealing than that.

0:29:01.160 --> 0:29:03.400
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, the only thing that you could see for anybody,

0:29:03.400 --> 0:29:05.040
<v Speaker 1>if you haven't seen the episode and you're relying on

0:29:05.160 --> 0:29:07.200
<v Speaker 1>us to recap, the only thing that you could see

0:29:07.240 --> 0:29:12.280
<v Speaker 1>of Brook was her shoulder, her declotage, the colotage declotage,

0:29:12.600 --> 0:29:14.720
<v Speaker 1>and you could see part of her back. So it

0:29:14.800 --> 0:29:18.640
<v Speaker 1>was kind of like the drape sheet red thing like Saturin.

0:29:18.720 --> 0:29:21.080
<v Speaker 1>It was very paint me like one of your French girls,

0:29:21.360 --> 0:29:24.040
<v Speaker 1>but it was extremely modest, Like, I don't think it

0:29:24.160 --> 0:29:26.680
<v Speaker 1>was very revealing at all. Do you know that I

0:29:26.760 --> 0:29:29.400
<v Speaker 1>once did live drawing. Did you really like I was

0:29:29.440 --> 0:29:31.640
<v Speaker 1>the live model in the live drawing class.

0:29:31.760 --> 0:29:33.920
<v Speaker 2>I've always wanted to know, like how long do you

0:29:34.040 --> 0:29:36.800
<v Speaker 2>have to stand or sit there? Like average time?

0:29:36.840 --> 0:29:37.000
<v Speaker 6>Wait?

0:29:37.200 --> 0:29:40.120
<v Speaker 1>How are you not more shocked? How was your question?

0:29:40.280 --> 0:29:40.320
<v Speaker 4>Like?

0:29:40.400 --> 0:29:41.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh, how long did you have to sit there for?

0:29:42.160 --> 0:29:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Like did you know this?

0:29:43.320 --> 0:29:43.360
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:29:43.480 --> 0:29:45.680
<v Speaker 2>I didn't, Well I knew that you did art at UNI,

0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:49.280
<v Speaker 2>so just assumed the artist had nude Yeah, well kind of.

0:29:49.760 --> 0:29:52.040
<v Speaker 1>So what happened was is like I'm like, I'm like

0:29:52.160 --> 0:29:54.000
<v Speaker 1>upset that you didn't ask for a questions.

0:29:54.560 --> 0:29:57.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I want to know how you know I'm getting there? Okay,

0:29:57.920 --> 0:29:58.360
<v Speaker 2>how long?

0:29:58.520 --> 0:29:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Wait?

0:29:58.680 --> 0:29:58.800
<v Speaker 5>Wait?

0:29:59.520 --> 0:30:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, god, Laura, that is that is crazy? Oh my goodness,

0:30:06.040 --> 0:30:08.640
<v Speaker 2>I had no idea. We've never spoken about this before.

0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:10.680
<v Speaker 1>They don't pay you much. I only got paid one

0:30:10.760 --> 0:30:12.080
<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty dollars. It wasn't worth it.

0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:14.320
<v Speaker 2>One hundred and fifty dollars. And why did you want

0:30:14.320 --> 0:30:14.600
<v Speaker 2>to do it?

0:30:15.120 --> 0:30:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Because I used to do live drawing classes Like that's

0:30:18.320 --> 0:30:20.280
<v Speaker 1>that's guys, this is going back a very long time ago.

0:30:20.440 --> 0:30:22.480
<v Speaker 1>I was an artist. That's where I thought I wanted

0:30:22.560 --> 0:30:25.000
<v Speaker 1>to be. And I moved to bar and Bay and

0:30:25.240 --> 0:30:28.120
<v Speaker 1>I was very poor. Yeah, I was studying to do

0:30:28.560 --> 0:30:30.640
<v Speaker 1>live drawing. That was my course I was doing. And

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:33.400
<v Speaker 1>it's really hard to find people who will be live models,

0:30:33.800 --> 0:30:36.520
<v Speaker 1>and so we were always short of live models for

0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:39.200
<v Speaker 1>our classes, and all the other classes were always short

0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:42.040
<v Speaker 1>with models. So people who were doing the course would

0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:44.720
<v Speaker 1>also live model for other other courses in the area.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh great, great, yeah, And how long would you have

0:30:48.320 --> 0:30:50.760
<v Speaker 2>to sit there or stand there? Would sit or stand?

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<v Speaker 2>What's normal?

0:30:51.640 --> 0:30:54.000
<v Speaker 1>You can do? I mean you do you change positions,

0:30:54.040 --> 0:30:55.959
<v Speaker 1>So it depends on if they're doing like a painting,

0:30:56.040 --> 0:30:58.400
<v Speaker 1>it can be a longer period, so like how long, Well,

0:30:58.440 --> 0:31:00.080
<v Speaker 1>like usually no more than an hour, an hour and

0:31:00.120 --> 0:31:01.760
<v Speaker 1>a half. Oh that's fine, Yeah, it's not like you're

0:31:01.760 --> 0:31:03.400
<v Speaker 1>sitting there order, But I mean some do, some go

0:31:03.520 --> 0:31:05.160
<v Speaker 1>for way longer than that. But ours were like an

0:31:05.200 --> 0:31:07.000
<v Speaker 1>hour and a half and they were usually like more

0:31:07.320 --> 0:31:11.000
<v Speaker 1>quick drawings, so you would change positions every like few minutes,

0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:12.840
<v Speaker 1>and they would do like a quick sketch. There's more

0:31:12.880 --> 0:31:14.040
<v Speaker 1>like fluid movement drawings.

0:31:14.160 --> 0:31:14.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, question.

0:31:15.160 --> 0:31:17.240
<v Speaker 1>I like that we've gotten into this. This is going

0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:19.640
<v Speaker 1>back like fifteen years ago for me, guys, and I

0:31:20.040 --> 0:31:22.960
<v Speaker 1>really like have suppress these memories.

0:31:23.040 --> 0:31:26.640
<v Speaker 2>Did anybody at any point like stare too much and

0:31:26.720 --> 0:31:29.400
<v Speaker 2>you're like, I know that you finished your painting there, buddy.

0:31:29.840 --> 0:31:32.240
<v Speaker 1>And spuriously masturbating next to the hezel.

0:31:32.360 --> 0:31:33.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, did they ever happen?

0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:34.800
<v Speaker 1>No, it was surprisingly didn't.

0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:38.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, No, No one flashing themselves. Well, that's nice. It's

0:31:38.040 --> 0:31:40.160
<v Speaker 2>always a bit, I guess in that situation if someone

0:31:40.240 --> 0:31:42.120
<v Speaker 2>is flashing themselves, it'd be disappointing, wouldn't it.

0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:45.960
<v Speaker 1>It's so unsexual, Like it's so unsexy and like you're

0:31:46.000 --> 0:31:48.720
<v Speaker 1>not doing erotic poses. Like it's very demure.

0:31:48.920 --> 0:31:51.280
<v Speaker 2>So it's not like your legs behind your head if anything.

0:31:51.320 --> 0:31:53.960
<v Speaker 1>You're just sitting there nude, like it was a man

0:31:54.000 --> 0:31:55.600
<v Speaker 1>with my legs on the myad, thank you, thank you

0:31:55.640 --> 0:31:57.480
<v Speaker 1>for that. You're just sitting there nude. You're just sitting

0:31:57.640 --> 0:32:01.240
<v Speaker 1>and then and like everything's closed, like you're.

0:32:01.120 --> 0:32:07.240
<v Speaker 2>Like, paint me all right, fuckers, let's get it done.

0:32:07.880 --> 0:32:10.120
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't in a porno okay, daily mail.

0:32:10.240 --> 0:32:16.640
<v Speaker 2>Fuck normally in that environment, Laura, is it exciting? What's

0:32:16.720 --> 0:32:18.040
<v Speaker 2>the mood? Like it is?

0:32:18.320 --> 0:32:23.000
<v Speaker 1>If you were going to be someone sitting observing people

0:32:23.200 --> 0:32:26.200
<v Speaker 1>live draw you would probably assume it is the most

0:32:26.360 --> 0:32:27.760
<v Speaker 1>boring thing in the world.

0:32:28.120 --> 0:32:30.200
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, so kind.

0:32:30.000 --> 0:32:34.000
<v Speaker 1>Of sets the tone day, doesn't it. No one's talking,

0:32:34.320 --> 0:32:35.320
<v Speaker 1>no one's laughing.

0:32:36.320 --> 0:32:39.080
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's a really great piece of TV is

0:32:39.120 --> 0:32:41.720
<v Speaker 2>when no one is talking and no one is laughing.

0:32:41.800 --> 0:32:43.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is certainly not going to do anything

0:32:43.480 --> 0:32:44.280
<v Speaker 1>for their ratings, is it.

0:32:44.600 --> 0:32:47.040
<v Speaker 2>How did production think that this is going to be

0:32:47.080 --> 0:32:48.000
<v Speaker 2>a good idea? Well?

0:32:48.040 --> 0:32:50.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, to be fair, it seems like this was

0:32:50.640 --> 0:32:56.040
<v Speaker 1>all Brooks idea. This was actually my idea. It came

0:32:56.120 --> 0:32:57.720
<v Speaker 1>from a bit of a dream that I had.

0:32:58.880 --> 0:33:00.720
<v Speaker 2>All right, So what she's trying to say is this

0:33:00.840 --> 0:33:03.680
<v Speaker 2>one is my idea. Unlike every other date that has

0:33:03.720 --> 0:33:04.840
<v Speaker 2>been organized by production.

0:33:05.320 --> 0:33:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what? The one standout though for this

0:33:07.080 --> 0:33:10.400
<v Speaker 1>date was like, nobody's talking and then Tim two point

0:33:10.480 --> 0:33:15.760
<v Speaker 1>zero Kurt Kurk. He just punctuates the silence with, hey,

0:33:16.640 --> 0:33:19.680
<v Speaker 1>how do you make the color gray? And then Holly's

0:33:19.680 --> 0:33:22.280
<v Speaker 1>sitting there and she goes, it's black and white? Like,

0:33:22.440 --> 0:33:23.120
<v Speaker 1>are you kidding me?

