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Speaker 2: Meldon's Gold one oh four point three Why from.
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Speaker 3: to the world, Christian.
Speaker 1: I remember wants naked frying bacon. Don't do that.
Speaker 4: Oh sometimes I'll just rinto not use so breakfast.
Speaker 5: So and I got through a whole wheel of cannby.
Speaker 6: All right, let's deal with this now, Patsy, It's okay
Speaker 6: to go home if you're not well.
Speaker 7: I'm fine, I'm here now, I'm in the hot seat.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But like I said yesterday, last half hour of the show,
Speaker 6: even sort of making a big song and dance.
Speaker 1: Are fair about the fat you weren't well? And I said,
Speaker 1: you know, it is a generalization.
Speaker 6: We should always be carefully modern world of making generalizations,
Speaker 6: but generalization.
Speaker 1: But I just think women will let you know they're
Speaker 1: not feeling a lot quicker, a lot freer by you
Speaker 1: guys crap. All right, produce bect Do you think that
Speaker 1: is unfair? But you bet? Do you think that's something.
Speaker 4: That is absolutely bull dust? Man win all the time about.
Speaker 6: Bens it Well, men winch But who's the first to
Speaker 6: let you know that was my question.
Speaker 1: It's you women are.
Speaker 3: Basic and then all of a sudden, you guys like,
Speaker 3: oh now I feel poorly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but who's the first to let you know?
Speaker 7: You guys and so our communications good? What can we say?
Speaker 1: Answer? But who is the first?
Speaker 6: Who's the last person to know they've got a problem
Speaker 6: the person with the problem? Stinky People don't know they're
Speaker 6: stinky until someone says, hey, Whiffy, put some spray there.
Speaker 6: You know, people have to have interventions. So anyway, this morning,
Speaker 6: I'm prepping the show the half an hour have.
Speaker 1: I don't like anyone coming in studio. I just need
Speaker 1: to get my head straight.
Speaker 6: Many I cry, many, I cry in Okay. Pats came
Speaker 6: in and the first thing she said to was, you
Speaker 6: know when you just wake up and you just know
Speaker 6: you shouldn't go to work today?
Speaker 7: I did not I say good morning.
Speaker 6: No, you did say good morning, and then you drop
Speaker 6: the old big Pats bomb where you went, you know?
Speaker 1: And she said it is you know, you just you
Speaker 1: shouldn't be at what this? And I said, all right,
Speaker 1: well listen, we can go home.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 6: There's you know a load of people out in the
Speaker 6: newsroom there. Let's get Alan to do it. Let's get
Speaker 6: big out to do the news today. That's here, big Alan, Please, No.
Speaker 4: I'm not going home to get the pad on the
Speaker 4: back for coming in.
Speaker 7: No, I don't look on.
Speaker 5: The middle and I don't get to wear a beat.
Speaker 7: But I'm going to join you back now worse than
Speaker 7: I feel.
Speaker 1: You came in. You just came into the studio and said,
Speaker 1: you know when you're just shedding me at work?
Speaker 7: Well you are huge.
Speaker 1: He actually they're not passed. I'm here now, well bless you.
Speaker 1: But if you're.
Speaker 7: Feeling great, because it's a Friday, I'm.
Speaker 1: Looking forward to what you said to me. You said
Speaker 1: to me that you know when you.
Speaker 7: Shouldn't be got my game face on?
Speaker 1: Now do you seriously not feel work?
Speaker 6: What can we get you to help you through the
Speaker 6: next couple of hours laughter and a good time.
Speaker 7: And it's all I need is some DICEI of comedy
Speaker 7: from you, two funny gentlemen.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at today's running. All I've got information.
Speaker 6: I've got a big music announcement, extra hymic comedy, hadn't
Speaker 6: panned on doing any today, cross coming in at about
Speaker 6: Quabar State.
Speaker 1: Can you hold on.
Speaker 7: To I'll be able to hold off the last rights.
Speaker 1: To it in when our resident clown comes in.
Speaker 6: Is in my mind he comes in with the old
Speaker 6: revolving Dicky Bows jokes.
Speaker 3: Honestly, like the jokes that he writes down. I kind
Speaker 3: of hope that he always forgets in his car in
Speaker 3: that little notebook of his.
Speaker 1: Was it last Friday?
Speaker 6: I believe it was the week before when he said
Speaker 6: to Rocketman he loves sci fi movies. So the comedy
Speaker 6: Becoming at eight p fifteen with Shane Crawford This morning the.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 6: God one of four point three. Come on, he's to
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. So here's the situation at the moment,
Speaker 6: were kind of we've started the show. I'm desperate to
Speaker 6: share what is genuinely exciting news this morning and it
Speaker 6: involves Can I even say what?
Speaker 1: It involves the world of music?
Speaker 4: Yes, h a bean and you can say to her announcement, can.
Speaker 6: You no you saw the email two weeks ago loose lips.
Speaker 6: There's there a little bit in a little bit of
Speaker 6: chitter chatter on the show a couple of weeks about it.
Speaker 6: Do you remember when I had more or less early
Speaker 6: announced it. But luckily the boss has forgotten about that.
Speaker 6: She obviously did not hear. We got an email two
Speaker 6: weeks ago saying, do not talk about this band coming
Speaker 6: to this location. And I I think I did that
Speaker 6: about ten shows ago. But anyway, we can't tell you.
Speaker 6: Apparently I can tell you in about five minutes time.
Speaker 6: What we're waiting for is the band involved to post
Speaker 6: a message on social media saying they're coming.
Speaker 4: As soon as they do that, then where he got
Speaker 4: they all clear to say?
Speaker 1: This is the modern world.
Speaker 6: Now, these bands and you know a lot of like
Speaker 6: comedians and that they are their own broadcast channel. Ricky's
Speaker 6: got like, what is it, twenty million followers on Twitter,
Speaker 6: Colin McGregor's got thirty odd million followers on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Why do they really need us?
Speaker 4: And what happens if we do it like big deal?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, my friend, because I've got the
Speaker 1: first tickets once we announce it. We're the only radio
Speaker 1: station Australia it's got the first tickets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what governing body is going to come and say, hey,
Speaker 3: you said it too early?
Speaker 4: The promoters, Oh, they take the tickets off us. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 6: Otherwise I have been running my chap about it yesterday
Speaker 6: or because it's I can't wait all right, well, I
Speaker 6: what are you in front of right now?
Speaker 1: Why don a Twitter page? And they haven't because brad
Speaker 1: Our producers from a different generation. He's on my Space
Speaker 1: and he hasn't seen anything. He's looking at smokesic.
Speaker 4: This is from what I can tell.
Speaker 3: They haven't done an official tweet to say, hey where
Speaker 3: this band and we're coming to Australia. But what they
Speaker 3: have been doing in the last twenty minutes is riding
Speaker 3: back to fans who are in Australia saying yes, we
Speaker 3: are coming your way, Yes, break out the tim tams,
Speaker 3: We're heading down under. That kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: This isn't good.
Speaker 6: This is the modern world right now about how big
Speaker 6: social media platforms are. Do you think that Winston Churchill
Speaker 6: back in the day would have declared war on Germany
Speaker 6: on social media? You know, like America Australia and they're all,
Speaker 6: we're just waiting for Winston to post something on his
Speaker 6: Facebook page Winston nine hundred.
Speaker 3: And you even asked would it be like the band
Speaker 3: themselves doing it? And it's actually written from like, look,
Speaker 3: I'll show you the name at the end, and then.
Speaker 6: The younger boys it is coming from the Venger. The
Speaker 6: younger boys don't account. That's incredible ven grand boy.
Speaker 4: So it's the members.
Speaker 1: No, it's not the end.
Speaker 6: Oh, come on, you know there'd be some dweeve doing.
Speaker 6: That's some nineteen year old kid. Go and sign it
Speaker 6: from you don't think he's there?
Speaker 4: I think we can announce it.
Speaker 1: Plus with his sunglasses, he's not a bit of a sort.
Speaker 4: Of one rock star who wears sunglasses.
Speaker 6: Ray Charles wears sunglasses all rock Lenny Kravitz wear sunglasses.
Speaker 6: The other guy from the Irish band what's his name?
Speaker 6: Can't think of it right now, throwing off the scent.
