WEBVTT - MINI: Kitchen Injuries

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast listener.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a near death experience yesterday. I am heavily

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<v Speaker 2>bandished up this morning. As you can attest, Jack, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Can say it, what's happened.

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<v Speaker 2>I look like a mummy today. Just for the theater

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<v Speaker 2>of the mind as you listen to the show wherever

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<v Speaker 2>you are.

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<v Speaker 3>I had an accident in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>There are things in the kitchen that I actually think

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<v Speaker 2>conspire to work against us and attack us.

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<v Speaker 3>The cheese Greater.

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<v Speaker 2>I still get nervous using I'm very wary and respectful

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<v Speaker 2>around the powers of the cheese Greater.

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<v Speaker 3>Yesterday I was making a dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife said, Chris, it'd be nice if you spiralize

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<v Speaker 2>some zucchini. Straight Away, I was, oh, no, is that

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<v Speaker 2>mean I've got to use the spiralizer. The spiralizer comes

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<v Speaker 2>out about once or twice a year, which ones I

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<v Speaker 2>know what the Yes, okay you crank it, Yes, spiralize.

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<v Speaker 3>You crank it.

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<v Speaker 2>In these days, we don't need to be get your

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<v Speaker 2>crunkle in the kitchen. Okay, you don't need to be

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<v Speaker 2>cranking up, winding up anything that moves. Zucchini won those

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<v Speaker 2>zucchinis into basically blades. Yes, it's a slow motion aided

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<v Speaker 2>weapon of death. And even just assembling this awful contraption

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<v Speaker 2>as a nightmare. Have you got a spinalizer patch?

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<v Speaker 3>Died?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no, we can have mine.

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<v Speaker 3>This is one cup, by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>And so once I'd spiralized the zucchini, I was ent

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<v Speaker 2>trying to reassemble it to clean this wretched thing. That's

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<v Speaker 2>when it sliced me, not once, not twice, thrice. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my near fatal slash wounds on me. Okay, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, there's a blood dripping everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>I lost about six pints of blood. That's your radio

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<v Speaker 3>fader finger as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Luckily this controls the mics, but the actual music comes

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<v Speaker 2>out the right hand. Some lord Fader is still going

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<v Speaker 2>to always be okay, guys, so don't worry.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, just trying to clean this machine.

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<v Speaker 2>I was actually sworn it right, and I said, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying to help you, trying to clean it. I'm doing

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<v Speaker 2>this for you. Please put down those walls of defense

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<v Speaker 2>spiralizer and those blades there. I was bitching in the

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<v Speaker 2>kitchen and that's what I was cool this morning. Something

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<v Speaker 2>in the kitchen has attacked you, and I want to

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<v Speaker 2>hear all about it, Caitlin. I think you've still got

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<v Speaker 2>a scarf from something. They're not that god awful seven

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<v Speaker 2>and one thing that you're trying to force on us

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<v Speaker 2>as prize of the decade, though.

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<v Speaker 1>That would never injure me. That's the most fantastic.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you couldn't even do that.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>I nearly chopped my finger off cutting a pumpkin.

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<v Speaker 3>Too sharp a knife or just slipped.

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<v Speaker 1>So pumpkins are very very dangerous if when you slicing

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<v Speaker 1>down on them.

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<v Speaker 2>They're quite pumpkins are in how are they dangerous themselves?

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<v Speaker 1>Because they're quite dance and hard, So when you're slicing

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<v Speaker 1>down if you do it at a soft rate, which

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<v Speaker 1>I did, I went to go and I bounced back up,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I went to go again, but with the heaviness,

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<v Speaker 1>and I sliced my finger.

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<v Speaker 2>Instead of the punk hard to get through a pumpkin, Apparently,

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<v Speaker 2>the most dangerous thing in the kitchen is trying to

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<v Speaker 2>sort out the avocado.

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<v Speaker 3>People cut through. Yes, as you're slicing, the people cut through,

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<v Speaker 3>and you know when they cut through the web of

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<v Speaker 3>that thumb. Yeah, but you put it on a chopping board.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't rest it on your hands. Should be surprised,

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<v Speaker 2>you'd be very surprised, Patsy. I think the stories we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to hear Testay today nine four one four one

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<v Speaker 2>o four three. Bitchin in the kitchen? What attacked you?

