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Speaker 1: Welcome to them. Christian no Common show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast Jappo's has some questions and he needs some outfits

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Speaker 2: for a new Instagram video.

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Speaker 3: That's right. I'm actually hoping the police could help me

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Speaker 3: or anyone with a.

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Speaker 4: Realistic look and tell videos.

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Speaker 3: They actually have a funny Twitter account vic Pole, so

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Speaker 3: they muck around a little bit and maybe they want

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Speaker 3: to lend me a uniform. I don't know if it's legal,

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Speaker 3: but I would love to get my.

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Speaker 4: Fancy dress outfit lend me a uniform.

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Speaker 5: It's highly illegal, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Because I thought it's illegal to personate a police officer.

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Speaker 3: But what about for the sake of comedy?

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Speaker 4: I reckon, I think exactly for those reasons.

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Speaker 2: I mean, otherwise we can't be being pulled over by

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Speaker 2: like kids and stuff like that, or arrested by pranksters.

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Speaker 5: I've got a couple of mates at vic Pole won

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Speaker 5: a very close friend too I used to work with

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Speaker 5: in radio. I will check for you, but I know

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Speaker 5: when Blue Heelers was getting filmed, they would have to

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Speaker 5: liaise with them and lend out stuff. So maybe because

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Speaker 5: you remember the media.

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Speaker 2: Without stuff, No way police when lending outside pistols, because

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Speaker 2: otherwise you're not cutting triple zero.

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Speaker 4: They just turn up like board shorts.

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Speaker 2: Blue healers also run for like twenty eight years.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what size you? I just haven't looking a wardrobe

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Speaker 4: at the back there.

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Speaker 5: They do have a special like unit that will do that.

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Speaker 4: Well, the blue lend the outfit unit triple zero. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: police pants.

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Speaker 2: Of our son, he's a detective in the outfit of units.

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Speaker 3: Well, blue heelers look great. I would just buy the

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Speaker 3: uniform online. But the problem with the police uniforms on

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Speaker 3: costume websites is they look like stripper's uniforms. You can't

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Speaker 3: get them looking real.

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Speaker 4: They do look a bit cheap and flimsy.

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Speaker 3: They look cheap, flimsy and applia the.

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Speaker 2: Effort you'll go into for this video. That's like a

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Speaker 2: Martin score, sayty, kind of not too hyper realism.

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Speaker 3: Why can't just wear a blue T shirt and put

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Speaker 3: a little cut out picture of a badge on there?

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Speaker 3: I wanted to look as real as possible. I know

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Speaker 3: they have problems with you using a badge, so I'm

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Speaker 3: happy not to wear the badge, But could I have?

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Speaker 2: Then they have a problem with anyone misusing it's not

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Speaker 2: using misusing the bags.

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Speaker 3: I would love the shirt, would love the hats as well,

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Speaker 3: free if I still.

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Speaker 5: Wear the hats, I don't know if they still had

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Speaker 5: those as general uniform.

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Speaker 3: Now a good point. Actually in blue heels they would

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Speaker 3: definitely wearing definitely.

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Speaker 2: So basically it sounds like you're offering up a shopping

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Speaker 2: list het. Yeah I love the shirt.

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Speaker 3: I would love to borrow a shirt, and yeah, you're right,

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Speaker 3: they don't really wear the hats anymore. So maybe I'm

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Speaker 3: just looking for the shirt, the pants, shoes. I can

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Speaker 3: supply myself shirt and pants.

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Speaker 5: What about a pistol and a baton.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to give me a gun, but we're

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Speaker 3: wondering the hair.

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Speaker 4: They're not going to give him much stuff.

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Speaker 2: They're certainly not going to go look, you must have

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Speaker 2: to take a gun, but promise, you know, not to

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Speaker 2: use it or fire, but for sure.

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Speaker 4: Just have it for the weekend.

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Speaker 3: Lastly we want people to do is watch the TikTok

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Speaker 3: video and go, oh, it's not real because he doesn't

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Speaker 3: have a gun, So call out to police. And if

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Speaker 3: police can't do it, then call out to anybody who's

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Speaker 3: got a realistic police uniform.

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Speaker 2: Not the fact you're even going call out to police,

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Speaker 2: like They're just a big whole unit. Listening number nine

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Speaker 2: four three police give us a call.

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Speaker 4: So Jack needs the trousers. But sure you've got black trousers.

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Speaker 3: That's true. Okay, I guess I just need the shirt

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Speaker 3: and then it would be pretty easy to find a

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Speaker 3: blue shirt. I guess I just need something that looks

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Speaker 3: like I'm a real police.

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Speaker 5: Needs the badge or something.

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Speaker 4: Now you can't, no one's going to call in.

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Speaker 2: Here's what will happen now because someone from VIC Police

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Speaker 2: actually call in a town chat.

