WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Wag Days & Matt's Jungle Beard needs to GO

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Good pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura Ben?

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<v Speaker 3>Ready your worth? Our windows done?

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<v Speaker 4>My world risen the dust only good Babs all down.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't march, but you I'm not. I'll beget and

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<v Speaker 3>what I want. It don't matter where.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the pickup, Hi, guys, it's the pickup with

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<v Speaker 4>Britt Hackley and Laura Ben.

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<v Speaker 5>And there's been some terrible breakup news that's been sweeping

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<v Speaker 5>the comic.

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<v Speaker 3>You're devastated, Britt, so sad. You were very excited about this.

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<v Speaker 4>I got sucked down a stupid rabbit hole on the internet,

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<v Speaker 4>like deep deep into this rabbit hole. There is a

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<v Speaker 4>couple who have set the Guinness World Record for the

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<v Speaker 4>longest kiss. Imagine kissing someone continuously for fifty eight hours

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<v Speaker 4>and thirty five minutes and fifty eight seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>What are the rules? Can you, like not have any

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<v Speaker 2>breaking skin to skin?

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<v Speaker 4>To be fair, I don't know the exact rules, but

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to say it's got to be a continuous kiss.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine that's been recorded. They've been together.

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<v Speaker 4>Since twin thirteen, that's when they set the record, and

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<v Speaker 4>they just broke up. Devastating. No, because they're still kissing. No,

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<v Speaker 4>they probably never want to kiss again. That's probably what

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<v Speaker 4>it really was.

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<v Speaker 2>How would you physically?

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<v Speaker 5>I could think of nothing worse than being attached by

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<v Speaker 5>the lips for what's nearly sixty hours?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, they set the record twice. First off, they set

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<v Speaker 4>it in twenty eleven with a forty six hour kiss.

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<v Speaker 4>Then they broke their own record. Why go for it twice?

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<v Speaker 3>I had a hobby. I think that was their hobby.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the point.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have to practice for that? Like?

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<v Speaker 5>How many times do they do that privately before they

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<v Speaker 5>did it publicly?

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<v Speaker 3>We should all take.

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<v Speaker 4>A collective moment because they look quite devastated.

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<v Speaker 3>They've broken up. Rip Is love even real anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't seem like it.

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<v Speaker 5>Not?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, not if married at First Site has anything to

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<v Speaker 4>say for it, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, we're actually not talking about married at First Site today, Laura.

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<v Speaker 5>For the first time, I've taken a break. I've said

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<v Speaker 5>no married at First Site today. But we do have

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<v Speaker 5>a really great show coming up. There is a man

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<v Speaker 5>that has operated on himself and you are not going

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<v Speaker 5>to believe what he has done.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to tell you all about it after the

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<v Speaker 2>break Grit.

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<v Speaker 4>There is a news article that is going viral at

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<v Speaker 4>the moment. Well, actually it's a it's a surgeon who's

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<v Speaker 4>created content put it out on Instagram. It's currently had

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<v Speaker 4>four million views and it is accruing more rapidly. The

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<v Speaker 4>reason for this is because he has taken diy or

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<v Speaker 4>doing surgery on himself to all new heights.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think you can take doing surgery on yourself

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<v Speaker 5>to all new heights. I think that is the height

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<v Speaker 5>people don't do surgery.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, for example, you could do a minor surgery,

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<v Speaker 4>like you could close your own elb up if you

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<v Speaker 4>had stretched elobes.

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<v Speaker 3>Think of what else you could think.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a difference between stitching a cut rather than giving

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<v Speaker 4>yourself open heart surgery.

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<v Speaker 2>Right like the or built the same he did stitch

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<v Speaker 2>a cut of sorts to me.

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<v Speaker 4>So this man, he is a doctor, he's a surgeon.

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<v Speaker 4>He's from Taiwan, and he streamed this online. Basically, he

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<v Speaker 4>had three children and as a gift to his wife,

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<v Speaker 4>he decided it was time for him to have a vasectomy.

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<v Speaker 4>But not only did he go and get a vasectomy,

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<v Speaker 4>he gave himself a vseectomy on camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Normally actually insane.

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<v Speaker 4>Normally a aseectomy takes like around half an hour to

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<v Speaker 4>forty minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>He came out and said.