Speaker 6: Bonna wears sunglasses. Many of them wear sunglasses. Springsteen wears sunglasses.
Speaker 4: So who do we have to Who gives us the
Speaker 4: all clear to say it?
Speaker 6: Hey, go back to it for a second on this morning,
Speaker 6: producer Beck, When do we get the all clear?
Speaker 1: Not me? Oh they're all terrified today.
Speaker 5: No, you can go after this ad break, So why
Speaker 5: don't you press the button and we can?
Speaker 1: All right, So the bands are waiting for me to
Speaker 1: play this ad break. All right.
Speaker 6: So the banks somewhere in the world right now in
Speaker 6: the chateau in France, are going soon as Christian plays
Speaker 6: the ad break the six fifteen A break and they
Speaker 6: get the messages about the the you Brad at the moment,
Speaker 6: the VEO care Home one as well and the JBI
Speaker 6: Fi one.
Speaker 1: Then we'll go big on.
Speaker 4: I just got off the phone to producer Brad. They're
Speaker 4: all right to go.
Speaker 6: All right, when we come back from this ad, I've
Speaker 6: got the news.
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Speaker 2: point three.
Speaker 6: All right, I can give you the big news. Then
Speaker 6: you two are coming to Australia. They're doing this huge
Speaker 6: megator and didn't know that they were going to be
Speaker 6: coming down Under with the Joshua Tree tour, but they
Speaker 6: are bringing it here, which is great news. One of
Speaker 6: the greatest rock and roll albums. But we're talking about
Speaker 6: the other day. You two are coming. Noel Gallagher from
Speaker 6: OAS is supporting as well. So it's an amazing night
Speaker 6: and if you've ever been lucky enough to see YouTube
Speaker 6: before as well, it is a huge mega show.
Speaker 1: It costs them a fortune, but it's an amazing show.
Speaker 1: And Joshua Tree Live will be a real treat. They
Speaker 1: do some of the other hits as well. So Joshua
Speaker 1: Tree announced Marvel Stadium Friday, the fifteenth of November. Tickets
Speaker 1: go and sell one pm Tuesday, June eleventh at livenation
Speaker 1: dot com dot au.
Speaker 6: But get excited. You two are coming at the end
Speaker 6: of the year and it is only the end of May.
Speaker 6: Today we've got the very first pair of tickets for
Speaker 6: you to win, first pair of tickets in town. Later
Speaker 6: on the Sawning Show, you can win the very first
Speaker 6: tickets to go and see you two live during the
Speaker 6: Joshua Tree at Marvel Stadium. Will be giving that away
Speaker 6: till the next hour, or sell on the show Scold
Speaker 6: one oh four point three. You two are coming. Great
Speaker 6: news the.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point
Speaker 2: three You.
Speaker 6: Two Weather streets have no name of the great album
Speaker 6: one of the great rock and roll albums, really important
Speaker 6: seminal album by you to Joshua Tree. And the great
Speaker 6: news is then that they are doing the Joshua Tree,
Speaker 6: this big megator. They've done most they've done all of Europe.
Speaker 6: They did a couple of nights at Wembley Stadium where
Speaker 6: it was amazing supporter by Noel Gallagher, and they are
Speaker 6: coming to Australia at the end of the year. They're
Speaker 6: gonna be playing the Marvel Stadium and it's in November.
Speaker 6: Ticket's gone sal eleven eleventh of June at livenation dot
Speaker 6: com dot au.
Speaker 1: I am so excited.
Speaker 3: And to settle this argument whether big bands like this
Speaker 3: actually send their own tweets out or if they got
Speaker 3: a worker sending their tweets out, they're signing it off.
Speaker 3: The individual band members each tweet themselves and Bono has
Speaker 3: even written this is Bono.
Speaker 4: We hear you.
Speaker 1: The work experience kid yelled at by Bono, go and
Speaker 1: just sign off. This is bond This is Bono.
Speaker 4: And then someone goes, great, thanks Bono. How is the Edge?
Speaker 1: Then the edit it's a Bono bot.
Speaker 3: Then the Edge goes gorgeous dot dot dot the Edge.
Speaker 3: The Adam goes, We're coming fro you, Adelaide, We're coming
Speaker 3: for you dot dott Adam.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, then I want you to I'm going to
Speaker 1: I'm going to test this reply now to them and.
Speaker 6: Say we don't believe Okay, we don't believe this is
Speaker 6: you two. Now I've interviewed lucky enough to interview the
Speaker 6: band quite a few times.
Speaker 3: Okay, we don't believe this is the real members of
Speaker 3: you two writing back to us m hm.
Speaker 4: Writing these tweets?
Speaker 1: Ye, can we ask you a question to prove it? Can?
Speaker 4: Can we ask you a question.
Speaker 1: To prove it? To prove it? Ps P dot s
Speaker 1: dot very excited, very exciting. You're coming to Australia, you
Speaker 1: are coming coming to OZ, said replied great. Oh, this
Speaker 1: is exciting. By the way, Eddie maguire is only announcing
Speaker 1: it in five minutes time? Is it pathetic that I
Speaker 1: feel excited that we announced it before Eddie everywhere? Yes?
Speaker 3: But did you see the twitch the text we got
Speaker 3: in Well, Sunrise beat.
Speaker 1: Us, everyone beat somebody these days, mate. Okay, as long
Speaker 1: as we're getting the jump on triple M that's all
Speaker 1: I care about, right.
Speaker 6: But it is great news and great news for you
Speaker 6: because we are going to give away a pair of tickets.
Speaker 6: It's a double to go and see you too, a
Speaker 6: Marvel Stadium. Tigers don't go and down, don't go on
Speaker 6: sell now for another about eleven or twelve days until
Speaker 6: the eleventh of June. You can win them on this
Speaker 6: show only. The show in the next hour probably brought
Speaker 6: them on. Don't judge you, but but we have a
Speaker 6: double to give away, which is amazing. Before they go
Speaker 6: on say sale, well, before they go on sell. Have
Speaker 6: you ever seen you two live?
Speaker 4: I saw them do two songs only, but that's great?
Speaker 1: Well what was that?
Speaker 3: That was for hamersh and Andy's last drivetime show and they.
Speaker 1: Were touring out here amazing. What two songs did they do?
Speaker 4: They did Desire and.
Speaker 1: Oh so you got one of the world's biggest bands
Speaker 1: because of how amazing that show was.
Speaker 6: You made with the boys and you can't remember that
Speaker 6: they did a personal gig for you guys.
Speaker 3: Here's a new one, Desire and say some of their
Speaker 3: other famous ones.
Speaker 1: Some of their other famous ones. I think they were
Speaker 1: doing this on Sunrise now are they you too? Is
Speaker 1: that the one with the glasses who wrings the pope
Speaker 1: standing at the little fellow Pats? Have you ever seen
Speaker 1: them live?
Speaker 4: No Love to?
Speaker 7: It's like a once in a lifetime opportunity, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Joshua Tree as well, which is such a brilliant album.
Speaker 1: I was wucky enough like I said it. Interviewed them
Speaker 1: with quite a few times. The last time was about
Speaker 1: a month before I left to move out here. Get
Speaker 1: this then, what a prize? Me and thirty listeners to
Speaker 1: my old breakfast show were allowed to go to Abbey
Speaker 1: Road Studios listen to the brand new album a week
Speaker 1: before it came out, and then joining us to listen
Speaker 1: to the album for the last three songs the entire band,
Speaker 1: just me and thirty listeners at one of the most
Speaker 1: famous recording studios in the world, the Beatles. So many
Speaker 1: Radiohead albums made, there's so many film schools recorded there,
Speaker 1: all the Harry Potter film schools recorded there, but with
Speaker 1: you two listening to their album with him. That was
Speaker 1: in the entire band. And then we did a half
Speaker 1: an hour Q and A just with the thirty people
Speaker 1: in the room and the entire band.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's it hard to give honest feedback, Like a
Speaker 3: track two started a bit slow for me.
Speaker 1: Said to me, what did you really think of the album? Right?
Speaker 1: And I said, Oh, I like this track? And he goes,
Speaker 1: you're only mentioning that one. Why have you listened to
Speaker 1: the rest of it? That I went, I'd be really honest
Speaker 1: because of my job, I only really listened to song
Speaker 1: and the first listener album, I'm thinking what I hope
Speaker 1: to play, so said, I really like that one. I
Speaker 1: think it should be the next track that you release.
