WEBVTT - Flash backs and Britt's frozen embryos 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.800 Lifeln Cut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:06.520 were never seated. We pay our respects to their elders 0:00:06.559 --> 0:00:07.600 past and present. 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:11.399 Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:13.360 recorded on de rug wallamut Land. 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:25.279 Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:28.280 un Cut. I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, and I am on 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:30.440 the biggest come down. 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:33.600 People calling it PTSD post Taylor Swift Down, which I 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:34.199 don't think you can. 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:36.040 I know, I don't know if you can. I think 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:37.840 we'll get canceled for that. I went to Taylor Swift 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:38.279 last night. 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:39.199 I know. 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:44.120 No, Laura, you went Friday night. It was come down 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:45.280 the best night of my plumbdown. 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:47.320 You know, Okay, there's two types of people in the 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:48.840 world right now, Brittany and Laura. 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:49.000 No. 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.080 No, there's people who have been to Taylor Swift so 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:54.040 they understand this, and then there's people who haven't and 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:56.160 they're sick of hearing about it, And they're the only 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:58.600 two types of people that exist at the moment. People 0:00:58.640 --> 0:00:59.800 who were totally over it. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:02.760 Well, sorry for the next thirty seconds, you guys gonna 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:04.640 hear me say it was the best night of my life. 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:08.760 People who will never ever fingering something? Why who talks 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:10.640 like this? I was giving you the one and the two? 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:13.360 Didn't you like that? You were literally looking at me. 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:15.080 She's looking at me like she's got two fingers, like 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:17.000 she's figuring something. She's like, okay. 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:19.920 So for context, brute went last night and so she's 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:22.160 rolled in today still with the sequence and shit in 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:22.559 her hair. 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:24.480 I've got the bean to my hair steal because I 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:26.720 was really feeling like I didn't want to let it 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:29.000 go yet this era of my life? 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:31.880 What is the era? The Brittany Taylor Swift era? 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:35.720 But I went on Friday night and now it's Monday. 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.080 I'm over the hump. I'm over the hump of the high. 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:41.720 It was incredible. It was amazing. It was everything that 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:44.560 I expected it to be from everybody else's hype that 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:46.759 I had kind of you know, seen, witnessed and experienced. 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:48.720 But it was phenomenal. 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:51.240 It was better than I expected, I can say. So 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:54.800 I went to Taylor Swift I think twenty eighteen when 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:57.680 she was here for reputation tour, so I had seen 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:00.680 her before. I know she's amazing, and I knew this 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:03.640 show was going to be incredible, but it exceeded expectations. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:08.480 It was ten times bigger and better than her reputation tour. 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:11.560 Like her Reputation tour was amazing, but this was just 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:14.120 I just don't know of another artist in the world 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:17.920 that would put on a show for four hours, non stop, 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:21.840 with the effects that she has, the screens, the choreography, 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:25.560 the dance. She did not stop singing. She was never paffed, 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:29.000 like everything was incredible. I just I cannot fault it. 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:30.760 I was paffed and I was literally just standing on 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:34.200 the same water brag. 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:36.600 When I left, I had flats on. 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:40.040 I was like, I'm exhausted, my back hurts, my feet hurt. 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:42.400 And then I was like, imagine Taylor doing that for 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:44.959 three years, you know, four hours a night, four nights 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:46.440 in a row. Then she travels and she does it 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:49.079 again for three years. And I was just from jumping. 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:51.600 My arms are sore, like I've done a workout from 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:54.880 this pumping. I fist pumped for three hours, and this. 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:57.040 Morning I was like, why am I triceps? Social? 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:58.920 Well, this is apparently why she runs on a treadmill 0:02:58.960 --> 0:03:01.639 for two hours and sings the time like for her cardio. 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:03.239 I think She's just incredible. 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:06.360 It was a very well oiled machine in terms of 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:08.600 concert and Britain and I were just comparing notes as well, 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:11.480 because obviously went to separate ones. If you went to 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:12.720 the concert, you guys are going to know the moment 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.840 we're talking about. But Britt was like, there was this 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:16.680 one moment where she was sitting on her piano and 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:18.880 everyone was screaming, and I was like, yeah, she did 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:21.240 the same thing at the concert that I went to, 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:22.840 So I feel like, even. 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:24.600 Though everyone screams the whole time anyway, no. 