0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:28.240
<v Speaker 3>It's kind of confusing me. You know, I need the

0:33:28.440 --> 0:33:31.400
<v Speaker 3>basic one oh one art painting lesson where it's like,

0:33:31.520 --> 0:33:33.400
<v Speaker 3>you know, this is green, this is red green and

0:33:33.480 --> 0:33:35.400
<v Speaker 3>red make yellow?

0:33:40.080 --> 0:33:43.160
<v Speaker 1>So not only is This a very revealing group date

0:33:43.240 --> 0:33:45.080
<v Speaker 1>for Brook. We see more of Brook than what we

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:47.920
<v Speaker 1>ever had. It's also a very revealing group date for Kurt.

0:33:48.000 --> 0:33:50.040
<v Speaker 1>We finally realized that the guy's color blind.

0:33:50.720 --> 0:33:55.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, no surprise here, though, that Conrad is an absolute standout.

0:33:55.640 --> 0:33:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, he has the unfair advantage. It turns out that

0:33:58.040 --> 0:34:01.000
<v Speaker 1>both of his parents are artists, so he kind of

0:34:01.200 --> 0:34:03.920
<v Speaker 1>you would expect something a little bit more conceptual and

0:34:04.160 --> 0:34:04.840
<v Speaker 1>deep from him.

0:34:05.040 --> 0:34:08.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, I was expecting something a bit more professional from Conrad,

0:34:08.640 --> 0:34:10.440
<v Speaker 2>like I don't want to shit on his paintings. But

0:34:11.360 --> 0:34:14.120
<v Speaker 2>it was pretty messy, don't you think, And like the turtle,

0:34:14.320 --> 0:34:17.680
<v Speaker 2>like what there's and the adoptive child was a star.

0:34:18.280 --> 0:34:21.440
<v Speaker 1>That was good. Okay, No, I love the concept. I'm

0:34:21.480 --> 0:34:24.480
<v Speaker 1>like ten out of ten for conceptualization, Like this was

0:34:24.600 --> 0:34:28.360
<v Speaker 1>great from Conrad. The meaning behind it had great purpose,

0:34:29.200 --> 0:34:32.120
<v Speaker 1>but the execution they really tried to drum it up

0:34:32.160 --> 0:34:34.040
<v Speaker 1>as though this was like an Archibald entry.

0:34:34.200 --> 0:34:37.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was like, I was expecting something stunning incredible,

0:34:38.120 --> 0:34:40.440
<v Speaker 2>But I mean, Conrad, I still love the guy, but

0:34:40.560 --> 0:34:42.680
<v Speaker 2>I just don't think his heart was that impressive. Although

0:34:42.800 --> 0:34:44.680
<v Speaker 2>Brook she was in tears.

0:34:44.880 --> 0:34:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Brook's always in tears from pries on every date.

0:34:48.640 --> 0:34:51.160
<v Speaker 2>Don't you think it was weird that when everybody had

0:34:51.200 --> 0:34:54.160
<v Speaker 2>to sit down revealed with their painting, the rest of

0:34:54.200 --> 0:34:56.040
<v Speaker 2>the group date watched on in a separate room.

0:34:56.200 --> 0:34:58.200
<v Speaker 1>It's I wonder if Brook was aware, Like Brook would

0:34:58.200 --> 0:35:00.560
<v Speaker 1>have known right that everybody else was watching? Or would

0:35:00.560 --> 0:35:02.520
<v Speaker 1>she have not known that everybody else was watching?

0:35:02.640 --> 0:35:04.400
<v Speaker 2>No, I think she would have known. I reckon, she

0:35:04.560 --> 0:35:08.080
<v Speaker 2>must have, but it was I mean, it would be

0:35:08.200 --> 0:35:11.719
<v Speaker 2>weird to watch Conrad and Brook interacting like that and

0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:14.879
<v Speaker 2>Brooks literally in tears at the side of Conrad's picture

0:35:14.920 --> 0:35:15.120
<v Speaker 2>of her.

0:35:15.280 --> 0:35:17.000
<v Speaker 1>I do remember back on our season one of the

0:35:17.040 --> 0:35:19.839
<v Speaker 1>group dates towards the end, we had to We were

0:35:19.920 --> 0:35:21.680
<v Speaker 1>at this like old mansion in the back of Dover

0:35:21.760 --> 0:35:25.160
<v Speaker 1>Heights and the girls had to write. I can't remember

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:27.000
<v Speaker 1>if it was writing a letter or it was something.

0:35:27.120 --> 0:35:29.960
<v Speaker 1>It was something that was very vulnerable, and we had

0:35:30.000 --> 0:35:33.560
<v Speaker 1>to sit in a room and watch each other present

0:35:33.680 --> 0:35:35.200
<v Speaker 1>that letter. Like I didn't have to do it because

0:35:35.200 --> 0:35:38.480
<v Speaker 1>I was already out, so yeah, anyway, but we had

0:35:38.560 --> 0:35:41.000
<v Speaker 1>to watch everybody else do it. I think what production

0:35:41.080 --> 0:35:42.520
<v Speaker 1>we're trying to get out of us was like a

0:35:42.600 --> 0:35:44.680
<v Speaker 1>little bit of cattiness or a little bit of I

0:35:44.719 --> 0:35:47.200
<v Speaker 1>can't believe they did that or said that, But it's

0:35:47.320 --> 0:35:51.760
<v Speaker 1>really intimidating watching someone who you're friends with talk about

0:35:52.239 --> 0:35:55.920
<v Speaker 1>all that yet out totally. It's like, it really shakes

0:35:56.120 --> 0:35:59.200
<v Speaker 1>your your belief in what you have make. It shakes

0:35:59.239 --> 0:36:01.000
<v Speaker 1>your belief in your connection that you have with the

0:36:01.080 --> 0:36:03.840
<v Speaker 1>bachelor of Bachelorette. So I feel like when everybody was

0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:07.279
<v Speaker 1>watching Brook with David or Brook with Holly and how

0:36:07.320 --> 0:36:09.960
<v Speaker 1>Holly and her were holding hands and really caressing each other,

0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:12.759
<v Speaker 1>and then how she cried with Conrad, it would have

0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:15.560
<v Speaker 1>been very unnerving to people like Tim two point oh

0:36:16.080 --> 0:36:19.879
<v Speaker 1>or Jamie Lee who don't seem to have as strong connections.

0:36:20.400 --> 0:36:22.759
<v Speaker 2>Tim twopono comes in with his finger painting, being like,

0:36:23.600 --> 0:36:27.360
<v Speaker 2>here you go, here's my picture for you. Brooks like, thanks, buddy,

0:36:27.480 --> 0:36:27.880
<v Speaker 2>see ya.

0:36:29.360 --> 0:36:34.000
<v Speaker 1>Actually it was actually pretty good. Wait what did you do? No, no, no, no, no,

0:36:36.360 --> 0:36:38.760
<v Speaker 1>I forgot I thought for a second his was David's,

0:36:38.760 --> 0:36:40.680
<v Speaker 1>which was like when you walk into a room it

0:36:40.800 --> 0:36:43.200
<v Speaker 1>turns to full color. That was Darvid, not Tim two

0:36:43.200 --> 0:36:48.480
<v Speaker 1>point oh. Unsurprisingly, though, Conrad gets the extra time, and

0:36:48.600 --> 0:36:52.319
<v Speaker 1>now this extra time with Conrad, Oh, the wheels are

0:36:52.360 --> 0:36:52.919
<v Speaker 1>fallen off.

0:36:52.840 --> 0:36:55.040
<v Speaker 2>The wagon, mate, just when I thought he could do

0:36:55.280 --> 0:36:55.799
<v Speaker 2>no wrong.

0:36:56.120 --> 0:37:01.400
<v Speaker 1>Basically, Conrad and Brook, their connections seems so unshakable and

0:37:01.520 --> 0:37:04.160
<v Speaker 1>so strong right now. And Conrad is just this. He

0:37:04.360 --> 0:37:08.719
<v Speaker 1>is this sensitive, emotional strong man. He's so oh, he's

0:37:08.719 --> 0:37:10.640
<v Speaker 1>so duplicious. There's so much going on with him.

0:37:10.680 --> 0:37:14.040
<v Speaker 2>I love it all right, settle down, Laura, However, I mean, I.

0:37:14.120 --> 0:37:16.560
<v Speaker 1>Know that you're a Conrad. You're taken with Abby Chatfield,

0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:18.200
<v Speaker 1>and I'm also taken with Mad Maddie j You're a

0:37:18.239 --> 0:37:20.439
<v Speaker 1>beautiful man. I think you're gonna be fine when Brooke

0:37:20.480 --> 0:37:22.480
<v Speaker 1>breaks your heart. There's gonna be plenty of women waiting

0:37:22.600 --> 0:37:23.440
<v Speaker 1>and lining up for you.

0:37:23.800 --> 0:37:26.000
<v Speaker 2>The one question that really trips him up is when

0:37:26.040 --> 0:37:28.680
<v Speaker 2>Brooke asks what's the future going to look like? Together?

0:37:29.200 --> 0:37:32.560
<v Speaker 1>And I guess for Conrad it's because he has just

0:37:32.800 --> 0:37:35.600
<v Speaker 1>entered into this really transient time in his life. Like

0:37:35.680 --> 0:37:37.880
<v Speaker 1>he explains that he's quit his job as a carpenter,

0:37:38.200 --> 0:37:40.440
<v Speaker 1>which I think is alarming to Brook because when he

0:37:40.560 --> 0:37:43.319
<v Speaker 1>came into the house, he was like, Hey, let's make

0:37:43.320 --> 0:37:46.120
<v Speaker 1>a love seat. I'm a carpenter. Even the little thing,

0:37:46.200 --> 0:37:47.880
<v Speaker 1>the little bio at the bottom of the screen was

0:37:47.920 --> 0:37:49.600
<v Speaker 1>like Carpenter Conrad thirty one.

0:37:49.760 --> 0:37:52.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and now he's like, I fucking hate Carree.

0:37:52.840 --> 0:37:55.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm jobless. Like sorry, I'm just figuring some shit out

0:37:55.800 --> 0:37:57.080
<v Speaker 1>like I was when I was in my twenties.

0:37:57.440 --> 0:37:58.200
<v Speaker 2>And how old is he?

0:37:58.360 --> 0:37:59.040
<v Speaker 1>He's thirty one?