Speaker 1: The band start arguing I didn't realize that I kicked
Speaker 1: off some big argument.
Speaker 6: Bonni goes and he yells at his manager, play it now,
Speaker 6: and so because he's powerful, so we all then have
Speaker 6: to borows we're now.
Speaker 1: It's like a hostage situation.
Speaker 6: We all have to listen to it, right, and then
Speaker 6: Bono says, stand up, stand up. Everyone starts to sing
Speaker 6: along in this heavy road studio right two. It's just
Speaker 6: thirty people and they can't believe their luck.
Speaker 1: Right these people now, and these are mega, mega mega fans,
Speaker 1: and they're right in front of you two. They're not
Speaker 1: on the stage and sharing it, you know, with eight
Speaker 1: two thousand people right there's they's starting to swarm us
Speaker 1: now like zombies. I'm your fans start to swarm or
Speaker 1: you two know me that the the thirty super fans
Speaker 1: of you two that are in Ambi Rose two, they
Speaker 1: all start to swarm this little stage that we're on.
Speaker 6: Bono is now singing right then the bands stood up
Speaker 6: with him, but they haven't got their instruments. Bono is
Speaker 6: singing along with his own song, I'm I'm.
Speaker 1: On the stage, but I'm a spare part. I have
Speaker 1: been obviously interviewing them in chatting with the boys, but
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. They're you two and
Speaker 1: then I'm on the end. Bona then hounce me out.
Speaker 1: This is one of the most awkward encounters of my life.
Speaker 1: It should have been a highlight. He puts a hand
Speaker 1: on my shoulder and starts singing into my ear. I
Speaker 1: now feel so awkward. I don't know what to do right.
Speaker 6: People are hating me because they love to have Bono
Speaker 6: singing their ear. I don't even know, you know when
Speaker 6: you I didn't.
Speaker 1: Know how do I do? I do?
Speaker 6: I start to dance, so I started to do a
Speaker 6: kind of awful middle age add a bit of a
Speaker 6: just a little bit of a gentle move right now,
Speaker 6: I don't know what to do with my hands as well.
Speaker 6: I'm like, do I move them? So I'm just I
Speaker 6: look frozen and I couldn't wait for the whole thing
Speaker 6: to be over.
Speaker 1: Bono's going simpire, you know, and I think it. Please
Speaker 1: can this be over. People now are taking photos going
Speaker 1: Christian looks really awkward?
Speaker 6: Has he had a stroke? Why is he frozen up
Speaker 6: there trying to move?
Speaker 4: And all because of that awkward bubbing. That's how they
Speaker 4: chose not to use.
Speaker 1: That, all right.
Speaker 6: So the beginnings is you two tickets coming up in
Speaker 6: an hour's time. They are coming to Australia doing Joshua
Speaker 6: Tree Life.
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Speaker 6: Three yesterday on the show. Then Patty hit us on
Speaker 6: another one of her to sort of use. She t
Speaker 6: bones the show. She comes out of nowhere and just
Speaker 6: smashes into us with a theory, some half baked theory
Speaker 6: about a tram that you can go on that's apparently
Speaker 6: famous for being a swinger's tram, all right, that apparently
Speaker 6: people go on to join the tram version of the
Speaker 6: High Club. And you know, we get a lot of calls,
Speaker 6: a lot of emails.
Speaker 1: I can't get anything back and out, not a.
Speaker 6: Single thing, no one anywhere I put the hand, I went, oh, yeah, no,
Speaker 6: I've heard about that, just Patrina Jones.
Speaker 4: No we didn't get anyone though, we didn't.
Speaker 7: No one wants twa.
Speaker 1: We got something like three hundred and sixty two calls
Speaker 1: during five Time Tuesday.
Speaker 6: Right, not a single one about the old sex tram.
Speaker 6: Maybe you and Chris turn it into that, but no
Speaker 6: one else is.
Speaker 1: It's just you guys. Okay, however we did it? Did
Speaker 1: mean We've got this amazing email from a listener called
Speaker 1: Brad Doug Leash, Christian, Patsy Jack and the team listening
Speaker 1: to the show talking about the swinging tram. I thought
Speaker 1: we'd timely to send you this email in relation to
Speaker 1: a new business established in Melbourne called.
Speaker 6: Mile High Australia. Get this established in the last few weeks.
Speaker 6: This business has a range of aircraft from the twin
Speaker 6: engine piston to corporate jets, especially set up for intimacy
Speaker 6: keywords here, especially setups. And I'm more cramming in that
Speaker 6: toilet where you've got to go in sideways anyway, you know,
Speaker 6: and you're terrified that your bits are going to be
Speaker 6: sucked out if you don't get off a point press flush.
Speaker 1: All right, How it does that mean there must be beds?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm looking at the website. Can I read what.
Speaker 1: The can you read? Did you need to say that
Speaker 1: on the radio, Can I can I talk?
Speaker 4: Please call on me?
Speaker 1: Please let me ever go doing a speaking bit.
Speaker 7: I've found my hand up all morning red lights on.
Speaker 4: Go for it.
Speaker 3: The forty five minute experience will cost you starting from
Speaker 3: eight hundred dollars for the smallest plane.
Speaker 1: They take up there. What's that like a bike?
Speaker 3: So it doesn't have any beds in it, it's only
Speaker 3: got the seats. But for two people they'll take you
Speaker 3: up there. The cabin is separated from the pilots by
Speaker 3: a timber bifold door, ensuring privacy.
Speaker 1: I think more romantic than a bi phone door.
Speaker 7: But that's being hopeful. Isn't it a forty five minute trip?
Speaker 6: Like really that include like a three course lunch. I
Speaker 6: don't need forty five minutes. It's just by the time
Speaker 6: it's getting at the bottom the runway I'm going you
Speaker 6: can actually I can get out now I'm done.
Speaker 4: It says.
Speaker 3: It's seatbelts on for the three and a half minutes
Speaker 3: it takes to reach a mile altitude and then seatbelt off.
Speaker 3: Time to get your mojo on?
Speaker 1: Are they doing like announcements like that? You know? Flying
Speaker 1: out of Melbourne at the request of the guests, offering
Speaker 1: limousine transfers merchandise that wine and cheese packs. Do you
Speaker 1: have the cheese afterwards? So it's not really the food
Speaker 1: of love? Is it oysters but cheese.
Speaker 6: So it's called mile High Australia dot com dot au.
Speaker 6: So obviously we were very excited to getting this and
Speaker 6: we thought we'd love to speak to someone or today's
Speaker 6: show it gets more information. That's where the trail went dry.
Speaker 6: We couldn't get any information. There's no phone number. However,
Speaker 6: the guy Brad must be involved with this company. We've
Speaker 6: emailed him back and we're hoping to have someone from
Speaker 6: the company in an hour's some of the show to
Speaker 6: find out more.
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Speaker 1: Just remember what the weather was like Wednesday night into
Speaker 1: Thursday morning. Wind rain. So I as soon as I
Speaker 1: got up right Corbus four, I thought, I'll just I'll
Speaker 1: get the surfboard now and leave it out of my
Speaker 1: nature strips. When Brad comes, it's easier for us just
Speaker 1: to put it straight in the car. Now. The weather
Speaker 1: was really bad. Okay, don't judge the fut I heard
Speaker 1: him pull up, I heard him put up, and.
Speaker 4: You watched him through the Venetians struggle.
Speaker 1: Wind and rain because I didn't want to get my
Speaker 1: hair work. I had an elderly man struggle with that
Speaker 1: surfboard and it was a beast. It took him five minutes.
Speaker 1: At one point I can't, I thought, I can't see
Speaker 1: this anymore. It's so bad. I'm gonna have to I'm
Speaker 1: gon and go back to the kitchen and finish my
Speaker 1: hot tea. I let him struck win the right.
Speaker 3: I can't judge you, don't judge me, okay, all right,
Speaker 3: nature of the subject.
Speaker 1: All right. So that's my one. What's yours?
Speaker 9: Then?
Speaker 6: The best confession we get to the next half an hour,
Speaker 6: we'll give away the very first bath tickets in town
Speaker 6: to go and see you too. You can't even buy
Speaker 6: them yet, only just been announced an hour ago that
Speaker 6: they're coming to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Nine four one four one o four three. What is
Speaker 1: your confession for? Don't judge me, but.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three.
