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Speaker 2: Are well, men are a hard audience. Yeah, to make

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Speaker 1: But also like we break and we lose shit. We

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Speaker 2: Where's your wedding ring?

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Speaker 1: I don't often wear it, but I was saying that

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Speaker 2: Not your wedding ring.

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Speaker 1: No, No, it was before that. April got me a

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Speaker 1: was jerking off what and I dribbled a bit down

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Speaker 2: The that's so disappointing.

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Speaker 1: I'm one big piece of disappointment.

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Speaker 2: It's so disappointing where something that should bring you joy

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. And then I was like, April was like,

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two Dating Dads.

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Speaker 1: I am Maddie Jay and I'm Ash.

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Speaker 2: This is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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Speaker 2: it is the bad.

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Speaker 1: And the episode relatable and.

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Speaker 2: If you have come wanting some advice, Unfortunately, this is

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Speaker 2: not I repeat not the podcast for you. You will

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Speaker 2: not be as I'm sure you can tell from that intro.

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Speaker 2: We don't sit here and dish at any type of

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Speaker 2: advice at all. But we are two parents whilst trying

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Speaker 2: very hard, making lots of mistakes.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, I think you got through that entrance really good.

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Speaker 1: Then I just listened to the episode coming out this week.

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Speaker 2: What we're doing? What have the name of this podcast?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Again, but no, we're back, We're good, good, We're okay,

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Speaker 2: We're surviving.

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Speaker 1: I'm surviving. I have one of those days. Yesterday I

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Speaker 2: I know you got injured.

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Speaker 1: Mate.

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Speaker 2: Also, when you messaged me and you told me you

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Speaker 2: had an injury, I'm sorry for not giving you nothing.

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Speaker 2: I didn't. Sorry so rude.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I would have been on my deathbed

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Speaker 1: You don't know that, Please tell tell the listeners. It's

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Speaker 2: Wait, sorry, sorry, before before we should have a beer.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, yes, very true. So, as we always do,

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Speaker 1: we talk about what we're drinking today thanks to our

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Speaker 1: partners at Stonewood and today is something very special, something

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Speaker 1: very different. Something some would say is limited.

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Speaker 2: It's very limited.

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Speaker 1: Actually, it's very very limited.

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Speaker 2: It's hard to find these.

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Speaker 2: What it's made with real manga pure ash. I don't

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Speaker 1: There's got that also, it's got those Galaxy hops in

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Speaker 2: They love the Galaxy hopton.

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Speaker 1: Now we both haven't tried this, so let's crack it

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Speaker 2: Cheers my friends, Thank you. Oh that smell is very fruity.

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Speaker 1: It's just a few indents, no holes, thank god, because

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Speaker 1: And they don't pooh anymore. Rose pearls come out. Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 2: That's why they pooh so much when they're toddlers, because

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Speaker 1: They don't anymore. Yeah, I told you about that my

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Speaker 2: You're gonna show me the shop.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to show you the ships. It was.

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Speaker 2: I've been well since we've spoken about kids, ship I

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Speaker 1: Me the girth. Oh for those at home, it looks

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Speaker 2: Is that a bit of capsicle at the end?

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Speaker 1: It's Plato?

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Speaker 2: Those plate scheet is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: If you swipe to the next photo, you can see

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Speaker 1: the person who it came out of, the tiny little girl.

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Speaker 1: She's like happy is Larry after that?

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Speaker 2: Oh? My days? That must have is sure April didn't

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Speaker 2: do that?

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Speaker 1: How is it though?

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, I've never seen anything like it?

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Speaker 1: What did you do with it? It's still kept it

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Speaker 1: in a box, a glass box, and you can't flush

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Speaker 1: that went straight out to the big bins. If I

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Speaker 1: had to flush that, I had to call the plumber.

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Speaker 1: It's ginormous. That's the biggest shit I've ever seen.

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Speaker 2: How much did that way?

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Speaker 1: It was pretty like lofty?

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Speaker 2: I mean, can we show people that ship can put

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Speaker 2: that on on socials?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Like that's wow.

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Speaker 1: Surely that's got to be a record. How did it

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Speaker 1: come out with you?

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Speaker 2: There's got to be some kind of record out there.

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Speaker 2: When you compare the ratio of like Pooh to the

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Speaker 2: person who did it. It's ginamous, like that's like the

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Speaker 2: size of her leg.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, that was my day yesterday.

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Speaker 2: That's my girl.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you got to be proud. Yep.

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Speaker 2: How long did it take her to get that?

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Speaker 1: Out? Of? An hour? So I have dealing with that

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Speaker 1: with a headache, a concussion and a fucking broken toe.