0:37:59.480 --> 0:38:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Do you think that's a red flag that a

0:38:01.480 --> 0:38:03.920
<v Speaker 2>thirty one year old has quit their job with no

0:38:04.160 --> 0:38:06.080
<v Speaker 2>real sense of direction as to where they're going to

0:38:06.120 --> 0:38:06.560
<v Speaker 2>head next.

0:38:07.480 --> 0:38:10.600
<v Speaker 1>That was a big complex question. I think it depends

0:38:10.719 --> 0:38:14.000
<v Speaker 1>on what you want as the person getting into the relationship.

0:38:14.160 --> 0:38:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Like if I was where I am now in life,

0:38:16.680 --> 0:38:19.800
<v Speaker 1>and I obviously I mean like pre kids and stuff,

0:38:19.840 --> 0:38:21.959
<v Speaker 1>but if I wanted to meet someone settle down, start

0:38:21.960 --> 0:38:24.759
<v Speaker 1>a family and all that stuff, and I was genuinely like,

0:38:24.880 --> 0:38:27.000
<v Speaker 1>I am looking for my life partner because I want

0:38:27.040 --> 0:38:30.680
<v Speaker 1>to settle down, have kids, progress my life. Like if

0:38:30.840 --> 0:38:33.080
<v Speaker 1>that's what I was faced with when we met.

0:38:33.080 --> 0:38:34.000
<v Speaker 2>Then it's not aligned.

0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:36.160
<v Speaker 1>I would have been like, I can't be with someone

0:38:36.239 --> 0:38:38.600
<v Speaker 1>who is at a point in their life where they

0:38:38.640 --> 0:38:40.759
<v Speaker 1>want to go and figure out who they are and

0:38:40.840 --> 0:38:43.000
<v Speaker 1>what they want to be, because I'm like, I need

0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:44.839
<v Speaker 1>someone who kind of knows that so we can hit

0:38:44.880 --> 0:38:49.680
<v Speaker 1>the ground running, don't you think. Ye, So I understand

0:38:49.719 --> 0:38:51.839
<v Speaker 1>why Brooks a little bit like, Okay, well what does

0:38:51.880 --> 0:38:54.279
<v Speaker 1>this mean for us? And I also don't think that

0:38:54.440 --> 0:38:57.320
<v Speaker 1>she's saying you need to know everything right now, But

0:38:57.400 --> 0:38:59.520
<v Speaker 1>I guess she just kind of wants a little bit

0:38:59.640 --> 0:39:03.279
<v Speaker 1>of clarity. And unfortunately, I think that that may be

0:39:03.400 --> 0:39:08.360
<v Speaker 1>one thing that Conrad. I'm a very like logical and

0:39:08.680 --> 0:39:10.040
<v Speaker 1>pretty real person.

0:39:10.239 --> 0:39:14.920
<v Speaker 2>So for me, like, I'm just trying to picture what

0:39:15.400 --> 0:39:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Conrad and Brooks life and looks like.

0:39:18.160 --> 0:39:21.400
<v Speaker 4>So well, I don't think chasing materialistic things is going

0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:24.279
<v Speaker 4>to give me fulfillment and happiness, right, Yeah, I don't know.

0:39:26.640 --> 0:39:30.880
<v Speaker 4>But making other people happy makes me really happy. So

0:39:31.360 --> 0:39:35.560
<v Speaker 4>if I can use that to generate an income, awesome.

0:39:35.640 --> 0:39:37.440
<v Speaker 2>I think that I can get FUFILM in that way.

0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:43.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Okay, imagine being on the Bachelor. Imagine being on

0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:47.120
<v Speaker 1>the Bachelor, quitting your job to go on a reality

0:39:47.160 --> 0:39:50.960
<v Speaker 1>TV show to become a reality TV star. And someone says,

0:39:51.239 --> 0:39:54.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm just don't know how I'm going to generate an

0:39:54.640 --> 0:39:57.960
<v Speaker 1>income doing something that might make people happy.

0:39:58.600 --> 0:40:01.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I wonder what it could be. What do

0:40:01.600 --> 0:40:03.239
<v Speaker 2>you think he's going to do with his own I mean,

0:40:03.400 --> 0:40:05.759
<v Speaker 2>come on, Conrad, just say it like it is.

0:40:06.200 --> 0:40:08.239
<v Speaker 1>He's going to be an influencer and he's got.

0:40:08.200 --> 0:40:10.680
<v Speaker 2>Influencer written all over it, Oh my god.

0:40:11.360 --> 0:40:14.040
<v Speaker 1>Or he's going to be a clown he could like, yes, hey,

0:40:14.160 --> 0:40:16.160
<v Speaker 1>let's not judge too quick. Now, what else could he

0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:18.120
<v Speaker 1>do that would make people happy and generating an income?

0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:21.360
<v Speaker 1>Not that influencing makes people happy, but like you know,

0:40:21.400 --> 0:40:23.840
<v Speaker 1>we're addicted to social media, and social media makes us happy. So,

0:40:24.040 --> 0:40:26.120
<v Speaker 1>like you know, maybe in some weird roundabout way.

0:40:26.400 --> 0:40:28.080
<v Speaker 2>Maybe he wants to be a massuse.

0:40:29.640 --> 0:40:32.720
<v Speaker 1>Non material makes people happy, generates an income.

0:40:32.840 --> 0:40:34.000
<v Speaker 2>No, he wants to be an influencer.

0:40:34.120 --> 0:40:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Maybe he wants to be a tantric sex instructor.

0:40:36.640 --> 0:40:39.120
<v Speaker 2>He wants to be an influencer. Let's let's not beat

0:40:39.160 --> 0:40:39.760
<v Speaker 2>around the bush.

0:40:40.239 --> 0:40:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I just think maybe maybe we will see Conrad influencing

0:40:45.160 --> 0:40:47.480
<v Speaker 1>people to buy things that make them happy.

0:40:47.880 --> 0:40:50.880
<v Speaker 2>Way, I will literally buy anything that that guy is

0:40:50.880 --> 0:40:53.920
<v Speaker 2>going to promote to me, whether it's teeth whitening, hair removal,

0:40:54.080 --> 0:40:55.520
<v Speaker 2>you name it, I'll buy it. I don't care.

0:40:55.600 --> 0:40:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what he's probably insinuating. He's going to

0:40:57.480 --> 0:41:00.880
<v Speaker 1>start selling happy skin coat laser hair removal, like all

0:41:00.960 --> 0:41:01.480
<v Speaker 1>the influences.

0:41:01.600 --> 0:41:04.719
<v Speaker 2>He's like, if any brands out there are listening and

0:41:04.840 --> 0:41:05.960
<v Speaker 2>want to make other people.

0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:10.600
<v Speaker 1>Happy, happybag, happy Kinko. Anyway, this episode is absolutely not

0:41:10.680 --> 0:41:11.600
<v Speaker 1>brought to you by them.

0:41:11.960 --> 0:41:14.759
<v Speaker 2>Obviously, Conrad's story had to take a turn at some point,

0:41:14.840 --> 0:41:17.120
<v Speaker 2>and so here we have it that mass jeopardy that

0:41:17.200 --> 0:41:19.080
<v Speaker 2>really does confirm the fact that he is going to

0:41:19.120 --> 0:41:19.799
<v Speaker 2>be number three.

0:41:20.120 --> 0:41:22.919
<v Speaker 1>One hundred percent. I'm gunning for Conrad to be number three.

0:41:23.440 --> 0:41:27.120
<v Speaker 1>Let's get into the single date, which is with David. David,

0:41:27.200 --> 0:41:31.560
<v Speaker 1>we already knew. Okay, they're lovely pleasant again, There's so

0:41:31.719 --> 0:41:34.320
<v Speaker 1>much pleasant stuff going on in these episodes. I just

0:41:34.440 --> 0:41:36.959
<v Speaker 1>want a little bit of a shakeup. I know, Okay,

0:41:37.280 --> 0:41:40.240
<v Speaker 1>this is really bad to say. I know it's everything

0:41:40.320 --> 0:41:42.520
<v Speaker 1>is very politically correct, and I don't want anything to

0:41:42.600 --> 0:41:44.520
<v Speaker 1>be wildly offensive. But I just want a bit of

0:41:44.680 --> 0:41:47.040
<v Speaker 1>like someone to do something wrong so we can all

0:41:47.080 --> 0:41:49.040
<v Speaker 1>get angry about it and then there's something to talk about.

0:41:49.360 --> 0:41:52.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's there's no one's really rocked the boat at all.

0:41:52.320 --> 0:41:54.520
<v Speaker 2>And this date, hey, look it was it was nice.

0:41:54.440 --> 0:41:56.200
<v Speaker 1>But it was you know, I mean it was just

0:41:56.280 --> 0:41:58.600
<v Speaker 1>a copy of Abby chat Phil and mad Agne a

0:41:59.000 --> 0:42:01.120
<v Speaker 1>date where they went and squid some grapes out in the.

0:42:01.120 --> 0:42:03.279
<v Speaker 2>Field exactly the same buckets as well.

0:42:03.480 --> 0:42:05.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean production still had them in the art department,

0:42:05.840 --> 0:42:07.320
<v Speaker 1>so they just whipped them out and got some grapes

0:42:07.320 --> 0:42:07.840
<v Speaker 1>from Wolaves.

0:42:07.960 --> 0:42:09.560
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a bit much when you started

0:42:09.600 --> 0:42:14.040
<v Speaker 2>fingering Brook though, And if you don't know what I'm

0:42:14.080 --> 0:42:15.400
<v Speaker 2>talking about, have a listen to this.

0:42:20.960 --> 0:42:24.120
<v Speaker 1>For the record, in case anyone's unsure there.

0:42:24.080 --> 0:42:25.279
<v Speaker 2>Was no fingering on this date.

0:42:25.480 --> 0:42:30.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we don't know. It probably was. That was

0:42:30.160 --> 0:42:33.680
<v Speaker 1>definitely darvid and Brook's feet just sinking into a couple

0:42:33.760 --> 0:42:36.440
<v Speaker 1>of grapes, making some good old table grapes into wine.