Speaker 1: All right, then take some calls now to give away
Speaker 1: the very first pair of tickets in town to go
Speaker 1: and see you two live during Joshua Tree. We're looking
Speaker 1: for the best.
Speaker 6: Don't judge me, but this morning your confessions judgment free on.
Speaker 6: Don't judge me, but we did this every Friday. Nine
Speaker 6: four one o four three, Leanne.
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning, Hell are you? I'm good? What's
Speaker 1: your don't judge me, but don't judge me.
Speaker 10: But when always a kid, I used to love eating
Speaker 10: more sausages.
Speaker 1: You mean no, surely not? You mean uncooked?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, So mom used to cook out sausages and I
Speaker 10: used to grab one before she started cooking. And I
Speaker 10: was pretty fuscki eated when I was a kid. So
Speaker 10: I think she was just glad too that I was
Speaker 10: eating something. So I needn't go new sausages.
Speaker 1: Now, unbelievable like a cave girl. All right, that's a
Speaker 1: great one to kick us off. You might be winning
Speaker 1: the U two tickets. Let's go to Carmen now, Good morning, Carmen, Good.
Speaker 12: Morning, Christian. I don't judge me, but I got busted
Speaker 12: parking in a disabled car park and a man with
Speaker 12: one leg got out of his car and abused me.
Speaker 12: I said, I'm going to run into the shop. I'll
Speaker 12: be ten minutes, and I just looked at him and
Speaker 12: I went into the shop.
Speaker 3: Carmen, No, no, I mean it's one thing to get caught,
Speaker 3: but then still coinside shot.
Speaker 12: I know, but I had to go to the shop.
Speaker 12: We needed to get.
Speaker 1: In that sable. People who can't move so easily need
Speaker 1: those spaces.
Speaker 12: That's fun, is Jucki's fingers up at me. I'm sure
Speaker 12: he wanted to kick me, but he couldn't.
Speaker 6: No, come on, now, there's no need to be like that.
Speaker 6: That's a bit cheap. Actually coming all right, let's get
Speaker 6: ri a comma. No, come and shut up.
Speaker 1: Let's go to another call now, Tracy, Come morning, Tracy, Good.
Speaker 8: Morning, Christian. Don't judge me. But when you've got your
Speaker 8: coffee cards and you hit your last one and there's
Speaker 8: a freebie, I'm going to get coffees for friends or
Speaker 8: family and I pocket there five dollars and end up
Speaker 8: with two free coffees.
Speaker 7: You know who else does that here?
Speaker 1: Craigs Huggy does doesn't surprise me, short pockets. Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't surprise me. That's a great one, thank you
Speaker 1: very much, Tracy. It might be you getting the you
Speaker 1: two tickets. So that's how it works. Apart from Comma's Call.
Speaker 2: The Christian Who Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 2: four points.
Speaker 6: By the way, if you've been calling through and loads
Speaker 6: of you are the last two days a little new
Speaker 6: phone assistant that I've got now Jack Post. We're getting
Speaker 6: so many phone calls during the show now producers Beck
Speaker 6: and Brad can't deal with them all. There's just there's
Speaker 6: this too many, which is great as we approach our
Speaker 6: yea and we want to take more of your calls
Speaker 6: and get more of your stories on air. We're trying
Speaker 6: to get an extra someone the work on the show.
Speaker 6: What's why they this place? Don't want to shadowt any
Speaker 6: more money. Jack's doing it at the moment.
Speaker 4: So say hello if you speak to me.
Speaker 6: During the song, Jack is taking calls seriously, He's had
Speaker 6: to hear some filth the last couple of minutes because
Speaker 6: all I keep hearing is saying listen thanks. So I
Speaker 6: don't think it's right for the show. It's a little
Speaker 6: bit too rude. That's one about someone doing someone going
Speaker 6: to plant pot which we do not need to hear.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to. I don't want even want
Speaker 1: to know that. I know that story.
Speaker 6: Now all right then it says some more stories, then
Speaker 6: give away these tickets on. Don't judge me, but Helen
Speaker 6: good morning.
Speaker 13: Oh hi Christian, it's how long. Don't judge me, but
Speaker 13: I have very long, quite beautiful here, and I have
Speaker 13: to say that sometimes when I'm desperate, I use it
Speaker 13: as dental sloths.
Speaker 1: It's very inventive. Why not does it work? Yeah?
Speaker 13: It works perfectly. It's very handy, it's very audible.
Speaker 1: And are you doing this? Are you doing this in public?
Speaker 1: Or I'm not judging. I'm just trying to get more
Speaker 1: information because if I saw someone I was on the.
Speaker 6: Train or tram putting a strand of their hair out
Speaker 6: and then flossing with their teeth.
Speaker 1: I would judge absolutely hell, And I'm glad you cleared
Speaker 1: that up.
Speaker 6: Okay, right, it might be you getting the you two
Speaker 6: tickets stay there, head on, but that's a great one.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Lee.
Speaker 14: Hi Christian, how are you going?
Speaker 6: I'm good, buddy, word on and getting through. We've got
Speaker 6: a lot of YouTube fans calling at the moment. Lee,
Speaker 6: what's your one?
Speaker 14: Okay, Christians, don't judge, don't judge me that I have
Speaker 14: this male dog who gets fine cameras with the pillows
Speaker 14: power swapped over for my wife.
Speaker 4: All right, how do I get it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: We heard enough.
Speaker 4: Okay, the dog comes to your pillow and then you.
Speaker 1: Sware that's.
Speaker 14: Still doesn't know.
Speaker 1: All right, Lee, stay there, let's go to Trish. Good morning, Trish.
Speaker 9: Morning, Christian. Don't judge me. But when I was little,
Speaker 9: my mum used to pile our plates with peas and
Speaker 9: beans and I know, and I used to flick them
Speaker 9: before I'd get to the table before everyone else, and
Speaker 9: I'd flick them behind the fridge. Mum didn't find it
Speaker 9: for years.
Speaker 1: Until we moved dried in peas.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, she.
Speaker 9: Didn't know what they were at first.
Speaker 1: But she worked it out many times. You told greens
Speaker 1: eat your peas.
Speaker 9: Oh I hate it. I still don't like peas and beans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't know. That's funny. All right, Trish,
Speaker 1: stay there. That's a good one, and let's go now
Speaker 1: to Claudio. Yes, Claudia, yes, great name.
Speaker 8: Hi, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 6: Okay, well on getting through what's your Don't judge me,
Speaker 6: but it's probably the last call we've taken it this morning.
Speaker 14: Thank you, Chris.
Speaker 11: Look, Christian, don't judge me, but I want to smell
Speaker 11: my nails when I cut them. And on top of
Speaker 11: that more Douglas freedom.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: We've heard some stuff today, haven't we. We've heard I
Speaker 6: would say a little bit too much. I don't know
Speaker 6: if there's YouTube tickets drawing out stories that maybe we
Speaker 6: don't need to hear. However, it's called don't judge me?
Speaker 6: But who are we sending to go and see you too?
Speaker 4: All right? These are the top two I think?
Speaker 3: Is the iron Guts eating or raw sausage?
Speaker 4: And do we dare put Claudio in there as well?
Speaker 1: Yep, it's called don't judge me, but let's get back.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so producers, can we call that one back?
Speaker 1: Give her the good news? This is amazing. No one
Speaker 1: else in Melbourne knows if they're going to get the
Speaker 1: YouTube tickets. They're going to try and buy them, and
Speaker 1: good luck, it will sell out really quickly. This is
Speaker 1: the only person who's going to go and see you
Speaker 1: two at the moment they're over at the end of
Speaker 1: the year.
Speaker 4: Great row one.
Speaker 1: Go worry ever you want.
Speaker 6: So the good news is more U two tickets coming
Speaker 6: next week, every single show next week Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Speaker 6: We've got a pair every single day only here on
Speaker 6: Gold one oh four point three. Can you tell that
Speaker 6: I'm feeling for time at the moment to produces time.
Speaker 6: I can't keep talking like a good old mom or
Speaker 6: something about the TV last night.
Speaker 1: I'm struggling here, guys, have you got the winner? There
Speaker 1: she is that we're calling her up now live to
Speaker 1: give her the news. I should have said her name.
