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Speaker 2: Good morning, Pats, morning, good morning, Rio, good morning. Now
Speaker 2: on Thursday show we kick off with someone called Tombstone.
Speaker 2: Text you have a look any phones and you will
Speaker 2: have a look. See what the first messages that's the
Speaker 2: top of your phone. Send it over to us on
Speaker 2: four seven five three one oh four three. Imagine that now,
Speaker 2: message is your Tombstone. What does your say?
Speaker 1: Pats?
Speaker 4: Just look what your dog is done? Exclamation, exclamation, exclamation.
Speaker 4: Last night we had some beautiful lamb chops for dinner.
Speaker 1: Nice mid treet. What do you have them with a bit.
Speaker 5: Of mash, carrots, beans, peas.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm doing a school dinner and little gobs of corn.
Speaker 5: Lots of veggies now, lots of veggies. Love the veggies.
Speaker 5: I swear when you have veggies you.
Speaker 4: Can feel them getting into your skin and doing your
Speaker 4: body good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I lovely.
Speaker 2: I mentioned that in the vegetables obviously, don't know how
Speaker 2: digestion was sweet corn just under the lay of your skin.
Speaker 5: No, it's beautiful with a bit of knob a butter.
Speaker 4: Anyway, it was Chris's turned to cook last night, so
Speaker 4: he was doing the chops in the grill.
Speaker 5: That's in our upright oven. Does that make sense? So
Speaker 5: in the bottom bit there's a grill, right, so not
Speaker 5: on the fry pan. Beautiful in the grill.
Speaker 2: And also where do you go hold of an upright oven?
Speaker 2: I know you've got one of those sideways one, haven't
Speaker 2: you got it?
Speaker 1: Upside down? Upside down?
Speaker 2: A couple of friends when he got the seiling once
Speaker 2: there just a night. We have to get on a
Speaker 2: ladder to put your meat in the oven in the water.
Speaker 1: It's so clever.
Speaker 2: So the cutting ante of science, now what they can
Speaker 2: do with these upright ovens.
Speaker 4: Anyway, it's just the perfect type for our dog, who
Speaker 4: is who is rather big.
Speaker 1: It is a big old dog. It's a donkey.
Speaker 4: He's a Maremma, an Italian sheep dog, and he sort
Speaker 4: of stands taller than our dining table in fact, he's
Speaker 4: a big boy.
Speaker 2: The photo pats his photo. Can we shower that on
Speaker 2: social It's incredible. It's like a small pony is getting
Speaker 2: into the oven.
Speaker 5: He had a field day.
Speaker 2: And also I can tell there's no putting that dog back. No, no,
Speaker 2: just forget it. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: So Chris went into another room while they cooled.
Speaker 4: Luckily they weren't still cooking, and he's come back to
Speaker 4: find the beast's head in the grill helping himself to
Speaker 4: the chops. He had quite a delicious dinner of about
Speaker 4: six chops.
Speaker 1: But that is his best day, that's his best night
Speaker 1: this year.
Speaker 5: But look at it, it's like the perfect height, looks
Speaker 5: like a pole.
Speaker 1: It would have gone in second as well.
Speaker 2: Because they don't know when they've been pulled off excuse me,
Speaker 2: or when they're run You know what I meant, context
Speaker 2: is everything. They don't know when they're being taken back,
Speaker 2: taken it back in teo. You don't know how long
Speaker 2: they're going to be able to nibble away. And you
Speaker 2: know what, this team needs to grow up? You know
Speaker 2: what I meant. You've got filthy minds and you lot
Speaker 2: listening as well. Good morning, What is your doing stone text.
Speaker 2: We'll try again.
Speaker 3: Next Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Thursday morning, we're doing tombstone text.
Speaker 2: What is the message that's the top of your phone
Speaker 2: right now, whatever it is, send it up to us
Speaker 2: four seventy five, three one oh four through that Now
Speaker 2: is your tombstone Ria?
Speaker 1: What does your say?
Speaker 6: Mine is?
Speaker 7: Can everyone please transfer me one hundred dollars a SAP.
Speaker 7: I have somehow ended up having to organize a Bucks
Speaker 7: weekend for this weekend, so one of our mates is
Speaker 7: getting married.
Speaker 1: And because that is a thankless job.
Speaker 2: Women won't understand this, but men organize themselves is terrible
Speaker 2: because no one wants to be seen as the dull organizer.
Speaker 2: It's easier to take potshots of that guy, but no
Speaker 2: one ever steps up to be the leader.
Speaker 1: And if you do, it's the worst job.
Speaker 2: You're constantly going guys, you still haven't made me yeah,
Speaker 2: and you don't want to be that guy?
Speaker 1: And how you understand how what it's like to be
Speaker 1: a wife.
Speaker 6: That's a great boy.
Speaker 7: It's the most vulnerable position in a male friendship group
Speaker 7: is to be.
Speaker 1: The TRII because the leader is vulnerability.
Speaker 7: Yes exactly, and you're suddenly responsible for everyone having fun,
Speaker 7: but also everyone not having too much fun. So like
Speaker 7: you can't you're the one that's organized the airbn but oh,
Speaker 7: don't ruin that, don't leave the big.
Speaker 1: And this isn't a natural default for someone like.
Speaker 6: You, No, it's not. I like to be the partner.
Speaker 1: You're the kid at the smart as at the back
Speaker 1: of the class.
Speaker 6: Unnatural.
Speaker 7: But the good thing the other side of the coin
Speaker 7: with men is that we're very simple creatures.
Speaker 6: Doesn't take a lot. Ye sort of satisfied that all
Speaker 6: we need herding sheep, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: I remember meeting a.
Speaker 2: Sheep farmer once and I went, how do you train
Speaker 2: the dogs to be in charge of like two or
Speaker 2: three hundred sheet? And he goes, you don't you train
Speaker 2: the dog to be in charge about five sheep?
Speaker 1: And the others just followed.
Speaker 6: Now that's how I've got That's how you got to
Speaker 6: do men.
Speaker 2: So I've been the situation before that what you should
Speaker 2: do is you need to start naming him shaming.
Speaker 1: So you then start calling out the men that haven't paid.
Speaker 2: They now are vulnerable, okay, and you start accusing being
Speaker 2: type wards.
Speaker 1: They won't like that. You'll have the money.
Speaker 2: Transferred that's actually why spread the ridiculed around real. Yes,
Speaker 2: deflect some of it onto some of the other minions. Okay,
Speaker 2: right now, go and put a message up there, name
Speaker 2: the ones that haven't paid, and put a type one
Speaker 2: hashtag under there. It'll be it'd be wipe. No man
Speaker 2: wants to be known as a tight wad.
Speaker 6: Maybe change the nicknames in the chat.
Speaker 1: Yes, bully, Now.
Speaker 2: Come back into your power strength, which is the smartest
Speaker 2: at the back of the class. This is some of
Speaker 2: the how you win. This is how you win with men.
