WEBVTT - #141: Aloha!

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just really stood by a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 2>He's called girl. Bless yourself for the rude shocks of

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<v Speaker 2>young adults.

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<v Speaker 3>No one sister world turn as an adult. Kids would

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<v Speaker 3>be like, can I return? You don't say that she

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<v Speaker 3>as an adult? Can I return? In your car? I

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<v Speaker 3>want to turn.

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<v Speaker 2>It is Michui and michual cous.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh hello you, Helloha.

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<v Speaker 2>You, Oh my god, very true, Aloha you. By the

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<v Speaker 2>time you'll be hearing these people, I will be in

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<v Speaker 2>Waikiki Helloha hello haa. Is that it's not a visit?

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<v Speaker 4>You're not hello ha just helloha? I think I'm just

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going off Laylo and stitch.

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<v Speaker 2>It's aloha, right, I don't know mahalo.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, what the fuck this just came out

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<v Speaker 4>of nowhere? You just decided, Ah, I'm going to Hawaii

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<v Speaker 4>all of a sudden.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know. I'm going for my my mom

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<v Speaker 2>sixtieth Sorry, I did come prepared. By the way, my mum,

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<v Speaker 2>my beautiful ma Michelle is sixty and her dream is

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<v Speaker 2>to go to Hawaii with the family because we went

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<v Speaker 2>ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, I can't.

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<v Speaker 4>Believe she's turning sixty. She does not look a day

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<v Speaker 4>over fifty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she thank you so much. She looks fantastic. And

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<v Speaker 2>we went in twenty ten as a family and she's

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to replicate it ever since. She hasn't even been

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<v Speaker 2>back overseas since twenty ten. Wow, So she is so like,

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<v Speaker 2>she puts things off. She's a massive procrastinator. So we

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<v Speaker 2>had to do it for her. We organized it, We

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<v Speaker 2>surprised her, and we're flying out Saturday. We'll be in

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<v Speaker 2>Waikiki for ten days.

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<v Speaker 3>Far out, I mean, oh nice.

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<v Speaker 4>The obvious needs to be said that the podcast is

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<v Speaker 4>taking a few weeks off because you're on holiday. We're

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<v Speaker 4>having a little bit of an easter break. But we'll

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<v Speaker 4>be back sometime in the next few weeks. And guess

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<v Speaker 4>who is back today?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Price keeper Jenne is here. She's back.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a lie everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>How's the long COVID treating you a.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, fatigue setting in rapidly, But you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>getting there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting there, poor thing. They say. COVID sort of

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<v Speaker 2>lingers too, like it can kind of come back and

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<v Speaker 2>kick you back in the butt after a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 5>I really don't want that.

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<v Speaker 2>She looks good, don't you think.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch, Yeah, she does.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to scare you or anything, Jenna, but

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<v Speaker 4>I would say that my post COVID fog has only

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<v Speaker 4>just started to get better in the last month.

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<v Speaker 3>And I had it in March of twenty twenty two.

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<v Speaker 6>Good.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was rough for a bit there. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 4>I was also just my mental health in general. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>we won't get into that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I'm with you. I had it. I've had

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<v Speaker 2>it twice now. I had it in January of this year,

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<v Speaker 2>and like, I still feel like it just has thrown

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<v Speaker 2>me off mentally, but like I've got that crap, I've

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<v Speaker 2>got the brain illness, so, like you know, I've got

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<v Speaker 2>other issues going on. So I think it threw my

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<v Speaker 2>whole central nervous system out.

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<v Speaker 4>But I just find it easier to blame COVID. I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>is it the depression nap got to be COVID totally.

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<v Speaker 2>I eat a full cheese toasty at midnight and then

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<v Speaker 2>sleep like in tear. I sleep terribly, and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's COVID from January, and Hayden's like, I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>because your blood sugar was three times the human limit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, nah, it's COVID.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what I like about having official COVID is that

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<v Speaker 5>I can blame stuff on cold.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you live to tell a tale. Congratulations, that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good. Were you're back. How Connie would have loved

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<v Speaker 2>having your home?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, she absolutely loved it, especially the week before with intruder,

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<v Speaker 5>so that you know, it was nice being there with her.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Mitch, imagine if Jenna was home during

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<v Speaker 2>the intruder break in because she had COVID.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was the man wouldn't have walked away alive.

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<v Speaker 5>No, well, there would be one person dead. It would

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<v Speaker 5>be either me or him either had a heart attack or.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have you've gone into defensive mum.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I was gonna say in that situation, fight or flight,

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<v Speaker 4>Jenna would fucking fight.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, yeah, you'd be a fighter. You know when

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<v Speaker 2>someone like that, someone gets attacked and then they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we knew that it was defensive. There were defensive wounds

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<v Speaker 2>because they were covered in scratches. That would be you. You've

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<v Speaker 2>got those now cause you would shred someone up.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. No, I feel like I do have the ability

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<v Speaker 5>to to shred somebody to death.

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<v Speaker 2>That something you should be proud of at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the day. So I'm going to Hawaii, Mitch, you

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<v Speaker 2>do it for the next two weeks while we take

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<v Speaker 2>a break.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'll be going to stay in Rhodes and Maries Airbnb,

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<v Speaker 4>as I spoke to you about last week. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and then you know we'll have AESA. I'll be doing

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<v Speaker 4>the Melbourne Comedy Festival quite soon. So yeah, no, not

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<v Speaker 4>really a holiday for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Well, still nice little break for the three of us,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we'll come back rearing and ready to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Jane's just had a fucking three week break from us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but she's been ill.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I've been ill. Intruders, Well, I'm ill currently.

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<v Speaker 3>Jenna and I've turned up virtually.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Mitch's from home today. Everybody's right.

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<v Speaker 4>Doesn't this take you back to the good old days

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<v Speaker 4>of Lockdown when I couldn't come into the studio for

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<v Speaker 4>the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>God, someone messaged me the other day and was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just started listening. I'm sixty five. I love the shows.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so weird to go back and listen to all

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<v Speaker 2>the COVID episodes because we took it so seriously at

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<v Speaker 2>the start, then we're kind of scared, and then we're like,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck's going on? And then we just gave up.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, it's so funny to listen back because I think,

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<v Speaker 2>like our podcast started in twenty nineteen and then COVID here,

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<v Speaker 2>we've only been on the cloud for a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>weeks before, a couple months before COVID was a thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I had to work from home for like, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know, four or five months, So I'm an old

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<v Speaker 4>hack at this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fine, Well, it's good to good to all be

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<v Speaker 2>here for our last episode before our mid quarterly entry

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<v Speaker 2>level year break.

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<v Speaker 4>Can it needs to be pointed out why I'm working

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<v Speaker 4>from home though, it's out of the goodness of my heart.

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<v Speaker 3>I would like the praise please.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes. So Mitchell was worried that he would infect

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<v Speaker 2>me before I depart on my trip all expenses paid

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<v Speaker 2>to ky Key, and he said, I don't I said,

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<v Speaker 2>you have COVID because I don't want to give Hayden,

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<v Speaker 2>who's allergic to it. I don't want to give him COVID.

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<v Speaker 5>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have COVID.

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<v Speaker 4>I've just got a fucked flu. And I was like

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to ruin your holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>So that is very thoughtful. Mitchell I was shocked to

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<v Speaker 2>actually call Hayden. I'm like, Mitch isn't coming in. He's

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<v Speaker 2>going to do the pod from home because he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>want to infect me. And he was like wow, he

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<v Speaker 2>was blown away that act of kindness, selfless.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is that so surprising?

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<v Speaker 2>Surprising? It's just nice. So it's just a nice act.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean, I've got your immune system to contend with.

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<v Speaker 4>You would absolutely catch whatever I've go Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, totally yeah. You could text me and I'd

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<v Speaker 2>catch what you've got. That's how system is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's true sneeze on FaceTime and you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh god, now, well, let's start the show on

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<v Speaker 2>the way. We're doing a Jenis junk. We've got our

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna back and Mitch and I have built up the

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<v Speaker 2>junk since you've been gone, and we're we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>be emptying out the system. Really a good clear out

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<v Speaker 2>all the gunk.

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<v Speaker 3>Her junk. It's full of all of our shit.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it just my ideas that we think, nah, let's

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<v Speaker 4>not actually bring that up on the podcast, But then

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<v Speaker 4>they end up being brought up anyway, totally.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, But if it is your first time listening, this

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<v Speaker 2>is it just me? Every week we start the show

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<v Speaker 2>with two? Is it just me? Something we've noticed, something

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<v Speaker 2>we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know, mitches.

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<v Speaker 3>These are the good gems, the ones that aren't junk.

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<v Speaker 2>No, these make it to the show. So mine this

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<v Speaker 2>week is something that I was reading about that I

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<v Speaker 2>think is absolute bullshit.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's horse sh didn't know you could read?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I've just learned. It's so much fun. I

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<v Speaker 2>have to read with my finger though, And when I read,

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<v Speaker 2>I have one of those book lights, you know when

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<v Speaker 2>you're a kid and you had Harry Potter and you

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<v Speaker 2>had that clip online at the top of the book. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the only way I.

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<v Speaker 3>Can do it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'll be reading. I'll be reading from that. That's mine.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh would you want me to go first?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you go first.

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<v Speaker 3>Get yours out of the way, all right, let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Should we all be saying no to shit we don't

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<v Speaker 3>really want to do more often?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Deep one, Yeah, I think we should. It's hard to

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<v Speaker 2>say no, though, You've got to unlearn some real habit

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<v Speaker 2>to be able to be comfortable to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it depends on the person. If you're more of

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<v Speaker 3>a people please or it is harder to say no.

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon, I've gotten pretty good at it. But it's

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<v Speaker 4>not just about pleasing others. It's about saying no to

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<v Speaker 4>shit that you don't really want to do yourself, but

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<v Speaker 4>you still feel like you should.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like, what give us an example, what have you

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<v Speaker 2>started saying no to?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>The reason I started thinking about this was because I

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<v Speaker 4>listened to a podcast the other day called The Imperfect

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<v Speaker 4>And you know Christy Swan, who I fucking adore.

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<v Speaker 3>I love Christy Swan.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah she's great. She's made competitor in the afternoon, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way.

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<v Speaker 3>So I, oh, yeah, she's your competition.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I also loved the pickup weekdays on the

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<v Speaker 4>Kids we.

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<v Speaker 2>Can love Chrissy Swan. I love Christy Swan. She's gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Anyway, I was listening to The Imperfect.

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<v Speaker 4>Chrissy was their guest, and she was talking about starting

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<v Speaker 4>to set boundaries and say no to shit that she

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't really want to do, because at the end of

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<v Speaker 4>the day, all these things were making her quite unhappy

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<v Speaker 4>in the long run, and so I'll play some examples

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<v Speaker 4>of some of the shit that Chrissy is starting to

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<v Speaker 4>say no to.

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<v Speaker 7>I was pretending to like things that mothers should like,

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<v Speaker 7>and I stopped the weekend sports. It made them miserable,

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<v Speaker 7>It made me miserable. None of us were enjoying it.

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<v Speaker 7>We were doing it. All of us were doing it

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<v Speaker 7>because we were told that we should do it. We're

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<v Speaker 7>not those types of people, and that was really freeing.

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<v Speaker 7>So instead, we are currently on the hunt for the

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<v Speaker 7>best butter chicken in Melbourne. That's us. We're on fire

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<v Speaker 7>for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Doesn't that sound like so much fun?

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<v Speaker 2>That's great? I love that so much God, And.

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<v Speaker 4>That, oh, are you joining the fucking soccer team this term?

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<v Speaker 4>Nat mom and I are looking for some sick buttered chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Amazing, so true, because I feel like half the time

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<v Speaker 2>parents hate the soccer the sports that the kids are

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<v Speaker 2>in as well, they always do totally just feel like

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<v Speaker 2>you've got to do stuff like that. But that's true,

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<v Speaker 2>not even sports specific, Like, there are so many things

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<v Speaker 2>that we do because we're conditioned to just do them.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it all comes down to the words should people like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I should enjoy this? I should do that, And so

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<v Speaker 4>I need you to to think right now of something

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<v Speaker 4>that you're going to draw a line in the stand

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<v Speaker 4>and say no more. I'll give you a bit of

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<v Speaker 4>time to think in the meantime. Here's another one of

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<v Speaker 4>Chrazy's examples.

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<v Speaker 7>I was running myself ragged to do the school lunches,

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<v Speaker 7>which are shit house boring. So if you just once

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<v Speaker 7>say I'm not feeling that, or what about we do

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<v Speaker 7>this instead, or just little things like one of the

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<v Speaker 7>first things I did was I went on to my

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<v Speaker 7>phone and I looked up the lunch order service at

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<v Speaker 7>my kids primary school, and I ticked every single fucking

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<v Speaker 7>day marguerite, a pit of pizza, chop, chip, cookie, and

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<v Speaker 7>a bottle of milk.

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<v Speaker 8>Done.

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<v Speaker 5>That sounds young?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was gonna say, God, I wish I had

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<v Speaker 2>a Mumm like that.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like that's a win win. The kids are

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<v Speaker 4>like lunch orders every day. Sweet, I've got one, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>so I've got one.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a problem with saying yes to everything, like

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<v Speaker 2>when it comes to work. I will say yes to

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<v Speaker 2>anything anyone wants me.

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<v Speaker 3>When it comes to work.

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<v Speaker 4>Gotcha, I was gonna say, I have not yet experienced

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<v Speaker 4>this problem of yours saying yes to everything. I get

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of rejection from you when it comes to

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<v Speaker 4>social outings, but that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>That's different and comfortable saying no in a social outing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, I'm a workaholic, but I don't identify as

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<v Speaker 2>a workaholic. And I've only just realized that I work

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking shit tone like far too much, too many

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<v Speaker 2>hours in the day, and I'm exhausting myself.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you put your hand up for a lot as well,

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<v Speaker 4>like taking on extra.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's ridiculous and I haven't even you guys will

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<v Speaker 2>understand this, but it requires context. Where I work at Kiss,

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<v Speaker 2>I used to do a segment called the Cashcock, which

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<v Speaker 2>I've spoken about, where I dressed up as a rooster

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<v Speaker 2>got tackled to the ground and I said yes to

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<v Speaker 2>that because I had nothing else on and it got

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<v Speaker 2>me into the company and it was great. But now

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<v Speaker 2>I've got two national shows on Kiss and it's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>And Cashcock was back and they said to me, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we'd love you to do Cashcock, And in my head,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I've got to say yes. I've got to

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<v Speaker 2>say yes, I've got to do it, and it's like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have to dress up.

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<v Speaker 4>Ye, you can't be running around it's the bloody radio

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<v Speaker 4>station mascot at six in the morning and then still

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<v Speaker 4>be on air at ten o'clock at night.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just free handle both.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty seven years old with a partner, and also when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on the network twice in the day trying to

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<v Speaker 2>be taken seriously as an actual hope, I'm like, also,

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<v Speaker 2>that's me in the morning being tackled by a trade,

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<v Speaker 2>which I would enjoy, by the way. But I went

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<v Speaker 2>home and was talking to my mom and she said,

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<v Speaker 2>I heard the cash Cock. They're promoting it on the air.

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<v Speaker 2>So who got the job? And I said, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not actually sure who got the job? Mum. She went, well,

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<v Speaker 2>that's really disappointing that you said no to that. And

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<v Speaker 2>I said, why I'm on machine because it's good. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a really good opportunity. Great to get you in front

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<v Speaker 2>of the people that matter. Well, I'm like, mom, I've

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<v Speaker 2>got two shows.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you mean all these people want is cash?

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<v Speaker 5>They're not there.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not there for me, but they're not there for cock.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you're gonna be like fuck this, mom, I'm hiding

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<v Speaker 4>your passport, you want to come into.

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<v Speaker 2>Hawaii fucking treading it. It's just and that just I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know that. I'm trying to understand the psyche of

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<v Speaker 2>why I say yes to everything. Maybe it's because I

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<v Speaker 2>want to be you know, I'm going away to Hawaii.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I said, we've been talking about someone's feeling in

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<v Speaker 2>on my show. I'm like, who's feeling and who is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's taking over?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, why do I not your problem?

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<v Speaker 2>But that's exactly right, doesn't need to be my problem.