Speaker 1: Why did I try and create extra work for us.
Speaker 6: All on a Friday? Hang on, she's there.
Speaker 1: This is exciting. Turn the radio down. Are you there?
Speaker 1: Turn the radio? Turn the radio down? Are you there?
Speaker 10: Can you hear me?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Gotcha? Listen, well done, I've just seen where she's calling from.
Speaker 1: Wear abe handle with care. Hey, listen, you've got the
Speaker 1: first bad tickets to go and see you two live.
Speaker 12: That is amazing.
Speaker 10: I'm so happy, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: All those uncooked sausages have now paid off.
Speaker 9: Okay, yep they sure, hair, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: And are you too, fan? I thought you'd be over
Speaker 1: the moon to get the news.
Speaker 9: Oh I am totally over the moon.
Speaker 10: And I'm in the drawer for the five thousand dollars
Speaker 10: today too, So.
Speaker 6: Grab him, grab hands, turn out the tail. Tell you
Speaker 6: what we're not calling you off. People be rioting if
Speaker 6: you get.
Speaker 3: And how about this, Leanne, you can put your YouTube
Speaker 3: tickets back into the system and your name back into
Speaker 3: the pay it forward.
Speaker 9: That's all right, I'll take the YouTube ticket.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well we'll just see who gets a call after it.
Speaker 1: All right, Well done though, enjoy you too.
Speaker 2: Thank you for Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 2: oh four point three. Are you ready for Christian O'Connell's
Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars phone frenzy?
Speaker 6: All right, then stand by your phone starts going. Now
Speaker 6: it's us cooling with the good news. You've won five
Speaker 6: thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Number.
Speaker 3: I'm ready to go a few are Let's do it.
Speaker 1: It's not that when we've Greedy got the YouTube tickets
Speaker 1: and thinks that she's entired of the five grand as well,
Speaker 1: hang up with it all.
Speaker 15: Yeah, so Christian, thank you red identify yourself.
Speaker 1: This gets easier every week for me.
Speaker 11: I'm telling you, I love it. This is absolutely brilliant, excellent,
Speaker 11: excellent news.
Speaker 1: I told him yet doesn't know who is Yes it
Speaker 1: is Christian. You're live on Gone one O four point
Speaker 1: three brilliant.
Speaker 11: This is absolutely the best news. Ah, sensational, sensational, So
Speaker 11: is this, Daniel. I got the wife here and the
Speaker 11: kids and they're all the lighted, which.
Speaker 1: We can hear the crack right now around it yours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you won five grand.
Speaker 15: Thank you very much.
Speaker 11: Oh I can't believe this. I can't believe this.
Speaker 1: So listen tell us.
Speaker 6: Obviously five grand getting a cool out the blue is
Speaker 6: great news, but tell us why it will come in
Speaker 6: handy right now?
Speaker 1: Then? What a big reaction?
Speaker 11: Oh, listen, we've got a few bills coming in. We
Speaker 11: got a oh, we've just got so much going on
Speaker 11: with a subdivision here. We've got bills coming in for that.
Speaker 11: And yeah, they think about my mother from Ireland as well.
Speaker 11: So this is really really just it's one of those
Speaker 11: it's one of those months that's just been kind of
Speaker 11: builds bills, bills. But you know what I'd like to do.
Speaker 11: I'd like to shout the breakfast the breakfast crew at
Speaker 11: the pub tonight for a couple of rounds.
Speaker 6: Well how about this, Well, why don't you come and
Speaker 6: join us in the pub next Friday?
Speaker 11: You know what, I love that idea. Let me take
Speaker 11: the day off working on you there. I'll shout a
Speaker 11: few rounds because without this, I'll tell you what this
Speaker 11: is just it is the big change. It's a great
Speaker 11: It's just great this month. I have to say this
Speaker 11: is terrific. Sound a few rounds. That's my wife Katy
Speaker 11: and two of my boys.
Speaker 4: How old are the boys I've got.
Speaker 11: I've got Max and Luckey, so one's nine on one
Speaker 11: is well?
Speaker 1: And how long you've been living in Melbourne mate?
Speaker 11: I've been here for jeez. I've been in Australia now
Speaker 11: for about nineteen years. Yea, yeah, I lived in Queensland
Speaker 11: for quite a while and then Melbourne for the last fifteen.
Speaker 1: That's the best bit, right, great cities. It's obviously been
Speaker 1: here a year, but I love it.
Speaker 11: Oh, sensational even better when you went five grand I
Speaker 11: love this city. I wouldn't be winning this money in Queensland.
Speaker 6: I fear knowing how obviously the irist people love to celebrate.
Speaker 6: I feel that by the time we see you in
Speaker 6: the pub with us next for this money is all gone.
Speaker 11: Oh well, listen, it is what it is. You got
Speaker 11: to celebrate. When you've got to celebrate, nobody putting the bank.
Speaker 1: So what's the first thing you're going to do with it?
Speaker 11: Well, I've been with my wife twenty years, so we
Speaker 11: actually met tomorrow twenty years ago, so I got to
Speaker 11: buy something special anyway, So yeah, she knows better now obviously.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. So she anniversary tomorrow.
Speaker 11: Yeah we met twenty years ago tomorrow, So wedding anniversary
Speaker 11: years two weeks from now, in the middle of the
Speaker 11: one for there, Yeah, we do celebrate that. So yeah,
Speaker 11: I better get something little special now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, listen, do you know what?
Speaker 6: We never know who's on the other end of the phone,
Speaker 6: But the last couple of weeks we've been blessed. But
Speaker 6: with every single person that's picked up, and again with you,
Speaker 6: Dame as well. So I'm really glad that you did
Speaker 6: pick up and that you were selected.
Speaker 1: Well done on the money.
Speaker 11: No, thank you very much, Christian. As I say, I've
Speaker 11: listened to your show every day since actually started.
Speaker 1: So thanks.
Speaker 11: I love this show and now I really really appreciate that.
Speaker 11: Yes I will. I'll make my way to the pub
Speaker 11: and say you can send me the bill for a
Speaker 11: round tonight. The whole crew and I've showed around in.
Speaker 6: There so well, listen, we will buy you and your
Speaker 6: wife a drink next week down the pub with us.
Speaker 1: We'll see you there. Look forward to meeting you mate. Beautiful,
Speaker 1: Thanks Chris, all right, well now thank you, all right,
Speaker 1: see Dammian, there you go. That's our winner.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 6: Three, The Heavy Smell of nineteen nineties. After shaving the studio,
Speaker 6: says to me, Shane Crawford is with us.
Speaker 5: That's right, the pine cone, the yeah otherwise known as
Speaker 5: bruder it is.
Speaker 1: Yes, I thought you were talking about your genitals.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I don't share In the morning,
Speaker 5: I just put on the after shape. Look at your face.
Speaker 1: Again, you're thinking what there was another? Don't judge your
Speaker 1: bus and all right, so you're looking as always very smart.
Speaker 1: But then today paired with a beanie. Have you seen
Speaker 1: the beanie hat? Jack? There it is it's rough out there.
Speaker 1: You made it in safe.
Speaker 5: I actually people go, are you trying to hide? But
Speaker 5: I actually like wearing hats and beanies. I love just
Speaker 5: rugging up. Like Melbourne. Everyone says Melbourne's the most livable
Speaker 5: city and Melbourne's a great place. But we're kidding ourselves seriously,
Speaker 5: who would want to live in this?
Speaker 1: A living? What's wrong with it?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 5: During the winter months, it's like, get me out of here.
Speaker 6: Everyone leaves, So listen, okay, let's jump straight into it.
Speaker 6: What do you think about Dale Thomas and the whole drinking?
Speaker 6: To me, I can't see what the fuss is about.
Speaker 6: It's two days before a game. I've got no problem
Speaker 6: drinking before a radio show. During a radio show.
Speaker 5: It might help them if they drink more, they might
Speaker 5: play better. Not think about it so much, because you know,
Speaker 5: when you're having shot for goal, all those negative thoughts
Speaker 5: come in you with a hangar. You probably just get
Speaker 5: on with it and put it through the big sticks. Now,
Speaker 5: he did the wrong thing.
Speaker 1: But it's two days before a game. Well.