0:42:36.520 --> 0:42:39.400
<v Speaker 1>H love that it was Actually made me feel uncomfortable

0:42:39.480 --> 0:42:42.000
<v Speaker 1>when they did the close up shot of the grapes

0:42:42.040 --> 0:42:45.319
<v Speaker 1>and all of the juice and their feet. I was like, oh,

0:42:46.040 --> 0:42:47.279
<v Speaker 1>I felt like I was in it, like I was

0:42:47.320 --> 0:42:50.239
<v Speaker 1>in my mouth. I kind of liked it, you would,

0:42:51.600 --> 0:42:52.640
<v Speaker 1>do you know who else liked it?

0:42:52.800 --> 0:42:53.880
<v Speaker 2>Who's that Brookie?

0:42:55.239 --> 0:42:58.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I stitched him up, but it was an excuse

0:42:58.680 --> 0:43:02.160
<v Speaker 1>to get nuts in close for them and maybe see

0:43:02.200 --> 0:43:02.520
<v Speaker 1>his food.

0:43:03.160 --> 0:43:05.040
<v Speaker 2>Who would have thought Brooke having a foot fetish?

0:43:05.160 --> 0:43:08.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean I wouldn't have picked it but good for her.

0:43:08.760 --> 0:43:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Did David have nice feet? I didn't get a good glimpse.

0:43:11.440 --> 0:43:15.680
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think anyone has nice feet, particularly not me.

0:43:15.840 --> 0:43:19.160
<v Speaker 2>Should we talk about your feet for a second, I mean,

0:43:19.160 --> 0:43:20.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to put you on the spot.

0:43:20.480 --> 0:43:22.520
<v Speaker 1>Hey how about you tell everyone about my feet? What's

0:43:22.560 --> 0:43:22.960
<v Speaker 1>wrong with them?

0:43:22.960 --> 0:43:26.240
<v Speaker 2>Matt? You nothing is wrong with your feet, except you say.

0:43:26.080 --> 0:43:26.919
<v Speaker 1>I have sausage toes.

0:43:27.440 --> 0:43:30.520
<v Speaker 2>They're like little chip chippilatachipp lata toes. They're so like

0:43:30.719 --> 0:43:33.759
<v Speaker 2>small and fat. But one thing that you do, one

0:43:33.840 --> 0:43:37.239
<v Speaker 2>thing that you do constantly. I don't know why this is,

0:43:37.480 --> 0:43:42.000
<v Speaker 2>but constantly your pinky toe the nail is ripped off

0:43:42.080 --> 0:43:45.200
<v Speaker 2>and it's bleeding always, like I would say ninety percent

0:43:45.239 --> 0:43:47.560
<v Speaker 2>of the time. Like I remember yesterday I looked at

0:43:47.600 --> 0:43:50.879
<v Speaker 2>your toes and both left and right foot pinky toe

0:43:51.360 --> 0:43:54.040
<v Speaker 2>missing a nail and dried blood was there. And I

0:43:54.120 --> 0:43:56.760
<v Speaker 2>looked at you and I said, hey, Laura, what happened?

0:43:56.800 --> 0:43:58.440
<v Speaker 2>And you're like, I don't know. I hit some stuff.

0:43:59.680 --> 0:44:02.960
<v Speaker 1>It's I think my little toe sticks out on a

0:44:03.000 --> 0:44:06.680
<v Speaker 1>weird angle because I catch lips everything.

0:44:08.000 --> 0:44:11.319
<v Speaker 2>Those poor toes. Honestly, those pinkies have been through enough.

0:44:11.480 --> 0:44:13.759
<v Speaker 1>But also my toenails are like split in half, Like

0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:16.719
<v Speaker 1>my pinky toenails is split in half, so like half

0:44:16.800 --> 0:44:19.240
<v Speaker 1>the nail. It's like I've always got a perpetual hangnail.

0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:21.879
<v Speaker 1>It's really not okay. I'm so glad that you didn't

0:44:21.920 --> 0:44:23.960
<v Speaker 1>take me into a wine buck and I kept my

0:44:24.080 --> 0:44:25.120
<v Speaker 1>feet unto wraps for.

0:44:25.280 --> 0:44:28.520
<v Speaker 2>So long drinking that wine with crusty blood and toenail

0:44:29.000 --> 0:44:30.279
<v Speaker 2>mixed in delicious.

0:44:30.480 --> 0:44:32.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, look, okay, let's get back to the date

0:44:32.880 --> 0:44:33.640
<v Speaker 1>for two seconds.

0:44:34.120 --> 0:44:36.560
<v Speaker 2>Like, no, nothing else happened, nothing else happens.

0:44:36.600 --> 0:44:38.600
<v Speaker 1>They're so pleasant, exactly like what a wine do we

0:44:38.680 --> 0:44:41.280
<v Speaker 1>keep talking about this? They're so pleasant, everything is pleasant,

0:44:41.800 --> 0:44:43.560
<v Speaker 1>but they're also so boring.

0:44:43.760 --> 0:44:46.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, let's let's wrap it up, and it's gonna

0:44:46.239 --> 0:44:50.800
<v Speaker 2>be darvied. Yeah, it's gonna be darvied cocktail party. Interesting

0:44:50.920 --> 0:44:53.400
<v Speaker 2>that Conrad Paul's brooke aside.

0:44:53.480 --> 0:44:56.279
<v Speaker 1>Obviously he probably didn't she pulled him aside because you

0:44:56.320 --> 0:44:56.800
<v Speaker 1>weren't watching.

0:44:56.960 --> 0:45:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Let's not get bogged down in the details. But obviously

0:45:00.239 --> 0:45:02.920
<v Speaker 2>at some point I reckon Conrad did some self reflection,

0:45:03.880 --> 0:45:06.359
<v Speaker 2>probably thought to himself, Oh, I've really put my foot

0:45:06.400 --> 0:45:07.920
<v Speaker 2>in it with that answer about what the future is

0:45:07.920 --> 0:45:08.399
<v Speaker 2>going to look.

0:45:08.360 --> 0:45:10.520
<v Speaker 1>Like, because like I probably should try and imply that

0:45:10.600 --> 0:45:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I have a job. Yea, that I'm employed, But.

0:45:14.160 --> 0:45:16.120
<v Speaker 2>Laura, he digs a hole even deeper.

0:45:16.560 --> 0:45:18.239
<v Speaker 4>I think a future with me would be like, you know,

0:45:18.280 --> 0:45:21.120
<v Speaker 4>we get up early, we go for runs, or if

0:45:21.160 --> 0:45:22.760
<v Speaker 4>you wanted to sleep in, and I'd have your coffee

0:45:22.800 --> 0:45:24.680
<v Speaker 4>ready for you because I'm up at four thirty five,

0:45:24.760 --> 0:45:27.439
<v Speaker 4>but I won't wake you. I'll just get your coffee, Kim.

0:45:28.160 --> 0:45:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, if some guy said to me I have no

0:45:31.239 --> 0:45:33.880
<v Speaker 1>job and I get up at four thirty am this morning,

0:45:34.680 --> 0:45:36.800
<v Speaker 1>holy shit, you are not my soulmate.

0:45:36.920 --> 0:45:37.680
<v Speaker 2>That's a nightmare.

0:45:37.880 --> 0:45:39.520
<v Speaker 1>And look, this is okay. I know there's gonna be

0:45:39.560 --> 0:45:41.320
<v Speaker 1>some people who are listening to this and they're like,

0:45:41.360 --> 0:45:43.480
<v Speaker 1>don't judge people who don't have jobs. I get it,

0:45:44.560 --> 0:45:46.719
<v Speaker 1>it's mostly a joke, but I also don't want to

0:45:46.840 --> 0:45:48.640
<v Speaker 1>be with someone who gets up at four thirty every

0:45:48.680 --> 0:45:51.560
<v Speaker 1>single morning. Who the fuck wants to do that, especially

0:45:51.600 --> 0:45:52.759
<v Speaker 1>if he's not going to a job.

0:45:53.640 --> 0:45:55.680
<v Speaker 2>God, Conrad, what are you doing? Mate?

0:45:56.360 --> 0:45:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:45:56.640 --> 0:45:58.759
<v Speaker 2>I honestly thought I thought Conrad was going to go

0:45:58.920 --> 0:46:01.080
<v Speaker 2>this episode and Kevin's he stayed.

0:46:01.400 --> 0:46:03.320
<v Speaker 1>How was Brook's reaction cute.

0:46:03.440 --> 0:46:06.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, She's like, fuck that no chance. Pal.

0:46:07.680 --> 0:46:09.480
<v Speaker 1>He's like, don't worry. I won't wake you up though,

0:46:10.760 --> 0:46:13.880
<v Speaker 1>I'll make you a coffee, Like just fuck. And then

0:46:13.960 --> 0:46:16.680
<v Speaker 1>she's like, so this is a weekend, and if we're

0:46:16.680 --> 0:46:18.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna lay in bed, if it's a raining because it

0:46:18.560 --> 0:46:20.719
<v Speaker 1>rains lots in Melbourne, like, fu, Conrad, how much time

0:46:20.719 --> 0:46:21.680
<v Speaker 1>are you gonna spend in bed?

0:46:22.040 --> 0:46:26.440
<v Speaker 2>What a nightmare? Anyway, Conrad survive and absolutely no surprise

0:46:26.520 --> 0:46:29.680
<v Speaker 2>to anyone. We say goodbye to Millie and Tim two

0:46:29.719 --> 0:46:31.080
<v Speaker 2>point zero aka Kurt.

0:46:31.280 --> 0:46:31.680
<v Speaker 3>Do you know what?

0:46:31.960 --> 0:46:33.840
<v Speaker 1>Tim didn't seem too sad about it.

0:46:33.920 --> 0:46:35.120
<v Speaker 2>He took it like a chance, didn't he.

0:46:35.360 --> 0:46:38.120
<v Speaker 1>It's also when you're in that environment, they try and

0:46:38.160 --> 0:46:41.160
<v Speaker 1>make it seem like you're never gonna see the bachelor

0:46:41.280 --> 0:46:43.960
<v Speaker 1>or bachelorette again. They're like, once you leave, that's it.

0:46:44.200 --> 0:46:44.759
<v Speaker 2>There, You're gone.

0:46:44.880 --> 0:46:47.319
<v Speaker 1>You'll never contact them, see them the world, like your

0:46:47.440 --> 0:46:48.600
<v Speaker 1>connection with them is over.

0:46:48.920 --> 0:46:57.080
<v Speaker 2>Tim doesn't buy into that. Oh maybe told you all right.