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<v Speaker 4>It took him twice as long because it was a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit more complicated having to do.

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<v Speaker 3>It to himself.

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<v Speaker 4>He said, like, there was only one point in the

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<v Speaker 4>operation where it seemed as though he was.

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<v Speaker 3>Visibly in pain.

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<v Speaker 4>He had to like put the tools down, He laid back,

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<v Speaker 4>had a moment afore like processing what he was doing,

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<v Speaker 4>and then he just got straight back to work down there,

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<v Speaker 4>snip and cutting, tying up stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>That is next level, isn't it. He did say he

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<v Speaker 5>could feel it even though he had a local. He's like,

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<v Speaker 5>it still feels weird to be able to feel in

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<v Speaker 5>your penis what you're sewing up. I actually don't understand

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<v Speaker 5>the purpose of it. Just get put under You've got

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<v Speaker 5>a doctor.

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<v Speaker 3>Friends, you know what.

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<v Speaker 4>He did say this one thing which I agree with,

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<v Speaker 4>but it was particularly funny.

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<v Speaker 3>He said, I am really brave, and yes you are,

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<v Speaker 3>Yes you are.

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<v Speaker 4>But also if your wife has to give birth to

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<v Speaker 4>three children, this should become the normal men should be

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<v Speaker 4>giving themselves vseectomy.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got to all have childbirth and kind of go

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<v Speaker 3>through that.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't do this to myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't try I don't mean that. Don't try that at home.

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<v Speaker 5>Everyone, No one listening to you is gonna go and

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<v Speaker 5>try and dissect me at home or no, in.

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<v Speaker 4>Case I could get myself in trouble with compliance on

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<v Speaker 4>radio or something. If somebody turns around and says Laura

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<v Speaker 4>Burns said, and then they do it, I'm gonna lose

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<v Speaker 4>my job.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then we're gonna lose that job over a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>I remember, I didn't do it to myself, but my

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<v Speaker 5>boyfriend at the time did.

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<v Speaker 3>I just got him.

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<v Speaker 5>He was a doctor, and I got him to bring

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<v Speaker 5>some equipment home and I sewed up my ear holes

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<v Speaker 5>on my bed like we just laid down at home

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<v Speaker 5>and he sewed my ears up. It like a little

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<v Speaker 5>operate We set up a little operating table in my

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<v Speaker 5>room and he just sowed them all. That's like as

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<v Speaker 5>close as I do it yourself operation at.

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<v Speaker 2>Home that I've ever done.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder, like how much this kind of like breaches heaps,

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<v Speaker 4>Like yeah, like breaches like legislation stuff around like codes

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<v Speaker 4>of being a doctor.

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<v Speaker 5>They did it was in another country, so no one

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<v Speaker 5>in Australia come for me, and that was a lie.

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<v Speaker 2>I made the whole story out.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, this did happen in Taiwan, so maybe they have

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<v Speaker 4>different rules than what is in Australia. But apparently they

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<v Speaker 4>did an investigation and he didn't actually break any rules

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<v Speaker 4>by creating this content. Had a urologists on hand in

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<v Speaker 4>case anything went wrong, so he had someone in the.

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<v Speaker 3>Room to take that. I mean, if you've got someone

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<v Speaker 3>in the room, just let him do it in the

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<v Speaker 3>first place. Lay back. You don't need to be working

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<v Speaker 3>this hard.

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<v Speaker 5>Even now, he's probably the first person to have vseected

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<v Speaker 5>me in himself.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, there's probably a Guinness World record in that or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if there is.

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<v Speaker 4>I think like, if we have another kid, Matt will

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<v Speaker 4>then get a vasectomy. I'm pretty like Matt, no, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going to give him one. We're going to diy in

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<v Speaker 4>our house as well. No, I think he would. I

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<v Speaker 4>think he would be keen to. I actually don't. I

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<v Speaker 4>think that if we had a third child, the fear

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<v Speaker 4>of a fourth child would probably propel him to want

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<v Speaker 4>to do so. His podcast partner, like my husband does

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<v Speaker 4>a podcast Two Doting Dads with a guy named Ash Wigs.