Speaker 2: My tombstone would simply be saying, he's not a pervert. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is a yesterday, My wife and I were out
Speaker 2: for a couple of hours and so my wife said,
Speaker 2: I'm going to put the TV on for the dog Reggie.
Speaker 2: I said, how do you know what he likes? We
Speaker 2: just put it on, Like, what are you going to
Speaker 2: put on for him? Quincy MD, Colombo, what's he going
Speaker 2: to wat?
Speaker 1: Is a dog? He's a simple little dog.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I got back before my wife, I tell you what,
Speaker 2: was enjoying Love Island in the USA.
Speaker 6: He is a pervert.
Speaker 2: So I messed it, but I took a photo of him,
Speaker 2: right he was sat at the edge of the count
Speaker 2: like with like he had his his head in his
Speaker 2: hands and he was staring at the sceneor I came
Speaker 2: in and he was in grossedon was two ladies in
Speaker 2: bikinis jumping up and down different and I went, wow,
Speaker 2: we've got a PERV dog. I took a photo and
Speaker 2: put it in the family group chat, and obviously my
Speaker 2: wife was like, he's not a bat, but I said,
Speaker 2: he is really tucking into this.
Speaker 1: I'm going to share the I said the photo on
Speaker 1: the group chat yesterday with up. You've seen it. Look
Speaker 1: at him.
Speaker 2: That dog is enjoying those two ladies in bikinis by
Speaker 2: the pool.
Speaker 6: I've never seen that dog more lockdown.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who knew?
Speaker 2: Young Wrench was a big fan of Love Island USA.
Speaker 2: So when I came in, I was making myself a
Speaker 2: cup of tea and I sat I sat next and
Speaker 2: I started watching it for a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1: Oh my word, that is like.
Speaker 2: Going into a portal into a world you didn't know existed.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen any of those shows?
Speaker 6: I haven't, But is it way? Which one is it?
Speaker 1: UK or USA?
Speaker 6: USA? Okay? Right, right, what's the what's the scandless.
Speaker 1: Well, friends, let me just give you the time. It was.
Speaker 2: It was about Cobus one in the afternoon, and this
Speaker 2: TV show was a couple of ladies quizzing each other
Speaker 2: on their favorite positions. And I was like, this is
Speaker 2: too much, you know, and it felt like listening to
Speaker 2: an episode of a radio show that isn't around anymore.
Speaker 2: Hashtag intern peak Christian Connell Show podcast. Also on today's show, No,
Speaker 2: it's not resolved. How do we fix the tigers ahead
Speaker 2: of tomorrow? Basically what we're doing here. It dawned on
Speaker 2: me at about two am this morning. It's footy tipping tigers.
Speaker 2: It is, isn't it? It is dress it up how
Speaker 2: we want. I don't know why this suddenly dawned me.
Speaker 2: I woke up at two am and I was like,
Speaker 2: they're footy tipping tigers. We've got into tipping with big cats.
Speaker 2: Australian loves no wonder, We've had so many messages about
Speaker 2: these tigers. This country loves footy tipping.
Speaker 6: That's true.
Speaker 7: Actually, and now I've taken it to the next level
Speaker 7: soccer tipping. Soccer dipping with big cats, the next obvious
Speaker 7: sex guys.
Speaker 2: This is a new gold mining handling, so we do
Speaker 2: need to work out what we're doing with that this morning.
Speaker 2: All right, tombstone text, let's have a look at some
Speaker 2: of yours that are coming in. These are tombstones then
Speaker 2: that are not made of the messages at the top
Speaker 2: of your phone.
Speaker 1: Right now, minus some more work.
Speaker 2: Colleague just says, bang, something bing's happened to work. Hopefully
Speaker 2: you don't work in quarry mining or demolition on that,
Speaker 2: and that's actually demolishing a building.
Speaker 1: That's good news. Bang that old buildings come down.
Speaker 2: Don Please can you clarify Hannah's tombstone is simply can
Speaker 2: you call me when you get home? Push your miner's
Speaker 2: final notice, require payment on arrival. Should I be nervous
Speaker 2: about the afterlife? Christ Jennet, Yes, Christian, My tombstone would
Speaker 2: read pray for a miracle. That's what Emma, Christian mine
Speaker 2: would read. You missed a call. The caller did not
Speaker 2: leave a message. I can't stand it when people do that.
Speaker 1: What did you want?
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a bumdial or an accidental one,
Speaker 2: or you need something for me. Just let me know
Speaker 2: you've gone to the ether calling just three or four seconds.
Speaker 7: I never checked my voicemail. If you leave a message
Speaker 7: for me on voicemail, I'm never hearing it.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 6: Who has time for that? If it's really forteen?
Speaker 1: How busy are you?
Speaker 6: I just think if if you're a.
Speaker 1: Childless man, you've got nothing but time during the.
Speaker 7: Day, if it's really important, they'll text me with a follower.
Speaker 1: Would they? I haven't changed you too busy.
Speaker 2: What if I've fallen down a disused mine shaft and
Speaker 2: I don't have the capability to text you.
Speaker 6: I'm really oh, my good trusted.
Speaker 2: Loyal colleague rio, and you haven't got time to hear
Speaker 2: my screams.
Speaker 7: I actually don't think I've probably checked my voicemail in
Speaker 7: seven or right years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: I don't know who could actually live like that, honestly, Christian.
Speaker 2: My tombstone text reads Roger, we have a fitting for it.
Speaker 1: What do we think Roger is being fitted for? Soup? Yeah?
Speaker 5: So maybe it's like a wedding or something. I hope
Speaker 5: he's getting hitched.
Speaker 2: Here's what I'm thinking. Roger is not a young guy's name.
Speaker 6: No, that's true.
Speaker 2: To be honest, if you had to age Roger, I'm
Speaker 2: thinking he's seventy two.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wouldn't have said that old. I would have
Speaker 5: said like fifties, my dearlist.
Speaker 1: I think Roger.
Speaker 2: Is getting measured for a suit for a daughter or
Speaker 2: his son's wedding.
Speaker 6: Oh oh, that's a good guess.
Speaker 1: Roger, please get back to us. We need to know.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show Go one podcast.
Speaker 2: Right now, Extra time wast yesterday Rio actually called it,
Speaker 2: said one of the best ones of the year. They
Speaker 2: were so good yesterday. We're looking for your soccer songs.
Speaker 2: Golds from yesterday. We had Fifa Las Vegas, Golie Grail,
Speaker 2: Messi's girl, Sami Kane shut up and dive the Bosniche
Speaker 2: is back Wrexham ball and the murder was still outstanding.
Speaker 1: Murder on ze dance floor. It's still incredible.
Speaker 2: We got a brand new time waste for a eight
Speaker 2: thirty this morning. It's dangerous movies. But we can do
Speaker 2: an extra time for your soccer songs. I've got to
Speaker 2: write soccer songs, Pold Mary Fowler.
Speaker 6: Oh, very good gold.
Speaker 1: I kicked a girl and I liked it. Oh God,
Speaker 1: we should do that. I kicked to girl.