0:46:57.160 --> 0:46:58.880
<v Speaker 2>That is the end of that episode, And.

0:46:59.000 --> 0:47:04.239
<v Speaker 1>Now it's for hometowns. Break it out down to the

0:47:04.400 --> 0:47:06.120
<v Speaker 1>hometown chicken.

0:47:07.280 --> 0:47:09.440
<v Speaker 2>It's a home goodness.

0:47:10.320 --> 0:47:12.720
<v Speaker 1>Two glasses of one now and I'm just this more minute.

0:47:12.880 --> 0:47:15.320
<v Speaker 2>The thing is, you're actually not a bad singer just

0:47:15.400 --> 0:47:19.640
<v Speaker 2>on here, But when you do that hometown jive, goodness.

0:47:19.320 --> 0:47:21.400
<v Speaker 1>Me, what like a hometown giant? Oh?

0:47:21.440 --> 0:47:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Here we go again?

0:47:22.080 --> 0:47:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what? We haven't actually watched this episode

0:47:24.239 --> 0:47:26.920
<v Speaker 1>yet because we are a little bit behind, so we

0:47:27.040 --> 0:47:29.680
<v Speaker 1>have to go watch it now and then make some notes.

0:47:29.920 --> 0:47:31.640
<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll come back and then come back, give

0:47:31.719 --> 0:47:33.840
<v Speaker 1>us five and finish the heps. It's going to be

0:47:33.880 --> 0:47:37.160
<v Speaker 1>a long night. Sorry, I might have a couple more ones.

0:47:37.920 --> 0:47:43.680
<v Speaker 1>Episode ten. We did it. We're exhausted, a little bit devastated.

0:47:43.719 --> 0:47:47.920
<v Speaker 1>To be honest, MAYJ, how are you feeling well?

0:47:48.040 --> 0:47:50.960
<v Speaker 2>I think I don't think we should say what happened? No,

0:47:51.040 --> 0:47:54.399
<v Speaker 2>we should no save it for the end, otherwise people

0:47:54.400 --> 0:47:57.319
<v Speaker 2>will stop listening. If we say the ending right now,

0:47:57.440 --> 0:47:59.520
<v Speaker 2>then who the hell is going to want to stay

0:47:59.560 --> 0:48:00.840
<v Speaker 2>on and hear the rest of the episode.

0:48:00.920 --> 0:48:02.880
<v Speaker 1>You do realize that this comes out on a Friday,

0:48:03.000 --> 0:48:05.319
<v Speaker 1>and anybody who's opened the Daily mail or any news

0:48:05.400 --> 0:48:06.880
<v Speaker 1>article will know who went home tonight.

0:48:07.040 --> 0:48:09.680
<v Speaker 2>No, because a lot of people, Honestly, I'm telling you

0:48:09.760 --> 0:48:12.440
<v Speaker 2>a lot of people listen to this podcast and they

0:48:12.600 --> 0:48:15.800
<v Speaker 2>don't watch the show, and they might miss the articles

0:48:15.800 --> 0:48:18.960
<v Speaker 2>that come out, so the only way they're informed is

0:48:19.000 --> 0:48:20.640
<v Speaker 2>from us. I'm telling you honestly, it.

0:48:20.719 --> 0:48:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Was Conrad and we are gonna riot. I have my

0:48:27.120 --> 0:48:29.279
<v Speaker 1>pitchfork ready. I'm a little bit sleepy and a little

0:48:29.280 --> 0:48:31.800
<v Speaker 1>bit drunk, but I will write it anyway into the streets.

0:48:32.280 --> 0:48:33.120
<v Speaker 1>Let's go, Maddie Jay.

0:48:33.239 --> 0:48:36.359
<v Speaker 2>It didn't make any sense because his hometown, I think

0:48:36.480 --> 0:48:37.120
<v Speaker 2>was one of the best.

0:48:37.360 --> 0:48:39.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh, can we just take a moment his dad to

0:48:40.000 --> 0:48:42.879
<v Speaker 1>stand maybe a moment of silence for his dad, who

0:48:43.040 --> 0:48:46.800
<v Speaker 1>was the actually the best character on this entire season.

0:48:47.040 --> 0:48:50.160
<v Speaker 2>No, hang on, he was the best parent we've ever

0:48:50.320 --> 0:48:52.080
<v Speaker 2>had in the history of The Bachelor ever.

0:48:52.480 --> 0:48:54.600
<v Speaker 1>A little bit quirky, a little bit cute, just a

0:48:54.680 --> 0:48:56.279
<v Speaker 1>little bit quirky, just a little bit.

0:48:56.760 --> 0:49:01.439
<v Speaker 2>Let me check the chin chair, my bear. Sit down.

0:49:03.239 --> 0:49:05.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to find my glasses. They're here somewhere. I've

0:49:06.040 --> 0:49:09.799
<v Speaker 2>lost him. If we can get my glasses now, Oh look,

0:49:09.800 --> 0:49:14.080
<v Speaker 2>I'll leave it. Forget the glasses. I focus dad, This

0:49:14.320 --> 0:49:15.480
<v Speaker 2>is Brooke said, what.

0:49:18.120 --> 0:49:21.200
<v Speaker 1>HELLOK to me? Brook?

0:49:21.239 --> 0:49:22.200
<v Speaker 2>It's great to see you.

0:49:22.400 --> 0:49:25.080
<v Speaker 1>It's sort of been Auld have had a focus fashion.

0:49:25.200 --> 0:49:26.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting my glasses.

0:49:26.239 --> 0:49:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Hang on, oh you, oh gorgeous Brook, Look it's you.

0:49:31.880 --> 0:49:35.839
<v Speaker 2>I got to apologize for not combing my hands. All right.

0:49:35.920 --> 0:49:39.000
<v Speaker 2>His dad is definitely more than a little bit quirky.

0:49:39.440 --> 0:49:42.879
<v Speaker 2>But the next part, the next part was a little

0:49:42.880 --> 0:49:43.520
<v Speaker 2>bit shook.

0:49:44.080 --> 0:49:45.359
<v Speaker 1>Shook her to the core.

0:49:45.680 --> 0:49:47.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, I didn't expect him to be so in touch

0:49:47.680 --> 0:49:52.080
<v Speaker 2>with his emotions as well. Like I I cry at

0:49:52.160 --> 0:49:54.759
<v Speaker 2>the sight of a man crying like nothing else.

0:49:55.800 --> 0:49:57.800
<v Speaker 1>You cry at the sight of a man crying.

0:49:58.040 --> 0:49:59.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's weird if I see If I see a

0:49:59.719 --> 0:50:01.520
<v Speaker 2>man crying, that makes me cry.

0:50:02.000 --> 0:50:03.520
<v Speaker 1>What about if you see a woman crying?

0:50:03.719 --> 0:50:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Nah, it's not for me, they give Yeah.

0:50:09.080 --> 0:50:11.800
<v Speaker 1>What if you see a child crying? Yeah, or lolla crying,

0:50:12.120 --> 0:50:13.279
<v Speaker 1>pretty good at cheating that one out.

0:50:13.320 --> 0:50:17.240
<v Speaker 2>Actually take actually, and then the older that man gets,

0:50:17.640 --> 0:50:19.279
<v Speaker 2>then the hearder that cry hits me.

0:50:19.480 --> 0:50:21.279
<v Speaker 1>So if it's like a six year old boy, you're like,

0:50:21.320 --> 0:50:22.759
<v Speaker 1>it's fine. But if it's an eighty year old man,

0:50:22.800 --> 0:50:26.440
<v Speaker 1>you're right, it's pretty true. Actually, not the whole man thing.

0:50:26.640 --> 0:50:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Any older person crying gets me.

0:50:28.800 --> 0:50:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, after seventy it reaches a limit, Like you know,

0:50:31.719 --> 0:50:34.360
<v Speaker 2>seventy eighty ninety, It makes some difference. Seventy is like

0:50:34.440 --> 0:50:35.600
<v Speaker 2>the bar. Wow.

0:50:35.880 --> 0:50:37.879
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that was deep. Thank you for that, Matt. There's

0:50:37.880 --> 0:50:40.719
<v Speaker 1>probably some weird misogyny things that we need to unpack there.

0:50:40.760 --> 0:50:43.360
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, but it was a really beautiful moment with

0:50:43.480 --> 0:50:45.080
<v Speaker 2>Conrad's dad. It really was.

0:50:45.480 --> 0:50:49.440
<v Speaker 1>I think this was the best, the most raw and

0:50:49.680 --> 0:50:53.000
<v Speaker 1>honest hometown and conversation that we've ever seen from a

0:50:53.040 --> 0:50:53.919
<v Speaker 1>contestant's parent.

0:50:54.120 --> 0:50:57.440
<v Speaker 2>Ever. It hurting horribly.

0:51:05.239 --> 0:51:10.200
<v Speaker 6>It was so much into that predist relationship and it

0:51:10.320 --> 0:51:11.200
<v Speaker 6>was blown out of the water.

0:51:11.320 --> 0:51:13.680
<v Speaker 2>And I mean seriously, he chucked his whole heart and

0:51:13.760 --> 0:51:14.279
<v Speaker 2>soul into it.

0:51:15.280 --> 0:51:20.799
<v Speaker 6>And sorry, he got his theories stumble me, but I fell.

0:51:20.840 --> 0:51:23.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry for him.

0:51:28.520 --> 0:51:35.880
<v Speaker 6>Sorry, Kookie, and stupid his father is. But you're all right, Roger, Okay,

0:51:36.680 --> 0:51:44.520
<v Speaker 6>I made a bow tie. Anyways, what I'm trying to

0:51:44.560 --> 0:51:48.560
<v Speaker 6>say is he's a wonderful man. He'd be a great catch.

0:51:49.560 --> 0:51:50.759
<v Speaker 1>I love him to death.

0:51:51.760 --> 0:51:56.279
<v Speaker 2>I would do any for my son, I really would.

0:51:57.800 --> 0:52:02.560
<v Speaker 1>I can't speak. I was literally in tears, couldn't see

0:52:02.600 --> 0:52:05.320
<v Speaker 1>through my tears, Missca running down my face, not dripping

0:52:05.400 --> 0:52:08.200
<v Speaker 1>out of my nose, crying along with Conrad's day.

0:52:08.239 --> 0:52:09.839
<v Speaker 2>I literally had a single tear.