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<v Speaker 2>So I need to start saying no to all this

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<v Speaker 2>extra stuff that a won't benefit me and be like

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<v Speaker 2>you said, isn't my problem.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't intend this dym to be this deep, but

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<v Speaker 4>we're going deep now because I know where your tendency

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<v Speaker 4>to say yes comes from. Your bloody mother just conditioned

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<v Speaker 4>you listen to her.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally, absolutely, one hundred percent. And I think it's because

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<v Speaker 2>I want to impress my parents. The other day, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>hosting some award ceremony coming up, and I was telling me,

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<v Speaker 2>your fucking a know, I know because I said yes, anyway, No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a good gig. And I and I was telling

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<v Speaker 2>Dad and he's like, oh god, you did you did

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast towards at the start of the year. Are like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I don't think I'm good at that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like, I don't see you was good. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think you're any good at it. Oh okay, he goes, No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's genterly because i'm your dad, and I'll never see

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<v Speaker 2>how good you are. And I'm like, I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>that's doing what you think it's doing.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean you never see how that's the opposite.

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<v Speaker 4>Your parents are supposed to pump up your tides even

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<v Speaker 4>if you're ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Now they're terrified of me, like getting an eger. They

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<v Speaker 2>want humility. Dad's like, it's all about humility. It's all

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<v Speaker 2>about humility. He hates awards, hates praise. So I think

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to chase that.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I can understand that, But they should also

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<v Speaker 4>be a bit They should be your cheerleaders anyway. Fuck,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to paint your parents in a bad light.

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck they are adorable.

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<v Speaker 2>My parents are amazing. And you guys know my parents.

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<v Speaker 2>You are very supportive and they celebrate all my wins.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's just little moments that when things like that

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<v Speaker 2>happen and it's like, what are you trying to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Dad listens to a lot of self help podcast so's

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Prianka Chopra or someone's tiling to say whatever

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<v Speaker 2>that done.

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<v Speaker 4>It's such a straight man attitude too. Ah, you're doing great,

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<v Speaker 4>you can steal with doing better. You've got a hassle,

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<v Speaker 4>I know, I know. Fuck Anyway, the thing I'm saying

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<v Speaker 4>no to is far less deep than that.

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<v Speaker 3>I must say.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I've made a decision just this week actually,

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<v Speaker 4>that I'm saying no to fucking pop plants in the house.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't be fucked. I'm not a plant gay, I

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<v Speaker 4>never will be. They all keep dying on me and

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<v Speaker 4>I google how to look after whatever this plant is called.

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<v Speaker 3>They've all got.

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<v Speaker 4>Different needs and different light exposures, and I just can't

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<v Speaker 4>be fucked. And plus, like I've said before, the cat's

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<v Speaker 4>allergic to half of them. So what it's fake plants

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<v Speaker 4>for me? Yeah, no more pot plants.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Mitchell, I'm all for it. We definitely took different

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<v Speaker 2>approaches to this, but I'm now emotionally distraught after mine.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm glad we thought said the tone when I

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<v Speaker 4>played Chriss One's example where she just wasn't going to

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<v Speaker 4>pack the lunch box, like it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Dying my own fault. It's clearly top of mine. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>all for that. If you come to my house, all

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<v Speaker 2>we have is fake plants. They're all from Kmart. The

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<v Speaker 2>only issue you need to be aware of with the

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<v Speaker 2>fakes is you need to dust them because they get

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<v Speaker 2>dusty and you just take.

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<v Speaker 3>An hod no that that is quite disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it's to be great. It almost looks like

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<v Speaker 2>they're pollinated, Like you walk past it and bump it

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<v Speaker 2>with your bag and then it's like looks like b movie.

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<v Speaker 2>So just hose them and put them out and give

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<v Speaker 2>them a little shake. But yeah, I'm all for I've

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<v Speaker 2>got common sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks for that.

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<v Speaker 2>No worries Jenna or anything.

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<v Speaker 5>I think mine has to do with work as well,

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<v Speaker 5>and not taking any breaks from work, so like I

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<v Speaker 5>haven't had a holiday in years, because I'm always the

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<v Speaker 5>one to say, oh yeah, I'll take on more responsibility

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<v Speaker 5>for whoever wants to go away for survey breaks for

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<v Speaker 5>those in radio. But you know I don't. I shouldn't

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<v Speaker 5>do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I do remember one time saying to you, how

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<v Speaker 4>was your Christmas break, Jenna, and you were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't have one because there was no one to

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<v Speaker 4>fill in for me.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, yes, well then there's no Facebook posts.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I guess because that's the company's fault, not yours.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, it's true. And like even leading back to that

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<v Speaker 5>last week with COVID, you know, I still worked throughout it,

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<v Speaker 5>and because I felt like I should Why should I

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<v Speaker 5>if I'm sick.

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<v Speaker 3>I see that fucking word. It comes back to should

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<v Speaker 3>every time.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the should.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the should? Well it should? Sorry. I thought that

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<v Speaker 2>was some sort of meditation word that you both knew

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<v Speaker 2>from your years of yoga.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought like, no, I'm saying that people shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 4>driven by the words should, like oh I should do this,

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<v Speaker 4>I should get you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's better if you want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you know you know how people are like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>there's the ego and then the brogo whatever it's called.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought there should was something else that was like

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<v Speaker 2>that was a book. Okay, s h o u ld

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<v Speaker 2>got it, got it?

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<v Speaker 3>You should know that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Sorry, sorry, it's the should? All right? Well I

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<v Speaker 2>like that the year of saying no, just in this

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<v Speaker 2>next two weeks in Hawaii. Anytime I'm offered some sort

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<v Speaker 2>of food, I'm saying yes, just so everyone knows.

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<v Speaker 3>If you don't actually enjoy something, then don't bother.

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<v Speaker 2>Amen, All right, shall I do my agim?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Go for it?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me? Could you not live in a

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<v Speaker 2>world without small talk?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure I could?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I think I could.

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<v Speaker 3>It's nice occasionally though.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why I bring it to you, guys, because

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you two could easily live in a

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<v Speaker 2>world without small talk. Me, on the other hand, now

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<v Speaker 2>it's like oxygen to me. I need small talk with

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<v Speaker 2>any person that will listen to me, any of them,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's so imperative. The reason I ask is because

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<v Speaker 2>a new study came out this week that suggests we

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<v Speaker 2>need to stop making small talk with people because it

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<v Speaker 2>makes us dumber.

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<v Speaker 5>Really, yes, what.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they mean by that? Like? How does it achieve that?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so, small talk we all know it's very necessary

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<v Speaker 2>in conversations. Also, just like with people that you're not

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<v Speaker 2>very familiar with, small talk just gets you going or

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<v Speaker 2>gets you into a conversation. But apparently this is what

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<v Speaker 2>the paper says. The paper says conversation is a fundamental

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<v Speaker 2>human experience, one that is necessary to pursue interpersonal and

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<v Speaker 2>interpersonal interpersonalized goals. Therefore, making the most out of such

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<v Speaker 2>conversations by asking quality, intro and follow up questions is essential.

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<v Speaker 2>Small Talk is a waste of time, is what this

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<v Speaker 2>expert is saying. So instead of the mundane how are

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<v Speaker 2>you and what do you do? Where there's nice wad

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<v Speaker 2>you have for lunch? You should be asking what excites

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<v Speaker 2>you right now? You should be asking about work and life,

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<v Speaker 2>their upbringing and hobbies.

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<v Speaker 3>To a complete stranger instead.

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<v Speaker 4>I kind of agree with that because I don't have

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<v Speaker 4>much patience for small talk. I couldn't live in a

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<v Speaker 4>world without it. That just sounds sad. But I'll be

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<v Speaker 4>walking around like fucking we're on green theft ordo. No

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<v Speaker 4>one's engageable, totally, it'd be very doing that weird prostitute

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<v Speaker 4>walk with the fact with their.

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<v Speaker 2>Arms are really rigid. Yeah, yeah, it's very good call.

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<v Speaker 4>But also I do feel like I kind of like

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<v Speaker 4>to dive in the deep end a bit, like if

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<v Speaker 4>the small talk isn't getting into the nitty gritty like

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<v Speaker 4>that within fifteen to twenty seconds, I give up. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>happy to sit there in silence. Yes, but if we

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<v Speaker 4>get there, I'm like, I will absolutely fucking dig and dig.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd love just a DNN by accident.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, me too. Well, this expert has given some options

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<v Speaker 2>as to thought starters. Cut the small talk and start

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<v Speaker 2>with this. Ready, So they want you to start with, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you looking forward to? I mean, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna go to Baker's Delight when I'm trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>an Oliven Fetter scroll and go, Hi, what are you

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<v Speaker 2>looking forward to?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>That's nice that it's your grandma's funeral in a month. Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>can I get two Fetter and Olive scrolls?

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<v Speaker 3>You can't open with that? That's fucking weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally. What about this option? What's the most important thing

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<v Speaker 2>I should know about you?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>That's stalkery.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care about my butcher.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if this is on the list, but

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<v Speaker 4>I remember one time I was at a funeral of

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<v Speaker 4>all places, oh dear, and at the wake I was

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<v Speaker 4>This is when I was a kid. I was outside

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<v Speaker 4>and there was some lady smoking his cigarette and she's like.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you, sweetheart?

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, good, thanks, and the question she asked

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<v Speaker 4>next straight after how you was, what would you be

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<v Speaker 4>doing if you weren't here today?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I like that, that's a.

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<v Speaker 4>Really interesting question. And I was like, I can't remember

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<v Speaker 4>the answer. Probably I'd be at school or something. But

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, that's a great question. What would you

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<v Speaker 4>be doing if you weren't here today? No, okay, I understand.

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<v Speaker 4>That's good having those those conversation starters. It's also the

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<v Speaker 4>same when you're interviewing people, and I do all the

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<v Speaker 4>fucking time. When I don't prepare questions. You've seen me,

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<v Speaker 4>I just.

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<v Speaker 2>Flounder and I take about thirty seconds to ask how

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<v Speaker 2>how they are? But those questions like actually lead to

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<v Speaker 2>really interesting conversations. But you also need the small talk

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<v Speaker 2>to get there.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I've noticed in your interviews when you're when

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<v Speaker 4>you can't think of a question, you just don't really

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<v Speaker 4>ask them a question.

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<v Speaker 3>You kind of just say things at them.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a statement, and I often make statements.

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<v Speaker 4>You make statements. You're like, oh, so good to see

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<v Speaker 4>you've been in the industry so long.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I do, I really do. I don't think I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever asked one question in my entire career. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>really an interesting that. Now I just point things out,

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<v Speaker 2>don't I? So what else is on the list? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what I thought. I've got a list of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't I ring the local business and I see

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<v Speaker 2>if I can call them without any small talk. Just

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<v Speaker 2>see how it goes.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you can't.

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<v Speaker 4>It can't be the first thing you say. It has

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<v Speaker 4>to be the second. Like that lady with the dari

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<v Speaker 4>at the funeral, It was how are you? And the

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<v Speaker 4>second question was deep? The first one has to be normal.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, I think it needs to be like

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<v Speaker 2>a friend or someone that you do like, because if

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<v Speaker 2>I call a news agency and I go, what's your

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<v Speaker 2>dream in life? Doesn't make sense now. But if I

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<v Speaker 2>call someone that we're not a really good friend that

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<v Speaker 2>knows I'm joking, but someone in the periphery that thinks,

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<v Speaker 2>oh well, I wonder why he's asking all this?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, call contraceptive die from Sam. He hasn't been

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<v Speaker 4>around for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's brilliant. It's called Sam. Good call. Now, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 2>what did you I just said, good call? Shoot me

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<v Speaker 2>at the fucking thigh.

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<v Speaker 3>You said it like nine times last week.

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<v Speaker 9>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>The first couple were intentional, and I had a brain

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<v Speaker 2>fat and I forgot all right before I hit die

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<v Speaker 2>or Mitchell, I'm gonna what was yours? I really like

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<v Speaker 2>that one?

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<v Speaker 4>You just that, the lady said, I don't think the

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<v Speaker 4>Siggy one will work because the question was what would

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<v Speaker 4>you be doing if you weren't here today and he's

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<v Speaker 4>not here today?

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<v Speaker 3>That's true, that's more of a face to face one.

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<v Speaker 2>What would be the most important thing I should know

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<v Speaker 2>about you? Is an option?

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<v Speaker 3>I know you already know him, so that's weird. What

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<v Speaker 3>were the others?

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<v Speaker 2>What excites you in life right now?

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<v Speaker 3>That could work? Or maybe you could rephrase it a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me something I would never guess you'd be into.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, do that? That's kind of interesting.

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<v Speaker 5>I never want to know the answer.

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<v Speaker 3>Because Sam is such a chameleon. He can have a

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<v Speaker 3>bitch and a wine with the gays and he can

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<v Speaker 3>have a beer with the boys.

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<v Speaker 2>He's kind of adaptable. What is your biggest accomplishment this week?

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<v Speaker 2>Is good because we kind of do work together.

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<v Speaker 3>Throw a few in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck it all right? Here we go calling contraceptive diaphram, Sam.

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<v Speaker 2>No small talk, just to how are you?

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<v Speaker 9>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello? Sam? It's Mitch cheery.

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<v Speaker 9>How are you good?

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<v Speaker 2>Listen? What's your biggest accomplishment this week?

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<v Speaker 9>My biggest accomplishment this week? Ah, I cleaned my house.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, like it did like a proper spring clean. I

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<v Speaker 9>feel very accomplished.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Hayden, and I just got one of those four

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<v Speaker 2>mops and I would never consider myself a mopper, but

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<v Speaker 2>now we mop the floors and it's so like satisfying

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<v Speaker 2>to clean.

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<v Speaker 9>And forboard about you, mate, I feel like you've reached

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<v Speaker 9>you know that you've reached a certain age that your

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<v Speaker 9>teen years are far behind you. When you get excited

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<v Speaker 9>about a mob.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, it's actually quite depressing, isn't it. And that

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<v Speaker 2>is your biggest accomplishment this week?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh yeah, I feel very accomplished.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me something I'd never guess that you'd be into.

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<v Speaker 9>Why why are you asking this?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just asking what would what would shock me that

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<v Speaker 2>you're into?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh uh?

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<v Speaker 5>There.

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<v Speaker 9>I really really like American.

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<v Speaker 2>Football, but only I only watch it.

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<v Speaker 9>Around Super Bowl time, but I get really into it

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<v Speaker 9>for like a week.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that I actually did know that about you,

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<v Speaker 2>And I also know you love like the commentary and

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<v Speaker 2>the theater of it all.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what do you have to look forward to in

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<v Speaker 2>the near future?

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<v Speaker 9>Why do I feel like I'm on a job interview.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're on the podcast? Yeah? Generation why?

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<v Speaker 9>Okay, no, no, no, I have to explain the me

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<v Speaker 9>now why.

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<v Speaker 4>Because apparently these are the questions that people should be

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<v Speaker 4>asking in lieu of small talk. And I did worry

0:24:35.119 --> 0:24:37.120
<v Speaker 4>about that that it would catch people off guard. It's

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<v Speaker 4>too deep too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a professor in the US that wants to

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<v Speaker 2>end small talk for good, and these are the suggestions

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<v Speaker 2>that they've provided.

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<v Speaker 9>I feel like it's the way you're phrase it. Though,

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<v Speaker 9>if you were to say, oh, I'm really into this

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<v Speaker 9>kind of thing. What's a random thing that you're into,

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<v Speaker 9>I feel like I wouldn't have clocked it, but it was.

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<v Speaker 9>It was. It was the way that you said it.

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<v Speaker 9>It was a bit like in a therapy session.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, yah.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like that was actually more awkward than small

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<v Speaker 4>talk because every question you asked there was ten to

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<v Speaker 4>twenty seconds of Sam going ah yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And whenever Sam finished his answer, there was silence.

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<v Speaker 9>I do love a bit of small talk, more of that.

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<v Speaker 2>See you need it. I tried to not do it

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<v Speaker 2>and you need it. No, it's a small talk. Is

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<v Speaker 2>in in? Thank you? Sam?

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<v Speaker 9>Okay, there you go, a bab you're listening to?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:30.359
<v Speaker 2>Got something on your mind?