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Speaker 2: Oh wish I could ship like that, I do.

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Speaker 1: You know? How could that it feel coming out of

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Speaker 1: your eyes?

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Speaker 2: So cathartic. I'd pay good money to have that come

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Speaker 2: out of me.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, she's not going to ship for a year now,

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Speaker 1: Nah you think Jesus. Anyway, that was me yesterday. Mate.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, again, apologies you deserve from me. You didn't

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Speaker 1: I didn't get it.

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Speaker 2: But hey, speaking of shit, we're just gonna talk about

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Speaker 2: shit all day. I just want to say, really, really quickly,

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Speaker 2: you had a little laugh at my stories. Yesterday. We

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Speaker 2: went to a new park on the weekend. We had

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Speaker 2: like a little game of tennis with a girl.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: They loved it. There was a park next door. Once

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Speaker 2: always walking distance. Yes, you walk back to and and

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Speaker 2: Laura had her coffee, a large soy cap in her hand,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Who inducing soy cap?

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Speaker 2: And she's looking really worried. She was like looking a

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Speaker 2: and she goes, I'm about to ship myself. And the

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Speaker 2: none whatsoever. What happened, well, she started freaking out. So

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Speaker 2: there's a church building next door, and she's like, is

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Speaker 2: that surely there's public toilets in now, And I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I don't think there are. So she's like storming across

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Speaker 2: the pitch, yawning for a toilet. Couldn't find one. Couldn't

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Speaker 2: find one. So kids are having a great time in

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Speaker 2: the park, Oh new park, loving it. We're like, we

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Speaker 2: have to go home. Only been at the park for

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Speaker 2: like fifteen minutes. The Laura was about to shoot herself.

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Speaker 1: So did she make it?

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Speaker 2: She made it. And I do just want to say

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Speaker 2: is an app out there. It's called oh.

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Speaker 1: There's an app for this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the flush toilet finder app Wow tells you exactly

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Speaker 2: where all the public toilets are.

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Speaker 1: You only found these after because everyone.

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Speaker 2: I got so many messages for people saying, hey, dude,

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Speaker 2: there's an Yeah. I shit all the time, like a

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Speaker 2: couple of times a day, and I always have to

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Speaker 2: like know where I'm going, where the closest toilet is.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, so far, So I get that checked.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, just quickly for anyone who does.

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Speaker 1: And you know me, I frequently shipped myself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you should, like four times a day.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of shooting myself, I have done it again.

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Speaker 2: Go on.

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Speaker 1: I was going to a mate's house on Friday to

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Speaker 1: go through like his wedding prep stuff because I'm the

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Speaker 1: we'll have a barbecue, have a couple of beers, go

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Speaker 1: through it, you know, so it's not such a chore.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh easy, so they like it.

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Speaker 1: It's like a twelve dollars uber. I was like, i's

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Speaker 1: get an uber up there, uber back. Not that I'm poor,

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Speaker 1: but twelve dollars to dolls. And I was out the

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Speaker 1: front waiting for the uber, and I thought I could

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Speaker 2: I know where this is going.

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Speaker 1: It was liquid.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, it was.

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Speaker 1: A little bit wet.

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Speaker 2: It was too late, speaking of you're so quick to

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Speaker 2: say to someone else, get that down for goodness sake,

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Speaker 2: if you were doing liquid shits when you're trying to fart.

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Speaker 1: It was just a bit wet. It was a bit wet.

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Speaker 1: It was just a bit wet, and I it was

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Speaker 1: too late to cancel the uber. Don't get that, thankfully.

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Speaker 1: It was like a big key carnival. It was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: sit in the seventh throw. Thanks And then I got

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Speaker 1: there and I text my mate and I was like,

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Speaker 1: just so you know, I'm going to have to just

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Speaker 1: go straight to the bathroom your house. I think I

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Speaker 1: was shipped myself and I'm in the back of this uber.

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Speaker 1: Tried not to smell right now or I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm still like I'm sure.

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Speaker 2: You like, actually no air con, just wind the windows.

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Speaker 1: Down fresh air conditioning and then got there went checked

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Speaker 1: little sharp, So I apologize to the Uber driver. I

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Speaker 1: wonder why I only got one star, but I just thought,

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Speaker 1: actually completely forgot because I was so embarrassed. I buried

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Speaker 1: it so deep. But Laura's vulnerability has been able to

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Speaker 1: let me tell my story. Thank you, Laura.

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Speaker 2: There is nothing more stressful than that feeling of like

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Speaker 2: if I was to relax right now, I would shit myself.

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Speaker 2: And knowing that you're so far from your own toilet,

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Speaker 2: and also not knowing where the nearest toilet is. That's

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Speaker 2: an anxiety that I wish upon no one.