Speaker 2: Give back in the studio rear offside, funk silver and
Speaker 2: Lady Mardonnaye.
Speaker 1: Ria. What have you got? Soccer songs? Hellay, lady lay
Speaker 1: oh y and a half decent crooner's once she got
Speaker 1: there as well.
Speaker 6: The field's out there apparently looking pretty good at America.
Speaker 1: No, they're not all right, so amazing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they've got ninety nine problems, but a pitch ain't
Speaker 6: one soccer pitch. Yeah, they're looking really good, so that's
Speaker 6: not a problem.
Speaker 1: Feed him to the lines, bronze.
Speaker 6: Don't fear the keeper, just get it past him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, I think you picked yesterday some of your.
Speaker 1: He's not making out of the group stages, all right.
Speaker 1: What have you got then?
Speaker 2: Soccer songs? Text the men? Oh four seven five three
Speaker 2: one o four three. Now I should say we had these.
Speaker 2: I got the team to make these last year, and
Speaker 2: then they've remain in a draw somewhere.
Speaker 1: My wife found one the other week and went, what
Speaker 1: the hell are these?
Speaker 2: I've forgotten about those. It's a you've got a rare
Speaker 2: proto type. It's a it's a badge.
Speaker 7: It is not a badge, sir. It is a beautiful medal.
Speaker 1: It's a medal. It's a medal with a ribbon to
Speaker 1: wear around your neck.
Speaker 6: Like a World Cup winner would do.
Speaker 1: You're right? Or a gold medalist, yes.
Speaker 6: Or a gold medalist probably makes more sense.
Speaker 1: That's why I had to make for the gold medalists
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 7: And it says best in show, which means you can
Speaker 7: walk around your workplace.
Speaker 2: Not just that work, walk around your community, go get
Speaker 2: your coffee in the morning, walk the dog of it
Speaker 2: and go oh, how did you will on that?
Speaker 1: And you tell them a story.
Speaker 6: Well, look at you, you know, within your respects.
Speaker 2: Elevated unofficial mayor of your area.
Speaker 3: The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 1: Looking for your soccer songs.
Speaker 2: Today in the extra time waster for the gold you
Speaker 2: win an actual Best in Show medal.
Speaker 6: Made of pure gold.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is made of, but I
Speaker 2: tell you what has actually got. They are a decent
Speaker 2: quality to them with a good hef. Yeah they're weighty,
Speaker 2: Yes they are they actually they actually look for this
Speaker 2: show some of our merch. The socks were the worst
Speaker 2: thing they've ever put me on. They weren't even socks.
Speaker 2: There's sort of things where you get static shock from
Speaker 2: just touching it. Do you know there's certain fabrics that
Speaker 2: just seem to contain electricity.
Speaker 1: Somehow, those socks always did all right.
Speaker 2: They see who's winning the first ever once soccer songs
Speaker 2: Beckham the Devil, you know, Silver Christian. Don't forget to
Speaker 2: add a doggy friendly station at the pub.
Speaker 1: For the pub reno idea. Yeah no, that's a very
Speaker 1: good idea. I always judge a pub they always.
Speaker 2: Have like a little drinking fountain, oh god, or a
Speaker 2: nice bowl there for dogs that shows that dogs are welcome.
Speaker 2: And if you're walking by with your dog and you
Speaker 2: found your little swift pot, you can pop in. The
Speaker 2: dog will have a little swift pot of water as well,
Speaker 2: you know. Declan Rice rice baby, And he's an annoying
Speaker 2: arsehole player. Okay, Connor's got man. I feel like the
Speaker 2: town of Abramovich.
Speaker 1: Connor.
Speaker 2: No, and you know that no medal for you, my
Speaker 2: friend RONW.
Speaker 1: Don't you want me baby? ROANW? Don't you want me baby? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: come on no.
Speaker 2: Bedd Yes, it's the first ever Best to Show medal winner.
Speaker 1: Hi Cristion.
Speaker 2: My name is Bev from Woody Point.
Speaker 1: Woody Point is up in Queensland. Because I'm pretty sure,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's near Morton Bay. I think I've
Speaker 1: been there.
Speaker 6: The bugs over there.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Woody Point also, Bev, you put a
Speaker 2: question mark at the end of that.
Speaker 1: I mean only you would know. I don't know, says here. Hi,
Speaker 1: my name is Bev from Woody Point. I know sometimes
Speaker 1: at the end of the week we all wake up
Speaker 1: like that. I'm Christian in Australia.
Speaker 6: I'm run Berken.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm Bev from Woody Point. I guess.
Speaker 2: I'm texting about the soccer song. I think it should
Speaker 2: be simply the best by Tina Turner. Bev Okay, it's
Speaker 2: a good song.
Speaker 1: Quite the angle of one.
Speaker 6: Here, medal.
Speaker 1: Yes, up to Wordy Points Mead. Come on, she doesn't
Speaker 1: know who she is right now?
Speaker 6: True, that's true.
Speaker 2: We're all living in a yellow football team yet football
Speaker 2: team a yeah, Meadow Richard, you can have a medal, Mara,
Speaker 2: Donna go breaking my heart?
Speaker 1: That was an interesting it wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Pitch perfectly? Bev point Silver, Am I ever going to
Speaker 2: see you save a goal again?
Speaker 6: Silver?
Speaker 1: Shake it off side metal Meadal, well done?
Speaker 2: Christ to teacher, Yes, Pearl jam with header man not
Speaker 2: better man, head man, Silus Queen. I want a free
Speaker 2: kick Silver not Rock San Beckham meadal Meadow.
Speaker 1: What Uncleann Webber Shane Sharp is coming for English football fans.
Speaker 1: Medal It's derogatory. It's deerogatory.
Speaker 2: Unmetal ninety nine Lift buffoons, Silver Plus actually corruption on
Speaker 2: the dance FLOORO Silver Mark, I love it. You be
Speaker 2: forty with red red card Metal. He already got one earlier.
Speaker 2: Hit me with a trick.
Speaker 1: Shop that's very good. Silver Plus can't.
Speaker 2: Stop dribbling, so they can't stop believing Silver All right,
Speaker 2: we've got a brand new one, Dangerous Movies at eight
Speaker 2: thirty this morning.
Speaker 3: Chris, it's an O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So the last couple of weeks we've been on a
Speaker 2: mission save our pub.
Speaker 1: All thanks to four X.
Speaker 2: The pub's calling somewhere between the first sip and the
Speaker 2: last laugh, it's always a four X. We've been asking
Speaker 2: you a tons about your local pub that needs saving
Speaker 2: because of the last twenty years, sixty percent sixty percent of
Speaker 2: a half the pubs have disappeared and they won't be
Speaker 2: coming back, so we're trying to protect the ones that
Speaker 2: are there. Last week, thanks to all your nominations and
Speaker 2: over five hundred of you told us about different local
Speaker 2: pubs around Australia and five of them got five thousand
Speaker 2: dollars each last week on the show, and then we
Speaker 2: announced on Tuesday this week which pub in Australia is
Speaker 2: getting the ultimate pub renovation. It's an amazing path.