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<v Speaker 5>Hit up at a couple of mitches on Instagram to

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<v Speaker 5>get yourself on the show.

0:25:36.800 --> 0:25:40.320
<v Speaker 2>All right time before and is it just you? Your

0:25:40.400 --> 0:25:42.680
<v Speaker 2>chance to have an iGEM of your own, something you've

0:25:42.720 --> 0:25:45.280
<v Speaker 2>noticed you hate or appreciate. You can dms and get

0:25:45.280 --> 0:25:47.359
<v Speaker 2>on the show a couple of mitches, slide right in or.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't forget the phone number? Oh for one two seven

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<v Speaker 4>one two nine to two, send it the text.

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<v Speaker 2>That is off. The people love that text line, don't

0:25:55.640 --> 0:25:57.120
<v Speaker 2>they mean you get in text twenty four seven?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I've had to put the thing on airplane mode

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<v Speaker 4>quite a few fucking time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, have you just to shut them off?

0:26:03.640 --> 0:26:06.760
<v Speaker 4>I mean love them dearly. I absolutely appreciate it. But yeah,

0:26:07.000 --> 0:26:09.399
<v Speaker 4>people must listen at all hours, all different time zones.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, true, true, All right, Well today we have joining

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<v Speaker 2>us from Hobart, the wonderful Jack Collo Jack.

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<v Speaker 9>Hello, Zalent, how a, I'm good? How are you guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Look? Would you say younger Jack would be proud of

0:26:25.400 --> 0:26:26.600
<v Speaker 2>the Jack that lives and breathes.

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<v Speaker 9>Now, Oh my god, you're touching on really since his topics.

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<v Speaker 9>Now I think so.

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<v Speaker 2>Beautiful, beautiful. No, Jack, when you hear the full episode,

0:26:39.880 --> 0:26:43.200
<v Speaker 2>you'll just cack yourself. That'll be hilarious in a couple

0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:46.040
<v Speaker 2>of days. Now, tell us how long have you been

0:26:46.040 --> 0:26:47.399
<v Speaker 2>listening to the show, Jackie.

0:26:48.119 --> 0:26:52.639
<v Speaker 9>Honestly, not that long, probably about four five months.

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<v Speaker 3>I love fresh Meat.

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<v Speaker 9>No, but I've been going through old episodes in between

0:26:58.560 --> 0:27:01.600
<v Speaker 9>the new upload, which has been good. But honestly, I

0:27:01.600 --> 0:27:03.520
<v Speaker 9>love the show and it's probably the first podcast I've

0:27:03.520 --> 0:27:05.920
<v Speaker 9>actually listened to other than the Australians True Crime one.

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<v Speaker 9>Everyone's first.

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<v Speaker 2>What a compliment. I've only listened to Jack the Rippers

0:27:10.440 --> 0:27:13.879
<v Speaker 2>podcast in yours.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a true crime not for you. Did you actually

0:27:14.800 --> 0:27:16.160
<v Speaker 4>like that first podcast you heard?

0:27:16.640 --> 0:27:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:27:17.240 --> 0:27:20.040
<v Speaker 9>No, I do, like, Yeah, I can't.

0:27:19.840 --> 0:27:20.600
<v Speaker 3>Get amongst it.

0:27:20.680 --> 0:27:21.520
<v Speaker 5>Oh I love it?

0:27:21.760 --> 0:27:22.240
<v Speaker 3>Oh you would?

0:27:22.240 --> 0:27:22.800
<v Speaker 9>It's so good?

0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:24.879
<v Speaker 2>She would you love anything that's about you?

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<v Speaker 9>The Australian one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Do you like Case File?

0:27:29.040 --> 0:27:29.200
<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 9>Never heard of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's the big one. Okay, now you're fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're in the same bite, Jack. I don't fucking

0:27:37.119 --> 0:27:38.240
<v Speaker 3>know what they're talking about either.

0:27:38.320 --> 0:27:41.359
<v Speaker 2>We need you to give us an Is it just

0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:42.440
<v Speaker 2>you of your own? Do you have one?

0:27:42.440 --> 0:27:42.920
<v Speaker 3>You brew it on?

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<v Speaker 2>I do, yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

0:27:45.040 --> 0:27:45.800
<v Speaker 2>Hit it Bradley?

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<v Speaker 8>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 9>Did your parents tell you little white lies as a

0:27:54.160 --> 0:27:57.680
<v Speaker 9>kid that you've grown up as an adult and believed

0:27:58.200 --> 0:28:01.080
<v Speaker 9>and then told to other adults in your life, only

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<v Speaker 9>to be embarrassed that they're not true?

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck?

0:28:04.160 --> 0:28:04.400
<v Speaker 3>Mate?

0:28:04.400 --> 0:28:06.600
<v Speaker 4>Are you that kid on the ad that was told, oh,

0:28:06.640 --> 0:28:08.640
<v Speaker 4>the great Well the China was to keep the rabbits there?

0:28:08.800 --> 0:28:08.960
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 9>You know, it was funny when I said in my

0:28:11.960 --> 0:28:14.080
<v Speaker 9>gym I was thinking about that ad. I was like,

0:28:14.119 --> 0:28:16.960
<v Speaker 9>actually kind, but it's like literally like that, well, what

0:28:17.040 --> 0:28:21.240
<v Speaker 9>lies have you been told? Okay, Well, a very particular

0:28:21.359 --> 0:28:25.560
<v Speaker 9>incident that has honestly traumatized me. Shout out to Lockie,

0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:31.119
<v Speaker 9>who actually recommended this podcast. That happened Champion. Anyway. I

0:28:31.160 --> 0:28:34.520
<v Speaker 9>was at his house, at his parents' house, and they

0:28:34.520 --> 0:28:37.360
<v Speaker 9>have horses, and we're just sitting there on the verandah,

0:28:37.400 --> 0:28:41.600
<v Speaker 9>you know, very picturesque in the countryside, and I see

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<v Speaker 9>one of the horses like lay down on the ground

0:28:45.320 --> 0:28:47.400
<v Speaker 9>or whatever they do. And I turned to him and

0:28:47.440 --> 0:28:49.280
<v Speaker 9>I'm like, there's something wrong with your horse. Your horse

0:28:49.440 --> 0:28:52.080
<v Speaker 9>like can't get back up. And he's like, what are

0:28:52.120 --> 0:28:53.680
<v Speaker 9>you going on about it? And I'm like, well, no,

0:28:53.840 --> 0:28:56.680
<v Speaker 9>like once a horse sits down, it can't get back

0:28:56.720 --> 0:29:02.000
<v Speaker 9>up easily, like it will die like what he's like thinking.

0:29:02.040 --> 0:29:04.000
<v Speaker 9>And then anyway, the horse, I think, end up getting

0:29:04.000 --> 0:29:05.800
<v Speaker 9>back up and they just like made fun of me.

0:29:06.360 --> 0:29:07.760
<v Speaker 9>Lockie and his parents You're.

0:29:07.640 --> 0:29:10.800
<v Speaker 3>Like, fuck me, Lockie, where's the crane? Yeah?

0:29:10.840 --> 0:29:12.880
<v Speaker 9>They literally I was like so worried. I was like, oh,

0:29:12.960 --> 0:29:15.160
<v Speaker 9>the tall horse, like there's something on the horse. But

0:29:15.280 --> 0:29:17.800
<v Speaker 9>I was told as a kid by my dad because

0:29:17.840 --> 0:29:20.280
<v Speaker 9>I asked him, I go, why do horses sleep standing up?

0:29:20.400 --> 0:29:23.000
<v Speaker 9>Because like that's what they do, and he goes, oh,

0:29:23.040 --> 0:29:24.600
<v Speaker 9>because once they get back down, they can't get back

0:29:24.680 --> 0:29:25.040
<v Speaker 9>up again.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh.

0:29:26.440 --> 0:29:27.880
<v Speaker 9>And I've just like I've just been like, oh, okay,

0:29:27.920 --> 0:29:29.959
<v Speaker 9>I've probably like heard that when I was like sticks

0:29:30.040 --> 0:29:32.240
<v Speaker 9>or something, and I've just gone on in my life

0:29:32.240 --> 0:29:33.280
<v Speaker 9>and just believe that.

0:29:33.320 --> 0:29:35.920
<v Speaker 4>Maybe your dad actually believes that to be true. Maybe

0:29:36.000 --> 0:29:36.920
<v Speaker 4>someone else told him that.

0:29:37.320 --> 0:29:38.960
<v Speaker 9>It sounds like I did ask him, and he goes,

0:29:39.000 --> 0:29:40.000
<v Speaker 9>I don't remember telling you that.

0:29:40.080 --> 0:29:40.280
<v Speaker 7>I know.

0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:41.240
<v Speaker 9>I feel like that's a lie.

0:29:41.280 --> 0:29:44.000
<v Speaker 2>Well I have one. I remember that. I've got a few. Actually,

0:29:44.080 --> 0:29:46.200
<v Speaker 2>I was ghastly hard by my parents. Jack, you really

0:29:46.240 --> 0:29:48.760
<v Speaker 2>bring you back. My mum would say that if you

0:29:48.920 --> 0:29:51.080
<v Speaker 2>ate watermelon seeds that you would get pregnant.

0:29:51.640 --> 0:29:56.320
<v Speaker 4>Pregnant, yeah, as a man.

0:29:56.440 --> 0:29:59.720
<v Speaker 2>As a man. They also said if you would remember this,

0:30:00.280 --> 0:30:01.840
<v Speaker 2>maybe this was just my family? Is it just me?

0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:07.560
<v Speaker 2>Or reading in the dark will ruin your eyes? Yeah?

0:30:07.600 --> 0:30:08.160
<v Speaker 2>Did we get that?

0:30:08.240 --> 0:30:08.440
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:30:08.440 --> 0:30:10.400
<v Speaker 9>I got Yeah, I've heard that before.

0:30:10.600 --> 0:30:13.240
<v Speaker 3>What about carrots give you better eyesight?

0:30:13.520 --> 0:30:18.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah, ball shit. I eat a lot of carrots,

0:30:18.240 --> 0:30:19.920
<v Speaker 2>but I don't know who's sitting across from me right now.

0:30:20.920 --> 0:30:23.160
<v Speaker 9>What about like crusts, like how cross give me curly hair?

0:30:23.880 --> 0:30:26.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes? Yes, Oh my god, I remember. I used to

0:30:26.600 --> 0:30:28.840
<v Speaker 2>love crusts and then when I hit fifteen, I got pubes.

0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:29.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, it's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Were there any other things that you're lying? Deceitful? Father

0:30:34.800 --> 0:30:35.520
<v Speaker 3>told you? Jack?

0:30:36.000 --> 0:30:40.479
<v Speaker 9>Well, yeah there is. Actually my dad works at TAFE,

0:30:40.480 --> 0:30:43.600
<v Speaker 9>which is like an education thing. Yeah, we love is

0:30:43.600 --> 0:30:46.840
<v Speaker 9>that like nationwide? Anyway?

0:30:46.880 --> 0:30:47.680
<v Speaker 2>I went to tape.

0:30:48.000 --> 0:30:50.120
<v Speaker 9>Well, there you go. But we're in like one of

0:30:50.120 --> 0:30:53.360
<v Speaker 9>the workshop things and like under fluorescent lights sometimes like

0:30:53.440 --> 0:30:54.600
<v Speaker 9>concrete sparkles have.

0:30:54.560 --> 0:30:55.440
<v Speaker 3>You know aga.

0:30:55.520 --> 0:30:58.719
<v Speaker 4>I know, yeah, I get you, yeah, like in warehouses

0:30:58.760 --> 0:31:00.840
<v Speaker 4>and ship yeah yeah.

0:31:00.880 --> 0:31:04.480
<v Speaker 9>But I vivially remember this. We're walking downstairs and I'm like, okay,

0:31:04.560 --> 0:31:07.760
<v Speaker 9>like why I clearer in the concrete and he's like, oh,

0:31:07.840 --> 0:31:10.560
<v Speaker 9>it's like people's fingernails and tonnails they fall off, and

0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:12.400
<v Speaker 9>then mate, get caught in the life.

0:31:13.840 --> 0:31:17.120
<v Speaker 4>I don't remember the last time my fucking toenail clippings

0:31:17.120 --> 0:31:17.720
<v Speaker 4>were twinkling.

0:31:18.760 --> 0:31:20.800
<v Speaker 2>It's the logic in that I've got.

0:31:20.760 --> 0:31:22.600
<v Speaker 9>Grown up and everything like that is not true.

0:31:23.200 --> 0:31:25.120
<v Speaker 3>See, it's such that one out yourself. You didn't have

0:31:25.120 --> 0:31:25.280
<v Speaker 3>to have.

0:31:26.600 --> 0:31:28.600
<v Speaker 9>Definitely one that I probably got my teen.

0:31:28.600 --> 0:31:31.760
<v Speaker 2>One just hit me. One, just hit me. This is true,

0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:34.240
<v Speaker 2>and I'm embarrassed. And I've never said this before. I

0:31:34.280 --> 0:31:36.320
<v Speaker 2>don't even think I've told you, you know, sometimes make

0:31:36.440 --> 0:31:38.520
<v Speaker 2>you tell each other stories, or you've told me that yesterday.

0:31:39.080 --> 0:31:40.520
<v Speaker 3>We'll spit it out. For God's sake. I'll tell you

0:31:40.520 --> 0:31:41.040
<v Speaker 3>if I've heard it.

0:31:41.160 --> 0:31:45.200
<v Speaker 2>Sorry. My dad told me. I asked him point blank

0:31:45.240 --> 0:31:47.960
<v Speaker 2>how a baby's made, and he said, you were but

0:31:48.040 --> 0:31:50.400
<v Speaker 2>a twinkle in my eye, which I now know means

0:31:50.400 --> 0:31:53.200
<v Speaker 2>it's just some fucking Disney rhyme, you know, but I

0:31:53.400 --> 0:31:56.200
<v Speaker 2>thought that man that his come was in his eyes,

0:31:58.280 --> 0:31:58.920
<v Speaker 2>didn't Yep?

0:31:58.960 --> 0:32:01.360
<v Speaker 3>I thought, well, it happens.

0:32:01.360 --> 0:32:06.720
<v Speaker 2>We've all been there, right, Jack. No, I thought like

0:32:06.800 --> 0:32:09.680
<v Speaker 2>that's where sperm was held, that was like this, that was.

0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:10.520
<v Speaker 9>The in your eye?

0:32:10.600 --> 0:32:14.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and how would you ejaculate from your eyes?

0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:15.880
<v Speaker 3>Exactly? Crying?

0:32:17.960 --> 0:32:18.560
<v Speaker 2>Stop it?

0:32:19.000 --> 0:32:21.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, funerals to be like a fucking baki party.

0:32:22.240 --> 0:32:23.720
<v Speaker 2>My god, stop it.

0:32:23.760 --> 0:32:25.560
<v Speaker 3>I want to get you wet. I'll put on Marley

0:32:25.600 --> 0:32:25.760
<v Speaker 3>and me.

0:32:28.320 --> 0:32:30.680
<v Speaker 2>That's awful, Sorry, Jack, that we took that rounde and

0:32:30.680 --> 0:32:32.600
<v Speaker 2>you're from Hobart to you wouldn't be loving it with

0:32:32.600 --> 0:32:33.640
<v Speaker 2>all the incest of it all, you know.

0:32:34.520 --> 0:32:34.720
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:37.640
<v Speaker 2>And then second head, well, Jack, what's your Instagram? You

0:32:37.640 --> 0:32:39.200
<v Speaker 2>did ask to plug it? Give it a quick plug.

0:32:39.800 --> 0:32:40.760
<v Speaker 9>Jk dot CST.

0:32:41.920 --> 0:32:43.200
<v Speaker 3>That's also my IP address.

0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:47.800
<v Speaker 9>I think, what's JK.

0:32:48.440 --> 0:32:51.760
<v Speaker 2>C s T. What's the CST stand for?

0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:56.600
<v Speaker 9>Jack Costillo? I try to keep it really short, and

0:32:56.640 --> 0:32:58.920
<v Speaker 9>you know, like you know, if I'm drunk out and

0:32:58.960 --> 0:33:01.720
<v Speaker 9>then during my promotion activities when you're drunk, it's.