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:26.600 But there's this I mean, there was this really like amazing, 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:29.360 profound moment which was sitting at the moss covered piano 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:32.720 and everyone was absolutely losing it for an extended period 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:36.040 of time and She's basking in that moment of screaming, 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:38.760 And to me, I would think, well, the thing that 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:41.040 I was most impressed by was how well oiled the 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:43.840 machine was. Like every single thing she did on stage, 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:45.600 she knew she was going to do that thing on stage. 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:49.560 You know, it's absolutely it's scripted, it's ready to go, 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:51.400 and she can roll it out for the next night 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:54.480 and get the same type of response, which is incredible. 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:56.720 Okay, I just feel like I need to have a 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:59.200 sit down with Taylor. I'm on the fence with Travis 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:03.080 Kelcey was really pro Travis Kelcey, Like, I was like, okay, great, 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:05.920 You've got this new, different kind of love that you've 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:08.320 never experienced. You're not hiding anything now. 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:09.920 You don't like the guy? What did he do? He 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:12.320 gave you the ick? Yeah, because you know what he did? 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:13.280 What a dickhead? 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:13.400 Like? 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:15.040 You've got Taylor Swift, the. 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:21.200 Most beautiful, young, intelligent, rich, amazing, humble girlfriend, and you 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:24.840 published he flew out of allegedly he allegedly flew out 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:27.159 of Australia yesterday. He flew in for like one show whatever, 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:30.680 flew back straight away and straight away he's been photographed 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:33.480 gone straight to a strip club surrounded by women, like 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:35.880 photos have gone everywhere in the last twenty four hours. 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:37.640 Was it a strip club or just at a club? 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.760 I think said strip club? I know, I think you're 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:43.839 conflating two articles. You didn't hear the stories here first, 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:45.520 because I think we're gonna get ourselves in trouble. I'm 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.479 pretty sure he just went to a nightclub and he 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:49.880 was photographed with women. And then there was another article 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:52.280 saying that Taylor Swift has bannedhim from strip clubs. 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.080 I think that two yes, a Whidy band song from 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:54.680 strip clubs. 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:57.520 I just stopped believing the shit that you read, Brett. 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:58.800 But for a second, I'm. 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:01.000 Allowed to talk about Taylor's lif life, and I just 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:03.320 think I want her to be in loved so bad. 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:04.880 But a week ago, I was like, they're going to 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:07.160 get married, and now I'm like, I think he's going 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:09.760 to be too bad for her reputation and her image, 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:12.960 which she looks after so well, and I think he's 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:14.760 going to be detrimental to that. So I reckon she's 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:16.880 gonna Oh my god, imagine the album I know and. 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:18.840 They break up. I'm ready for it. Oh my good god, 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:22.239 all this, all the fun that was not in Megan Stop, 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:22.920 Megan stop. 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:23.159 Okay. 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:24.520 The only thing I do want to say before we 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:27.040 round out the Tailor Swift commentary, because I know, like 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:28.880 I said, so many of you are sick of it. 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:32.320 What I thought was very very cool and something that 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:34.760 I have not seen at any other concert. We all 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:36.480 know how sick I was with Blink one eighty two. 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:38.839 The thing I thought was so cool about this is 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:41.320 that not only does Taylor Swift have the nostalgia piece 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:43.640 because she's been around now for so long making music, 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:47.279 But she also is relating to such a young audience. 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:50.200 So there were so many moms there with their teenage 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:52.480 or little tween daughters. Like there was one mum sitting 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:54.440 in front of us. She had her seven year old, 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:56.120 her ten year old and her twelve year old with her, 0:05:56.120 --> 0:05:58.160 and the four of them were there together and all 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:01.400 of them were Swifties, and that I think and the mom, yeah, 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:03.560 totally because the mom was like just a little bit 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:05.560 older than me and she had these tween kids and 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:07.520 so all of them loved it. And I think that 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:10.200 that's what's so cool about it, is that she's created 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:12.480 music that's transcended to separate generations. 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:15.560 She doesn't have a demographic. She does not have a demographic. 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:20.799 Her demographic is literally everyone, men, women, kids, adult grandparents. 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:21.880 It's actually incredible. 