Speaker 1: Now, if you're a parent, you would know that little
Speaker 1: kids are put on this earth to test us, to
Speaker 1: test our patients, to test our boundaries.
Speaker 2: To test your public floor muscles. Well did they do
Speaker 2: that as well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but just to test you in every way, and
Speaker 1: they really love to push the limits. Now, I want
Speaker 1: to know if your kids, give us a call and
Speaker 1: let me make me feel better about this. I want
Speaker 1: to know the most ridiculous tantrums that your kids have
Speaker 1: ever had, because I think my child, Marley May, she's
Speaker 1: four years old.
Speaker 2: I reckon she probably had the.
Speaker 1: Most ridiculous tantrum that's ever happened on the worrum number one,
Speaker 1: the winner of all tantrums.
Speaker 3: Wow, where were you? What happened?
Speaker 2: Okay, So we were walking. We were out on the
Speaker 2: street in public. We were walking to.
Speaker 1: Those public trum and they are good ones because you
Speaker 1: have to try and decide are you going to discipline
Speaker 1: or are you just going to kind of drag them
Speaker 1: away from the scene of the crime, right Like, you've
Speaker 1: got to try and figure out how you're going to
Speaker 1: how you're going to mediate these sorts of tantrums. So
Speaker 1: we're walking along, we're right out the front of a
Speaker 1: very very busy cafe, and we've been talking about family structures,
Speaker 1: like we've been talking about my mum and my dad
Speaker 1: and how that's nana and granddad and kind of like
Speaker 1: where she fits in our family tree.
Speaker 2: And all of a sudden, she says, Mummy, so I'm
Speaker 2: a twin. And she's put two.
Speaker 1: And two together because she has a sister, Lola. However,
Speaker 1: her sister is two years younger than her. And I
Speaker 1: was like, no, sweetie, like, a twin is someone who's
Speaker 1: born on the same day. You know, you both shared
Speaker 1: mummy's tummy at the same time. I'm trying to explain
Speaker 1: what a twin is to a four year old, which,
Speaker 1: mind you, it sounds easy, that's a really hard call,
Speaker 1: Like that's a really complex thing to try and explain
Speaker 1: to a four year old. And she turned around she
Speaker 1: was like, no, Mummy, I'm a twin. I'm a twin
Speaker 1: because Lola is my sister and were the same, so
Speaker 1: I am a twin now. I didn't realize that she
Speaker 1: was getting quite so agitated by the fact that she's
Speaker 1: not a twin. And we're walking past this cafe and
Speaker 1: I said, no, darling, you're not a twin. And this
Speaker 1: went on for a little while. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: out of nowhere, my child, who is not a twin,
Speaker 1: throws herself out of the prem and I'm talking like Commando,
Speaker 1: rolls out of the prem onto the ground, onto the ground.
Speaker 1: She is laying face down on the ground, her skirt
Speaker 1: is up over her head, and she's screaming, I'm.
Speaker 3: A twin, I'm a twin.
Speaker 1: Mommy, You're the.
Speaker 2: Worst mommy ever.
Speaker 1: And so I what do you do? At that point,
Speaker 1: I was like, can you give her a biology lesson?
Speaker 1: I was a girlfriend, if you want to be a twin,
Speaker 1: you can be a twin.
Speaker 2: Get up.
Speaker 1: There's people in the cafe table who was sitting next
Speaker 1: to us laughing, but me so embarrassed. I was conceding.
Speaker 1: I was like, if you want to be a twin,
Speaker 1: you can be a twin. That wasn't enough.
Speaker 2: She continued to scream.
Speaker 4: Do you think conceding is the right thing to do here?
Speaker 4: Obviously you want the tantrum to end, Laura, But do
Speaker 4: you think it's more like, I don't know, maybe biologically
Speaker 4: she should understand that she's not a twin.
Speaker 1: You know, and there's a hills that you have to
Speaker 1: choose whether you're going to die on them and dying
Speaker 1: on the am I A twin hill was not the
Speaker 1: hill that I was going.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was so dumb, And this went on for I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding five minutes and I ended up dragging her
Speaker 1: by her feet back into the pram.
Speaker 2: It was a whole scene.
Speaker 3: Christy, if you had you or your child trum like this.
Speaker 1: Yesterdays one was the funniest in a while. So my
Speaker 1: seven year old.
Speaker 4: Trying the slight melt down yesterday because the sky was
Speaker 4: too broad, right, But seven sevent is not where I
Speaker 4: put tantrums.
Speaker 3: I thought, tantrums like I've seen a tantrum come out of.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, if I didn't get advocado or my rap
Speaker 4: as a tantrum tomorrow, Hi, what was your kid's tantrum about?
Speaker 4: So we were doing our usual breakfast routine and we
Speaker 4: were asters in the tellowtoast and because I couldn't carve
Speaker 4: it into a butterfly, our meltdown was moreover then you
Speaker 4: didn't want to try to carve it into a butterfly,
Speaker 4: or your artistic skills aren't up to scratch. Look, I'm
Speaker 4: no artist.
Speaker 3: So there was no way I could get this butterfly.
Speaker 3: That's a hard shape, like to a start, that's a moth.
Speaker 3: She's like, what is this?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I used to have when my
Speaker 4: mom you went through his phase where she always used
Speaker 4: to put those you know those I forget what they're
Speaker 4: called their leggings, but they have the stirrups on them
Speaker 4: that go under your feet.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you sou Pray used to have them. I
Speaker 2: hated them.
Speaker 4: Mum used to always make me wear them, and I
Speaker 4: remember tantrum every time. I was like, they're uncomfortable in
Speaker 4: my feet, they rub, they blister, they don't. I just
Speaker 4: didn't want to wear them, and I constantly had that
Speaker 4: tantrum as a kid.
Speaker 1: It's because you were a fashion icon, Britin, even when
Speaker 1: you were like three, Yes, don't maybe wear this out
Speaker 1: of the house, Mum.
Speaker 2: I think you'll find finds pronounced fashion