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<v Speaker 4>He went and got a vasectomy like the day after

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<v Speaker 4>he'd had his second child, because he was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>we're done now.

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<v Speaker 5>Well that's pretty excessive, is it. Yeah, because the day after,

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<v Speaker 5>like your feelings aren't well.

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<v Speaker 3>I normally know if it was the day after. It's

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<v Speaker 3>very short.

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<v Speaker 5>Laura Burn's spinning those lines on radio. There is a

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<v Speaker 5>mum being absolutely slammed online. She's causing quite the debate

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<v Speaker 5>about if it's okay to have a four day school

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<v Speaker 5>week for your child.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, let's set the facts.

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<v Speaker 5>Her child's five years old and she's only just started school,

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<v Speaker 5>so it's like a kindy it's like that new transition.

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<v Speaker 5>Have listened to what she said that has sparked so

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<v Speaker 5>much anger For the first four weeks.

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<v Speaker 6>They have one day off on a Wednesdays, and I

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<v Speaker 6>kind of want to keep that a thing because I

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<v Speaker 6>love not rushing anywhere. I love the extra time I

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<v Speaker 6>get to spend with my daughter. I love the time

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<v Speaker 6>she gets to spend with her siblings. Like the rush

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<v Speaker 6>every single day and her being gone for so long

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<v Speaker 6>every single day at school, five days a week for

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<v Speaker 6>the rest of her life, it just feels unnatural.

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<v Speaker 4>This mom's called it a wag day, so she wants

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<v Speaker 4>her kid, her kindergartener to take well she I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>she hasn't said that she absolutely wants to be back,

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<v Speaker 4>but she was kind of a hypothesis, wouldn't it be

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<v Speaker 4>nice if you could just send your kids to school

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<v Speaker 4>four days a week.

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<v Speaker 5>I want to come to this mum's defense. I'm not

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<v Speaker 5>a mum, but the fact that this has caused so

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<v Speaker 5>much outrage and anger that like news dot com is

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<v Speaker 5>writing articles about it. She's literally just given a throwaway

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<v Speaker 5>comment being like, oh, it's been so nice to have

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<v Speaker 5>a home for a day with her siblings spend more

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<v Speaker 5>time with her.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love it if that could continue, and the

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<v Speaker 2>Internet has like jumped down her throat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, there's nothing that we love more than getting

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<v Speaker 4>angry about a mum who's not parenting the.

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<v Speaker 3>Way that we expect it to be parenting. But I

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<v Speaker 3>think it's an interesting one.

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<v Speaker 4>Because we're all for the four day work week, Why

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<v Speaker 4>are we so against a four day school week?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I to learn, I'm against it. I need my

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<v Speaker 3>kids in school.

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<v Speaker 4>I like a five days school week, don't get me wrong,

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<v Speaker 4>But I think it also comes into this idea that

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<v Speaker 4>like school and having a break because like, for example,

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<v Speaker 4>like my little one Lola, she goes to daycare only

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<v Speaker 4>three days a week, and it's really really hard for

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<v Speaker 4>her to get into the momentum of when it's a

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<v Speaker 4>daycare day and when it's a day at home, because

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<v Speaker 4>the four day break in between means it makes it

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<v Speaker 4>difficult for her and her friends. It makes her difficult

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<v Speaker 4>to pick up from where she left off and she

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<v Speaker 4>loses that continuity. Whereas like my oldest Maley May, who

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<v Speaker 4>has also just started kindergarten, she is thriving, and it's

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<v Speaker 4>because they think she has this repetition to show up

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<v Speaker 4>to and she's got this really like planned system of

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<v Speaker 4>what's happening every day, and she knows what she's got

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<v Speaker 4>to do, and she gets in there and.

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<v Speaker 3>Gets it done.

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<v Speaker 5>I think, to be fair, most parents love the fact

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<v Speaker 5>that five days a week their kids are at school

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<v Speaker 5>and they can get about their own life. But I

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<v Speaker 5>also understand that there are people that think, hey, two

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<v Speaker 5>days a week is not enough for me to spend

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<v Speaker 5>with my kid. But you can't just I understand that,

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<v Speaker 5>but you can't just have them to hang out like

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<v Speaker 5>you still.