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Speaker 1: No, I've got anxiety as it is. That would be

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Speaker 1: something I just don't need. My asshole was just decided

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Speaker 1: to let it happen. Just shit yourself, bro.

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Speaker 2: This podcast really didn't talk a lot about shit anyway.

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Speaker 1: Just today that's enough about shit.

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Speaker 2: Well, this one's not shit related. Two things I want

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Speaker 2: to talk about ashes really quickly. The first is just

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Speaker 2: a quick update on Lola. Oh yeah, quick little update

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Speaker 2: on Lola. I have been talking a lot about the

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Speaker 2: fact that she hates me, does not want anything to

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Speaker 2: do with me. I made such good progress on the weekend.

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Speaker 2: It's making such good progress. A lot of people said

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Speaker 2: to me. All you need to do is make sure

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Speaker 2: of you, things that she and enjoys. Just keep doing that,

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Speaker 2: keep chipping away, and she'll turn it around and she'll

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Speaker 2: come good and she'll start to like you again. So

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Speaker 2: all weekend I was putting in so much effort. She

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Speaker 2: could have come at me with a knife, and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: that's fine, you can stab me.

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Speaker 1: We're all away.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to say no to you at all.

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Speaker 2: So we went to the park. We've got Baby Chino's.

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Speaker 2: We did painting together, just anything that she wanted to do.

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Speaker 2: I was like, this is great. As long as you're happy,

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Speaker 2: I don't care. And then on the couch a bit

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Speaker 2: a quiet time in the afternoon, she let me cuddle

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Speaker 2: her as we're watching TV, and I was like, hall.

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Speaker 1: Au halle halleu yah, hall are you what's fun? Halleyll helleluyah, hallelujah.

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Speaker 2: This is good.

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Speaker 1: At four or five deep, hallelujah.

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Speaker 2: There we go. Sorry for everyone playing. Oh I'm having

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Speaker 2: a stroke.

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Speaker 1: Hall are you yeah.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, she's letting me cuddle her nice and afterwards

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Speaker 2: she's like, Daddy, can we make a thought together? And

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, yeah, absolutely, we can make a

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Speaker 2: thought together. I thought you'd never ask, and I did

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Speaker 2: something sent me back, Oh what did you do? Damn shame?

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Speaker 1: He called her Maley or something.

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Speaker 2: As we went into the room downstairs to build a fort.

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Speaker 2: And this was this was a silly little mistake. It

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Speaker 2: was an accident.

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Speaker 1: We all make mistakes.

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Speaker 2: And she was in front of me, right and this

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Speaker 2: is how stupid the mistake was. She was in front

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Speaker 2: of me, she stopped and I didn't realize it. She

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Speaker 2: went to turn around because she forgot something. I was

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Speaker 2: right behind her with my phone in my front pocket,

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Speaker 2: and so she's turned around and gone to walk out

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Speaker 2: the door. She's just come in and she's headbutted the

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Speaker 2: phone in my pocket.

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Speaker 1: Oh straight back down.

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Speaker 2: Then, dude, she's on her back screaming, looking at me

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Speaker 2: as if like why have you done this to me?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: They don't understand accidents.

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Speaker 2: And Laura's like, what have you done? And I was like,

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Speaker 2: I just crash tag try And so.

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Speaker 1: They don't understand that it's an accident, Like I was

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Speaker 1: wiping oscars but the other day and he was bent over,

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Speaker 1: but I wiped a little too hard and got he

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Speaker 1: And it was like it was a clearly accident. I'm

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Speaker 1: not trying to kill my child, and he just couldn't

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Speaker 1: understand it was an act. I'm like, bro, that was

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Speaker 1: an accident, you know, like you can't explain it to them,

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Speaker 1: And she's turned around into you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm just like, I like, essentially just need

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Speaker 2: her in the face.

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Speaker 1: Be more careful, bro, Just so keen to building. So

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Speaker 1: now what you're back?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she wouldn't let me touch it. Tried to

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Speaker 2: feel for you, trying to read her a story at

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Speaker 2: night time, just like nah, I don't want to have it,

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Speaker 2: or you're the go try to Soon as they come

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Speaker 2: to the doorway, she's.

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Speaker 1: Like you, how quickly you can become public enemy number

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Speaker 1: one in your own house? So what's the plan? What's next? Well?

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Speaker 1: Do you have to build back up again?

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Speaker 2: Well? So, okay, So the thing is the thing that

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Speaker 2: I've realized when she doesn't hate me, it's where she

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Speaker 2: knows that Laura is like not an option. So if

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Speaker 2: we're like outside of the.

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Speaker 1: House, we have to off Laura.