Speaker 8: God save the pubda Pub.
Speaker 2: The pub that we are saving and are renovating actually
Speaker 2: right now in Queensland, where there's a team of builders painters.
Speaker 1: Sparky's working around the.
Speaker 2: Clock because they've got only another two.
Speaker 1: Weeks two his time.
Speaker 2: We're going to be heading up there and then on
Speaker 2: a Friday we're doing the grand ury owning.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of a renovation within two and a
Speaker 1: half weeks, especially for a huge part while we just
Speaker 1: sit here and.
Speaker 2: I'm a right with that relationship, and I think those
Speaker 2: traders are as well.
Speaker 1: Just stick to your own lane in life.
Speaker 2: I say it's the Criterion Hotel heldon Queensland.
Speaker 1: Last week.
Speaker 2: Rho and I went up there a secret road trip
Speaker 2: to go and see it and more importantly to meet
Speaker 2: the accidental publicans. That is the most honest includes word
Speaker 2: I could describe what's happened to Tracy and Gary sixty
Speaker 2: and sixty two found this pub that.
Speaker 1: Was up for sale online, thought they'll buy.
Speaker 2: And then turn it into a kind of winding down
Speaker 2: retirement home where they could have grandkids there.
Speaker 1: Because it's a pub.
Speaker 2: It's a big plot there and a really beautiful part
Speaker 2: of Queensland as well. Then when they moved in, they
Speaker 2: just didn't have the heart to close this pub when
Speaker 2: they saw what these pubs mean to communities.
Speaker 1: And it is in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you go there, you really under it's a
Speaker 2: long road for an hour and a half of farmland,
Speaker 2: not a lot. Then there's a small cop shop, a
Speaker 2: spa and hah like shimmering on the horizon like a mirage.
Speaker 2: A pub literally literally was that rio And I saw
Speaker 2: a farm far and far and far for an hour
Speaker 2: and a half along a straight road out of Brisbane,
Speaker 2: and then suddenly I went, oh, that's the pub And
Speaker 2: it wasn't really always like, how can you tell me
Speaker 2: it's the only pub here?
Speaker 6: And you think maybe it's like a mirage an oasis,
Speaker 6: and it's beautiful. It's a beautiful old.
Speaker 2: Pub as well, but it does need some TLC and
Speaker 2: obviously they haven't got They've been running this pub now
Speaker 2: for the last two years. And also Tracy, who is
Speaker 2: a legend. She's incredible. Less two weeks after they moved in,
Speaker 2: she got diagnosis. She's got MS. This woman is incredible.
Speaker 2: She's still working seven days a week. She's been serving
Speaker 2: coffees for whoever drops by since five a m.
Speaker 1: This morning. That's her. That's her seven days a week.
Speaker 2: But they are running themselves ragged at the moment, and
Speaker 2: they haven't got the time. They haven't got the money
Speaker 2: for a renovation to really give this pub the renovation
Speaker 2: and protection it deserves. It's a beautiful pub. The bare
Speaker 2: bones of it are striking. Yeah, you look at it
Speaker 2: on the outside light. You don't see enough of these
Speaker 2: pubs anymore. It's that classic kind of Queenslander pub. You
Speaker 2: go inside, it's got all there, the dining room that
Speaker 2: you would have gone to and when you were with
Speaker 2: mum and dad over the years, and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: It's quite nostalgic. Taking a walk. It was like a
Speaker 1: working museum. I thought it was.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and they've got these beautiful photos of like really
Speaker 7: old timey photos of the pub from you know, eighty
Speaker 7: years ago, and they want to restore it back. It's
Speaker 7: sort of fallen away in all that time and they
Speaker 7: want to restore it back to that glory days and
Speaker 7: if they do it, it'll be one of the most
Speaker 7: beautiful pubs in Australia.
Speaker 2: So we're looking for your ideas and thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Everyone has been offering to how one of them, who
Speaker 2: is literally him and his teammates are giving up a
Speaker 2: lot of their time and materials for free as well.
Speaker 2: Is I'm calling him keeping Richard because to us he
Speaker 2: is the king of that site right now, and that
Speaker 2: is Richard the Fee from Elite Portals.
Speaker 1: Let's get his update.
Speaker 9: Hey, Christian Richard from Elite Portables.
Speaker 6: Mate.
Speaker 9: I've just got back down to the pub after the
Speaker 9: boys have been out in for a few days, having
Speaker 9: a quick squizzz where we're at.
Speaker 6: Guys have done the.
Speaker 9: Majority of the exterior, probably God put about a palade
Speaker 9: and a half of paint.
Speaker 6: Into that looking pretty good.
Speaker 9: Always have been into the barrier, were replaced, everything obviously
Speaker 9: gets some new lights.
Speaker 6: We're pretty well right in the barrio here.
Speaker 9: We're not too far off, I reckon, We've only got
Speaker 9: about two days left to go in here.
Speaker 2: Mate.
Speaker 9: The dining room guys have just started in there, today,
Speaker 9: so they've already ripped off all of the paneling. Once
Speaker 9: that's done and we'll have all the painting ready to
Speaker 9: go tomorrow bye Friday. We'll be looking very good at
Speaker 9: getting the interior of the bar and the dining room
Speaker 9: done I think, and then we'll be moving outside.
Speaker 6: All right, mate, I'll talk to you in a couple
Speaker 6: of days.
Speaker 1: He is a dream trade. They can get a wigan on.
Speaker 1: There's no mention of smoke pokes.
Speaker 2: They work hardering queens look something, the ones that Victoria.
Speaker 2: It would take them a year to even done what
Speaker 2: they've done the last three days. Smokeosey, I finished this.
Speaker 1: Quarter to two. You know, we just want to get
Speaker 1: going for the school run mate. You know back tomorrow.
Speaker 6: It's twenty six degrees.
Speaker 2: We've got another project around the corner.
Speaker 1: There's paying us more.
Speaker 2: Although you give us a lot of cash right now,
Speaker 2: we'll probably get it done in after time, King Richard,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. So we've been offer from Keegan
Speaker 2: to do the carpets from Anderson Flooring on nearby to Woomba.
Speaker 10: Hey, Christian, it's Kegan from Nisince Twimber. Really happy with
Speaker 10: what's happening with our local community and our local little
Speaker 10: pub run the footy tipping here, so I'm here every
Speaker 10: week or so, super stoked to be on board.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 10: We're going to be helping out with all the carpet
Speaker 10: tiles and all the new vinyl flooring throughout the bar
Speaker 10: and voyer dining room. It's gonna come up an absolute treat.
Speaker 10: So I certainly happy to see what the final product
Speaker 10: is going.
Speaker 1: To look like.
Speaker 2: But if you want to help out, there's anything you
Speaker 2: have a look at the videos, go to our socials,
Speaker 2: you can have a look around the pub. You might
Speaker 2: get an idea. The thing we want to focus on
Speaker 2: the next couple days is what can we do what
Speaker 2: ideas can we come up with with the pub. Garden
Speaker 2: are saying how this country loves a giant thing and
Speaker 2: they asked the team to have a look on Facebook
Speaker 2: marketplace a giant things that for sale right now there's
Speaker 2: a meat and a half velociraptor that in Queensland.