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<v Speaker 2>Need to homeschool them or teach them in some way.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't just be like I want you all to

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<v Speaker 5>myself and delay their learning. And I understand that learning

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<v Speaker 5>comes in so many different ways.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I have some friends that live.

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<v Speaker 5>Up north, like near Barron Bay and Queenslandy area, And

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<v Speaker 5>I say that because I think it'll check out their homeschool.

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<v Speaker 5>They don't homeschool, but they go to I forget what

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<v Speaker 5>it's called stories, one of those schools that like they

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<v Speaker 5>have classes as all outdoors in the forests and stuff,

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<v Speaker 5>like they learn to count when they're young by like

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<v Speaker 5>finding twigs and branches and discovering things. So they're still learning,

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<v Speaker 5>but in a different way. They're not in the classroom.

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<v Speaker 5>They don't have a pen and paper, and it's just

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<v Speaker 5>a bit more of a creativity school. Like that stuff

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<v Speaker 5>I think is all well and good as long as

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<v Speaker 5>you need to do it, Like there comes a point

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<v Speaker 5>where you need a calculator and you need Pythagoros theorem

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<v Speaker 5>and you need to know taxes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean, like a kindergarten doesn't need to no taxes.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I'm bought thirty seven. I sn't know how

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<v Speaker 4>to do my taxes very well. I mean, I think

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<v Speaker 4>it's pretty harsh for her to be slammed for having

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<v Speaker 4>these thoughts. The reason for that is is because as

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<v Speaker 4>a new mom, she's got three kids, two of them

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<v Speaker 4>are at home. This is her first year of having

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<v Speaker 4>a kid go to school. It's a big transition for

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<v Speaker 4>a mom as well, like having your kids go from

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<v Speaker 4>spending lots of time with them, having your days worked

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<v Speaker 4>out in a certain way, having your time kind of

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<v Speaker 4>split up amongst your kids, and then transitioning to having

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<v Speaker 4>a new child in school and navigating the school system

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<v Speaker 4>and five days a week and a new routine, and

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<v Speaker 4>like you know, the drop offs and the multiple pickups.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really hard.

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<v Speaker 4>And so I can understand why she's saying maybe that

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<v Speaker 4>this isn't the best solution. It's not like she's saying, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>she's going to keep a kid on from school and

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<v Speaker 4>then neglect it and be a terrible mum.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, just relax. The Internet needs to relax. I truly

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<v Speaker 2>believe that.

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<v Speaker 5>I think sometimes we'll get too angry about too many things.

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<v Speaker 4>You heard it here first, everyone just relaxed. From Brittany

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<v Speaker 4>Hockley britt last week on our podcast Life on cart

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<v Speaker 4>we answered a really important question that we were very

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<v Speaker 4>aligned on, and that question was from a listener who

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<v Speaker 4>asked whether or not she could tell her husband that

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<v Speaker 4>he was going bald. She wanted to ask him whether

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<v Speaker 4>he could go and get take balding medication because she

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<v Speaker 4>was not loving the fact that he was thinning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we did say that at the end of

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<v Speaker 2>the day.

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<v Speaker 5>No, you can't go and point out your partner's insecurities

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<v Speaker 5>and ask them to change it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, that's exactly what we unanimously landed on. But I

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<v Speaker 4>have another question for you, and this one is a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit more close to home. Do you think it

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<v Speaker 4>is okay to tell your partner how you want their

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<v Speaker 4>facial hair to be if they have decided to change

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<v Speaker 4>it dramatically? I need more context, Okay, So imagine that

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<v Speaker 4>you're used to your partner having a relatively can.

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<v Speaker 5>We just call a space babe, we're talking about your husband, Matt.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're talking about Matt. We're talking it. So this

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<v Speaker 4>is very When I say close to home, I'm talking

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<v Speaker 4>about inside my home. So my husband, Matt, he was

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<v Speaker 4>recently on I'm a Celebrity to get me out of Here.

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<v Speaker 4>On the show, he refused to shave his face. He

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<v Speaker 4>grew quite the beard. Matt is not normally a facial

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<v Speaker 4>hair hairy person. Like I lack a bit of stubble.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's manly and sexy. It's gone beyond stubble.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a beard.