0:33:01.560 --> 0:33:03.520
<v Speaker 4>A little letters to try and slur when you're drunk, though,

0:33:03.560 --> 0:33:06.440
<v Speaker 4>you'd have to be like see for carrots, it's for

0:33:06.640 --> 0:33:10.560
<v Speaker 4>Sarah tea for tango. I love that Jack came on and

0:33:10.600 --> 0:33:12.800
<v Speaker 4>plug his Instagram. No one's ever done that before.

0:33:13.080 --> 0:33:16.160
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I'm surprised. Not many people. Other people do that anyway.

0:33:16.360 --> 0:33:20.600
<v Speaker 2>Weir to stop you go for it, all right, Jack,

0:33:20.680 --> 0:33:24.560
<v Speaker 2>pleasure to have you on everyone, Jack dot Ins, producer, producers,

0:33:24.760 --> 0:33:27.200
<v Speaker 2>not your name, France, Jena, you please send a prize,

0:33:27.320 --> 0:33:28.200
<v Speaker 2>not even groundskeeper.

0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:29.040
<v Speaker 3>You got that rong too.

0:33:29.520 --> 0:33:32.720
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I've got Hawaii brain, Jack, I'm going Hawaii on Saturday.

0:33:33.640 --> 0:33:35.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh have fun. Thank you so much.

0:33:36.240 --> 0:33:37.239
<v Speaker 3>He didn't mean that at all.

0:33:37.520 --> 0:33:38.760
<v Speaker 2>And Hayden and I are going to cry on each

0:33:38.800 --> 0:33:45.520
<v Speaker 2>other the whole trip. Hopefully I ruined such a nice

0:33:45.560 --> 0:33:49.040
<v Speaker 2>interaction for Jack. Never meet heroes, that's what they say.

0:33:49.920 --> 0:33:54.400
<v Speaker 2>See Jack, Jackie, what a sweetheart?

0:33:54.440 --> 0:33:55.880
<v Speaker 3>Love you darling cut.

0:33:55.680 --> 0:33:59.240
<v Speaker 2>His Instagram handle reference from the podcast sound.

0:34:00.120 --> 0:34:01.640
<v Speaker 3>Now that's his airtime. It can do what he wants

0:34:01.680 --> 0:34:01.840
<v Speaker 3>with it.

0:34:01.920 --> 0:34:03.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good call, al right.

0:34:03.000 --> 0:34:05.640
<v Speaker 3>The record at Mitchell Koon's one word is my handle.

0:34:05.680 --> 0:34:08.520
<v Speaker 2>At Mitch Jury on Instagram is my handle mine is.

0:34:08.640 --> 0:34:10.719
<v Speaker 3>We've run out of time, unfortunately.

0:34:10.120 --> 0:34:14.120
<v Speaker 2>All at a time, sadly, all.

0:34:14.040 --> 0:34:15.640
<v Speaker 4>Right, should we do Jenni's junk. We've got to do

0:34:15.640 --> 0:34:17.320
<v Speaker 4>a bit of a cleanse before our Easter break.

0:34:17.440 --> 0:34:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Yes, let's dive on it. Everyone.

0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:24.000
<v Speaker 5>Let's take a peek at Jenner's junk, shall we.

0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:27.320
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Jenne's junk is where all of our shit ideas

0:34:27.360 --> 0:34:29.759
<v Speaker 4>go to die. As you know, we kick off every

0:34:29.800 --> 0:34:31.880
<v Speaker 4>episode of this podcast with and is it just me?

0:34:32.040 --> 0:34:33.560
<v Speaker 4>Each and if we think of one but it's a

0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:36.440
<v Speaker 4>bit boring, we'll go nah, toss it aside, and then

0:34:36.800 --> 0:34:39.439
<v Speaker 4>eventually we will stick a fist in Jenni's junk.

0:34:39.520 --> 0:34:40.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just for fun.

0:34:40.360 --> 0:34:42.200
<v Speaker 2>I feel privileged to be able to see Jenis junk

0:34:42.280 --> 0:34:45.000
<v Speaker 2>up close and personal. It's full, I can imagine.

0:34:45.080 --> 0:34:47.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that's just how she likes it, isn't it, Jenna?

0:34:47.800 --> 0:34:48.000
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:34:48.080 --> 0:34:50.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, nice and full. That's why the house got broken

0:34:50.280 --> 0:34:51.840
<v Speaker 2>into and they were searching for the junk.

0:34:52.440 --> 0:34:55.080
<v Speaker 3>No, we've not entered your junk in quite some time,

0:34:55.160 --> 0:34:55.560
<v Speaker 3>have we.

0:34:55.800 --> 0:34:58.560
<v Speaker 5>No, No, nobody's entered my junk for a while.

0:34:58.680 --> 0:34:59.000
<v Speaker 3>Really.

0:34:59.160 --> 0:35:01.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, so we'll just be We'll take it slow.

0:35:01.680 --> 0:35:03.759
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, just see how it goes.

0:35:03.800 --> 0:35:04.359
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we can.

0:35:05.120 --> 0:35:07.360
<v Speaker 3>When he was out of practice, is oh.

0:35:07.200 --> 0:35:09.640
<v Speaker 2>God, look she was quick to jump in.

0:35:10.360 --> 0:35:12.560
<v Speaker 3>God, that's more deuce than usual in the junk today.

0:35:12.680 --> 0:35:13.480
<v Speaker 2>What's that smell?

0:35:13.880 --> 0:35:14.240
<v Speaker 5>Sorry?

0:35:14.640 --> 0:35:15.680
<v Speaker 2>Someone eating camembert?

0:35:17.360 --> 0:35:19.120
<v Speaker 5>Sorry about that anyway?

0:35:19.200 --> 0:35:20.640
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, Yeah, what are you found in there?

0:35:21.080 --> 0:35:21.400
<v Speaker 5>Okay?

0:35:22.520 --> 0:35:23.160
<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

0:35:23.520 --> 0:35:27.480
<v Speaker 5>Or do you miss touching the hands of customer service workers?

0:35:28.760 --> 0:35:29.120
<v Speaker 2>Listen?

0:35:29.920 --> 0:35:32.600
<v Speaker 3>What There's no way I put that in the junk?

0:35:32.800 --> 0:35:36.080
<v Speaker 2>No, listen. I know my gyms for the last seventeen

0:35:36.120 --> 0:35:39.200
<v Speaker 2>weeks have been McDonald's drive through related. But this is

0:35:39.360 --> 0:35:42.680
<v Speaker 2>real because in the funny that this didn't make the

0:35:42.680 --> 0:35:45.320
<v Speaker 2>main show, this is I had. I had three customer

0:35:45.360 --> 0:35:47.719
<v Speaker 2>service themed gyms that were good enough to be on

0:35:47.760 --> 0:35:48.040
<v Speaker 2>the mail.

0:35:48.440 --> 0:35:51.160
<v Speaker 4>What was it about this that wasn't worth actually running?

0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:52.000
<v Speaker 4>And it was more junk?

0:35:52.200 --> 0:35:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay? So I'm in my one coffee a day Era

0:35:55.200 --> 0:35:57.640
<v Speaker 2>and when I have to go to go to work early,

0:35:57.680 --> 0:35:58.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't have time to make it at home, so

0:35:58.960 --> 0:36:00.279
<v Speaker 2>I go through mac drive through it. I do this

0:36:00.320 --> 0:36:02.520
<v Speaker 2>twice a week. I get along black from macas and

0:36:02.560 --> 0:36:03.840
<v Speaker 2>it's good. I means, such a habit of just like

0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:07.120
<v Speaker 2>pay passing and go. Anyway, when we moved, Hayden and

0:36:07.120 --> 0:36:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I found like a coin jar that we had and

0:36:09.719 --> 0:36:11.399
<v Speaker 2>we like in the old house. We just put away

0:36:11.440 --> 0:36:12.919
<v Speaker 2>and we have, like you know, a couple hundred bucks

0:36:12.920 --> 0:36:14.640
<v Speaker 2>in gold coins. So I just put a handful and

0:36:14.680 --> 0:36:16.520
<v Speaker 2>a zip block and now it's in my car and

0:36:16.560 --> 0:36:18.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, God, just use it for macas. So I

0:36:18.239 --> 0:36:19.959
<v Speaker 2>get to the drive through and I'm like, oh my god,

0:36:20.040 --> 0:36:23.360
<v Speaker 2>I have coins for once. And the little brittle sixteen

0:36:23.400 --> 0:36:25.920
<v Speaker 2>year old kid put out that paddle popstick with the

0:36:26.080 --> 0:36:27.920
<v Speaker 2>FPOs machine on the end of it, and I just

0:36:28.080 --> 0:36:31.680
<v Speaker 2>pushed it away and something came over me. I had

0:36:31.680 --> 0:36:33.520
<v Speaker 2>the two dollar coin in my fingertips, and you know

0:36:33.560 --> 0:36:35.319
<v Speaker 2>when you hold coins and you've got to like, you know,

0:36:35.360 --> 0:36:36.719
<v Speaker 2>on the drop, so you like kind of doing that

0:36:37.120 --> 0:36:39.160
<v Speaker 2>that machine claw hand thing, and you're kind of like.

0:36:39.120 --> 0:36:41.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, just like this, yeah, and you sort of

0:36:41.120 --> 0:36:42.160
<v Speaker 3>push it into their palm.

0:36:42.400 --> 0:36:45.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, And then she put her hand down and

0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:47.720
<v Speaker 2>it was like that painting in the louver of Jesus

0:36:47.840 --> 0:36:49.960
<v Speaker 2>touching the other finger of I don't know who's doing it,

0:36:50.320 --> 0:36:55.439
<v Speaker 2>but we touched and we shared a connection, very very

0:36:55.440 --> 0:36:57.960
<v Speaker 2>similar to when the avatar things fuck with their tails.

0:36:58.480 --> 0:37:00.680
<v Speaker 2>And I put some money in her hand and it

0:37:00.719 --> 0:37:04.240
<v Speaker 2>was so someone he's never seen an avatar, what, oh,

0:37:04.280 --> 0:37:06.160
<v Speaker 2>you need to watch it, because they fuck with their tails.

0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:06.920
<v Speaker 2>And that is true.

0:37:07.160 --> 0:37:09.440
<v Speaker 3>Jenny, you've seen well, you know how much I love

0:37:09.520 --> 0:37:10.440
<v Speaker 3>fucking with tails.

0:37:10.600 --> 0:37:13.200
<v Speaker 2>Their tails have tentacles in them and their tails have

0:37:13.280 --> 0:37:16.920
<v Speaker 2>you neither of you ever seen James Cameron's Avatar. Oh,

0:37:17.280 --> 0:37:21.799
<v Speaker 2>come on, the tails fuck and that's how they have sex.

0:37:21.840 --> 0:37:24.359
<v Speaker 2>And also that's how they ride animals. It's disgusting. So

0:37:24.400 --> 0:37:26.560
<v Speaker 2>they fuck with their little blue tails. But also they're like,

0:37:26.560 --> 0:37:28.880
<v Speaker 2>why don't we ride this, you know, air horse? And

0:37:28.920 --> 0:37:31.200
<v Speaker 2>then they put their tail in the horse's tail and

0:37:31.200 --> 0:37:35.000
<v Speaker 2>it goes I'm getting it up. Sorry, fuck the drive through.

0:37:35.160 --> 0:37:35.840
<v Speaker 2>I beg, you're.

0:37:35.680 --> 0:37:38.280
<v Speaker 3>Getting it up. You're getting your tail like, well.

0:37:39.719 --> 0:37:41.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to search avatar sex.

0:37:42.000 --> 0:37:43.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh I've already done it at home.

0:37:43.760 --> 0:37:44.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh have you?

0:37:44.680 --> 0:37:46.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's weird.

0:37:46.560 --> 0:37:47.960
<v Speaker 2>Watch Jenna.

0:37:51.719 --> 0:37:57.640
<v Speaker 5>Oh no, oh wait, is that that their tail or

0:37:57.680 --> 0:37:58.120
<v Speaker 5>the hair?

0:37:58.239 --> 0:38:01.800
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's their hair. It's actually their ponytails, which is

0:38:01.840 --> 0:38:03.040
<v Speaker 2>also their tail. I believe.

0:38:03.719 --> 0:38:06.239
<v Speaker 4>God, imagine if I could fuck with my ponytail. That'd

0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:07.120
<v Speaker 4>be fascinating.

0:38:07.280 --> 0:38:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, poor Sean. Anyway, if you've got coins, I

0:38:13.239 --> 0:38:15.640
<v Speaker 2>urge you to put them in the palm of a

0:38:15.719 --> 0:38:20.120
<v Speaker 2>retail worker's hands and you'll feel like we're in yesteryear again.

0:38:20.320 --> 0:38:22.480
<v Speaker 4>But don't they get a little bit caught off guard

0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:24.680
<v Speaker 4>when you're not paying with car because now they used

0:38:24.719 --> 0:38:27.360
<v Speaker 4>to ask cash or car, but now they just go yep.

0:38:27.200 --> 0:38:27.880
<v Speaker 3>Ready to tap.

0:38:28.040 --> 0:38:30.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she hated it. She didn't know what was going on.

0:38:30.680 --> 0:38:32.399
<v Speaker 2>She'd bit into it because it's so close to east.

0:38:32.480 --> 0:38:34.239
<v Speaker 2>She thought it was a gold chucky coin. Now you're

0:38:34.239 --> 0:38:36.040
<v Speaker 2>a fucking kid, that's real money.

0:38:36.080 --> 0:38:36.319
<v Speaker 5>Sorry.

0:38:36.360 --> 0:38:38.720
<v Speaker 4>A random side note, did I tell you that Sean

0:38:38.840 --> 0:38:40.640
<v Speaker 4>was in a macas ad when he was a teenager.

0:38:41.800 --> 0:38:43.480
<v Speaker 2>It's the funniest thing. I want to say.

0:38:43.760 --> 0:38:44.759
<v Speaker 5>I need to see this.

0:38:45.440 --> 0:38:48.320
<v Speaker 4>So if you look up on YouTube, it's a sixteen

0:38:48.360 --> 0:38:51.200
<v Speaker 4>second video and it's just love my savings account.

0:38:51.320 --> 0:38:52.440
<v Speaker 3>That's what the video is called.

0:38:52.560 --> 0:38:58.759
<v Speaker 5>Okay, oh my god.

0:38:57.960 --> 0:38:59.280
<v Speaker 2>O my god.

0:38:59.640 --> 0:39:03.000
<v Speaker 4>Looks he's the one that's the first in line.

0:39:03.040 --> 0:39:05.400
<v Speaker 3>At only one dollar ninety five, you won't need to

0:39:05.440 --> 0:39:05.839
<v Speaker 3>dip into.

0:39:06.040 --> 0:39:08.399
<v Speaker 4>The funniest part about that ad is that you hear

0:39:08.480 --> 0:39:11.880
<v Speaker 4>him go thanks heaps, But apparently that was not in

0:39:11.920 --> 0:39:12.400
<v Speaker 4>the script.

0:39:12.440 --> 0:39:14.040
<v Speaker 3>He just can't bring himself to.

0:39:13.920 --> 0:39:16.440
<v Speaker 4>Not use his manners, so it was meant to be

0:39:16.440 --> 0:39:18.520
<v Speaker 4>a non speaking role, and so he's given his change.

0:39:18.560 --> 0:39:19.880
<v Speaker 3>They touch his hand and.

0:39:24.920 --> 0:39:26.800
<v Speaker 4>Only one this is quite a few years old, and

0:39:26.880 --> 0:39:29.399
<v Speaker 4>yet they are, you know, touching hands in the ad.

0:39:29.560 --> 0:39:33.600
<v Speaker 2>Wow, there you go, guys, touch your hand and it'll

0:39:33.640 --> 0:39:36.239
<v Speaker 2>make your day. Yeah, that's a walk away take away

0:39:36.280 --> 0:39:38.040
<v Speaker 2>from that. Now waste time?

0:39:40.280 --> 0:39:44.920
<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, is it just me or cheese?

0:39:44.920 --> 0:39:45.120
<v Speaker 2>Now?

0:39:45.400 --> 0:39:47.240
<v Speaker 5>How good a spare bed?