Speaker 6: Oh crack so genuinely, because you know about.
Speaker 1: The pub, gone is mainly for kids, isn't it right?
Speaker 2: This is a family bub okay, and so if the
Speaker 2: kids are happy, mom and dad are left alone for
Speaker 2: a bit of quality time drinking and chilling in them
Speaker 2: a dinosaur. Kids are going to be fascinated by that.
Speaker 2: I'm worried about their history up there in Queensland. Will
Speaker 2: they fear dinosaurs? Do they understand dinosaurs? So actually it's
Speaker 2: an educational thing, yes, I thought. When you're up there,
Speaker 2: you've got two degrees, you can do some ted talks
Speaker 2: by the dinosaur while we're up doing a live show
Speaker 2: in two weeks time. There's also a velociraptor up for
Speaker 2: grabs also in Queensland. Why is it so many prehistoric
Speaker 2: animals sell in Queensland? And then there's also the classic
Speaker 2: and they are very rare these days. The giant wooden
Speaker 2: fork and spoon. You don't see them anymore. I key
Speaker 2: haven't got them. These will look great. They just randomly
Speaker 2: go on the wall, don't they No explanation. A giant
Speaker 2: used to run the pub and he left his cutlery behind. Team,
Speaker 2: let's get some of this.
Speaker 3: Stuff Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: I'll just put the team of so called producers. I mean,
Speaker 2: these days you can identify lovely world, you can identify
Speaker 2: as anything, and best of them, some of them tell
Speaker 2: me they're producers and I'm like, why not, why not?
Speaker 1: Anyone can do this.
Speaker 2: Now you want to be a producer, why not, let's
Speaker 2: play fantasy radio.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: I just briefed the producers to say, be ready at
Speaker 2: ten to eight for a full live briefing about my
Speaker 2: new World Cup idea. Caitlin, all I need you to
Speaker 2: do is get some paper and some scissors. You must
Speaker 2: have two pairs of scissors and two rulers. Sure, every
Speaker 2: producer just have those ready like a hairdresser.
Speaker 6: So does Caitlin have two scissors going up?
Speaker 2: No? One chuckle one has one scissors and the other
Speaker 2: chuckle sister has the other scissors. So you need to
Speaker 2: two pairs of No, they're hitting each other. What do
Speaker 2: you do? I mean, they looked angry when I said
Speaker 2: they're so called producers. Then they start punching each other
Speaker 2: on the arm.
Speaker 1: Chuckle sisters.
Speaker 2: Pay attention ten to eight, be ready, okay, all right,
Speaker 2: because I've got a World Cup idea. And the other
Speaker 2: thing is that the prize is going to be huge.
Speaker 2: It's the it's the ultimate meat tray and it's meat.
Speaker 1: Of the world. Great, so many great. So you could
Speaker 1: have Argentinian state.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yes, beef Wellington for the UK.
Speaker 6: Yeah, a Cuban cigar.
Speaker 1: Given sausage. This is called with that? What's that? Lovely
Speaker 1: Spanish killed.
Speaker 2: Meat called oh hame on No, no, that's his ham
Speaker 2: nother one chariso. See already we got three countries represented
Speaker 2: World Cup, Meatrail, the World of Meats, the Ossie Chico roll.
Speaker 1: Is there. But just getting a got an update. What
Speaker 1: have you got?
Speaker 5: I got everything, I got my paper, I got my
Speaker 5: two sisters. I've got three rulers just in case.
Speaker 1: Okay, then chuckle sisters.
Speaker 2: What other meats represent different countries that are at the
Speaker 2: World Cup?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Tinas side laughing in my face. Actually legitimate show? Neat question.
Speaker 6: Greek yus?
Speaker 1: Yes, very good, all right, chuckle sisters.
Speaker 7: Small thing, big joy six saspot you enjoy like finding
Speaker 7: five bucks in your.
Speaker 6: Jeans or buying the sucepan of your dream.
Speaker 2: Christian, Do you need a cover band for the Grandeur
Speaker 2: re opening and.
Speaker 1: The live show with you guys web on the show.
Speaker 2: That's the next thing we're going to turn our attention to.
Speaker 2: It does need live music? We need live music when
Speaker 2: we're up there doing the Grandary I' and doing the
Speaker 2: whole breakthor show up there. Christian where is above and Queensland.
Speaker 2: The Criterion Hotel is in Heldon.
Speaker 1: That's where you find.
Speaker 2: It's about hour and a half outside at Brisbane Long
Speaker 2: Road farm farm farm Farm Farm farm Farm Farm, cop
Speaker 2: shop up, no turn there is yes, all right, small thing,
Speaker 2: big joy.
Speaker 1: Do you know what this week? The small thing big
Speaker 1: joy to me?
Speaker 2: Tracy from the pub when she laughs, some people have
Speaker 2: a laugh that is like a song. It just it
Speaker 2: just tickles the soul. Tracy's got this amazing laugh. I
Speaker 2: realized last week when Ria went up there. We went
Speaker 2: up there to meet them, We had lunch with him.
Speaker 2: She is, She's got this great laugh. That's my small thing.
Speaker 2: Big joy this week for Corey, small thing, big joy
Speaker 2: finding the start of the sticky tape straight away, Patsy, what's.
Speaker 1: It for you?
Speaker 5: I've got a couple this week.
Speaker 4: One is when Rumba goes around and leaves marks in
Speaker 4: the carpet, her cleaning marks, like her trades.
Speaker 7: I love it, like the mcg you cut your grass
Speaker 7: and you got those lines.
Speaker 5: Yet I'm obsessed by it. I love love love.
Speaker 4: And the other thing is when my husband puts a
Speaker 4: water bottle in the bed and I don't realize and
Speaker 4: I go to bed and it's all warming.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so nice, lovely man loving gesture.
Speaker 1: Thays yeah sometimes, Riah, what's it for you?
Speaker 7: I started doing this again recently because it's winter, taking
Speaker 7: clothes straight out of the dryer, putting them straight on
Speaker 7: your body.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, undies, especially March.
Speaker 1: So do you put them in the mornings a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes.
Speaker 7: I should start doing that. I've spent timing my washes
Speaker 7: on the weekend.
Speaker 1: No, no, turn the dryer on. I'm sure.
Speaker 2: I'm sure your partner love that to a cuple of minutes.
Speaker 2: It's so quiet four fifteen.
Speaker 1: I don't know if.
Speaker 4: That's good for the jocks, for the you know what
Speaker 4: to put hot chocks on.
Speaker 2: Well, he's not putting them on there like piping hot.
Speaker 2: They're just warmed up.
Speaker 6: It's hotter than a shower. No, And and the reward
Speaker 6: on the bottom, it's like a.