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Speaker 2: So I need someone to get rid of Laura.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we're taking applicants to do that job for me.

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Speaker 2: So there is a cruise coming up, Ash that you're

444
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:44,399
Speaker 2: going on. I'm thinking about coming potentially to four day cruise,

445
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:48,359
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking about coming and bringing Laura and Marley

446
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:53,840
Speaker 2: without Laura, purely with the objective.

447
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,600
Speaker 1: You know what's going to happen. What's love uncle Ad?

448
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,960
Speaker 1: And I'll be like, we want to hang out.

449
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:03,000
Speaker 2: With So it's not until March, so I've got a

450
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,440
Speaker 2: bit of time.

451
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,320
Speaker 1: I'll come round quick.

452
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:06,520
Speaker 2: To be honest, I'm nervous. I don't know. I feel

453
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,040
Speaker 2: like it could go either way. It could be a

454
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:10,440
Speaker 2: night man. My kids could just hate me for four

455
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,919
Speaker 2: nights straight. Marley likes me. Mom is good. Yeah, Lola,

456
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,600
Speaker 2: I just like she cannot go to sleep.

457
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,920
Speaker 1: We can just bitch about her. Heaps make you feel better?

458
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,439
Speaker 1: Who oh when she is asleep, we'll be like, what

459
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,879
Speaker 1: about would you did that? Because that's like, well, should

460
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 1: be asleep make you feel better?

461
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 2: I feel like a piece of shit.

462
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,360
Speaker 1: Okay, No, so I think I'll feel good.

463
00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:32,800
Speaker 2: I think the plan would be to just create some

464
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,560
Speaker 2: beautiful memories without Laura.

465
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 1: Forget who Laura is.

466
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,480
Speaker 2: For the fact, the most important part.

467
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:40,800
Speaker 1: I think you can probably gauge out it's going to

468
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,440
Speaker 1: go when you break the news to Lola, Like we're

469
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,120
Speaker 1: gonna go on a cruise, but a big boat. Kids

470
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,920
Speaker 1: love boats, but your mum's not coming. Yeah, exactly, and

471
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,000
Speaker 1: you'll know, like, well.

472
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 2: Then what do I do if she turns around like

473
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 2: night one, being like because she will not go to sleep,

474
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:02,679
Speaker 2: I'll make a decision, and the day off, I'll make

475
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,879
Speaker 2: a decision in the coming days.

476
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the I think the plans bulletproof.

477
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,119
Speaker 2: Oh actually, also, can I just quickly say before we

478
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:16,879
Speaker 2: get into meltdowns, we had Laura's birthday. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, gone,

479
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:22,480
Speaker 2: and I forget like Christmas is great because the kids

480
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 2: have like equal presence.

481
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah right.

482
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,399
Speaker 2: The hardest thing about a birthday is trying to explain

483
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,680
Speaker 2: to one child why you get nothing and the other one.

484
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 1: That I understand, gets everything. That's why we just don't

485
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,159
Speaker 1: throw birthdays for Oscar.

486
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bloody night that we we had, like

487
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:40,880
Speaker 2: the morning on.

488
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 1: What do people do there? Like, what did you do?

489
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 1: Like you obviously just had the experience, but did you

490
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 1: have like a contingency plan.

491
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had to get Marley some gifts as well.

492
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 2: So we had this like the kids are obsessed with makeup,

493
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,640
Speaker 2: so we had to get some little like nail polish,

494
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 2: Like a little packet of nail polished. We gave under Marley,

495
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:04,120
Speaker 2: same one gave to Lola. Lola got more presence, obviously,

496
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 2: but we just gave something. So Marley had at least

497
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,640
Speaker 2: one thing to unwrap on the morning of.

498
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 1: It's a rock.

499
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 2: But then after a second she was like, well, what

500
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 2: else do I get? And then Lola had like a

501
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 2: brand new backpack to take the daycare and had all

502
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 2: these like you know, all these fancy things that she

503
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 2: could get like new t shirt, new backpack, some.

504
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:26,879
Speaker 1: Essential stuff that she needs too, like a backpack is

505
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,360
Speaker 1: like not super fun, but it's essential.

506
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then Marley was like, well this is left up.

507
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 2: What have you got for me?

508
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 1: And we're like cake.

509
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, even like that night, Marley was still like

510
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 2: just couldn't comprehend why Lola was getting all the attention

511
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 2: and Marley was getting nothing. Sad it's an efnyma. And

512
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 2: then to make things worse. But at my sister's place,

513
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 2: just got a little trampoline and the kids were all

514
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 2: jumping on the trampoline.

515
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 1: In built one.

516
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 2: One's lovely.