0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:49.279
<v Speaker 3>That's mine? I put that in there?

0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:51.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I agree, elaborate on that.

0:39:51.760 --> 0:39:54.280
<v Speaker 4>Oh well, I just remember when I was house hunting

0:39:54.680 --> 0:39:57.960
<v Speaker 4>not long ago. It was like my dream to have

0:39:58.120 --> 0:40:00.319
<v Speaker 4>a spare room with a spare bed. That, in my

0:40:00.440 --> 0:40:03.400
<v Speaker 4>mind was the definition of I've fucking made it like

0:40:03.480 --> 0:40:06.040
<v Speaker 4>I'm an adult. Now, Mum and Dad can come and

0:40:06.080 --> 0:40:08.960
<v Speaker 4>stay when they please, my friends can crash. Obviously, the

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:12.400
<v Speaker 4>rental crisis meant that I did not achieve that. However,

0:40:12.440 --> 0:40:16.360
<v Speaker 4>I did buy a blow up mattress, and whenever my

0:40:16.400 --> 0:40:18.560
<v Speaker 4>friend Oscar needs the crash, I'll blow up the mattress.

0:40:18.760 --> 0:40:19.839
<v Speaker 3>Once he goes home.

0:40:20.400 --> 0:40:22.279
<v Speaker 4>I leave that thing up for a good couple of

0:40:22.360 --> 0:40:24.400
<v Speaker 4>days because I just love crashing in front of the

0:40:24.440 --> 0:40:27.319
<v Speaker 4>telly on a spare mattress. And I've had some of

0:40:27.360 --> 0:40:29.680
<v Speaker 4>the best night's sleep of my life on the spare mattress.

0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:31.960
<v Speaker 4>There's this a fun novelty about it not being my

0:40:32.000 --> 0:40:32.480
<v Speaker 4>normal bed.

0:40:32.560 --> 0:40:34.919
<v Speaker 2>Yep, I'm with you. I'm so with you. I love

0:40:35.120 --> 0:40:36.840
<v Speaker 2>in our new house. We have a spare room and

0:40:36.880 --> 0:40:39.920
<v Speaker 2>it's shut up. No no, no, there's two incomes, so

0:40:39.960 --> 0:40:40.680
<v Speaker 2>it's different, you know.

0:40:40.840 --> 0:40:41.520
<v Speaker 3>It's true.

0:40:41.640 --> 0:40:43.440
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't afford it on my own in this fucking

0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:46.400
<v Speaker 2>market anyway, on the back of the house, so it

0:40:46.480 --> 0:40:49.040
<v Speaker 2>gets all the afternoon sun where our bedroom gets the

0:40:49.080 --> 0:40:49.680
<v Speaker 2>morning sun.

0:40:50.360 --> 0:40:51.719
<v Speaker 3>So that's yeah.

0:40:51.760 --> 0:40:54.080
<v Speaker 2>I leave for work sometimes like three in the afternoon,

0:40:54.120 --> 0:40:55.960
<v Speaker 2>and like after I've done some mirrords and I come home,

0:40:55.960 --> 0:40:57.879
<v Speaker 2>I have a shower, then I'll make a coffee before

0:40:57.920 --> 0:40:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I leave for work, and then I'll just sit in

0:40:59.680 --> 0:41:01.879
<v Speaker 2>that back groom in the spare room, and the sun

0:41:01.960 --> 0:41:04.200
<v Speaker 2>is hitting the bed, and there's something about the bed.

0:41:04.320 --> 0:41:06.520
<v Speaker 2>The bed's always clean because someone's not sleeping in it

0:41:06.560 --> 0:41:09.600
<v Speaker 2>every night, so the sheets are always crisp and fresh,

0:41:09.680 --> 0:41:12.399
<v Speaker 2>and it's like, oh, there's something about this. I love

0:41:12.400 --> 0:41:14.200
<v Speaker 2>it so much. I'm with you, Oh God.

0:41:14.520 --> 0:41:16.640
<v Speaker 4>One of my old apartments a couple of years ago

0:41:16.719 --> 0:41:19.240
<v Speaker 4>had a west facing window, and I had the afternoon

0:41:19.280 --> 0:41:19.839
<v Speaker 4>sun come in.

0:41:20.200 --> 0:41:20.359
<v Speaker 5>Oh.

0:41:20.400 --> 0:41:22.920
<v Speaker 4>Me and Isabella had some of the best naps in

0:41:22.920 --> 0:41:23.799
<v Speaker 4>that afternoon sun.

0:41:23.920 --> 0:41:26.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, I miss having west facing windows.

0:41:26.400 --> 0:41:28.840
<v Speaker 5>I can imagine I have a west facing windows.

0:41:30.480 --> 0:41:32.920
<v Speaker 2>Wow, now that's the one the criminal came in. So no,

0:41:33.000 --> 0:41:34.959
<v Speaker 2>it actually is. I think you know the lucky ones.

0:41:35.080 --> 0:41:36.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's now got bars on it.

0:41:36.840 --> 0:41:39.800
<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately, its riddle good crim save for these days.

0:41:40.480 --> 0:41:41.120
<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

0:41:41.760 --> 0:41:44.080
<v Speaker 5>Or do you put off making phone calls?

0:41:44.480 --> 0:41:44.680
<v Speaker 9>Oh?

0:41:44.680 --> 0:41:45.400
<v Speaker 3>That's also me.

0:41:45.600 --> 0:41:48.600
<v Speaker 4>I'm a bit embarrassed by this because I fucking know

0:41:49.080 --> 0:41:50.640
<v Speaker 4>that it's easier to cut to the chase with a

0:41:50.640 --> 0:41:52.960
<v Speaker 4>phone call rather than waiting for a text reply or

0:41:52.960 --> 0:41:55.200
<v Speaker 4>an email reply whatever. And yet if I have to

0:41:55.239 --> 0:41:57.840
<v Speaker 4>do it, I'll put it off for ages. It'll be

0:41:57.880 --> 0:41:59.560
<v Speaker 4>on my to do list for days now.

0:41:59.760 --> 0:42:02.520
<v Speaker 2>I love making phone calls because I'm the one that

0:42:02.640 --> 0:42:05.120
<v Speaker 2>is deciding to do it, and I'm in the mood

0:42:05.239 --> 0:42:07.479
<v Speaker 2>to do it. But I do not like accepting phone

0:42:07.480 --> 0:42:08.640
<v Speaker 2>calls if I'm not in the head.

0:42:08.680 --> 0:42:11.640
<v Speaker 4>I'm not talking about friends and shit like friends, no worries,

0:42:11.640 --> 0:42:13.560
<v Speaker 4>I'm talking about phone calls you have to make. I

0:42:13.560 --> 0:42:15.920
<v Speaker 4>will literally go to a different medical center if I

0:42:15.960 --> 0:42:19.080
<v Speaker 4>need a GP appointment because they do online bookings, because

0:42:19.080 --> 0:42:21.839
<v Speaker 4>I can't be fucked making the phone call yeah, I'm

0:42:21.880 --> 0:42:22.280
<v Speaker 4>the same.

0:42:23.520 --> 0:42:25.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm all about phone calls. I love it so much.

0:42:25.840 --> 0:42:28.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm immediate, you know, I demand. I'm a ca when

0:42:28.120 --> 0:42:29.080
<v Speaker 2>it comes to a phone call.

0:42:29.280 --> 0:42:30.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, I put it off for so long. I

0:42:31.000 --> 0:42:31.800
<v Speaker 3>was so embarrassed.

0:42:31.840 --> 0:42:35.360
<v Speaker 4>The other day I had call hairdresser on my to

0:42:35.400 --> 0:42:37.600
<v Speaker 4>do list for four days.

0:42:37.800 --> 0:42:38.920
<v Speaker 3>I just kept putting it off and off.

0:42:38.960 --> 0:42:39.279
<v Speaker 6>Every day.

0:42:39.280 --> 0:42:41.760
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, no, I don't have the brain real estate

0:42:41.800 --> 0:42:44.240
<v Speaker 4>to make that phone call today. Once I finally musted

0:42:44.320 --> 0:42:46.919
<v Speaker 4>up the courage to make that phone call, I ended

0:42:46.960 --> 0:42:48.120
<v Speaker 4>the call, looked at the phone.

0:42:48.440 --> 0:42:50.919
<v Speaker 3>It was a fucking nineteen second phone call.

0:42:51.040 --> 0:42:51.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:42:51.320 --> 0:42:53.440
<v Speaker 3>See, And I'd put it off for four days.

0:42:53.680 --> 0:42:55.560
<v Speaker 2>You speaking of jaa good to do list? I need

0:42:55.600 --> 0:42:57.800
<v Speaker 2>a good to do list app? Do people have apps?

0:42:58.040 --> 0:42:59.640
<v Speaker 4>I'd just do it in my phone notes because I

0:42:59.680 --> 0:43:02.840
<v Speaker 4>realized that on the notes you can now do a checklist.

0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:05.560
<v Speaker 4>There's a little icon there with the tick, so I

0:43:05.600 --> 0:43:07.120
<v Speaker 4>still get the thrill of ticking it off.

0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:08.359
<v Speaker 2>You're kidding, I.

0:43:08.320 --> 0:43:09.359
<v Speaker 3>Never kid when to my kid.

0:43:09.480 --> 0:43:13.640
<v Speaker 2>Very true, dus never I really want one. It's probably

0:43:13.640 --> 0:43:14.760
<v Speaker 2>a not off the cloud discussion.

0:43:15.480 --> 0:43:18.000
<v Speaker 4>Hey, if there's a fancier to do list app, fucking

0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:19.040
<v Speaker 4>let us know idiots.

0:43:19.120 --> 0:43:23.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah please, I need it, guys. Yeah, moving on, No

0:43:23.719 --> 0:43:24.960
<v Speaker 2>time to continue discussing that.

0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:26.520
<v Speaker 5>Really, I'm sorry.

0:43:26.640 --> 0:43:28.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh you fit your whole fistian A good girl.

0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:32.840
<v Speaker 5>You thank you? Is it just me? Or there's nobody

0:43:33.000 --> 0:43:35.320
<v Speaker 5>care about your wedding hashtag?

0:43:36.640 --> 0:43:40.000
<v Speaker 2>I mean, for fuck's sake, no one uses it, not

0:43:40.120 --> 0:43:42.839
<v Speaker 2>one person. No one puts up a photo on their

0:43:42.880 --> 0:43:46.000
<v Speaker 2>grid of your wedding day. Ilf.

0:43:46.040 --> 0:43:48.600
<v Speaker 3>I've actually been to a wedding that has a hashtag all.

0:43:48.480 --> 0:43:50.160
<v Speaker 2>The weddings I go to. And maybe it's because I'm

0:43:50.160 --> 0:43:52.279
<v Speaker 2>from the Shire, which is a very basic white part

0:43:52.280 --> 0:43:56.719
<v Speaker 2>of Sydney, but these white heterosexual couples love a fucking hashtag.

0:43:56.840 --> 0:43:58.479
<v Speaker 4>I think it's so that if they want to see

0:43:58.560 --> 0:44:01.440
<v Speaker 4>their guest photos, they can look at that hashtag. So

0:44:01.640 --> 0:44:03.839
<v Speaker 4>it's not with the intent of going viral. It's just

0:44:03.880 --> 0:44:05.719
<v Speaker 4>to collate all the photos together. But you're right, I

0:44:05.719 --> 0:44:06.880
<v Speaker 4>don't know who's actually using it.

0:44:06.920 --> 0:44:10.000
<v Speaker 2>All right, Mitchell, give me two random couples and I'm

0:44:10.000 --> 0:44:12.000
<v Speaker 2>going to search that hashtag right now, and we're going

0:44:12.080 --> 0:44:13.960
<v Speaker 2>to see what free get married?

0:44:14.040 --> 0:44:17.960
<v Speaker 4>What about like Jade and Tim hashtag?

0:44:18.000 --> 0:44:20.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh here we go, Jade and Tim's wedding twenty sixteen

0:44:20.640 --> 0:44:23.600
<v Speaker 2>comes up when I search it fewer than one hundred posts.

0:44:23.800 --> 0:44:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, guys, we've got Jade and Tim's wedding.

0:44:26.360 --> 0:44:29.759
<v Speaker 2>What is it? Jade? And on Instagram hashtag Jade and

0:44:30.040 --> 0:44:32.760
<v Speaker 2>Tim's Wedding twenty sixteen.

0:44:32.320 --> 0:44:33.960
<v Speaker 3>It says it's fifty eight posts.

0:44:34.280 --> 0:44:41.560
<v Speaker 2>There's Jade, not Jay Jade big day, she looks phenomenal.

0:44:41.960 --> 0:44:44.000
<v Speaker 5>And did Jade's friend post this?

0:44:44.200 --> 0:44:45.520
<v Speaker 2>Tracy forty two posts?

0:44:45.719 --> 0:44:46.719
<v Speaker 3>I see people use it?

0:44:46.920 --> 0:44:49.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, you know I'm going to follow that hashtag.

0:44:50.640 --> 0:44:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I've just hit follow. I'm really happy for them, Jade

0:44:53.960 --> 0:44:54.759
<v Speaker 2>and Tim.

0:44:55.200 --> 0:44:56.280
<v Speaker 5>I hope they're doing well.

0:44:56.800 --> 0:44:58.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. See, now put yourself.

0:44:58.120 --> 0:45:00.480
<v Speaker 4>If you were fucking Jade or Tim, you would love

0:45:00.480 --> 0:45:02.240
<v Speaker 4>going and looking at this hashtag and seeing what everyone's

0:45:02.280 --> 0:45:02.480
<v Speaker 4>up to.

0:45:02.760 --> 0:45:05.359
<v Speaker 2>Good call, you know what call? Fair call, fair call?

0:45:05.440 --> 0:45:06.360
<v Speaker 5>That is very true.

0:45:06.640 --> 0:45:08.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's really all right.

0:45:08.560 --> 0:45:09.200
<v Speaker 3>Back in the dunk.

0:45:12.960 --> 0:45:13.720
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's dirty.

0:45:14.320 --> 0:45:15.440
<v Speaker 3>That's really your fault.

0:45:15.960 --> 0:45:17.520
<v Speaker 2>You say that as if we've done it.

0:45:17.680 --> 0:45:21.480
<v Speaker 5>Sorry, okay, whatever is it just me? Or should everyone

0:45:21.600 --> 0:45:22.840
<v Speaker 5>have a herb garden?

0:45:23.680 --> 0:45:24.359
<v Speaker 2>It's another week?

0:45:24.440 --> 0:45:24.520
<v Speaker 4>Me.

0:45:24.600 --> 0:45:28.200
<v Speaker 3>Well, I've already vowed in this episode to not be

0:45:28.239 --> 0:45:30.480
<v Speaker 3>a pot plant. Gay Son just.

0:45:30.520 --> 0:45:33.520
<v Speaker 2>You so easy to use. I have a herb garden. Now,

0:45:34.080 --> 0:45:36.960
<v Speaker 2>name a herb, Jenna Basil, got it? Mitch, name of herb?

0:45:37.719 --> 0:45:44.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, don't have that one, got it? Coriander? Yep,

0:45:44.600 --> 0:45:48.720
<v Speaker 2>Parsley Continental. Really we've got chili plant?

0:45:49.120 --> 0:45:52.520
<v Speaker 4>What about the car? Herbie fully loaded? Now, I don't

0:45:52.600 --> 0:45:53.439
<v Speaker 4>have a fucking herb.

0:45:53.520 --> 0:45:55.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't have the room in the garden.

0:45:54.920 --> 0:45:56.240
<v Speaker 3>For herby to his friends.

0:45:56.360 --> 0:45:58.840
<v Speaker 2>No, yes, I've got a herb garden. And it's just

0:45:58.880 --> 0:46:01.640
<v Speaker 2>so nice. This morning, I'm coffee and I was at

0:46:01.640 --> 0:46:04.840
<v Speaker 2>the back of my pajamas watering my herb garden, drinking

0:46:04.880 --> 0:46:06.440
<v Speaker 2>my coffee. It was beautiful.

0:46:06.680 --> 0:46:08.600
<v Speaker 4>We have spoken about this before, and I said the

0:46:08.640 --> 0:46:11.080
<v Speaker 4>same thing. I can't believe we're having this conversation.