Speaker 5: A hug for your bum.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 6: It's like a hug for your bum.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say a hand around you bum, but
Speaker 2: that sounds more, sounded like a different thing, but it does.
Speaker 1: It's like a hug for you body. You know what
Speaker 1: it is. It's a warm rub that really salling.
Speaker 2: Joy for me is our good old, rigorous rubdown at
Speaker 2: four point fifty.
Speaker 1: I hire some on an air tasks to come down
Speaker 1: and it just done. Buff me up. All right, small thing,
Speaker 1: make joy? What is it for? You?
Speaker 2: Get those scissors and rulers ready for twenty minutes? Sisters
Speaker 2: texting O false seven five three one O four three. Also,
Speaker 2: can you let us know some more meats of the world.
Speaker 2: I'm actually now concerned. I come up with this idea
Speaker 2: without probably researching. What are the meats of the world?
Speaker 3: A Christian O'Connell show go on podcast every Thursday.
Speaker 2: On the show, we do small Thing, Big Joy. What's
Speaker 2: your share it with me? Oh false seven five three
Speaker 2: one oh four three for Santo Christian my small thing
Speaker 2: bought big joy.
Speaker 1: Boy Joy is when you.
Speaker 2: Forget you had good left opus on the night before
Speaker 2: and you open the fridge and there they are boy joy.
Speaker 2: Hashtag good morning Christian, small thing, big Joy. Winning the
Speaker 2: peg Lotto when you get the exact on the pegs
Speaker 2: you need hanging out the washing mark. That is a
Speaker 2: fantastic one, Christian. The World Cup Meet hagis for Scotland.
Speaker 2: You're either back of the World Cup. I've been there
Speaker 2: for a while. That's incredible. That's a great one. Christian
Speaker 2: Richard small Thing, Big Joy. It's a game of chess
Speaker 2: with the sun on a Sunday morning. And his second
Speaker 2: one is when you go when we play powder Finger
Speaker 2: yesterday morning on the show Christian More powder Finger Less Starship.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid our boss, Sue actually.
Speaker 2: Runs the Australian fan club for Starship, and so because
Speaker 2: she's the more, she can get the station to play
Speaker 2: a lot of them.
Speaker 7: Sometimes she comes dressed up ast.
Speaker 2: And we have to call us two starships. Look, you know,
Speaker 2: she's the boss. Christian small Thing, Big Joy. For Ryan,
Speaker 2: a food court and no one knows exactly what you
Speaker 2: can all agree on for lunch. The food court is
Speaker 2: always the answer. Get everything there, Ryan. The thing I'm
Speaker 2: always amazed that is in the middle of a food court,
Speaker 2: because food courts are also just chaos.
Speaker 1: It's like the.
Speaker 2: Contina Cantina bar scene in Starward. You get all shapes
Speaker 2: and sizes and sorts of people. There a wonderful rainbow
Speaker 2: and spectrum of humanity, and in amongst the noise, there's
Speaker 2: a lot of hubbubbler, isn't there people having food and conversations,
Speaker 2: arguing that there's always a couple of businessmen having a
Speaker 2: very serious business meeting in suits with the laptops that
Speaker 2: can looking at spreadsheets and important financial data.
Speaker 1: So true, don't you have offices? Why would you go?
Speaker 2: And Derek, we're going to have to get this deal
Speaker 2: done by midday? And why don't we meet at Should
Speaker 2: I come to your office?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Goodly food court? And when should we go? The lunchtime
Speaker 1: peak lunchtime?
Speaker 2: There is as always have a look today or tomorrow
Speaker 2: or over the weekend. There's always a business meeting in
Speaker 2: the middle of every food court. And I'm like, how
Speaker 2: can they be calm? And they've got having a meeting
Speaker 2: in the middle of a food court?
Speaker 6: All the documents out all right?
Speaker 1: So chuckle sisters, are you ready ready?
Speaker 2: In five minutes time, I will present to the team
Speaker 2: and to you, to viewers and listeners what my big
Speaker 2: world cup idea is.
Speaker 1: Team, have the scissors, have the paper ready, got.
Speaker 5: It all ready ready to go?
Speaker 2: Listeners, get ready to call in as quickly as possible,
Speaker 2: because this is as soon as you hear what it is,
Speaker 2: you'll get it and you'll want to be in on this.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So this time tomorrow morning, the World Cup would have
Speaker 2: kicked off, the biggest World Cup ever, forty eight countries
Speaker 2: instead of the normal thirty two.
Speaker 1: It is going to be huge.
Speaker 2: Soccer's first game this Sunday two pm. Sunday afternoon is
Speaker 2: a great spot to get around, get your friends around,
Speaker 2: watch it with family and friends and mates. Get around
Speaker 2: the Sacaruz. It's their opening game. It's going to be huge.
Speaker 2: I'd love to think as well. All over the world,
Speaker 2: Australians and different time zones, wherever they are across this
Speaker 2: great planet, we'll be watching that game.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: There's so many people that have been contacting me, and
Speaker 2: there are some listeners here.
Speaker 1: Are flying out to the airport. Yesterday.
Speaker 2: Yesterday was our World Cup Wednesday when we unveiled Rio's
Speaker 2: exclusive highly unofficial soccer Roose Anthem.
Speaker 1: Get a load of this.
Speaker 6: Fly Anisonay.
Speaker 8: Got to the States, scoring by your country.
Speaker 11: Hey for your mates, yankess ye we do inda o day.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what they the boys can play.
Speaker 8: It's a long way to the Cup where you play
Speaker 8: the creed of goal.
Speaker 11: It's a longay to the Cup.
Speaker 6: Where'd you play the greed of gold?
Speaker 2: Now your office may have already done this the World
Speaker 2: Cup sweep steak. You know where everyone in the office
Speaker 2: they put a country out and that's your country. If
Speaker 2: you're left holding the winning country, you win a prize.
Speaker 2: Forty eight countries, I said to lock in our team yesterday.
Speaker 2: Is also a big soccer fan, so hey, we've got
Speaker 2: team lunch to get down the pub. When we're down
Speaker 2: the pub, why don't we do a team.
Speaker 1: Office sweet steak? Love all the countries?
Speaker 2: And then this morning I thought, no, we're going to
Speaker 2: do it with our lovely listeners. Forty eight listeners. One
Speaker 2: listener gets one of the forty eight countries. The draw
Speaker 2: is live on air in ten minutes time. And then
Speaker 2: what we're gonna do. You've got all the various groups
Speaker 2: and all the various countries, forty eight of them.
Speaker 1: Each country won't as to be a country anymore.
Speaker 2: Marie Smith, Terry Stephenson, Andy Peters.
Speaker 1: So then ahead of each.
Speaker 2: Game we can go don't forget Mexico's playing, which means
Speaker 2: for us, Marie is playing Tracy today Old Rivals.
Speaker 1: Five am.
Speaker 2: And then in the sports and it is perhapsally no
Speaker 2: bad news to Tracy. She lost to Sharon today at
Speaker 2: the World Cup.
Speaker 6: Sounds good.
Speaker 1: So, producers, are you ready? Chuckle sisters, are you ready?