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:24.240 But it's also how the way in which she's made 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:27.919 things that are technically uncool cool. And I say this 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:30.480 by it so one of the things that was quite 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:33.200 awesome about the concert, Right, you go to like a 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:35.440 Beyonce concert, or you go to Pink or you go 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:39.840 to literally any other very successful female pop star. Often 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:41.960 a lot of the show, a lot of the performance 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.159 will be based around what's sexy, right, Like you'll have 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:47.760 dances on stage, very scantily clad, shaking their asses. I mean, 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:51.039 that's why twerking became like a whole thing. And then 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:53.760 here at this Taylor Swift concert that's commanded ninety five 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:55.880 thousand people in a room or eighty one thousand, whatever 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:58.279 the number was in Sydney, You've got all these dances 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:01.279 on stage doing ballroom dancing like they were dressed in 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:05.279 full ballroom doing this like beautiful waltz. It's just the 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:07.920 contrast between what you would expect a modern pop star 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.000 to be and the way in which she presented on stage. 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:12.480 And it's this like things that are deemed as kind 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:15.040 of like uncool or cool again, And I think it's 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:17.560 the inclusivity of it that makes it like something that's 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:20.960 quite remarkable. She has made uncool cool uncle cool and 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:23.360 be cringe, lean into the glitter, be like a big 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:26.720 loser with your friends and that's cool again. The friendship bracelets, 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:28.640 Like since when is it cool for people to like 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:30.520 make their little Bengals and then go and swap them with. 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:33.080 People, but everyone did it. Yeah. I had one. 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:36.840 Of our lifers actually give me a bracelet they made 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:39.560 for me that said I found my penguin and it's. 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:42.480 Really it's really really cute. So I had like hundreds 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:43.760 of bracelets on my arm. 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:45.320 I made one and then I wore it and gave 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:47.160 it to my daughter and it says britty titty. 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:49.520 Yeah, Laura goes major bracelet. Didn't give it to me. 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:51.440 The whole idea is you give your friends your bracelet. 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:54.320 I made a britty titty bracelet, and then Marley saw 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:55.800 it and she really wanted it, and so now she's 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:56.679 wearing pretty titty. 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:59.960 Well. I was like swapping bracelets with people in the audience, 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:01.280 and I was like, you can't have that one because 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:03.080 it was like my family penguin from a lifeile. So 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:05.440 I was like, I think I broke the friendship rules 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:07.040 with the bracelets, but I didn't let anyone. 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:07.560 Take even that. 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.880 I mean, it's leaning into female friendships. It's leaning into 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:14.280 prioritizing the things that we often deprioritize, like going out, 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:17.240 having a girl's night, spending time with your closest friends, 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:20.720 and having something that is very I mean, on one hand, 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:23.400 very cool, but on another hand, very very deeply dorky 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:24.080 to lean into. 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:26.160 I was talking to Produce a Keisha about this, and 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:30.320 it's so interesting because there are so many dads and 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:34.079 men at Taylor Swift because they're either fans themselves or 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:36.719 they're there with their daughters, their children. They're like, they're like, 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:38.920 let's go bond, Let's go family bond. And it was 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:41.320 the exact same thing that we saw at the Super Bowl, 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:43.720 Like there are so many dads and men now that 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:46.559 are bonding with their daughters or females in their life 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:48.960 that couldn't have given two hoots about the Super Bowl 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:51.839 and the football, you know, six months ago, and now 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:55.160 they're so involved. Like the viewership of American football and 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:57.559 Super Bowl and the amount of money that Taylor Swift 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:00.920 has brought in single handedly to that industry is insane. 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:03.960 So you're seeing this unity and this bonding in both 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:05.920 aspects and it's so beautiful to see. 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:07.640 Yeah, But on the flip side of that, all the 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:11.079 staunch football is being angry about the fact that it's 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:14.600 changed at football. But also I do wonder what the 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:17.480 impact will be if they break up. 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:21.280 I'll be disaster, It'll be a disaster. Yeah, and he'll 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:22.760 become the most hated man in a. 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:23.680 Miser That's the thing. 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:27.560 I don't think he realizes what will happen to him 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:30.080 if they go through a breakup. 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:32.760 The vilification. He'll have to go into hiding. All right, Well, 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:35.199 produce a Keisha. You have been talking about this surprise 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:37.360 that you have for us. You refuse to tell us 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:39.440 what it is. You refuse to give us a hint. Yeah, 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:41.200 both of you have tried to get out of me 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:44.040 what this is. It takes you last week because look, 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:46.280 I think hindsight can be a very interesting thing. 