Speaker 5: Being a leader too, and a very young club at
Speaker 5: the Blues, you've got to have your older players doing
Speaker 5: the right thing one hundred percent of the time and
Speaker 5: being a really good example for those younger kids. He
Speaker 5: was at a charity event. Yes he's doing a great thing.
Speaker 5: He had a few wines, but you just can't do that.
Speaker 5: You can't be seen doing that. He needed to sneak
Speaker 5: out the back have a sip of some wine and
Speaker 5: then out and.
Speaker 1: A head flask.
Speaker 5: You needed to hide.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5: Back in my day, which was when the horse and
Speaker 5: carts was going around and foot he was being played.
Speaker 5: I remember James Hurd told me a great story how
Speaker 5: he went on the footy show on the Thursday night
Speaker 5: and he copied a bit of a hard time from
Speaker 5: the panel and so forth. I think Essendon were under
Speaker 5: the pump and he was under the pump and he
Speaker 5: was obviously still playing. So by the time he got home,
Speaker 5: which was about eleven o'clock at night, he was playing
Speaker 5: on the Friday night, so this is a Thursday night.
Speaker 5: His coach, Kevin Sheedy, who's very left led, was there
Speaker 5: waiting for him with two bottles of red and James
Speaker 5: heard was like, no, I want to go to bed,
Speaker 5: but he's like, no, we need to talk through this,
Speaker 5: you know. And he was virtually there just saying yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm here to support you, don't worry about that. And
Speaker 5: he wouldn't let him go to bed.
Speaker 1: This is true.
Speaker 5: He wouldn't let him go to bed until they finished
Speaker 5: the second bottle. So James heard not a big drinker
Speaker 5: during the week. The night before the game, had to
Speaker 5: knock down two bottles of red with his coach Kevin She.
Speaker 4: And he.
Speaker 1: And they won.
Speaker 5: James heard, played very very well, performance enhancing.
Speaker 1: All right, then we'll be back after this outbreak. Was
Speaker 1: Shane crawl for This Morning The Christian Who.
Speaker 2: Connell and Breakfast Show, one of four point three.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connor Reckford Show What you Need with a s
Speaker 6: five day Shane Crawford. Yesterday, I've been interviewed by big
Speaker 6: fan of yours Fiona Brnen for this Sunday is herold Son.
Speaker 6: He was interview about a year of the show next
Speaker 6: week and she was saying, Crawford have told you the
Speaker 6: story about being on a private jet after winning the
Speaker 6: Brownlow went No, I haven't heard that story.
Speaker 1: She said, you have to ask him what happened. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: Well you're like a jukebox. Cross like a jukebox. All
Speaker 1: these great stories.
Speaker 5: You've got, by the way, just put a coin, yeah,
Speaker 5: the crawth box. I'll just say something head. It was
Speaker 5: the first ever Brownlow Middle in Sydney, right and only
Speaker 5: time it was ever out of Melbourne. Why did they
Speaker 5: and well, I don't know. I wish they hadn't of
Speaker 5: because I wanted to be here in Melbourne if I
Speaker 5: was going to win with my team mates. But anyway,
Speaker 5: so I won. So the AFL they chuck on a
Speaker 5: party for you.
Speaker 1: Did you get more votes? And then your big rather
Speaker 1: than heard it. Did you get more votes?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and more tackles.
Speaker 1: It's amazing that you know that. You still know that.
Speaker 5: So anyway, obviously the night before you win, how exciting.
Speaker 5: It's a dream for a young kid from the country
Speaker 5: to win.
Speaker 1: How old are you?
Speaker 5: And then I don't know, it's a long long time ago,
Speaker 5: about twenty.
Speaker 1: Three and amazing, amazing.
Speaker 5: So the AFL put a party on for you. But
Speaker 5: obviously all my teammates, only three or four get invited.
Speaker 5: So I'm like, oh, I've only got three teammates to
Speaker 5: come to my party. So what I did? I told
Speaker 5: everyone at the function, come to my party. I've just
Speaker 5: won the brown Low the AFL they're putting on free
Speaker 5: alcohol short party. So we went back to the hotel.
Speaker 5: I had this huge room and it was packed. We
Speaker 5: had the time of our life. I had lots of drink,
Speaker 5: which I'm not very good with a drink, remember, drink responsibly,
Speaker 5: but I didn't on that night, so in the morning
Speaker 5: I had to get up at six o'clock and do
Speaker 5: one of the morning shows, so much so that my
Speaker 5: manager had to virtually come and grab me out of bed.
Speaker 5: And then I quickly raced and I and I threw
Speaker 5: up in the bathroom several times, and then I went
Speaker 5: on air did the cross and they said, oh, we
Speaker 5: need to now take you to the airport. I said
Speaker 5: what they said, Yeah, you've got to grab all your gear.
Speaker 5: We've got to take you back to Melbourne. You've got
Speaker 5: all these functions to do. And I'm like, oh, you're kidding.
Speaker 5: So I was like a rock star. Okay, in the limo,
Speaker 5: pulled it into this hangar private plane. Wow, I'm like, hello,
Speaker 5: this is how I rolled the young boy from Finley.
Speaker 1: This is it now?
Speaker 5: Yes, which don't even have an airport? Yes it does.
Speaker 5: And so jump in this private plane thinking this is
Speaker 5: this is incredible. We take off and the plane was
Speaker 5: Kerry Stokes, who's the owner of Channel seven. And the
Speaker 5: plane took off and it was like a rocket straight up
Speaker 5: in the air and I've gone, oh, this is not good.
Speaker 1: This lasting you went with a hangover, right, that's right?
Speaker 5: So straight away, I'm reaching for the bags. Off.
Speaker 1: I went in a private chat.
Speaker 5: Yes, as a feeding me caveat and all sorts of things.
Speaker 5: I'm off. I'm off anyway, the brown like hanging around
Speaker 5: my neck, that's a good I think I got some
Speaker 5: corns and beans in that sort of thing. I think
Speaker 5: they're still stuck there. But about thirty minutes and we
Speaker 5: get to Melbourne super quick and they eddie Had Stadium
Speaker 5: now Marvel Stadium was being built, and they said, oh,
Speaker 5: mister Stokes has requested to fly you over eddie Had
Speaker 5: Stadium so you can have a look. And I'm like,
Speaker 5: please just land this bloody's home.
Speaker 1: Private jet's going take this route.
Speaker 5: So every time we went past the wing and we
Speaker 5: did two circuits because they said, oh, would you like
Speaker 5: another And I said no, so they did another circuit.
Speaker 5: So every time I hit the wing on the water
Speaker 5: side of now Marvel Stadium, I just launched the biggest
Speaker 5: spew in Kerry Stakes's fine and I said, don't do
Speaker 5: another loop. They did another loop. Sure enough, when I
Speaker 5: hit that wing, I launched another big spew. So for
Speaker 5: the rest of my life, whenever I went to Marvel
Speaker 5: Stadium and played and I ran past that wing. I
Speaker 5: always felt a bit sick. So that's the story, all right.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three.
Speaker 6: So we announced two and a half hours ago you
Speaker 6: two are coming to Melbourne at the end of the
Speaker 6: year in November, playing Shane Crawford's favorite stadium, Marble and
Speaker 6: the Joshua Tree Live by the way. I was obviously
Speaker 6: a bit excited at half six that we were telling
Speaker 6: this news first of all, and I said that we'd
Speaker 6: got the jump on Eddie maguire.
Speaker 4: Every on Triple M you sang him dance on the spot.
Speaker 1: He played out that link twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 6: Yes, it said a little bit quiet on the show
Speaker 6: today he's going around for it's maybe got something from
Speaker 6: three Aw's gonna be playing out as well, some kind
Speaker 6: of review of what's going on.
Speaker 1: The reps shows this week. What was his rebuttal that
Speaker 1: he broke it in March and beat me to it.
Speaker 5: You could never beat him, but you did. I was listening,
Speaker 5: thank you, and I thought, well done, a what a beauty. Actually,
Speaker 5: I'm going to go and grab some tickets. How do
Speaker 5: I get some tickets? And then I thought, Hey, God's
Speaker 5: Marvel Stadium coming that week.
Speaker 1: Now, are you free to come and join us next
Speaker 1: week at our party in the pub as a special
Speaker 1: guest star?