0:46:10.640 --> 0:46:12.880
<v Speaker 3>At this age. Yeah, it's really quite depressed.

0:46:12.920 --> 0:46:14.400
<v Speaker 4>And now that you've got the theater of the mind

0:46:14.440 --> 0:46:16.359
<v Speaker 4>with the pajamas in the backyard, I'm like, oh, wow,

0:46:16.480 --> 0:46:18.799
<v Speaker 4>you in your unit, I'm like, fuck, you really are

0:46:18.920 --> 0:46:20.200
<v Speaker 4>sixty years old, aren't you know?

0:46:20.520 --> 0:46:22.439
<v Speaker 2>I know? Hayden was working from home on the back

0:46:22.480 --> 0:46:24.800
<v Speaker 2>table and I said, are you using a Coster?

0:46:25.960 --> 0:46:27.960
<v Speaker 3>Said, have you got a photo of this bloody herb?

0:46:28.000 --> 0:46:28.920
<v Speaker 3>Garden that I keep hearing it.

0:46:28.920 --> 0:46:32.040
<v Speaker 4>But texted to you Mitchell, h Okay, there's no need

0:46:32.080 --> 0:46:34.359
<v Speaker 4>to raise You've always thatt me mate, anyway. Tell me, though,

0:46:34.480 --> 0:46:38.120
<v Speaker 4>tell me, is it very consistent? Like all the herbs

0:46:38.160 --> 0:46:40.520
<v Speaker 4>need the same amount of water, that same soil, same

0:46:40.600 --> 0:46:42.640
<v Speaker 4>exposure to sun. Like not one of them, one of

0:46:42.680 --> 0:46:44.680
<v Speaker 4>them is not going to die because you did something wrong.

0:46:44.920 --> 0:46:46.080
<v Speaker 2>No, exactly, They'll all live.

0:46:46.480 --> 0:46:47.880
<v Speaker 3>Are they kind of cute to look at?

0:46:47.920 --> 0:46:48.080
<v Speaker 5>Though?

0:46:48.120 --> 0:46:49.560
<v Speaker 3>What does it look like a herb garden?

0:46:49.680 --> 0:46:50.640
<v Speaker 2>It's all very green?

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<v Speaker 5>They look cute.

0:46:51.600 --> 0:46:53.000
<v Speaker 2>But the thing is, I'm not attached to them, and

0:46:53.000 --> 0:46:55.480
<v Speaker 2>I haven't made them my personality. It's more so just.

0:46:55.920 --> 0:46:57.520
<v Speaker 3>Well you've brought it up twice in the podcast.

0:46:58.120 --> 0:46:59.120
<v Speaker 2>Is this the second time?

0:46:59.440 --> 0:47:00.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I did say that.

0:47:01.440 --> 0:47:04.520
<v Speaker 2>What day is it? Next time you come over to

0:47:04.560 --> 0:47:07.160
<v Speaker 2>my house and you enjoy your RIGATONI and you go, god,

0:47:07.160 --> 0:47:09.600
<v Speaker 2>it tastes fresh, I'll go, yeah, because that was growing

0:47:09.680 --> 0:47:11.480
<v Speaker 2>with my own blood, sweat and tears.

0:47:12.000 --> 0:47:13.880
<v Speaker 3>Have you ever actually used your own herbs and cooking?

0:47:13.960 --> 0:47:15.640
<v Speaker 2>Not once? Never?

0:47:18.000 --> 0:47:21.640
<v Speaker 5>Okay? Is it just me? Or do you buy two

0:47:21.719 --> 0:47:24.000
<v Speaker 5>of everything when you're doing groceries?

0:47:24.480 --> 0:47:24.640
<v Speaker 6>Oh?

0:47:24.719 --> 0:47:25.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's me?

0:47:25.760 --> 0:47:29.279
<v Speaker 4>Explain well, I fucking hate running out of stuff, and

0:47:29.360 --> 0:47:32.799
<v Speaker 4>so especially in the bathroom. I've got a storage tub

0:47:32.960 --> 0:47:36.480
<v Speaker 4>under my actual bathroom cabinet, which is the spare of everything.

0:47:36.880 --> 0:47:39.759
<v Speaker 4>So once I have to reach into that and pick

0:47:39.760 --> 0:47:41.759
<v Speaker 4>out the spare, it goes on the shopping list and

0:47:41.800 --> 0:47:45.080
<v Speaker 4>I'll get two toothpastes, two mouthwashed, two of literally everything,

0:47:45.360 --> 0:47:47.200
<v Speaker 4>and it saves my ass because I hate running out

0:47:47.200 --> 0:47:47.480
<v Speaker 4>of shit.

0:47:47.840 --> 0:47:51.759
<v Speaker 2>That's his genius. I have only recently started doing that

0:47:52.000 --> 0:47:56.600
<v Speaker 2>because I've realized how grumpy I get when I'm out

0:47:56.600 --> 0:47:59.359
<v Speaker 2>of something. It really fucks me off. So now I've

0:47:59.360 --> 0:48:02.160
<v Speaker 2>got two I've got and you're right, it changes your life.

0:48:02.200 --> 0:48:04.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean, not everything, you know, not for everything, Like

0:48:04.480 --> 0:48:06.799
<v Speaker 2>I don't have a backup Hayunda just in case. But

0:48:06.920 --> 0:48:09.799
<v Speaker 2>it's like for shampoos and for toothpastes, you know, and rice.

0:48:10.080 --> 0:48:13.160
<v Speaker 4>But I feel like there's there's two types of people

0:48:13.200 --> 0:48:16.840
<v Speaker 4>in the world because Sean's the opposite. He has got

0:48:17.680 --> 0:48:21.719
<v Speaker 4>in his shower so many empty fucking bottles, so he

0:48:21.840 --> 0:48:23.920
<v Speaker 4>runs out. Not only does he not replace it, he

0:48:23.920 --> 0:48:26.319
<v Speaker 4>doesn't even remove it. And so I was having a

0:48:26.320 --> 0:48:29.040
<v Speaker 4>shower at his place and I like came out of

0:48:29.040 --> 0:48:31.520
<v Speaker 4>the shower and I said to him, which one of

0:48:31.560 --> 0:48:34.719
<v Speaker 4>these bottles is soap? Because none of them even said soap.

0:48:34.760 --> 0:48:37.480
<v Speaker 4>It was all really vague shit like body milk and

0:48:37.560 --> 0:48:39.600
<v Speaker 4>all this shit, and it was all empty anyway.

0:48:39.840 --> 0:48:42.800
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I'm so confused. There was no dishwashing liquid,

0:48:43.239 --> 0:48:43.840
<v Speaker 3>no brand.

0:48:43.920 --> 0:48:45.920
<v Speaker 4>I was like, if something runs out, aren't you not

0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:47.359
<v Speaker 4>compelled to replace it?

0:48:47.400 --> 0:48:48.560
<v Speaker 3>He's just so unfazed.

0:48:48.880 --> 0:48:50.200
<v Speaker 5>Yeah like that as well.

0:48:50.320 --> 0:48:52.439
<v Speaker 2>Really, now I have to get rid of it. Jesus Christ.

0:48:52.520 --> 0:48:53.359
<v Speaker 2>I can't live like that.

0:48:53.680 --> 0:48:56.239
<v Speaker 5>Now. I've got a lot of shampoo and conditioner.

0:48:56.760 --> 0:48:57.720
<v Speaker 2>Or in your life.

0:48:58.120 --> 0:49:01.080
<v Speaker 4>No I get I'm so excited when I ran out

0:49:01.080 --> 0:49:04.720
<v Speaker 4>of something because I'm like, I've got a spare that's smart.

0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:08.160
<v Speaker 2>Now, I don't. I can't believe Sean, considering he's an

0:49:08.200 --> 0:49:11.239
<v Speaker 2>actor and he's been in he published commercials. That shocks me.

0:49:11.480 --> 0:49:14.759
<v Speaker 3>Well, considering that it's quite meticulous and crisp in every

0:49:14.800 --> 0:49:16.840
<v Speaker 3>other way, I can't believe it's so slack when it

0:49:16.840 --> 0:49:18.240
<v Speaker 3>comes to products and shit.

0:49:18.280 --> 0:49:24.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, what it's tones an eye? What tons and

0:49:24.120 --> 0:49:28.000
<v Speaker 2>eyes here? I'm about to interview tons aday. Oh she's

0:49:28.080 --> 0:49:29.839
<v Speaker 2>running early turns and ice here. Everyone, we're gonna put

0:49:29.840 --> 0:49:33.240
<v Speaker 2>her on now we're gonna have to get out of here. Sorry, guys.

0:49:33.440 --> 0:49:35.200
<v Speaker 3>No, we'll come back, do your interview and we'll.

0:49:35.120 --> 0:49:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Come back FOI tones running early.

0:49:38.280 --> 0:49:38.799
<v Speaker 3>I dare you to.

0:49:38.840 --> 0:49:41.720
<v Speaker 4>Leave my fader up the whole time, and during your interview,

0:49:41.760 --> 0:49:42.839
<v Speaker 4>I'll just randomly laugh.

0:49:43.719 --> 0:49:45.040
<v Speaker 3>Where is that coming from?

0:49:45.160 --> 0:49:47.360
<v Speaker 2>No, we did that with five seconds of Summer and

0:49:47.360 --> 0:49:49.160
<v Speaker 2>that was when Jenna was in a bin and we

0:49:49.160 --> 0:49:51.280
<v Speaker 2>didn't have enough time to get her out, So Jenna

0:49:51.520 --> 0:49:55.160
<v Speaker 2>I interviewed five seconds of summer while Jenna was hiding

0:49:55.200 --> 0:49:55.960
<v Speaker 2>in a wheelie bin.

0:49:56.200 --> 0:49:58.640
<v Speaker 4>Oh you know, because this was a zoom interview and

0:49:59.239 --> 0:50:01.480
<v Speaker 4>the outputs so what they were seeing on their end

0:50:01.520 --> 0:50:04.160
<v Speaker 4>on their laptop was you. And just to fuck with you,

0:50:04.200 --> 0:50:06.400
<v Speaker 4>I went outside and switched the output to Jenna in

0:50:06.440 --> 0:50:08.640
<v Speaker 4>the bin for like five seconds to see for five

0:50:08.640 --> 0:50:11.160
<v Speaker 4>seconds of summer if you like, to see if they'd react.

0:50:11.200 --> 0:50:14.440
<v Speaker 4>And they didn't, which is quite disappointing being there on

0:50:14.440 --> 0:50:16.319
<v Speaker 4>a zoom interview with the radio station and it cuts

0:50:16.320 --> 0:50:17.279
<v Speaker 4>to a woman in a bin.

0:50:19.560 --> 0:50:21.560
<v Speaker 2>You look like a racket. I gotta go. Sorry, Tones

0:50:21.640 --> 0:50:28.440
<v Speaker 2>is here, so when little brac we'll be back. All right, Sorry,

0:50:28.480 --> 0:50:29.759
<v Speaker 2>back everybody? Yep?

0:50:30.160 --> 0:50:30.960
<v Speaker 3>How was the tones?

0:50:31.239 --> 0:50:35.480
<v Speaker 2>And She was actually lovely, so was I. They were

0:50:35.520 --> 0:50:39.359
<v Speaker 2>really they she was very sweet, truly, I'd never met her,

0:50:39.520 --> 0:50:42.600
<v Speaker 2>but really didn't you? No, but that's what she said.

0:50:42.640 --> 0:50:44.680
<v Speaker 2>She said to the car right over. She's like, I'm

0:50:44.680 --> 0:50:47.719
<v Speaker 2>so excited because she feels like like we've had such

0:50:47.760 --> 0:50:49.439
<v Speaker 2>good interviews. And then they're like, you've never met Mitch

0:50:49.440 --> 0:50:50.399
<v Speaker 2>And she was shocked too.

0:50:50.640 --> 0:50:50.839
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:50:50.840 --> 0:50:53.120
<v Speaker 4>I was gonna say, it's not your first time interviewing her,

0:50:53.120 --> 0:50:54.719
<v Speaker 4>but face to face, first time, face to face.

0:50:54.760 --> 0:50:55.279
<v Speaker 3>You know what she said?

0:50:55.760 --> 0:50:57.719
<v Speaker 2>She said, can you keep up the Hayden content? She

0:50:57.760 --> 0:51:00.640
<v Speaker 2>finds it hilarious.

0:51:00.680 --> 0:51:02.640
<v Speaker 3>What you're just tormenting your gay factor?

0:51:03.400 --> 0:51:04.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:51:04.120 --> 0:51:06.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she loves the hating content, so I'll get back

0:51:06.520 --> 0:51:09.600
<v Speaker 2>to ridiculing him. Jess Malboy didn't say that last week

0:51:09.640 --> 0:51:11.960
<v Speaker 2>when I spoke to her homophobic.

0:51:12.920 --> 0:51:17.000
<v Speaker 3>I noticed No, Actually I won't say that. I was saying, no,

0:51:17.120 --> 0:51:18.480
<v Speaker 3>I can't, it's so rude.

0:51:18.520 --> 0:51:18.960
<v Speaker 2>What is it?

0:51:21.040 --> 0:51:22.920
<v Speaker 4>Have you noticed that Jess Malboys says a lot of

0:51:22.920 --> 0:51:24.320
<v Speaker 4>fucking words but doesn't say anything.

0:51:24.480 --> 0:51:29.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she beats around the bush. She's beautiful.

0:51:29.640 --> 0:51:30.719
<v Speaker 5>Oh, I love her.

0:51:30.880 --> 0:51:33.000
<v Speaker 2>Can I just say that's a great thing for someone

0:51:33.040 --> 0:51:35.319
<v Speaker 2>who is interviewing her to have because sometimes you talk

0:51:35.360 --> 0:51:37.360
<v Speaker 2>to people and they just stop talking. But Jess, you

0:51:37.400 --> 0:51:39.480
<v Speaker 2>ask her the time and you end up on geopolitical

0:51:39.560 --> 0:51:40.720
<v Speaker 2>conflicts in Ukraine.

0:51:40.719 --> 0:51:42.799
<v Speaker 3>What about the listener who were like, what is she?

0:51:42.880 --> 0:51:44.000
<v Speaker 3>Where is she going with this?

0:51:44.239 --> 0:51:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Did you hear my interview with her?

0:51:45.719 --> 0:51:46.480
<v Speaker 3>I saw a little bit.

0:51:46.440 --> 0:51:48.600
<v Speaker 4>On Instagram, but I was more referring to her on

0:51:48.680 --> 0:51:50.080
<v Speaker 4>the Australian Idol finale.

0:51:50.480 --> 0:51:51.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, what happened?

0:51:51.680 --> 0:51:53.640
<v Speaker 4>She just went round in circles and was saying all

0:51:53.680 --> 0:51:55.520
<v Speaker 4>this vague shit and it made no sense.

0:51:55.960 --> 0:51:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's passionate. Anyway, back into the juant police.

0:52:00.680 --> 0:52:01.920
<v Speaker 5>No, no, there's no more.

0:52:02.320 --> 0:52:02.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're done?

0:52:02.960 --> 0:52:06.000
<v Speaker 3>Uh yeah, Well why do we bother poor thing? The

0:52:06.040 --> 0:52:08.160
<v Speaker 3>whole show that we were out of dunk? Anyway, we

0:52:08.160 --> 0:52:08.640
<v Speaker 3>can move on?

0:52:09.480 --> 0:52:09.840
<v Speaker 6>Sorry?

0:52:10.440 --> 0:52:11.040
<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

0:52:13.520 --> 0:52:16.239
<v Speaker 5>Make sure you leave a review on your podcast app.

0:52:16.440 --> 0:52:19.799
<v Speaker 2>If you don't, you're a little bitch. Okay. A couple

0:52:19.800 --> 0:52:22.399
<v Speaker 2>of weeks ago on the show, we started something new.

0:52:22.680 --> 0:52:25.799
<v Speaker 2>Mitch and I decided to chat pop culture moments that

0:52:25.880 --> 0:52:28.360
<v Speaker 2>live rent free inside your head.