Speaker 2: Station's ready? Okay, this is why I want to hear
Speaker 2: chuckle sisters. This is one gonna need you to do now.
Speaker 1: They're just ohh god, they're five to five to each other.
Speaker 1: This is not the Barbie movie. They're passing that. They were,
Speaker 1: all right, the one he needs to do.
Speaker 2: So right down, all forty eight countries, then cut, cut, cut.
Speaker 1: Almost forty eight countries.
Speaker 2: We need to put them into some kind of because
Speaker 2: it's the first time here, incident idea.
Speaker 1: We need a makeshift. Yeah, oh my god, No, you've
Speaker 1: got the bucket hat.
Speaker 3: We've got a bucket app is.
Speaker 1: That soccer roose bucket hair?
Speaker 4: No, it's actually just for surf Life Saving Australia, which
Speaker 4: is also a very important cause.
Speaker 6: And they love the soccer roos they do.
Speaker 2: All right, So I put all the forty eight countries
Speaker 2: into them, and as we go through the lines and
Speaker 2: the texts, we will randomly allocate a country to a listener.
Speaker 1: All right, forty eight times.
Speaker 6: Wow, going to be busy on the phones. Busy, busy,
Speaker 6: busy on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, corning now if you want in part
Speaker 2: of our World Cup Sweet state up for grabs, of course,
Speaker 2: is the world's greatest meat tray. Meats of the world,
Speaker 2: forty eight meats of the world. Frog legs, snails, built
Speaker 2: on snags, beef Wellington from England. I had it some Scotland,
Speaker 2: turkey from Turkey.
Speaker 1: You don't need me to do all.
Speaker 2: It's redundant, you know what I'm talking about. The ultimate
Speaker 2: meat tray for whoever is left holding the winning country
Speaker 2: in the World Cup.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Be ready.
Speaker 2: It is radio's biggest ever World Cup Sweet, the biggest
Speaker 2: ever World Cup. Forty eight teams have now been hastily
Speaker 2: and very quickly thrown into a life saving bucket hat
Speaker 2: that is going to be the where Rio is going
Speaker 2: to draw the countries for forty eight Listeners of ours, I.
Speaker 6: Tell they did the draw for the actual World Cup.
Speaker 1: Yes, Fantino did.
Speaker 8: Fly Annison, go w to the States, storing for your country.
Speaker 8: Pay you for your mate, spashion Yanks Paraguay does this,
Speaker 8: Oh Dray.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what boys could It's a long way
Speaker 6: to the Cup where you play the creed of goal.
Speaker 8: It's a long way to the cup where you play
Speaker 8: the creed and go.
Speaker 2: All right, just give away all the forty eight countries
Speaker 2: to forty eight of you. Then we're going to recreate
Speaker 2: all the brackets, all the groups. It's not his countries now,
Speaker 2: it's actual humans names. You'll be taking each other on,
Speaker 2: knocking each other out, perhaps a love date.
Speaker 1: The sports news. Julie has just beaten Angie.
Speaker 2: Now because I put a prize on this protisic Kending
Speaker 2: has told me we cannot legally refer to it as.
Speaker 1: Anymore? Does I put the meats on it? What can
Speaker 1: we say?
Speaker 6: You should have told me this before.
Speaker 1: She just came in just now. So don't By the way,
Speaker 1: you can can't call it that. Why are you doing this?
Speaker 1: You can't call it the w.
Speaker 6: C Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, good point.
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 1: So what about this? What about this? Don't worry, guys,
Speaker 1: always up there, always thinking.
Speaker 2: The Cup of Worlds, Yeah, the Cosmos Cup, forty eight
Speaker 2: teams playing together, playing boy, not necessarily any particular sport.
Speaker 1: Just what about the tournament that can't be names? You
Speaker 1: can't What about also? The bright side? Cup. Oh, I
Speaker 1: like that the Soccaroo's work trip.
Speaker 6: I can't say that.
Speaker 2: We can't say hangs and can I say socceros?
Speaker 4: Yes, you can say soccero's, but they are not associated
Speaker 4: with the meet in which we are giving it.
Speaker 1: We haven't even got the meats. Matt Rice is an.
Speaker 2: Idea and now created legal troubles about fictional prize.
Speaker 1: It doesn't exist yet.
Speaker 2: We're going to have is some kebabs and a couple
Speaker 2: of snags that you're going to win. But those kebabs
Speaker 2: have not been in by tiny poo FIFA approved.
Speaker 1: All right, anyway, we all know what this is. Let's
Speaker 1: we start giving away. Let's start giving away, all right.
Speaker 2: Let's first of all, then, Julie Galbraith will represent.
Speaker 6: The Ivory Coast.
Speaker 1: The Ivory Coast, well done, not a.
Speaker 2: Lawrence the Ambo driver will be Oh's Becker Star as Beckistan. Oh, Christian,
Speaker 2: I want to answer, I can't get film on the lines.
Speaker 2: Lisa Flockhart will be Switzerland excellence. Christian Beth here in Sydney, please,
Speaker 2: I never win anything.
Speaker 1: Beth in Sydney.
Speaker 6: Will be Brazil.
Speaker 1: Brazil good one.
Speaker 2: Christian can have a team for my soccer man husband, Gray,
Speaker 2: and here be up at the early hours watching all
Speaker 2: the games and supporting these soccer rules. I'm not going
Speaker 2: to see much of them for the next couple of weeks. Graham,
Speaker 2: the husband will.
Speaker 6: Be representing the Straight of Home. I a toll a
Speaker 6: score of Golah.
Speaker 2: Lisa in Sydney wants to take bartonest Lisa to Bridy will.
Speaker 6: Be the Czech Republic.
Speaker 2: Czech Republic. Christian, I'd like to get into the draw.
Speaker 2: I love a good meat tray. Jason, what's he going to?
Speaker 2: What country James are gonna be?
Speaker 6: I hope you like a Bradworth because you've got journey.
Speaker 2: Germany, good team, well done. All right, Let's now go
Speaker 2: to the lines. James, Good morning, James, Good morning, James,
Speaker 2: Good morning, James.
Speaker 1: All right? What country is James.
Speaker 6: James is Mexico?
Speaker 2: Mexico one of three host nations? Well done, So James
Speaker 2: is going to be playing tomorrow morning? Yes against We're
Speaker 2: just about to find out who do Mexico take on?
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to Rebecca. Now morning, Rebecca, Rebecca, Rebecca, Hi, Rebecca.
Speaker 2: All right, let's find out what country RecA is. So
Speaker 2: World Cup sweep Steak Longo oh, well done. Yes, here
Speaker 2: are now the congo. Well done.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Scott now in Penrith. Come on to Scott.
Speaker 2: Good morning man, how are you.
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 2: Let's find out what country you are? Scott Jordan Jordan. Okay,
Speaker 2: you're now Jordan. Scott Jordan has got a Dwayne. Morning, Dwayne.
Speaker 6: They keep moving the calls too quickly.