Speaker 5: When is it on?
Speaker 1: Yes? The show is year old on Tuesday.
Speaker 5: Just going through my calendar in my head because that's
Speaker 5: how I operate normally, have a diary.
Speaker 1: But I've lost it.
Speaker 5: I'm not actually I'm going to have great difficulty. I'll
Speaker 5: try and get there. I've actually got my kids.
Speaker 1: This is not a kid this is not a kid
Speaker 1: friendly show.
Speaker 5: For a week. So if they if I can sneak
Speaker 5: the can I sneak them in? Is it a venue
Speaker 5: that I'll be doesn't have a craze or anything?
Speaker 1: Now, don't have a crash.
Speaker 5: It's a pub, right, Okay, we'll.
Speaker 1: Get you a babysitter. Okay for an hour. Now you're
Speaker 1: talking all right, We will pay for a baby.
Speaker 5: For an hour if you get me a babysitter for
Speaker 5: half a day.
Speaker 1: Half a day, just for the hour.
Speaker 5: The other thing is I'm negotiating with you.
Speaker 6: Now, I know how you helped me out. Well, you
Speaker 6: get it for an hour, your thing? So I know
Speaker 6: how you love to dress up.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's a dress up.
Speaker 1: We saw address up. It's more painter. It would be
Speaker 1: really nice, okay if you would be happy to body
Speaker 1: paint gold? What gold? No?
Speaker 5: Yes, like a statue, yes exactly.
Speaker 1: I can oscar but for gold one I four point
Speaker 1: three year of the show to come along in gold
Speaker 1: only if I can do it nude far away. The
Speaker 1: footy show is over, you've got to move on.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm not doing it. Then if you're going to
Speaker 5: do it, and do it properly, and then I could
Speaker 5: maybe busk on the streets and make a bit of
Speaker 5: money as well.
Speaker 1: It's cold out there. I don't think they'd see anything.
Speaker 5: Well that's very good.
Speaker 2: Yes, the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 1: I see you moving to this. Did you ever used
Speaker 1: to listen to music before games.
Speaker 5: All the time? Yes? I didn't. Did you have to
Speaker 5: go to song around with the headphones or the walkman?
Speaker 1: A CD?
Speaker 6: Wall?
Speaker 5: Always? And you know what love songs dedications? The old
Speaker 5: music the music that you're playing. I love it, absolutely
Speaker 5: love it.
Speaker 1: Before you listened to Barry White before going out.
Speaker 5: Sometimes it's good to get emotional. That's what dreaming about
Speaker 5: grabbing the football and kissing the leather. That's what it's about. Yes,
Speaker 5: let's get it on, baby, live it up on a
Speaker 5: beautiful day today in Melbourne where it's raining. You don't
Speaker 5: want to go outside. Get me out of this hole.
Speaker 5: The most livable city in the world.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. It is get in the real world.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you. I've done a lot of traveling. Where's
Speaker 5: the better places than Melbourne?
Speaker 1: You said that you're not the unofficial mayor of Melbourne.
Speaker 5: I love Melbourne. Yeah, I love Melbourne. But we're kidnap
Speaker 5: so we think we're the most livable place in the world.
Speaker 5: Na get me out of here, Jack, Where would you
Speaker 5: go anywhere but here.
Speaker 4: We speak to you.
Speaker 1: I have seen it last week.
Speaker 5: I do have an opportunity to go to Korea next week,
Speaker 5: so maybe a Korean footy. No, I've got a good
Speaker 5: opportunity with the guy who does ganging style.
Speaker 3: You can see.
Speaker 13: I can see.
Speaker 1: It was so cool.
Speaker 5: Back up dancing and he's new. He's new called Gangnam
Speaker 5: Hop or something. But anyway, I'm thinking about it right now.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about thirty then, Brad Scott. You must have
Speaker 1: played with him.
Speaker 5: Brad Scott, yes now sacked from the North Melbourn football club.
Speaker 5: Last week he was coaching. He had a win and
Speaker 5: what happens when you win, you get sacked. So whatever
Speaker 5: you do around here, don't get your ratings up too high.
Speaker 5: We've been watching last year, but I did. I played
Speaker 5: with Brad Scott for a couple of years and then
Speaker 5: he went to Brisbane. He had great success up there
Speaker 5: with his brother, and he'd done a pretty good job
Speaker 5: at North Melbourne because he's sort of trying to patch
Speaker 5: that side and keep that club ticking along. But anyway
Speaker 5: he's out. That's the way it works. Ree Shaw's in
Speaker 5: who's never coached before or you know, especially on the
Speaker 5: big stage, and teams always are really competitive when they
Speaker 5: have their first outing, you know, with their new coach.
Speaker 5: So expect North Melbourne tonight in these wet conditions to
Speaker 5: put up a real good showing against the mighty Tigers.
Speaker 5: Although I like the Tigers. I think three teams it
Speaker 5: can win the flag view at the moment, Geelong, Tigers
Speaker 5: and Collingwood. So I'm not worried about the others, the
Speaker 5: West Coast or any thing like that, because I think
Speaker 5: they need to improve a bit, But for me it's
Speaker 5: the three teams so watched tonight because it'll be interesting
Speaker 5: to see what type of spirit the shin bonus spirit
Speaker 5: the North Melbourne football side has. Essendon Carlton is an
Speaker 5: interesting one because both coaches are under the pump. Brendan
Speaker 5: Bolton just needs his side to be competitive and Essendon
Speaker 5: have got a lot of injuries, so there's every chance.
Speaker 5: Well I would be worried because you're missing some of
Speaker 5: your real sort of classy midfielders. And I was going
Speaker 5: to talk about Melbourne, but we talk about them every
Speaker 5: week and they've disappointed us so much so we're not
Speaker 5: even going to go there. But the match for me
Speaker 5: this week is Port Adelaide Saint Kilda. It's been played
Speaker 5: in Jinguan Stadium in Shanghai. No one really cares about this,
Speaker 5: let's be honest. But anyway, they've gone over to China
Speaker 5: to play a game of Ozziel's football.
Speaker 1: It's just an exhibition game or is it actually count
Speaker 1: as a round?
Speaker 5: This is legit. It used to be Gold Coast and
Speaker 5: Port Adelaide but the last few years Gold Coast have
Speaker 5: treated like a half season break. Haven't turned up been
Speaker 5: flogged and it hasn't been a good game, but say
Speaker 5: Kilda will put up a really good effort I think
Speaker 5: against Port Adelaide. But seriously, we're trying to make it,
Speaker 5: you know, a world game. It's never going to be
Speaker 5: a world now.
Speaker 6: The weekast knowing about footing in AFL for a long
Speaker 6: time ago, no.
Speaker 5: No one cares about it.
Speaker 1: Don't need quidditch.
Speaker 5: Do you know what? You need to focus on New
Speaker 5: South Wales. You need to focus on Queensland because you
Speaker 5: go to Brisbane still no one really cares about AFL football.
Speaker 5: You go to parts of New South Wales still people
Speaker 5: don't really care about Tasmania.
Speaker 1: It's really struggling there as well.
Speaker 5: Everyone loves AFL football in Tasmania. So we've got to
Speaker 5: get everything right here before we start concentrating on the world.
Speaker 5: But I can understand from a sponsorship point of view,
Speaker 5: it's a cut away. Yeah, absolutely, grab the cash, put
Speaker 5: it in the right areas, hopefully help your football club
Speaker 5: grow a little bit. But let's be honest, no one
Speaker 5: really ever has aspirations to go to Jingwan Stadium in Shanghai,
Speaker 5: do they. It looks like a couple of posts.
Speaker 1: It's just become the most Liverpool city in the world.
Speaker 5: Actually, I wouldn't mind living here.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for coming in, mate, It's a
Speaker 1: joy as always.
Speaker 5: Have a great wag in.
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Speaker 6: Hey, well on, Patty, you know you're not being well
Speaker 6: this morning. Thank you for coming in and doing the
Speaker 6: news today.
Speaker 7: Welcome.
Speaker 1: Get a little bit of time playing. Some TV adverts
Speaker 1: join it, but thanks for doing it.
Speaker 4: To beat it out somehow, that's a.
Speaker 6: Very powerful advert. Actually I saw it the other day.