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<v Speaker 4>It kind of still smells like the jungle. And I

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<v Speaker 4>have asked him a few ways nicely if he would

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<v Speaker 4>please shave it, because it's just it goes up my

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<v Speaker 4>nose and I find it really hard to kiss. And

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<v Speaker 4>I'm struggling with navigating around the facial hair and I've

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<v Speaker 4>come up against a little.

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<v Speaker 3>Bit of resistance.

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<v Speaker 4>But maybe it's because I shouldn't be asking.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Okay, here we go suggest something.

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<v Speaker 5>You can say, Hey, I love you so much better,

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<v Speaker 5>and it's more sexier when it's like shortaved or like

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<v Speaker 5>my nose. But you can't hold the man down with

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<v Speaker 5>a razor and try and shave his beard if he

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<v Speaker 5>doesn't want to.

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<v Speaker 3>He can't.

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<v Speaker 5>But I do think maybe if you let him down

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<v Speaker 5>the garden path and said, maybe it turns you on

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<v Speaker 5>more when.

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<v Speaker 3>He's clean shaved, you like dangle that carroag I've done

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<v Speaker 3>at all.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, I was like, I will feel more

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<v Speaker 4>excited about taking you down to Poundtown if you shave

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<v Speaker 4>your face, and he goes, yeah, yeah, I'll do it tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>It's been weeks, he's been home for weeks. It's getting

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<v Speaker 4>longer by the day, and he will not shave it,

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<v Speaker 4>and it kind of smells like jungle fire.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's give the man a second to defend himself.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually have mad on the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, honey, I love you and I find you

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<v Speaker 4>so sexy, but the beid's got to go.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not what you said a minute ago.

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<v Speaker 1>This is absolute defamation. I I wash and condition this

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<v Speaker 1>bed every other night and claim to your good listeners

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<v Speaker 1>that it smells absolute don Also another thing. The one

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<v Speaker 1>person who is your hall pass is Jason Momoa, who

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<v Speaker 1>happens to be a very hairy man. Really mixed signals

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<v Speaker 1>from me. On the one hand, you want someone very hairy,

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, there's a hairy man in front

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<v Speaker 1>of you. You don't want him anymore? Which one is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Laura's Jason Momoa is my hall pass, and he is

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<v Speaker 4>a particularly hairy man. But I think I think if

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<v Speaker 4>I was to ever climb that man, I would discover

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<v Speaker 4>that also his facial hair goes up my nose, and

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like it's a sensory thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I actually think if Jason Momoa shaved his beer, he

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<v Speaker 5>wouldn't be your Yeah, he wouldn't be a hall pass anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>But what I will say is, Matt, you do you.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm all for whatever you want to do, whatever makes

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<v Speaker 5>you happy. But what I am going to say is

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<v Speaker 5>been in Laura's defense. When I came out of the

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<v Speaker 5>jungle last year, I showered, shaved, moisturized, washed, condition I

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<v Speaker 5>did everything, and I thought that I was like cool

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<v Speaker 5>the jungles left behind.

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<v Speaker 2>So many people told me how much I still stunk.

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<v Speaker 5>People like, the stench is still in your hair even

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<v Speaker 5>though you've washed it, but I couldn't smell it because.

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<v Speaker 2>I was accustomed to.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd become one with the jungle.

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<v Speaker 5>So maybe maybe I know you're conditioning the beard, but

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<v Speaker 5>maybe it's in there, and that's stench's in there and

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<v Speaker 5>you don't know it.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't drag me into your your condition, Brittany, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you shall, but if don't, you

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<v Speaker 1>dare compare me to yourself. Also, Laura, is it part

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<v Speaker 1>of your body readion that you sometimes neglect in terms

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<v Speaker 1>of shaving. I won't go into too much detail, but

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm saying it's a little bit rich. Once you

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<v Speaker 1>start shaving, I will as well.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's make a deal. If that's all it's

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<v Speaker 4>going to take a deal, I'll do it tonight. Can

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<v Speaker 4>you please shave your face as well. I'll report back

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<v Speaker 4>on it tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone, Can someone send us some raisors. We need a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot to get through.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys gonna slide right off each other.

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<v Speaker 3>Send the hacks or everybody. Al Right, that's it from us, guys,