0:52:09.920 --> 0:52:10.439
<v Speaker 1>It's not true.

0:52:10.680 --> 0:52:12.560
<v Speaker 2>You were like, I could barely breathe.

0:52:14.440 --> 0:52:15.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what happened for the rest of

0:52:15.800 --> 0:52:18.600
<v Speaker 1>the episode. I cried through it. It's not true, but

0:52:18.719 --> 0:52:19.759
<v Speaker 1>there was a very good moment.

0:52:20.120 --> 0:52:23.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was beautiful, but at the same time, not

0:52:23.800 --> 0:52:26.560
<v Speaker 2>a lot happened. They didn't really put They didn't really

0:52:26.600 --> 0:52:27.480
<v Speaker 2>put Brook on the spot.

0:52:27.719 --> 0:52:29.480
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if the fact that it's over Zoom had

0:52:29.520 --> 0:52:31.040
<v Speaker 1>something to do with that as well, because I feel

0:52:31.080 --> 0:52:33.200
<v Speaker 1>like when you're face to face, it's like almost a

0:52:33.280 --> 0:52:35.520
<v Speaker 1>whole day, like you have so many so much time

0:52:36.040 --> 0:52:38.080
<v Speaker 1>when you're face to face. They couldn't have sat on

0:52:38.120 --> 0:52:40.359
<v Speaker 1>a Zoom call for four hours, like when we had

0:52:40.440 --> 0:52:43.240
<v Speaker 1>my hometowns. My hometowns. When you came to my hometown,

0:52:44.120 --> 0:52:46.759
<v Speaker 1>it was like four hours with my family, I think,

0:52:46.920 --> 0:52:49.480
<v Speaker 1>or five hours. It was like the whole morning, come

0:52:49.520 --> 0:52:54.879
<v Speaker 1>on you, it wouldn't end. It was terrible. Her whole

0:52:54.920 --> 0:52:56.719
<v Speaker 1>family was there. Now I have to see them all

0:52:56.800 --> 0:52:57.120
<v Speaker 1>the time.

0:52:57.360 --> 0:53:00.319
<v Speaker 2>Also the fact that I think his dad and I'm

0:53:00.360 --> 0:53:02.920
<v Speaker 2>not trying to be funny here had some bad hearing,

0:53:03.760 --> 0:53:05.759
<v Speaker 2>so maybe it was really difficult for them to have

0:53:05.880 --> 0:53:09.800
<v Speaker 2>an in depth conversation about their relationship. Given that he

0:53:10.000 --> 0:53:10.839
<v Speaker 2>struggled on Zoom.

0:53:11.160 --> 0:53:12.800
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think there was probably more to it. I

0:53:12.880 --> 0:53:15.880
<v Speaker 1>don't think that his dad would have gone from like quirky,

0:53:16.560 --> 0:53:19.560
<v Speaker 1>funny guy into crying that instantly, Like they obviously had

0:53:19.640 --> 0:53:21.920
<v Speaker 1>more of conversation and more connection. We're just seeing like

0:53:22.080 --> 0:53:24.760
<v Speaker 1>we're seeing the highlight reel here, no surprise to anyone.

0:53:25.120 --> 0:53:27.359
<v Speaker 1>But also I mean, as we know that the one

0:53:27.400 --> 0:53:30.840
<v Speaker 1>piece of Jeopardy from the past episode with Conrad is

0:53:30.880 --> 0:53:34.719
<v Speaker 1>this conversation around him not being super clear with what

0:53:34.960 --> 0:53:37.000
<v Speaker 1>he wants to do for a career. I guess like

0:53:37.120 --> 0:53:39.759
<v Speaker 1>it's it's the ambiguity around Korea that seems to be

0:53:39.880 --> 0:53:40.959
<v Speaker 1>his big jeopardy.

0:53:40.880 --> 0:53:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Like not to sit on Conrad for longer than we

0:53:43.160 --> 0:53:44.680
<v Speaker 2>need to. But obviously he leaves at the end of

0:53:44.719 --> 0:53:45.280
<v Speaker 2>this episode.

0:53:45.360 --> 0:53:47.120
<v Speaker 1>Give a spoiler away again, Maddy Jake.

0:53:47.640 --> 0:53:51.520
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, but like, I don't think that Jeopardy was enough

0:53:51.640 --> 0:53:52.880
<v Speaker 2>to warrant him leaving.

0:53:53.239 --> 0:53:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Well not when we get into the jeopardy that comes

0:53:55.239 --> 0:53:57.560
<v Speaker 1>with Holly later on. We can get into that, ok

0:53:57.600 --> 0:54:01.359
<v Speaker 1>can Let's get into that later, okay, j Ley. It's

0:54:01.400 --> 0:54:03.840
<v Speaker 1>all pleasant, isn't it. Like, Look, Jamie Lee brings her

0:54:03.880 --> 0:54:05.880
<v Speaker 1>friends instead of her bringing her parents. Which is always

0:54:05.880 --> 0:54:08.160
<v Speaker 1>an interesting choice. When you don't bring your family members

0:54:08.239 --> 0:54:09.800
<v Speaker 1>you bring your friends to hometown.

0:54:10.120 --> 0:54:11.360
<v Speaker 2>Why do you think that's interesting?

0:54:11.800 --> 0:54:15.160
<v Speaker 1>I think it's probably maybe it's multifaceted. It could be

0:54:15.239 --> 0:54:17.839
<v Speaker 1>that the parents don't want to be involved on a show.

0:54:18.440 --> 0:54:20.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It could be that they're not wanting

0:54:20.080 --> 0:54:23.520
<v Speaker 1>because it's it's a whole other level to introduce your

0:54:23.880 --> 0:54:26.400
<v Speaker 1>potential partner to your family than what it is to

0:54:26.560 --> 0:54:29.120
<v Speaker 1>introduce your potential partner to your mate.

0:54:29.280 --> 0:54:32.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think when you go to hometown's, when you're

0:54:32.080 --> 0:54:34.920
<v Speaker 2>not meeting the actual family, like for example, Florence, I

0:54:35.040 --> 0:54:38.520
<v Speaker 2>met her friends, I feel like the grilling that the

0:54:38.640 --> 0:54:42.320
<v Speaker 2>questions that you get asked aren't anywhere near as intense,

0:54:42.640 --> 0:54:45.040
<v Speaker 2>like the question of a mother or father about their

0:54:45.160 --> 0:54:49.000
<v Speaker 2>child and the potential heartbreak that has so much more

0:54:49.120 --> 0:54:51.920
<v Speaker 2>weight behind it. So I think I think when it's

0:54:52.080 --> 0:54:55.080
<v Speaker 2>just friends, it's a lot less intense.

0:54:55.600 --> 0:54:57.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And I guess also the other thing on that,

0:54:57.480 --> 0:55:00.920
<v Speaker 1>like you're as a new potential p to someone like

0:55:01.080 --> 0:55:06.719
<v Speaker 1>you so desperately want your partner's family to like you

0:55:07.080 --> 0:55:09.160
<v Speaker 1>like you you really want, like you know, I remember

0:55:09.160 --> 0:55:11.239
<v Speaker 1>when I met your mum, Like I want your mom

0:55:11.360 --> 0:55:12.959
<v Speaker 1>to like me, and of course I want your friends

0:55:13.000 --> 0:55:16.120
<v Speaker 1>to like me too, But my I care more about

0:55:16.160 --> 0:55:18.360
<v Speaker 1>what your mum thinks about me than what your friends

0:55:18.400 --> 0:55:20.120
<v Speaker 1>think about me. That makes sense. I mean, of course

0:55:20.120 --> 0:55:21.960
<v Speaker 1>they care about what everyone thinks about me. But I

0:55:22.040 --> 0:55:24.920
<v Speaker 1>just think there's that little bit of extra pressure when

0:55:24.960 --> 0:55:28.160
<v Speaker 1>it comes to someone's parents or family verse one or

0:55:28.160 --> 0:55:30.880
<v Speaker 1>two friends. I mean, most people have multiple friends or

0:55:30.880 --> 0:55:33.680
<v Speaker 1>close contacts. Oh, for sure, those contacts. We're doing a

0:55:33.719 --> 0:55:34.400
<v Speaker 1>COVID screening.

0:55:35.840 --> 0:55:38.200
<v Speaker 2>But Jamie Lee's friends, they did ask a couple of

0:55:38.280 --> 0:55:39.040
<v Speaker 2>tough questions.

0:55:39.760 --> 0:55:42.960
<v Speaker 3>So are you dating three others?

0:55:44.080 --> 0:55:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Mm?

0:55:44.280 --> 0:55:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Hm oh okay, yeah, yeah.

0:55:48.680 --> 0:55:51.000
<v Speaker 5>It's quite concerning to me to hear the fact that

0:55:51.320 --> 0:55:54.839
<v Speaker 5>Brook is dating two other guys and another girl.

0:55:55.360 --> 0:55:58.680
<v Speaker 1>It's very clear that d Brook's friend has maybe never

0:55:58.800 --> 0:56:01.759
<v Speaker 1>watched The Bachelor before or isn't quite sure how hometowns work.

0:56:01.840 --> 0:56:04.480
<v Speaker 1>She seems very surprised, very surprised.

0:56:04.600 --> 0:56:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Why are there cameras here?

0:56:06.280 --> 0:56:09.640
<v Speaker 1>Why are you dating three other people now? And also

0:56:09.760 --> 0:56:12.480
<v Speaker 1>the questioning around like, if Jamie Lee was to tell

0:56:12.560 --> 0:56:14.719
<v Speaker 1>you that she loved you, what would you say? You

0:56:14.840 --> 0:56:16.759
<v Speaker 1>can't say anything, can you, Matt? Like at this point,

0:56:17.000 --> 0:56:19.480
<v Speaker 1>at hometowns. If I had said to you, Matt, I

0:56:19.560 --> 0:56:21.600
<v Speaker 1>love you, what could you have said back to me?

0:56:22.040 --> 0:56:25.200
<v Speaker 2>I would have just wrapped up that conversation with a kiss.

0:56:25.560 --> 0:56:27.680
<v Speaker 1>But what can you say? Like, what's the actual rules?