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:49.160 And we got a message to our Instagram last week 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:52.560 from a wonderful listener named Molly, and I can't read 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:54.520 you exactly what she said because I asked her to 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:57.000 delete the messages because I didn't want you guys reading 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:59.040 it ahead of time, because I wanted to surprise you 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:02.080 on the podcast. So Molly was listening to an episode 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.679 that we recorded back in November of twenty twenty two. 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:05.839 It's the week after. 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.960 You got married Laura, when I was a part of 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:10.520 Suck and Sweet, and she just said, this is so 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:15.880 funny now listening to this episode knowing how things have transpired. 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:20.080 So this is what went down in November twenty twenty two. 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:21.080 Suck and sweet. 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:27.040 My sweet for the week is I'm still no crushing. 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:30.400 I'm already No, I'm crushing hard. No, look, I'm feeling 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:30.959 my breasts. 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:33.800 Okay, Sam, I am going to tell you that this 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:37.760 is a disaster waiting to happen. Brittany, you always need me, yep, 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:40.280 And I'm always correct this one. Maybe I need some 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:42.600 support every night again, Laura, there has been some that 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:45.120 I've been supported, this new one. This is a bad idea, 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:49.240 Brittany Hockley face. Now, I cannot believe that we have 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:52.240 a dating relationship podcast and after three years you are 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.000 still entertaining this relationship. 0:10:54.760 --> 0:11:00.640 Firstly personally, you know I haven't a traction to people 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:01.760 that aren't here. 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:05.680 Yeah, because I'm commitment fo I know I had a 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:07.000 red flag because I know it. 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:09.760 I also want to make this very plea to everybody 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:12.040 listening to this. This is I'm not being the hard 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:15.440 ass best friend. Are you details around this? 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:18.239 Which you don't, But if you did, you would. 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:20.760 Come and smack Brittany and say you are being such 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:21.839 a naughty little girl. 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:26.559 Do not try and entertain this that he doesn't live 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:28.439 in this country, to turn on. 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:33.320 So that he's physically not here, turn on that you 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:35.840 only knew him for two days and now you're in 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:36.440 love with him. 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:39.120 I'm not in love with him. I'm in lust with him. 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:41.640 It was three days and we've been speaking for a 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:45.559 long time now, of course on social media. I can't guys. 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:49.840 Okay, my half for the week is that Britney never learns. 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:51.880 She never learns from her mistakes. 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:54.520 And I am so tired three years of being the 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:55.560 responsible one. 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:58.719 It's too much. You're tired. But let's be real. I'm 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:06.920 giving you content. That's all I need, and I'm learning slowly. Okay. 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:11.240 It's not a sprint, it's a marathon marathon. To be fair, 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:14.720 it worked out quite well for you, Laura. This time 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:18.760 is the worst idea you've ever had. I mean very 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:21.800 good now it's in a very good place. That was 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:23.800 actually very funny to listen to. 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:27.640 Hell Also, like for anyone going back through the trenches, 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:28.679 we don't know what we said. 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:30.880 I don't know who I was two years ago. I 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:31.560 don't remember that. 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:33.520 I also can't be held to account for anything I 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:35.080 said two years ago. I'm a different person. 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.440 Now I still back you. I still think you were right. 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:40.160 I think it's just rare. I mean she thinks she 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:41.240 was right. I mean love. 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:43.920 I'm so glad it's worked out the way that it has. 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.680 I'm so glad that you're happy. And I love Ben. 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:49.880 I love that you guys are together. But if you ever, 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:51.560 if you guys don't work out and you come to 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:52.079 me and you're like. 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:53.880 So I am pressure on me. So I met a guy. 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:57.439 He's in Ireland, and I'm just gonna see where things go, 0:12:57.559 --> 0:12:58.720 I will feel the same. 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:00.839 I met a guy that I actually is taking a 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:04.520 solo scientific position in Antarctica, and I think it's gonna 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:04.920 go well. 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:07.960 There's no Wi Fi there, but there are a lot 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:11.040 of penguins. But I've only seen him for one day. 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:13.680 I think his name is Steve. I don't know. I 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:14.800 feeling good about it. 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:18.719 Sometimes, guys, sometimes you need the best friend in your 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:23.760 life who tells you no shit, oh that was really 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:24.320 went somewhere. 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:26.720 IM sorry talking about something you know. Sometimes you need. 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:28.640 The best friend in your life who is the voice 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:31.400 of reason, even if you don't listen to that. 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:34.320 If I listened to you, Laura, where do you think 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:34.920 I would be. 