517
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 1: That's very good.

518
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 2: And the kids will being a little bit rough and rowdy.

519
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 2: Should we step in they fight it out. We're like,

520
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 2: they'll be fine, and also you kind of need kids

521
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 2: to just get hurt. No barricade. We look out and

522
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 2: Lola's like being double bounced. She's like mid air, she's

523
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,439
Speaker 2: coming down. Marley fools down, so she's like laying on

524
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:22,159
Speaker 2: her back. Lola like stomps on her face. Marley gets

525
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:29,439
Speaker 2: like foot to the face, starts screaming, she's chipped her tooth. Shit, yeah, dude,

526
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 2: to make to make things work.

527
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 1: Not a good day for man.

528
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 2: That was right before we did the birthday cake as well.

529
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 2: So now Marley's got this like bottom tooth and I

530
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 2: was thinking.

531
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 1: Sorry, which one hates you again? Oh my god. Marley

532
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: was like, birthdays suck unless it's her birthday. Yeah, it's great,

533
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,439
Speaker 1: but yeah, at the same time, the problem is in

534
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: June when it's Marley's birthday, You'll have to explain to

535
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:57,919
Speaker 1: Lola way she's not getting anything.

536
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,199
Speaker 2: It's going to be an. I'm almost like you need

537
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:00,680
Speaker 2: to get rid.

538
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 1: Of it was a bruiser. Here's a bit of a bruiser. Yeah,

539
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 1: Marley's a bit more like delicate.

540
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 2: It's worth just doing presents like one on one, don't

541
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 2: bring the other kids.

542
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 1: I put the other kid out and wake the other

543
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,360
Speaker 1: one extra early.

544
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,199
Speaker 2: Yepick yeah literally literally so.

545
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 1: But then like Mary would wake up and the lolls

546
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 1: a this new stuff and she's like, did I sleep

547
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 1: for a whole day?

548
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 2: You don't realize those kind of situations one that should

549
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 2: be nothing but joyous, they are a bloody nightmare.

550
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 1: It turns into a meltdown, which leads us perfectly into

551
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 1: tantrums of the week. It's fun.

552
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 2: I've got one for you.

553
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: Yep.

554
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 2: Here, I'm gonna bring out the iPad because this is

555
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 2: a bit of a long one. That's your cue for

556
00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 2: your your line.

557
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 1: That's what she says. Yeah, I missed it, missed it.

558
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 2: This one is a long one, that's what she said.

559
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 2: This is from Laura, from Laura. Yeah, different Laura. The

560
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 2: first time we've actually had a melt down from someone

561
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 2: who's not a parent.

562
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: Oh, I believe if it's about their dog having a

563
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 1: meltdown or something not the same.

564
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 2: No, don't worry. Don't worry. It's not a pet parent.

565
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 2: We have none of those. Listening after a weekly rants,

566
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 2: I wanted to downloads down. This one is from Laura,

567
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 2: who is in nanny Okay. She says, years ago, I

568
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 2: was working as a full time living nanny, and I

569
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 2: took the two kids to the pool for the day.

570
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,880
Speaker 2: After a swim, I was trying to wrangle the four

571
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,640
Speaker 2: year old into her dry clothes, and then the two

572
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 2: year old was climbing under the shower stools, so as

573
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 2: I start dragging her back, she climbs all the way

574
00:26:54,240 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 2: under another woman's shower and starts howling. She's in reaching

575
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 2: under the shower trying to grab the two year old

576
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 2: and haul her out, when the lady in the stool

577
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 2: right fully opens the door and clocks me right in

578
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:16,479
Speaker 2: the head with the door. Meanwhile, the four year old

579
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 2: drops her dry clothes into a puddle, takes her shirt

580
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 2: off as well, and starts howling, you're not my real mom.

581
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: Oh that's going to cut deep too, Like you're not

582
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: my real mom. It's kind of like when I was

583
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: telling you that story about the guy trying to put

584
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 1: his kid into the car seat. She's like, hell, that's good, Laura.

585
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: That's a crackery, especially because they're not your kids.

586
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 2: Don't go to the pool. Like, if you're a nanny,

587
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 2: just put on YouTube.

588
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: Just totally. You get paid to make the kids watch YouTube.

589
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: That's a good one, Very good, Matthew. I've got one here.

590
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: I've begin a couple emails, so two D D t

591
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 1: W A D D at outlook dot com. You flick

592
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: them over if you like. This one comes from Laurie.

593
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: Laurie says, high fellas. Last night, while my son was

594
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: in the bath, I washed his hair. He cried so

595
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 1: hard and then he vomited.