0:56:28.040 --> 0:56:30.280
<v Speaker 2>There aren't really any rules. Like it's not like Osha

0:56:30.320 --> 0:56:33.040
<v Speaker 2>sits you down and says, okay, rule number seven of

0:56:33.200 --> 0:56:36.240
<v Speaker 2>being the Bachelor. But I guess it's maybe she's explained

0:56:36.239 --> 0:56:39.360
<v Speaker 2>it in a less direct way by your producer that

0:56:39.520 --> 0:56:41.759
<v Speaker 2>you do have to keep your cards. You do have

0:56:41.840 --> 0:56:43.960
<v Speaker 2>to keep your cards close to your chest to a

0:56:44.040 --> 0:56:47.239
<v Speaker 2>certain degree. Like if you were to say I love you,

0:56:47.960 --> 0:56:49.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to say I love you back, but

0:56:49.960 --> 0:56:52.640
<v Speaker 2>I would say something along the lines of I really

0:56:52.719 --> 0:56:56.360
<v Speaker 2>appreciate you opening up so much to me, And I

0:56:56.440 --> 0:56:59.080
<v Speaker 2>would maybe say and I feel like we have such

0:56:59.120 --> 0:57:01.760
<v Speaker 2>a strong connection, Like I'm definitely on the same page.

0:57:01.920 --> 0:57:04.600
<v Speaker 1>There is nothing more deflating than saying to someone I

0:57:05.040 --> 0:57:09.040
<v Speaker 1>am falling in love with you and them saying thank you. Cute,

0:57:09.800 --> 0:57:12.480
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, Jamie Lee does not say I love you

0:57:12.560 --> 0:57:14.399
<v Speaker 1>in this She doesn't even say I'm falling in love

0:57:14.440 --> 0:57:17.600
<v Speaker 1>with you. She says the most awkward thing you could say.

0:57:17.800 --> 0:57:21.280
<v Speaker 2>It was beautiful. It was just like, I mean, write

0:57:21.320 --> 0:57:24.320
<v Speaker 2>this down. Anybody who's struggling to put their emotions into words,

0:57:24.440 --> 0:57:26.360
<v Speaker 2>take note, I really like you.

0:57:30.400 --> 0:57:30.880
<v Speaker 5>I'm letting.

0:57:31.120 --> 0:57:33.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm just like excited for the future.

0:57:35.080 --> 0:57:37.640
<v Speaker 3>Beautiful, thank you so much.

0:57:38.800 --> 0:57:40.680
<v Speaker 6>So say.

0:57:41.560 --> 0:57:47.240
<v Speaker 1>Ah, there we have it, everybody. Jamie Lee her undying love.

0:57:47.840 --> 0:57:49.880
<v Speaker 1>I would have thought I really like you was for

0:57:50.040 --> 0:57:52.520
<v Speaker 1>like episode I'm pretty sure she said more on episode

0:57:52.600 --> 0:57:57.040
<v Speaker 1>one than she did it in town. What the fuck?

0:57:57.240 --> 0:58:00.760
<v Speaker 2>Sorry? What was that? What was that for somebody who

0:58:00.840 --> 0:58:04.040
<v Speaker 2>has been so over the top. I mean, let's look

0:58:04.120 --> 0:58:07.040
<v Speaker 2>back at the love letter that she wrote, the novel

0:58:07.080 --> 0:58:09.840
<v Speaker 2>that she put together. She's just put her heart on

0:58:09.960 --> 0:58:12.920
<v Speaker 2>the table, every single interaction with Brook and then that

0:58:13.000 --> 0:58:15.440
<v Speaker 2>moment where it really counts where she's like, hey, I

0:58:15.560 --> 0:58:20.680
<v Speaker 2>want this more than ever. She's like sup, that was

0:58:20.960 --> 0:58:24.000
<v Speaker 2>so wizz. Do you think maybe, okay, do you think

0:58:24.080 --> 0:58:26.040
<v Speaker 2>maybe Jamie Lee is getting cold feet?

0:58:27.000 --> 0:58:27.040
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:58:27.520 --> 0:58:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, I was just gonna put it out there.

0:58:29.880 --> 0:58:31.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't think she's getting cold feet. I think that

0:58:31.960 --> 0:58:35.880
<v Speaker 1>there's just so much pressure on saying I'm falling in

0:58:36.040 --> 0:58:38.400
<v Speaker 1>love with you and you're getting drilled by the producers

0:58:38.440 --> 0:58:41.320
<v Speaker 1>that there's kind of like this feeling of like, oh, apprehension,

0:58:41.360 --> 0:58:41.960
<v Speaker 1>like you don't want to.

0:58:42.120 --> 0:58:43.240
<v Speaker 2>Your last chance to say it.

0:58:43.400 --> 0:58:45.520
<v Speaker 1>And you also don't want to feel stupid, Like I think,

0:58:45.600 --> 0:58:48.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, there's that fear of rejection and saying I

0:58:48.120 --> 0:58:50.000
<v Speaker 1>love you and not being having it reciprocated is like

0:58:50.040 --> 0:58:52.560
<v Speaker 1>a really scary thing. But one thing I did notice

0:58:52.560 --> 0:58:55.240
<v Speaker 1>about all of these hometowns is that, like I think

0:58:55.320 --> 0:58:59.160
<v Speaker 1>back onto Tim Robard's season, I think back onto Samwood season,

0:58:59.240 --> 0:59:01.440
<v Speaker 1>I think back even into our season to some extent,

0:59:01.960 --> 0:59:06.400
<v Speaker 1>by hometowns, everybody is usually saying I'm falling in love

0:59:06.440 --> 0:59:10.520
<v Speaker 1>with you. Everybody is usually pretty goddamn invested. The only

0:59:10.680 --> 0:59:12.560
<v Speaker 1>person I know that we're gettinghead of ourselves, but the

0:59:12.680 --> 0:59:14.520
<v Speaker 1>only person who said I'm falling in love with you

0:59:15.040 --> 0:59:17.760
<v Speaker 1>is the guy she sent home. That's it.

0:59:18.160 --> 0:59:19.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it doesn't make any sense, does it.

0:59:20.240 --> 0:59:22.840
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Let's get into David. It was the most boring

0:59:22.920 --> 0:59:25.000
<v Speaker 1>hometown ever. Now let's get into Hollywood.

0:59:25.360 --> 0:59:25.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:59:27.800 --> 0:59:32.080
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, though nothing happened, there was truly no jeopardy. David

0:59:32.120 --> 0:59:35.960
<v Speaker 1>owns a landscaping business in Brisbane. David's mum doesn't want

0:59:36.040 --> 0:59:38.280
<v Speaker 1>David to move because they still pretty much lived together

0:59:38.960 --> 0:59:40.760
<v Speaker 1>and that was about it.

0:59:41.080 --> 0:59:41.440
<v Speaker 2>That was it.

0:59:41.640 --> 0:59:43.840
<v Speaker 1>But also, how have they gone to hometowns and not

0:59:44.000 --> 0:59:46.240
<v Speaker 1>discussed the fact that they live into state? Can someone

0:59:46.280 --> 0:59:47.000
<v Speaker 1>explain this to me?

0:59:47.600 --> 0:59:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that seems really weird, Like, surely, surely at this point,

0:59:52.440 --> 0:59:55.760
<v Speaker 2>someone even a producer, has suggested, why don't you guys

0:59:55.920 --> 0:59:58.320
<v Speaker 2>talk about the fact that you know, you might want

0:59:58.360 --> 0:59:59.680
<v Speaker 2>to settle down in different cities?

1:00:00.000 --> 1:00:02.200
<v Speaker 1>And also, I know it sounds weird because like maybe

1:00:02.240 --> 1:00:04.480
<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't talk about that with somebody who you've only

1:00:04.560 --> 1:00:07.200
<v Speaker 1>been on a couple of dates with. But in bachelor world, normal,

1:00:07.560 --> 1:00:11.320
<v Speaker 1>totally normal. On the first date, you literally talk about, Hey,

1:00:11.480 --> 1:00:13.040
<v Speaker 1>do you want to have kids? How many kids do

1:00:13.080 --> 1:00:15.160
<v Speaker 1>you want? Hey, where do you want to settle down? Whatever,

1:00:15.320 --> 1:00:17.120
<v Speaker 1>all that stuff that you wouldn't really talk about until

1:00:17.160 --> 1:00:19.760
<v Speaker 1>date four or five, because it's pretty intense, you talk

1:00:19.800 --> 1:00:21.720
<v Speaker 1>about it on date one. And let's all remember that

1:00:21.800 --> 1:00:24.760
<v Speaker 1>this is not Brook's first season. She knows this, she

1:00:24.960 --> 1:00:26.200
<v Speaker 1>knows the drill.

1:00:26.360 --> 1:00:30.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's really strange, which gets even stranger when we

1:00:30.680 --> 1:00:31.800
<v Speaker 2>get onto Holly's date.

1:00:32.240 --> 1:00:34.960
<v Speaker 1>So this is very big for Holly because Holly has

1:00:35.080 --> 1:00:37.920
<v Speaker 1>never brought a female home to meet her mum or

1:00:38.000 --> 1:00:39.800
<v Speaker 1>her twin sister didn't know she had a twin sister.

1:00:39.960 --> 1:00:40.720
<v Speaker 1>Nice piece of info.

1:00:40.960 --> 1:00:42.840
<v Speaker 2>And also her house is well, how has that not

1:00:42.960 --> 1:00:43.560
<v Speaker 2>been brought up?

1:00:43.800 --> 1:00:45.600
<v Speaker 1>Just there it is twin sister. Maybe it was and

1:00:45.720 --> 1:00:46.880
<v Speaker 1>we weren't watching, do you think?

1:00:47.440 --> 1:00:52.160
<v Speaker 2>Honestly? I think I feel like there's certain information regarding

1:00:52.200 --> 1:00:54.960
<v Speaker 2>the backstories of contestants that we're not told about. You know,

1:00:55.040 --> 1:00:56.720
<v Speaker 2>we talk about like, what is it about the season?

1:00:56.760 --> 1:00:59.160
<v Speaker 2>Why aren't we why aren't we feeling as connected as before?

1:00:59.840 --> 1:01:02.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't feel like I know any of the contestants

1:01:02.160 --> 1:01:04.680
<v Speaker 2>one hundred percent, other than Conrad.