Speaker 6: All right, today is that what time waste? I had
Speaker 6: two choices, and I've gone for this one because when
Speaker 6: you told me that this was your favorite animal as
Speaker 6: a kid, I've gone for this one.
Speaker 1: It is World Otter Day. Lovely cute little.
Speaker 4: Animals still love an hotter?
Speaker 6: Yeah they're cute, aren't they? Who doesn't like it ortter?
Speaker 6: So today we thought we'll have Otter movies. Now I've
Speaker 6: done this view so I'm expecting great stuff. Okay, this
Speaker 6: is gift to the younger jack Posts.
Speaker 4: Thank you for the gift.
Speaker 6: I've got a fist full of otters. Yep, no, I
Speaker 6: mean I've got I haven't actually got a fist full
Speaker 6: of otters, h full Otter jacket.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's okay.
Speaker 1: To Vietnam War reenacted by Otters, twelve angry Otters. This
Speaker 1: is this is a great one. This is my best one.
Speaker 1: The ot Father, not the Godfather. It's like Matthew Debbie
Speaker 1: does know that was not that Harry Otter and the
Speaker 1: Death of the Harolds. Hello, Sorry, what have you got Jack.
Speaker 4: Batman and Otter? My best friend's Otter?
Speaker 1: Oh? God?
Speaker 4: A few goods?
Speaker 1: Have you got what Pats has got?
Speaker 4: God?
Speaker 7: It's stinks in here to.
Speaker 4: Train spottering juice, Bigelow, Otter jigglow.
Speaker 1: You should open with that. That is great.
Speaker 6: I the idea of a not a movie about a
Speaker 6: not tyl Today show maybe Otter Jigglow. All right, send
Speaker 6: us your Otter movies for the young Jack Post.
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Speaker 1: Three nine four four one o four three On World
Speaker 1: Otter Day, No, really, genuinely is World Otter Day. We're
Speaker 1: doing this because it was Jack's favorite anamle as a kid.
Speaker 1: All right, you went to Mark Ready, planes, trains and ottomobiles.
Speaker 4: Good start Gold will Co well done.
Speaker 1: Some like it, Otter Gold not an Otter teen movie.
Speaker 4: These are clever, Mary.
Speaker 1: Gold Simon, well done, Predatta versus Alien, that's going to
Speaker 1: take some meeting. That's a gold double plus Caitlin World
Speaker 1: down there in middle Park straight, Otter Compton.
Speaker 4: These are good. See I've done. Now I'm looking at mine.
Speaker 4: I'm just I feel ashamed.
Speaker 1: That two thousand and one a space gold, very very smart.
Speaker 1: Could we be on a gold run a clockwork Otter Silver,
Speaker 1: Oh live an Otter day Silver plus Otter Pussy. It
Speaker 1: was a James Bond movie. Okay, Octur Pussy, so Otter
Speaker 1: Pussy is fine. Gold plus where Harry the Dark Otter
Speaker 1: rises from?
Speaker 4: That sounded like one of my lines.
Speaker 1: Gladiatter that's got gold in in Bentley East? Is there
Speaker 1: a Bentley East big tam in North South East West?
Speaker 1: Is it the Otter guys, Russell Crowe.
Speaker 4: Is it? Or is that Mark Wahlberg?
Speaker 1: And of course you had the other guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Silver didn't care for it.
Speaker 1: Otters in the hood, Silver Grand Otterino, that's clever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all right, Silver, Ian.
Speaker 1: And Bentley West? What they playing today? Breaking news? Bentley
Speaker 1: has divided itself.
Speaker 6: With Bentley Romancing the Otter Silver Well done Lye in Brunswick,
Speaker 6: Thanks of those.
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Speaker 1: Three, God, one of four point three? Are you still here?
Speaker 7: I'm still alive.
Speaker 1: We were hoping you might have gone by now now
Speaker 1: you've been ill.
Speaker 7: Such luck could be a coffin or you pray your
Speaker 7: magic spray everywhere good stuff.
Speaker 1: That is no Coogee's all right, it's gone one of
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Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: I had hoped that every day we were going to
Speaker 1: get some kind of Jack's baby diaries, because you've had
Speaker 1: some friends staying with their little baby and obviously you're
Speaker 1: you're how you handle having a baby in you home
Speaker 1: and trying to baby proof it. But what's happened? What's
Speaker 1: the latest?
Speaker 3: Well, yesterday so they only actually end up doing one night.
Speaker 3: They didn't even do twenty four hours. Yesterday morning Bianca
Speaker 3: texted me and said, oh, they've decided not to stay
Speaker 3: again tonight. So I guess from where I see it,
Speaker 3: maybe our house wasn't baby proof enough, because you know,
Speaker 3: we had stuff on the coffee table that she's knocking
Speaker 3: over and pulling books off the bookshelf.
Speaker 4: And they were falling near her.
Speaker 3: She's annoying Luna grab it, trying to grab a fur
Speaker 3: and Luna didn't like that. So I think they've decided
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 8: To the.
Speaker 1: Three Nights. Yeah, oh, Criky, you feel secretly relieved though, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah. Is this guy your cousin? Yes? No,
Speaker 1: And I love them and I love them coming to visit,
Speaker 1: but babies are a pain if they're not your own.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you.
Speaker 3: Can't ever relax. You always got to keep one eye
Speaker 3: on them whatever they're trying to do. And last night
Speaker 3: I just had such a sense of gratitude because we
Speaker 3: just start on the cash and watch TV and we
Speaker 3: didn't have to worry about it.
Speaker 6: Baby, This is great because obviously what's happened here is
Speaker 6: they've picked up on your vibe.
Speaker 1: This is why, no, trust me, this is what's happened,
Speaker 1: isn't it?
Speaker 6: And why did it suddenly get announced while you're out
Speaker 6: the house at work? They were like, hey, listen, Bianca,
Speaker 6: you put a lovely friendly vibe, but oh dumb Cinderella
Speaker 6: wants to be made by half six in the evening.
Speaker 6: It's clear he doesn't like babies and he doesn't like us.
Speaker 6: So we're gonna We're gonna go now do you want
Speaker 6: to wait until Jack gets back? Just please tell me
Speaker 6: you really yeah, We're going to go right now.
Speaker 4: I thought, I honestly think it was just a logistical thing.
Speaker 1: That's what you want to tell yourself. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: What's happened is they picked up the vibe from you.
Speaker 6: Was it not only last month you had a dinner
Speaker 6: party and you laid down about half seventy and to
Speaker 6: get people to.
Speaker 1: Go, no even doing a school night on a Saturday night.
Speaker 1: So during the week you must be worse. You put
Speaker 1: out the vibe that says never never come here again
Speaker 1: with that tiny what is it called a baby?
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Speaker 6: So thank you very much to listen to the show
Speaker 6: big week next week for us Tuesday, the show hits
Speaker 6: one year. Friday night the show hits the pub and
Speaker 6: we've also got you two tickets every single day.
Speaker 1: Of course, you guys have a lovely weekend. Well I'm
Speaker 1: back here tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Again.
Speaker 6: Seven till nine am whilst you guys sleep, I'm back
Speaker 6: here in the studio life going through the best bits.
Speaker 1: Of the not so bad bits.
Speaker 4: I call in tomorrow. Actually I can't take calls.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I've got everything planned, mate, I can't take calls.
Speaker 6: I don't do time checks. I do it during the week,
Speaker 6: but I won't do it between seven and nine. So
Speaker 6: seven and nine back tomorrow were the best bits of
Speaker 6: not so bad bits. What are you guys up to
Speaker 6: this weekend?
Speaker 1: Packing for me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, we might go see eleven weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because all the reviews have been terrible, so yeah,
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 4: I like it, give it a chance.
Speaker 1: I have not seen a good review. It's all like
Speaker 1: two out of five. Go into your Rocketman again.
Speaker 7: No I need no, I need a kiddie movie.
Speaker 1: No, I'll tell you what's a great kiddie one? John
Speaker 1: Wick three, Oh god, kids, more leveled the really Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a great story about a guy who loves his dog.
Speaker 1: All right, tyme of today's show is otter jigglo. Thanks
Speaker 1: for listening. We'll speak to you when I speak to
Speaker 1: you tomorrow morning, when you wake up. But the rest
Speaker 1: of you I'll see you again Monday morning. Have a
Speaker 1: great weekend.
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