596
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 2: I sympathize with that because Marley's often gotten to the

597
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 2: point where she cries so much, where she's like, is

598
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 2: she gonna vomit? Never happened. I've always wondered, can happen?

599
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 2: Can they get to the point where they cry so much?

600
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 2: That's and also because then you got to fucking go

601
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 2: empty the bath, fill the bath, wash them again. Ah man.

602
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: It's like the other day I ask a god in

603
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: the bath, did a we straight away? And then I'm like,

604
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: now Macy can't get in mate, what do you mean

605
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: I've had to she can no, you can do no

606
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: under under the bath redo the bars an man.

607
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 2: If the kids were in the bath that's playing on?

608
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: It was sollo? Oh I did idrained it to you? Boy?

609
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: I have another one? Or do you have another?

610
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 2: Another one? Here?

611
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: Okay?

612
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 2: This one is from missus Garbo. Missus Garbo, Gabo Garbo?

613
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 2: Why is it every week we have a problem with

614
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 2: the name. I know, I'm so just lexica. I cannot

615
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 2: read garb. This is Garbo and she says her toddler

616
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 2: screamed for fifteen minutes because he couldn't join the sweet

617
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 2: buns in the oven. I'm guessing that's like sweet buns

618
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 2: are like.

619
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: Hot cross bus.

620
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, you also had a meltdown because he couldn't fill

621
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 2: up the freezer was snowballs, she says. By the way,

622
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 2: we live in Norway, which maybe explains the snowballs, the

623
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 2: sweet buns and the snowballs. There you go, lots of love,

624
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 2: A huge fan from Norway.

625
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: No, that's nice, is Garbo?

626
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 2: Thank you so much?

627
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: We have one Norwegian listener.

628
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, who would have thought spread the word?

629
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: I wonder how far it is to the next person's house.

630
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: In Norway. Is it like far apart city.

631
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 2: I mean there are cities in Norway. It's not as

632
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 2: like six houses.

633
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: In Norway in a six house country that I've got

634
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: one last night. This is from Blake, he said, My

635
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: then four year old had an epic meltdown when I

636
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: explained to her that she could neither marry me or

637
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: have a baby with me. I love it. I love

638
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: the short and sharp ones because it's like it just

639
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: shows you how like ridiculous they are sometimes. So if

640
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: you've got one DMS or send us an email or

641
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: two d d at outlook dot com dot a.

642
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 2: H Hey, before we go into questions, I do want

643
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 2: to say, remember you talked about catching a mouse in

644
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 2: your household?

645
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: Did away record it for me?

646
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 2: And you use a very interesting bit of ingredients marshmallows.

647
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 2: So Joony has just said, Joan, what do you got?

648
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 2: I'm happy to share with you Ash that marshmallows do

649
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 2: in fact work. A haha, thank you, She says, we

650
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 2: have a rat in our house for weeks now, cheese

651
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 2: and cake, nothing would work.

652
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: I've got the marshmallow and it worked.

653
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 2: Marshmallow for the first time, and overnight we caught the rat.

654
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: Nice to do with it, she says, we blungeoned it

655
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: to death.

656
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 2: She's unfortunately it was not a catch and release type

657
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 2: of track. A marshmallow one rat.

658
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,719
Speaker 1: Very good, very good. It's good to see that we

659
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: are giving advice. Thank you April for the marshmallow how

660
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: to kill animals. Questions Matt, shall I go first? Or

661
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: would you like to go first?

662
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 2: Can I go first? Do you mind if I do? Okay,

663
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 2: this one is a short and sharp one. How would

664
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 2: you feel if you couldn't have kids?

665
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: Oh, depends on what aide you'd ask me that.

666
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 2: Which I can't imagine right now, life without kids? Yeah, yeah,

667
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 2: because it's just, you know, we're like five years in.

668
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. Is it kind of like if you had the

669
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 1: option to go back and make the decision.

670
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 2: Obviously I would. I would not have them. They are

671
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 2: a nightmare.

672
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: Ah man.

673
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 2: I remember. It's a weird how certain memories like stick

674
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 2: out in your mind. But before we had kids, I

675
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 2: remember having a chat at my sister's place and it

676
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 2: was off the back of one of her friends. They

677
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 2: were trying for a kid. They've been trying for like

678
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 2: a year or two, also trying IVF and it's hard

679
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 2: because you only find out that you have issues once

680
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 2: you start trying and you're unsuccessful.

681
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, or you decide to try and it's like that's it.

682
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 2: I mean, you don't like date someone and go hey,

683
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,959
Speaker 2: how fertile are you?

684
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: Some people would I reckon, Yeah, you're right, I reckon.

685
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 2: Can I just get a sperm count? Please?

686
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: You reckon? People are just so it would.