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Speaker 4: Why this is illegal? Can we please just end this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Jack is trying to find out if he can borrow

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Speaker 2: some of VIC Police's actual uniforms for an Instagram TikTok videos.

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Speaker 3: That's right. I want to look like a realistic policeman. Sadly,

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Speaker 3: the only costumes I can find, and I showed you

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Speaker 3: this sleeveless yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean that is kind of like George Michael in

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Speaker 2: his video for Outside.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you look like a dancer slash stripper. So I

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Speaker 3: want to look something in between. It doesn't have to

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Speaker 3: be the exact uniform that a police officer would wear,

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Speaker 3: but I want to look like a real cop.

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Speaker 4: Steve. Good morning Steve, Good morning, there you going Christian.

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Speaker 4: I'm good Steve, and I hope you're having a good

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Speaker 4: week so far. So can you help Jackie boy out?

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Speaker 6: Yes? I can.

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Speaker 7: I can actually earn a supply jack with a place

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Speaker 7: hat authentic, a Victorian place.

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Speaker 4: Once perfect and how can we buy Steve?

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Speaker 7: Well, I actually run a waste business, sure I believe

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Speaker 7: it or not. And one of our customers is is

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Speaker 7: actually headquarters, a big place and for some reason, one

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Speaker 3: What is it an e waste?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we actually recycle electronics. So I don't know how

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Speaker 7: the hat ended up email.

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Speaker 2: Maybe the police have electronics in those hats. We don't

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Speaker 2: know what's in those hats. So there was just a lunch,

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Speaker 2: but maybe they've got electronics in there.

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Speaker 3: So they're meant to drop off computers and someone dropped

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Speaker 3: off a hat.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Basically, yeah, we collect collect the bins from their headquarters

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Speaker 7: in Melbourne, and one of them ended up in the

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Speaker 7: bin at either old er soul hurt, probably lots of

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Speaker 7: the blue feelers.

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Speaker 4: That's great, thank you. Then the hat will make the difference.

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Speaker 3: I'm halfway there the hat, thank you.

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Speaker 2: All right, So you've got the hat. Now Matt might

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Speaker 2: be able to help you out with the shirt.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Matt, morning, how are you crue? We're good.

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Speaker 4: So Matt do you work for VIC Police.

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Speaker 6: I am recently retired, but yes, I was with him

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Speaker 6: for twenty years.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, thank you very much for your service, and

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Speaker 3: now you can't get in trouble.

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Speaker 2: Correct, well, no, they say, all stand great the law.

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Speaker 2: It's not just if you've done it for twenty years.

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Speaker 4: To what you want.

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Speaker 3: He's a life member.

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Speaker 2: It's a happy hour. It's constant purgec for Matt. So, Matt,

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Speaker 2: can you help Jack out?

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Speaker 4: Then?

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Look, for the last fifteen years of my time there,

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Speaker 6: I was a detective. So I actually didn't get the

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Speaker 6: new uniform. That's the navy blue. I had the older

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Speaker 6: light blue shirts that you would have seen in Bluehill.

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Speaker 6: It's the older style uniform before we changed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like Star Trek had different colors, you know, different uniforms.

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Speaker 2: If you were one of the Red Shirts, you were

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Speaker 2: quite likely to die in an alien planet in Star Trek.

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Speaker 6: Correct, yep, yep, the extra Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yes, So Matt, can I borrow one of your blue shirts?

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Speaker 6: I would need to debadge it. What Christian was saying,

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Speaker 6: or Patsy even was saying before was one hundred percent correct.

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Speaker 6: There's the issue of impersonate police. So there is an

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Speaker 6: issue with the badge floating around, but he is.

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Speaker 3: An impersonating police. If I walked into a bank and

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Speaker 3: said I have to confiscate your money and I'm doing

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Speaker 3: a crime, whereas if I'm just filming something, I'm not

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Speaker 3: really impersonating a policeman.

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Speaker 2: I don't think law is subjective. It's kind of very

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Speaker 2: fairy wine. There's a weggle or leway.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but the Blue Heelers get away with it.

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Speaker 4: That sounds like he now wants to rest you.

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Speaker 6: Actually, yeah, I'm going to rejoin. And then again, now

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Speaker 6: Patty was correct. Blue Heelers did actually have a liaison.

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Speaker 6: Several of the law instructors from the academy were assigned

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Speaker 6: to the show.

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Speaker 4: So what as consultants are providing sort of shirts and pants.

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Speaker 6: Well all the above.

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Speaker 5: In fact, I've been in contact with police media this morning.

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Speaker 5: They can set you up. They've got a special film

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Speaker 5: and TV unit and they have the badges, but they're

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Speaker 5: not the legit badges. So there so you know what

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Speaker 5: we can set you.

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Speaker 3: Thank you Patty.

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Speaker 2: That's is good team work. Everyone all right, Matt, thank

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Speaker 2: you very much and enjoy your retirement.

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Speaker 4: Buddy. Thanks for cooling the show well.

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