Speaker 5: Mexico texs on South Africa too, mate.
Speaker 2: We haven't got so we've got We've got Mexico, but
Speaker 2: we haven't got some Africa given away yet.
Speaker 1: All right, so Dwayne is going to get boo.
Speaker 2: Dwayne is in action, taken in his own country, divided loyalty. Sunday,
Speaker 2: two o'clock. Let's go to Julie now, Good morning, Julie.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Hey morning, Julie. Have you been a good
Speaker 2: week so far? What country is Jules?
Speaker 6: The underdogs are ruh by Graham Arnold.
Speaker 2: That's right somewhere some one for the first time in years. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, Judy, well done. Let's get a Crystal now
Speaker 2: with a k Crystal boom morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning. It sounds like you're doing Crystal Crystal.
Speaker 6: I didn't mean to bring you all right.
Speaker 1: What country is.
Speaker 2: Crystaloo you Usa, down with the Yanks, Spank the Yanks.
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Speaker 2: try and separate it when it's frozen together. The whole
Speaker 2: site very dangerous. Tripping over throws and rugs at number
Speaker 2: two and then yeah, every parent knows that this children's
Speaker 2: toys on the flooring lego, upturned dolls, heads and stuff
Speaker 2: like that trip so many times. It's not on the dolls.
Speaker 2: All right, So I'm looking for your dangerous movies. Sow down, mates,
Speaker 2: Slow down. Oh my god, did you see who that was?
Speaker 2: It was running with scissors ants.
Speaker 1: It did. Actually, because it's a little bit of theater,
Speaker 1: I don't charge any extra for that.
Speaker 6: Good by itself.
Speaker 1: Running with those scissor hands. You can have someone's eye out.
Speaker 2: Slow and we've all met a couple of cowardly sharks
Speaker 2: over you, haven't you. What about brave shark? Watch out
Speaker 2: for old brave shark. Su lethally, blonde lelonde.
Speaker 1: Dangerous danger there.
Speaker 2: Lava actually, and you're running the country, watch out for lava. Hueye,
Speaker 2: so down, Eddie, cool back, Charlotte's funnel web, very dangerous
Speaker 2: to funnel web, spider.
Speaker 1: And more molten fear. Mag Ma Mia, Watch out.
Speaker 2: Ladies, there's the volcano ingred.
Speaker 1: It's not just the hormones. No, it's the magma.
Speaker 6: It's the magma.
Speaker 1: You know it's not homo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, makeing movie, James, You got anything as
Speaker 2: great as Edward running with scissors hands unlikely, shade all
Speaker 2: over you mate.
Speaker 7: Slippy slippy bang bang? What slippy slippy bang bang? You've
Speaker 7: slipped over? Then you bang bang. It actually works on
Speaker 7: so many levels.
Speaker 1: Tell you what it doesn't call comedy.
Speaker 7: Star wars can be very dangerous, especially when there is.
Speaker 2: Not remotely Yeah yeah, Darth Vader, is he on the
Speaker 2: mandolin slicer, mendolinium?
Speaker 1: That's very good? Win a medal.
Speaker 6: Gold plus And finally Willie wonkey ladder?
Speaker 1: Oh put your.
Speaker 6: Foot on the bottom wrong?
Speaker 1: Will you lads? Gold plus as well.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: You have you seen what the old chuckle sisters are
Speaker 2: producing been doing? Out there? You and I are in
Speaker 2: the studio and this is the crucible of entertainment. Everyone
Speaker 2: calls it that out there in like the sort of
Speaker 2: ballpit where the producers are supposed to be working. They've
Speaker 2: literally what I've seen them doing is high fiving each
Speaker 2: other and dancing for twenty solid minutes.
Speaker 6: What sort of like what do you mean dancing?
Speaker 1: I literally mean dancing.
Speaker 6: Too much joy? Going on to.
Speaker 1: Get back to cutting up those countries? Do it again twice.
Speaker 2: Dangerous movies is the time wasted today.
Speaker 1: Oh, Peter pandemic.
Speaker 2: Oh that's very good, pea pandemic, bit grim, but that
Speaker 2: is we're.
Speaker 1: Asking for dangerous movies. These aren't feel good? All right,
Speaker 1: Alfi Gabbas is five hundred dollars Holy Moly golf Club
Speaker 1: gift card. All right, are you ready to mark?
Speaker 2: Let's go mad Max Fury roadworks. The good knife care
Speaker 2: for's the good one? It's ship sharp Silver. Everyone's got one.
Speaker 2: Everyone knows the good knife in the kitchen. Yeah, oh no,
Speaker 2: no no, you'll need a good knife for that or
Speaker 2: the sharp knife. Whoopsieheimer, someone's at a tumble and I'll
Speaker 2: pronounce you nunchuck and Larry silver Stue. I thought that
Speaker 2: was a good Four weddings and a fight, a fight,
Speaker 2: Silver Fu. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button battery so dangerous.
Speaker 6: I guess you can swallow them. Take away from children.
Speaker 2: Well done, good warning when hazard met safe. That's from
Speaker 2: Joe fifty first greats. Be careful, Silver Bus, Fiddler on
Speaker 2: the slates, roof cafle chop a worried about happy gil
Speaker 2: mold Oh rising molden down there and nasty, not good
Speaker 2: for you, very dangerous, Silver, Thank you, brad Angle grinding
Speaker 2: Nemo Andrew Conway juggler on the roof. You're asking him
Speaker 2: for trouble. You're gonna come off it. Well done, sue
Speaker 2: go scuba diving, Miss Daisy sil you mean ppeil to
Speaker 2: see those? Let us Napoleon playing with dynamite.
Speaker 6: I don't be doing that.
Speaker 1: Don't Napoleon Silver on Jimmy. Maybe you guys get this,
Speaker 1: but I don't. Forest hump on the ground, Well.
Speaker 6: That's I guess you got to watch out, Phil, you know, Oh.
Speaker 1: There's a hump on the ground. Oh do you know
Speaker 1: what I thought? I thought Forest was humping the ground.
Speaker 6: Thought, wait, what is it?
Speaker 1: Maybe he's tripped on a half you know. I thought
Speaker 1: it was Michelle, where's ready? Do you mean it?
Speaker 6: They're not in the bed there on the ground.
Speaker 1: I thought he was humping the because he's a little
Speaker 1: bit slow, isn't he?
Speaker 6: You know, I thought he was humping someone on the ground.
Speaker 2: Either way, it's dangerousangerous to protect.
Speaker 1: Old protection going to do that. Crocodile undies not dangerous.
Speaker 1: Well know what if he's been bitten in the undies,
Speaker 1: it's dangerous. Silver So much confusion this morning.
Speaker 2: The Greater Gatsby Silver plus Greater is in the midst
Speaker 2: Silver and Ninja Star is born.
Speaker 1: Aaron. Well done And for Metal Life.
Speaker 6: Jacket, Well that's actually very safe.
Speaker 2: It's very safe. Actually make him be safer, all right.
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Speaker 6: Love Juggler on the roof Juggling.
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