0:52:28.520 --> 0:52:30.799
<v Speaker 4>I've got many, many, many stow it up in here

0:52:30.800 --> 0:52:33.600
<v Speaker 4>for no good reason. It's wasting good brain real estate exactly.

0:52:33.640 --> 0:52:35.439
<v Speaker 2>That's why We talk about it because these are things

0:52:35.480 --> 0:52:38.239
<v Speaker 2>that take up space in our brain. We really wish

0:52:38.280 --> 0:52:40.319
<v Speaker 2>they didn't, but they're those thoughts that pop into your

0:52:40.360 --> 0:52:42.680
<v Speaker 2>mind when you're driving and you just laugh. Remember Remember

0:52:42.680 --> 0:52:45.320
<v Speaker 2>when Wendy Williams collapsed on set dressed as the Empire

0:52:45.360 --> 0:52:46.359
<v Speaker 2>State Building.

0:52:46.880 --> 0:52:49.600
<v Speaker 4>No, the Statue of Liberty, Liberty, and she just did

0:52:49.719 --> 0:52:53.040
<v Speaker 4>monologue collapse, took about nine minutes to fall to the

0:52:53.040 --> 0:52:54.840
<v Speaker 4>ground and she's okay.

0:52:54.880 --> 0:52:56.719
<v Speaker 2>By the way, I actually think it was faked. But

0:52:57.200 --> 0:52:59.960
<v Speaker 2>that's an example of pop culture moments that live rent

0:53:00.160 --> 0:53:02.320
<v Speaker 2>in my head. I will never forget that moment.

0:53:02.400 --> 0:53:03.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I did one a couple of weeks ago. It's

0:53:04.000 --> 0:53:05.360
<v Speaker 3>your turn, Teal, my turn.

0:53:05.440 --> 0:53:09.160
<v Speaker 2>I've got three, I've collated three. They're all kinds of similar,

0:53:09.480 --> 0:53:11.839
<v Speaker 2>But to be honest with you, I'm going to start

0:53:11.840 --> 0:53:14.480
<v Speaker 2>with something that is similar to the Wendy Williams situation.

0:53:15.200 --> 0:53:19.680
<v Speaker 2>Tyra Banks. This was an iconic moment from America's Next

0:53:19.680 --> 0:53:24.320
<v Speaker 2>Top Model. Tyra Banks decides to create the ultimate drama.

0:53:24.360 --> 0:53:26.359
<v Speaker 2>This was at the height of when reality shows were

0:53:26.440 --> 0:53:30.040
<v Speaker 2>really starting to catch on. She's having a conversation with

0:53:30.080 --> 0:53:32.799
<v Speaker 2>some of the contestants and to keep the drama at

0:53:32.800 --> 0:53:37.520
<v Speaker 2>an all time high. She decides to pass out, except

0:53:37.520 --> 0:53:38.359
<v Speaker 2>she fakes.

0:53:38.080 --> 0:53:40.880
<v Speaker 3>It was that fake. I've seen the video of Tyra

0:53:40.920 --> 0:53:43.040
<v Speaker 3>Banks fainting. I think she faked it.

0:53:43.160 --> 0:53:47.279
<v Speaker 2>She pretends it's in season six, episode six, they were

0:53:47.320 --> 0:53:50.040
<v Speaker 2>doing improvo classes at the Gramblings Theater in La which

0:53:50.040 --> 0:53:51.560
<v Speaker 2>is where I've studied by the way, I've been there.

0:53:51.560 --> 0:53:55.320
<v Speaker 2>Of course. Famously, Tyra comes to visit the girls, but

0:53:55.360 --> 0:53:58.359
<v Speaker 2>he's acting exhausted. So she's coming in and she's going, oh,

0:53:58.400 --> 0:54:01.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm so tired ahead of his challenge, and everyone believes her,

0:54:01.840 --> 0:54:05.839
<v Speaker 2>and then she pretends to fall to the ground to

0:54:05.880 --> 0:54:08.040
<v Speaker 2>teach them how to improvise. I've got the audio.

0:54:08.040 --> 0:54:10.640
<v Speaker 3>It's very Oh my god, listen to this.

0:54:11.800 --> 0:54:13.760
<v Speaker 5>I've been working so hard. I'm so tired of you guys.

0:54:14.360 --> 0:54:16.960
<v Speaker 5>So I'm so sorry you guys.

0:54:16.960 --> 0:54:19.360
<v Speaker 3>I don't mean all week in front of you, but

0:54:19.400 --> 0:54:20.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm just so light headed.

0:54:22.480 --> 0:54:23.160
<v Speaker 2>She stands up.

0:54:28.800 --> 0:54:37.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, I'm right.

0:54:39.760 --> 0:54:49.160
<v Speaker 5>Today. I love everyone going Tyral.

0:54:48.920 --> 0:54:51.720
<v Speaker 3>Terra, please fuck.

0:54:51.880 --> 0:54:53.880
<v Speaker 4>I was today years old when I found out that

0:54:53.880 --> 0:54:56.160
<v Speaker 4>she was acting. I've seen that in the form of

0:54:56.160 --> 0:54:58.520
<v Speaker 4>a meme many times. I thought it was just over

0:54:58.560 --> 0:55:00.759
<v Speaker 4>the top, like Wendy in a way, yeah, fuck, and

0:55:00.800 --> 0:55:02.800
<v Speaker 4>she was faking it. Have you seen on TikTok that

0:55:02.840 --> 0:55:05.759
<v Speaker 4>a lot of people are saying that, God, America's got

0:55:06.080 --> 0:55:08.840
<v Speaker 4>not America's got talent, America's next time model has not

0:55:08.960 --> 0:55:11.360
<v Speaker 4>aged well, Like it's a really fucking toxic show.

0:55:11.680 --> 0:55:15.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, anyway, let's move on to number two. Hillary Duff.

0:55:15.160 --> 0:55:17.000
<v Speaker 2>We all know and love Hillary Duff. Of course, Lizzie

0:55:17.040 --> 0:55:20.520
<v Speaker 2>McGuire like a naughty's legend, like she was big in

0:55:20.560 --> 0:55:23.200
<v Speaker 2>the two thousands, and Gordy, God, I wanted them to fuck.

0:55:23.920 --> 0:55:24.799
<v Speaker 2>I wonder if they ever did.

0:55:25.280 --> 0:55:27.520
<v Speaker 3>They would have if Disney had let it go ahead.

0:55:27.400 --> 0:55:29.360
<v Speaker 2>Good call. Actually yeah, they would have fucked. And she

0:55:29.400 --> 0:55:31.359
<v Speaker 2>would have been like, you're gay, Junie. What's his name?

0:55:31.760 --> 0:55:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Rudy cool, Gordy. Sorry.

0:55:33.600 --> 0:55:35.520
<v Speaker 4>Remember they were going to do a reboot and then

0:55:36.200 --> 0:55:38.839
<v Speaker 4>Disney pulled the pin on it. Actually no, Hillary pulled

0:55:38.880 --> 0:55:40.880
<v Speaker 4>the pin on it because she was doing a reboot

0:55:40.880 --> 0:55:43.319
<v Speaker 4>of Lizzie McGuire in her thirties, and basically Hillary Duff

0:55:43.320 --> 0:55:46.320
<v Speaker 4>wanted Lizzy maguire to be a huge slut and Disney

0:55:46.320 --> 0:55:49.040
<v Speaker 4>were like, na, Na, that's that's not family friendly, and

0:55:49.080 --> 0:55:51.600
<v Speaker 4>she goes bro. She's thirty now she's a who it's

0:55:51.600 --> 0:55:53.879
<v Speaker 4>fine and so yeah, no, they clashed and it never

0:55:53.880 --> 0:55:54.360
<v Speaker 4>went ahead.

0:55:54.440 --> 0:55:57.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, listen, Hillary's been in films and TV shows for

0:55:58.000 --> 0:56:01.480
<v Speaker 2>quite a while. But one lesson known gig that Hillary

0:56:01.520 --> 0:56:05.000
<v Speaker 2>did was she ended homophobia.

0:56:05.120 --> 0:56:06.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I know what this is. That's not

0:56:06.560 --> 0:56:08.440
<v Speaker 4>less than known. This is the best thing she's ever done.

0:56:08.640 --> 0:56:10.799
<v Speaker 2>This is her magnum opus. In two thousand and eight,

0:56:11.360 --> 0:56:16.200
<v Speaker 2>Hillary Duff ended homophobia. She teamed up with a campaign

0:56:16.280 --> 0:56:19.440
<v Speaker 2>that was put on by the American government. It was

0:56:19.480 --> 0:56:22.200
<v Speaker 2>called knock it Off. That's what the campaign was called.

0:56:22.239 --> 0:56:24.719
<v Speaker 4>This was at the time when everyone would use oh

0:56:24.760 --> 0:56:27.880
<v Speaker 4>that's so gay, just casually in conversation.

0:56:28.440 --> 0:56:29.719
<v Speaker 3>Everyone in school. I remember it.

0:56:29.760 --> 0:56:31.960
<v Speaker 4>They'd use it to describe a bad thing. And so

0:56:32.040 --> 0:56:34.440
<v Speaker 4>Hillary Duff put a fucking stop to that herself.

0:56:34.480 --> 0:56:37.080
<v Speaker 2>She did the government. Sorry. The initiative was called Think

0:56:37.120 --> 0:56:39.319
<v Speaker 2>Before you Speak. Wonder Sykes was in it. They were

0:56:39.320 --> 0:56:43.040
<v Speaker 2>trying to champion lgbt QIA awareness around how you talk

0:56:43.080 --> 0:56:46.719
<v Speaker 2>about your queer friends. Anyway, this is the commercial that

0:56:46.800 --> 0:56:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Hillary start in Think before you Speak?

0:56:50.120 --> 0:56:52.600
<v Speaker 3>Do you like this top so gay?

0:56:53.080 --> 0:56:53.239
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:56:53.280 --> 0:56:53.960
<v Speaker 10>That's to day.

0:56:54.719 --> 0:56:58.719
<v Speaker 6>You know, you really shouldn't see that. See what we'll

0:56:58.719 --> 0:57:01.279
<v Speaker 6>see that something's gay and you mean it's bad.

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<v Speaker 11>It's insulting.

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<v Speaker 6>Every time something was bad, everybody said, ah, that's so

0:57:07.840 --> 0:57:12.839
<v Speaker 6>girl wearing a skirt as a top. Oh those are

0:57:12.880 --> 0:57:15.600
<v Speaker 6>cute Jeansuff when you say that's so gay, do you

0:57:15.680 --> 0:57:16.720
<v Speaker 6>realize what you say?

0:57:17.040 --> 0:57:17.680
<v Speaker 7>Knuck it off?

0:57:18.200 --> 0:57:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh what, that's my favorite heart? Knucket half ended homophobia

0:57:23.400 --> 0:57:24.680
<v Speaker 2>in forty six seconds.

0:57:24.840 --> 0:57:26.840
<v Speaker 3>And then she went to bed that night and goes, right,

0:57:26.840 --> 0:57:27.640
<v Speaker 3>what are I end tomorrow?

0:57:28.320 --> 0:57:30.360
<v Speaker 2>I read somewhere that the night before summer bing Laden

0:57:30.480 --> 0:57:34.720
<v Speaker 2>was killed. She actually thought, I'm going to stop him tomorrow. Okay,

0:57:34.840 --> 0:57:38.640
<v Speaker 2>number one. This is some Australian culture that I think

0:57:38.640 --> 0:57:43.600
<v Speaker 2>has gone global. Back to America's Next Top Model. Think

0:57:43.640 --> 0:57:46.080
<v Speaker 2>back to the days when Australia's Next Top Model was

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<v Speaker 2>on our TV.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I know this one.

0:57:48.840 --> 0:57:50.600
<v Speaker 3>I didn't have a Fox tell so I never actually

0:57:50.640 --> 0:57:51.160
<v Speaker 3>got to watch it.

0:57:51.360 --> 0:57:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes, well this was this was massive. People really got

0:57:54.480 --> 0:57:56.600
<v Speaker 2>around this show and it was really big. They'd win

0:57:57.320 --> 0:57:59.960
<v Speaker 2>one hundred thousand dollars, they got it harp as bizarre

0:58:00.240 --> 0:58:04.000
<v Speaker 2>shoot a modeling contract like they won a lot. And

0:58:04.320 --> 0:58:08.560
<v Speaker 2>Sarah Murdoch was the host of this season. This was

0:58:08.560 --> 0:58:11.400
<v Speaker 2>a live finale in front of an audience of two

0:58:11.440 --> 0:58:14.960
<v Speaker 2>thousand people. There were two people in the finale, two

0:58:15.040 --> 0:58:17.680
<v Speaker 2>people up to win. This was the moment where they'd

0:58:17.720 --> 0:58:20.680
<v Speaker 2>got the final votes and Sarah has an earpiece in

0:58:20.760 --> 0:58:23.000
<v Speaker 2>and she's clearly gone the winner is. Then that they

0:58:23.040 --> 0:58:25.760
<v Speaker 2>feed her who the winner is. She gets it wrong

0:58:25.800 --> 0:58:28.040
<v Speaker 2>and says the wrong winner instead of the real win.

0:58:28.200 --> 0:58:31.160
<v Speaker 4>Surely everyone seen this, this is this is brilliant.

0:58:31.440 --> 0:58:36.960
<v Speaker 5>A listener and Australia's next top Model for twenty ten is.

0:58:45.480 --> 0:58:46.320
<v Speaker 4>It's you, Kelsey.

0:58:50.840 --> 0:58:56.920
<v Speaker 2>Kelsey goes crazy. She's thanking her family. She's so her

0:58:56.960 --> 0:58:59.960
<v Speaker 2>mum and dad are in the audience crying as she said.

0:59:00.280 --> 0:59:03.720
<v Speaker 2>Then Sarah's hand goes to an ear Oh my god,

0:59:04.000 --> 0:59:04.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:59:04.400 --> 0:59:05.360
<v Speaker 4>What to say right now.

0:59:06.880 --> 0:59:07.720
<v Speaker 6>I'm feeling a bit.

0:59:07.560 --> 0:59:17.600
<v Speaker 5>Sick about this. No. Oh, I'm so sorry about this.

0:59:17.720 --> 0:59:18.320
<v Speaker 6>Oh my god.

0:59:22.040 --> 0:59:25.560
<v Speaker 5>Oh, I don't know what to say. This is not

0:59:25.680 --> 0:59:26.760
<v Speaker 5>this is a complete accident.

0:59:26.800 --> 0:59:27.400
<v Speaker 6>I'm so sorry.

0:59:27.440 --> 0:59:29.280
<v Speaker 5>It's Amanda. I'm so sorry.

0:59:30.480 --> 0:59:31.560
<v Speaker 2>It was fed to me wrong.

0:59:36.400 --> 0:59:38.600
<v Speaker 5>This is what happens when you have live TV, folks.

0:59:38.640 --> 0:59:40.600
<v Speaker 5>I'm so sorry.

0:59:39.840 --> 0:59:43.240
<v Speaker 3>This is insane, insane, insane.

0:59:43.520 --> 0:59:47.640
<v Speaker 5>It's fine. Don't happens it's okay, it's an honest mistake.

0:59:47.760 --> 0:59:49.080
<v Speaker 5>It's fine.

0:59:50.240 --> 0:59:54.800
<v Speaker 2>It goes on. And my god, that was handled terrible.

0:59:54.920 --> 0:59:55.800
<v Speaker 5>That was horrific.

0:59:56.080 --> 0:59:59.000
<v Speaker 4>How the fuck is it that the chick who thought

0:59:59.080 --> 1:00:01.760
<v Speaker 4>she won and then ended up being told that she

1:00:01.840 --> 1:00:04.320
<v Speaker 4>hadn't won was the one consoling everyone else.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's okay, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, no, you're the one that should be having

1:00:08.760 --> 1:00:10.840
<v Speaker 4>a hissy fit right now. I've been like, what the fuck?

1:00:10.920 --> 1:00:13.440
<v Speaker 2>I was robbed? I just can't handle how bad is she?