687
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 2: Be a bit of a flex if you had on

688
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 2: like your Tinder profile, like by the way, great spam count.

689
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: It'd be like you're uberrating sperm count. Well, I think

690
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: we're onto something there.

691
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 2: And I remember my sister said, how would you feel

692
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 2: if you and Laura couldn't have kids? And I was like, yeah, wow,

693
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 2: I'd never really at that point, you know, we'd only

694
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 2: been here.

695
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you never thought like if it couldn't Yeah, I

696
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: was like, that'd be.

697
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 2: Really Like I always imagined that I would be a dad,

698
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 2: Like I always thought that was like, you know, part

699
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 2: of the.

700
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 1: Plan, were you practiced enough.

701
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 2: But then like weirdly, just like timing up events. Laura

702
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 2: was in Bali at the time, and I picked her

703
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 2: up three days later and she got into the car

704
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 2: and she gets, I need to tell you.

705
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: Something, she said with a little balinies. Boy.

706
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 2: She's like, I've had an affair and I was like,

707
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 2: his name was Wayan. This is not panning out like

708
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 2: it works for Bluebird Taxis. They're really popular in Tempessa.

709
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 2: And she said, I'm pregnant. No, actually no, sorry, I

710
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 2: am fucking lying. She goes, I need to tell you something,

711
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 2: and I go, you're pregnant.

712
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh that's right.

713
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, how did you know? It's like, it's just

714
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 2: think the weird how yeah, circumstances, But yeah, I think

715
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 2: if I didn't.

716
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 1: It's such a tough one because there's so many good moments,

717
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: but there's so many I.

718
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 2: Do look at. As a maide of mine, he's always

719
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 2: said I never want to have a family with a

720
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 2: long term partner. He's just one of those people that

721
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 2: him and his partner have always just said, we have

722
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 2: no desire whatsoever to have a yeah, doublincumno kids. And

723
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 2: I look at them and they're traveling, they're doing these

724
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 2: great holidays.

725
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,839
Speaker 1: Got a beautiful house, is not a.

726
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 2: Beautiful apartment that's just like always spotless. And they go

727
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 2: out for dinners midweek and I do at.

728
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: Times you're really selling it to me.

729
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 2: That must be pretty good. Yeah, at times, especially with

730
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 2: you just stick with that time obviously depending on this

731
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 2: if not having it any other way.

732
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're asked me that question on a bad day,

733
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: you know what the answer would be. If you ask

734
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: it to me on a good day, you know what

735
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: the answer would be. Right, Can that be my answer?

736
00:34:59,120 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 2: Absolutely?

737
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let me ask you a question please.

738
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: It wasn't as hard hitting as that. Oh, it's sort

739
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: of similar. The question is this, but I'll rephrase it

740
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: for you because I'm definitely done because I've had this

741
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 1: snap snip. How did you know you were done after

742
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: two kids? Maybe this is directed at me, but I'm

743
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: going to ask you the question.

744
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 2: Well, I'm very indecisive. I'm leaning towards now more and

745
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 2: more leaning towards the fact that I am done. We

746
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 2: will not have a third for a period of time.

747
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 2: I was thinking about it.

748
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: I remember last year you were like, Laura.

749
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 2: Is still keen for a third issue? Is Laura's just

750
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 2: got so much on work. Yeah, she wouldn't even consider

751
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:44,760
Speaker 2: getting pregnant until end of next year, so two thousand

752
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 2: and twenty five.

753
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: Right, and then I kind of think, Man, big gap.

754
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: That's a big gap, right, I go to get all

755
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 1: the way back.

756
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 2: That's like, you know, it's like a marathon. Everyone's like

757
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 2: kind of like, you know, past a half way mark home.

758
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: Stress, You've got to go all the way back and go.

759
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: Got to buy nappies again. Now, got to get a pram,

760
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: got to get that tiny capsule to get up every

761
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 1: two hours.

762
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 2: Ah. Just like the thought of having some bloody like

763
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 2: every meal, like feed the kid. Oh my god.

764
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: I knew when I was held Macie for the first

765
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: time on the day she was born, because I was

766
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: present after I woke up from fainting mid sea section,

767
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't want to do this again.

768
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 2: Mate, when you know, like that was it, you.

769
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: Know, I don't want to When I woke up on

770
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: the floor of the delivery room, sweet.

771
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 2: I dusted myself off, I was like.

772
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 1: Hard day that one. I was like, noah, noah.

773
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 2: And I think that's a good thing. You want to

774
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 2: like when you make that decision, you obviously want to

775
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 2: be certain. Because someone did ask me a question that

776
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 2: whilst I'm kind of leaning towards not having another one,

777
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 2: this question made me go, oh.