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:38.640 Dating someone on the street somewhere with some hool again. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.440 No, look, I mean I am very happy to admit 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:43.120 that I was wrong in this instance. 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:46.800 Well, yeah, because now I've transitioned from lust to love. 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:49.000 You already loved him then it was three days and 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:51.920 you were so like you never took your face out 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:54.120 of your phone trying to have a conversation with Brich. 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:55.520 She'd be like, yeah, I'm listening, and I was like, 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:57.800 you're texting Ben, aren't you. You're texting this guy. Ye, 0:13:58.000 --> 0:13:58.800 give me your phone. 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:00.280 I'm gonna snack him as well. 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:05.720 No, I don't fall in love in three days. But like, wow, 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:07.959 that was great. Three days I just had them. 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:12.199 The memory just really hit me. That was the three 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:14.040 days we didn't hear from you. We thought you died 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:20.920 almost did. 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:21.240 Shit. 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:23.520 Okay, guys, if you're listening back to the back catalog 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:25.640 of life on cut and you can find some other gems, 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:28.720 send them on through. Really, just please do I like 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:30.720 the little I need the walk down memory lane. I 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:32.480 want to be held accountable for all the things I've 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:34.120 said wrong. What's the time frame? 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:36.000 You know, in the court of law, how there's like 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:38.960 a time period that you can't be held accountable for something. 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:41.600 Statutory statutories, we've had a declarate, I don't know, but 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:42.960 I always bring it up, but it always tells me 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:43.320 it's wrong. 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:46.760 And then we've had bake laws up ten years. 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:49.560 Ten years, guys, after ten years can't be held accountable? 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:51.680 What do you think ow whatever. 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:57.000 Statutory limit or whatever limitations something like that? 0:14:57.400 --> 0:14:59.280 What should ours be for life on cut? 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:01.920 How long can we be held accountable for thoughts, opinions 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:03.800 or advice that we give on asking. 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:05.280 Part, I don't think we can put that down because 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:07.040 someone will hold is accountable for what we've just said. 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:10.400 In return palacy twenty eight days, you gonna have proof 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:11.000 of a receipt. 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:11.440 You know. 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:12.520 The funniest thing I. 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:16.080 Remember about that time is that for some reason, that 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:20.640 day and this never happens you Laura produced a Keisha 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:23.840 and Maddie Jay were at my house because we had 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:26.520 some random recording and it was this was the three days. 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:28.640 The first day I met Ben and I was like, hey, 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:30.360 you guys are about to go, and I was already 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:32.880 linking up this guy. I was this guy was coming 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:35.400 over and instead of ushering you out the door quickly, 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:37.520 I was like Hey, guys, just procrastinate for a minute, 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:39.240 because this guy I'm banging's coming over and I want 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:40.600 you to see him because I just thought, like. 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:42.680 I just thought I was gonna show him off like 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:43.280 my little. 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:44.760 Prize possession for the day, and I was never seeing 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:46.560 the guy again, so I made you all wait around 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:49.000 the poor guy. Ben walked in thinking it was just me, 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:50.600 and I was like, oh god, it was everyone. 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:53.080 I was like, guys, can you go what I asked 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:54.800 you to stay to look at him? And then I 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:56.960 was like, guys, this is awkward. Please leave. I'm trying, 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:59.920 like it's not cool. Your exact words were, you need 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:02.600 to stay. He's so fucking hot. You've got to see this. 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:06.520 And so remember why we were there. It was because 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:09.320 we were recording the episode about your wedding. Yeah, that's 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:12.720 why Matt was there. And it's not like Ben subtle. 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:16.080 He's like six foot four or something like this tall 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:18.640 handsome man waltz through the door and the three of 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:19.720 us are sitting there like. 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:21.680 Hello, and he was mortified. 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:23.520 I was like, I'm so sorry they're hanging around like 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:26.960 a bad smell. I no, I don't remember you saying like, 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:28.640 oh I couldn't get rid of them. I think you're like, oh, 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:30.680 the record ran over, Sorry about that. 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:32.520 I don't know. I made up something because I just wanted. 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:34.160 I just wanted because I thought I was never seen 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:35.680 him again, so I thought it would be really cool 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:38.040 for my world to collide. And also in my head, 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:40.360 I was like content, like this hot guy that I've banged, 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:42.800 at least you guys have seen him, and then obviously 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:43.200 here we are. 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:46.200