1:01:04.560 --> 1:01:06.840
<v Speaker 1>One hundred percent. But even Conrad, I still think that

1:01:06.920 --> 1:01:09.320
<v Speaker 1>we know like a pretty diluted version of who he is,

1:01:09.680 --> 1:01:11.400
<v Speaker 1>Like we only just sort of found out that his

1:01:11.520 --> 1:01:13.480
<v Speaker 1>parents were artists because it came up in a group date.

1:01:13.920 --> 1:01:17.760
<v Speaker 1>I think there's so much of their backstories and this

1:01:17.960 --> 1:01:21.760
<v Speaker 1>like building connection and building like, you know, just like

1:01:22.080 --> 1:01:25.800
<v Speaker 1>investment in their life that's been completely cut out and missing.

1:01:25.880 --> 1:01:27.959
<v Speaker 2>It's completely lacking right now, one hundred percent.

1:01:28.240 --> 1:01:30.160
<v Speaker 1>And I don't know whether it's being cut out because

1:01:30.160 --> 1:01:32.120
<v Speaker 1>when they're on their dates, they're not having these big

1:01:32.160 --> 1:01:35.080
<v Speaker 1>conversations like maybe because you know, We've said, like a

1:01:35.120 --> 1:01:37.080
<v Speaker 1>lot of the dates have been pretty boring to watch.

1:01:37.120 --> 1:01:40.400
<v Speaker 1>The conversations have been pretty lackluster. Are they not having

1:01:40.480 --> 1:01:43.080
<v Speaker 1>these big conversations on dates? Which is where you get

1:01:43.120 --> 1:01:44.960
<v Speaker 1>that sort of like, oh, I feel like I really

1:01:45.080 --> 1:01:47.840
<v Speaker 1>know you as a person, Like I mean, we thought

1:01:47.920 --> 1:01:50.440
<v Speaker 1>Conrad was a fucking carpenter. We thought it was a

1:01:50.480 --> 1:01:51.880
<v Speaker 1>carpenter up until last episode.

1:01:52.200 --> 1:01:53.080
<v Speaker 2>Now is an influencer.

1:01:53.200 --> 1:01:55.720
<v Speaker 1>There was an influencer or maybe an artist or Matt

1:01:55.720 --> 1:01:57.680
<v Speaker 1>and I were sitting on the couch unpacking whilst this

1:01:57.760 --> 1:02:01.040
<v Speaker 1>episode was happening. Maybe Conrad wants to be an actor

1:02:01.600 --> 1:02:04.360
<v Speaker 1>because he wants to make people happy and he wants

1:02:04.360 --> 1:02:05.960
<v Speaker 1>to find a way to make money out of it,

1:02:06.280 --> 1:02:07.880
<v Speaker 1>and people like watching movies.

1:02:08.280 --> 1:02:10.360
<v Speaker 2>He would be such a bloody good actor.

1:02:10.480 --> 1:02:11.320
<v Speaker 1>He already looks like one.

1:02:11.360 --> 1:02:13.880
<v Speaker 2>He is so handsome, it's ridiculous. Okay, just quickly, we're

1:02:13.920 --> 1:02:18.600
<v Speaker 2>going on a tangent Holly. So, Holly's mom grills Brook

1:02:18.840 --> 1:02:22.240
<v Speaker 2>on what the future looks like. There's two really big

1:02:22.320 --> 1:02:22.960
<v Speaker 2>jeopardies here.

1:02:23.320 --> 1:02:27.120
<v Speaker 1>One is Holly doesn't want to have kids, and Brook

1:02:27.160 --> 1:02:29.560
<v Speaker 1>has made it very clear that she wants to have three.

1:02:29.760 --> 1:02:30.520
<v Speaker 2>She wants like seven.

1:02:30.680 --> 1:02:33.920
<v Speaker 1>She wants a tribe. And then the other big one

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<v Speaker 1>is that Brooks has literally just let off the bomb.

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<v Speaker 3>She just.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Holly's mom was like, did you just fart?

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<v Speaker 1>And you know it was a dog. Holly's Mom's like,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't have a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it was just so awkward and Holly comes

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<v Speaker 2>in sniffing the fart. It was so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, it was do you reckon that? How would Holly

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<v Speaker 1>feel about putting the door open?

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<v Speaker 2>I think Holly's down with an open door, shit, I

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<v Speaker 2>really do.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's so sensible. There's no way anyway. We've

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<v Speaker 1>goten off tracking.

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<v Speaker 2>The fact that brook has recently moved to Melbourne, but

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<v Speaker 2>deep down she's talking about maybe ten or fifteen years

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<v Speaker 2>she wants to move back to Perth. And for Holly,

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<v Speaker 2>I moved to Melbourne is totally fine. She could consider it.

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<v Speaker 2>She's been there before. Holly says, I would not move

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<v Speaker 2>to Perth for me, that's not my radar at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's not even to Perth. I mean, brook said

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<v Speaker 1>where she's from is not Perth. She's from nine hours

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<v Speaker 1>north of Perth. So it's a huge change and it's

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<v Speaker 1>a huge move and I think, like on Holly's hometown,

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<v Speaker 1>We've got now these two massive bombs someone who we

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<v Speaker 1>thought they had this like incredible, unshakable connection. I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand how they haven't had any of these conversations

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<v Speaker 1>pre hometowns, and how they're having them at the last

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<v Speaker 1>minute when they're supposed to be leaving. So basically Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Holly are standing there at the front of the house,

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<v Speaker 1>and that final moment where they're supposed to be talking

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<v Speaker 1>about how they're falling in love with each other, they're

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<v Speaker 1>unpacking these huge differences that they hadn't spoken about on

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<v Speaker 1>any of their their dates or their extra time or

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<v Speaker 1>any of that sort of stuff. So it was just

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<v Speaker 1>such a monumental waste of their last moments together. And

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<v Speaker 1>then Brooke goes and cries, and she walks off like

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<v Speaker 1>she's on the Blair Witch into the she's into the

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<v Speaker 1>garden bed.

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<v Speaker 2>The camera just pans up to the sky. It was

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<v Speaker 2>so weird. Okay, but let's just recap really really quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>David sure he's gonna win, makes sense, bring him through

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<v Speaker 2>to finale absolutely, Jamie Lee, she says, I really like you.

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<v Speaker 5>That is it.

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<v Speaker 2>Holly is like, hey, we don't want the same thing

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<v Speaker 2>when it comes to kids. We want to live in

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<v Speaker 2>different cities. Massive Jeopardy. And then Conrad, he's the one

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<v Speaker 2>who's opened up the mo saying I'm falling in love

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<v Speaker 2>with you, and he goes home. What what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't make sense, does it? Except for the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that I think Brooke was trying to protect Conrad. I

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<v Speaker 1>think she really realized just how emotionally invested he is,

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<v Speaker 1>and she wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>No tak him at number three. Number three is fine? No, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>number four, Like, come on this, there's still so much

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<v Speaker 2>life left in the Conrad and Brooks story. Even if

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<v Speaker 2>he's gonna go home at number three, at least make

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<v Speaker 2>it entertaining.

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<v Speaker 1>For us totally. I think it was becoming quite obvious

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<v Speaker 1>that she was a little bit like, I'm over this now,

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<v Speaker 1>But do it for us, Do it for the viewers,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's nothing else to watch next week, that's for sure,

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<v Speaker 1>because everyone's just so nice and boring.

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<v Speaker 2>And on that note, please stay with us for one

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<v Speaker 2>more week.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe we've only got one more week left.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it is almost the middle of the night

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<v Speaker 1>and we're still going And then have to finish editing this.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, so we're done, let's wrap this up.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that is it, guys. As you know, Conrad went home.

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<v Speaker 1>We are now heading balls first into finale week next week.

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<v Speaker 2>No one heads balls first. What do you mean heads

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<v Speaker 2>bulls first?

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<v Speaker 1>What if you're tea bagging someone, would that be balls first?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, heading tea bagging. We are tea bagging ourselves into

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<v Speaker 1>next week's episode. I can't believe we're at the final week,

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<v Speaker 1>But after this week, I am glad that we're at

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<v Speaker 1>the final week. I hope that there are some people

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<v Speaker 1>still watching it with us. And now I'm I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still pretty convinced that Darvid is the winner, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think I don't know if it's Darvid and Holly

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<v Speaker 1>at number two anymore. Maybe, oh you're starving and Jamie Lee.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's the big surprise, is the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>Jamie Lee, just this dark horse coming through on the

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<v Speaker 2>home straight, brushes past Conrad, then moves past Holly.

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<v Speaker 1>But also, would you do that to your friend? Would

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<v Speaker 1>you take one of your good friends through to number

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<v Speaker 1>two to break up with him at the funali?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let's find out before we go, Laura, before we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember we ask people to give us a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of a review on Apple podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, here we go?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say little message from Kati k D

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<v Speaker 2>KD that many J guy is the glue, the glue

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<v Speaker 2>that holds the ship tee together.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, guys? That is it from?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't let me finish on that. Do you have any

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<v Speaker 2>more for that fact? There's just nothing that compares to

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<v Speaker 2>his charisma and charm there.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that there's more to that review that you're

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<v Speaker 1>not reading out.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a quote for you, Maddie. I know you love

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<v Speaker 2>a good review.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway. Guys, if you have loved about Chunk Cart, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're still watching the episodes or if you're just relying

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<v Speaker 1>on us to recap them, and please jump on Apple

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<v Speaker 1>podcast leave a review. If you haven't voted yet for

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<v Speaker 1>the Listener's Choice award for the Podcast Awards, there's only

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<v Speaker 1>like a week left, so please jump on and do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll put the link in the show notes. This is

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<v Speaker 1>your very friendly reminder.

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<v Speaker 2>I've only given you one little story on my socials

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<v Speaker 2>and am I meant to do more?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you voted yet? Though?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I have not.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't ask other people to vote and then not vote.

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<v Speaker 2>You're absolutely right. This is absolutely can't. I can't dispute

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<v Speaker 2>that you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't do that. It's terrible anyway, guys, that is it

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<v Speaker 1>from us. Tell your mom, tell your dad, tell your sister,

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<v Speaker 1>your brother, your dog, you can.

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<v Speaker 2>The kids are asleep, so let's not do it too loud.

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<v Speaker 1>And share the love because.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't cannot be set. They're not cut of that,

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<v Speaker 2>they're not cut of the way they