778
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 1: Hang on a second, better be a blood question.

779
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 2: What is a simple one. They said, wanted to just

780
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 2: get the snip, get the snip.

781
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's two sides to that though, as someone

782
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 1: who has been snipped. It wasn't that I wanted to

783
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: have another kid that stopped me. It was there's something

784
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: deep inside a man's brain that thinks I'm going to

785
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: lose my superpower whatever. As ridiculous as that is. I

786
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: think we've been over there. Nothing fucking changes.

787
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, I just well except for the fact that

788
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 2: I just fade off to the left.

789
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: Now and I'm just less of a man than I

790
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: was before. But that doesn't matter. There's not it's you're

791
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: probably going out that with like it's the kids, so

792
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: I think, But I guarantee you if you booked it

793
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: and got it done, you'd be like, that was the

794
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: right choice. Look, good question. But also I don't think

795
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,359
Speaker 1: that's the bee all and it I.

796
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 2: Just want to know that even if I'm ninety nine

797
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 2: percent sure that I don't want to have kids, if

798
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 2: that one percent grows into ninety nine percent that I

799
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 2: do want to have another kid, would I regret it?

800
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 2: Would I look back at thirty six year old, Matt going,

801
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 2: you're an idiot for getting the snip.

802
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: Do you want to be forty with like a one

803
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: year old? Really?

804
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 2: Really?

805
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: De Niro had a kid and he's eighty, So that's disgusting.

806
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 1: That's what that is. Don't convey yourself to Robert de Niro.

807
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 2: All right, that's a good way.

808
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: It ended very good. We'll have to pick back up

809
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: on this when you've made up your decision. You don't

810
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: have to that's the thing as well. You don't have

811
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 1: to make up your mind now. But also, do you

812
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 1: really want to deal with liquid shits again?

813
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 2: No?

814
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 1: No, yeah, anyway, each their own. I don't know.

815
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 2: I mean, the only thing is at the moment, our

816
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 2: method of contraception is the pull out method, and there

817
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 2: is a part of it goes it would be nice

818
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 2: to get the snip to be able to like end

819
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 2: the sex and that way, you know, if you know

820
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.

821
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: I just remember, you.

822
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 2: Know, I want to dine in.

823
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: I want to die. I don't want to You don't

824
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: want to take away.

825
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 2: I want to dine in. I want to sit down

826
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 2: and get comfortable and stay there.

827
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't want to drop my food on the

828
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 1: footpath at the front.

829
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 2: Yes, I want to drop this disgusting. I want to

830
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 2: drip the food in the restaurant.

831
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right.

832
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 2: I want to make a mess in the restaurant. Yeah,

833
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 2: don't want to have a food.

834
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:19,720
Speaker 1: In the restaurant at the front and it's billy beans

835
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: on the floor.

836
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you're picking up what I'm saying.

837
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: I am. That's just giving me a little flashback to

838
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: young childhood. Ash. I love getting these last day. I

839
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: remember I used to go to a Catholic school. I'm

840
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: not Catholic. My mom faked me being Catholic to get in.

841
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 1: She said she would facts over the baptism certificates. Never

842
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: did it. And I remember I was in a religion

843
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: class because they do religion, and they were talking about

844
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: contraception and stuff religion, and the teacher said, do you

845
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: know what the number one form of contraception is? And

846
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: I said, just pull it out.

847
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 2: How old are you at this point?

848
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: Fifteen? And the teacher will happen to be also the principal,

849
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: and he's pretty much he pretty much looked at me

850
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 1: to off you go. I knew exactly where to go,

851
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 1: and it was the answer. The correct answer was abstinence anyway,

852
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 1: look at me.

853
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 2: I'm living by your rules fifteen.

854
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: That's the number one method.

855
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 2: And on that note, if you have enjoyed this episode,

856
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 2: we would love it if you shared it with any

857
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 2: other parents out there, anyone who would like laugh. And

858
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,760
Speaker 2: of course if you want to give us a review,

859
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 2: that would be that would be the old ash. We don't.

860
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 2: We don't beg not yet, we asked politely, it's February.

861
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

862
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 1: Long way to go?

863
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 2: It was a cheeky review.

864
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, why not?

865
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 2: I dare you.

866
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 1: You won't.

867
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 2: You won't give you a review?

868
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: You see what you're doing, then you won't give you

869
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 1: five stars. Let's try and trick them.

870
00:40:54,480 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 2: Let's get out in so like Two Doting Dads. Podcast

871
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 2: acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the

872
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 2: connections to land, sea and community.

873
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

874
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

875
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 1: peoples today. This episode was recorded on gadagal Land