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<v Speaker 3>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Saria has found out the most top five most dangerous

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<v Speaker 2>things in the kitchen?

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<v Speaker 3>What did you find?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, pumpkin, as Caitlin said, is the most dangerous vegetable

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<v Speaker 2>in the kitchen, followed by the butternut squash, the turnip.

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<v Speaker 3>The Jerusalem and how many of us having turn what

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<v Speaker 3>you are we invaded again? Jerusalem choke and then the

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<v Speaker 3>lichi no me, the onion avocado, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Light cheese and atichokehts, Oh my god, you got I

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<v Speaker 2>actually had choke huts yesterday and li chi is on

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>You are said, that's how sidney you are. You're eating

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<v Speaker 3>enough carts.

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<v Speaker 5>That's not my problem.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the light cheese. Did you make you? Did you

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<v Speaker 3>make us some nice light cheam? Come quite sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry to burn you like that, all right?

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<v Speaker 3>Catherine? What injured you in the kitchen?

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<v Speaker 4>I have had multiple injuries from something that should come

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<v Speaker 4>with a safety warning. And that's the darn cleaver vegetable peeler.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't know if you've see these things that they've got teeth,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Now do describe it to us.

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<v Speaker 4>Catherine, Okay, it's it's you peel your veggies with it.

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<v Speaker 4>But if your finger gets in the way, you take

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<v Speaker 4>off multiple layers of skin. Because the damn thing's got

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<v Speaker 4>claws a bit like Edward scissor hands, and I've lost

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<v Speaker 4>tips of fingers back over.

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<v Speaker 5>But I really.

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<v Speaker 4>Wish I hadn't thrown out my old one. This thing

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<v Speaker 4>is dangerous. I've got my fingers around it now, trying

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<v Speaker 4>to strangle the damn thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Why what?

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong with the normal vege stable pills?

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<v Speaker 2>The rest of it one blade and that means you

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<v Speaker 2>slice it away from you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's worked for.

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<v Speaker 4>Danny, blamed my husband and he's online shopping.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still waiting for my grease. Please. Actually has been

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<v Speaker 3>intercepted by the government.

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<v Speaker 4>He was about to get me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm looking at it now. It looks like a tortured device.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah they look Katherine, it's good intent. It grins at you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Katherine, thanks you cooing mate. Have a good day, Vanessa.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi there, wanting Vanessa, Welcome to a show. So what's

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<v Speaker 2>she kitchen injury?

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<v Speaker 5>So quite a few years ago, I wanted to have

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<v Speaker 5>some spaghetti Bowline's for dinner and it was frozen, so

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<v Speaker 5>I got it out of the freezer and grabbed CID

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<v Speaker 5>a sharp knife and just started stabbing it to try

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<v Speaker 5>and break it in half. And my finger slipped it

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<v Speaker 5>right down the blade and I ended up snapping my

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<v Speaker 5>tendon on my little finger. Oh gosh, and I had

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<v Speaker 5>to have like, I had to have an operation, and

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<v Speaker 5>then I had to have weeks of hand therapy. But

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<v Speaker 5>the funny thing was when I went into emergency, the guy,

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<v Speaker 5>the doctor, he said, oh, so, how did you do that?

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<v Speaker 5>Was it on the spaghetti bowl and a or the avocado?

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<v Speaker 3>You're kidding? They narrowed it down. Now you were the

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<v Speaker 3>spag boll side the equation.

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<v Speaker 5>I exactly what I've done. And then weeks later, even

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<v Speaker 5>now like this probably happened twenty years ago, my fingers

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<v Speaker 5>just like this big hook. So and I work with

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<v Speaker 5>children and I tell them I'm a witch and they

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<v Speaker 5>all kind of look sideways, not sure if I'm serious

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<v Speaker 5>or not. So yeah, it's been kind a bit of

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<v Speaker 5>a funny story.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what for that, So maybe tomorrow on

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<v Speaker 2>the show. Your body is a party trick?

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<v Speaker 3>What does it do?

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<v Speaker 2>I love that if my hand suddenly became a claw,

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<v Speaker 2>you terrify kids with it.

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<v Speaker 3>It should actually you should be made to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't do that, that's great. Thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 2>your story very funny.

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<v Speaker 3>He gave thanks The Christian O'Connell Show podcast