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<v Speaker 2>If you were the production crew, no one would ever

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<v Speaker 2>know that you fucked up. Just give it to the

1:00:18.080 --> 1:00:19.920
<v Speaker 2>other girl. It doesn't matter. No one knows who those

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<v Speaker 2>two people are anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>See whatever happened to the envelope, that's part of the

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<v Speaker 4>excitement of live TV when they opened the big envelope

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<v Speaker 4>and the winner.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that very true anyway? That's I mean, truly iconic.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's not going anywhere. You'll never forget that, despite

1:00:34.480 --> 1:00:35.439
<v Speaker 4>your ishies with your brain.

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<v Speaker 2>No, truly, no, the rest of my life. True, that's

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<v Speaker 2>my biggest nightmare hosting award shows. Goodness me, the podcast awards.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know you're there?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my god, forgot Sandra Sala's name. Almost called her

1:00:48.400 --> 1:00:52.040
<v Speaker 2>Tracy Grimshaw. No, it wouldn't have gone down well, thank god,

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<v Speaker 2>she was plassed.

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<v Speaker 3>Weren't you just reading a script though?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, okay, never ever accept that gig again, anything where

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<v Speaker 4>you're required to remember name.

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<v Speaker 2>It was off a calf. That's truly awful. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>shall we shall we head out of here, guys, last.

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<v Speaker 4>Other way, by the way, shit yarn I nearly called

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<v Speaker 4>her Tracy Grimshaw, but I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are we talking about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go. We're going to be off for a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of weeks, but when we return, we'll be rear and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ready to go, well rested, happy in here.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a gorgeous easter, won't you? Idiots?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, hope the easter bunny joins you, and you have

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<v Speaker 2>a great easter, and look after yourself, Jenna and Mitch

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll be back in touch in a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, hold on, I'm just googling how to say

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<v Speaker 4>goodbye in Hawaiian.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, give me a sec.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's also aloha, oh helloha?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, well aloha Mitch. It's kind of like buller.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just a general salutation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is all right. Aloha mahala, see you soon, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>A looha.

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<v Speaker 5>Bitch, just me A podcast by a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Start, Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment.

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<v Speaker 4>On the end, we pretend that the podcast is over,

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<v Speaker 4>but it ain't. We talked shit here. Nothing planned. No

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<v Speaker 4>one's bringing anything in particular to the table. We just

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<v Speaker 4>fucking wing it for a bit, truly.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing has planned at.

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<v Speaker 5>All, No, nothing, the slightest everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Not at all. Certainly not Jenna's pregnancy. That's not planned.

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<v Speaker 5>No, No, that wasn't planned.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we should announce that. Jenna thought she did a

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<v Speaker 2>COVID test. Yeah, and we all thought she did too,

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<v Speaker 2>and she was isolating and then she said, god, wing

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<v Speaker 2>on it was the hardest part, and we said, what

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<v Speaker 2>she said, a wing on the test was the hardest part.

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<v Speaker 2>We said, no, Jenna, what you've done as a pregnancy test?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's not a COVID test.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's expecting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, twins, Yeah, twins.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Phineas and ferb.

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<v Speaker 4>Bill and Ben the flower pop Man, don't expect me

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<v Speaker 4>to be that. I'm off pop plants.

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<v Speaker 2>Jade and Tim.

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<v Speaker 3>Him, Well, they can't get married.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they can't.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Jade and Tim's christening. Hashtag taken.

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<v Speaker 2>Gender reveal.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't been to a good wedding in Ages, by

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<v Speaker 4>the way, Mitch, can you? And Hayden's not fucking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Please, it's been so.

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<v Speaker 2>Long a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 3>I've already picked out my flower girl dress.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, what's it going to be?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I can't show you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like get to pick my flower girls things. Nah,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a really yeah, yeah, don't I get to

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<v Speaker 2>pick everything?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait? No, wait, Jana's flower girl. I'm best man.

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<v Speaker 5>That's why I'm flower girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Mitchell is in the party with my two sisters.

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<v Speaker 3>Hang the fuck on? Am I not the best man anymore?

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<v Speaker 3>Because you told me? Oh god, it was probably a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of years ago on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it might have even been that episode that

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<v Speaker 4>we did when we're in isolation for Easter.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we were bowd and Gate.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was just.

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<v Speaker 4>COVID and we couldn't go home for ESA, so we

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<v Speaker 4>did an Easter episode where we're all from home, and

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<v Speaker 4>you told me that I would be the best man

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<v Speaker 4>because I'm organized as fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>You are. Actually, yeah, I stand by that. Look, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't I don't rescind that at all. Yeah, you'd be

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<v Speaker 2>in charge of the party. You'd be heading up my

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<v Speaker 2>two sisters. But the thing is now I have to

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<v Speaker 2>invite my brother in law, which I actually like, I

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<v Speaker 2>really like him, but he invited me, so now by

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<v Speaker 2>law I have to invite him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Also my cousin Drew.

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<v Speaker 3>That doesn't mean he's the best one.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's not gonna be the best man. He'll be

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<v Speaker 2>a groomsman.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he'll be my bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're he will be your bitch. If you're asked

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<v Speaker 2>to be in someone's party, do you then have to

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<v Speaker 2>respond and offer them the same role?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, really, it's up to you. Obviously, I've never

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<v Speaker 4>been fucking married.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. Did you wonder? I know?

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<v Speaker 4>But I guess you'd be more inclined to ask them

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<v Speaker 4>because you're like, oh, I better. But also it's your

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<v Speaker 4>big day, it doesn't really matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Good call. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, did you clock Jenna the way that he said rescinned? Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>he goes recinned.

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<v Speaker 6>I that.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, hang on, babe, can you turn

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<v Speaker 4>the music down. I've got to a reverse parallel park.

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<v Speaker 2>I also say receat instead of receipt. No, do you

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<v Speaker 2>the receipt?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, just say docket.

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<v Speaker 2>Yea shop a docket, remember shop shopping dockers. Do they

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<v Speaker 2>still have adds on the back of them?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they have little Dominoes tokens on the back that

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<v Speaker 4>you can the coupon ponds cheap pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>I do remember that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so fucking upset.

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<v Speaker 4>Last night had a couple of friends over and I

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<v Speaker 4>said to them I was going to cook, but have

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<v Speaker 4>it instead I order some beautiful pizza. Now when I

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<v Speaker 4>say beautiful pizza, you know exactly what the fuck I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not getting Dominoes. I'm getting beautiful pizza.

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<v Speaker 5>Italian Italian pizza.

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<v Speaker 3>Good fight, Yes, yes exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>And so I ordered on Uber Eats and I ordered

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<v Speaker 4>some fucking places like Giuseppes or some shit.

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<v Speaker 3>It looked authentic Italian.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, it was like they dropped the pizza

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<v Speaker 4>in a bucket and then went bargaret. It was so

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<v Speaker 4>sloppy and wet and foul. My beautiful pizza expectation was

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<v Speaker 4>not met.

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<v Speaker 3>I was furious.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 2>But but like authentic Italian pizza is often very wet,

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<v Speaker 2>like they just put watery tomato sauce on very wet dough.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that authentic?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was sloppy. It was fucking sloppy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't want sloppy.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Sarah Murdoch's been on the screen the whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't been looking at you, mich Sorry, it's sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>you're back.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen my facial expense.

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<v Speaker 2>I got where you were for a second there, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I looked up to see you when it was

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<v Speaker 2>Sarah Murdoch.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're like, wow, Mitch looks great.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, no shit. Mitch looks stressed and worried, almost

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<v Speaker 2>as if he's announce the wrong winner of a reality program.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch feels sick about this.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel so sick about this.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not right.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not right. It's mel, it's your mel. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>That was me looking at my pizza last night. I

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<v Speaker 3>feel sick about this. It's not right, right, it's not right, sloppy,

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<v Speaker 3>fucking mess.

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<v Speaker 4>Truly, I wanted the thought of pizza that you eat

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<v Speaker 4>it and it doesn't even feel unhealthy really, but this

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<v Speaker 4>one just felt like a hazard.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sometimes you eat like Domino's pizza and the oil

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<v Speaker 2>is horrific.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like, you know, a good middle ground. It

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't you know, it's a guilty pleasure but doesn't feel

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<v Speaker 4>that gross.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I miss eagle Boys. Bring that ship up.

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<v Speaker 5>Eagle Boys was the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. I didn't ever really get Eagle Boys really yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Really? Oh no, it was so dope.

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<v Speaker 4>There was something about their crust and there what do

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<v Speaker 4>you call it, the shit on the bottom the base? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>but it was beautiful stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you do it? On your phone?

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch? People are messaging me a They're saying, is Jenna

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<v Speaker 2>really going into the jungle?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Come, Jenna, you need to address these rumors once and

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<v Speaker 2>for all.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, it's true. I am going to.

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<v Speaker 4>The You are not and to vote for Jenna. Text

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<v Speaker 4>Jenna to wonder when I triple five triple five seven?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, that's what that's happening. Tried to find jungle music.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I just say something very odd to me that

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<v Speaker 4>in our Facebook group and during idiots at different stages,

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<v Speaker 4>they've speculated that you, Cheery are going into the jungle.

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<v Speaker 4>You Jenna, are going into the jungle for I'm a celeb.

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<v Speaker 4>Not one person has said I reckon. Mitchell Kombs is

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<v Speaker 4>going in true like that's out of the realm.

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<v Speaker 2>God'd be very offended if I were you too, But

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<v Speaker 2>you know they're called idiots for a reason.

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<v Speaker 4>We love them dearly, but fuck not the sharpest spanner

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<v Speaker 4>in the shed.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I think they just know that I'm dumb enough

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<v Speaker 2>this is Welcome to the Jungle to say yes to it,

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<v Speaker 2>because I say yes to everything. As learned in this podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>true Jenna is peer pressed into anything yes, true, and Mitch,

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<v Speaker 2>you just be like, no, I don't need to go

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<v Speaker 2>to the jungle. I can pose one instant story and

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<v Speaker 2>get as many views as you dicks get on that shot.

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<v Speaker 4>If they asked me, I wouldn't say no. But I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not gagging to do that. No, like swimming with snakes

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<v Speaker 4>and whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, i'd do it. I'd do the jungle.

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<v Speaker 4>I know that it's kind of easier said than done,

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<v Speaker 4>but I actually feel like I could cope just fine

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<v Speaker 4>in those weird situations where they like put you in

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<v Speaker 4>a bloody coffin full of cockroaches and whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty good at disassociating.

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<v Speaker 5>I could do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I wouldn't be I wouldn't actually give them the

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<v Speaker 4>reaction they want.

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<v Speaker 3>The producers be furious.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't be there going at them.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd just be there like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah and you on that. I wouldn't have a real

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<v Speaker 2>I don't Bugs and cretins don't freak me out.

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<v Speaker 3>You know they do if they catch me off guard.

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<v Speaker 4>But if I'm putting a coffin and I'm told you're

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<v Speaker 4>going to be covered in cockroaches, I've got time to

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<v Speaker 4>mentally prepare.

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<v Speaker 2>You said, babe, we do this in season two. Mate,

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<v Speaker 2>Now what are you all doing for our holiday? Like

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<v Speaker 2>deep on a deeper level. I and know I've all

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<v Speaker 2>discussed it, but what are we actually doing. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have some away time. You're going to chill with Sean Mitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm not really on a holiday. I'm still working.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Likewise true, Jennet, Yeah, you're meant to be putting in

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<v Speaker 3>your leave.

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<v Speaker 5>I know, I know I will genuinely put in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Jungle is work for you? That is what Jenna runs

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<v Speaker 2>the tweets for the Ugande in African society.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she does the u caan't in African society.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what they called it, is it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I did see. I thought no wonder. I'm getting so

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<v Speaker 2>many messages ask if I'm going to the jungle.

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<v Speaker 8>They go, Vista, He's bigger, Vaninian all we could fit

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<v Speaker 8>on this continent, best, larger than life entertainer.

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<v Speaker 2>We love the jungle. I do a good impression of that.

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<v Speaker 3>I really do. Hypothetically, if I.

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<v Speaker 4>Was to be cast and I'm a celebrity, get me

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<v Speaker 4>out of here, what would my clue be in that voiceover?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh good, cool, He's gotten more influence than an African elder.

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<v Speaker 10>Social media sensation lands in Uguana July fourteenth.

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<v Speaker 3>What about Jenna?

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<v Speaker 1>Not even the high is interested in body? Vista and

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<v Speaker 1>ky paper thin woman. That's so mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, mine was mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, self deprecating is a bit different.

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<v Speaker 2>They yell them, they yell them.

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<v Speaker 8>The giraffes will love our female social media star.

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<v Speaker 2>He's that a clue for Jenna? She's tall?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think she's that tall?

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<v Speaker 5>Is she not that tall?

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<v Speaker 3>Am I taller than you? Jenna?

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like we're similar.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I'm just going to bring up one of

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<v Speaker 3>our photos. Okay, yeah, I'm taller than her. Name said, I'm.

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<v Speaker 5>Tall, Jessica man boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch out lions. All this pop Princess old chew, you're

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<v Speaker 2>here off.

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<v Speaker 3>Instead of calling her no nonsense, you call her no

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<v Speaker 3>no nonsense.

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<v Speaker 5>Look lover.

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<v Speaker 3>But fuck, she's sweet and she means well. She just

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to watch The Jungle.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you please go to the Instagram account for your

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<v Speaker 4>radio show, The Pickup and look at that video of

1:12:21.320 --> 1:12:23.720
<v Speaker 4>Jess on the show the other day. Another example where

1:12:23.720 --> 1:12:25.800
<v Speaker 4>you didn't actually ask a question, but she also didn't

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<v Speaker 4>answer it. It was just her talking at you about nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>And there's one funny moment where it cuts to your

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<v Speaker 4>co host Britt and she kind of goes hmm to

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<v Speaker 4>agree with what Jess said. But I know Britt was

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<v Speaker 4>thinking h what.

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<v Speaker 6>Quickly.

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<v Speaker 3>It wasn't even deep. She was just saying things.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, we think that's amazing. But you paved the

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<v Speaker 2>way for a young queer indigenous boy to win this show.

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<v Speaker 3>He really did.

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<v Speaker 11>I got to speak to him earlier today. And I've

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<v Speaker 11>always mentioned to youth any kind of when I'm doing

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<v Speaker 11>youth pros, it's really about storytelling and being able to

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<v Speaker 11>turn into yourself. Who are you, you know, where you

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<v Speaker 11>come from, what you've learned. And then there's the bigger

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<v Speaker 11>outside world of that. But he's such a sweet Britain artist,

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<v Speaker 11>and they all are, you know, and I think once

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<v Speaker 11>they leave that, I think it's really up to them

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<v Speaker 11>to create those choices.

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<v Speaker 7>It takes time, you know.

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<v Speaker 11>I'm still discovering where I fit in into my own

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<v Speaker 11>kind of world, particularly with music, and still being okay

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<v Speaker 11>with that and not being too hard on ourselves.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so just tell me, Mitchell, very simple question. What

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<v Speaker 4>was that point.

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<v Speaker 2>That she's always been supportive to youth?

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<v Speaker 3>Jenna? Did you pick that up?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 2>She lost me.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry. I love her that, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't get me wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>Bitch can sing, love her music, love her personality. But

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<v Speaker 4>sometimes when I hear interviews, I'm like, what did.

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<v Speaker 3>You just say?

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<v Speaker 2>We've just a break anyway, I've got to go, everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a fight to catch, love you all.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to run away forty eight hours. What do

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<v Speaker 3>you do?

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<v Speaker 4>We're at that point in the podcast again where he

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<v Speaker 4>just gets distracted on the computer, so actually paying attention

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<v Speaker 4>to us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're not wrong. I do have to run and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going now. Goodbye to all, Thank you for listening,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll see you in a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, we hope this podcast made you feel at least

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<v Speaker 4>three percent better today.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all, Mitchell. We'll try that again.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, we hope this podcast made you feel at least

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<v Speaker 4>three percent better today.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all. Just three percent, so we do. Oh that

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<v Speaker 3>was gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, we won't be here for a little bit, but

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<v Speaker 2>we promise we'll return. All three of us will be

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<v Speaker 2>back and we will see you then. Thanks for listening

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<v Speaker 2>to the show. Guys, give us a five star review.

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<v Speaker 3>Please can't wait.

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<v Speaker 4>And hey, if you're in Melbourne, not too late to

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<v Speaker 3>Hope to see you there.

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